>>27014561
First

CMC, you say?

>>27014561
That wasn't the right picture. Oh well, close enough.

It's their reason for being a club. And you just know that when one or all of them get their marks they're going to have to realize that they have more reasons to be friends.

I need some interesting finger-eating things for a party I'm writing. Any new/interesting ideas?

>>27014561
Wouldn't it make more sense if Applebloom tried to copy Applejack by kicking the tree for the fruit to come down.

>>27014580
first a being a faggot.

>>27014580

>caring about being 'first'
>on 4chan

Scoots would never do that, I could see applebloom and sweetie belle wanting to go on a pic-nic but scootaloo fucks it up with her cutie mark ass-hatery

would the background here be more leaves, or the ground?

>>27014600
sashimi

>>27014600

I'll assume you mean 'finger food' and not literally eating fingers..

They're ponies so maybe some kind of battered daisys or something?

>>27014643
I think it might be the sky with the ground near the bottom.

>>27014600
Fingers.

>>27014662
Little rolled up flower petals with tooth picks keeping them together.

>>27014643

A nice bonding episode with Sweetie and Rarity would fucking kill my heart.

>>27014600
> finger eating things

Was going to post a picture of someone with Necrotizing fasciitis on thier index finger, but just couldn't do it.

I think the ponies have finally got to me.
I'm domesticated.

They've run off with my cynicism, now they're working on my predeliction for sick jokes.

Damn ponies.

>>27014600
Ponyburgers.

>>27014600

Pony sushi.
Made with real Shoobeedoo

>>27014699
it does, it's even more shitty than NMH

>>27014643
>there was nothing to worry about all along

FUCK YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS DO THIS. FIRST IT'S ABOUT HER LEAVEING, THAN THE INCEST, THEN THE OC PORN, THEN THIS.

YES I'M FUCKING MAD AT THIS ATTENTION WHORE.

Edited for a more implied consensual

>>27014600
Tostitos

>>27014806

Calm down, Rarity. You'll start breaking out.

>>27014809
OH SNAP

Any good drawfags in here?
Requesting a pic of Pinkie Pie stabbing a bound and gagged Twilight while her parents are forced to watch.

>>27014750
Read 'Lessons Learned'.

Rarity gives Sweetie Bell a few pointers in her trade, and they grow closer as a result. It really is heartwarming.

>>27014777
Sad Lyra?
Sad Lyra

>>27014600
Vienna Sausages, served with a garnish of ketchup and white bread

>>27014839
>fanfiction

>>27014785
Oh my god this is too funny to not use.

>>27014825
>>27014650
>>27014741

Battered daisies and some sashimi sound great, thanks for the assist!

>>27014837
But that's do edgy and dark! You must be so mature to be able to handle that!

http://theshadowbrony.deviantart.com/art/Psycho-Series-Luna-214075811

>>27014864
Poor lyra.

>>27014743

Is this macro popular? I've never even seen it before.

In other news, PINKIE THREAD! You know you want it. Snails had a thread devoted to his stupid-ass, so we're having a Pinkie thread. And this time, you're all going it like it!

>>27014925
AH, AFTER ONE-THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE! TIME TO CONQUER EQUESTRIA!

Seriously, she kinda looks like Rita in that image. Just more armor-ey.

>>27014938
>Pinkie thread
I'm already pissed off.

Linking Kloudmutt's stream again

He's drawing AJ whispering in Fluttershy's ear

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

Diabetes awaits

>>27014870
>Implying fanfiction is always bad

Really, some of us have been on 4chan way too long, and it shows.

>>27014938
Pinkie has no fans. Good luck with your Pinkie Thread.

>>27014809
>not pictured: Snails walking away with a limp and bleeding profusely from his crotch

Insulting Dash in a vulnerable position? Not a good plan.

>>27014915
I know. In fact, I'm so edgy and dark, I listen to death metal and say the word "fuck" a lot

>>27014799
But it won't help to hold inside.

Keep it real keep it real shout out.

>>27014925
Hmm.

I don't like it.

GGGGGGENTLEMEN

http://theshadowbrony.deviantart.com/art/Psycho-Series-Twilight-Sparkle-213614230

>>27014938

As much as I'd like to agree that we need a break from that pony, you know Pinkie Pie threads always turn to shit.

>>27014938
>Is this macro popular? I've never even seen it before.

It's been around for a while, but it's rarely used. Which is a shame because I think it's great.

>>27014968
Regarding Snails x Dash

You know, they say what people are into sexually is in fact often quite different from their normal tastes.
Many people, given the opportunity, will seek out in the bedroom what they can't get in normal life. CEOs with enough money to bury everyone they know for life hire dominatrices to whip them into submission. People who live in subservience their whole lives often have rape fantasies.

It's actually, in a way, strangely sensible that Snails and Dash would hook up and adopt opposite roles in bed. Dash being utterly powerless and submissive, humble and humiliated, while Snails power-trips and turns her into his own personal toy.

Dash wouldn't hurt him. She'd just take the insult and love it.

>>27014974
Good heavens, they let all sorts of riff-raff onto the internet nowadays.

>>27014809
...why does Dash have a wingboner? This is unfuckingacceptable.

>>27015000
>>27014925
Okay we get it, geez.

BEHOLD

>>27015012
I know! It's like anyone with a computer can just go wherever they please on the internets. It's preposterous!

>>27014956

No you aren't, you're happy. You know you are, so don't spoon-feed me that shit.

>>27014962

But everybody loves Pinkie, right? Right? Everybody! FOREVER!

So what's everybody love the most about Pinkie Pie? I like how it takes an incredible amount of effort to get her angry. I wish I was like that. Everything makes me mad, like people not liking Pinkie Pie as much as me. That pisses me the fuck off.

>>27015009
Ew heterosexual.

I'll just stay over here with my lesbians, thanks.

>>27015036

>>27015009
I prefer my snailsshipping in the form of snailsexualabuse.

>>27015036
>>27014995
It kind of loses any rage when this is at least the third time I've seen this showcase of OC faggotry.

>>27015009
She would after that insult. Nobody calls Dash slow.

Nobody.

Ever.

>>27015036
PURE STUPIDITY

>>27015093

>>27015040
FUCK YOUR SHIT I'M SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

>>27015024
>why does Dash have a wingboner?

because.jpg

>>27015075
Except for that one guy who called her slow and then ran away, he got away with it. Well, actually that's the only other guy to ever call her so slow.
So 50% of the people who called her slow get away with it.
My fingers feel dirty after typing that.

>>27015093
GENTLEMEN!!!

>>27015093
>>27015108

well, i need some editors now
for the thing.

but not like grammatical editors, just a second pair of eyes to verify that i have indeed not gone insane in my solo writing. make sure the ponies are in character, that it seems interesting, ect.

it's public

tinyurl.com/44aluee

this is not all of the story, just the section which is the "most done".

>>27015042

I miss the days when there was just lesbians.

When straight shipping was a joke and snails was an even bigger one.

>>27015009
I'm starting to kind of like this ship

>>27015108

>>27015141
I still think snails is a joke, no matter how much people try to push him.

>>27015134
>Tinyurl
Use pastebin or I'm calling virus.

>>27015093
>>27015108
oh, figures i post my shit RIGHT AFTER THAT FUCKING OC. FUCK

>>27015141
I miss the days when threads were good

>>27015141
>back when all shipping wasn't taken so seriously
fixed

>>27015122
That's simply because his fate was too gory for canon. You do NOT want to know what happened during the commercial break...

We ARE talking about G-rated television...

>>27014959
Let's get some more spitfire ITT as I am away from my pc and therefore have no images

>>27015154

I trust I didnt miss anything important.

>>27015163
>me
>smart enough to virus
i cannot into netcode
it's a google doc, so the formatting always fucks it up and prevents anyone from being able to access it

>>27015181
YOU MISSED EVERYTHING. Actually I just got back from work so I have no idea.

>>27015141
>I miss the days when people just drew girldicks and lesbians, fuck this weird "heterosexual" bullshit
weirdos everywhere these days huh

>>27015119

No, HELL, no! Not in this Pinkie thread! Everybody's chill, everybody's cool. Don't push me, man, just don't...

What's everybody's favorite Pinkie hairstyle? I like her bouffant haircut more than the straight hair. Everybody's got the straight hair look in this damn show and it's pretty and all, but shit gets drab real quick. The volume of that bouffant is superior.

>>27015177
>>27015154
>>27015108
It's dumb
It's stupid
I hate it

>>27015181
I can't unsee the cookie crumbs

>>27015108
This picture reminds me of Beedrill...

>>27015181

A bunch of ponychan autists got mad at Weaver drawing straight shipping and invaded FiMchan, complaining about how straight shipping destroys their waifu fantasies and directly hurts their feelings because they are so attached to the characters, and how anyone drawing straight shipping with snails is doing it for no reason than to troll and purposefully attack them personally.

Much fun is being had.

I'm getting pent up waiting for the 'main' writefags to get out their snailsabuse fics. Anyone who's not writing anything right now want to put together a quick snailsabuse fic? I swear, I'm good for it.

>>27015235
hahaha that's great

how can anything that makes retards so mad be anything but good?

>>27015235
...
Are you serious?
like REALLY.
THAT IS THE MMOST FUKING HILARIPUS THING IVE EVER HEARD EVER.

>>27015181
We had a thread this morning over how hot rape is and impregnation is the best thing ever.

>>27015141
>mfw my first hardclop fic was technically heterosexual even if it was NMM turned into a guy so he could bone Twilight

>>27015197
I miss 'dash is made f marshmallow.jpg'.

>>27015256
Stop hitting yourself, Fluttershy.

>>27014864
lyra's horn?

>>27014925
>>27014925

Stop your attention whoring please

>>27015263

Go read the thread. One of the posts in there got crossposted over here. It is literally the saddest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

It's all in his fimchan thread.

>>27015274
It's a gif actually but dgaf

>>27015141

>I miss the days when there was just lesbians.

Dems were the days, man. Dems were the days.

>>27015274
This?

>>27015235

At first I was just enjoying the stupidity of it all.
Read a post explaining where they're coming from in the previous thread.
Now I just feel sorry for them.

>>27015288
Link it. Sounds funny.

>>27014699

>>27015251
We had a couple good Scootabuse fics from back in the day.

Snails is so worthless no one can be bothered to write anything about him.

>>27015304
the immortal typo

>>27015256

Pardon me anon but you forgot to colour fluttershy's other hoof.

It's a pic of Fluttershy squishing her hooves against both her cheeks

I know caus I requested it

>>27015330

http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/10611

Try to remember that these people are literally mentally damaged.

>>27015342
Yes, but I mean in line with Weaver's snailsabuse comic. I'm talkin clopfics here, man.

>>27015141
>>27015296
I don't even feel sorry for you two. If you're a yuri shipper getting torn up over some hetero shipping you'd best unfuck yourself and screw them Goggles on tighter.

>>27015376

Fuck it didn't work.

Well just go find it, it's on the front page of the art board.

>>27015390
Okie Dokie Loki

>>27015390
it's probably been deleted

>>27015251

Eeeeeeh.... Maybe. I dunno. Last time I wrote a trollfic it turned out like shit.

>>27015410

No it's still there, I just didn't know how to link to threads on fimchan.

oh drawfags
you all such wild and unique rebels
"I listened to what stuff people didn't want and then I made more of it anyway cuz I'm a badass like that"
cool dude, right on. very original.

>>27015411
Leave those to the master.

>>27015235

>A bunch of ponychan autists got mad at Weaver drawing straight shipping and invaded FiMchan

You guy's think it was Ponychan? What led you to that belief?

>>27015381
RS is working on a few apparently.

and then we have 2 more to go.

>>27015448

Because nobody else is this fucking stupid.

Best idea from the first three replies gets a two-post quickfic.

>>27015456

>that AJ

HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG

Good heavens, no marker? Someone do something about this at once

>>27015457
But *we* are that stupid.

>>27015466
Who is this artist? I've been trying to figure this out for ages now.

>>27015423
I can't find it. It probably got deleted.

>>27015443
I'm sorry, i couldn't hear you over the sound of all these fucking lesbians i'm shipping.

>>27015481

If someone drawing a comic of cartoon ponies having sex seriously personally offends you then you need to be in protective custody.

>>27015461
Twilight trying to figure out why bees hate her so much.

>>27015457

Oh, ok. Just checkin'.

What's up, Bronies?

>>27015456
Oh my god hhngg. These are so cute!

I wanna see more CMC cuddling and snoozing with other foali pals

>>27015515
NOT THE BEES! ABBALAH MY EYES!

>>27015498

Working link:

http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/10611.html#14185

With a bonus link to the first autist post.

>>27015456
I'm very interested in seeing how Twilight is gonna turn out.

>>27015383
I don't want to know who that is with Celestia.

>>27015389

Inspirational words. Good call, solider.

>>27015533
Oh, nothing much man.

>>27015221
There are ways of making it tolerable...

>>27015461

Spike/Apple Bloom

>>27015480
It was posted by mcgee

>>27015042
So much shipping!

>>27015498
I found it, look for garbage day. I thought he meant they made their own thread so I skipped over the ones I'd already seen

>>27015456
... That's a Pinkie I want to FUCK.

She looks like the kind of girl you always knew in junior high who smacked bubble gum and was known for sucking guys off, but never felt bad about it.

>>27015461
Twilight gets an 'ignore me' spell cast on her

>>27015543

>>27015482

That's by Muffins. Most known for his flockdraw antics. Bit he also took requests here too. Great artist.

First response gets a quickfic!

>>27015604
>Pinkie sucks all the dicks

It always comes back to this, doesn't it?

>>27015643
Spike doing something cute to get a kiss on the cheek from rarity

>>27015643

Rarity x Trixie! Erotic hairbrushing scene.

>>27015663
>>27015664
Damn that was fast. You're good.

>>27015663
So noted.

And an interesting reversal of >>27015664

THIS is going in the fun bag.
>>27015667

>>27015550
Is that post implying that the characters were created SPECIFICALLY for shipping? That's not even that funny, it's kinda sad.

>>27015566
Did Plant Man do that?

He ought to do a Megamare version of this one too.

>>27015659
Well Pinkie has a sort of playfully slutty personality. Not really trashy, but she's clearly out for a good time no matter what.

>>27015456
....these are actually pretty unique takes on the characters
i wonder how long until some retard starts screaming "animu eyes!"

>>27015688

Read the rest of the thread. It gets worse.

>>27015606
IGNORE ME!!!

>>27015643
Twilight/Spike.

>>27015698
Y'know, the eyes aren't too far off from the actual ponies' eyes.

>>27015698
AAAAANIMUUUU EYES

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vxcLcciWXQT3T1BmA

>>27015698
We need to get it out of our system now.
>>27015456
Animu eyes.

>>27015704
I skimmed the post, what I'm liking is that mythbusters .gif, that shit was funny.

>>27015685

>fun bag

I don't know what that is, but it sounds kick-ass and now I'm excite!

>>27015691

Yeah he makes funny Megamare macros. He made this one for me.

>>27015698
If i don't like it i don't say anything about it.

Oh yeah, and from the last thread.
also animu eyes.

>>27015742
It's a funny thread alright.

>>27015795
>Dat Fluttershy
I...I think I'm having a heart attack.

>>27015688
So how about we troll him and be okay with straight ships for a while?

>>27015795

I don't like these purely because they just remind me of how shitty and stupid girls were in high school. That's a time in my life I don't care to recall.

Yes I'm bitter.

>>27015704
BORING. That was lame. I've seen much sadder stuff. I didn't even lol.

>>27015828
>troll him and be okay with straight ships
Woah woah woah woah woah. Woah. Woah.

Slow down and think about what you're saying here for a second.

>>27015828
I don't have to pretend

>>27015557
Fucking OC, who else. retards gonna self-insert.

>>27015828
Man, I like straight ships before it was cool.

>>27015828
I never had a problem with them in the first place

>>27015828
Sounds like a potential epic win to me.

>>27015878
>>27015884
>>27015861
Is this for real /co/?

I... I don't even know what to say. I'm heartbroken.

>>27015828
No objections here

and done. i haven't done MS stuff in awhile.

>>27015456
cuuute!

Ya know I like lesbians too.
Rainbow Dash is even my little gay hero in my mind.
But gettin' mad over fan art is just silly.

You just move on. If someone asks, or you feel like giving your opinion, go for it.
But it's silly to get mad just because someone drew Rainbow Dash kissing Big Mac instead of Applejack.

My favorite ship is a straight ship. Well, it's a tied favorite.

>>27015924
I think straight ships are cuter than lesbian ships
Lesbians only interest me when one of them has a dick

>>27015931
Do something to lighten up those letters and it'll be perfect.
I can barely read it.

>>27015931

Love the colors, man.

Although I'm wondering if it's possible to make the text white instead. It'll help make it more readable.

>>27015929
But MANY objections here!!!

>>27015878
Mai OTP

Seriously, the only thing cuter than snist is humanized snist.

>>27015971
That's because you're queer

>>27015945

Did that really even need to be said?

Want to know my favorite straight ship? It's... Rarity x Spike.

>>27015995
Maybe you all are homosexuals too!

>>27015977
>>27015975
can do. tricky because the tree lines intersect in so many places

>>27015995
Pansexual actually

>>27015515 Twilight trying to figure out why bees hate her so much.

"Day three: my investigations have turned up fruitless, and once again, I am at a loss for this inexplicable phenomenon."

Twilight Sparkle closed her notebook as Spike dabbed her bee-stings with one of Zecora's potions. Then she sighed and rested her chin on her forehooves. "I don't get it. There's a nest of wasps on one of the branches of this library, but they never bug me!"

Spike giggled. "Bug you. I get it."

"Spike, this is no laughing matter! Why do swarms of bees attack me for no reason whatsoever?!?"

Spike finished treating her bee-stings, and climbed down from the stool he was standing on. "That's one of those tawtaw-thingies, right?"

"Huh?"

"Well," explained Spike, "If they attack you for no reason whatsoever, it's useless to try to figure it out. You told me about tawtawthingies, when you say the same thing in different words."

"Tautologies." Twilight thought for a moment, then her expression brightened. "Of course! It's so simple!"

She had her saddlebags on and was at the door before Spike finished washing his claws.

>>27015945

Shhhh!
Rational thinking like that can spread.
We don't want that kind of thing, this is the internet after all.

>>27016003
Actually mine too.

Evening, evening thread. How's your evening?

>>27015552
HA!

This is based on a fic I wrote!

>>27015994
This needs to happen.

>>27016000
...I guess I did kind of just preach to the choir.
Sorry, it's been a day.

>>27016036
Straight. For the mean time apparently.

>>27016048
Humanized Snails x Twist? Did it. Snips came along for the ride though.

>>27016018

Would it be easier if I just supply you a .png with the text only?

>>27016037
You didn't write the one where Spike gets turned into a pony, did you?

>>27016013
Maybe YOU are actually HETEROSEXUAL!!!

And maybe I am ASEXUAL!!!

>>27016036
There was a flurry of DashxSnails pics last thread.

>>27016036
We're all gonna pretend to like straight ships to troll the fuck out of some butthurt guy over at fimchan. Right guys?

To any artist on this board, I like to request Applebloom giving Spike the big gun just like in this gif.

>>27016097
I'm not pretending.

>>27016097
No.
I don't feel like trolling anybody. Can't we just ignore them?

>>27016036
I'm playing Dead Space to try and figure out why Isaac wants to fuck those markers so badly.

>>27016097
OBJECTION!

>>27016121
Ignoring things you don't like? Surely you jest.

>>27016132
OVERRULED.

"It's really no big, Rarity."

The little dragon tried to sound nonchalant, but there was a bit of a sparkle in the timbre of his voice.

"But Spike! No one's ever been able to fix cloth so neatly for me!"

Rarity shifted the newly-darned gold silk fabric from one hoof to the other. Using patches and snippets and the Crusaders' old capes, the purple lizard had successfully retooled a half-bolt of the cloth quick as a wink.

A twist of his hand and he'd done more precise work than she could have in a week of hand-hoof stitchwork.

Her sapphire eyes were a little misty as they took in the sight of Spike looking absentmindedly at his claws, pretending to pick at some dirt.

"It's just some needlework I picked up back in Canterlot. Chatted it up with Mare Apple of the Seamstress' Guild to get it," he breezed, flexing out his hand, sounding a little cocksure.

"Spike! She's the best there possibly is!" Rarity gasped, folding the fabric and tucking it away.

"Aw, she likes gingersnaps and I know how to cook 'em with my breath is all."

To his surprise, Rarity scooped Spike in both front legs and danced about the boutique, chittering, "I can use that to do a commission for Lady Windemere Augustin! She's the sweetest thing and loves gold but she has the figure of Big Mac--"

Spike was growing a little dizzy from all the milling about and had to close his eyes tight. The heightened smell of Rarity's violets-and-cream perfume was more than worth it, though. Her soft fur tickled at his scales, and being held and nurtured felt …

Rarity stopped stock-still in the middle of the shop on back legs, swinging Spike up to her face in both forehooves. Her smile was sparkling and she was still making quite a rolling giggle. "I'm so happy I could kiss you!"

>>27016121
Best plan I've heard in a while.

>>27016097

I didn't know we were so desperate for things to keep ourselves amused with.

>>27016121

They were the ones that decided to write a fucking essay about why Weaver shouldn't draw Snails having sex with their waifus.

It's fair game man.

>>27016074
That fic made snist my OTP. Thanks RS.

>>27016076
very, thanks!

>>27016121
If we were to collectively act rationally to a situation, we wouldn't call this the internet

Not the first time I've heard that, Spike thought a little darkly, but smiled and nodded all the same, "I'm just glad to help-"

- anyone" was cut off with Rarity's well-wettened lips. It wasn't a quick peck. It wasn't a daring romance. It was a three-second rush of joy that made Spike feel boiling-hot from tail to claw tip.

At once it was over and he was back on the floor, Rarity darting back to her work, pulling this bolt of fabric and this special scissor and humming all the while. He felt a little unsure of himself on two legs. He waved Rarity goodbye, figuring she was deep in her craft as usual, piped a "See you later," and closed the left plush purple double-door out of the boutique.

Spike sighed contentedly and leaned hard on the outside wall, just out of the shop window's sight.

"Ginger snaps got me that?" he pondered, "Next time I'm making Madam Apple some croissants."

>>27016013
No way bro, I ain't a faggot!
I just love dicks, okay? If there's not at least one dick in front of me, I can't focus. Even when I watch My Little Pony, all I can think about is "D'awww they're so cute...how many dicks can I put on or around these characters?" I just can't help it man!

>>27016167
Thanks, broke. That was kind of my goal on that one.

>>27016165
But wouldn't it be funnier if they made all that effort and we just paid it no mind.
It'd be like they wasted THEIR time and we didn't care.
It's the ULTIMATE troll.

>>27016165
You know, I went and read the thread, and it wasn't all that bad. It was a guy writing why he felt people were reacting the way they were, and everybody reacted horribly.

>>27016211
This.

>>27014809
Oh hey man! I just said she didn't blush in the show. Caluriri did blushing Dash first, I don't know if it was changed

>>27016198

No that wouldn't be funnier.

>>27016171

Ballin'.

>>27016156
You must be new here. This is an inter-season thread. We ran out of stuff to talk about a while ago and have been running on our own since the last episode.

>>27016198
I'm gonna stay here and do ponies on /co/. You guys have fun with building that model airplane, or whatever it is you guys are planning.

>>27016077
No, I wrote this:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/story-porcelian-secrets.html

>>27016230
The other version's cuter.

>>27016230

Does anybody else love it when they scrunch their muzzles like this?

>>27016242
umm...

>>27016179
>>27016142

Cool.

>>27016179
>>27016142
eye wub you

/)^3^(\

>>27016230
TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY ANYWAYS!!!

>>27016242
I might be missing something here.

>>27016253
No madmax,

Fuck you.

>>27016230
Ew, Who would want to hug Luna?

>>27016269
Yes.

>>27016242

Herp.

>>27016299
I'd fuck her.

>>27016322
Futa-Chistery already did.

Who has screencaps?

>>27016310
Oh hey look it's everyone's favorite drawfag.

>>27016269
Scrunchy faces are the best!

>>27016310
>>27016242
Evidence suggests that MS is some sort of witch. Wat do?

I'm thinking of submitting this to cheer up Madmax a little.

Subtitle - BEST PONIES - GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL.

>>27016269
OH COSMO!

>>27016310

ah, thanks!

>>27016363
Now I feel compelled to draw something.

>>27016357
BURN THE WITCH!

>>27016341
hey look everyone, it's an anonymous hater!

>>27016338
>Futa-Chistery already did
>Futa-Chistery
My boner is curious.

Lurst replay to this toast mets a short clerpfiction of your joys...

anyone gotta that image of unicorn rainbow dash fighting celestia with magic?

>>27016376
More like:
FUCK DAT SHIT

IMMA BE AN ATTENTION WHORE

>>27016405


its a comic, someone had it earlier

>>27016405
the whole comic?

>>27016357
BURN HER!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

>>27016415
y u mad tho?

>>27016357

Warlock?

>>27016384
>>27016408
I hate everything this person draws. Plastic everywhere.

>>27016405
I have the whole series.

>>27016425
>>27016425


nah, just the part where gilda shows up

>>27016408
>boobs

>grossshe'sallnakedandshit.jpg

>>27016399

Rhyme is running in...

>>27016434
>Implying ponies aren't made of plastic

>>27016433
He must be a witch! He turned me into a newt!

>>27016415
I know right?

Fucking whiteknights everywhere, every time.

>mfw nobody bothers to check if he floats like a duck

>>27016439


post it good sir!

>>27016458
>implying ponies aren't covered in hair

>>27016458
>RD's pet is a Turtle

Oh god yes please be in season two

>>27016397
>Futa-Chistery
It was kind of hot, it was futa-Chistery being urged by ButterScotch Sundae to impregnate Madmax tied and bound and gagged.

Chistery was very drunk and very girthy.

Butterscotch was whispering nothings in her ear and urging her to breed, to just let it all splash inside that tight little cunt.

I got a boner. I won't feel ashamed about it.

>>27016439

Has chistery posted an new fics on FiMchan? I can't seem to find the thread for that

>>27016511
NEW LYRA ART FUCK YEAH SAVED SO FAST IT CAUSED A SONIC RAINBOOM ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD

>>27016026
As Twilight galloped, she told Spike her idea. "If nothing I'm doing is affecting the bees, then maybe something the bees are doing is affecting me!"

Daisy's flower shop was the first place they had gone to determine the cause of the errant apiological phenomenon. But this time, Twilight knew what she was looking for. "Can I see those maps of bee routes?"

With maps in hand, Spike held on for dear life as Twilight ran full-out for the nearest route. Sure enough, it passed right by the school and through the bush from which she had watched Pinkie Pie.

She lay down next to the bush, and started working calculus. It took long enough that Spike got bored and itchy, so he wandered over to the schoolhouse and played on the playground..

Finally, Twilight stood up. "Spike. I think I've got it."

He ran back to her. "You've figured out how to avoid the bees?"

She smiled. "Watch." Her horn began to glow.

The bee route sparkled in the daylight. "This spell won't affect the bees themselves, and it will allow me to avoid their routes entirely!" She smirked. "Whaddya think, Spike? Have I still got it?"

When no answer was forthcoming, she turned to see a cloud of dust where Spike had been. He was swiftly retreating into the distance.

A buzzing noise alerted her to the reason.

As she ran from the biggest swarm yet, she realized she had forgotten a variable.

I heard someone say Pinkie Pie thread.

>>27016527

>>27016457
Mark an gramdank friction, rightfog...

>>27016522
> impregnate
Boner lost. What do you take me for, some kind of sick fuck?

>>27016575

>>27016575
>Friendship is magic, Rainbow Dash

one of my favorite moments in this fandom

>>27015134
yikes
not even a nibble
is it because it's a tinyurl?

>>27016575
Thank you.

>>27016026
>>27016547

>>27016586
>Not having an impregnation fetish
>in 2011

I can't take these threads seriously any more. I just can't.

>>27016616
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN

>>27016633
Hold on, let me take a crack at it. I'll do it out of the goodness of my heart.

>>27016661
I have an impregnation fetish. How is that any more or less bizarre than futa and all the other shit?

>>27016661
I draw the line at impregnation.

>>27016666
>mfw quad sixes

also, baking Celestia

>>27016578
Otter rise, take a Trainboat Gash Y Trywhite frick.

>>27016666
Not done yet...

>>27016633
Well here's a problem, you switch tenses right at the start, going from past to present tense. Keep your tenses consistent. It's a mistake a lot of new writers make, but it's very jarring to read.

>>27016578

Grimdank cermin left out...

The hotness heats up or something. I am ins the autovehicle. Jast won more secon...the exahyst pipe brooks. But then I escope.
"To the reiberment of Ponyman..." saisd Twighlit Sporkle, Chef of Perlooce. "Indeed, Bertha..." said Ranbow Dasher. "I hads to go now..." said Ronboo Dasher.
"Left here, warehouse my parents died by that criminal guy..." Ronbow Doosh said. "Lets et him gud" said some spikey haired mutant guy. "Oh no lets not" said that other dude...
"My percents are sheeeeeed..." said Raibosh Dash...

To be...certinued...

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>>27016700
It's more normal than Futa imo.

>>27016747

>>27016700
Impregnation is far more common an occurrence than women with penises.

Post penises please

>>27016729
That mustache's a spy!

>>27016755
Oh my god this is too cute. It's hurting my soul.

>>27016764
>>27016747
In before screaming Sweetie Belle

Night y'all. Uncle Jesus is packing in his shop early tonight.

>>27016774

>>27016755
>Spike wearing AJ's hat

I don't get it.

>>27016778
A Happy Ending.

>>27016803
Now that's something I can get behind.

>>27016633
oh god fucking damnit
that version is months outdated, why the fuck did it revert to that?
it has that cringe worthy exposition 6 lines in. fucking why google docs?

Hey guys, I have a fetish for softcore lesbians kissing and cuddling each other, with light to heavy foreplay. Humanized always, but ponies are kinda funny to see do it too.

Exactly how far down the road to Hell (or Pony Hell) am I?

>>27016788

>>27016791
Night, Jesus.

>>27016746
Might world, Senior. Uvula rally mad a god grabdrank affliction... eye cran knot weight four the rats of disk.

Still requesting Sexually Abused Snails. I will request it until my thirst it quenched.

Hell, I'd even accept something from jesus right now.

>>27016842
You like lesbians, you are as far down as you can go

>>27016842
You're hopeless, man.

I recommend you take some 9mm aspirin before it gets too bad.

>>27016746

Rainbow Dush as at her mention in Ponyville...
"and how here comes up v four vendetter..." the tv said.
"Oh no, the bovie i saw bethree my parents dead..."
"No." Saisd rainbow dosh.
And then a pony or something flew through his windrow...
"I must becerme a pony...again..." said Rainbow Dashes.
Okay now we're in some sort of hospital or something...
"Oh bran it's really hotness..." said some scientist guy. "I argee, i also fate it when your butt sticks to the char..." agreed the other scientst dude.
"That guy doesnt look so hot...it dozen't effert him..." said the scientst guy. again.
Okay now we're in some kind of room or something at the hopstial...
"Make off the banderges, Mr.Pie..." said some plastic surgeon.
"Sokay..." said Pinkie Per. "How does your lerk her?" Said ther surgeson guy i was just talking about.
"i looj like a jillion dolsers...." said Pinkie Poe.

to be cuntinued...

>>27016866

I might be able to draw you up some shit in MS Paint. What do you have in mind?

>http://www.reddit.com/r/clopclop

>>27016842

You're at the level of Pony Hell only reserved for the sickest of fucks.

Enjoy your stay with perverts who enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position.

>>27016807
Spike knows Rarity is in a lesbian relationship with AJ

>>27016935
So he wants to get inbetween than pony sandwich?

>>27016935
>Spike knows Rarity is in a lesbian relationship with
Fluttershy
ftfy

>>27016917
pony hell is where all the good scootaloo porn is

>>27016955
who doesn't?

>>27016897
Think back to Weaver's snailsabuse comic. The mane cast just used him for his girth and threw him out.

>>27016935
>Spike knows Rarity is in a lesbian relationship with Twilight
ftfy

>>27016965
doesn't make sense that way

>>27016882
Holy shit, that puts me at, like, the 666th level of hell, then...

...

*goes to church*

>>27016890

and then that guy dies or something...
on the tv...
"The Jocker has shin reloosed..." the tv said.
"Oh no..." said Ronbow Doosh.
and now they're at some them park or something...
"no you are not a candyman you are the jocker" Ponyman AKA Ronbow Dush said...
"you have found me out" the jocker said...
and now they're in the loave boat ride...
"you will not ill she..." said the jocker.
"yes..." said Ponyman.
and then he rigged the body with fir...
"choices in my said calling me a burnderer..." said ponyman.
and then the police show up...ponyman escapes or something...

>>27016882
>>27016886
>>27016917

Damn, I have it that bad? Looks like I'm fucked. I don't see people draw humanized lesbians much anyway, so that must be a sign that I'm a sick asshole with a creep-ass fetish. Welp, off to a hot bath with my razor blade then.

>>27016996
>referencing a comic as a source of inspiration

Original author of the futa-Chistery fic here. I don't have the original copy but started working on a new one.

Enjoy your asshurt, tripfags.

The panting was hard and heavy. The chestnut-brown mare was heavy on her hooves, head swirling from the Merlot. The pills Butterscotch just gave her made her feel all kinds of funny. For starters there was that really crazy … thing now pointing firm and strong away from her between her back limbs.

"Whazzzthis?"

"It's a cock, sweetie, you said you wanted to try one out today." littler Butterscotch with a smoky edge, hoof gently playing with the tip as she wrapped the other around Chistery's leg for balance.

"I did?" hiccuped the writer. It wasn't like her to like cocks on other ponies, so why should she want one on her?

"You did, right after we tied HER up," Butterscotch purred, laying kisses across Chistery's thigh and leading to her new and prodigious growth.

"Her?"

"You know," teased Butterscotch, just barely kissing the tip, "HER."

Chistery shifted her glasses, bright green eyes screwing in concentration. Only as Butterscotch began to lull the thick hot head of her new stallionhood did she exclaim, "OhhhOhohohgodthatfeelsgood Wait. RIGHT. HER."

Butterscotch nodded, lips still pursed around the girthy piece of Chistery on her tongue. Letting it out with a light pop, her sunlight-and-earth toned hair cascading down her back. "Her."

I want to get inbetween than pony sandwich

>>27016971
Do not pass "GO".
Do not collect $200.

>>27017056

What's your malfunction?

>>27016818

Damned good comic.

>>27017025
It's kinda funny to see this when you know that you can solve a rubix cube with just six rather simple algorithms

>>27017042
A grabmark wordsy of a plate in the greenshark barkknives, Senator...

Tanks fort the benediction!

>>27017074
Someone post Flutterburger, stat!

>>27017108
I also do
>Fanfiction
Sometimes too, don't take it personal.

Time for new thread?
>inb4 2 are made

Does putting a word in greentext somehow demean it?

>>27017247
>Yes

>>27017247
Words hate that shit, yo.

>>27017241
sure have a thread.

>>27017264
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>>27017073

With uneasy steps the younger mare was ushered into their bedroom, now with no lights on and the shades drawn. A curvy shape was writhing on the bed, groaning incomprehensibly against a ballgag. Her hearing wasn't very good after the forth bottle of wine, but Chistery could almost make out the sound of a heavy-duty vibrator.

Butterscotch took her by the hoof and lead her to the foot of the bed, uncorking the hot mess of filly tied to all four corners of their fourposter. The thick buzzy vibe came out with a wet slurp. Their heartbeats quickened with the smell of excited filly permeating the room.

"I think she's ready for you, sweetheart," lowed Butterscotch into Chistery's tweaking ear. Bringing Chistery's long long limbs up onto the bed, she managed to prop the drunken mess of pony above the tied mare, her black cock swinging precariously close to her wetness.

"I'm not sure if I'm ready for this," mumbled the brown pony. "I don't think-" was cut off when one of Butterscotch's helpful hooves tipped her new meatus at the slick entrance while another pushed her forward ever so slightly.

The feeling was wet and electric almost like the first time someone kissed her clit. God it was nice.

"I think you're ready," mused Butterscotch as a hot hiss escaped Chistery's lips.

>>27017314
Bitchin'

New thread:

>>27017264
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>>27017073
>>27017338
you're doing God's work son