>>27002807

Yes. Soarin'

>>27002807
She probably has a Cardinal that lives around her mansion.

fuck you horrible people

Hello. I'm looking for a marker, have you seen it?

>>27002866

>>27002807
Hey Leth,


In season 2 Trixie stumbles upon a powerful ancient relic granting her control over the fallen. However, in granting her this power, it also slowly takes away her sanity.

>>27002869
Theres no maker here

Please leave there is nothing here good bye and thank you

>>27002807
No, Scootaloo doesn't count as a pet either.

>>27002844

Cardinal Redtop of Ponyville, at your service!

>>27002844
Most of the birds seem tame. I have a bunch of pigeon and robin nests in my backyard, so I'm sure with a little seed, everyone can have a pet bird.

But I wonder if they allow that in the sky castle? Would a bird's nest just fall off?

>>27002869

Doesn't she have a pet turtle named Speedy

A turtle named Speedy.

A snail would work, too.

>implying we will ever see Owlowicious or Winona again

Who do you think is going to occupy the 11 free spaces?

>>27002926
Winged unicorn OCs

>>27002913
She does have a turtle in the toy-canon. We don't know its name, though

>>27002901
Unless the Universal Church just now stopped ragging on me for likin' the ladies, you can take a short hop off a high cloud.

Did plant man ever finish those Legend of Zelda requests?

>>27002934
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Obligatory post, given the discussion topic.

>>27002926

I can imagine Zocura being in one of those spaces. My other guesses would be, the Great and Powerful Trixie, Breaburn, Gilda, and maybe psycho Pinkie Pie.

Good, this pets were shit.

>>27002940

Now Dash, Celestia loves ALL her children. She doesn't want to send anyone to pony hell! However, you are kind of forcing her hand. Have you considered not living in blasphemous sin?

>>27002906
I'm not clear on this but I'm pretty certain things that aren't unicorn ponies rest pretty comfortably on cloud-construction surfaces, like the potted plants in the waiting room during Sonic Rainboom.

I can only imagine birds could roost on her roof. She even has a runlets of water for them to drink from.

>>27002894

Pretty cool picture, bro. Nice to see it colored too.

>>27002894
And it's the magic of Twilight's friendship and love that saves Trixie in the end. Trixie then moves to Canterlot to be the greatest stage magician who ever lived.

>applejack has a dog
what episode was this revealed? I know pinkie has gummie, TS, spike, fluttershy, the bunny, rarity's cat, but not AJ's dog

>>27002997

I think the deal is the pegasus ponies can rest on any clouds at all, but they can also construct 'heavy' clouds that can support normal creatures/things. That would explain why there are ponies using jackhammers in Cloudsdale--those are the 'heavy' clouds.

>>27003008

...Fund it.

>>27003022
Applebuck season, episode 4. Swarm of the century, episode 11.

>>27002926
the thread on ponychan revealed every one, no secrets.

>>27002969
>how to do a Sonic Rainboom
Is this a euphemism for "I'm going to throw you off a cloud to your death"

>>27002992
So you're telling me a deity that spends all her time in a castle with her cute little sister locked away with no male suitors in the history of Equestria isn't down with the ladies?

... And that she really, really wants me to "take one for the team"?

Jesus, bro, what have you been huffing? Go back to the Ecumenical Council and rape some colts or something.

Christ, at least I mack on adult mares. Fuckin' sickass apologist.

>>27003025
or alternatively, enchanting things with the cloudwalking spell is relatively easy, but the inherent magic of regular ponies interferes with all enchantments, so it's harder to cast on living things, and will quickly wear off.

>>27002926
big mac, caramel, zecora, gilda, trixie, bonbon, lyra, derpy, cheerilee, luna, celestia (unlockable?), spike (?) or carrot top

>>27003040
Could I have a link please?
or just say all the characters...

>>27003076
Oh nevermind

>>27003051
>male suitors
Let me ask you a question, bro.
Have you ever had a bad breakup?
As in, she was pissed off at you about it?
Possibly even wanted revenge?
Imagine having a sun goddess in this position.

This is not an attractive prospect.

Which is really sad for her :(

>>27003075

>carrot top

shutupandtakemycarrots.jpg

Why do the people I commission always take so long to communicate? I'm trying to give you money!

>>27002939
could someone post a pic of the toy?

>>27003104
>have you ever had a bad breakup
>have you ever had a girlfriend
>MLP General

LOL

MLP: Fighting is magic character list:

The mane 6, The 3 CMC, Luna/Nightmare Moon, Celestia, Spike, Zecora, Gilda, Trixie, Dark Pinkie, Spike, Wonder bolts, Big Mac, Prince Blueblood, Derpy, Cherilee, Diamond Dogs, Bully Pegasuses, Bloomberg, lyra, bon-bn, Gummi

>>27003139
>bloomberg
aww yeah

>>27003127
I'm certain most of us have had several relationships, including breakups. "Hurr durr Internet peoples don't get layd" hasn't been accurate for years.

>>27003115
I know that feel. I've had a similar experience with actual businesses from whom I'm trying to subscribe to some service and they give me the runaround or try to persuade me into getting useless add-ons
JUST TAKE MY MONEY YOU SLUTS

>>27003157

>>27003139

Big Mac would be like Zangief, but deals barely any damage. Big Mac could barely pick up Applejack's saddlebags. He'd get his ass kicked all over the fucking place.

>>27003158
>acute-ity
Don't get me wrong, that was an awesome post, but nigga, are you serious

>>27003051
>No male suitors

Who needs that when you have an army of muscular guards who would do ANYTHING for you?

>>27002900
well, thanks for ruining my fetish.

>>27002940
>short hop off a high cloud
I like that. surprised I've not heard it in a fic before.

>>27003104
You are now aware this is what Celestia tastes like.

>>27003157
WHAT? IS THIS TRUE?
DAMMIT I THOUGHT I WAS WITH MY PEERS
You sex-having bastards!

>>27003180
There's no reason his neck would be particularly strong, they buck apples out of trees and pull the carts. Neither of those will give your neck much workout. I bet he can still kick hard enough to shatter bone.

>>27002944
>>27002944
>>27002944
Anyone?

>buying MLP toys

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>27003234
I did

>>27003217

Since there's fanart of pretty much everything, does anyone have a Liverpool FC themed pony of sort?
I need it for a scouse friend

>>27003234
Okay, because I don't
I'll preorder/buy the DVD as soon as possible though

>>27003234
I bought one as a gift. Does that count?

>>27003257
Yes.

>>27003215

>>27003234
I bought a $3 pocket rarity to set on top of my gun safe. U mad bro?

>>27003247
>Luna and Gilda meeting outside of Ponyville and becoming besties
I know this is probably Slowpoke material, but has anyone done a fic of this sort? Because I like this idea

>>27003157
Breakups, you say?

>>27003157
about 20 minutes ago there was sunshine and a literal rainbow. Now I read that, and was reminded of my very non-relationship having life. I look out through the window and notice that only the rain and darkness is left outside...

How do you always manage to make me depressed, chistery?

>>27003234
I only need the moldedFluttershy to have the full moldedManesix.

>>27003292
>can't tell Luna from Trixie

>>27003325
molded? o_O

>>27003323
Alcohol suppresses her powers to inflict sadness and confusion upon the living and the damned. We can only pray she becomes a raging alcoholic once again.

Here. Have some solid rainbow. It helps dull the pain.

>>27003330
Well that was a pretty awful mixup :(
Yes, I meant Trixie

>>27003371
>rainbow
>Bi-crystal.jpg
>Bi

how apropos

>>27003371
dat sum motherfuckin bismuth

This pretty much sums up my thoughts

>>27003435
This might be the least marketed MLP considering the impressive lack of toys.

Holy shit OP. That picture was so much better when it wasn't colored.

as was Twilight Sparkle.

>>27003323
You'll find someone to relate to and with and hold safe and warm. Keep your chin up, the sun'll come out tomorrow.

Who would be a virgin longer? Twilight Sparkle or Dusk Shine?

>>27003500
Dusk shine. Virgin losers are always 100% male.

>>27003500
Dusk Shine, because it's expected for men to make the first pass and they're terribly gunshy.

Unless has a boyfriend or girlfriend who knows how to seduce him properly.

>>27003500
both perma-virgins, until they met

>>27003500
Dusk Shine. Hes a boy. Nerd boys always get less then Nerd girls

>>27003500
I would say the guy, but being a virgin guy myself it might be biased. I don't know

>>27003500

Neither of them would be virgins for very long.

>>27003500
Dusk because there are so few colts in ponyville.

>>27003542
>Dusk because there are so few heterosexuals in ponyville.
Fixed

TWILIGHT IS NOT A VIRGIN.

Discuss how and why.

>>27003566
Come to life spell.

>>27003490
Don't cry for me; I'm already dead.

Maxie thread?

>>27003566
Grew her own cock and fucked herself.

>>27003566
Molestia. that is all.

>>27003566
Celestia teaching her a biology lesson.

>>27003562
> Implying Dusk Shine isn't just as gay as Twilight is lesbian
> Implying Big Mac wouldn't fuck that senseless
> Implying he wouldn't at least fancy a go with Hoity as a sugar daddy thing
> Implying he hasn't already fucked at college

>>27003566
She found a spell to summon this guy >>27003500

>>27003323
>typical chistery fag

Jesus man, keep your baww my life sucks bullshit to ponychan

>>27003582
> filename
> read it 'something unprotected'

>>27003566
Sex-ed with Spike

>>27003582
Trixietosh?

>>27003566
Dat plot. It can't be resisted.

>>27003592
Implying isnt a shut-in bookworm like Twilight.

>>27003582

>Straight shipping

One of THOSE threads?

>>27003605
Seriously, this guy's right. Please do.

>>27003608

>>27003605
I see we're going for 'we're edgy and cool, feelings aren't!' today.

>>27003566
Anal virginity - Molestia
Regular - Rape Baby dragons have no civil rights.

>>27003650

>>27003648
... Big Mag is going to learn all about PROSTATE STIMULATION, isn't he?

>>27003650
No. Getting depressed and posting about it on an image board is fucking stupid. Just get out there and make something of yourself if it means that much to you, Jesus fucking Christ.

>>27003644
>>27003605

Because looking over a single post is far too difficult, raging at it and spending time and effort is way simpler and more mature.

>>27003689
Seconding this. That crap belongs to ponychan.

>>27003689

>>27003712
I lol'd.
Fukkin' saved.

>>27003684
Oh yes. Yes he will.

>>27003708
>>27003689

FALSE BIFURCATIONS AND OVERREACTING TO A SINGLE SAD POST IS FUCKING RAD GUYS LET'S DO MORE OF IT YEAH LET'S RAPE THE PEOPLE WITH FEELINGS AND DROP THEM OFF AT PONYCHAN THEIR RAPEKIT IS JUST A HUGBOX YEAH YEAH YEAH FUCK YEAH YEAH YEAH NO MORE FEELINGS

>>27003701
Because making a valid point is wasting a ton of time and is very immature.

>>27003566
For the same reason that Dash is still a virgin

The hetero... IT HURTS!

>>27003684
>Big Mag

"Eyup."

>>27003769
Your stupidity has fucking killed me. I am dead now.

>>27003772
>making a valid point
"Go where I don't have to read your posts, like I don't have to read your posts here" is not a valid point. It's BAWWWWWW in a lower octave.

>>27003769
>projecting

mhmm
chisteryfag detected

Anon, where do foals come from?

>>27003806
rip

>>27003769
Very mature, anonymous.

>>27003827
They come from muffins.

>>27003821
> chisteryfag

... Are we seriously doing this? Are you really that fucking jaded by the three people that overreact to her making simple statements?

Wait. Nevermind. It's 1pm on a workday and you're posting in a my little pony thread. You haven't shaven and your underwear's starting to chafe. The whiskey isn't working any more. Of course you're jaded.

>>27003605
>>27003769
>>27003701
>>27003772
>>27003806
>>27003819
>>27003821
>>27003853

>>27003848
You're not anon.

>>27003827
They come from Rainbows, Applebloom.

>>27003819
>Opinion that's different from yours
>NO ITS NOT A VALID POINT

>>27003878

>>27003788
That poor tree!

>>27003853
>implying I'm not a summerfag

>>27003870
It's crying for a world that will never exist and slamming their little hammy hands against the table, fierce hot blubbering tears streaming down their face.

It's a temper tantrum. it's not a valid opinion.

>>27003806

>Your stupidity has fucking killed me. I am dead now.

Does it come with case? I also need you to hook up my bluetooth to it.

>implying anyone remains a virgin around Pinkie Pie for more than a week

>Delete it in a long dead thread
>Someone manages to post it twice
I saw your first filename and I col dot durfed.

>>27003883
Fred, if you want to take over for isaac, you have to make changes to your filenames.

>>27003827
Well sugarcube, when a mare and another mare love each other very much, they lick each other

>>27003905
He's got a script that works really fucking fast from what I remember.

New topic, because I'm tired of all this meta bullshit.

If there was a movie for this show, what should it be about? Who should animate it? Who would direct it?

Is it really that easy to start this bullshit?

>>27003912
And that's how Equestria was made!

>>27003907

>>27003894
So, I just agree with a guy, who may or may not have been mad, and you immediately assume we're all raging and just post "U MAD AND YOU'RE A BASEMENT DWELLER SO YOUR OPINION IS NOT VALID"

>>27003903
>Implying Pinkie Pie isn't still a virgin.

>>27003916
The Schmooze.
Pixar.
Michael Bay.

>>27003918
We had some guy step in and say 'Well Madmax being pregnant can't make it any easier for her."

Cue every tripfag ever saying OH GOD DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE PREGGO GIRL

I laughed.

>>27003916
The smooze. Animated by Studio Ghibli, directed by Hayao Miyazaki.

>>27003916
>Directed by Joel Coen
>Animated by the people who did the show
>About the magic of friendship during a war

>>27003932
"Go where I can't see you, I don't like your face" isn't a valid opinion, it's a knee-jerk response.

>>27003918
yes. I didnt even mean to start anything, which makes it more hilarious.

>>27003916
Origin of Celestia
Pixar
M. Night Shyamalan

>>27003946
Oh god, that was hilarious.

>>27003971
>M. Night Shyamalan

It turns out, that all along, that Celestia was actually the moon.

>>27002894
So...Frostmourne?

>>27002926
>screen full of hexagons

BLOCKBUSTER

>>27003988
She sent Luna to herself?


hot

>>27003946
Was that worse than the whole suicide thing?

>>27003989
Anon, what's a virgin?

>>27003967
Fuck it, this is stupid. You win, people should be emo and post all about it in pony threads in /co/.

>>27003989
Beats this /r49k/ shit

>>27003988

>>27003975
>>27003946
wait, what? fuck I missed that? damnit.

>>27003615
I swore never to download any Rule34 pony pictures, but damn, I my will almost broke upon seeing that face of Twiligth.

>>27003938

Yes she is a virgin a Dash is straight

So some people like emotions, some don't. Let's fight about ragingsemi and Kloudmutt some more instead

>>27003988
What? NO.
A the end we find out that it's actually the dream of a comatose girl that wanted to have friends. Her sister died in the accident and that's why Luna is imprisoned in the moon.
After the credits Twilight wakes up

>>27004018
DON'T FUCKING SAY TWIST!
OH GOD DAMMIT. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

>>27004004
....another thing that I missed, apparently.

fuck, why does all the fun stuff happens when I decide to take a break from /co/ and ponies?

>>27003989
No, because none of them are.

AJ - 'experimenting' with Big Mac went a little too far one day
Rarity - lost it in college to a teacher's assistant in Fabrics II
Twilight - had a casual encounter with Moondancer, blind-date style, only to never speak of it again.
Pinkie - junior high, she fooled around with Big Mac, and it went just as far as she wanted it.
Dash - Gilda, junior prom. It was magical.
Fluttershy - Violent malicious rape by a Diamond Dog when she was a filly during an evening flight around the forest. She's associated flight with trauma every since.

>>27004017
Lol. I changed my mind and deleted because I had the same thought. <_<

>>27004046
The real ending

>>27004023
She spends at least half her life out of her mind on sugar and parties every day, there's no way she hasn't been around Ponyville twice over at least

>>27004020
Read the story that goes with it. You will shall shatter like glass.

>>27003952
>Studio Ghibli
I like the way you think.

>>27003997

Well Bolvar said, There always must be a Lick King

>>27004046
And Twilight is played by Miranda Cosgrove

>>27003157
I've never had a relationship of any kind. By which I include working relationships and friends.

I am the apotheosis of anti-social.

>>27004004
wait what

>>27004052
It's been surreal.

>>27004068

>>27004046
So wait Celestia is the dream of a comatose girl who in turn is Twilight's dream?
We need to go deeper...

>>27004085
>And just in case your reading this Madmax I have a message for you. Don't you ever think about committing suicide. I've lost one of my close friends this past and I saw first hand what it can do to people. It's horrifying. No matter what dark and terrifying place your in it will get better, I promise this, I've seen it happen. Just remember whatever your dealing with is just temporary, and death is permanent. Please just remember there are those who love you both in life and online.

I don't even know, man.

>>27004073
Here we go...

>>27004004
Whole suicide thing?

>>27004085
Madmax was once contemplating suicide.

Well this shit's too weird for me I'm passing out

Have Pinkie Pie armed with a Pinkie Pie bazooka and ready to use it

>>27004113
HAHAHA, OH WOW.

What an attention whore.

>>27004113
That's worrisome.

>>27004073
I really hope that's a joke...

Go out, do some shit, talk to people, ask a girl out. If you are fat start with the gym. :P

>>27004123
fuck you

>>27004046
>all the dream of a comatose girl

Is there life on Mars?

>>27004113
Why did that put a smile on my face?

>>27004123
>>27004113
Actually, I'm pretty sure that it just came out from left field.

Why do we give a fuck about madmax again?

I mean, I like her drawing, but other than that why should we care?

>>27004123
>>27004131
Yeah, it'd be pretty worrysome if someone hadnt made it up

>>27004133
I just don't find people very interesting.

I will admit, I am horrendously unfit, that's just being a lazy fuckwit.

Anyone "contemplating" suicide and posting about it on the internet is not serious about it. They are just milking everyone for attention.

>>27004131
What's worrisome is how you people will believe anything said with confidence.

>>27004148
We shouldn't

So, what are your hopes for Season 2? Here's some of mine:
-More Big Mac
-Some kind of weather-based event that involves summer(just like how Season 1 had Winter Wrap-Up and the Running of the Leaves). Possibly some kind of beach party.
-A boyfriend for Fluttershy
-A film festival episode where the Mane 6(and some other characters) all make short films
-Luna(duh)

>>27004148
Because female contributors are more important than male ones by default. They're the one reason we aren't looked on as 100% lame guys fuckin' around on message boards talking about faggot little girl shit.

I don't really get it either.

>>27004148
Because she's a cute girl, I can tell from the pony, and if I white knight her then she'll want to fuck.

>>27004131

>>27004148
I like her for art. Her personal dealings I can't help with so I don't care. I wish the best for her while at the same time not giving a shit.

>>27004176
Typical internet virgin.txt

>>27004144
You're like that one kid in the back of the classroom who makes lame jokes and thinks he's hilarious while everybody else silently rages at how annoying he is.

>>27004038
Kloudmutt>RS

Because Kloud doesn't act like a giant asshole when someone insults his work.

>>27004167
Not a jaded fuck = "you believe everything 100% entirely hook line and sinker you fucking dumbshit."

The Internet is a really dumb place.

>>27004113
>>27004123
meh, far to common to be a big fuzz around here. I've contemplated that too, as the fuck stupid egoistic teenager we all will be or has been.

>>27004192
>mfw he's right


brb suicide

>>27004171
>A boyfriend for Fluttershy

Relationships I don't think would work well. A. episode with a passing crush might be okay, but any full relationships would just detract from the show.

>>27004195
>this again
GTFO, Dinofag.

Goddammit nevermind.
This thread is fucking terrible.

>>27004157
christ you had me worried there for a sec

>>27004214
Don't do it, Fred! You've got so much to live f... umm... hmm.

>>27004214

>>27004163
What about hobbies? Do you do anything other than internets and vidyagaems? Is there anything you always wanted to do but haven't got around to? Find something fun that's outside. The way to meet people is to *do* stuff.

You like ponies so... what bout riding real horses?

>>27004218
I think that's how it would go. The guy is introduced in one episode, and at the end they go on a date or something. And then he's never seen afterwards.

>>27004254
>Just like Luna

>>27004245
> fat kid riding a horse
NOPE.avi.themovie.thesequel

>>27004218
Imagine all the rage it would spawn amongst Fluttershy-waifufags
I'm liking this idea

>>27004240
>>27004242

>>27004198
uuuh, and by "around here" I mean the country im living in.

>>27002807
niggah PLEASE
that's what speedy's for

>>27004245
learn to play piano and guitar.

mad.
pussy.

>>27004229
Why do people feel the need to say this all the time? We could be having the best thread ever and someone will say something like this shit.

Just fucking leave if you're not enjoying it, don't make a spectacle about it, no one gives a shit, and complaining about it only makes it worse.

>>27004272

>>27004231
why do you fucking care?

>>27004289
This. Don't like a thread? Wait thirty minutes.

>>27004272
Imagine what would happen to the fandom if RD got a boyfriend instead.

>>27004222
No, not Dino-fag, I'm merely a bystander.

>>27004267
well I did say go to the gym too. :V

>>27004275
If your dead how did you post that?

>>27004300
Well, why not?

>>27003997

>>27004300
He/she has a conscience and doesn't want to play the whole stone cold act just because it's an anonymous board?

>>27004300
> Why do you fucking care?
> Someone we like is supposed as contemplating suicide.
> "God, you have friends? What a faggot."

It's like I'm really on /b/!

>>27004322

>>27004277
Sup Finbro

>>27004222
wait, what

>>27004305
Probably nothing.

People will believe what they want to believe about a character.

>>27004320

>>27004305
>Implying that changed anyone's opinion of Rarity

She'll still be a lesbian in Fanon's eyes.

>>27004308
Just a bystander? Then your cunt is ripe for raping.

>>27004333
>It's like I'm really on /b/

It's like I'm really on 4chan!

>>27004345
>Rarity

>Mistaking the best pony for the worst.

>>27004354
>Oh no Applejack, don't rape me!

None of the main six will ever have any kind of romantic relationship, because the show is still PRIMARILY marketed to girls ages 6-8.

And every girl that age thinks that boys are icky.

>>27004364
Woah.

Why does old Pinkie have sweatbands?

>>27004389
Then why does the Ken doll exist?

>>27004389
Except for that bit where Rarity pines for her Prince Charming. That doesn't count.

>>27004305
The she'd be bisexual in my headcanon.

>>27004389
No, because the ponies are supposed to be "older," as in "teens."

Six to eight year old girls can't shut the fuck up about how teen girls should get with teen girls. Remember Zoey 101? They couldn't stop schlicking to how much Zoey should get with Boy A versus Boy B.

>>27004375
Rarity *is* the best pony!

Why do people think it matters that Madmax is a girl? "because they want to fuck" sounds like hella projecting

>>27004333
>friends

you have a broad as shit definition of a friend

>>27004406
So he can open plastic glass jars.

>>27004398
'86

Later dweebs. I sure hope I dont miss anything important.

>>27004341
A little to far to the east.

>>27004427
White knighting is a pretty well known phenomenon.

>>27004431
Touché

>>27004430
You don't get it. They meant you sound like a fucking queermo 13-year-old who's decided to be edgy, friendship can't be acceptable.

'ONLY FAGGOTS HAVE FRIENDS, I ONLY NEED MY SCRIBBLENAUTS.'

>>27004423
>Six to eight year old....couldn't stop schlicking
why don't you have a seat over there

how does it make you feel that gays are using rainbow dash as logo

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaymers

>>27004375
What i meant was that Rarity having a male interest never changed fanon's eyes that Rarity is a lesbian or at the very least bisexual.

I like to think she molests her customers, but that's just me.

>>27004333
>Caring about a random person over the internet.

>>27004471
We use "fapped so hard he lost his dick."

Fuck it. That's a totally acceptable us of "schlick."

>>27004430
What more is a friend than a person you communicate with to your enjoyment?

>>27004441
>important
>summer mlp thread
oh u

>>27004462
I think of all of you as friends. Friends that I wouldn't bring to any parties, talk about to my other friends, or I will go even as far as to deny that I know any of you.

Since it is true...

>>27004476
In the fanon, Rarity is omnisexual. But given the choice, prefers cock.

This is supported by canon.

>>27004474
Dash is a fucking magnet for abuse and all sorts of shitty furfaggetry.

This is not surprising.

>>27004476
Rarity is totally a virgin. She spends her time reading those saucy romance novels, but no colt can measure up to her high standards.

>>27004489
>random
>implying MM is random

>>27004509
>Omisexual

So she fucks both plants and animals?

>>27004474
I've always liked the natural phenomena of rainbows. Doesn't bother me in the slightest if they want to use it as an 'icon', why would I care if they use a cartoon equine?

>>27004474
Proud that Dashie can finally accept her orientation.

>>27004489
>random

>>27004476
>implying slash fiction/shipping has anything to do with what's canon anyway

>>27004535
Only when Fluttershy wants to pretend she's a tree.

>>27004509
Nah, omnisexual applies to Pinkie Pie.

>>27004535

why do you think she had all that gooey plant material all over her face when riding in the same train as Bloomberg?

>>27004535

>>27004509 In the fanon, Rarity is omnisexual.

So that's why she says "Om nom nom" durimg oral sex.

>>27004561

>>27004575

>>27004575
Charles!

>>27004575

>>27004538
I saw a rainbow earlier today. It was pretty.

>>27004575
what.

>>27004608

>>27004608

>>27004526
this
why do you think she was having so much trouble figuring out how exile works? or what ponies wallow in?
the only reason she knows the word exists is because of shitty novels that don't actually explore the concept, just mention it as being bad.

>>27004474
pretty okay, actually, FiM helped me realise that I legitimately don't mind homosexuality. Good symbol.

>>27004646
> confirmed for gay

>Rainbow is a gay pride symbol

>>27004669

>>27004616

>>27004669
I don't think so. I find women attractive, and don't find men attractive, but I guess I could still be bi and haven't realised it.

>>27004696
> confirmed for double gay

Why you defending your cunt-love? We know it's morphed into cock-lovin'.

Is there a pony Mafia?

mlp has taught me to appreciate horsecocks

>>27004527
>>27004541
>Implying she isn't a random person
Do either of you know her?
Have you ever seen or met her?

>>27004474
Why would I mind? Faust intentionally made Dash a lesbian to get attention from the gay community. That demographic is a marketing gold mine. They make more money on average than straight people, and have a shitload of disposable income.

>>27002894
Oh, you finished that, looks good White.

>>27004724
haaang on, wouldn't double-gay just be straight?

I'm on to your tricks, anonymous.

>>27004725
There is a Pony Mafia, and as one of the only high-traffic high-income places on the lower plains of Equestria, Carousel Boutique has to pay protection money.

>>27004725
JJ co says so

>implying you would'nt tap that
>Implying canon skin tones and wings/horns isn't the best humanization type

>>27004725
yes. we've seen part of it already.

In season 2 The ponies will wake up to find a cow's head lying next to them in their beds, as a warning not to interfere with their business again.

>>27004751
As one of equestria's largest pie based weapons manufactures, the Apple Family has a lot of...influence.

>>27004760
>Implying I wouldn't.

I so would

>>27004751
What about the cakes? I mean there HAS to be a reason they don't give a shit that Pinkie eats all their food. WHAT IF PINKIE IS A MADE MARE?

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>>27004817

Am I dead yet?

>>27004760
why does it looks like she have sharp teeth though?

>>27004829
Dammit he didn't do it.

>>27004817
OF COURSE! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

>>27004844

>>27004838
Because ponies are omnivores.

Guys.
Hey, guys.
Guys.

We need a pony version of Carlos Ramon, the young exchange student who came from Mexicolt.

Just saying, guys.

>>27004828
Odd you feel that way, Bonbon

>>27004736
>fullretard.jpg

>>27004829
yes, and now you are in fucking hell. i.e. inter-series MLP threads

>>27004817
She is?

>>27004875
You just got trolled faggot.

>>27004879

>>27004882

>>27004783
That is the greatest thing I have ever seen in a pony thread

New Thread?

>>27004864
>>27004864
>>27004864
>>27004864
>>27004864
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>>27004760
Eh, looks too much like an anthropomorphic cat

>>27004897
did I mention it is forever? You will have to deal with these cunts and their bullshit for eternity. I cant think of anything worse

>>27003323
Sad ponies?

>>27004813
Big Boss Hoss had his life saved by Pinkie, and believe it or not paying her food bill is a fucking bargain compared to annual hush money.

Rarity seems like she would be the most likely to snap and kill everyone around her.

Pinkie is a close second, because you would never escape her.

>>27004940
Why? If anything she would probably move away to get rid of the stress...

>friends rule you career and public opinion?
>self-exile

>>27004983
how did i misspell ruin so badly?

>>27005001
retardation?

THE HIATUS
SHALL LAST
FOREVERRR

how close are we to a new thread? Is the archive derping again?