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06/19/11(Sun)20:21 No.26984734>>26984696
I calmed an Ursa Minor with nothing more than milk and whistling reeds,
I organized the Winters end, from scoring ice to planting seeds!
I've graphed the details of the phenomena known as Pinkie sense
Even though my endeavors left me with an ample medical expense
(Even though her endeavors left her with an ample medical expense
Even though her endeavors left her with an ample medical expense
Even though her endeavors left her with an ample medical-headical expense!)
Then I can write weekly reports without a single hint of tedium,
And recall what material was used to build the Cloudsdale Stadium:
In short, in matters logical, magical, and alchemical,
I am the very model of the unicorn Equestrial.
(In short, in matters logical, magical, and alchemical,
She is the very model of the unicorn Equestrial!)
In fact, when I can cast a spell without an inch of energy,
When I can balance every friend with complete and total synergy,
When I am no longer vexed by awkward social interactions
And I can help my friends out of all their problematic situations
When I can finally find my first stallion willing to begin courting me
When I know more of tact than a pegasus living in a tree
In short, when I've gained a hoof of interpersonal strategy—
...Strat-a-gey, that really is a hard one...I know...
You'll say you never seen a Unicorn with such a perfect orgy.
(You'll say you never seen a Unicorn with such a perfect orgy.
You'll say you never seen a Unicorn with such a perfect orgy.
You'll say you never seen a Unicorn with such a perfect or-sorgy.)
For my social knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has really only begun to expand the most, relatively recently;
But still, in matters logical, magical, and alchemical,
I am the very model of the unicorn Equestrial.
(But still, in matters logical, magical, and alchemical,
She is the very model of the unicorn Equestrial!) |
