I want an MLP Madoka parody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iutt7mdLeCk

>>26977914

horse anus, you say?

FIRST

>>26977927
That would blow my mind.

i wish i could have a pony gf

>>26977939
The ponies all have human style anuses. It's canon.

>>26977914
>>26977914>>26977914>>26977914>>26977914>>26977914>>26977914>
>26977914>>26977914>>26977914>>26977914
THERE IS ALREADY A THREAD!

>>26977962
wat

>TWO IN THE STINKIE

>>26977975
...wat

lets talk about the plot

>>26977975

>>26977975
Oscifer, you drunk

>>26977975
Oh hey, thanks for linking to THIS thread

>>26977914
>>26977939

Well this is off to a fantastic start!

>>26977958
YOU AND ME BOTH BROTHER

>>26977999
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEuLXLNGBo

>>26978000
That's Royal Iridescence for you. This thread is about to be filled with porn.

>>26977988
Before I'd fuck those two, I want to fist them both. At the same time.

>>26978000
actually, the ponies would be living in the 90's

Someone asked for a sadboner?

Fluttershy = Madoka
Rainbow = Homura
Rarity = Mami
AppleJack = Kyōko
Pinkie = Sayaka

>>26978000
He meant to say horses an' us

because this is a ponies thread

>>26978031
>Implying I have ever felt the comfort of another warm body next to me.

>>26978020

>>90's ponies

Wouldn't all of them have acid wash jeans and mullets, then?

>>26977914
NO! FIVE IN THE STINKIE!

>>26978018
>>26978016
>>26978067

Seriously?

seriously??

>>26977539
Go to FiMchan. Collect all the tutorials. Level up.

>>26977578
You don't get better by giving up.

>>26978036

LIES!

>>26978018

fisting a horse is easymode. get your leg up there!

>>26978031
So, does everything chistery post end up in a something boner?
A chisteryboner?

>>26978044
That would be early 90s, tops. And could be awesome.

...Or it could be just MLP Tales.

>>26978071
Of course.

At this point in the game, anybody who can't admit they wouldn't fuck the ponies is either a troll, or has gotten lost on their way to Ponychan.

>>26978044
they'd all be smoking mexican brick weed, listening to nirvana bootlegs, and hustling pogs

>>26978104
I wouldn't fuck them. Not a single one.
I would hold them close as we both lay down on a bed, a cloud, a bale of hay, whatever, and hug them as we both drifted off to sleep, though

>>26978104
>since I want to fuck ponies, it means everyone wants to fuck ponies
Cool story bro

>>26978089
Dat haunch

>>26978099
I think she's living bonerfuel.

>>26978104
Guess I'm an irregularity then.

>>26978044
No. They'd wear Gerordi visors and sing along to a Goofy Movie.

STAND OUT, ABOVE THE CROWD

Also they'd LAN X-Wing VS TIE-Fighter and RD would rock the hell out to Soundgarden.

YOU WIRED ME AWAKE AND HIT ME WITH A HAND OF BROKEN NAAAAAAAIIILS

>>26978104
/co/ used to be pony central, but now it's downtown

>>26978137
Computer AIs can't fuck anything, silly Leth!

OP has doomed this thread.

Finished? I hope RO or Plantman see it.

>>26978152
Says you.

>>26978044
What I mean is

We that Cherilee is the same age as Rarity
and 80's cherilee

and if they're young adults like Faust said, they'd be living in the 90's

>over thinking a show for little girls

cant we just have a mature discussion on the topic of magical lesbian buttbabies?

>>26977914
>>26977939
>>26977988
>>26978067

Stay classy /co/mrades.

>>26978156
Bro.
threads NEVER get fucked over by the OP.
I'm about 90% sure that haf of the people in these threads dont even read the OP

>>26978104
Why would I want to fuck a pony? They're too small.

>>26978160
>dragonskin shoes

fuckin' swag

>>26978160
Y is plantman pimp.

>>26978146
>Powerline pony
ALL OF MY MONEY
ahyuck

>>26978182
The operator does not affect the outcome of the threads. Although, threads made by that jesus guy were always pretty cool.

>>26978099
I think we are just prone to boners.
"Chisteryboner" is accurate for this phenomenon though.

>>26978031
I have the Saddest boner.

>>26978176

The Great & Powerful Trixie sees what you did there.

>>26978176
but Midnight isn't a lesbian butt babby
she was conceived by standard mammalian reproduction

>>26978104
>can't admit they wouldn't

So would you or wouldn't you?

Just a friendly reminder that the Summer Sun Celebration is this Tuesday morning. Make sure to catch the sunrise!

>>26978127

dat feel when you hold someone close and you can feel their body warm and soft next to yours, their hair laying in smooth strands on your shoulder. Dat feel of knowing you keep someone happy and warm, despite the cruelties of the world. ;-;

>>26978235
truth
>lrn2read

>>26978235
How's that story about her, any good?

>>26978073

That I shall!

>>26978254

should have linked;

>>26978235
and
>>26978176

>>26978250
I'm expecting greatness.

I expect to be disappointed.

>>26978250
>Implying I'm gonna get up before noon even if the world is ending.

>>26978268
it's quite good IMO

and IIRC there are two new chapters that I haven't read yet

>>26978252
It's not the same.

>>26978268
Shades of Midnight was good, if you can stomach the concept. The new one more recently isn't really long enough to make a judgement about yet.

>>26978235

pics. or it didnt happen.

>CONTAINMENT BREACH
>Cancel
>CONTAINMENT BREACH
>Cancel
>CONTAINMENT BREACH

>go to EqD
>"Fox news is still attacking us!"

that felt ponychan-y

>>26978314
You really want a picture of twilight growing a giant magic dick and impregnating trixie in a threesome with luna?

Y'know, I don't know what's more depressing. That that was one of the weirder things I'd seen at the time, or that it's now tame.

>>26978305

/shitty writing.

>>26978236
>Anyone who can't admit they wouldn't fuck them...

I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt and think that you actually meant to type what you did, but your use of a double negative in the first place kinda indicates that you don't know dick about grammar anyway, so I'm going to assume you're a creepy shitstain who meant to imply that 'if you don't want to fuck them you're a troll'.

>>26978146
>No. They'd wear Gerordi visors and sing along to a Goofy Movie.

>STAND OUT, ABOVE THE CROWD

>mfw I still do that

>>26978342
Your shitty writing? Yeah.

>>26978344
Sorry. Meant to be directed at >>26978104

>>26978250
The sun hasn't set for a couple of days where I live.

>>26978344
Oh, I'm not implying. I'm quite explicit.

If you don't want to fuck them, there's something wrong with your manhood. Or you're just a troll.

>>26978306
wait, have you read the new ones?

there's a new OC

is the story still about Trixie/Twilight/Midnight or is it focused on the OC?

I don't want to fuck ponies.
Also, I am appalled by the fact that this is the main topic of the thread.

>>26978374

>>26978334

>>26978377
Ok, that's cool. That wasn't really what was in question. It's just you fucked up your sentence.

>>26978386
>Read first lines
>name: Autum Wind
>she's orange

she's going to be AJ and Dash's daughter, right?
please no
>keep reading

>>26978363
Meh. I don't feel like getting into it today with anyone. Have your win.

>>26978386
Focused on the OC, but by the end of the second chapter it looks like it's going to be heavily focused on her interactions with midnight.

>>26978360
Stand out!

'Til mine is the only face you'll see
Gonna stand out,

'Til ya notice me!

>>26978374

Alaska?

>>26978403
Do they actually define all their OCs at the beginning of the fic, like some kind of playbill?

Or is there a description early in the prose?

>>26978403
ok, although it hasn't been confirmed, the mom is obviously AJ
and the other parent is a guy

Fucking Fallout: Equestria updated again

>>26978403
no she aint

>>26978432
I think that that post implied otherwise. Maybe they're saving it for a reveal later or something.

>>26978432
> "What is it?" the little orange filly asked.

>>26978421
Lapland

>>26978440
omygoshomygoshohmygosh

>>26978374

omg. its fucking santa!

> was looking for an excuse to post this. enjoy your fap

>>26978374
alaska, canada, norway, or russia?

>>26978406
"Win?" Jesus, what are you, twelve?

>>26978403
>Orange
>Red and Yellow make Orange

...Big Mac and Fluttershy?

>>26978462
>Leaves your stocking full of toothbrushes and toothpaste.

>kind of want a horse after watching this
>realize that real horses are fucking mean

>>26978470
She's the foal of two other OCs
They don't play a very big part, though.

>>26978440
Oh good, another fanfiction series that's not written for shit but receives unimaginable accolades.

>>26978401
He's getting too excited over his own epic trolling to slow down and read his posts before submitting. Its an adrenaline rush man, trullin dem n00bs and all. Dudes probably typing one-handed, but then so are most of us.

I'm gone, dweebs.

>>26978437

Her mother is a OC and the father too

>>26978480
And fucking expensive.

>>26978236
Not him, but I'd hit the HUMANIZED VERSIONS like the fist of the north star.

>>26978474
Dash puts a bunch of bars of soap in Scoot's stocking, then beats the shit out of her with it on Christmas morning

>>26978464
>Alaska

The sun never fucking sets, and it's made me a little bit pissed off.

That new Twixie fic by Butterscotch was pretty erotic. She got away with a ton of implied clop and made a very interesting story on top of it.

>>26978452
Ah. I used to live in Alaska. Same thing there. Kinda messed with my sleeping habits.

>>26978437
>>26978437
the filly is a unicorn, like her father

and he's is definitely a guy
It could be Rarity that turned into a guy permanently, but I doubt it.

I just hope it isn't an OC

>>26978503
> New Twixie story by Butterscotch
... I'll be back. Maybe.

>Rewatching Dragonshy
>DEM SQUEAKS

HNNNNNNG

>>26978514
They're both OCs

>>26978415
I've had this movie in my HDD for a long time. Only now it occurred to me to leave it playing in the background, while I do whatever. I don't know why I haven't done it before.

>>26978452
Enjoying the caribou, mate?

Naw, I'm just messing, bro.

>>26978474

proper dental hygiene is important

>>26978503
>implied clop

better than Actual clop.

>>26978464
Finland.

>>26978501
I never mind it. I mostly sleep during the day anyway.
Personally I find the perpetual night during wintertime much more annoying.

>>26978527
not sure if I want to keep reading

>>26978503
Part two of the spa fic, or a whole new one?

>>26978412
>>26978412
Don't delete your post like a bitch

put that picture back up

>>26978500
It's strange how Scootaloo never seems to learn her lesson.

>>26978551
You're reading a story about twilight and trixie's child and you're put off by OCs?

You may want to rethink that. In any case, they don't play a big part.

>>26978503
>twilight using apple

Sounds about right...

>>26978406

Jesus Christ.

I meant "win" as in I don't feel like trying to defend my crappy writing and therefore you "win" the non existing argument.

Fuck.

>>26978563
Okay fine, but i still don't get it.

>>26978564
she's a hard nut to crack

>>26978577
> "win"
> everything on the Internet is an argument
> fights must be fought
> lines in the sand must be drawn
> by the hair of my scrot-neckbeard, this will not stand!
> ambiguities must be corrected!
Sure is Hot Topic Internet faggot in here.

Does anyone know a good program or method to use to create MLP-style backgrounds?

I would like to try and get these two into the gala, right after the animals that invaded the ballroom have left and the two still have a good time.

>>26978577
Dude did you just start arguing about the exact meaning of the word win you were using?
Go back to preschool.

>>26978292
>version without Mac
No fun.

>>26978541

Yeah I agree, softcore clop is a lot better than the actual stuff. It leaves more to the imagination. Not to mention it's too easy to fuck up and end up turning everybody off if you don't spell something right, add in something nasty, etc.

>>26978557

Part two.

>>26978585
Yeah, I don't get it either.

>>26978551
Didn't you just say you liked OC shipping in the last thread?

>>26978611
Thirded. Hits all the right places.

a few months ago i thought it would be extremely awesome to meet some bronys in real life. now i hope that i never run into a pony fan and if i did i wouldnt admit to liking the show.

>>26978602

Inferior colorless version detected.

>>26978611
In a fandom full of yuri shippers I'm surprised there's so much hardcore shit around here.

Still waiting on someone to write a kitchenboner pinkiedash fic. The idea was pitched three days ago and everyone got out their spongebobwallets.

I can't get that kitchen sex description someone wrote out of my head.

>>26978611
Soft and hard clop both have their uses, but descriptive and emotive language is sexy.

"She [blank]ed her [blank] strongly, then flicked her lover's [blank] again. Her [blank] was [blank] for more." doesn't really do much for me.

>>26978675
I just busted the 7K pony image marker last week, feels good man.

Only 3,000 more and i will become a pony.

>>26978415
Has anyone drawn Trixie cosplaying as Powerline yet? That would be hilarious.

>>26978707
I agree, I've never liked most clopfics. I mean, I guess I just don't find ponies sexy, so reading in detail about how they have sex doesn't do it for me. Reading about WHY they do it? Well that's just adorable, and I'm totally okay with that.

Then I go watch die hard or something to counteract the FEELINGS

>>26978689
Maybe reach a compromise later and place Mac into this one.

>>26978702
That's on my to do list.

"You want a little pink in your rainbow?", right?

>>26978675
>That feel when I never would have guessed having a half gigabyte futa folder would make me feel good about myself.

>>26978702
That sounds more like an ApplePie story, to me

>>26978722

no way! fucking magic.

sometimes i wish i was a pony.

>>26978596

Things can get misconstrued over the internet, so I was TRYING, to clarify what I meant.

I called it shitty writing. And he agreed. I interpreted that as fishing for some kind of argument. So I decided "fuck it. I don't feel like arguing with someone over my writing skills."
So, "win" as in have your little victory, and run along.

>>26978593

I can't accurately convey my sense of annoyance right now.

You're fishing for an argument that I don't feel like getting into.


Is there a more accurate way I can say I don't give a fuck?

>>26978789
You're still arguing. I'm going to give that troll an 11/10. Your attempts to rectify the situation just makes it funnier.

>>26978740

mite b cool.

>>26978789
>Now responding to obvious trolls.
I bet next you're going to start posting slap pictures or some other unfunny shit.

>>26978811

Yep. I thought it was a troll, and yet I still responded.

Fuck it all. I'm posting ponies.

>>26978740
Fuck, you have to bring that up while I'm half-watching the movie?!

>>26978745
Die Hard has no car chases, though.

>>26978750
If I ever meet you, remind me to buy you a drink.
I say this quite comfortably, knowing I will never meet you and will thus never actually have to follow through, but it's the thought that counts, right?

guess what time it is.

>>26978871
I don't know. I'd assume lesbians because that seems to be the only thing these threads talk about

>>26978876
Well that pinkie certainly is an... interesting shape

>>26978871

Fuck you.

>fapping to ponies instead of breaking into a farm in the middle of the night, going into the stable, finding a mare, then trying to fuck it but then it gets mad and kicks you in the chest and you start choking to death on your own blood and you try to run away so your family won't find your dead body in a stable with your pants down but you drop your wallet in the stable so the farmer finds your ID in his stable while you're in the hospital and you get charged with trespassing and bestiality

>>26978526


Ready to get a heart attack?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZDapMgi06I

I'm at my dad's place for father's day and we caught a chipmunk. We let it go. it was cool. I feel like Fluttershy.

>>26978901
Dude how did you know that totally happened to me, have you been reading my diary again XD

>>26978901
why fucking when I just can cum on her face?

You grab the seedbag and hoist it over your shoulder, almost making you tip, falling back. You've just fed the chickens, making sure they've got enough for the night. You wobble cautiously to the door, and you knock with your shoe, holding the bag with both hands. "Just a minuuute!" You hear a bit of 'thunks' and other muffled sounds from the second floor, and a couple of minutes later Fluttershy opens the door for you. "You made sure to close the fence, right?" You nod, and the two of you walk inside. You place the seed-filled bag inside in a corner, and you sit down on her sofa. "Are you tired? You poor, poor thing" Fluttershy chimes as she leans over the back of the sofa to rub at your shoulders, and you groan with delight.

>>26978871
Time to get high with Fluttershy?

I just started getting into Homestuck and noticing all the similarities everyone was talking about before

Which song sounded like pony music?

>>26978910
Eh.

>>26978901
Nobody said I was attracted to their physical forms. Their personalities are what's attractive.

However, if you stick said personalities into a human form, then yes, I would WRECK them.

>>26978871

>>26978946
That's a pretty standard symbolic representation of the sun. A disk with radiating lines and curly splines, corresponding about the circumference at 90, 45, and 22.5 degrees at various lengths.

That's a freely associated parallel.

>>26978934
You're laying on your belly across the sofa now, and Fluttershy is laying in top of you, kneading your back, easing out the knots of strain and stress. "Just you lay there, I'll take..." She presses her hoofs hard up from the base of your spine to your neck. "Gooooood care of you..." She wraps her hoofs around your neck as she lays down on top of you, kissing your cheek. You feel her nozzle press against the back of your head, and her breath bathing your skin in heat. "I feel a bit... full... right now~" she wispers into your ear, and you're whisked out of your lulled state as you remember what that means. You chuckle, accepting.

>>26978901
you can buy small ponies for $100 and they are legal to keep as pets in your back yard. this is the route i would go. i have researched this thoroughly.

>>26978871
Adventure Time

>>26978988
Are they made out of marshmallow?

>>26978970
They're cartoon characters, so I really can't feel too bad about wanting to fuck them. They do have interesting personalities and seem to have approximate emotional capacity for consent and affection.

>I'm okay with fucking nonuman fictionals.

Does that make me omnisexual?

Confound these ponies, they drive me to sexual awakenings.

>>26978988

>>26978983
She slides off of you, down on the floor with a thud. "Ahaha, ow." she laughs as she stands up, brushing herself off with her tail as you lay on the sofa still, arms crossed under your chin as you look at her. She blushes. "Come on." she beckons, as her wings spread as she stretches. You stretch too, once you're sitting up on the sofa, and you stand up to follow her. Her tail is lifted as you walk behind her, wafting alluringly as she's presenting all of it to you, and you can already feel your dick throbbing in anticipation. Her orange lips are glistening, dripping from excitement, a musky sweet scent occasionally filling your nostrils. Reminiscing over your first sexual roundabout with Fluttershy, you can't help but bite your lower lip as you eye her pucker, walking up the stairs.

>>26978946

I think Hussie's used that icon since long before FiM came out. Homestuck started in April 2009, after all.

>>26978983
>bit full
>faceless
>not sure if want
>mfw

>>26978970
See? This >>26978934 is what I'm talking about.

Also, Chistery, yes that's the one. If I can make a special request for it, it's be awesome humanized. It would also give you more options for letting RD manipulate kitchen tools.

> you are now aware this is the song that will be playing as a refrain in the final episode as Twilight returns to Canterlot and promises:

"We'll be friends forever. Our lives may change, but what we share won't."

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r4mvHLcgGg)

>>26979043
She closes the door behind you, and you can feel her heated breath on your back. "Take off your clothes~" she chimes, and you can almost feel the sugary undertone coating her voice as you slowly pull off your t-shirt. When your arms are almost over your head, effectively covering your face with your shirt, Fluttershy nibbles down on your butt, and you stumble forward on top of her bed. She giggles as you finally get the shirt off, tossing it at her gently. She brushes it off, and trots up to you, biting down on your zipper as she pulls back. You unbutton in time for her to keep pulling back, and your pants go off. She brushes her chin over your bulge as she nibbles down on your underwear, and press especially hard when pulling them off, making your cock twitch until it springs up from its cover. "There it is, your precious, lovable and... kissable..." She shakes her head. "But that's for later! Lay down."

>>26979032

This is such a shitty fucking picture. There are like 3 things going on at once, why can't it just be 3 separate pictures?

>>26978819
With Twilight as her ultimate fangirl, of course.

>>26978785
It will never happen. You will never wake up one day to find yourself transforming into a beautiful pink pony with long, radiant blonde hair and blue eyes. You will never feel that radiant warmth and bliss that washes over your body as you go from man to filly, your golden locks hanging over your shoulders. And you will certainly never feel the transformation within your mind, either; that tickling sensation as all of the memories of your past human live vanish in the blink of an eye, your new pony persona taking over. A playful, girly giggle escapes your lips as the transformation completes.

You will never become Sundancer, the beautiful mare who lives in Ponyville with Twilight Sparkle and her friends. You will never taste the sweet, hoof-made chocolate from Sugarcube Corner, where you work part time with your best friend Pinkie Pie. You will never experience your talent at being an elegant dancer for the royals in Canterlot, earning the affection of many colts around Equestria. You will never be the pony. Never, ever, ever.

>>26979071
GOD DAMN IT. You fucking GOT ME.

>>26979061
Oh god, if they make a "goodbye" episode...

>>26979051
> humanized

Sounds fun.

>>26979061

I dont want a last episode...

>>26978983
>Hoofs
Damnit. I thought this was gonna be humanized.

>>26979065
She climbs up slowly on the bed, stroking your legs as she makes her way up your body, kissing occasionally. Her belly strokes your cock, leaving sticky patches on it, smearing off on your own belly as you're face to face. "Hehe. Hello there, handsome~" She kisses you on your lips. "Are you feeling hungry after a looong and haaard day~?" She chimes, and you nod, kissing her back. Her yellow coat brushes your face as she stands up, turning around, hindleg hoofs on each side of the bedposts, your head between them. Her juices drip, vulva flushing from excitement still, and you reach your tongue out to catch the taste. It's so thick and musty, her scent rich, the taste of morning dew rolling on your tongue. She exhales, and you prepare, swallowing down nothing at all once. A few drops of glistening yellow spurts forth from her, dripping down on your face. You feel her hind legs buckle a bit, and then it starts flowing out, over your face, your chest and in your mouth. You let a pool of the syrup-tasting urine form in your mouth, letting her empty it all out on you before you swallow it, trickling thick down your throat. "Did you like it?" She asks, breathlessly. You tell her that she's as delicious as ever, and you're positive she's grinning as she asks "Would you like your dinner, now?" You take the leisure to spank both of her asscheeks at the same time, to answer her question, and she squeaks.

>>26979071

F-Fuck you, man... just... ;_;

>>26979132
but people aren't as adorable as marshmallow ponies!

>>26979061
I'm actually thinking of turning this song into a music video. Yay or neigh?

>>26978896
like pony tales up in this bitxch

>>26979061
I didn't even have to press play, I know the song well enough. Damn.

>>26978290
Well good news! You're not supposed to go to sleep in the first place!

>>26979056

>Dat plot

Whoa...

>>26979122
Or just one where only Pinkie knows that it's the last episode because she's the only one who breaks the fourth wall. And she's inconsolable and none of the other ponies can figure out why. And in the last few seconds she says good bye directly to the viewer and starts to cry.

>>26979149
The front of her body leans down, her cheek pressing against your balls as she moans and grunts. You hold a hand between her teats, and you can feel the gurgling. You open your mouth again, seeing her puckered star easing open to a circle. She presses against your thighs with her hoofs, digging them in underneath, and a bit of the brown oozes out, splattering on your chest. You slide two of your other hands fingers inside her ass, and you hear her grunt, a bit more of it coating your hand as you pull out. You lick it off with great care, enjoying the taste as more of the pudding splurts out, entirely coating your face, most of her pillow and a good part of your body, as it slides down past her pussy and over her belly, forming a pool down by your cock and her cheek. As she notices this, she pulls her hoofs out from underneath you, and pushes herself up enough to turn her head, and she starts licking the pudding off of your balls, suckling and slurping away as she moans and grunts. You swallow down as much as you can, rubbing the rest all over your body, and you take the opportunity to rub some of it inside her pussy, making her squeak again.

>Wake up with a killer hangover
>Find one of the mane six in bed with you
>Who was it and how did it happen?

>>26978934
>>26978983
>>26979043
>grab a box of tacos to eat
>watching TV, wondering what games to play, what to draw later on
>check out /co/, checking a bunch of threads and of course through pony threads
>get to here, always reading spoilers
>no longer want to finish my tacos

God damnit. Damn it all.

>Pony bodily waste is stuff like maple syrup and belgian chocolate or whipped cream

...how the fuck do you people think up these kinds of things? Never in a million years would I make such a connection.

OP, you have failed us for the last time.

>>26978654
I don't mind/care about OC x OC shipping
but...
>>26978568
exactly
the fic has been derailed
>fic about sad trixie
This is where it started, how Trixie changed
>second fic is Trixie x Twilight shipping
ok, why not? Trixie has been sad and they kissed in the last one, it would be nice to see what happened after
>third fic is about Trixie & Twilight meet the princesses
still ok
>Fourth fic is about Twilight's pregnancy
weird, but still ok for me
>fifth's about their OC daughter.
I didn't come for this, but although the OC is the main character, the story focuses on her AND Trixie/Twilight
>sixth is about an OC who is the daughter of two OCs, so far, unrelated to the main story, but I suppose she meets Twixie's OC daughter at some point.

that's what bugs me

>>26979189
ending;
A long, audible fart is heard as she grunts especially hard, a few more clumps of the pudding splattering her wall before she's emptied her bowels, and she staggers up, hoofs wobbling, turning around back to look at you. "Oh... Oh my~ Did you like that?" You reach up to grab her, hugging her close. You tell her that she knows you love everything about her. "I know, but I just love hearing you say it." She licks your pudding-coated cheek, rubbing her entire body against yours. She always did like it messy, and yet again you're reminiscent of your first sexual roundabout with her."We'll clean up in the morning, but... let's just sleep like this, shall we?" You hug her close, kissing her on her forehead, and the two of you fall asleep together.

>>26979044
I know. What hell song was that, at the time is was the newest one. Also wasn't there a pony pesterlog thing?

>>26979192
You should know by now not to look at Faceless's garbage.

>>26979191
Bought a Pinkie plushie while in a drunken haze, probably.

>>26978916
I recently helped rescue an injured Cockatiel. I can see why Fluttershy tends to wild animals all the time, it feels so rewarding.

>>26979191
Rarity. She came over to share some absinthe shots. We ended up laying on the bed together because sitting in chairs and standing both became awfully difficult.

Just as I was drifting off, she started to cry softly. After asking - god, why did I ask - what was wrong, she started bawling in earnest. Her clear blue eyes poured out tears and the words came sad and trembling.

She loves Applejack. Applejack doesn't love her.

I don't think I want to taste anise for a good long while. It's always tasted bitter. Now it just tastes sad.

>>26979218
I'm going to assume you've read the two chapters that exist now.
I figure that the new OC pony is probably going to be little more than a vessel for following Midnight around and exploring her character, so it's still only one step further removed from the last. Of course, if it carries on the way it is, the next spinoff will be about somebody Midnight met, and have literally nothing to do with twilight at all.

>>26979262

I used to hope Trixie comes back for season 2.

Now I hope she doesn't appear at all.

>>26979013
Nah. It just makes you creepy. Not quite as creepy as the folks who produce the porn and clopfics, but still pretty creepy.

>>26979262
Damnit you.
or rather, does your to-do list have space for another?

Faceless, I appreciate that you spoiler your stuff, but for the love of god at least write a NORMAL clopfic EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE. All it's been from you is this candy excrement crap for the last month. You clearly have at least some kind of writing ability. You could probably do some good with it if you wrote NORMAL, possibly even HUMANIZED clopfics.

This crap is just annoying.

>>26979262
...goddammit Chistery. You need a shot of positive energy in your life something fierce.

Hey /co/, just wanted to confirm what you all know, the MLP fandom is shit-tier.

On a social links site that shall remain nameless reddit there are various communities for animated shows, say Adventure Time, The Simpsons, and My Little Pony. These three communities are about the same size, yet one community's mod insists on linking to porn on the community's front page. Guess which community?

Yes I mad.

>>26979306
>or rather, does your to-do list have space for another?

What did you have in mind?

>Wake up with a killer hangover...
>Find one of the mane six in bed with you!
>Who was it and how did it happen?

>>26979312
>only candy-excrement fics the entire month

clearly this is the first of my fics you've ever read.

>>26979320
we get that all the time
not that any of us care what other people think
for fuck's sake, we're watching a cartoon for 5 year old girls

>>26979262

But AJ always love her...

>>26979320

reddit in general is shit.

>>26979320
Adventure Time?
It's Adventure Time, isn't it.

>>26979218

I haven't read the two stories with Midnight, but now I really want to. I really should have too, a long time ago.

>>26979319
No. She thrives on hate and sadness. Her writing is like the richest of dark chocolates. If we add sugar, it ruins it all.

>>26979227
Is Kloudmutt going to draw something from this?

>>26979232
I can't help it! I have to look and read every spoiler I come across no matter the thread. I keep lying to myself, "Oh, it'll be something funny. This'll be a good chuckle", but no! It's always a terrible train wreck I can't help but watch as the bodies toss and turn about as the cars slide off the tracks and roll across the pavement slamming into vehicles waiting for the horror to pass by only to be swept up into it. The screams of the dying and wounded roaring out in pain grabbing any attention that may have lingered elsewhere.

And I watch from a distance, forever hoping the next train runs smoothly on the next track. Yet it will always slam into the previous one becoming a mangled whirlwind of metal, flesh and blood.

>>26979320
hey
take a look at this thread over here:
>>>/v/99412797

>>26979345
>Only one
Then what the hell was that one about that Ms.Cake?

>>26979320
YES, LETS POINT FINGERS AT MEGASWEET AND BLAME IT ALL ON HIM.

HE CAN TAKE.

>>26979320
I agreement

>>26979416
Well that's a damn shame. We can only hope Faceless will eventually Shut the Fuck Up for real, for all our sakes.

>>26979365
and AJ finally decides to confess her feeling to Rarity
and when she enters Rarity's house she fins that Rarity killed herself
>emo ponies HURR DURR GRIMDURK

>>26979439
again, no one gives a fuck

>>26979439
Maybe they're asexual eunuchs.

>>26979320
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of LOLOLOLOLOLOLIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>26979320
>Cares about porn

What are you, 6?

Besides. Reddit has NSFW tags for a reason. Or would you rather r/mylittlepony be more like Ponychan?

>>26979475
Not knowing where to turn, she runs to Dash to cry. only to find her wings have fallen off due to the sudden increase in grimdark

>>26979429
That was per request of an anon (Not kidding.)

God that NPR report makes me rage harder than any /b/ troll, why can't radio hosts just accept their obsolescence and die with dignity? I want to punch this Bradbury guy in the face, how DARE he say that about Dungeons & Dragons?

>>26978000
>MFW she was 19
pretty energetic for such an old hoers

>>26979521
>listening to NPR
>listening to any public radio station

I didn't know people still did this.

>>26979514
Stop listening to anonymous. He's a bad influence.

Considering who I'm talking to...

>>26979442
Not EVERYTHING...

>>26979514
And that thing with Celestia? And Pinkie?

I could probably go on but I'd really rather not have to dig through your pile of shitfics to find the shit shitfics.

>>26979475

OMG!!!111 you should totally read "Cupcakes"

>>26979502
I was making a point, and the point is the MLP fandom simply can't keep things in good taste. "Everything has porn" doesn't mean "everything should be porn all the time." For comparison I offered other popular shows that happen not to have links to porn on their communities' front page.

This must be a very difficult concept for "bronies" to wrap their heads around.

And yes, I mad.

>>26979521
The NPR show doesn't even have anything damning in it.

You just have a fursecution complex.

>>26979562
that's still only four, or five, out of 43 or 44 fics.

>>26979553
Ah yes, many people to this day still listen to it.

I am one of those people, mainly for prairie home companion.

>>26979161
>mfw someone ACTUALLY saved this

>>26979553
Yeah I know, who listens to the radio? But it was on Equestria Daily, where they "interviewed" the site owner in typical radio fashion (i.e., recorded themselves making fun of him for five minutes, gave him only ten seconds to defend himself)

They wouldn't even say that shit to his face, what bitches. He probably wasn't even in the room when they recorded those "hilarious" jabs. And that laugh track... AAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

So angry, I think I'm gonna listen to some gangsta rap to cool off.

>>26979475
"Oh no, sugarcube."

Iron-tipped horseshoes clipped, thunderstroke-fast, to the crumbled white frame on the floor. Two limbs reached to cradle a delicate neck.

There was red everywhere. Infinite red, now growing dark on the edges. There'd been an accident. She was dying wool and there was an accident and Twilight would come and she'd be healthy and catty again -

But the way her neck tumbled at Applejack's elbow told her better. The crooked red glasses and sunken eyes underscored it. Punctuating the point the long fabric razor lay on the table, caked red-black. So did the large gashes in both of the dressmaker's thighs, ragged and awful.

"No, sugarcube, you can't have-" She whispered. There was no feeling in the orange mare. Only a welling cold tightness in all her limbs and the world falling away.

She heard a light flutter on the table. Her eye caught a slip of yellowed fabric, torn from a receipt tablet. Sniffing back the first of her tears, she tamped it down with a hoof and read the spidery scrollwork:

"It's okay Applejack. It's better this way."

>>26979600
Well why don't you stop being mad you big silly filly.
Being mad isn't any fun!

Did FitP say what Scratch's true color was?

>>26978503
>Twilight
>Apple
Suddenly, she's just not as cute anymore...

>fathers day BBQ

What do you think Twilight would do for a Fathers Day episode?

Would her parents visit ponyville or would twilight go to Canterlot?

>>26978934
>>26978983
>>26979043
>>26979065
>>26979149
>>26979189
>>26979227
I can fap to this! I will worry about this fact someday, but not now.

>>26979676

>>26979676
GOD. FUCKING. DAMN. IT.

>mfw I haven't read any articles or listened to any programs that are shitting on the MLP fandom

If I do, I'm afraid it might hit home too hard and I actually start disliking the fandom all together. The show itself did nothing wrong, I love the show, just not the people liking it. Dealing with all the strange shit in these threads makes it obvious to me where everything went very wrong, but I don't need it pointed out to me by other people.

>>26978550
>Perpetual Night
Holy fuck dude! watch out for vampires.

>>26979600
For what it's worth, I fucking livid as well, for the exact reasons you are. Like, we get enough bad press as it is, how the fuck do you think it's going to turn out if one of these shitty reporters decides to focus in on the fact that there's an unusual volume of porn thanks to knotwursts like Kloudmutt and Faceless?

>>26979720
Slightly yellow tinted.

>>26979676

NOPE.jpg

>>26979720
I think it was yellowish

>>26979666
...Yet, devil. Yet.

>>26979676
STOP MAKING ME FEEL THINGS D:

>>26979712
Surely you jest. Being mad is almost as fun as actually having fun.

>>26979600
Yeah, but on the flipside, there's no reason to disallow it. I enjoy it. It's interesting to me.

Only people I've seen who want to ban 34 are those who are still obsessing over keeping it 'pure and innocent'. There are plenty of those people on r/mylittlepony, but the good thing about Reddit is that people are willing to change their opinions if you can present a rational argument, or failing that, yell at them loud enough. I've got several of them hating OC's and a few now actually believe that there is a significant threat of turning into the Sonic fandom. Which there is, but now people on reddit actually believe it. That's why I like the place. They're not stubborn.

>>26979676
Do continue

>>26979766
I seriously, can not look at that face and not think of horrible things. I blame all of you because of this.

>>26979788
>ban 34
I never said that. It's not a difficult thing to grasp:

- there's a time and place for porn
- on the front page of a SFW community is not the time or the place

>>26979615
I'm not usually one to throw the A-word around, but you must have some serious Asperger's if you didn't notice that almost every single line of their report was an insult.

>>26979766

I hope she never write anything grimdark...

>>26979748
Truth. Same here.

>>26979762
Any prompt, any time, any confusing boner.

Chistery Delivers.

>>26979855
>chistery grimdark

...oh dear god no.

>>26979831
Fuck the police.
Also reddit is gay.
Go write an emo poem about it, nerd.

>>26979855

>I hope she never write anything grimdark...

Then you're really not going to like "Pinkie Promise."

>>26979847
>they hurt my feeeeeeligns

That's not the same as being persecuted. Get over yourself and try to understand that people WILL poke fun at grown men watching a little girls' show.

>>26979906
well I'm certainly I'm going to love

>>26979877

Bits of Marshmallow everywhere....

>>26979889
Which brings me back to my first point:
>>26979320
>Hey /co/, just wanted to confirm what you all know, the MLP fandom is shit-tier.

>Implying the porn isn't the greatest thing about this fandom

>>26979915 That's not the same as being persecuted
>persecuted

Hey you said that, not me. I called them assholes, I'm not calling it a crime against equinity.

>>26979946

I like the humanized pictures I cannot deny

>>26979946
Most of it isn't to my liking though.

>>26979831
But it's not a SFW place.

>>26978934
>>26978983
>>26979043
>>26979149
>>26979189
>>26979227
lol, pretty much TL;DR, i did skim it tho, about the fart tho, i am loling right now

>>26979943
Sounds like what you really meant was "in my shitty opinion". You're just assdamaged because you're a gay castrati, but nobody cares about your hurt feelings or your shit website, brosis.

Did Km do one of these for Rainbow Dash?

>>26979985
Humanized porn and humanized fapfic are probably the best two things this fandom has put out.

>>26979320
> Redditors can't stop defending their blissful utopian microcosm / nesting of the Internet
> go on /co/ to start shit

Don't you have a Ron Paul article to spawn 7000 comments over?

>>26979992
Open up your fetishes and everything becomes porn.

Everything.

>being rumprazzled over something NPR said

It's a liberal radio station for 40+ women, why does this bother you?

>>26980032
Commas are not for punctuation.

>TL;DR
try giving "Fallout Equestria" a read.

>>26980041
Alright, maybe you can explain to me why the AT community or the Simpsons community don't have porn links on their front page.

I guess they're assdamaged gay castrati too, huh.

>>26980091
>Implying r/politics is the entirety of reddit
r/politics is almost as bad a /new/. But not, it's not the entire site.

Fullretard, etc.

>>26979442
We can blame him because he can take it. Because he's the drawfag we deserve. But not the one we need right now.

>>26980089
>Opinions

Humanized OC bullshit (All humanizations are OCs) is the best thing to come out of this fandom? What a story, Mark.

>>26980129
>try giving "Fallout Equestria" a read.
Fallout Equestria's pretty shitty, man. Everyone's tripping over themselves to talk about how LOL AWESOME CROSSOVER FIC SPLORFLE LESBIAN PONI GOT SHOT.

>>26980129
lol grammer nazi!

i read the first two, then i couldnt even think about the rest, so i just picked out a few words while, skimming, like, urine, fart, pudding, and juice.
honestly dude, wtf do you think about when you wrote this, i, genuinly, want, to, know,.

>extra Commas, Just For You.

>>26980173
Yea. Sometimes I hate normal literature. All those characters are just human OCs

>>26980166
I actually enjoyed /new/, at least they had some interesting discussion

>>26980166
BUT NOT, IT'S NOT THE ENTIRE SITE
NOT, IT'S NOT
NOT

So you mean it is.

You're going to open up Reddit and I know what thread's going to be spiraling out of control - something about THE WAR ON DRUGS. Comment #4 will be "Ron Paul would fix this is he were president."

50000 replies from that later, everyone would be convinced this was correct.

> Reddit has a reality distortion field. I'd rather stay here with the weird ponyfuckers.

>>26980186

Speaking of OC's, I come bearing gifts. 2 new caps I took yesterday in the RP section of ponychan. This guy apparently escaped pony hell and now roams Equestria, isn't he such a badass guys?

>>26980191
Every time someone has recommended a fanfic to me, I've regretted actually reading the thing.

>>26980149
Yup, you called it. There's lots of gay dudes out there chopping their balls off these days. Hell I've even considered it myself, shit's all the rage right now. But not if it's going to make me into a whiny bitch who goes to websites for nerds to read about the Simpsons.
The fucking Simpsons dude. That shit is so old and busted, really. Move on already.

>>26980249

And then we have this guy, grimdark with a touch of lolrandom.

>>26980199
Well that's just fanfiction.

>>26980249
YES! New Ponychan /rp/ caps! I'm so excited!

>>26980307
Literature is just fanfictions of real life.

Think about it.

>You will never date the human equivalent of Fluttershy

>>26979906

Im out

>>26980324

>>26980322
>Unless it's nonfiction

>>26980249

>Bitching about OC's in a franchise that is encouraged by Hasbro to do it

Shall we take some jovial and intelligent discussion from some of our threads about morons talking about how small Fluttershy's dick is compared to the rest of the main cast? Shit is no better over here. In fact, it's worse. Much fucking worse.

So I'm just gonna toss this in here as I'll be finishing it up in a bit. But for now, here's a piece of the mutant dog scene from The Thing ponified.

>>26980332
You're an out and devout fuckslut homosexual? Cool story bro.

Coooooool story.

>>26980324
>Implying I would want to date human fluttershy

Ponies should lick buffaloes

>>26980233
You're generalizing again. That shit is *only* in r/politics and I can easily avoid that shit by going to a different subreddit, like r/guns or r/gaming (otherwise known as /v/). I don't claim that /b/ is the entirety of 4chan, and neither do you. So why on earth do you think that r/politics is the entirety of Reddit?

>>26980350
>Encouraged by Hasbro
Even if it was the case, it'd be coming from the company who also encourages shit like this.

>>26980383
Because it is.

It fucking is.

It.

IS.

Everything on Reddit devolves into political discussin and Asperchu, 110% of the time.

>>26980373

>>26980373
>>26980339
You telling me you wouldn't date a human Fluttershy?

>>26980373

>licking buffaloes

What the fuck does a buffalo taste like?!

>>26980322

>>26980322
You can't be a fan of "real life", unless you're talking about the TV show.

>>26980339
Would you date him?

>>26980173
Sure is confirmation bias.

>I hate OC bullshit
>Well, all human versions are technically OC's
>I have to hate human versions, too

Sure is autism in here.

Why the fuck are we talking about Reddit?

Ive never even been there and it sounds just like every other shitty MLP community.

>>26980450
Cinnamon and hemp.

>>26980476
Reality is so mainstream.

>>26980476
Yeah, real life got really fucking boring after season 15. No more confusing feelings, lots of staring at computer screens. It doesn't make for good drama.

>>26980480
Okay, that's a bit more tempting.

So, Google will let you search by image now.

http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi

>>26980191
Please tell me what is better than lesbian poni getting shot

>>26980496

A victorious blend of sugar spice and stuff that feels nice...

I like it!

>>26980450
depends where you lick.

If you lick her on her belly, she'll probably just taste like usual, sweat and a hint of orange zest.

If you lick her on her lips, the taste of orange zest will be stronger, but she'll also taste slightly of cactus.

If you lick her between her hoofs, she won't taste that much, but it'll be worthwhile anyhow.

>>26980528
Oh hey, that's pretty neat. Thanks!

>>26980493
It's like, It's the same character but it's not the same character. No two humanized ponies look the same unless the design was plagiarized because they're fucking OCs.

>>26980530
Lesbian poni with lesbian poni. It'll happen.

>>26980085
I forgot how old it was

>>26980574
That's like saying all off-model ponies are OCs too, because they all look slightly different

>>26980432
You really ARE autistic, aren't you. Clearly you've never left the damn frontpage.

>>26980582

Startling how controversial that series of pictures were

>>26980324
Or on model one. Feels bad man.

>>26980627
The world was so innocent back then

>>26980559
>>26980559

>>26979906
I will be waiting eagerly

>>26980624
I've lurked Reddit for a long time and he's about right. You're autistic to not see it.

>>26980627
In olden days a glimpse of stocking,
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, God knows,

Anything Goes.

>>26980644

They ARE both orange...

>>26980649
okay seriously now. I have nothing against you guys insulting each other, but can you please get more than one insult?

>>26980627
Good times, good stuff.

>>26980666
>666
>Rhyming

The only thing missing is a picture of Zecora and I would hang you at the stake for witchcraft right now.

>>26980613
Off-model is a stylistic choice, it doesn't make them OCs. I define Humanizations as OC's because They're not canon, and the designs are all original and up to the artist's interpretations.

Oh god, this is fucking gold.

>>26980676
Nope.

"Autistic." We like it and we're going to use it, because we all identify as nerds but we can talk and look people in the fucking eye and discern a normal social conversation and context like a PERSON and not a fucking Rainman shambling corpse.

>>26980676
Yeah I'd like to see a little more creativity, maybe throw some "virgin", "manchild" and "fat basement dweller" into the mix.

>>26980690
The thing is, most of us wouldn't define OC like that, because the core personality of the mane 6 or their color scheme, or something intrinsic is preserved in the humanized (Unless it's a bad humanization).

It's still just the mane characters, just as humans.

>>26980690
The designs are original, but they're based heavily on the characters. If they're not, then it's just a drawing of a person. Any humanisation that's actual an OC is bad at being a humanised pony.

>>26980700
>a fucking Rainman shambling corpse.

Best description for autist. For instance, they wouldn't know what this meant.

>>26980711
"Neckbeard"?

>>26980694
You might as well search for something more difficult and find a well designed OC.

We need to save the souls of our misguided brethren. We can take back the love and tolerance we used to have.