PONIES!?

>>26963083
>She's the sole ruler of Equestria. What political enemies?
The rulers of lands outside Equestria, of course.

WHY SHOULD I

>>26963092
talk about ponies? oh you so silly~

>>26963150
because noones given you dubs to watch in a while?

>>26963092
Giggle at the ghost seeds

So has anyone here watched the reboot show? I heard it's pretty good!

>>26963167

Snortle at the spoof key

>>26963167
giggle at the Goatse

>>26963178
holy shit really?

>>26963166
You lucky bastard
I only get doubles when I talk about my waifu Granny Smith

>Princess Fluttershy

>>26963193

>Gilda is Biff

>>26963189
Son of a bitch, i almost put an episode in there just in case.

>>26963193
There's a Princess Fluttershy

but there's no princess gilda

>>26963092

>>26963193

>>26963203
Make like a tree, and get the hell out of here

>>26963189
You can't get doubles without friendship.

>>26963211

Has anyone ever drawn a picture of 'Princess Fluttershy' as you depicted her at the end of the severing?
Just curiouso...

>>26963148
>What political enemies would Equestria have
I like to think the dragons, griffons, bison, and others happen to have their own systems of governance. Some are more coherent and more threatening than others. Griffons are probably rare because they were nearly wiped out in the past in a war with Equestria.

>>26963150
BECAUSE Ticket Master

Why are these threads so awful?

And by that I mean lets point fingers at tripfags and drawfags and blame them.

Posting a mediocre painting.

Nightshade's her name right?

>>26963259
It's all the tripfags and drawfags.

>>26963239

I don't think there is. OP's the closet I've ever seen, but somebody asked Noel if it was from "Epiphany" and she said no, the resemblance to Derpy was a coincidence.

>>26963225
Okay

>>26963225
Doubles are delightful.

>>26963241

As powerful as Celestia is, being Helios or Apollo or whatever, what's her magic compared to a full grown dragon?

>>26963259
I concur

>>26963148
>>26963241
You guys are forgetting that this is a magical friendship rainbow land.

>>26963203
no that's scootaloo

>>26963278
I agree.

>mfw Zecora is literally the only character with spoken lines whom nobody cares about reappearing in Season 2

Old thread, if you're interested
>>26960333

>>26963293
You're forgetting how sexy that is.

>>26963282

Wolf shop in AJs face in the window pleasse

I would imagine that the races aren't all united under the same banner. Maybe Equestria is sorta like NATO or the UN, and it's more of a confederacy of smaller pony nations.

Then the griffons and dragons have the Warsaw Pact. +1 to anyone who gets the historic lulz there

>>26963293
a human post-apocalyptic rainbow land

>>26963303
No, he has a point. There is no logic to pony madness.

>>26963259
sorry about that

>>26963272
according to YoorPorick, yep

>>26963293
but it doesn't matter. There is still conflict.

>>26963301

Nobody gives a fuck about Little Strong Heart either.

>>26963310
No.

>>26963303
Nooooooo.

Say Fluttershy could not only talk to animals, but also understand why they were saying.

Who is the voice for Angel?

>>26963259
I blame all the sonic fans who also like MLP.

>>26963341
Gabe Newell

>>26963301
>Implying things about my chocolate goddess

>>26963301
>mfw the only reason they don't bring her back is because they don't want to write rhymes.

>>26963280
Hmm. She did quite a good job regardless.

Also, unrelated question. For writing scenes of naughty bits involving more than one party, how often do you switch back and forth between doings? And how do you transition the perspectives?

>>26963345
I blame everyone who isn't me.

>>26963309

No, it's more like an Empire. Mostly autonomous kingdoms and provinces that are mostly self-governed, but are overall part of a larger system through tribute and protection.

>>26963338
But I like both Zecora and Little Strongheart.

They're my favorite ponies.

WOOOOOOO, PONIES

>>26963301
It's because she's straight

>>26963362
I blame everyone who isn't Chistery.

>>26962962

Those soldierbunnies are so awesome

>>26963365
Don't you mean a vassalage?

>>26963338
An uckly buffalo

but a pretty little injun

>>26963329
No there isn't! Any political disputes are settled over tea.

All that effort and it ends up being calvin pissing on a chevy logo

>>26963391
Any political disputes are settles with trips to the moon.

>>26963365
My bad, I thought it was implied that there was no democracy apart from our all-knowing ever-loving dictator Celestia.

>>26963391
>settled over tea
We need more Touhorse.

>>26963308
Howdy.

>>26963362
Indeed

>>26963391
BNK why are you such a cunt
I don't even mean that in a mean way
It's just that you are a cunt and I'd like to know why
please
or maybe you don't know why
in that case we can sit down and talk about it and maybe we can find out why I'm such a pervert too

>>26963391
only if it's fancy herbal tea~

>>26963420
Anonymous you're the only one who understands me

>>26963418
Ahahaha

Better than I expected. Savd

>>26963381

Guess it depends on the size of the land she rules and how she appoints governors, if any.

>>26963410
In Equestria, maybe, but it's heavily implied by Twilight that the dragon in Dragonshy came from somewhere other than Equestria.

>>26963362
I blame everyone, but i blame you especially.

>>26963341

>>26963427
I don't see how I am one.

>>26963457
They probably think that all outside areas are filled with pony hunting dragons and other such beasties.

>>26963341

Phil Silvers

>>26963473
Nah it's true. It's kind of unfortunate.

>>26963486

Here be Dragons, literally?

>>26963457
She flat out said Equestria was a country in that episode. So there's more to the world than just Equestria.

Ok guys who here likes the CMC and didn't think that their episodes were horrible?

I can't be the only one

>>26963341
Neil Patrick Harris

>>26963341
Morgan Freeman.
Or Samuel Jackson.

>>26963501
So Leth, you haven't had custody of the marker for, what 24 hours? How's it feel?

>>26963501

But doesn't seem odd that a living goddess queen would only control such a small area? Unless she does control the whole world, but ponies only inhabit an area close to Canterlot.

>>26963502
I liked the CMC except Scootaloo

ITT: the pony with the most swag.

Can we have a Pinkie Pie thread? The last one we had was absolute dog shit beyond belief and amends need to be made.

>>26963502
The talent show was terrible. But I like the CMC for what they are. Annoying excitable kids, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

>my face when cartoons portray children as mini adults and the adults are retarded

>>26963502
ME

>>26963473
Kammy, ou have an entire yuri folder. You're a pervert.

>That feel when a new episode is airing and you're being introduced to new characters at the time and all you can think about is their shipping potential

I fucking hate you for doing this to me /co/.

>>26963341
David Spade

>>26963341
Gilbert Gottfried

>>26963525
I like the CMC including Scootaloo

>>26963501
France exist remember? Fluttershy was going on about it with her dress or some bull.

>>26963526
Rarity?

>>26963502
I love the Cutie Mark Crusaders
I dont see why people hate em/

>>26963502
The finale for show stoppers practically made up for the rest of the episode.
Excluding the montage. that was lame

>>26963526

>>26963502
They were fucking awful.

>>26963341
Why can't ponies talk to animals if ponies ARE animals?

>>26963526

>>26963565
They had the best song after all, the talent show one.

>>26963539
Agreed, its like one of the few shows of any sort to make children like children

>>26963526

>most swag
>home, reputation and livelihood gone in a single night

yup

>>26963578
The same reason humans can't talk to animals.

>>26963565
Because they're stupid
They suck
And i hate them.

>>26963523
Don't think of her as a goddess. Think of her as being an living air conditioner thermostat. She doesn't really control the actual sun, but she can "control" the intensity of the beams hitting her little slice of land.

>>26963578
AJ talks to Winona and Rarity talks to Opalescence.

Honestly that thread isn't really any worse than a Transformers thread, but it just shows how depressingly low their standards are. It's a symptom of regressive anti-intellectualism that nerds get when they can't deal with growing up. If you actually watch an episode, it's incredible how far backwards they have to bend to justify watching shows for younger and younger audiences. They'll say it's "well written" and "not about selling toys" and then type thousands of words about buying toys because they are mental children who cannot put the two together. They are incapable of just saying "I know this is stupid but I enjoy it"; they have to make as many excuses as possible to justify why watching someone jiggle keys in front of your face makes you more mature than other adults. It genuinely makes me sad that people refuse to challenge themselves intellectually and would rather convince themselves that where they're at is fine. Space loving enjoyable human being.

>>26963341
New episode idea:

Drifter comes to Ponyville
Has the ability to communicate with animals
Charms the animals to hang out with her instead of Fluttershy
Manipulates them to help her rob a bank
It's Gilda

>>26963522
Like this.

I'm actually in marker withdrawal. I need the pink of it bad.

>>26963502

They've got their moments.

Sometimes they make me realize why I hate kids, though.

wwwyzzerddd

>>26963578
so are humans but we can't talk to other animals either.

>>26963544
1) That's not perverted 2) He called me a cunt, he called himself a pervert

>>26963530
Shut up Pinkie everyone hates your party's and your Candy flavored vag, and one wants to wright flopfics about you anymore!

>>26963341

Weird Al

>>26963548
Forget my previous vote. This. So much this.

>>26963611
But humans are not animals, and don't give me any bullshit biology argument, you know I don't mean that in a literal way.

>>26963502
Despite of what most louder people say, their episode seem to produce the most used material. They're also far more interesting if looked at as individuals.

>>26963374
Makes sense. But let's see... Kamina's actually fun to have around. Plant Man and Rubrony are cool. Let me think some more.

>>26963623
This applies to all of /co/

>>26963623
Cool story

I had a thread I wanted to make but I'm going to fall asleep before I get to. I guess I'll save it for tomorrow.

>>26963635

That's bullshit and you know it is!

>>26963623
Posts like this make me curious.

Which is worse? Anti-intellectualism? Or pseudointellectualism?

>>26963526

that plot

>>26963619

So what, are we thinking of Equestria as a heliocentric land, where Celestia really moves the Earth instead of the sun?

>>26963673
Was it a thread headed by 80's Cheerilee.jpg?

>>26963676

People who argue about things that aren't fact

>>26963676
Walls of text should require special permits before posting. Like one in a hundred is worth reading, and that one wasn't it.

>>26963676
Pseudointellectualism by far

>>26963696
You are wrong

>>26963690
nnnnnnnnnnnope, it's a pinkie pie thread.

>>26963696
If it's fact, there's no use in arguing over it. The only thing worth arguing over is opinion.

>>26963526
swag as fuck

>>26963638
OH FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
I freaking love Weird Al, plus an older friend of mine dated him when he was in college :O

>>26963684
Maybe they're on the pole of the planet, and where they are doesn't get any sunlight. So she just moves a fake sun across the sky or something.

>>26963606
Quit pretending you don't love Trixie's swag. That voice. Those permanent bedroom eyes. Her self confidence. She's a strong and sexy, but not so intimidating that you can't approach her.

>>26963526
If only Madmax drew pony 34

>>26963633
Porn is perverted. You have DawnxCynthia pictures. ONE OF THEM IS UNDERAGED!you have your fetishes. Your new name is Bee/d/rill nickmaned Kamina

This is probably stupid, but it just occurred to me that the mane cast defeated what could possibly be an eldritch horror powered princess(who is also ingrained in pony culture as nightmare fiction) in the first two episodes, but no one ever brings it up again.
I guess this ties into Luna being such a popular character here, but still.

>>26963308
Also, I read that as "Worf in AJ's face."

>>26963623

lol hope u got :tenbux:

>>26963717
Several months ago, I think.

Man, I've loved Weird Al since Eat It premiered. Oh, what a time.

>>26963746
Albuquerque

>>26963717
That story is not true, Weird Al is like, 50.

>>26963728
>sexy
Stopped reading right there.
I'm certain Trixie is the Renamon of this fandom

>>26963762
And she's 57.

>>26963727

Regardless, she's an immortal and insanely powerful. As if the Pharaohs were really god kings. She easily could be a true tyrant and no one could stop her.

>>26963728

yup.

>>26963762
I have friends that are 20 years older than me, what's wrong with that?

>>26963731
She drew the topless humanized ponies, and it was awesome. Then she stopped, because all the anti-porn fags bitched about it, and now she's too reluctant.

I hate anti-porn fags with the force of a thousand suns.

We need to talk Max back into drawing 34.

Humans and Ponies are both sentient witch kinda raise the question about all that pony porn...

>>26963734
She's was a pissed off Luna, who got her shit slapped by friendship. We don't know exactly how powerful she was in the first pace, or how powerful the elements were.

>>26963781
>We need to talk Max back into drawing 34.
Lets not and say we did.

>>26963684
Being Heliocentric makes some sense, but she didn't seem to put in all that effort in Chronicles to raise the sun. Still say she's a pretender goddess, but one that actually has some skills that aren't to be taken lightly.

>>26963734
At the start of the show, everyone kept asking when the EoH and Luna were going to show up. The disappointment was palpable throught the threads when Faust said Luna wouldn't show up til S2.

>>26963760
Wat?

>>26963502
I like them.

And I hope they get more members in their club.

I WANT MY MOTHER FUCKING THREAD, FAGGOTS! I FINALLY GOT ONE AND IT SUCKED SHIT! PINKIE THREAD, NOW!

>>26963734
She aint got no fans if she does then there all emo and wright bad fanfics. Send that bitch packing back to the moon!

>>26963776
We don't know if she's immortal. Very long lived, yes, but we don't even know how long. Just 'over 1000 years'. And it is possible she can be killed with conventional means.

>>26963781
I'd totally join u in that crusade.

>>26963728

I like how the bear revealed how much of a phony she was after doing all those jerk things to twilights friends.

Totally got run up. Then she ran out of town. Defeated.

Total loser.

>>26963781
>MadMax
>she

wait WHAT

>>26963341
Barry White.

>>26963827
Yeah because anyone could defeat a bear that's big as a house...

>>26963781
If she doesn't want to draw it then don't force her.

>>26963819

Conventional if you and your friends possess the elements of harmony.

>>26963841
I did

>>26963835
That's been known for a while now. Caluriri too, to name another.

>>26963841
Just twilight

>>26963835
>he doesn't know

This show depresses me because it just reminds me that I have no female friends D:

>>26963827

You just mad 'cause Trixie styled on your poni waifu.

>>26963835

You must be new here

>>26963812
>Thinks whining will solve your problems.

>>26963802
the wierd al song? c'mon man.

>>26963827

so she doesn't need your approval

What is this that you've been discussing, guys?

>>26963779
34 is not that old Leth.

I'm drunk and have ponies on the brain. What do?

>>26963852
We just don't know. She could possibly be crushed to death, shot to death, even overpowered if all the other ponies took arms against her.

We don't really know.

>>26963827
Trixie never got ran out of town/
She tossed a smoke bomb (or magic smoke or something) and left on her own. People keep saying that she got ran out. I'm just not seeing it

>>26963906
Is that you Pacce? Does anyone know if he's streaming?

>>26963906
Get even more drunk and watch ponies in HD

>>26963906
paint ponies on your tits, post in thread

>>26963898
HEY BEEDRILL. How's Fluttershy doing?

>>26963872
>waifu

>>26963906

Talk about how cool Pinkie is, or die, miserably.

>>26963889
>No trip
>No broken English
Not fooling anybody.

>>26963889
Oh hello real madmax, it's nice to see you actually here and not being impersonated by anyone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_fetus_disposal_scandal

>>26963906
find something to lick

>>26963922
Oh shut up.

>>26963917
no Pacce stream tonight. Kloudmutt is streaming though, and taking sketch requests

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

>>26963915

exibit A

>>26963954
I think I'm going to avoid his streams for a while, considering what came out of a recent one.

>>26963933

>>26963917
I never get to join his stream things

>>26963918
I should totally do that

>>26963919
U don't want to see that

>>26963933
I liked Feeling Pinkie Keen and if I had a girlfriend with her personality it'd be awesome

>>26963941
oh god i never knew about that

that's hilarious

>>26963963
She accidentally stepped on a mine and got scared and ran off. Crazy coincidence.

>>26963851
>If she doesn't want to draw it then don't force her.

But she wanted to draw the boobies, and was then made to feel bad about it. If anybody's bullying her, it's the anti-porn fags.

You never hear the people who like pornography say, "oh, don't draw non-pornography, you're a bad person if you draw non-porngraphy."

It's always the other way around.

>>26963963
Oh yeah. There she is boasting about herself.
Then throwing a smoke bomb
and running away

>>26963974
Don't be a wuss Leth.

>>26963974

now im scared.

>>26963915

Neighsayers are always looking for reasons to hate, even if they have to come up with bullshitty ones.

>>26963974
Derpy and her hotdogs?

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin but after watching mlp i really want to jack off a horse.

>>26963990
There's nothing really stopping her from drawing more porn, if she really wanted to draw more I'm sure she would have done it already.

It's 1:24 am, I am eating a cold steak, still little high and posting ponies. Life is good. How are you guys?

>>26964003
That hot dog was the only pony related thing that ever actually made me feel ill seeing it. Everything else I've been able to shrug off. There was something about it that just... ugh.

>>26964015
Kinda like Trixie fans and their reasons for liking her.

guys
How do I make friends??
This show makes me want to make friends but doesn't really teach me how

>>26963974
today he drew cloudkicker pony fapping in the clouds. it gief me boner.

>>26964028
>dat pic

Why would anyone save that?

>>26964015
Shush.
I'm still mad at Trixie, but I wont let lies be spread about anyone Except Fluttershy

>>26964051

>>26963990

Maybe Madmax doesn't feel like being lumped in with the rest of the pornfags, ever think of that? Besides, she said she was high or some shit when she drew that humanized picture.

>>26964048
Slightly drunk and feeling good.

>>26964028
You don't sound queer, anon, you just sound like a sick fuck.

So guys, honest question
What do you think it would feel like to get a gumjob from Gummy

>>26964063
I'll show you.

Just finished the series a few minutes ago.

Is it considered Fanon that Celestia will declare Twilight as her successor? I mean, she's a good leader with efficient organizational skills, she's really smart in general, and has stupidly powerful magic skills. It would make sense to me.

>>26964051
Does that mean you'll never be able to eat hot dogs with mayo again?

>>26964051
This one?

>>26964081
>lumped in the with the rest of the pornfags

And there's nothing wrong with that. The "pornfags" are all the best artists in the fandom. The only thing wrong with it is all the anti-porn fags constantly attacking them.

>>26964099
Twilight is still a terrible troll.
Hell, even Beedrill is better.

>>26964102
>eating hot dogs with mayo

>>26964066

Faping WITH the cloud

>>26964099

Maybe as an administrator, but she's not powerful enough to do what Celestia does.

>>26964099

Of course!

Then all her friends she made will....grow old and die

>>26963990
Some people are just downers. They will always be bummers. They're bummers to be around in real life too.

>>26964102
>hot dogs
>mayo

what the fuck, are you Welsh or some shit

madmax is pretty pony

>>26964090
Shit, is that that Mark Twain thing?

>>26964102
eating hotdogs with anything besides cheese, mustard and chili

>>26964086
>slightly drunk
I SO want to give u a hug right now

>>26964102
I hate mayo anyway. And does anyone actually put mayo on hot dogs? I've never see that before.

So yes?

>>26964108
Not quite.

>>26964069
why is there finished version somewhere?

>>26964146

Mysterious Stranger

>>26964151
D'awww

>>26964120
People don't like porn and they are going to express their feelings towards it. You're going to have to deal with it.

>>26964151
>>26964169
ILL HUG YOU BOTH SO HARD!

>>26964158
Just thinking about that makes want to go out and by that new Twain autobiography.

>>26964156
Yeah, but it's about two months old and kinda crappy.

>>26964120

>The "pornfags" are all the best artists in the fandom.

Is that a bad joke?

>>26964185
Mouth hugs?

>>26964154

My neighbors are Portuguese

Mayonaisse...on fucking eveything.

>my face at every BBQ

Guys
Listen
Guys what
Guys
What if
What if
Guys listen
What if Rarity is Celestia successor?


They are both white, both have the same element of harmony and both have little sisters and

I'm so fucking bored...

>>26964173
Lots of people don't like things but they don't go around bitching and attacking the people who draw it. At least they don't if they're not dicks.

>>26964187
post it you fag

>>26963975

>>26964185
innertube grouphug?

>>26964186
> new Twain autobiography
Mark twain rose from the grave to write once more?

>>26964186
I have it. Only 100 pages in, but it's good so far.

>>26964206
>both have the same element of harmony

huhwut?

>>26964213
I was told by a random anon after posting this originally that I should never ever try shading anything ever again.

Anyone have requests?

>>26964240
oh wait,i see what you're getting at

>>26964206
>both have the same element of harmony

what

>>26963906
Watch some ponies! It's even better while intoxicated. Helps you focus on the PLOT.

>>26964198
Railgunner is the best artist in the fandom.

He draws porn.

Disco is probably second best.

Porn.

Megasweet.

Porn.

0r0.

Porn.

Noel is too stuck up to draw porn, and she's technically gifted. But then again, she's kind of fucked in the head.

>>26964228
Literal hugbox?

>>26964260
The purple jewel in their necklaces are the same.

>>26964255

A nice stand alone picture of Silver Spoon please, looking cute.

>>26964255
Snails x Twist 34

>>26964255

Post the CMC tightrope walking over a waterfalll

Cuz it was scoots idea and its AWESOME

>>26964255
The mane cast feeling awkward about Dash's relationship with Snails

>>26964243
>blankflanks

>>26964266
But I focus on the plot even when not inebriated.

>>26964255
Snips and Snails dressed as Power man and Iron Fist

>>26964268
What on earth is Oro doing near that list?

>>26964232
Twain wrote a huge autobiography but his publishers didn't want to publish it. It was too controversial. I think it was too cynical and endorsed atheism, or some shit.

They made some kind of deal that they wouldn't publish it for a hundred years. It only came out a year or two ago. In two parts, and I don't know when the second part came out.

>>26964268
i like railgunner and the cmc porn is hilarious but i just cant fap to it. i wish he would do normal.

>>26964268
Why is 0r0 on there?

>>26964268

>Opinions
>Tier lists

You are digging yourself deeper and deeper into your hole of retardation.

>>26964319
He's a great artist, technically, despite being a furfag.

Honestly, I've got more respect for him than Noel.

>>26964255
CMC in mortal kombat for a cutie mark

>>26964341
It's not an opinion that RG is the best in the fandom.

It's objective fact.

>>26964294
I was lazy. Still am.

>>26964327
Railgunner's done non-porn.

>>26964354
I think juice is the best artist.

>>26964290

>>26964341
>my face when someone posts a Panty & Stocking reaction image near me

>>26964364
Seconding this.

>>26964366

>>26964366
>weaboo
I don't think that word means what you think it does

>>26964363
i ment normal porn

>just read the Wired article and NPR interview

Oh wow, you fags really went overboard with the weirdness. I hope this gets the CSI treatment like they did with exposing the furries.

>>26964365
Looks like a look of approval to me

>>26964391
lol, ok. But what do you mean by normal porn?

>>26964268
CrappyUnicorn > that list.

>>26964366

>>26964364
fuck yeah juice appreciation.

didn't he get a scanner?

>>26964384
U mad, P&S weeaboo?

>>26964366
>panty and stocking image
>implying it isn't recolored to look like celestia
Yeah, you're pretty much retarded

>>26963990
Hah, they just say bullshit like "every artist who deserves respect draws porn" or whatever, and go kissing ass for the drawfag who doesn't put limitations.

>>26964333
That post was either him or railgunner probably, yes.

>>26964268
>doesn't draw rape and pedophilia
>must be the one who's screwed up in the head
10/10

>>26964394
>SusanTestsCrimeWall.jpg

>>26964410
Not even the anon who posted it, bro.
>>>/b/

>>26964394
>NPR interview

That's a new one to me.

>>26964398
>>26964365

Definitely a look of approval.

>>26964401
anything but child pornography

>>26964394
>NPR interview
Link?

>>26964408

I think he did. Not sure. He reposted that twilight window picture in good quality

>>26964442
>>26964429
http://www.npr.org/2011/06/18/137261565/bluff-the-listener

>>26964421
I have more respect for people who draw porn than people who don't, yes.

And Noel likes to draw gore but not porn, and that's kind of fucked up. But mostly she's fucked in the head for all the real flaky shit she posts over on her FiMchan thread.

>>26964394
>Reads what Wired and NPR
>Trusts it like the word of God.

>>26964455
post it?

>>26964394

That was Seth. And despite what we can ever say, people want to report that liking MLP means you're an unemployed asspie assburger, NO EXCEPTIONS.

>>26964461
Whoops

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/npr-bronies-and-great-and-powerful.html

>>26964398
>>26964437

Woah what no.

Fuck you guys.

I mean come on.

>>26964440
You can't draw child pornography.

But yeah, RG draws adult ponies having sex too.

>>26964391
he also do normal pics

>>26964408
Aww yeah, I fucking love Juice

>>26964482
fine gosh

>>26964405
Yeah except for Noel (same level, maybe) but her porn's getting weird.

Also there are artists outside 4chan on their level. I seen't it.

>>26964394
>people still bitching about porn
How about this: go find me ONE fandom that has never, ever EVER had any sort of perverse art or fiction emerge from it. Come on, I dare you.

Mr. BURBANK: For their part, the show's creators say they're pleasantly creeped out - flattered, by all the attention.

>>26964527
The sonic fandom

can someone please kill luke allen

>>26964508
sweet. Thankya

>>26964504
CALURIRI! working on anything?

>>26964548

>>26964255
Epic Sax Spike getting his epic sax on surrounded by adoring fillies

>>26964527
POGS!

>Goes to confirm.
...motherfucker...

>>26964542

Well they're the perfect fandom, what do you expect?

>>26964527
It's a matter of PROPORTIONS. If a fandom is 5% porn, it's pretty clean. If it's 25% porn, it's probably a /co/ fandom. If it's 75%+ porn, it's probably the furry fandom.

>>26964461

>wait wait... don't tell me

You know, if they didn't feature Paula "child endangerment" Poundstone, I might be a little more upset.

Stop trolling and go back to /jp/
The rest of you, quit being gay.

>>26964587
Some of my favorite comic book characters have shit loads of porn. Does that mean Supes is a furry?

>Wanted a Pinkie thread
>Instead get meta drawfag and bullshit thread

Fuck all of you, fuck you!

>>26964623
Yes, yes it does.

>>26964603

>>26964553
at this moment no

>>26964625
Every time Pinkie is mentioned the thread turns to shit. DO YOU SEE THE SHIT YOU CAUSE PINKIE? THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

>>26964268
Porkcow hasn't drawn porn.

...unless you count the "Cupcakes" pic he just posted ಠ_ಠ

>>26964600
SOOOOO, Semi

Your immediate to-do list is looking kind of thin. *wink nudge*
Is there anything on your regular to-do list u plan on doing or r u taking suggestions on waht to bump? Or r u randomly picking what to du next?

>>26964495

>>26964625
Wasn't the Pinkie thread gonna be the next one though?

>>26964527
FUCK, Nanaki. At least try reading the discussion to know exactly what we're talking about and stop being a dumbass.

>>26964653
>ಠ_ಠ
>>26964658
>*wink nudge*

Oh goddammit. Ponychan has arrived.

>>26964623
Proportions, smart-ass. There's a absurd amount of non-porn art of superman.

>>26964646
Is there an uncensored version of this?

>>26964661
>>26964495

>>26964689
>There's a absurd amount of non-porn art of superman
You haven't been on the internet very long have you?

>>26964689
If you count shitty OC's we're probably safe

>>26964661
I approve

>>26964696

>Big Mac dressed up as a huge faggot

>>26964661
Wow, I'm as slow as Snails, but I just realized what's been bugging me about this pic for so long.

He has buck teeth, but he's not supposed to. That's Snips.

>>26964687
I ain't from Ponychan u pesky Wolfperson

>>26964658
My immediate to-do:

humanized futa orgy
physiologically accurate virgin Twilight in heat x anon male
Snails x Mrs. Cake
Snails x Big Mac
Dash x AJ
Cupcakes porny rip-off
???

I think that's what it is. I'll double check when I'm done with the current story. What's your suggestion?

>>26964623
Wanna go into troll logic, he's not human and fucks a human.
>Kryp in hell Kryptonianfag

>>26964738
Now look at rainbow dash eyes
shit brix

>>26964696
Wow, terrible art

>>26964747
>Snails x Mrs. Cake
>Snails x Big Mac

Fuck, if I only I could just skip a week or two into the future.

>>26964750
Love is blind. Don't be that way, anon.

>>26964394
That's the old one. The new one is more rage-worthy.

>>26964764
>mfw

>>26964764
We did have a discussion on whether that was supposed to be Derpy or Dash before it was colored.

Working on some new art. I'm by far not new to the series, but new to /co/'s group.

Here's a sneak peek: >>26964681

>>26964787
>I'm featured prominently on both
>I win

>>26964661
>>26964698

>>26964747

I sugest moar humanized

>>26964747

>that second one down

Er....what?

>>26964796
>filename
oh right, now i see it.

>>26964775

Spoilered for "fun"

>>26964811
Looks good, but how is it FiM-related?

>>26964837

You know what's worse than the /co/ fandom of MLP:FiM?

The furry fandom of MLP:FiM.

Namely furries talking about their fursonas as OC ponies.

I don't know, a lot of people here who talk about what pony they want to stick their dick in is bad enough but when furries bring up their SUPER ORIGINAL AND TOTALLY COOL OCs it's just... bad.

Furries do really ruin everything.

>>26964747
Y'know, I gotta ask - is my Cherilee x Fluttershy request on the list anywhere?

>>26964747
well my suggestion was the sweetie belle x caramel
but if you can't s'alright

>>26964787

>Faceless
>RagingSemi
>Real life faggot dressed as Rainbow Dash
>Furfag in a Pinkie suit
>Donut steels shipped with Dash
>Sob stories
>Furry porn

Yeah, that's pretty much all of the useless shit in our fandom rolled into one picture.

>>26964855
Fascinating tale, chap.

>>26964864
Of course. Want me to bump it up?

>>26964852

>>26964879

>I am become Dash, changer of names

>>26964851

You'll see.

>>26964883
Nah, you can keep it where it is.

>>26964893
I hope thats an I dont give a fuck, life's too short to be serious thing even though i doubt it.

The day drew to a close, ending yet another exciting day in Ponyville for Twilight Sparkle. She has so much to tell the princess about today and is brimming with excitement, eager to write her a letter. If there's one thing that bitches loves more than receiving letters, it's writing them, or rather, having your dragon slave write them for you.

But Twilight noticed something: She always starts off her letters with "Dear Princess Celestia", followed by something about friendship and why it's great and yadda yadda yadda. She feels that she has fallen into a rut. To break up the routine of everyday letter writing, she remembers that Celestia gave her as a going away present. She uses her magic to take out a box hidden in her desk drawer. It read "Oblique Strategies" on the side, written with gold paint. She removes the cards in the container and brings the pile over the Spike for shuffling.

"Alright, Spike. Take any card from any place in the deck. No matter what it is, I will implement it in my letter today."

Spike slides out a thin piece of cardboard halfway down the deck. He turns it face up and reads it out loud: "Don't be frightened of clichés".

She frowned and her ears drooped. "But that's what all of my letters are!" She let out a sigh and Spike began penning.

"…in conclusion, menstrual synchrony is, in fact, possible thanks to the magic of friendship. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

"Send it, Spike."

A green flame engulfed the letter. Spike wasn't quite sure what he had written for Twilight, and figured it was best not to ask. Maybe if he remembered in the morning, he'd inquire about it. Twilight, seeing Spike head off to his bed, figured that it was getting late and it would be best to do likewise.

>>26964864
Cheerilee x Fluttershy? What was the request? ... Humanized? (Picture related. It's Dash.)

>>26964913
Some oddball in Finland changing his name does not affect me the slightest...so nope.
No fucks given.
The people who found luke allen can go die in a fire though

>>26964913
I think it's strange that he would do something like that, but it's his life, he can do with it what he pleases.

>>26964916
As she prepared to get under her sheets, she noticed a small stain on her mattress covering. It appears to be a liquid stain, but not from urine or spilled juice, but instead… oh my~. Twilight wasn't quite tired just yet. She consoled the Oblique Strategies deck once more.

She withdrew the card on the bottom, turning it to face her. It read:

"Emphasize the flaws"

In a flash, Twilight moved Spikes bed to the basement, locking the doors. With a naughty grin and a rather questionable object, she was ready to "emphasize" this "flaw". She was feeling daring tonight, and took a second card from the middle of the deck:

"Do nothing for as long as possible".

She inserted the aforementioned object, and then let it sit there. Not forcing it in and out with her magic. Or having it vibrate. Or even letting her mind drift into questionable fantasies. She was already pretty bad using this toy, but this was the worst.

After twenty minutes, she grew weary, wondering if she COULD finish with no momentum. This time, she took a card from the top:

"It is quite possible (after all)"

Brian Ecol and Petie Schmidt are wise stallions, so she did not question the deck. If it says she can do it, then dammit, it must be true. It must. It must.

IT MUUUUUUUUUUUUUST.

After for waiting yet another hour, her buzzed died and she was feeling achy down south. She drew yet another card:

"What are you really thinking about just now?"

Twilight's face was painted with annoyance. "Well Oblique Strategies, I was thinking about taking this stupid thing out and using something LESS painful. Give me something I can work with".

>>26964696
really no

>>26964945
This is good to hear.

>>26964946
I considered getting a cutie mark ass tattoo if the show makes it for five or more seasons.

>>26963655
...I retrieve part of my statement.

>>26964782
I did mention troll logic, fellow.

>>26964960
How about more Snails x Mane Cast in bed?

>>26964956
This time, she took it from a quarter way down:
"(Organic) machinery"
"Huh? Another!"
"Ghost echoes"
"Are you implying something? I'm not loose like SOME OTHER unicorn"
"Lost in useless territory"
"Hold on now! I may be studying less, but I'm still as productive as I was before leaving Canterlot."
"Disconnect from desire"
"FINE. I'm tired anyway."

She unlocked the door and startled Spike awake while moving his bed back to the front of her own. "What's going on, Twilight" she asked over a long yawn.

"Oh nothing Spike." Twilight coyly responded, taking yet another card out from the top: "Is it finished?"

"Fuck yeah it is." Twilight said with some relief in her voice, turning over to Spike. "Before going back to sleep, do you think you can do me a favor and write me a letter, returning this present back to Princess Celestia?"

"Do you promise to stop moving my bed around if I do this for you"

"Yes."

She pulled a final card out to aid her in writing a sarcastic letter: "Use an unacceptable color"

>>26964936
Let me see if I can remember this correctly...

Cheerilee goes over the Fluttershy's house after class. Pops some kind of pills or something (how about horse tranquilizers?). Enters a state of severe inebration. Has Fluttershy do what she wants while she's out of it.

Chistery, did I get that right? I'm going off of memory here.

>>26964984
Post pics if you do.

>finish reading my fanfics for the night
>about to close laptop
>remember i still have to watch my episode

SHIT

>>26964879
>Donut steels shipped with Dash

...why do you know that OC pony's name, anon...

>>26964984
My sister got a Transformer tatoo on her back, so that's not really all that strange to me either.

>>26965028
Is this sarcasm? Humor?

I'm not very bright so sometimes I can't tell.

>>26964960

I can't tell whether I'm relieved or let down.

>>26964999

GOD DAMMIT

>>26965010
Cheerilee comes over for tea after class with Fluttershy. In the middle of a lovely afternoon tea, Cheerilee passes out. She wakes up in Fluttershy's bed lightly bound, because she's still half out of it.

"You used just enough this time," she murmurs.

>>26965028
'ORIGINAL CHARACTER DOUGHNUT STEEL'
Is a phrase making fun of
'ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL'

It's used as an insult to OCs.

>>26965000
"Alright Twilight I'm read-UGH". These would be the last words Spike would ever breathe. Twilight's horn was painted with the bright red blood of a baby dragon: the perfect ink to use for an "unacceptable color".

"Dear Princess Celestia,
While I have already learned that while it is rude to harshly judge what is given to me as a gift, I have come to learn that the best gift to give somepony is one that they gave you. I have gotten your "Oblique Strategies" card deck, and I just loved it so much, that I figured that you should have it. I hope you don't mind that some of the cards have stains on them. I accidentally spilled some ink on them.
Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

She stepped on the baby dragon's belly, getting one last exhalation out of her fallen helper. She prepared to clean up the mess, but noticed there was one card she didn't send back:

"Work at a different speed".

She decided to leave everything be and went to bed. She was woken up by who her friends came to visit early next day. Spike's corpse was on display in the middle of the living room. It turns out his blood was an aphrodisiac, so they all lapped it up and gave into their lusts.

THE END

>>26964984
if you are a dude that is pretty gay

>>26965078
http://music.hyperreal.org/artists/brian_eno/oblique/oblique.html

>>26965028

>>26965078
>not ending with AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED
I only read the last line, and I'm severe disappoint.