>>26949654
>Pinkie thread.
Imokwiththis.jpg

BUENO

>>26949654
So what do you guys want the main plot of season 2's Lyra/bonbon episode to be?

"Aheh... my bad, I sort of crashed into your hou-" "Oh gosh, I'm sorry, my p-" "OH GOSH. YOU'VE SEEN MY..." "What...? Y-you mean you...?"

Sugarcube corner be damned, Carrot Cake still sounds cuter than Carrot Top

>>26949723
Bon Bon discover's Lyra's human fetish and they do a little sexual role-playing

What about a Applejack thread?

Which pony has the best plot?

Is this a Pinkie thread? Can a Pinkie thread actually exist before dying within ten posts? Let's see.

So what makes Pinkie Pie an interesting character? Like her? Hate her? Why?

>>26949723
They should have a brief segment within the episode "22 Short Tales About Ponyville"

>>26949730
...No. Just... no.

>>26949752
I'm ok with that

>>26949762
The Cheese

>>26949730
finishing any of those sentences would have been nice.
wait, no, don't do it DONT DO IT

>>26949730
RD looks like she has an abnormal growth on her pelvis, we must amputate immediately.

Pinkie thread?

>>26949771

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

Kloudmutt is streaming

get in here, theres bound to be hotdogs

>>26949765

She's the indomitable innocent. Most threats in MLP:FIM are completely laughed off. Even Twilight Sparkle's most cutting sarcastic remarks are expertly deflected.
Pinkie Pie: "Um, Twilight, you've got a little something on your face there."
Twilight Sparkle: "Oh, really? Did your Pinkie Sense tell you that, too?"
Pinkie Pie: "Nah, I could just see it. *Trots away* La la la la la~"About the only thing she can't deflect is losing her friendship - after all, friendship trumps all in MLP:FIM.

I think that there's something very admirable about such a character, an incredible strength you can appreciate. Bonus: she's cute as a button!

>>26949765

>>26949810
Will do!

>>26949730
this-is-why-everyone-thinks-were-a-bunch-of-creepy-faggots.jpg

>>26949762
20 lbs of Fluttershy

>>26949771

With Lyra, BonBon, Derpy, Carrot, Romana, the Doctor and OPPP

>>26949752
I'm pretty sure nobody really likes the orange one....

Hi, everybody, how's your weekend going?

>>26949729

That bugs the fuck out of me when people talk about him, is he on the irc or something?

>>26949836
>livestream
mite b cool
>Kloudmutt
NOPE

>>26949869
more of this artist please, other than what was posted last thread

>>26949873
Fastidiously quickly, y tu?

>>26949865
this-is-why-everyone-thinks-faceless-is-a-creepy-faggot.jpg

>>26949873
it's wavering between very bad and very good

I think she has the saddest past of all the pony's, Fucking rock farm!

>>26949824
new Rubrony art?

>>26949892
darkpandax on Furaffinity.

Pinkie is so goddamn cute I just want to hug her so bad

>>26949873

This is a Pinkie thread, faggot. Nobody gives a shit about your weekend.

>>26949865
>caring what others think

>>26949901
Can't complain. KM always seems to start streaming whenever I try to start writing.

>>26949765
That's my hope, but because it's not porn or about a shit character it will never pick up.

pinkie time!

>>26949873

Pinkie thread and KM streming, so pretty good

She even looks cute when she's chewing

Oh sweet KM's streaming. Maybe Faceless will leave this thread for a while and request creepy bullshit because it seems most of the artists adore the shittiest tripfags.

>>26949934
I care. I care big time.

>>26949730
very bueno

>>26949873
Boring. By the way, I loved Five Ponies bro. I must've read that revolution diary thing a million times too, can't believe I didn't hear of it sooner.

I wish I could be Gummy just so I could be close to Pinkie

>>26949981
In before HOWDY Y'ALL Applejack and G1 vs. G4 thread?

>>26949943
Oh that can be distracting. I found that shutting off those distractions to be intensely helpful. Usually limiting myself to background music and nothing else. Gets things done quicker too.

>>26949654
Here you go! Here I am!
Pinkie Pie! Thank you ma'am!
This'll be a treat!
Pinkie Pie! Here I am!
While you eat!

>>26949993
Oh, thanks. That seems to have gotten a lot of word of mouth.

>>26949944
hey now, that's completely fucking true ;_;

Last night someone posted a Rainbow Dash x Male Rainbow Dash fic.

Any chance there were also, or will be in the future, additional fics of ponies paired with alternate male versions?
Twilight x Male Twilight is pretty much mandatory.

can someone pinkify this

>>26950014

Nervious Dances?

>>26949855
The operation was a huge success.

This was on ED this morning, but I think this video needs WAY more press.

Wu-Tang Clan + Ponies = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA

>>26950014

>>26950060
This is now an album covers thread.

We'll just go ahead and get the best one out of the way first.

>>26950054
Ask Cosmonaut when he gets here. He wrote it.

>>26950070
Needs to be cleaned up and shaded a little and it would be perfect.

>>26950085

>>26950070
Still looks weird.

>>26950076
It is true. Ponies make everything better.

>>26950089

>>26950104

>>26950117
They really do

>>26950101
I'm here to amputate, not to perfect.

>>26950069

I'm imagining Apple Bloom saying "I gotta pee real bad!"

and it makes me hard

>>26950129

>>26950054
I think he said that there was a Pinkie-Pie x Male Pinkie-Pie in the works.

>>26950186

>>26950054
Oh Yah, that was me. I'm mulling over it since it got okay feedback, and the requester liked it. Right now I'm finishing up Pinkie PiexPinkamine Diane Pie

Here's the link if anyone else wants a look, I left the ending open for a possible part two involving 2 Twilights

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1o7Wo4qlWMGJyADdepy28xzoiIK8X-NuUIAVIZmS_C28/edit?hl=en_US

>>26950182
Why you gotta be weird all the time, anonymous

>>26950014
Please take the fries off of my head. The basket is extremely hot.

>>26950208
So, does this mean that every pairing of characters has now been done, and we're resorting to shipping ponies with themselves?

>>26950182
You might have a problem. Like, a serious problem.

>>26950186
why did i laugh so hard...

>>26950212
No. You keep that basket on your head and you will like it!

>Pinkie thread dying, as expected

Pinkie SUCKS! Nobody likes her and she's a shitty pony (maybe this will bruise some jimmies and get a conversation underway, but probably not)!

>>26950186
This picture barely even registers as weird to me anymore

>>26949752
Applejack, you say?

>>26950229

Actually...this is technically the second time Dash has been shipped with herself haha.

>>26950243

all the dicks?.jpg

>>26950243
It's only been 20 minutes and we nearly have 100 posts

>>26950243
We need more pinkiepie

>>26950243
okie dokie loki
Which is actually probably a lot of the problem - pinkie doesn't need defending, because she doesn't take offense. Twilight has flat out called her a liar several times, Applejack called her retarded, Dash spends considerable amounts of effort just running away from her, so on

>>26950276
Here you go

>>26950297
Well, not all of them.

>>26950054
>dat image

>>26950264
Holy shit

>>26950208
I can unironically say I support shipping every last pony with their male self at least for the length of one comic. The Dash one was handled really well and just very amusing and seeing the others play off themselves would be great.

Twilight x Dusk would be a fun read even if Dash/Blitz didn't intervene. Though it might be even more amusing if they did indeed push things along.

>>26950297

Hey, those dicks ain't gonna suck themselves! Now get to work, I'm not paying any overtime if you can't finish the queue by quitting time!

I don't know about you all but this has been the funnest general i seen all week

>>26950342
I can't look at hotdogs the same way thanks to these generals.

>>26950243

I'm beginning to think nobody likes me and they think I'm a shitty pony!

>When Apple Bloom is diagnosed with a fatal illness, Applejack helps her earn her cutie mark while keeping her sickness a secret.

Apple Bloom: "You're gonna help me get a cutie mark tomorrow too, right?"

Applejack: "....Yes, Apple Bloom, yes I will...."

>>26950355
Are hot dogs even good with mayo anyway?

Is there a MS picture where humanized Applejack and Rarity are up in each others faces like they're angry, and their titties are pressing against each other? Or am I misremembering something else?

>>26950363

>>26950355
She got them from derpy

>>26950372
Ketchup, relish, and lettuce are the only things people should put on their hot dogs.

>>26950372
ketchup makes them slide in easier.

>>26950363
Who's a shitty pony?

>>26950322
True, Dash n Blitz had their fun for Half an Hour or so. In that time frame I can imagine those other 2 were at the very least interacting with each other (very awkwardly).
Depends on which way I want the story to swing, for example. Dash and Blitz barging in to find them tentatively making out or something...

>>26950382

Yes, Apples and Oranges

>>26950401
You is

Does anyone have that one chart that shows the guess of what the real episode flow would be.

I have no idea if that makes any sense

>because this guy doesn't get enough attention.

>>26950372
They're pretty good, but Pinkie needs the hotdogs to go down her throat faster.

>>26950314
...Y'know, the funny thing is that all I'd want in return if I saw Luna like that and gave her 100 times her highest price would be a hug and to see a smile on her face. ;_;

>pic vaguely related

>>26949890
but but but you need to go in there and tell him all about how your perception is so great and how he sucks and how he can do better to suit your art standards

>>26950401

shittie belle

>>26950423
>Neither did this

FUCK I CUT MYSELF SHAVING REALLY BAD

but on the plus side I have a really awesomely shaped goatee now
I just need to get some hair dye so it's the same color as my head hair because right now its this wussy blond color

>>26950410
Pinkie Pie?

>>26950450
this has nothing to do with ponies

>>26950446
How will she get her cutie mark with no legs?

>>26950413
Do you mean a timeline?

Too lazy to skim thread. What did I miss today?

I fucking love Pinkie, but there really isn't much to say about her. No amount of words could possible communicate as much as simply watching her for 5 minutes will do.

>>26950385

Now's my chance to seduce Pinkie!

>>26949855
Who doesn't like Pinkiepies partys?!

>>26950449
Been awhile since I've seen that.
Definitely a classic.

>>26950481
FUCK I CUT MY PONY SHAVING REALLY BAD

but on the plus side I have a really awesomely shaped mane now
I just need to get some rainbows so it's the same color as my head hair because right now its this wussy blond color

Now pony related

>>26950491
>too lazy
It's 135 posts you ninny

>>26950481
yes but you are my only friends

>>26950483

Are you kidding? She can't even get them WITH legs.

>>26950492
Make you feel Pinkie Keen?

>>26950492

Pinkie would be absolutely voracious in the bedroom, always coming up with creative new positions. She would wear you out and have you begging for mercy.

Every day would be a new adventure where you end up exhausted. She's a terror in the kitchen, so you would have to do most of the cooking or have takeout a lot.

As a mother, she would be the favorite of all the neighborhood kids (and insist they call her Auntie), as she would always have fun activities for them to do (and she would always join in). However, as evidenced by her interaction with Apple Bloom, she doesn't have much regard for kids' safety, so you'd probably need someone else to be the adult supervision.

>>26950532
Really faggot?

>>26950450
I woke up, got on 4chan then fapped myself raw. Then i went to sleep and woke up the next day to do exactly the same thing.

True story.

>>26950483
Fine, but she can only have 2 from now on

>>26950532
This nigga, trying to dick up ponys.

>>26950382
I know there's a colored version somewhere, but I don't have it on me.

Is anyone else actually pissed off at the amount of NSFW pony stuff now

I mean it was to be expected at first but now there's this huge overlap of Pony General and Pony R34 that's really tarnishing our reputation more than the usual amount of Rule34 does to a fanbase

>>26950509
Everyone dismisses it as tl;dr nowadays

>>26950404
>Shy Twilight x Dusk
>Awkwardly, hesitantly being 'naughty'
>In reality only mild stuff, kissing, making out
>All romantic/sexual knowledge has been gleaned from hackneyed and poorly-written fapfiction and soppy slash

>>26950532

I disagree. I think after 40-50 seconds of mindblowing sex, she'd leap up and say, "Hey, I just thought of a totally awesome prank we can play on Rainbow Dash! Come on, I'll explain on the way!" And then she'd grab you by the hand/hoof and drag you out as you rushed to pull some pants on over your bulging blue balls.

She's just to easily distracted. Face it, you would NEVER come with her.

>>26950555
Maybe if she had some wheels of some sort.

>>26949869
Are these on his Furaffinity? Checked and didn't see anyone.

>>26950561

I wish she'd back that ass up on to my dick

>Pinkie thread

mite b coo-

>Suck all the dicks
>Pinkie is a shit pony
>How hot would Pinkie be in bed
>No real discussion

Not as planned.

>>26950603
At least it's not another Trixie thread.

>>26950587

i'm okay with this

>>26950569
You must be new.

I think everyone goes through the same stages of thinking at one point.

>>26950593

>>26950569
>Reputation
Considering all the other 'orrible shit /co/ offers, I dont really care anymore.
Everyone else does it. To RS, AT, Homestuck, XJ9, Avatar and fuck man, nobody here is a saint.

>>26950503
...really?

>>26949818

Here's a pic for a Pinkie thread, then. :-)

>>26949558

I still think whoever drew these pics for the "Cupcakes" fanfic needs to redraw them with Pinkie having straight hair. They're just not accurate otherwise.

>>26950587
She's not "lolsorandom", she wants to make other people as happy as she is. That drives everything she does, from throwing parties, to baking, to the bedroom.

>>26950569
Slowly Sonic fans come for our pony's cuming

>>26950587
>She's just to easily distracted. Face it, you would NEVER come with her.
That's why you'd have to tie her up.

>>26950603
Pinkie sucks, all the dicks.

>>26950647
>Sonic
Stopped reading there.
http://www.sonic-online.com/sonicpassion/

>>26949718
ok, this pic made me sad. I would give one or two arms to have a girl like that.

>Pinkie Pie

>>26950675
How would you hold her with no arms anonymous

If I was Satan I could have granted your wish, taken both your arms and you would be kicking yourself right now.

Please think things out first.

>>26950675
But would you give up your legs?

>>26950397
I prefer sour kraut

>>26950675
You can't be an effective lover without arms.

>>26950569
What's worse, they earned the pedo reputation that some faggots tried to shove in our face in the beginning.
But looks like it's pointless bringing it up anyway. Just saying so you know you're not alone.

one night Rarity get drunk and then she see a colt and talk with him and this hapend the next day

hope you like

>>26950603
I'm not the only one who sees this picture like this, am I?

>>26950726
Can't unsee. Oh God.

>>26950726
Yes you are the only one.

>>26950726

>my nose is my mouth and I'm smiling

>>26950693
Party time!

>>26950726
Oh God. Why would you do this to me!?

>>26950719
having done it with arms bound once or twice I say it's bullshit.

>>26950726
>mindfuck

>>26950724
>my perfect superior pony waifu with snails

i hate it

>>26950726
Oh god I can't stop laughing

Hey, did you guys see we were on NPR?

http://www.npr.org/2011/06/18/137261565/bluff-the-listener

SAGAL: Your next story of someone reaching a new audience comes from Luke Burbank.

Mr. LUKE BURBANK (Podcaster, Too Beautiful to Live): When the Hub TV network launched it's reboot of the My Little Pony's TV franchise, My Little Pony's "Friendship is Magic," they hoped that by adding slightly more complex plots and jokes they might be able to snag a slightly older audience, like say, four year olds.

(Soundbite of laughter)

Mr. BURBANK: So imagine their surprise when the show became a huge hit with unemployed adult men in their 20s and 30s who call themselves bronies.

(Soundbite of laughter)

Mr. BURBANK: Bronies like 32-year-old Luke Allen of Albuquerque wile away their days posting fan videos on YouTube, trading ponies. "I'll give you a gently used Twilight Sparkle for that mint condition "Flutter Shy."

(Soundbite of laughter)

Mr. BURBANK: And likely setting off internet alarms everywhere by cruising My Little Pony chat rooms for the latest gossip.

(Soundbite of laughter)

Mr. BURBANK: They say they love the show for its excellent animation and subtle references to that other hallmark of high school celibacy, "Dungeons and Dragons."

(Soundbite of laughter)

Mr. BURBANK: For their part, the show's creators say they're pleasantly creeped out - flattered, by all the attention.

(Soundbite of laughter)

SAGAL: Bronies, men who like My Little Ponies, a little kid's TV show.

>>26950726

>>26950719
You can be a pretty effective pony

>suddenly
>pinkie hating everywhere

Why the fuck did this happen? If we're going to hate on a pony, can we at least hate on one that deserves it? Like Luna

>>26950724

Oh, wow! Now you're in serious trouble Rarity. You got the Snails!

Still taking requests? Can you do Pinkie and Snails in bed for this thread? Pinkie should be happy though, since nothing bothers Pinkie, as she's the party girl.

>>26950793
>That feel when you waifu is shipped with Snails

I say we ship Snails with Trixie.

>>26950693
>Twilight

Twilight Sparkle - Magic | Daybreak Glimmer - Entropy
Applejack - Honesty | Apple Sour - Deceit
Pinkie-Pie - Laughter | Gloomy-Loon - Despair
Rainbow Dash - Loyalty | Prism Flash - Treachery
Rarity - Generosity | Rapacity - Greed
Fluttershy - Kindness | Bittershade - Cruelty

[/randommusings]

>>26950820

>>26950812
>using a laugh track on a radio show

what is this I don't even

>>26950819
We can rebuild her...

>>26950569
I am.

I honestly don't care about pony rule 34 on a conceptual level but holy fuck, stop posting this shit 24/7. Nobody masturbates that much (at least without physically harming themselves).

>>26950812

>Bronies like 32-year-old Luke Allen

FUCK. Why is this man the face of all adult pony lovers? Can't we find a better representative, please?

>>26950812
This just finished it off for me, I'm officially calling anyone who refers to himself as a brony a faggot.

That is all.

>>26950820
Agreed, i fucking hate Luna's fanon shit.

>>26950812
Yeah. We know.

>WWDTM making fun of a nerdy subculture and generalizing the fuck out of people in said subculture

This should not shock anyone.

>>26950834
>Fluttershy

Twilight and Spike have the best dynamic of all. Seeing this comic made me realize we really do need Twilight "guiding" Spike through puberty or something, with all the protective, shy, know-it-all charm of a girl who gets all her knowledge from books.

>>26950843

Personally, I like inverse Twilight being the element of Madness, so the theme song goes "and madness makes it all complete!"

>>26950843
>opposite of magic is entropy

Twilight Sparkle can reverse entropy?
Well fuck

>>26950820
>Luna

...why would you say that?!?

>>26950865
>physically harming themselves

oh god this one guy who posted about his....uh...fuck it that was gross

>>26950887
>Applejack

>>26950693
>>26950834
>>26950887

>>26950874
I knew, the instant I saw that Wired article with that guy's picture front-and-center, that he was going to become the face of the fandom.

>>26950888

If you're gonna talk about the comic you might as well post the whole thing

>>26950881
Yeah, the only thing notable about it is that they're using that soundboard way too much. Lay off the canned laughter for a while, guys

>>26950812

people still listen to NPR?

>>26950918
>Rainbow Dash

>>26950918
>Rainbow Dash

>>26950900
Entropy in the loosest definition, which is the breakdown or disorganization of an ordered system. Basically Chaos, or Anarchy.

>>26950887
>Applejack

>>26950812
>trading ponies. "I'll give you a gently used Twilight Sparkle for that mint condition "Flutter Shy."

Wow they're just making shit up now

>>26950833
I thought common sense dictated from the start, "How about we ship Snails with nobody?". But noooo, these faggots had to go all troll and hipster "ironically" liking snails... welp, everyone loses.

Inb4 someone goes "why do you think it's a trooolllll?". You know why he doesn't get shipped with Gilda? Because like, all of 3 folks care about her or whatever.

>>26950449
If only it were true

>>26950940
Sorry, just posting the best part.
Something so adorable about her trying to help out Spike hiding that thing

>>26950900

She might be able to. We've seen her create things out of thin air (doors, mustaches, etc.). Without knowing how much energy it costs to perform these spells, we can't accurately assess whether she's obeying the 2nd law of thermodynamics. Or the law of conservation of matter, for that matter.

>>26950958
>Rarity

>>26950812
I don't care what third-rate media outlets think nor what people who listen to them think, but I'm starting to worry that all of this "ALL BRONIES ARE CREEPY UNEMPLOYED PEDOPHILES" shit might get through to Hasbro and influence their (already fairly stupid) business decisions.

>>26950587

>whyboner

especially imagining MS humanized pinky
>>26949718

>>26950940
>last 2 panels

I love AJ being so blunt

OCs are now allowed on EqD i knew this would happen eventually

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/drawfriend-stuff-oc-ponies-edition-3.html#comments

why does everything i love turn to shit

>>26950958
Donkey!

>>26950952
>2011
>not listening to NPR

>>26950820
Yeah, but everyone hates Luna. It's just boring to talk about because everyone agrees that Luna is horrible in every way while Celestia is the best.

>>26950952
No, that's why they have donation drives perpetually now.
They used to be annual.

>>26951000
>Pinkie Pie

>>26950981
Snails would have potential to be an interesting male side character if only Snips died

>>26950972
>Sweetie Belle!

>>26950981
>Liking Snails ironically

I fucking hate you guys so much.

>>26951030
I concur

>>26950812

subtle references to that other hallmark of high school celibacy, "Dungeons and Dragons."

such as?

>>26950961

entropy = log(# of quantum states)

So magic can reduce the number of quantum states?

>>26951036
I sincerely like Snails

Irony is too mainstream

>>26951017

>Yeah, but everyone hates Luna. It's just boring to talk about because everyone agrees that Luna is horrible in every way while Celestia is the best.

Nigga, wat? Luna is one of the most popular characters on the show. Not around these parts, but elsewhere. She's always around the top of the popularity polls.

I just watched inglorious basterds

holy fuck that Hans Landa

>>26951034
>she's eating chocolate

>>26951034
Hooray!

Snails is the manliest foal around.

I'd lick him clean.

>>26951084
>just watched it now

sloowwwwwpooooookin'

>>26951062
Cultural Dictionary
entropy [( en -truh-pee)]

A measure of the disorder of any system, or of the unavailability of its heat energy for work. One way of stating the second law of thermodynamics — the principle that heat will not flow from a cold to a hot object spontaneously — is to say that the entropy of an isolated system can, at best, remain the same and will increase for most systems. Thus, the overall disorder of an isolated system must increase.

Note : Entropy is often used loosely to refer to the breakdown or disorganization of any system: “The committee meeting did nothing but increase the entropy.”

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Entropy

I suppose just flat Chaos would work better though. The -true- anti-thesis of Magic (Science) just really isn't all that threatening.

>>26951064
No you don't.

>>26951067
Shes a little emo bitch like all her fans.
Oh SHIT

>>26951034
oh gosh sweetiebelle you're so adorable
wook at your fwuffy hair

>>26950940

Simpsons did it.

>>26951067
Guess who you're talking to.

>>26951100
eh, I watched JAWS two months ago

>>26951099
>Sucking your own dick makes you manly

>>26951103
Magic isn't really the opposite of science in the show, though. Twilight has a fascination with astronomy & stargazing and uses the scientific method (see Feeling Pinkie Keen). In fact, her soapbox rant in that episode seems to suggest that magic follows the laws of nature just like anything else

>>26951156
Fucking another man makes you even manlier.

>>26951099
I swear to god I literally had a dream last night where Snails was the most hung colt in Ponyville

This information was somehow framed in a musical number as information in the show sometimes is.
Twilight Sparkle came upon him relaxing in a kiddie pool in his yard, floating on his back on a little inner tube, and I don't know if he was just not paying proper attention or had a stiffy or what but he was pretty... visible.

Twilight Sparkle was taken aback and all wide-eyed about it, almost intimidated, and Snails got all embarrassed and apologetic and tucked the damn thing away in his trunks, then quickly headed off to avoid the awkward confrontation.

I'm not making this up to be funny or get a reaction this is a dream I literally just had last night
What the fuck
I think I'm beyond helping.

>>26951156
It's a trial of vigor, endurance and agility.

>>26951008

>>26951125
Did you say something, Anon? I think it was something like, "Luna is best pony," right?

>>26951067
Shit fans for a shit pony.

I remember when madmax was the only Luna fan.

>>26951192
Obviously

More men=manlier

>>26951195
The fuck?

>>26951200
No, it just means you have the right combination of flexibility and dick length

>>26951195
if only I could dream vividly about awkward pony situations

>>26950665

Guys I'm going to marry Applejack who is going to be minister?

>>26951195
I don't even know anymore.

>>26951201

>>26951210
Flawless logic.

This is the very first pony thread I visited since the season finale, and what do see? The break is way worse than I feared it would be.

>>26951195

im 12 and whats this

>>26951204
I said shes a emo bitch who should be sent back to the moon with all her fans!

Wait, we really don't like Luna? I always just say she's shit because she's basically the whipping boy of the series. I actually love Luna.

>>26951129
>Simpsons did it.
I like that I mentioned, when posting it, that the punchline was actually Groening's, and since then everyone has taken every opportunity to point it out when posted that the last line was not original, as though I had tried to subtly sneak it by and pass it off as my own (in some sort of legitimate presentation no less, instead of just some stupid picture on the internet).

But the really telling part is these people who try to pass it off as "oh, I caught that, I know where that's from" instead of just aping what I said don't even know where it's from.
Because it's NOT from the Simpsons.

>>26951238
But i'm applejack's husbando , i even have a certificate.

>>26951201

That's too funny not to like. As long as the OC drawers stay at that level of retardation, I can enjoy it for the sheer mind-boggling stupidity.

>>26951261
And it's only going to get worse.

How should I name my pony? And should I brand him with cutie mark?

>>26951238
>>26951289
>Marrying an inferior pony

>>26951192

I saw an episode of The Jerry Springer Show, and the topic was "Transvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy was on with his "girlfriend," and he was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I. But it got me thinking about what is and isn't gay.


Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a women is straight. Even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock," is straight.

Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight.

Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.

Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It is neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more other women only is straight.

Here's an interesting one: Kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay.

See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up.

>>26950999
I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that magic does indeed break the laws of physics.

>>26951322
Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."

Ok, you got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants you've ever seen, even if you're saying to him "Suck it, bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore!" that's gay.

Conversely, if a woman straps on a dildo, and you're dressed like a woman, and you're sucking her cock, and she's saying, "You like it, don't you? You like sucking my dick you little fucking faggot," and then she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "You love it you little pussy boy! You love getting fucked in the ass. I'll bet you wish I was a man! I'll bet you wish this was a real cock, you fucking faggot!" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before, that's still straight.

But then, if you go off to the bar, and discuss this, or any other sexual experience with guys, that's gay.

Here's the most interesting one. Sucking a guys cock can, under certain rare circumstances, be straight. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the others sex slave for an entire night... you know, the kind of stuff that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time. And you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy. That's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it isn't.

>>26951261
Really? Seems like the average sort of thread we always had while the season was still going after we exhausted any topics for the newest episode over the weekend

>>26951178
If magic existed IRL, though, it'd still fall under "natural processes". People would still strive to understand it, and the word "magic" would come to mean something else.

>>26951201
You're a piece of shit and I hate you. I hope you die. I hope something really, really bad happens to you and you die in a humilating position. Like that guy who fell on that log and got impaled on his ass and died in hospital while they were trying to remove the giant piece of tree from his ass. Or you go into a batcave and fall over, and get tonnes of batshit in your beard, and then even though you get out, the bat shit fumes from the beard make you pass out and the bats eat you and all anyone finds after is your shit covered beard.

piss lizard fuck ass

>>26951234
And will to do it.

>>26951206
NO U
And she never was the only fan.

>>26951261
It already sucked some time before the season finale. Some threads improved AROUND the season finale.

>>26951273
...are you SURE you want to go down this path, Anon?

The consequences might be...

...unpleasant...

>>26951178
This. Magic is all about them covariant derivatives.

She is a good pony

>>26951404
It's pony math, man

>>26951373
What if it was known as magic for thousands of years because its inner mechanisms were unknown, but later on it was finally explained and shown to obey the laws of nature?

In that case they might still call it magic just because that's what it was always traditionally called

>>26951277

It's from Life in Hell, right?

I coulda sworn I saw pretty much the same joke in an episode of The Simpsons but google isn't returning anything. It's not like Groening's never transplanted jokes from Life In Hell into the Simpsons.

>>26951289
technically it's "hasubando"

>>26951404
>drawing a planet in the middle of an equation

wat

>>26951388
>>26951349

Yeah, you're probably right, I may just remember those time this way. But still, this is pretty bad. Is it always like this, porn and unrelated bullshit all day long?

>>26951135
but that's just it, Luna is the other Celestia. She's important, but fucking completely absent for some reason. Fanon bullshit fills the void

>>26951398
Bang, zoom, straight to the Moon!

>>26951388
>implying any male, if they could, would not take the opportunity to suck their own dick at least once

>>26951276
We love Luna, it's just some fairly low-tier trolling.

>Pinkie Pie gets her own thread after so long
>Everybody is pissed off in it

Why?

>>26951427
It'd have a different name, though, or we'd have a different name for our current concept of magic. Magic will never exist simply because that's what it is - stuff working in ways that cannot be explained. Modern science is not the origin of logic, there has never been a time in human history where we would NOT have tested it and found its limits, and rules.

>>26949924

Yep.

>>26951483
...not quite, Anon.

See you later. In your nightmares.

>>26951524
we can't all be as happy as you, pinkie
I'm sorry, I try.

>>26951524
Because she sucks so hard it pisses off people.

>>26951524
She's a tolerable pony, but she's not the best at anything.

>>26951524
Such is life.

WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY LAND

>>26951528
'bout damn time you responded anon. Or are you secretly Rubrony himself?

>>26951524
Everyone's trying to dick her over so ow we have to troll the emo fans of luna.

Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe -- thank you, ma'am!
This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe! Here I am, while you eat!
Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot.[/.spoiler]

>>26951564

Nope.

>>26950831
here you have hope you like

>>26951560
Reminds me of that old Pokemon Red&Blue commercial

>>26951490
>is ultra-flexible

>has been able to perfom yoga poses that would make such a feat possible

>does not suck own dick

>>26951524
Somebody is actually angry? I'm having a blast. I mean, it's not a great thread but at least there's something going on besides porn dumps. Cheer up, Pinkie!

>>26951594
why are you drawing troll requests now?

>>26951625
>troll
I don't think that word means what you think it does.

>>26951594

>>26951594
now do Trixie

>>26951525

I think you're putting too much emphasis on how you personally define 'magic.' Don't forget that magic in virtually every RPG ever follows a specific set of comprehensible rules, even if the underlying mechanisms are not understood (as seems to be the case in FiM). Yet nobody argues that a magic-user in D&D isn't doing 'magic' because his powers are the result of testable, repeatable actions.

is everyone in here a girl? I have no idea why you guys are so obsessed with this show. I watched the first 4 eps because none of you would shut up about this show and I think I overdosed on cute cause I blacked out and woke up with a carrot up my ass. What's so amazing about some ponys that give you diabetes just by looking at them? Show is fucked up and so are all of you.

>I'm gonna fill your hoo-ha with my goofjuice!

>>26951429
>It's from Life in Hell, right?
Damn right

I wouldn't trade Golden Age Simpsons for it, since it was so good, but man, I'll always wonder what it would have happened if Groening hadn't chickened out at the last second and changed his premise.
I wonder what a Life in Hell cartoon would have been like.

>>26951644
Oh sorry

It's because the anon admitted requesting Snails x Pinkie just for trolling
so I assumed the purpose of drawing Snails x Pinkie trolling pics was for trolling

Just a few more months...

>>26951654
Because that's not real, and magic IS the best word to define that. It's the best word for FiM too, because that's what it is - magic.

And it's not my definition, it's the dictionary definition. Producing effects by means which do not follow the laws of nature - but if magic were real, it would be PART of the laws of nature, so could not fulfil its own definition.

Best pony thread?

>>26951693
>drawing
I meant requesting

>>26951647
that was the first i did

>>26951661
>there is no good futa pinkie art
>sadhorse.jpg

>>26951655
Yes, everyone here is a girl.

>>26951661
>press my party button with your pony rod

>>26951735
Dash next please!

>>26951753

Do want!

>>26951712
About four, if estimates hold. Do you think pony general will continue all the way through? Its starting to seem like it will.

>>26951243
wherefore doesn't mean why, does it?

>wherefore art thou Romeo
why are you Romeo?

>>26951737
We should fix this.

y/n?

>>26951594

>Pinkie did Snails 50 times in one sitting

All the dicks.

>>26951693
Muddying the issue with fancy logics...

>>26951473
Once in a while, the worse tripfags (and some of the anons, apparently) fuck off and we get a decent thread, maybe with unrelated stuff, but decent at least. Not at this time, though.

>>26951804
>why are you Romeo
That is in fact literally what she meant

>>26951807
N

>>26951807

n

>>26951723

I'm not sure I understand--are you saying that it's okay for us to call what the ponies do magic because things don't work that way in our world, but they should call it something else because that is how their world operates?

>>26951807
n

>>26951807
no, its fucked

>>26951800
I had my doubts at first, but now it looks like MLP generals will indeed continue all the way through.

>>26951807
Eh, whatever.

>>26951737
>good
>futa
>...
>2011

>>26951854
>>26951855
>>26951870
>>26951872
I'll take that as a maybe

>>26951800
Yep, been over a month now and we're still going on as normal. Let's just hope the next season is good enough to keep us here

>>26951870
>>26951855
>>26951854
HIVE MIND!!!

>>26950516
Should I make the new thread?

>>26951843
Oh, so she really meant, "why are you one of those?" Okay duh

>>26951866
I don't even know what I'm saying any more. I think my original point is that while "magic" IRL is the opposite of science, it wouldn't be if it actually existed, so in a universe with magic it wouldn't be incompatible.

But yeah, the ponies probably have another word that means our definition of magic. Or maybe not, twilight would probably have used it talking about curses and shit.

new thread please


come on

>>26952024
No. This is the last pony thread ever.

>>26951931
do it mofo

>>26952056
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