Hello

>>26936362

>>26936319
> casual fuckbuddies

I'm currently fucking my ex. I don't think it's casual any more. I think she wants emotional validation and emotional support like she'd get from a boyfriend.

If I give it, I'm gonna be a boyfriend again. Fuck, what do?

Don't mind if I do.

>>26936362
Can we do like last time and give here another depressing soap opera backstory?

people hate my threads. but I would love trixie unconditionally. People also hate trixie.

>>26936362
I can think of a few reasons why not.

>>26936391
i dont like you anymore. added to filter.

>>26936410

>>26936391
Hang on its going to be a bumpy ride!

>>26936404
Run.

>>26936416
MY LIFE DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

THERE'S A HORSE ON THE THIRD PAGE OF THIS COMIC SO IT'S RELEVANT FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE

>>26936391
>mfw all I did was stare at how well made that was.

>>26936362
She's a fine character and all, but you people have given her WAY more depth than she actually has

>>26936435

>>26936422
>>26936410
That was my schtick!
Also fuck yeah Trixie thread.

>>26936411
state them

>>26936404
Think about all the ways that would be a bad thing, and all the ways it would be a good thing, then decide.

Lyra and Bon Bon are so adorable together

>>26936441
I stared at all of the lumps. I know it's fairly normal for penises, but wow I'm glad I dont swing that way.

>>26936411
Go on...

wingboners confirmed for precedent

>>26936463
Well I'm kind of in the market for a boyfriend, so there's thtat.

>>26936435
>mfw the stereotypical nigger will never appreciate his place in america versus his place in africa

>>26936401
Thanks for the better quality version. Replacing mine.

>>26936455
Because she's a bitch
And she no longer has the best color scheme
Pic related.

Hey what if Trixie x Celestia

>>26936443
I think most of the depth that we've given her is feasible, at least.

Unlike Luna.

>>26936452
nite poni

>>26936484
...Is that a plus to getting back with her, or a minus?

>>26936391
why the FUCK did i click that

So, what trip/namefags from pony threads do you have filtered? I've got ponie/sp/onies and faceless blocked.

[ Your Great and Powerful Link Board ]
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deviantArt group:
http://trixie-minions.deviantart.com/

Trixie Fanfiction collection
http://trixie-minions.deviantart.com/blog/40937182/

MLP:FiM episode 6: Boast Busters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv20tte60ak

Ponibooru:
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/Trixie/1

Ponychan:
Trixie thread: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pic/res/142075.html

Equestria Daily:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/search/label/The%20Great%20and%20Powerful%20TRIXIE

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Wiki:
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Trixie

TV Tropes:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E6BoastBusters
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>>26936494
I agree with both of your opinions.

>>26936503
I don't really know about that

>>26936528
>>26936441
I'm with this guy

>>26936516
I'd say a minus, since, y'know, I want to fuck gents and not validate yet another straight girl.

>>26936528
>mfw this is my spray on steam

>>26936529
Applejuice. I know he quit (again) and is posting anonymously (AGAIN) but when he comes back, my filter will be ready for him.

And Lucid. And any comment mentioning Lucid.

>>26936433
>>26936507

Apple Bloom assuming direct control of thread.

Got to say tonight's gen is a lot less depressing then yesterdays shit was awful.

Well then, I would have to say that it sounds like you're best getting out of it.

>>26936559
Havn't seen lucid in a long time...

>>26936551
Just making sure.

>validate another straight girl
So you're a bi guy, then? Or is this other girl trying to pretend she's a lesbian?

>>26936572
This is a response to
>>26936551

>>26936358
Did you fall asleep there?

>>26936564
Shes my favorite, Pic related.

>>26936567
Wait, which one?

These two need to fuck

>>26936590
Maybe he mixed up the order of what he was planning to do.

>i go to paheel to fap to pones
>i see my shitty dash shoops are there that i spent 5sec in mspaint making
>mfw

why

Delivering fapfic request: Rainbow Dash x Rainbow Blitz

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1o7Wo4qlWMGJyADdepy28xzoiIK8X-NuUIAVIZmS_C28/edit?hl=en_US

>>26936607
This is karma

>>26936607
>goes to paheal for pony porn
>first mistake

Seriously, it's all shit

>>26936607
>fap to pones

>>26936507
nite. sorry I said you were unimportant

>>26936600
And this is how Vinyl Scratch became a mute.

>>26936576
I'm a bi male. Just realized how gay I was recently, and frankly I need to stretch my wings.

Getting used as a pillow, not so bueno.

>>26936600
>>26936643
Man, I want to write a fic between these two.

But I just can't seem to think of any reason why they'd be romantically interested in each other. They're opposite sides of the coin, one is techno, the other is classical.

>>26936643
Lyra is a mute

>>26936613
TLD Then they fucked!

>>26936600
Scratch is a better character.

>>26936613
Up next I'm not sure about. I have Rule 63 Pinkie x Dash, and vica-versa. But if Chisterys taking that request then I'm not sure what to do now.
Vat next?

>>26936671
that's what I paid for

>>26936613
>guy who requested this here
Sweet.

What exactly do you all find erotic/fappable about ponies?

Seriously, I checked out the show. It's nice, considering it's a cartoon with pre-teen/adolescent females as its nominal target audience. However, I just don't see anything erotic.

>>26936362
Heh, when in Rome

>>26936607
>make joke about rainbow dash beating off scootaloo through not-so-clever wordplay
>suddenly it's fanon that scootaloo has a dick

these things just happen sometimes

>>26936662
Octavia is tired of doing what her mother wants
besides, she feels lonely

>>26936715
I knew you couldn't just be doing that in my threads

>>26936713
I'm sorry. Have you seen DAT PLOT?

Gentlemen and ladies, please refer this person to THE PLOT.

One-post quickfic! First reply!

>>26936685
do it!
variety is good

VONYL SCROTCH

>>26936743
one day
Rainbow dash fucked Pinkie Pie

the end

>>26936743
boner

>>26936743
Snips getting his cutie mark.

>>26936713
It's different and exotic

>>26936753
Oh. My. God. They're multiplying.

>>26936753
who keeps making these
and why can't they improve jesus christ

>>26936713
It's impossible to tell what will turn a person on. Keep an open mind, and you'll almost certainly surprise yourself.

>>26936753
I haven't seen this one yet...

I guess as long as whoever's making them is happy.

So, is Synchtube down/messing up right now? I can't get into Filly's room, and there are error messages.

>>26936713
They're cute and I want to fuck them in the face.

>>26936753

This one looks... a bit better than the others. At least the shape of the head, which to me was the most strikingly bad feature in the others.

hey i found this picture of spike

Why must we pervert everything we love. Because we are men!

>>26936713
I keep telling myself that they're all just joking.

I might believe it eventually.

>>26936792

>>26936607
Dude, I drew a picture of a blimp fucking another blimp once as a joke in a thread and then I saw that someone uploaded it later on paheal

>>26936792

fucking inflationfags

it's one of the few fetishes I just don't understand the appeal of at all, along with feet, piss, and scat.

>>26936771
I'm not asking why as in "why do you fap to ponies?" I'm asking why as in "what exactly do you find erotic about them?"

>>26936755 one day Rainbow dash fucked Pinkie Pie the end

Someone already wrote that one. It's called Rocket To Insanity. Also, you just wrote it. So I don't have to.

>>26936820
Vore pisses me off the most because its fans seem to think that it's not guro when it really is

>>26936709
Hope you like it.
>>26936750
Fiiiiiine

>>26936820
I'll agree with you on the rest, but though I don't have one, I understand people who like feet.

Well, except the really weird fringe ones into crushing and shit, who are unfortunately over-represented.

>>26936820
(clean) feet can be cute, I can understand the appeal
scat and piss are just for ridiculous fucks with brain problems

Character analysis: Trixie

On-stage, Trixie refers to herself in the third person ("The Great and Powerful Trixie") and performs the typical entertainer shtick: Fantastic claims of the "most spectacular feats of magic" and bragging about unbelievable feats such as defeating the Ursa Major and being the most powerful unicorn in all of Equestria. Up-staging hecklers is a common trait of stage performers, making fools of detractors with witty verbal retorts and ad-libbing.

Trixie, however, does not shake off the boos, but instead becomes visibly annoyed when jeered, sometimes even picking fights with members in the audience who have done nothing to provoked her (Twilight multiple times). She heckles them back in typical performer style ("Seems like any pony with a dash of good sense would think twice before tussling with the Great Trixie.", "Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that rat's nest you call a mane?") and accepts challenges from the "neigh-sayers", insisting she can do anything better than they can. She seldom one-ups their feats, but instead humiliates them (binding Applejacks legs), and in some cases, assaults them (striking Rainbow Dash with a lightning bolt). She has no objection with taking it "too far" or upsetting the audience (Ruining Rarity's hair. The audience did not cheer unlike the acts before it). Trixie puts her own ego above entertaining the audience.

>>26936820
You forgot Futa... oh wait /co/ loves it.

>>26936792
How horrifying and gross.

you want one

what if Trixie x Cheerilee?

>>26936839
>though I don't have one

A foot fetish that is. The way I constructed the sentence makes it sound like I don't have feet.

>>26936846
>doesn't like dick

ha, ha, faggot

>>26936362

Trixie's arrogance, as well as her showy demeanor, was designed from the start to bother people. While she has been successful in that regard with many fans (Rarity's similar behavior seems to disenchant fans as well), she had the complete polar opposite effect with others. The beautiful pony with the wizard garb and the theatrical presentations has captivated so many fans, her popularity despite being a one-shot character is just unbelievable.

>>26936792

How old is that? The design of the ponies and the artwork suggests an older time. Is this- could it be, Pre-FiM Rule 34? What an amazing find that would be!

>>26936864
No, more like lesbian.

>>26936846

>>26936842
Off-stage, Trixie is no different. Her haughty attitude and impatience with Snips and Snails was still present. She still refers to herself (by stage name, even) in the third person ("Trixie thought she said the Great and Powerful Trixie did not want to be disturbed!"). Much like while performing, she will attempt to prove herself as the best, even when the odds are heavily stacked against her (TRYING to defeat the Ursa Minor). Given her attitude and dialog before running off (“You may have vanquished an Ursa Minor, but you will never have the amazing, show-stopping ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie!"), it could be assumed that her personality on stage is not an act.

Although her claims of being "the greatest equine who has ever lived" is a bunch of hooey, Trixie's magical prowess is nothing to turn one's nose up to. Her powers are still much greater than that of normal unicorns. Her cutie mark (a magic wand with a sparkling streak) implies that her talent lies in performance magic, opening her to a greater range of skills. Magician magic such as making flower appear comes naturally to her (such as Rarity's gem-finding ability). She is versed in a variety of spells, such as materializing objects (making flowers appear), telekinesis (controlling rope), manipulating refracted light, and even low-level weather manipulation (clouds and lightning). Her casting times are extremely short and exhibits no labored effort or need for rest.

>>26936871
>What an amazing find that would be!
No. There's plenty, it's just so shitty that 99% of it never made it farther than netscape.

>>26936871
Well, it does say '02.

Maybe that means 2002?

>>26936825
That was a different kind of fucking over though.

>>26936839
>>26936841

I like cute feet. But not gross feet.

>>26936876
>>26936882

And then this became way more relevant.

I just kept wondering why all the mane cast were being such loud mouthed bitches in the first place that episode.

>>26936883
Trixie's "feats of magic" are not much more advanced that basic show-pony tricks (hence her name). Assuming that cutie marks are a factor for what type of magic a unicorn excels in, the odds of her learning "advanced" skills (wings for non-Pegasus ponies) are slim, as they are outside of her field of profession. In terms of raw ability, Twilight easily outclasses the blue little pony in every way, and she doesn't seem as capable of controlling multiple objects simultaneously as Rarity, possibly due to a lack of necessity.

Despite these short-comings, Trixie's magic is nothing to scoff at, as she still has a large arsenal of magic tricks used to entertain audiences as well as for defending herself.

>>26936898
hnnnnnnggg

MS needs to draw more feet

it looks like the kloudmutt derpy pic is almost finished. im sure it will be reposted in every thread forever.

>>26936914
>Trixie
>Tricksy
>Tricks

Holyfuckwhydidn'tIgetthatuntiljustnow

>>26936914
Yeah but... She's still kind of a bitch.

Her overall magical skills are still probably impressive, like you said.

>>26936824

I can't speak for all, but I find my physical preferences matter little if I like a personality enough. So if I like a character for non-sexual reasons, I'll likely come to find them sexually appealing sooner or later as well

>>26936903
Trolls bring out the worst in people.

>>26936939

>>26936937
I like kloud and think his stuff's cute, but I hope in the future he develops a better shading method.

>>26936846

I don't like futa, but I can kinda understand why some find it sexy. As a bifag, I can enjoy dick and tits, just not in one package. But I guess some people do like to have it all in one package.

>>26936841

Feet are just freaky looking. They're misshapen hands with abnormally stretched palms and stubby dwarf fingers. Spread out the fingers on your hand and it makes the shape of a semi-circle, quite pleasing to the eye. Toes have less articulation and when you move them they just kinda wiggle around aimlessly. Feet are just freaky and I prefer not to think about them.

>>26936883
>Her haughty attitude and impatience with Snips and Snails was still present.

To be fair... it's Snips and Snails we're talking about here.

>>26936945
She's still my least favorite character, but I decided to do a little analysis of her just for funsies, hoping to understand why people like her so much.

Also, I wanted to prove that her bitchiness was not part of the act, but simply that she's just a huge bitch.

I'm kind of pony curious. Any good youtube channels with high quality episodes?

>>26936990

Take your pick:
No Watermarks: http://www.youtube.com/user/MenloMarseilles
High Quality: http://www.youtube.com/user/angrytigerP

>>26936975
i just cant help but feel bad for RD and Rarity fans since flopfics/art always have them with dicks, dicking up the rest of the cast.

>>26936990
http://www.youtube.com/user/MAST3RLINKX

trixie's a bad character but at least she's better than that rarity bitch

>>26936927
Or just ink and finish that one. I'd love that.

>>26936945

>Yeah but... She's still kind of a bitch.

Of course she is a bitch, that's what gives her character. Would you like a docile Raphael from TMNT? A placid Vegeta? Fuck no, why would you want that? The fact they are arrogant and think they are hot shit is the trait of the characters. It's what makes them what they are. You either love them, or you hate them. You obviously don't like Trixie so that kind of personality is not your thing. No big deal, I don't like soft and cutesy characters, like Fluttershy. In fact, I can't stand them. They bore me to fucking tears.

What the fuck it's 1:30 in the morning I thought it was no later than 11

confound these ponies, they drive me to lose track of time

>>26937014

I prefer that to Rainbow Dash getting dicked by any one else.

>>26937009
>>26937017

thanks

>>26936834
I did indeed like this.

>>26937014
I lucked out then since I don't mind dicks

>>26936834
oh now that i know its not just some OC i will read it now

>>26937014
>>26937048
I like Dash as a lesbian and I try to keep it that way. But, hey, requests.

>>26937041
I hate Trixie, but I will admit that Fluttershy is my least favorite of the core cast. She got popular through short scenes instead of whole episodes.

But her fan art is fucking adorable.

>>26937041
I usually like Raphael from the old cartoon. Well, I did when I actually watched it anyway. I see your point, but I guess it's just a character-by-character judgement for me.

Raphael comes off as an ass, but he was still mostly loyal to his brothers and everything, and put up with their shit that annoyed him for the good of the group.

Maybe there's just not enough positive things about Trixie to outweigh the bitch part in my mind.

>>26937122
what do the Applejack fans ask for?
What fans?

>>26937057
Super
>>26937107
It's weird writing dialogue for him. It has to be Dash but at the same time different. So swearing and betting (manly things boys do)
>>26937122
Feh, boring. I like to think that she's guarded, but willing.

>>26937122

That's pretty noble, man.

>>26937149
They exist.

The answer is Mac dickings.

>>26937130
There's really not enough anything about Trixie. You get the stage show where she's bitchily vindictive about neighsayers, you get her being haughty until put into danger, you get her doing her best to deal with the situation with her meager power, and you get her running away in a huff when she's lost face.

The episode was more about developing Twilight, anyway.

>>26937149

>>26937149

I ask for Applejack with Rarity.

>>26937149
Lots and lots of incest. Mac and Applebloom. Once with Braeburn. Once with Uncle Orange.

I think there might be two requests, out of lots, where she's not fucking family.

No fans? Nah, I got more requests for her than any other character.

>>26936713
Agreeing with this anon. But... ya know... rule 34 and all. <_<

>>26937130

>Maybe there's just not enough positive things about Trixie to outweigh the bitch part in my mind.

Well, Trixie did stay put to take on the Ursa Minor when it began to destroy the town. She could have ran, if she wanted to. She's certainly aware of her limits and knew she couldn't beat it, but she did try. It would have been easy enough for her to go run into a house, but she was so close to the Ursa during the battle that it nearly fell on her. Other than Twilight, she was the only one to help.

Whatever her reasons were for risking her life, I think that warrants some respect.

>>26937199
Why do you suppose that is?

I don't think I ever had to request an AJ story because FoA kept doing it for me.

>>26937217
Because she's got a southern accent and it's a widely known stereotype that southern people partake of incest.

>>26937166
>The episode was more about developing Twilight, anyway.

Yeah, she managed to break a bit of her introverted shell in the episode. She seemed a little too unwilling to have a simple competition with Trixie, since her friends were encouraging her to do it. But she is pretty good at misreading things, so that didn't help her either.

Pinkie is Twist's big sister

>>26937205

Probably wouldn't have agreed with you as much if wasn't wasn't as adorable.

>>26937236

>if that pic wasn't as adorable

It's 3 in the morning fuck.

"Dad? Why did you and mom call me Snips?" asked Snips, petulantly.

Mr. Orchid put down the newspaper and sighed. (His mustache puffed out with the breeze.) "I guess you're old enough. Sit. This might take a while."

---

The three young unicorns Gold Orchid, Rusty Teakettle, and Marsh Post were the best of friends. They did everything together. They threw rocks at birds, they tussled with the schoolyard threesome of earthpony fillies that got on their nerves, they tried levitating things higher than each other, and generally, they were colts being colts.

As they got older, Gold was the best at getting ladies, so he would be wingman while hooking the other two up. Marsh was the first to get married, but within months, Rusty and Gold had a dual wedding with their brides, twin unicorn mares named Sherry and Chardonnay.

Since they got married so close together, it was no surprise that their blushing brides were soon expecting. When the doctors delivered the news that each was pregnant with colts, Rusty was the one with the brilliant idea of naming their sons after that old nursery rhyme.

Puppydog Tails didn't survive birth. Rusty and Sherry were devastated. Soon after, Sherry got a better job in Hoofington, so they moved away.

---

Snips looked sad. "That's a horrible story, Dad."

Mr. Orchid nodded. "Tell ya what, let's all go to the park this weekend, us and Mom, and Marsh's family. We haven't talked much lately."

And at the picnic, Snips recognized his talent for cutting the crusts off of sandwiches.

-end-

>>26936762 Snips getting his cutie mark.
>>26936756 boner
Standard biological method involves that.

>>26937205
Indeed. Most other Miles Glorious character just run away and don't do jack shit. Trixie even admitted later on that she had made the story up (and in first person, even). She may be loud, obnoxious and overconfident, but it's at least hinted that there might be an honestly good pony within her.

Also her cart would make a bitchin' playset. Get on this, Hasbro.

>>26937228

>bookworm constantly mis-reading things in real life

Poor twilight, and with that I'm off. Tomorrow night expect Pinkie PiexPinkamina Diane PiexTwilightxDash. Then those other 2 requests.

>>26937217
Well, I guess her brother is one of the few males in the show. So if you happen to be an incest fetishist, that's where you turn to.

Either that or Luna and Celestia, which is also popular

>>26937199

>No fans? Nah, I got more requests for her than any other character.

Maybe because samefags sit in your thread on FiMchan asking for the same shit with a different flavor, over and over under a trip, then as anon, then back again. I know this because I do it too and you'll never be the wiser.

>>26937264
>Pinkie PiexPinkamina Diane PiexTwilightxDash

>>26937261
>it's at least hinted that there might be an honestly good pony within her.
>Trixie
>good

late night perty music
brought to you by dinofag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4yzijj1Dqg

>>26936792
This is my new wallpaper.

>>26937255

>Puppydog Tails didn't survive birth.

Where the FUCK did that come from?

>>26937307

>>26937289
Ah, but I know I've got AJ requests coming from several different people. Nice try though.

>>26937311
With that image, why would you not start your post off with a "Good news, everypony!"

>>26936862

trixie and cherilee?!?!?!

very much want!

postin' LunaMac

>>26937332
I have a theory that Trixie wasn't always such a huge bitch, but became that way over time.

>>26937369
Isn't that chest bit a natural marking.

Either way I'm okay with this.

>>26937369
That's the closest you can get to ponies stripping.

>>26937378
Trixie only works as a one-dimensional bitch. Changing the character defeats the purpose of the character. Same with Gilda.

>>26937335
to bug you
worked, didn't it?

>>26937378
It all started after her mommy died...

>>26937403
you mean his yoke?

>>26937413
True, but I like to think of her slowly becoming a huge bitch.

>>26937425
...without any sort of grimdarksad bullshit.

>>26937378

there is good in her. i can feel it.

>>26937428
No, Luna's.

>>26937369
why is LUNA plowing MAC?

>>26937369
I guess if I was locked up for 1000 years with no nookie, my libido would be through the roof as well.

>>26937435
>...without any sort of grimdarksad bullshit.

No fun!

>>26937413
Whenever anyone tries to paint Trixie as a sympathetic character, I just don't feel it.

>>26937369
Aw yeah!

>>26937326
Little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails. The three best friends named their kids Snips, Snails, and Puppydog Tails. There's a reason we've never seen him on the show.

Or if you prefer it not be grimdark, just take out that bit, keep Sherry getting a job, and voila, Sherry, Rusty, and PT moved away when PT was only a year old or so.

>>26937311
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFYYhtBpX_0

>>26937448
Going the "woe is me" route is EASYMODO

>>26937413

>one-dimensional

Nope. You see, unlike Gilda who held her personality the whole time, Trixie did not. She became softer and stopped talking in third person when confronted with the Ursa Minor. She reverted back when she was talking down to Twilight at the very end. She has a lot more depth than Gilda does.

>>26937441
Oh I see. I also just learned that yokes are for pairs of oxen, that's a horsecollar

>>26937475
Wh... snips?

Isn't it frogs?

What on earth is a snip in that context?

>>26937441
Well, Celestia & NMM both have neck collar. I would assume the markings on her chest are some kind of collar as well

>>26937475

I got the premise, I just was not expect the dark turn.

I expected a sweet flashback, that just came out of left field.

>>26937484
That's cause Gilda is 100% Gilda 100% of the time.
Keepin' it real, ya dig?

>>26937438
Bitchiness is just a word. Under the skin, it's simple pain.

>>26937499
>>26937499
>In the earliest known versions, the first ingredient for boys is either "snips" or "snigs",[7] the latter being a Cumbrian dialect word for a small eel.

any draw friends here tonight? i've got a request

>>26937499
Like many old nursery rhymes, there are variations. Frogs is a known one.

I'm not sure what snips means. I think it's bits of thread and fabric, but not sure.

>>26937484
Gilda totally lost her composure when Dash chose Pinkie over her.

Flip flop? That was a reach.

>>26937499
According to Wikipedia, "snips" is likely a corruption of "snigs," which is a Cumbrian word for eels.

In other localities, it might be "frogs and snails and puppy dog tails."

>>26937526
Shoot. I'll consider it.

>>26937484

trixie is pony, gilda is not. trixie wants to be loved. gilda wants to be cool.

>>26937444

>>26937524

Huh. I only heard about "sugar, spice, and everything nice" as well as "snips, snails, and puppydog tails" from the Powerpuff Girls, and from the episode with the Rowdyruff boys I always figured that "snips" were snips of hair.

>>26937403

>>26937537

Seemed like she was struggling to think up a derogatory for Dash that wouldn't be too hurtful, but not exactly friendly either.

>>26937557
Mac wears a yoke
Celestia wears a yoke
Luna (and NMM) wears a yoke

>>26937557
>The fuckin moon spun around.
>mfw

>>26937565
Celestia and Luna wear harnesses because they metaphorically "pull" the celestial bodies through the sky.

>>26937577
a yoke is still a yoke, no matter what it means.

>>26937547
should be an easy one
ponify this album cover

i have no talent myself...
i'd like to to read Rob Zompony Educated Ponies
maybe use crazy pinkie pie as a replacement...

>>26937565

Big Mac wears a horse collar. The princesses, and NMM, wear some kind of necklaces. Broad collars.

>>26937589
Man where's Tex these days? He'd be all over that.

>>26937499
>>26937531
In Powerpuff Girls it was armpit hair

>>26937585
yokes go on oxen. There are differences in the design of yokes and horse collars.

It's of major historical significance, actually.

>>26937514
"I guess you're old enough. Sit. This might take a while." I needed a reason for PT not to be there. I could have just had him move away, but foal death explained too easily why Rusty wasn't Gold and Marsh's bud anymore.

TL;dr - There's something about /co/ that makes my stories morbid.

>>26937611
yes, yes, but the use implied is identical. All of them pull their respective tools.

Ugh! I can't sleep. I woke up for only a second, but it was just enough to get my mind gong about how I needed to fix the fix I was working on.

Sanguinas (I think that's how you spell it) are you still in here?

Purely fanwank here, but I imagine Trixie having a tough time as a youth, always having to defend herself from her peers' taunts and insults. If she had been the popular bitch type, I think she would have had some sort of entourage to back her up and to kick around, and would be more inclined to hang out in more populated evirons. But she'd traveling alone in rural locales. So my guess is that she got skilled at her brand of humiliation as a way to one up her opponents. By attacking their image, she builds her own esteem. But now she has no use for the ones who rejected her; she is their superior. She comes to believe she deserves, has ALWAYS deserved, their adulation.

At the same time, she remains keenly aware of her limitations. She knows she needs to build her reputation first before she can freely command respect across Equestria, so she travels to the smaller settlements to practice her brand of performance and make her name. As her success grows, so too does her ego. Inside, however, she's still the little girl who believes the ponies who made fun of her were right to do so, even as she works to prove them wrong.

What she needs is some real friends to both support her and bring her down a few pegs. But none of this matters because I have now firmly traveled the path of writing bad fanfiction of a one-time antagonist who was meant to be a big ol' bitch.

>>26937596
I liked the metaphor of the horse collars, especially how neither Celestia nor Luna wore one before the Nightmare Moon incident. Perhaps the collars enable each to pull her sister's orb.

>>26937647
I am now.

>>26937656
Those really don't look like horse collars to me but jewelry. There aren't any hames.

Aren't there decorative things that horses wear around their necks like that for parades and things? I don't know what they're called.

>I should really be trying to learn me some arts but I can't stop watching these fucking hotdogs

>>26937662

Ya remember that one Rarity line that bothered you?

Lemme know if this is any better.

Applejack stood up and shimmied out of the dress. Her hat was resting lopsided on the mannequin’s flank. Grabbing the brim with her teeth, she flipped the hat into the air and it made a perfect landing onto her head. Rarity rose to her own hooves as well, frowning as the disapproval in her glare burned into Applejack.

“I certainly hope you’re not doing what I think you’re doing,” each syllable given sharp pronunciation as she spoke.

Is that better or does it still need tweaking? I figured it would be okay to tell sound as there's no way you can show it.

Goodnight all.

guys my dad has been a totally dick to my mom over the last few years I think because he's like half autistic and can't tell when he's being a dick but now he's suddenly visiting and wants to go to garage sales with me
i have such fond memories of going to garage sales with him
but i dont know how to feel about this
wat do

>>26937705

lol, inorite? Holy Diver isn't helping.

>>26937708

Goodnight Duplex

>>26937707
I like that. You don't need to say disapproval though. The content of the words that come next are disapproval enough, and if you describe her frown hard enough, it should work.

Dang man, I didn't mean to keep you awake with my nitpickery. Feelsbad now. I'm sorry.

Poor Snails will never know true love

>>26937648
Hmm. Maybe.

I certainly wouldn't mind the show giving her another episode, one to redeem herself, give her a bit of a backstory, and I wouldn't mind one like you're thinking honestly.

But she still will probably never be seen again, and I'm okay with that.

>>26937709
Holy shit I don't care
>>>/adv/

are griffons able to walk on clouds

>>26937648

That's an interesting way to look at it. I'm just of the vanilla idea that Trixie is a gorgeous pony with a lot of magical talent. She flaunts it the whole time she deals with the main cast, taunting Rarity's looks and all of their skills as meager compared to her own.

When you've got a lot of nice things, you tend to want to show them off. Beauty and strength being two big ones. Some people are modest, some people aren't. Twilight herself struggles not to be a snippy bitch and show off herself. During Feeling Pinkie Keen, she got just about as much hate as Trixie gets all the time, as well as Rarity sometimes, for being snooty.

>>26937751
Yes, for whatever reason.

>>26937740
If you think about it, Snails is a pretty awesome character simply by virtue of not being Snips

>>26937709

>Long story short i need 2000 for medical bills

I always knew the rhyme as snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. Am I the only one?

>>26937765
I'm not going to lie anon, I fucking snorted my cake. That was both quick and witty.

>>26937768
who the fuck read it to you as "snakes"?

>>26937754
Nightmare Moon was actually Celestia in blackface?

>>26937765
You could suck x amount of dicks for y dollars.

>>26937768
That's what I remembered hearing as a kid for the longest time, so you're not alone in that respect.

>>26937751

Griffon's are Nature's Assholes

Even the cute ones

I just noticed how Bon-bon rears up in the opening sequence, it's my new favorite thing ever!

>>26937754
This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen.

Racism is always ugly

>>26937788
you should just say (2000/x) dollars
No need to introduce another variable

>>26937740
Poor poor Snails. Will he ever find happiness?

>>26937751

I love this artist.

Also yes.

>>26937781
Parents lol

>>26937794
>Griffon's
>n's
>'

APOSTROPHE, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT?

>>26937796
I'd stick my Bon-Bon in the opening in her rear

>>26937765
Would you like me to blow you too? Before i give you the money or after?

>>26937738

Yes, because it's so horrible that I want to be a better writer so badly it keeps me awake at night just thinking about it.

You're fine...if it weren't for people like you I wouldn't even be half as good as I am now, if I'm even good at all...

>>26937796

>>26937807

Eventually.

>>26937807

Hopefully not.

>>26937807
inb4 18th Birthday

>>26937820

Nope.

>>26937796
I think it's cute whenever any of them rear up. But now I'll have to rewatch the opening to see this.

>>26937832
This one just bugs me. Too saccharine.

>>26937740

pony fanart shouldn't be this sad

>>26937740
>>26937807

Snails x Twist. OTP.

>>26937856
this is weaver
the only things he knows are terror, depression, and penises

>>26937832
>>26937855

I like how halfway through reading it I wasn't sure if it was going to end with hugs or domestic abuse.

>>26937820
Interestingly enough, the Dutch language does use apostrophes to pluralize foreign loanwords.

For example, the plural of baby is baby's

and little baby is baby'tje
lol dimunitives

>>26937829

You are good, i really enjoy your fics

>>26937832
This is the cutest thing I have seen in years. Who did it?

>>26937807

>>26937746
Glad you took the time to read it, anyway. It's not really like she's my favorite character, but I find it fun to speculate.

>>26937760
As I said. Pure fanwank. I just thought it could fit with her reasons for being there on her own. In my version, this would be far enough along in her career that she's gotten a pretty swelled head and is starting to believe her own hype.

>>26937866
Twist doesnt deserve snails.
She's too much of a bitch

You know, Trixie is actually a rather powerful sorceress. Rarity might have a little more fine control, but she really can't compare.

Twilight outstrips her easy, but she has magic itself as her special talent, was the personal prodigy of Celestia at her school for gifted Unicorns in Canterlot, and she's the frigging Element of Magic itself. Unless you happen to move the sun and/or moon across the sky, you can't compete with that.

I have this strange feeling that Trixie is more self-taught, and considering what she has had to work with she did pretty good.

>>26937855
I think it's missing a scene where Lyra is brutally raped by the review board before being laughed at and dismissed.

>>26937829

You're pretty darn good, AJ. Just keep writing, that's the best way to approve.

>>26937889
europeans also have a habit of writing the number one thousand as 1.000 and not 1,000 and one dollar as 1,00 and not 1.00

which can throw ebay for a loop and they end up filing a complaint that never gets resolved

>>26937911
She'll mature into him.

>>26937896
Wouldn't an 18 year old pony be like 50 in human years

Hey /co/, I've come to trust your collective opinion of movies, television, and music.

Would it be worth watching Doctor Who. (seasons 1-5, not series 1- whatever) on netflix?

>watches Boast Busters again
>falls in love with Trixie again

can't be helped.

Trixie is my favorite pony. Flaws intact, no excuses or backstory required.

>>26937740

>>26937893

Okay...how's this...

Rarity rose to her own hooves as well, her lips forming into a frown. She was not about to just sit there and watch as Applejack discarded something she had put her heart into making just for her, dismissing everything that had just happened.

This at least describes what she's thinking in a way I think does more show than tell. I dunno...

>>26937876

What about cute things, he does cute things too.

>>26937938
Yes. In my opinion, Doctor who is great, but you're in the wrong thread.

Guys this is sort of off topic but are there any extensions that allow easier browsing of 4chan
In particular I'm looking for one that makes it easier to look at which post people are replying to without losing your place in the thread

>I'm missing a Trixie thread
Shit, I really want to get Shoe brony's new Trixie tshirt, but he said the design has glitter in it, so it's not exactly subtle to wear.

>>26937938
Fuck yes. And though you'll get many, many differing opinions on this, I'd suggest starting with Matt Smith in Season 5. Great writing, better effects than the previous seasons, and it's more or less a fresh start for the series.

>>26937949
Excellent, I like it. Third time's obviously the charm, that's well done.

is there a pony pun for africa yet?

>>26937939
>watch Boast Busters again
>Trixie is a shallow bitch who provides Snips and Snails with reasons to exist

NOPE

>>26936435

That's so retarded.

>>26937954
That's a Groening ripoff.

>>26937938
You can just torrent it. Dr. Who's a pretty entertaining series, but not everyone likes it, plus the sci-fi background is often really weak and most episodes rely on random luck that saves the Doctor in the last moment.

The fuck is this captcha

>>26937938

Hell yes. Doctor Who is awesome and each of the three new Doctor actors is great in their own way (The Doctor is one person who can regenerate into a new body when the old one dies).

>>26937980
Only one of the captcha items is ever real. Eventually you'll learn to spot it instantly.

You can type gibberish for the other one.

>>26937967
Nah. I came up with Neighrobi. And Whoazambique (capital is Mareputo). But I haven't seen anything for Africa itself.

>>26937954
lawl I love Applejack's pragmatism

>>26937959
/b/ackwash and 4chan x are what I use

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/51412
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/44327

You'll need either Chrome or Greasemonkey for firefox to get them to work, but they do make browsing much more enjoyable.

>>26937938
You're not MAN enough to watch every Doctor? The hell, man?

>>26937985
Time Lords get 12 regenerations.

>>26937955
Well yea, but pony threads keep leading me to good things and I've come to trust their collective opinion.

>>26938002

4chan Plus for Chrome is cool too.

>>26938009
Well it's just that netflix only has the seasons

>>26937978

>torrent it
>when he can access it perfectly legally on Netflix, which he already is paying for anyway

Seriously, piratefags like you are fucking retarded.

Hey guys, I was just wondering something today.

Who pulls Trixie's stage/wagon? Because it obviously doesn't run on it's own, but Trixie is the only one in it. I can't imagine her hitching up to it and dragging it around herself.

>guy on ponychan is making custom mlp fingerboxes at reasonable prices

maybe ponychan isnt so bad after all

The last BBC thing I got from Netflix was the Red Riding Trilogy.

Good shit.

>>26937926
>>26937892

I'm not good enough...and for as long as I keep writing I never will be...I will always continue to strive to improve my work and because each new story is a brand new challenge for me, I'll never get bored or tired of it. I'll face it gladly and wait for the smiles I give people and the praise I'll hopefully receive in return. That's what writing is for me. It's one of the reasons why I love it.

>>26938009
It's kind of physically impossible to watch every doctor, because no tapes exist of a bunch of the first season.

>>26938009
and he has used up like what? 5? already...what will happen when he reaches the 12th in terms of the show. maybe a series finally when his final body dies...

>>26938020
I'm still trying to convince myself to make the leap over to chrome. I have it all ready to go but... Just hard to kick my traditional browser, even if its newest version eats memory like candy.

>>26937967
I wanted to make a Latin-based pun, since horse->equus->Equestria, but technically zebras are of the same genus (Equus zebra)

so uh I dunno

>>26938038
I call bullshit.
A reasonably priced fingerbox is a cheap fingerbox.

>>26938023
BTN has the first 26 seasons of Doctor Who. I'm currently up to season uh, 21

where the Doctor regenerates and the actor they chose was that one guard from Gallifrey who was a total asshole. You Who fans know who I'm talking about. This guy.

>>26937798
I know but it gets the point across.

>>26938050
He's on 11, but it doesn't matter. The series will continue indefinitely.

>>26938032
It runs on her ego, which she needs to constantly refuel by finding any reason to kiss her own ass.

>>26938050

Doctor Who has used up 10 regenerations. The current Doctor (Matt Smith) is the 11th. The show has been on the air for over 40 years.

>>26938046
But you can still see every DOCTOR, just not every EPISODE.

>>26937980
>>26937980
It's a pony puzzle. Only Lyra, Octavia, and Vinyl can enter it.

because fuck everything

>>26938084
You forgot the hotdogs!

>>26938084
agreed?

>>26938038
i'd like to finger her box if you know what i mean

>>26938032
Trixie pulls it around herself.

WITH MAGIC

>>26938043

You may not be good enough now but you will get better and your fics are always good/funny

>>26938032
She "entices" passers-by to give her a ride to the next town.

Interpret that as you will

>mfw new Kloudmutt picture

>>26938084

>>26938084
I don't think I'm looking forward to this from what I've been hearing about it.

>>26938115
SHE ENTAAAAAHSED MEH

>>26938070

trixie isnt too great and powerful to tow her own carriage but she's too great and powerful for you?

awww

You know why I like Trixie? Because she's the only one that understands that Unicorns are the master race and acts like it.

Unicorns are better than every other pony. Earth ponies? Retards can't even magic new seasons into being. Anything an earth pony does magic can do better like when Twilight outdid Applejack's weeks of harvesting effortlessly. Pegasus? Yeah, unicorns got that shit covered. Racing? Bitch, Twilight sparkle can teleport. Hell, they're the only ones that can actually *make* any of the shit ponies use every day. The Pony way of life is made possible by Unicorns.

Trixie just says what everyone else was already thinking.

>>26938121
crazy stuff man

>>26938043

Guys...

I think...I think I just discovered my cutie mark...

It looks...it looks like...

Doubles

>>26938121
Yep, wasn't looking forward to it.

>>26938121
god damnit kloud

>>26937939

Same. People slam Trixie for having problems, but all the characters in the show have a problem of some sort, so it doesn't matter. It's also fairly easy to like other characters like Pinkie Pie because she's just a bubbly blob of cute, as is Fluttershy. Trixie you're supposed to dislike from the start (she busts on everybody else's poni waifus and made them look like crap), but Hasbro fucked that up and made her too appealing.

Trixie is a niche pony to like, but she spawned a very large fanbase all the same. The sheer amount of fanart and stories she has crushes all the other background and one-shot characters, save for Luna.

>>26938115
A wagon that runs on horsecock
The most efficient engine in the history of the universe

>>26938121

This is... something.

>Captcha: Ponies FTW

...What the fuck, Captcha?

>>26938121
That's not at all what I thought it was in the stream.

>>26938137
Twilight can't teleport very far, and Trixie can't do it at all.

Also, what about Pegasus?

>>26938038
Will I regret googling fingerbox?

>>26938142

damn...oh well...at least I tried lol

>>26938121
added to filter

yiff in hell

>>26938032
Her dead parents ghosts pull the wagon.
Hes like that Winchester lady, if she stops except instead of building a sweet ass house she has to keep preforming shitty magic shows or they will kill her.

I dunno why, but I like this Trixie story.

>>26938105
Goddammit, I read that as
>Trixie pulled it out of her and CAME MAGIC

>>26938161
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS?

>>26938175
Sounds like a fic idea.

>>26938167
I wonder if anyone filters me.

>>26938178
I thought it was derpy giving birth

>>26936528

>>26938121

>>26938121

>>26938121
I really never thought I'd clop to KM's stuff, but goes to show you never can tell

>>26938148
>but all the characters in the show have a problem of some sort

>>26938121
What the fuck.
Those aren't muffins.

>>26938202
>chooses to live her life in almost complete solidarity

How do you even fuck that one up?

>>26938121

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

(clicks the button)

>>26938163
I'm with this guy
>>26938204
looks like betrayal

Night thread?
Bored?

READ THE BOOK!

>>26938121

no. just no.

>>26937438
After Trixie stopped running, she realized her entire life was over. All of her possessions were either smashed or lost. She didn't even have her hat. Ponyville was her last shot. It should have been easy to fool a bunch of earthponies out of their money. With nothing left to lose, she looked grimly into the distance, "Now there is no hope." And with that, Trixie cast herself off the highest mountain in all of Equestria. After years of humiliation, years of endless shame, death would be her release.

>Finger Box

In the opening post of a Finger Box thread, a seasoned internets expert phrases a seemingly genuine query regarding said finger box, in a manner that suggests that everyone will know what the OP is referring to.

The fiendishly clever trap is now set for some hapless victim to come along and spring it by inquiring what a finger box actually is, thus outing themselves as someone unfamiliar with such traditions and new to the board and culture of the site or forum. Much hilarity is then shared by everyone who is in on the joke.

Generally the finger box is referenced as being a wonderfully crafted "Box of Pleasure" that is usually made from wood or sometimes aluminum.

>>26938273
>Image
THAT FIC NEEDS TO FUCKING UPDATE, FUCK.

guys I figured out how cutie marks work

at a certain point in every young pony's life they contract a strain of herpes. The only visible symptoms are a subdermal hemorrhage and localized necrosis. The combination of bruising, dilated vessels, and gengrene is specifically "painted" into a pattern developed subconsciously during pubescence.

>>26938277
Yup, just like 'No soap, radio!'

>yiff in hell
>in 2011

>>26938252
derpy pic killed boner but this pic brings it back. i have a huge horse wearing clothes fetish.

>>26938252
Chapter 23: Why Twilight Sparkle will never get laid.
Chapter 41: How can I contribute to eternal night?
Chapter 55: How much money can we get from Tom Cruise?

I noticed Rarity and Trixie fans seem to have a love/hate thing going on. Some fans adore both of these ponies for the same reasons: beautiful and sassy unicorns. Others just like one, but then completely hate the other. I never saw a Rarity or Trixie fan indifferent to the other character. They either love both, or hate one or the other.

Is it because Trixie showed up Rarity and the Rarity fans are bitter? Or something else?

>>26938303

we all do. if we didn't, no one would be here anymore.

have some more horse wearing clothes.

>>26938334
FFFFFFUCK

>>26938324
You only notice those two extremes because they're vocal. I'm a rarity fan, and am indifferent to Trixie. I dont shout out putting Trixie down, so you don't know that I'm here.

>>26938334
Fag

>>26938366
OH.
SNAP.

THANK YOU SO MUCH to the person who recommended me 4chan x just now
this is exactly what I wanted :D

>>26938344
>we all do

Not really everyone.

>>26938291
Are you saying that there's actually a story where Kratos is a pony?
>>26938277
So fingerbox doesn't real?

>>26938121
YOU'RE FUCKING SICK

>>26938277

>>26938390
Yes.
He gets sent to Equestria.
First pony that finds him is Fluttershy. Hes pissed as fuck and makes a remark about the princesses. He gets The Stare used on him for that,
It's called Bridled Fury.

i am glad trixie exists because i get silly pictures like this

>>26938384

4chan x is pretty awesome.

I'd also reccomend the 4chan 404 defeater if you don't already have it. There are other autorefreshers for 4chan threads, but I've found that it's the most useful since after it refreshes it puts you back where your window was before it refreshed rather than dumping you in the center of the page.

>>26938384
It's like a whole new experience with that script.

>>26938349

Ok, yeah I can see that. Trixie and Rarity fans tend to be very adamant about their adoration of the characters. They don't have an impressive amount of fans compared to the other characters, being that one is a one-shot character and the other is, well... a bitch, what fans they do have are extremely fierce and loyal. Talk some shit about Rainbow Dash and AJ and I rarely see anybody jump to defend them.

and this

>people getting offended by drawing of a pony with hotdogs stuffed in her vagina

What you should find offensive is the terrible quality of the art.

>>26938324
Early on in the season, I'd imagine this being the case, but then Suited for Success happened, causing an explosion of Rarity fans and a BITCH AND WHORES attitude toward the rest of the cast for a short while. She was one of the few ponies to do something that represented her element, along with presenting it the strongest (making beautiful dresses than making shit dresses they loved, with very little argument, no less.

Trixie, being a one-shot character, never had the chance to show a different side to her other than the egomaniac stage performer.

>>26938427
I feel rage, yet I'm laughing at the same time. It's weird.

Stuffing hotdogs into ponies is not my thing but I appreciate dat belly. I know, I'm a bad person.

>>26938427

The Twixie ship is unique in the fact that it has some of the most outrageous shipping art in the fandom.