To be the final season ever

stuff

>>26928824
A non-bumbling villain.

I want an episode where the ponies get addicted to a radio show, and then Rainbow Dash and Applejack form a rather scary obsession over said show.

>>26928824

I don't think they are going to drastically change anything. Small things yes, but not like "OMG" kind of deal.

>>26928857
GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

can someone who is good at photoshop please remove the furfaggotry from this pic. i dont want someone to see it on my computer and think i am a furfaggot.

>>26928904
lol u mad

>>26928910
Is that a pig swimming with tails?

More ponies to be creepy obsessed with

>>26928910

What, get rid of Tails? That whole picture is pretty shitty.

>>26928910

What is up with all that shit anyways? There are 3 things going on that picture, it makes little sense. Who came up with the Luna/Mac thing? Ponychan?

an episode where they turn into humans

>>26928910
Here you go.

>>26928970
Much better.

>>26928961
if they did that and the ponies turned out to be 12 year old girls it would kill my boner forever.

Some day I will understand this boner.

>>26928824
Heh, when in Rome

>>26928910
Make it into two pictures.

One is LunaMac with the reflection. The other is the CMCs.

Pinkie unfortunately will not survive the cropping.

>>26929031
That is a girl boner though, correct?

I believe it is.

>>26929031
Get over your fucking Chistery obsession. It's creepy as shit.

>>26929026
>yfw Twist and snails rape the CMC

>>26928970

Cancellation.

>>26928910

>>26929079

Like Twist would do anything with that dweeb Snails

>>26929104

Still wondering where this ship spawned from.

i can understand buying the toys and shirts but why this

>>26929068
She's a good to great writer but the creep factor's climbing pretty steadily, my friends. Let's keep it in our pants.

>>26929120
ragingsemi did a few luna x bigmac fics

>>26929096
You gonna try painting something next stream or just on your off-time? I wanna see.

>>26929120
no idea. Anything with less sonic is good though

>>26929058
No, it's not.

>>26929115
You're right she'd probably do it by herself.

>>26929139

I could give it another shot. Just gotta find a sketch that I wanna paint.

>>26928985

>>26929120

It spawned from "Big Mac is the only male pony with any significance to the show and my favorite female character can't be a lesbian or a dragonfucker"

>>26929144
Uhhhh, well surely you are talking about some kinda girl rape, RIGHT????

FOR THE RECORD, THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

Honestly, while I also love intimacy, sometimes, in my personal sex life, I do stuff like this. It's just so exhilarating to have someone you trust so completely hurt you so much while making you feel like you're in heaven at the same time.

My favorite thing though? Being tied up and blindfolded.

>>26929120
That could be my fault. I don't know who requested it though.

Also: I think I'm going to open up to suggestions on a title for my humanized futa orgy fic. The working title has been "The Best Night Ever." But apparently a fic already took that, and I don't want to sow confusion.

>>26929201

Fair enough.

>>26929136
is a cute couple also i did a fic about them long time ago

>>26929207
Nope.

>>26929239
"Big Adventure, Tons of Fun"

>Dark and Serious

they fight tentacled space aliens, ghosts, demons from hell, and a political group of ponies that separated from Celestia's rule.

Fluttershy dies, and gets replaced by Derpy

>>26929028
Any chance you live in CA?

Do we have a minecraft server?

>>26929292
> implying there aren't people all over the fucking country who are into play rape and/or consensual non-consent

what the fuck are you looking at spike

>>26929273

>Boots

>>26929292

If there is any website in the world I would trust the least to set up an anonymous hookup with an internet stranger, it would be 4chan.

>>26929259
... This fandom, I fuckin' swear.

>>26929310
>We can't even be bothered to remove the white border from our clip art collection.

>>26929320
Galoshes!

>>26929309
The problems being, of course, finding one and talking to them.

>>26929347
Craigslist.

>>26929338
No, a lot of companies do shit like that to make the character design stand out from the background.

Pinkie Pie is an insufferable cunt and I hate her.

>>26929337
mlp has turned me into a gay horse

>>26929325
FetLife is THATAWAY.

>>26929269

OK, that's a good one.

>>26929325
Hey why not man, you never know.
Fortune favors the brave after all.

>>26929367
S'up Gilda.

ahm makin a fimchan thread

>>26929367

>>26929367

Fair enough. All the characters need a hater or two, otherwise things would be boring.

>>26928824
Deer.

"When Ponies Dream" episode that just scraps any sort of moral lesson and has six mini-stories about the things ponies dream about, maybe try some alternate animation studios for the small scenes. Applejack's gets a Sukiyaki Western Django, Pinkie gets a nightmare involving a pony slasher and basically makes it her bitch, Twilight Sparkle's dreams involve her saving the world with SCIENCE, and Fluttershy's are about an endless swarm of killer bunnies.

Grogar and Tambleon.

Pinkie Pie/Weird Al Dueling Accordions.

Pinkie Pie trying to get some new pony to smile who just will not crack, and she eventually cracks herself, not depressed, but just can't understand why nothing she tries is working.

Rainbow Dash's dorky parents come to town.

More Cutie Mark Crusaders.

>>26929120
Uh... from when we shipped everyone with Big Mac, obviously? Before a lot of male ponies showed up on the show?

So uh...should I go back and watch the G1 through G3 series of MLP. Looked at the G1 intro and it looks ok but G3.5 is just...what the hell was that shit? I may watch for more pony fix but I may kill myself afterwards.

>>26929422
>Pinkie Pie trying to get some new pony to smile who just will not crack, and she eventually cracks herself, not depressed, but just can't understand why nothing she tries is working.

Perhaps Pokey

Fuck you guys
Snails 4ever

>>26929310
Syrup.

>>26929422
>Deer
You can have that now, of course, but that would be an interesting introduction into S2.

>>26929310
>four crayons

>FOUR FUCKIGN CRAYONS

>WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ONLY FOUR CRAYONS, HASBRO

>>26929450

Old pony stuff isn't my thing.

Well, except G3.5, and that's only to laugh at how horrible it is.

... Say, anyone care to stream G3.5 stuff and share it with /co/?

>>26929460

What the fuck Pinkie.

You seriously think that's going to make him LESS sad?

Fuck you.

>>26929479
Grab a box at whatever store you buy this from.

>>26929310
what the hell is wrong with RD in that picture

she looks like a hood ornament

>>26929479
Color the kids menu at denny's?

>>26929450
the first movie and g1 are basically d&d with ponies and are kind of cool if dated

mlp:the movie is goofy as fuck but kind of fun

anything beyond that before fim is not worth the time

>>26929367
my sister hates pinkie pie's voice and thinks that if you take out the visuals the show turns into nails scratching on chalkboards

then she discovered two of her friends were considering watching it but she burst into their discussion and yelled at them about "how terrible it is"

oh and she also hates adventure time just because some kid on her bus won't shut up about it

she has a severe case of "stop liking what I don't like" But I have already pawned everything I own and I need money to pay for her medication, I need about $4000 and you can send it to xXnigerian_luvrboi72814Xx@yahoo.com on paypal thanks you

I want an episode with Luna, maybe some kind of Lunar Eclipse or winter holiday party.

>>26929497

if we still having this crazy as shit argument, let's do it. possibly like gentlemen, if that is possible.

>>26929479
Use the Magic of Friendship to blend primary colors, I guess. Then again even that can't keep low-budget crayons from being really terrible and waxy.

>>26929278

I do. However, in many ways I still live in the late 90s.

For example, I'm viewing this thread right now using AOL.

>>26929507

>>26929522
I think you should fake an attempt on your life and have your sister committed on the State's dime.

>so yeah...new thread means...continuation

She had never seen Rarity act so untamed before, and Applejack had to admit that it was more enjoyable than the alternative. Something inside her hungered for more. Applejack wanted raw and unabashed honesty from Rarity. She wanted her to scream out her frustrations, holler Applejack’s name, and break under a crashing, overwhelming wave of pleasure beneath her.

“You know,” Applejack rolled over and forced herself on top of Rarity, “if ya’ll weren’t such a stick in the mud, we coulda been doin’ this a lot sooner.”

“Oh, please,” Rarity scoffed. “As if the thought had ever crossed my mind with you looking so appalling whenever you come in from the orchards.”

“Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a hard days work,” Applejack raised her voice in anger.

“For goodness sake, Applejack,” Rarity glared back, “you’re a lady! The least you could do is clean up and act like one!”

Pain filled her eyes for a moment and a small amount of Applejack’s anger subsided.

“You look so wonderful when you do,” Rarity placed a hoof to Applejack’s cheek with a melancholy smile.

>more to come

>>26929450
G1 is rebranded Dungeons and Dragons. Sure, it starts of cutesy, but then rocks fall (literally in one episode) and everyone almost dies.
MLP Tales is actually part of G1, but everyone counts it separately. It's mostly another sitcom show. I've never seen G2, though.

Pacce might synchtube that stuff this Saturday.

Also, does anyone know if there is a real difference between headpiece microphones and the stand alone ones?

>>26929538
shut up, winefucker. nobody asked you.

>>26929464

>>26929563
Go to bed, Cottonmouth.

>>26929538

Yeah, except a lot of the time in those cheapo packs of crayons they don't even give you all the primary colors. You'll get a weird assortment like orange, red, pink, and green, because they're just that cheap.

>>26929543
yikes

>>26929563
Chistery provides invaluable perspectives from a state of inebriation. I say this as one who is frequently inebriated himself.

>>26929543
That scares me a little, but damn if it isn't good quality

>>26929563
> post something totally relevant to the conversation
> get called winefucker

This is why nice people don't come here any more.

>>26929543

>those eyebrows

so weird...

>>26929580
Only one thing to do, then. Send the secondary colors to the Moon.

>>26929565
life is a bitch and my cocks soft, the glocks cocked
my finger slipped and now the wall's red she sad now snails dead

excepting nobody'd fucking care if he shot himself all over his house

>>26929565
>>26929464
i am monitoring
this artist

>rewatching boast busters
>snips and snails are both annoying cunts without any redeemable features

Oh, that's why I hated them again. I almost forgot.

>>26929543
Really great, but ... since when did Sweetie Belle look like Starfire?

I'm really quite earnest, that's fantastic other than the brows. Which really do look well-placed and shaped, just off-model.

>>26929602
This is actually one of the very few times Chistery has been on topic, even.

>>26929649
Yeah, with all the idiotic 'Snails is the best thing ever' going around here, it's easy to forget just how utterly shit he is.

>>26929649

Pretty much this.

>>26929649

>implying that being the only Canadian on the show isn't a redeeming feature

Snips though...I got nothing.

>>26929681

Snails needs to stop posting on /co/.

>>26929659
She stopped drinking this week. I'm not certain whether to be glad or terrified.

... If she typed out wineboner material at such levels not sane and sober, what powers does she wield now?

Snails's special talent is producing copious amounts of "slime."

>>26929649

Both are good for troll fuel, if you can consider that a good thing. That's the way it's always been and continues to be.

IN OTHER NEWS. green lantern being streamed. might as well get in here if we're not really talking about ponies that much
http://www.livestream.com/animeandcartoons

>>26929695
is it just me who has never gotten even slightly aroused over chistery's fics?

I mean, nothing. My dick is completely unresponsive

>>26929654
quick someone edit them out so I can unsee this

>>26929722
that's a barfpuke movie

>>26929722
I regret seeing that movie today.

>>26929735
the best kind for streaming, no?

>>26929735
Are there at least FEELINGS, and EXPLOSIONS?

Because that's all I want.

Luna's voice is horrible

>>26929659
Chistery's been on topic moreso than usual lately. Didn't she talk about power plants in Canterlot the other day?

She should lay off the alcohol and let her mind work.

inb4 "you're a Mormon."

>>26929746
The trailers really didn't impress me. I'm thinking I won't go see it.

I'll probably see either X-Men: First Class this weekend, or I'll go see Thor again. That will be three times if I do, but damn did I love Thor.

Luna's voice is deplorable.

>>26929755
>>26929756
There's a comparison article showing that it's a conglomeration from a bunch of other superhero movies.

Don't expect mediocrity, even.

>>26929681
>with all the idiotic 'Snails is the best thing ever' going around here
Are you retarded? Show me where that's been going on anywhere, ever.

>>26929778

I honestly don't remember what she sounds like.

>>26929778

We haven't heard enough of it to do a full judgement. She had like what..two lines?

>>26929790
first class was fantastic. very funny

>>26929778

Holy shit, somebody else thinks so too?! I thought I was the only one. Yeah, her voice really is fucking bad. Nearly Twist levels of bad.

>>26929790
I was hoping it was one of those "so bad it's good" kind of movies but it's just awful.

>>26929783
She's one of the few tripfags who don't act like drunk, lately.

>>26929790
First Class was mediocre. About as good as X-Men 1, I guess.

>>26929829

It's mainly Weaver being silly

>>26929790
Is it me, or are Marvel movies better than DC ones? I can't tell if it's because they are just copying the Ultimate universe, or they have more overall control of the movies.

Fuckers got me thinking about rapeTwist

>>26929832
>>26929835
http://kyrospawn.deviantart.com/#/d3izzks


>I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

>>26929861
Hold the fuck on, I just realized something.

There's a Weaver at a forum I visit. Specifically at the Penny Arcade forums.

>>26929861
Yeah but even in those comics Snails isn't being presented as awesome, let alone "best thing ever".
He's just being presented as a luckless idiot who gets picked on.

>>26929865
Their live-action movies are way better than DC's but DC's animated films are better than Marvels in my opinion

>>26929872

why would anyone want to rape twist, she's like the second least attractive female pony in the town

>>26929875

...Wow.

>>26929865
>better
>copying the Ultimate universe
>in 2011
Was there ever anything good about the Ultiverse? I mean, back in the first issues of Ultimate X-Men, at least it was better than the shit movie, but really.

>>26929790
>The trailers really didn't impress me.
Let me tell you a story of woe.
I was in the movie theater, waiting during the 20 minutes of ads for movies for next summer. Most of them looked cute, I even gave a pass for Cars 2.

Along came a trailer that started with a smash cut "There are 20 minutes of Apollo missions we were never meant to see." Mission control's cutting the feed, faking logs, talking to the men on the ground. They amble along the crater to find an alien artifact / spaceship.

The look of awe on their faces is staggering. Men who just barely made it to the moon based on gravity and chemical propulsion are witnessing millenia-old technology far exceeding our own. The sweep of their flashlights only hints at the strange organic forms of the hull and cockpit.

"We found something." I could feel it. I knew the titles were going to close and we'd see APOLLO X or something. I hadn't felt this excited for a sci-fi film in ages.

The flashlight falls across a giant robot. TRANSFORMERS 3 blazed across the screen with the same sound effects that get thirteen-year-old boys' action up for the DROID phones.

My heart broke that day. It just fucking stopped beating for a while.

And that's how Equestria was made.

>>26929683
Snips is awful. But someday he'll be a successful singer songwriter.

>>26929875

Again hard to judge because it's in a weepy kind of voice and not a normal speech. I think it has potential.

>>26929900
>why would anyone want to rape twist, she's like the second least attractive female pony in the town
...who's the first least?

>>26929921
I'm going to go see Transformers 3 and I'm going to love the shit out of it.

Because if there's one thing I love in my deepest heart, other than ponies, it's giant robots.

heve some normal Snails or happy i dont know how to clasify this pic

>>26929945
Fluttershy

>>26929945

Granny Smith

>implying Snails isn't a true OG

HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN'

I genuinely think he's got a cute design, but I wasn't trying to push him.

I have some kind of weakness for marginal characters.

Goggles even got me to not hate Snips.

I responded to your shit in the previous thread, music teacher bro

Why does every OC want to fuck Rainbow Dash

>>26929921
Aw shit.
Now I'm worried the upcoming prequel to The Thing will be a let down.
I really hope it doesn't...

>>26929959
That movie's going to ruin Apollo missions, Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, and every warm feeling I get from the 1980's film all in one fell swoop. Fuck Transformers 3. Fuck it with a roll of pennies.

>>26929921
Even this gave me a boner. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>26929994
why not

>>26929995
It will.

>>26929875
wow
it really is rather bad

>>26929917
Ultimate Spiderman tends to be good. It just that writers often try to play the DRAMA card far too heavily. They could learn a thing or two from Kimi Ni Todoke.

The other Ultimate books tend to vary from average to bringing back the 90's EXTREME.

However, none hold a candle to Marvel Adventures Spiderman. I cried when someone story timed it. I literally cried during the Bulls Eye fight.

>>26930002

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>26929962
reported

>>26929960

Might as well go all Weaver on it and draw all the ponies like that, Caluriri.

>>26929995

What made the 82 The Thing special were the special effects, fucking amazing for the time, kind of dated by still nonetheless impressive today when you watch it in context. Anything in the prequel will just be CG, and while it's my own opinion, I never find CG to be frightening.

>>26929921
I'm looking forward to hearing the awful reviews.

>>26930002
> woman
> likes sci-fi
> doesn't like Michael Bay films
> posting on the Internet

Yeah, found your problem right there.

>>26929960
Snails sleeps contentedly, feeling loved for the first time in his life, looking forward to building a true and caring relationship.

The girl, meanwhile, is utterly disgusted, and can't believe something so horrible has happened to her. She'll probably file rape charges just so her reputation won't be completely ruined.

>>26930002
Seriously, am I the only one unaroused by these?

>>26930007
No please
I JUST WANT ONE GOOD HORROR MOVIE
I fucking went to see Srcream 4 because apparently it was 'decent'

>>26930002
It does seem to be in the same format as a clopfic
>Formatting
>i came

>>26930056
Some guys just like to hear women talk, I guess?

Captcha: sincere rrybon

>>26930020
>Kimi ni Todoke
THANK YOU

for once I see someone mention the show and they get it right instead of saying 'Kimi no Todoke'

>>26929875

I'm playing these clips and smiling like a fucking moron. What happened to my life?

Zombie Ponies

>>26929999
But it has Optimus Prime beating the shit out of Decepticons.

That's always going to get my money.

I'll never understand how Hollywood misfired so badly in the aftermath of the first Transformers movie. The lesson they seemed to take from it was that they needed to make more movies based on 80's properties.

THAT WASN'T THE LESSON I WANTED THEM TO LEARN

What I wanted them to learn was to MAKE MORE MOVIES WITH GIANT ROBOTS.

Where's our fucking BattleTech movie? Where's our Macross movie? Where's our fucking Gundam movie?

MORE ROBOTS

>>26930035
The Fly had some awesome SFX, too. The movie is stupid as hell, but the costumes and effects make up for it.

>>26930055

...Wow, I just got done reading Weaver's newest comic, and combined with that, I seriously feel like crying right now.

Why do ponies do this to me. Why.

>>26930035
Puppetry and animatronics>CGI animation

Forever. As fucking stupid I feel for bringing it up it's why I love pic related and Jurassic Park1 so much.

>>26929464
Fuck Snails forever.

>>26930101
Where the Hell is my Exo-Squad movie?

>>26929921
>that feel
hopy shit you summed up the trailer for me
fuck, that would have been cool as fuck if it wasn't bayformers

>>26930132
TREMORS?

FUCK YEAH, GREAT MOVIE.

Sequels let me down, though.

>>26930055
Trixie's an adult pony. Snails is a kid.

It'd be statutory rape on HER part. There's nothing she can do.

>>26930134
>Fuck Snails forever.
Rarity will.

>>26930132
ASS BLASTERS

>>26929875

... huh. So that's where that "Derpy Hooves saying muffins" thing comes from. I figured it was fanon that associated her with muffins. What episode is that from?

>>26929960
cute!! but so much coloring to do, so little time.

>>26929921
That's pretty close to how I felt about that trailer.

I thought it was going to be something completely awesome.

What a letdown.

>>26930167
GRABOIDS

>>26930113

Crying for Snails? Really? People are drawing art of Snails having sex with the female ponies of the show. All of it is troll art. All of it.

>>26930150
Then she'll just kick his ass and threaten him if he ever tells anyone.

Not like anyone would believe that little fuckup anyway.

>>26930137
MAH WAIFU!

>>26930180
Applebuck Season, the baked bads

She also gasps in Green isn't your color

>>26930147
Really? I thought Aftershocks was pretty good imo. Fred Ward and Gross pulled that one together.Everything afterwards was total buttsauce though.
>>26930167
I fucking hate Universal for that.

>>26929921
That trailer left me really disappointed too, I thought it was going somewhere good.

>>26930035
>kind of dated

Sure, but at the time it was as good as it got. CGI has basically killed SFX, ironically.

>>26930219
I liked Aftershocks, but it wasn't as good as the first one for me. And the SHOW, oh god, Burt's grandfather or some shit

a pony fart in he on mouth... a shameful pony

>>26930132

Stan Winston and Ray Harryhausen knew how to do it. While good SpecialFX people might still work in Hollywood today, you know the bulk of the work are just interns rendering on computers.

>>26930189
>Troll art
What the fuck is "troll art" in this context? Snails... existing? Is that "trolling"?

>>26930082
I need to watch S2. My heart was barely getting through the misunderstandings, and I could barely take the massive bomb shell the blonde girl dropped.

>>26930101
Battletech and Macross still have issues with Harmony Gold. While Battletech is free of them, there's still a risk the movie will be taken to court. I think the Mechwarrior game is having legal problems, too. Macross has an even greater issue with that, since there are so many involved groups.

Bandai would probably enjoy making a Gundam movie, they're just Japanese Hasbro.

>>26930137
You can watch the animated Starship Trooper movies, either the American or Japanes ones are decent.

>>26930194
Pinkie looks so poised and graceful.

How did this happen?

greetings from /b/!

sometimes i wish ponies was meal

>>26930235
Never saw the show. I presumed it was bad after watching the third. Didn't see the fourth.
>>26930242
I'm glad Guillermo Del Toro is still alive, he gets SFX

>>26930253

I guess so

>>26930227

I love how even simple things like "The Thing" logo was still a special effect using fire and garbage bags and what not. You just don't have that creativity and ingenuity today.

>>26930262
I honestly never finished S1 of it, I caught on three episodes in, and gave up waiting when the summer break happened in the show?

>>26929310
>Spike
>in a FUN CASE surrounded by fillies
I think you know what he's staring at.

>>26930219
The Tremors movies were the best movie that were ever played on the Sci-fi channel. At least I think it was the Sci-fi channel, maybe it was FX or something.

>>26930189

Did you see this shit though

>>26928590

I mean fuck.

>>26930290
I wish he got editing and plot as well.

>>26930253

All the shitty pictures of Snails having sex and implied sex with the female ponies isn't trolling then?

bronys unite!

>>26930242
Stan Winston is the fucking man.

I've always said that in movie effects, if you can possibly use a physical effect instead of a digital one, it will look a million times better. I mean, look at Aliens.

>>26930312
It was SciFi

now it's SyFy (pronounced SeeFee because fuck them)

>>26930290
The show wasn't TERRIBLE. It was better than movies 3 and 4, in my opinion.

So I have a question, nay, a challange. Talk me into watching MLP. Is the show like pic related?

>>26930324
no, they're shitty pictures of Snails having sex and implied sex with the female ponies

>>26930020
All-ages line seems to be real good. Not sure if Thor: The Mighty Avenger was part of it, but it's BRILLIANT. Marvel can make some real jewels when they're not trying too hard. The movies should be based on those.

>>26930132
This. Fucking THIS. Actually some effects from back then might be computer generated (not sure), but they weren't shitty CGI that looks so fake. See: Ghostbusters.

Also that cobra guy in Masters of the Universe. Dude had a tube in the suit where he kept blowing to inflate the character's throat. Looks perfect.

>>26930326
wtfamilookingat.jpg

>>26930344
At times, yes.

That's from the episode Party of One. It's probably the best one, but only if you know the characters.

Either start from the first ep and watch for at least the first four or skip straight to Applebuck Season.

>>26930344
Well since it's a gif from the show, yes?

>>26930328

I've noticed that with looking at model ships versus CG ships. Sure you can go as detailed as you want on a CG ship, but it'll never feel like it's really there, existing in physical space.

>>26930324
>All the shitty pictures of Snails having sex and implied sex with the female ponies isn't trolling then?
Not everything is "trolling", friend.

>>26930344
It's funny, entertaining, and cute.

and pinkie is like this all the time.

>>26930344
If you liked this, you might enjoy Feeling Pinkie Keen and Over a Barrel. Both are Looney Tunes type episode. But ignore the moral. You'd learn that if you watched any of the other episodes.

>>26930348
SURELY you meant to post
>See: the theatrical release of the original star wars trilogy versus the "enhanced" versions

>>26930372
>imply snails needs girls to have sex

>>26930344
That pink pony is an insane psychopath who if you don't join her parties will start cutting you and having party with rocks. And then will kill you and make cupcakes out of your body.

>>26930033
you mean that you whant me to draw more ponies waking up in beads with other ponies ?
>>26930055
really Trixie get drunk and have a crazy night with Snails
>>26930182
so you whant to color it thats cool

>>26930367
That's the problem, if it isn't a perfect rendition, which it won't be, then it will always seem just a little off.

And yea, it just doesn't seem like it has a physical presence.

>>26930397
Hey now, just because Pinkie Pie has schizophrenia doesn't mean she'll hurt anypony.

>>26930344
what do you mean exactly?

>>26930344
Watch the first two episodes. They aren't as good as the rest of the season, but the rest of the episodes really aren't as good if you don't know the characters.

So, watch the first two, and then Applebuck season, and then either Bridle Gossip or Griffon the Brush Off.

>>26930422
Doesn't mean she won't.

>>26928824
>Season 2: what do YOU want out of it?
This into an actual episode.

>>26930422
She kidnapped Rocky from Fluttershy's place and kept him hostage

>>26930445
Well, shit...

>>26930393

Well, generally one or both of the snails ends the reproductive process with their dick chewed off and fully functional (and possibly impregnated) female organs, so...yes, snails need 'girls' to have sex.

>>26930445

>>26930324

>>26930445
and then he was murdered by Pinkie's girlfriend

>>26930401

>you mean that you whant me to draw more ponies waking up in beads with other ponies?

No, just Snails. Draw all the main six waking up with Snails, each with a completely different facial expression. Or just pick a few that would be more interesting than others, like Rarity, or Applejack.

More fucking magic.

>>26929554

Applejack stood up and shimmied out of the dress. Her hat was resting lopsided on the mannequins flank. Grabbing the brim with her teeth, she flipped the hat into the air and it made a perfect landing onto her head.

"What are you doing?" frustration filled Rarity as she spoke.

"I ain't gonna change into some lace covered toy for you mess around with," Applejack said as she stormed towards the boutique's front door. "Don't lie to me and tell me ya'll think I look wonderful, when I only look that way when ya'll want me to."

"Ugh!" Rarity stomped her front hooves to the floor and turned her back and Applejack. "Fine, be a stubborn mule and look as horrid as you want. I don't care."

"Fine!" Applejack slammed the door behind her.

"Fine!" Rarity trotted upstairs to her room.

>I think I'm finished for now...I could keep going...but it would take all night and the thing wouldn't be finished until tomorrow morning

>>26930433
So very loony toons-esq. Cause if they are, then I might try to look past the fact that I will become gayer by the second by watching.

>>26930501
Stop that. You're scaring off a potential new fan.

>>26930445
I have a hard time writing Pinkie Pie, because I genuinely believe she's crazy, but she's a NICE crazy and a THOUGHTFUL crazy and she never wants to hurt any creature.

I just have difficulty conveying that.

It might just be easier for me if I don't try to write her as crazy.

>>26930501
>frustration filled rarity as she spoke
You can't just announce your characters feel! That makes me angry!

CG starts to "age" when a new generation of digital rendering makes the imperfections of the old ones more apparent. Practical effects don't tend to make regular large strides in quality (in fact their lack of use means that older practical effects from the pre-CG era in many cases are more detailed and realistic), so they tend to age more gracefully.

Now some CG can still look good if you put a LOT of work into it. Gollum, for example, will probably outshine a lot of crappy CG characters for the next few years. Meanwhile this Green Lantern being streamed looks fakey as fuck and it's distracting.

>>26930182

Did you color this one yet, 166?

>>26929783
She did a Mary Jane thing, was funny as hell

>>26930482
oh god

it's true

>>26930507
It's a fun, entertaining show.

Little cheesy at times, but good all the way though.

>>26930525
I think a lot of people fell into the trap of CG looks real (or real enough) and just went with it.

>>26930512

so you want me to keep going?

>>26930523

Yes you can. It's called 3rd person omniscient.

>>26930507
It's got some classic cartoon humor, interesting characters, and some pretty oblique references, including two Blazing Saddles refs. And one of the episode titles is a pun of Call of Cthulhu.

>>26930482
HIDE THE BODY IN THE DITCH
NO ONE WILL KNOW
... EXCEPT FOR DAS TURNIPS.

>>26930558
don't be faceless

>>26930525

And yet, practical special effects will always look "real". I watch Labyrinth for the first time only recently, and it looks fantastic. From what I've seen of the Dark Crystal, much of the same.

I wonder how the new Muppets film will turn out.

>>26930507
Hey, it's a damn sight better than watching Family Guy or some shit like that.

More lemon pledge

>>26930525
One of the reasons Lord of the Rings still looks good is that they used ENORMOUS real-life models and filmed them. It's not all CGI, not in the least.

They called them "bigatures," because they're technically miniatures, but they're massive.

>>26930523
>>26930562
The actual quote is "You can't just have your characters announce how they feel."

Obviously the narrator can do whatever.

>>26930566
KILL HIM TOO. AND KILL HIS FLOUR GIRLFRIEND AS WELL.

>>26930563
>Blazing Saddles
And then I became a ponyfag. What are the references?

>>26930507
perhaps
watch this short video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJmTeS_cPCE


don't watch the HQ one


"Feeling Pinkie Keen" would be the most looney tunesque

>>26930507
> gayer by the second
Are you saying "stay straight!"

If so, go to bed Chris-Chan.

>>26930525
I like how I can hold these kinds of discussions with you guys occasionally. Fucking /tv/ never wants to I tell ya that.

>>26930507
The show itself won't make you gay.

although the gay porn will

>>26930562
Obviously you can, but it makes for pretty shoddy storytelling.

>>26930558

Continue writing, you've got some good stuff going on.

Don't necessarily need to keep posting it here, though. Just finish up the story and post it here in a googledoc and we'll all read it and have a merry old time and roast marshmallows.

I'm not against quickfics but this is getting too long and is a pain in the ass to read over multiple posts.

>>26930598
Twilight Sparkle makes a mention of building a duplicate Ponyville.

>>26930607
Well I mean you can keep it within the realm of a plausible conversation.

For example, it's perfectly realistic for a character to shout out "I'M HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY" because that's in-character for certain characters. Actually, it's in-character for a lot of characters.

>>26930525
>Gollum
I was rewatching The Two Towers these days. Looks FAKE AS FUCK. There's also a fight in the wargs scene that looks a bit like stop-motion, not even sure if it was on purpose. I mean, I love those movies a lot, but fuck if some of the effects aren't awful.

>>26930605
Raging, your Pokey x Caramel fic finally forced me out of the closet.

No, I'm not kidding.

>>26930501
So... tsundere...
>>26930558
yes, go on

>>26930598
1. What in the wide wide world of equestria is going on here?
2. Pie fight in a western town.
3. Twilight's suggestion to build a life size replica of ponyville as a distraction

>>26930525

Aging CG makes me afraid to rewatch Sky Captain, because I really did like that movie at the time and I still like the concept.

>>26930603
>>26930605
I'd be watching a show for girls man, that sounds a bit gay. But then again so was Powerpuff Girls and I watched that like a boss. It's strange....

>>26930567

Why? What'd Faceless do?

>>26930631

I knew that, but whats the other one?

Drawing a blank here...

>>26930607

What. No it doesn't. Have you never read a book, or did you drop out of school in the 7th grade?

>>26930653
A lot of people hated that film, but it needs to be taken as a 1940's ADVENTURE FILM. It fits the formula perfectly, and the whole Ark thing was actually pretty interesting.

>>26930653
Hey I remember that movie! I really liked it too, but god damn, I can imagine it looking pretty bad right about now.

>>26930501

Keep going!

>>26930655
Sometimes a little gay won't hurt you.

>>26930666
...I'm going to pretend you're not trying to be intelligent, and that I'm being trolled. But I'll answer anyways.

What's a better scene? One where we say
"Pinkie pie said X sadly"
or one where we incorporate sadness that the reader can understand into her dialogue and method of speaking?

Any good storyteller knows to show, not tell. but then, when people on /co/ ask for "Critique" on their writing, they're asking for a spelling /grammar checker.

>>26930631
>>26930651
god, I'm an idiot, I LOVE Blazing Saddles and I missed that

>>26930655
why can girls watch boy stuff without anyone caring? why is it the opposite for boys?

just watch whatever you feel like and fuck what everyone else thinks

>>26930655
Powerpuff Girls was not at any point a show made for girls.

>>26930653

Old CGI can look really really BAD. Which sucks because at the time it's cutting edge.

>>26930586
Well yeah, but I mentioned Gollum as a fair nod to CGI. I think he'll age better than most effects from the modern era.

But yeah, LotR is chock full of practical effects, and not just models:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19140_8-movie-special-effects-you-wont-believe-arent-cgi.html

>>26930605
Poor excuse for admitting you're a fag. "The porn made me gaaaay!". Hah.

>>26930692
Nah. I've seen serials and shit from the 40's and Sky Captain is a hollow imitation at best.

>>26930692

That's why I did enjoy it, as a pulpy 40s art deco serial. I loved the look, the design, the characters.

>>26930525
CGI "ages" even when it's new. Avatar had the best CGI at the time, and I couldn't get the least bit interested in it. It's all in how you use it.

Do you know dog movies? They hardly make dog movies anymore. The inherent problem with dog movies is that if you try to have a scene with the dog that's sentimental, the protagonist will be talking to the dog, or cuddling with the dog, or whatever. But instead of looking at the protagonist, the dog keeps glancing over at the trainer. Or the camera. Or the lights. Or whatever. And it totally breaks the moment. Same with young kids.

So there's a good reason to have CGI. Little shit. Fix the dogs eyes. Not having big CGI robots sticking 3D knives in the face of the viewer. As Quentin Tarantino once said, if I really wanted all that shit, I'd go home and stick my dick in a playstation.

>>26930653
It actually still looks pretty good, if only because it being 100% CGI (save for the actors) makes the visual style consistent. And the tone of the movie makes any unintentional hokiness moot anyway. The whole thing is DESIGNED to be hokey.

>>26930649

>tsundere

...isn't that just how they'd act though...I really don't want what I'm writing to be compared to that

>>26930729
The gay porn would feature two male ponies having sex

the show features 6 ponies doing pony stuff


the former makes you gay

>>26930651
Bueno. Is there a place to download them?

>>26930749
>Do you know dog movies? They hardly make dog movies anymore. The inherent problem with dog movies is that if you try to have a scene with the dog that's sentimental, the protagonist will be talking to the dog, or cuddling with the dog, or whatever. But instead of looking at the protagonist, the dog keeps glancing over at the trainer. Or the camera. Or the lights. Or whatever. And it totally breaks the moment.

Though the movie was shit in many respects, Paranormal Activity 2 had a fucking fantastic animal actor.

>>26930737

Agreed. The Raiders of the Lost Ark was a proper reproduction of those old serials.

>>26930759
You can find them on youtube, but there's a torrent around here somewhere, but it's HD, so it's like 17 gigs.

>>26930759
to download MLP or Blazing Saddles?

Google, for a start.

>>26930759
Look near the top of the thread, there's a links board in the MLP General marker.

>>26930737
I DO really miss the authentic sets and classical acting in the old films, but all in all it was a pretty passable one.

On a related note, Indiana Jones IV was pretty close to the first three, but the introduction of MUTT and the way they handled the aliens - not the aliens, how it was pointed out in the film - and loose definition of "DAS BAD GUYS" really killed it.

>>26930759

You can watch them all here, if so inclined.

http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony

>>26930787
there's a compressed version that's like 5 gigs

>>26930753
Well that's good to hear then. Although that probably hits the biggest problem, the inconsistency of style is probably the biggest problem with CG.

>snails getting rejected
NOT TODAY

>>26930648
WAIT, WHAT?

>>26930775
I agree that PA2 was a big disappointment. I liked the dog.

What I didn't like was the bit in the trailer where the dog goes running out the front door, and it's implied it gets hit by a car, but that scene never happens in the movie.

>>26930707

3rd person omniscient is a narrator type that knows what's going on inside the character's heads. He didn't say, "Rarity said frustratedly," he said that frustration was rising within her, something that couldn't necessarily be made clear by descriptive detail alone.

>>26930787
Cool, gonna go this a try this series out.

>>26930756
>implying a person becomes gay

>>26930833
>implying we all aren't gay from this show.

>>26930759
check the link board >>26929273


tinyurl.com/mlpfimentos

>>26930815

GOOD END

>>26930794
IV was one of the worst movies I've seen in years. Everything from CGI to simple story-telling. I lost respect for everybody involved with that mess.

>>26930818
Trailer fake-outs fucking suck. I don't think anyone would disagree except the people who make them.

>>26930819
There's good uses of 3rd person narrator and poor ones. Even a 3rd person omniscient narrator should never need to explain feelings, because the entire point of having feelings in a story is to make them relatable. If you need to explain or lay out how your character's feelings work, you're doing a poor job. Good use of 3rd person narration capitalizes on expressing feelings of confusion or vulnerability by projecting scattered thoughts.

Again, I'm not say it's not done. I'm saying that when it's done, it's being done poorly. No matter what your narrator type, feelings are meant to be passively picked up on via mood and setting, not narrated.

>>26930862
It seems like a response to those trailers that give away the all the cool stuff in the movie but it's actually just as bad.

>>26930861
This. That movie was absolutely terrible. Everything about it.

>>26930862
Wait, did that even happen in the trailer? Now I can't remember. Fuck. Does anybody else remember it?

derp

>>26930815
>NOT TODAY

>>26930648
Link?

>>26930887

I hate that about trailers. Like that Fast and Fourious where they show the entire driving under the truck scene in the TV spots. Well, wasn't that your biggest stunt? And you show it off so everyone sees it before they see the movie?

>>26930911
KM, truly you are a prince among men.

>>26930911
HOT DOGS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9eiRKL1Rf0

>>26930574
We were talking about those on the IRC the other day. Panoramic paintings for sceneries age well if done right.

Now, for another example of awful use of CG...The WolfMan. The werewolf looked extra fake on close ups where they could have used make-up.

>>26930598

Swarm of the Century, towards the end when the parasprites eat Ponyville

moar

>>26930881
I am... ambivalent about this. Sure, you don't want to come out and say "Rarity felt happy." But you can certainly throw the word happy into a broader description of her mood and actions.

>>26930891
I remember something about zombie Incan ninjas that come out of the walls right at the worst moment for Indy, and then are easily defeated and disappear. What the fuck?

>>26930924
Seconding this. It's even worse when a comedy throws out all its best material in the three minute trailer. Fucking hate that nonsense.

>>26930931

You know, rewatching epics like Spartacus and Ben-Hur, even if you realize something is a painting, you don't care, because it still works. And not having a busy background keeps the focus on the important things: the actors.

So I just quit my job. I'm addicted to My Little Pony, so I'm gonna get really fat so I can get disabillity and stay home and watch ponies.

>>26930924

>Fast and the furious

I read that as Faust and the Furious

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull isn't that bad until right when Indy finds out Mutt is his son.

Up to that point it's kind of a great loosey-goosey adventure movie. It's fun to see Indy outwit the CIA and the KGB and hijack his ass to South America.

>>26930973
Living the dream.

>>26930967
Agreed, I actually kinda like it, even if I know.

>>26930833

of course people can become gay, its a disease after all

>>26930973
god speed babyman

>>26930861
> Grindhouse was one of the worst movies I've seen in years.

Fixed that for you.

I'm not saying it's good. I'm saying it follows the formula as well as a twilight-age Spielberg can expect to accomplish.

>>26930946
I don't remember that, but here are some of the worst moments:

1. Indy surviving getting a nuke dropped on him by hiding in a refrigerator. No, I'm not kidding.
2. Every moment Shia Lebeouf is onscreen.
3. Fire ant chase scene with horrible CG.
4. Aliens. Fucking aliens.

this is fucking weird

>>26930979
No, it's bad from the start with the CGI fight in the warehouse and the whole nuclear bomb testing zone bullshit.

>>26930967
>And not having a busy background keeps the focus on the important things:chariot races and rolling flaming logs down a hill.

Fixed for my opinions.

>>26931009
They can both be one of the worst.

>>26931006
That guy's my idol. Truly an inspiration, and a roll model to us all.

>>26930973
That's a great plan.

How did you come up with it?

>>26931009
And yeah, I'm going out on a limb and saying Spielberg is past his prime. He MADE good movies. He's not MAKING good movies (present tense.)

Thinking of writing a colt cuddling fic. Who should it be.

NO SNAILS!

>>26931042
Simpsons did it

recolor

>>26930973
You are now one step closer to becoming Gabe Newell.

>>26931054
BLUEBLOOD!

>>26931009
Grindhouse was one of the best movies I've seen in years. Planet Terror was shit, but Death Proof was amazing.

>>26931054

Caramel/Braeburn.

>>26931054
Braeburn and Caramel, please.

>>26930973
>Implying anyone still watches ponies

>>26931042
Fox News gave me the idea!
>>26931058
Oh shit, you're right!

>>26930794
Also CGI ants and monkeys. That Tarzan scene...

...The fuck were they thinking?! They got the guy who directed The Mist to work on the script. The movie had some strong points, but it can't have been because of him, I refuse to believe it.

>>26931025

I watched a shitty DVDrip of Ben-Hur, and that chariot race was fucking mindblowing. Just like the chase scene in Bullitt. No epic music or dialog. Just great performances and cinematography.

>>26931087
What's a pony?

>>26931106
A miserable pile of friendship!

>>26931015
I still say this is the best Spike Ever.

>>26931049
Spielberg hasn't made a good movie in twenty or so years. Some directors can make good movies all their lives, some can only do it when they're young and have something to prove.

>>26931011
Oh, fuck you, Indy surviving the nuke is awesome. That was cool as hell.

>>26931127
I have to disagree there. It was pretty stupid.

>>26931006
Babyman sounds like a superhero name

>>26931054
blues/braeburn

>>26931087

>implying I didn't watch Griffon the Brush Off earlier today

>>26931103
The fact of it is, watching people actually doing stunts makes for a much better scene, when there's actually someone doing something at least remotely dangerous, it actually plays well on the screen.

>>26931103
That's because the people in those races were actually trying to kill each other. Two people died.

>>26931127

It's pretty much universally agreed upon as the dumbest thing ever shown in a theater, sorry.

>>26931140
It may have been stupid, but it was a HELL of a nod at how things were made to last back in the day

>>26930911

All of my hearts.

>>26931127
Says the man using a name from the abominable pile of shit that is Transformers 2.

>>26931124
Saving Private Ryan is only 13 years old.

>>26931103
>Bullet
>French Connection
>Vanishing Point

Fuck I miss when car chases were still awesome...

>>26931103
On of the great chase (race) scenes of all time. That's why I like Death Proof, actually. People hardly ever do quality chase scenes anymore.

>>26931162
It wasn't the fridge that saved Indy. Indy's Incredible Badass field shielded them both.

>>26931127
Until you remember that inertia would have turned him into a fine past, even if the ridiculous temperature that a ground zero atomic bomb explosion has didn't ash the entire area.

>>26931177
>implying jetfire as a name is from Transformers 2

>>26930881
that can get ambiguous very fast. Stating the character's emotions continuously can get irritating yes, especially if you're changing perspective very quickly, but adding the occasional "x was taken aback" is necessary. it's also rather important during introspection

then again i might be blurring the line between stating emotions and internal character thoughts

>>26931183
And?

>>26931204
Not a fan, I see.

>>26931160
I watched it on a plane to china

I watched up until they were in the jungle, then I fell asleep

when i woke up, I saw indie with an alien and thought I was still asleep

>Hear great things about Super 8
>Saw it tonight
>mfw it's shit

>>26931183
Blazing Saddles is 36 years old. It's still one of my favorite movies.

>>26931190
You're supposed to ignore that shit just like you ignore how there's sound in space in both Star Wars and Star Trek.

>>26931225
The action scene at the beginning was great. The rest? Nah.

>>26931236
>when i woke up, I saw indie with an alien and wished I was still asleep
My reaction.

>>26930881

Not going to argue with you anymore but I'm 99% sure that you're wrong and professional writers do this constantly, you're being elitist about this and it's not always wrong. Can't be bothered to come up with examples. I'm going to sleep.

>>26931164

Well I knew You'd like that one LK

>>26931236
Must have been terrifying when you realized it wasn't a dream.

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON /TV/!

>>26931162
I'm sorry, no. Nuclear explosions are hotter than the fucking sun. Indy wouldn't have even been turned into ash. His ashes would have been vaporized before they could even settle. That's not even accounting for the fact that if he somehow survived the heat, he would have broken every bone in his body from the shock of being thrown around like that.

>>26930911

Kloud, buddy, I love you man but.. WHY U DO DIS

Think of your favorite novelist. Any genre. Got it? Good.

They've written a pony fanfic and it just went up on EqD. What is their story like? What's the plot?

>>26931245
This is incredibly unsurprising to me.

>>26931271
Because pudgy ponies are fun for everyone!

>>26931077
>>26931147
both good suggestions. but I'm torn between the two.

VOTE

Blues/Braeburn
Caramel/Braeburn