You forget the humans who would side with the pony overlords.

okay enough sewing for today

Dude, Celestia raises the SUN! I'm sure creating fire wouldn't be that hard, she would just torch our asses.

>>26922445
>Implying you wouldn't want a personal pony slave

>>26922414

most magic worlds are no match for technology, this always made the way wizards in harry potter thought that muggles where inferior unintentionally hilarious.

I don't know, I think ponies might have the edge with the whole omnipotence thing.

>>26922414
You remember the scene in Hitchhiker's Guide where the thermonuclear missiles from Magrathea were turned into a bowl of petunias and a surprised looking sperm whale?

Yeah, it'd be like that. Except the ponies wouldn't need blind luck to transmogrify our weapons into decorative assemblies of flowers.

>>26922445

Damn right. I for one welcome our new pony Empress.

"Can't we please stop fighting? For the sake of nature and the wildlife?

♥Let's make love, not war♥"

>>26922488
They'd just cast a bring-to-life spell on our guns and rape us with them.

>>26922479
but they had technology AND magic, so really they had them by the balls there.
>>26922414
why even bother fucking trying to camoflage that?

ok, what happened to waiting until the image limit?

still 20 images to go

>>26922488
But how about biological/chemical warfare?

>>26922479
>someone draws fanart with Golden Delicious

Fucking finally.

Just let us fuck you till you can't gallop right anymore, and will call it even.

Hmm. A benign dictatorial monarchy built upon friendship and loving one another, versus what we have now.

Why would we be fighting against the ponies again?

1 - The trend lately for anon threads is that they delete them in an attempt to steal the marker - and interrupting our self-policing method in the process
2 - The general isn't at image limit yet. Go there.

>>26920772
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>>26920772
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>>26922524

it's for invading candyland.

>>26922511

And the humans all surrender peacefully.

Becasue who could resist that face?

>>26922414
That's only true if Celestia's raising the sun is really just a hoax to keep the peasants in place. I'm pretty sure we would be fucked if she makes the sun basically burn out one side of the planet and freeze the other.

Also thread topics like this is what makes people think we're a bunch of autists.

>>26922548
Perfume and Cologne.

>>26922524
Knowing Pinkie she would try to hide it in a party.

>>26922578

a surprisingly high number of people.

Ponies would have the element of surprise with magic an shit but as much of a pony supporter i would be, there is no esxaping the truth, humans would eventually win. the end.

>>26921776
Well we already have reason to suspect Pinkie Pie has a human fetish.

"You may travel the world, but you'll never improve on the girls with the hooves"

What exactly is she suggesting here?

>>26922523

... I have a thing for committed relationships.

>>26922578
Most of our guns cause lethal injury in a matter of secons at worst. She wouldn't have the time to finish the sentence.

Maybe you should also check the Hyper-index to see where the CURRENT general is and how many images it has to have until limit

http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
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http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

>>26922663
And alcohol.

And sudden explosions of lust-filled hatesex.

>>26922629
Sounds like you're assuming that it would be a fight against ponies only. It wouldn't, humanity would be fighting against dragons, griffons, and any other pony allies/subjugated races.

>>26922668
>shooting ponies on sight

uhh

>>26922663
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

>>26922680
Stop that.

>>26922696

Kinda sounds like Reign of Fire.

.....Joy.

>>26922699
Well we are talking about a full scale war. Ponies would be pretty easy to identify as an enemy.

>mfw people are still making Rarity out to be a lesbian when she's the only confirmed straight pony on the show

>>26922728
Follow the proper procedure for new generals then

>>26922683
>And sudden explosions of lust-filled hatesex.
So? I like it when they lean into one ear and hiss "I'm going to make you SCREAM" husky, angry and low.

>>26922479
Actually, in Harry Potter world technology doesn't work around magic. That's why no one in Hogwarts has any computers, and why there are no electric lights in the place.

All your fancy smansy tech won't be good for anything when it shuts down when a wizard gets close.

>>26922755
Pretty sure Mrs. Cake is not a strict lesbian as well. As well as Granny Smith.

>>26922696

creatures who also do not stand a chance against human weapons.

But they would bring a new dynamic to the battle as seen in the series, ponies are at odds with lots of these creatures makjing it more likely that they would come to us for help, not war.

>>26922395
>Won't draw CMC
>Will draw Twist
I've repealed that rule since then. I just didn't want to draw the CMC at the time, but I've drawn Sweetie Belle since and will surely get around to the others eventually.
I also said I wouldn't draw lesbians but then I did Fluttershy x Rarity so hey.

Anyway, next comic will have Twist and Snails

>>26922758
He isn't the OP. I am.
Sorry about that, I had the impression that we were posting new threads at autosage limit.
Not going to remove this one though. It's refreshing to have some new discussion.

>>26922779
Nothing's better for bloodletting than a nice big knife. Let's see your magic turn off a knife, then, eh?

>>26922758
isn't that a little hypocritical of you?

and what happened to the brony tripcode?

Only a very small amount of human technology is useful on the moon.

>>26922809
That's what gold plated armor is for my friend.

>>26922696
Dragons are pretty tough, but I doubt their hide is stronger than tank armor. IEDs and HEATs would destroy them.

>Didn't Celestia seal of the gate to the Human World because the humans tried to capture and enslave the ponies for various purposes?

>>26922779
>>26922779

you can't turn off things like guns and other purely mechanical things or old fashioned explosives.

>>26922752
"Darling, do you even know how much I could earn from setting up business with these new... *ahem* customers? I say neigh to a war, let us blossom into a joint society!

And perhaps love will blossom as well for you, Twilight. *nudge* Who knows?"

>>26922752
What if they used magic to disguise themselves as humans
What if they hypnotized humans to serve on their frontlines

>>26922779

Electronics don't work around magic. I think things such as steam, compressed gas, etc still work.

>>26922839
Not to mention that they, as well as griffons, apparently don't even possess as much magic capability than unicorns.

>>26922830
>gold
>armor
>anything durable

please tell me you're joking

>>26922839
Helicopter armor is also very weak against tank rounds, doesn't stop them from being one of the best counters against tanks though.

>>26922839

Again, see Reign of Fire.

>>26922755
>Implying Twilight could be a lesbian

>>26922755

Bisexuality is magic.

I liked "What Rarity Needs" on EqD. That's pretty much how I see it going, minus the sappy bullshit. Rarity sees herself as straight until she meets the mare of her dreams and falls in love/has mindblowing sex.

She's haughty and conservative enough to hold herself to what she sees as normal and correct, but she knows how to appreciate beauty and that would probably change her views pretty quick.

Actually come to think of it, that author pretty much caused me to change my mind about shipping and influenced every ship I like. How about that.

>>26922796
The ponies seem to have the advantage, really. No other race so far has had conscious magic, or magic to the same degree as them, and that gives them one hell of an edge.

Maybe Twilight could beat most of what we can throw at her. Probably not a small nuke. Most ponies would go down much easier. Dash is fast, but so is a fighter jet. Pinkie... could pose issues.

The power of a million exploding suns, people.

The human race is boned.

Hey Faceless.

Write more Appletini Clopfics.

Namely involving how she figured out her food fetish in the first place.

>>26922755
she stopped being straight after the gala

I for one would welcome our pony overlords and the Pax Equestriana which would follow.

>>26922865

hypno twilight is not canon.

>>26922969
I think someone wrote an explanation for that once

and there's a screencap for it

anyone got it? anyone?

>>26922953
but just one pony. How well would she do if we dropped a nuke on canterlot? Even if she's indestructable, that's bound to disorient her enough to capture.

>>26922905
Thats because they have missiles.
A dragon would probably be a pretty difficult target to bring down, but they are still limited to close range combat.

>HUMAN NUCLEAR MISSILES DETECTED
DEFCON LUNA!
REPEAT
DEFCON LUNA!

Everyone's always saying how impossible to beat Pinkie would be but vs. the hydra and the buffalo she just froze up and got battered about. She doesn't really seem like some unstoppable juggernaut to me.

>>26922776
> taking a lunch break
> scan through thread
> read ONE LINE

FFFFFFF

Goddamn this boner won't possibly go away before I have to go back to work.

>>26922953
well since we're all hypothetical here

the power of a billion galaxies beats your shit

>>26922905
Oh, I wasn't suggesting we could fight dragons with tanks. I was just saying that whatever destroys a tank should theoretically kill a dragon.

Of course you'd want to fight dragons with helicopters, and pegasi/griffins with planes. Pegasi would be the higher priority of course, since their weather powers are a fearsome weapon.

>>26923027
If the hydra had have eaten her whole, she'd have popped out next to it and asked it how its day was going. You drop a nuke on her and she'll be standing next to the general who gave the order eating a cupcake. Noisily.

>>26923033
every time i see that thumbnail i swear it's hands in front of a face with angry eyebrows and huge lips

>>26923003
Moreso, what if we dropped a number of nukes in different places.
We know Celestia can't travel awfully fast, even though she is supposedly a goddess.

>>26923003
capture her with what exactly?

Unless you've got Nightmare Moon on your side, I don't see how you can keep her restrained.

Also she might just absorb the atomic explosion Kevin-Bacon-style.

>>26923031
She's weaponized wineboner technology. Time to call in the mechs.

PONY MECHS ARE GO!

Magic unicorns and cute ponies are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

No, humans would win because we have AMERICA!

>>26923025

the thing is, they wouldn't be able to detect the first few rounds of missiles.

>>26923089
Some minor restraints and powerful anesthetic.

>>26922953
She would just bring the sun closer to the Earth and every living thing that wasn't protected by magic would melt/burst into flames/shut down under the intense radiation

>>26923104
Unless they have seers.

>capture poni
>torture until they reveal secrets of magic to us
>combine magic with technology
>recieve warjacks
>yfw mlp is prelude to warmachine

>>26923118
also magnetic discharges way stronger than regular EMP's.

*the more you know*

>>26923025

>>26923089

horse grade tranquilizers.

>>26923118
And kill all her precious pretty ponies?
Not likely

>>26922998
I only know of the one when she's older, from a first person perspective.

>>26923133

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

>>26923133
>capture poni
>ride pony
FRIENDSHIP

>>26922776

All the boners I have had, and will ever have, just temporally collapsed into one singular ultraboner.

Okay here's a good question.

In the great Human/Equestria War, which characters would likely defect to the human side?

>>26923232
my dreams! They came true!

>>26923198
She only likes girls.

>>26922776
I can only get boners when I read stuff Chistery writes.Something is wrong.

>>26923255
You win this thread.

>>26923174
They would be protected by magic,

OR once they were incinerated, she could just gather up the ashes, wet them with her tears, mold them into the shapes of ponies then breathe life into them once more

She is a god after all

>>26923232
Yeah, going to have to go with Lyra on this one.

>>26923232

no one canon, that's for sure.

meanwhile, on the human side, the entirety of Peta members join the ponies.

>>26923180

Twilight wat is it I dont remember this episode!!!

>>26923255
>mfw Lyra and Bon Bon having to fight each other

>>26923284
Ticket Master, when she sees the cart of food.

>>26923232
Rarity, she will do what she must to rid the world of mules.

>>26923031
all my boners

>>26923255
Better yet, she's an unicorn. We would get those anti-magic fields up in no-time

>>26923232
>>26923255
>>26923280

yeah, going to have to go with Ly--

actually since we're adapting fanon, i'm not sure. I mean, Bon Bon would probably be against it.

>>26923272
She's certainly not an all-powerful god. She may not be capable of both bringing the sun in AND protecting everyone at the same time. That's what Twilight's for.

>>26923267
Good news! She's doing clopfic now.

Wait, how will Derpy's presence turn the tide of war?

>>26923367
nukes. nukes everywhere

>>26923367
derpy started the war

>>26923367
She'd be the delivery dropper

"MUFFIN CARE-PACKAGE!"

>>26923327
Indeed, Twilight AND Luna
No, I don't think humanity has much of a chance here

>>26923367
Lyra asked her to deliver a package to some humans. She broke the barrier between worlds.

>>26923393
>implying it wasn't pinkie pie singing a horribly racist song without realizing it

>>26923327
>Implying neither could do anything to a hollow point flying towards the back of their head in supersonic speed.

>>26923367

she'll accidnetally the whole armoury.

of the human side.

by flying straight into it like a burning spitfire.

>>26923397

>open muffins care package
>full of postcards

DEEEEERRRRRPYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Don't worry, the last major war in Equestria was 10 years ago, and the war before that was 20 years ago, then 40, and so on; I don't see how that slope would be discouraging.

>>26923422

>>26923432
She's raid our armies' food supplies.

"Ponies eh? We'll show them what an over inflated defense budget can do."

>>26923422
What do you think the magic field is for? Indiscriminate destruction of everything that enters, whether it be bullet, missile, or person.

>>26923285

"I have to try."

"I know."

Oh god my heart.

>>26923282 no one canon, that's for sure
Oh? How sure are you?

Let's say we have a foreign exchange program. No dirty tricks, promise. Just a chance for each of our cultures to learn more about the other. I think eight weeks is ample time to show you all the major cities of the world. Of course, you may return to Equestria as early as you wish. But the question is, once you've seen the streets of Paris and Milan, will you want to?

What's this? A Pony General where we actually discuss the topic in the OP?

>>26923474
Well, Royal threads never have a topic to begin with

>>26923458
welp, ponies are doomed

If it isn't asking for much trouble, voting for my server would help make it into a true pony server. We already have some pics on it, and most of the buildings from ponyville. The are for pony ville is halfway done, and we have doubled the amount of wool art on the server. Once we have enough votes and people on, we can upgrade to a diamond server, and become stable enough for large scale edits to make the whole lands of Eqestria.

minecraftservers.net/server.php?id=3161

3D Spike with a DESPAIR Nightmare Moon and PARTY Pinky in the background.

>>26923474

Well we didn't have cherry lee as the topic picture so yeah, good thread so far.

>>26923474
And Royal's pissed because he couldn't start another one with that 80's image.

It's a good thread.

If there was a pony 80s does that mean that there was a pony 40s? A pony World War 2? A PONY HOLOCAUST? A PONY HITLER?

>>26923460
this needs to become fan art.
somebody get on this

>>26923417
Celestia, Twilight and Luna are powerful, but I don't think they would actually have the power to effectively cause armageddon. At most they would be nigh unstoppable killing machines in the battlefield. At best they might be able to save a city each, but the rest of Equestria would be pretty much fucked.

Soo don't know if this has been discussed but.

Discuss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqEDIFfy4Yg

>>26923509
That's stupid. Stop being so stupid.

>>26923460

>>26923526
Hmmmmmmmmm
nah

>>26923300
Obligatory.

>>26923512
yes

>>26923486
My last thread had a topic, y'all were too busy circlejerking to spot it.

>>26923526
been discussed
there was a thread for it

I like the current discussion, thank you very much

>>26923525
That depends whether we're talking about, say, a gateway between our worlds, or something else. If there was a bottleneck, those three would be pretty much unstoppable.

>>26923461
>Twilight
>Lyra
>OPPP (liquor is socially accepted)

hmmm...

>>26923300
>>26923546

How are you liking America so far, Trixie? You'll be pleased to know that here, we don't shun people for their talents. Just the opposite; someone with your abilities could go very far. Why, in our society, you would breeze through life, you could have anything you ever wanted. But you don't want just "anything," do you. So tell us, what is your wish? If there's someone you'd like to get even with, we can make it happen.

>>26923526
HA HA HA WE NEED A BABY MAN PONY!

>>26923327

>>26923609
Yes! Yes! Fund it.

huh, I would say Humans would win this one just because of sheer firepower. sure Luna and Celestia may be unstoppable, but they can't be everywhere at once. sorry ponies, but y'all screwed

>>26923525
Cloudsdale and Canterlot it is then.
The Earth ponies have been nominated to go out and hold the humans off during preparations.
>and nothing of any significant value was lost

>>26923609
soooo, a Beedrill pony?

>>26923459
They have to sleep at some point.
The power trio would only last long enough for themselves to fall unconscious from exhaustion.

>>26923546
Isaac come be with us...

>>26923637
Oh god.

>>26923554
Really?
I checked again and you were dumping random images

some were 80's cherilee
and the topic goes in the OP

>>26923417
> humans

I would love to see them being scorched by the sun.

FUCKING CANCER. ALL OF YOU

>>26923538
YOU"RE STUPID!
yessssssssssssssssssssss

>>26923640
If there's just one point of entry then they'd probably only need one to hold it. So have two there for sure, and cycle sleeping. And send pinkie to work out trade deals and shit.

We would have all the marshmallow we could ever want.
But at what cost?

>>26923546

>>26923609
In all seriousness, that is so clearly un researched you'd have to be an idiot to take it seriously. It's like they made it up the morning it was due.

>>26923070
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ME

>>26923665
she only has the power to RAISE the sun. doesn't mean she can turn it into a death ray without killing all life in Equestria

>>26923707
Yeah really
She's need like a big mirror or something
Magnifying glass

>>26923665
Along with the fields, forests and any ponies who happened to miss the solar flare memo? Yeah, that'd happen.

Anyone want me to write another quick fic?

>>26923693
probably

>>26923707
So twilight goes first to buy some time while all the ponies move underground. By the time Twilight is defeated, or hopefully teleports away, there won't be any ponies left on the surface. They'll have to start everything again, but they'll have won the war.

>>26923707
and the moon
as well as lower it
and I doubt all she can do is raise and lower stuff, seeing as, you know, they're MASSIVE orbs of mass, and she does it with constant focus, she could probably stop several thousand missiles and bombs dead in their track, or send them back at the attackers.

>>26923730

AJ x Rarity, AJ is being fitted for dresses at Rarity's place.

>>26923684
It's fox news. You aren't supposed to take them seriously

>>26923765
you mean Faux News

>>26923765
The news is stupid. I make my own news.

>>26923267
Sounds like you need to get checked out by a doctor, champ.

>>26923526
>people see EqD, ponychan, ect and think bronies are manchildren
gee i wonder what made them think that

>Humans? ponies have bigger things to deal with, like space aliens, ghosts, and the rebel scum.

>>26923526
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

>>26923684
Fox news this this piece too, but it didn't get much limelight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi27530dDCc

I'm ready.

>>26923759
Moving one big object isn't the same as thousands of little ones, though. Also, in-lore most ponies are much, much better at their special talents than they are at anything else, there's not much reason to believe Celestia is exempt from this rule.

>>26923759
she's not Magneto.
>>26923747
meanwhile, while the ponies are rebuilding their world. Earth is preparing another army with anti-pony technology

>>26923675
Twilight was exhausted as fuck after carrying a water tower full of milk and an ursa minor to it's cave.
How many waves of nuclear fire you think she could hold before collapsing? Same goes with Luna and Celly.

assuming there was away around the immortal goddesses with superpowers that protect them, the ponies would just be ganked and sold as the newest crazy rich person pet trend. They are sorta small so I can't see them being valuable for much work wise, machines can do heavy lifting far better and people are way more dexterous.

They would be a novelty for awhile then eventually discarded or herded off into ghettos as being useless.

Has size been considered here? For all we know they could be the size of mice. That could bring up a whole new array of issues.

I want to see a picture of applejack flinching from some nearby explosion as she and her family gallantly sacrifice themselves as ponies escape the town. Man, the fuck, I really want to see ponies getting massacred now.

>>26923803
I announced it as it was happening
because I just so happened to be watching it

>>26923509
> Chistery x Scotch x "You"
SOMEONE FUND THIS.

>>26923730
Write about this.

>>26923824

AaAaAaA-PUH-LOOOOOSAAAAA!

>>26923815
What earth? It got scorched just as clean as Equestria did, only we didn't know it was coming. Billions dead in seconds, the other side of the planet not faring much better as the heat spreads and the ecosystem is destroyed. There would be no counterattack to that. From either side.

>>26923824
unless.....Humans already know about ponies and are observing them for testing of cosmetic supplies

>>26923815
>magneto
>metal

>celestia
>moon and sun

I'm just saying, she's not limited to holding the sun and/or moon in place, or lowering or raising them.

There's no reason that she couldn't do the same to smaller things with ease.

>>26923760

Would like that with or without fappable?

>>26923849
Congrats, bro. You must be proud!

I've been eating nothing but candy and soda for the past few days. I was cleaning my toys when I realized they all smell like peppermint.

WHY DO I HAVE A CANDYVAG?

>>26923821
Given that Twilight's main problem seemed to be control, rather than getting enough power, and she was fine a few minutes later, I'm going to say "quite a while, assuming she's had some training"

As for Celestia, she may or may not be as powerful as Twilight, but she's sure as fuck a lot more experienced.

>>26923892
first off, would the ponies have a concept of Missiles and guns? I can totally see Celestia getting hit with a missile just because she has no idea what it is

>>26923876
>implying the same solar system/galaxy/universe/dimension

>>26923901

I would like it saucy, it just needs to be super fucking cute.

>>26923901
my vote's for fappable

BonBon goes away on a trip (family and bakery festivel) while Lyra has to stay to lead a band concert of sorts of the school. Before BonBon leaves, she and Lyra commission Rarity to make custom-made pillows for eachother. A freak accident caused by Twilight getting distracted does something to the pillows, but the effects are not obvious at first.

After BonBon leaves, Lyra slowly begins to miss her and starts affecting her life. One night, however, when both ponies hug their partner's pillow really tight, the magic from Twilight makes it so the two are in eachother's embraces and have sexy-time together.

Things go great for the two at first, but Lyra soon begins to miss having the real BonBon with her, and the stress of teachings the foals music for the band concert begins to have a toll on her. Ultimately, she no longer is able to spend her time with BonBon and things look real grim for Lyra, when BonBon finally returns, wanting the real Lyra too and all is good for the two... just in time for an epic-awesome performance of the school band, led by Sweetie Belle.

End.

Wha'dya think?

>>26923934
Go to bed, Twist.

>>26923876
yeah, because what happens in one universe happens in the other.

>>26923934

You should go see a physician before it gets any worse

>>26923929
yeah being first to announce something was nice.

>>26923938
I think we could pick off Celestia right away with a bullet through the head, if she didn't know it was coming there is no way she could react in time.
Of course, knowing humans, we'd probably show up guns ablazin' anyway. Those damn trees we're comin' right for us!

>>26922776
"CONSARNIT RAINBOW DASH! AHM GONNA TAN YER HIDE RIGHT 'N PROPER THIS TIME!"
"YEAH?! YOU AND WHAT ARMY?"
Applejack gave a snort at the challenge, head lowering as she stamped at the ground beneath her. What had started out as an innocent enough discussion over past relationships had swiftly turned sour as wild accusations were made from both parties. She gave a little wince at a growing bruise upon her cheek, her teeth grit tight as she stared down the cyan pegasus opposite of her.
"Ah don't NEED an army to whup your sorry little hide, ya lyin' snake! Ah can do that just fine with mah own four hooves! How DARE you even THINK that me 'n Big Mac carry on with that sort of...well...it ain't a right 'n proper thing to be sayin!"
Dash gave a snort, narrowing her eyes as she stalked towards Applejack, muscles tensed with anger. "Oh, and calling me a fillyfooling WHORE is?! That's it, we're settling this right here, RIGHT NOW!"
The cyan pegasus lunged with a warcry, the southern earth pony responding in kind as the duo lurched forward, clashing together and tumbling in a rolling, biting, kicking heap. Curses and insults were thrown, as blows were traded and they rolled about beneath the canopy of the apple orchard at Sweet Apple Acres. They stopped as they rolled up against the trunk of one of the many apple trees upon Applejack's farm, branches giving a little rustle as AJ had Dash pinned beneath her, hooves locked together as they wrestled for dominance, both parties panting heavily from the exertion.

>>26923938
She'd be fine after a few minutes, granted which luna would step up to try her best to defend celestia.

after that? it'd be like repelling rockets as a pyro.

>>26923947
If we're not dealing with some kind of vaguely defined magic door then the ponies are fucked, because we're going to nuke them from orbit.

>>26923993
"No good...lousy...egotistic foal!"
"Stupid...nhff...inbred hick!"
"Gonna..mhff...mess you up somethin'...nnhh fierce..."
"Right...back at ya...ghhf"
The two stared at each other, locked in a stalemate as brows furrowed in anger while foreheads ground against each other, sounds of breath heavy in the air, when finally something snapped within both of the young mares. Angry punches gave way to hungry, ravenous kisses, grunts of exertion turning to throaty moans as hooves explored each others bodies with a determination all their own. Lips mashed against each other, tongues wrestling together as the duo clung tight to each other, a deep blush forming on both their cheeks.
"You hardheaded featherbrain..." mumbled Applejack, before giving a shuddering groan as Dash's teeth nipped down along her neck, the pegasi's wings wrapped tightly around the cowpony's middle as the cyan pony slid a rear leg up in between Applejack's hind legs. She panted hot breath upon AJ's throat, grinding her rear hoof against the spot which was making the cowmare shudder in delight, before grabbing hold of her ponytail and pulling her head down, craning up to breath huskily into her ear. "Tan my hide, huh? That all you gonna do?" Applejack shivered in perverse delight, grinning wide as those words stoked the flames of passion that were raging within her, hooves moving to pin Rainbow Dash firmly to the ground, dragging her tongue along the cyan mare's cheek. "Mhff...oh there's plenty ah could do do your hide, sugarcube...and ah intend to do so real thorough like..."

>>26923981
I'm going to throw a party for you.

>>26923992
don't forget the rocks. they tripped the president. we shall not stand for this

>>26923978
So I'm not the only one thinking "diabetes"?

>>26924001
>hit in face with rocket
>fine in a few minutes

what kind of logic is that?

Always bring a gun to a magic fight.

Celestia would probably be tough to take down. Luna too, if she turned back into Nightmare Moon.

Alright, guys...

Pinkie x Fluttershy
AJ x Rarity
Rarity x AJ
Dash x Twilight
Fluttershy x Dash
AJ x Pinkie
Rarity x Twilight
Celestia x Twilight
Luna x Pinkie
Luna x Dash
Luna x Fluttershy
Luna x Rarity
Luna x AJ
Twilight x Pinkie
Twilight x Dash
Twilight x Fluttershy
Twilight x Rarity
Twilight x AJ
Twilight x ???

Anything else you want me to throw in there before I finish outlining this story?

>>26923934

>>26924068
How many bullets would it take to bring down Celestia?

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

derrrrrp

>>26924073
TWILIGHT X MAYOR MARE GODDAMN IT

more importantly, we have the one thing that is guaranteed to defeat ponies


THUMBS!

>>26924062
The logic of a being that has lived for a thousand years. Magical defense on top of magical defense, on top of magical defense.

>>26924068
>implying Luna would help Equestria
Who, exactly, do you think opened the dimensional gate to let us in? Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven etc

>>26924068

>ponies with guns

I can't see it ever, even with unicorn magic theres the matter of triggers

>>26923938
I don't think so, since they seem to regard apples and pies as effective ammunition.

>>26924062
Granted she's lived for a millenia or two, I'd assume she has lived through wars.

>>26924073
>no Pinkie x Dash

do that

>>26924015

Tell me there's more.

>>26924019
will there be hoes?

>>26923934
... Do they taste like Peppermint?

>>26924096
but bullets> magic

>>26924101
I guess if they made their own guns they would be smart enough to put "hoof-friendly" triggers.

>>26924061
Yup, sure looks like it.

>>26924062
They're immortal.
The skin and hair of her face would literally reform out of nothing right on the spot like T-1000.

>>26924073

...oh shit...what are you doing?

>>26924073

Derpy shows up without warning and delivers muffins to Twilight and her friends mid-way. She then leaves completely un-aware of whats going on.

>>26924090
Mayor's already in a mayor-only gangbang further down the table.

Better scenario:

Years ago, one of Earth's many offworld colonies, having been out of contact with their mother world for centuries, decides to send a ship back to find out what happened...

Some random pony day, a strange star appears in the sky, one that greatly unnerves the Princess. High above the planet, the massive form of an ancient colony ship looms, trying in vain to raise communication with a civilization that is no longer there.

What happen?

>>26924073

Twilight x Spike

>>26924101
So Alligator takeover is inevitable.

>>26924119
but how do you shoot bullets if your guns are potplants?

>>26924126
Oh bullshit, they never said anything about being immortal, ageless I could see maybe but not immortal.
That's no fair.

>>26923993
>>26924015
They just don't write hate sex like they used to.

>>26924143
You really have to ask?

>>26924143
That happened in Battle for Terra and that movie sucked. Think of something else.

>>26924147

Anything with fingers can operate a gun. The dogs would have an edge

>>26922414
Heh, when in Rome

>engage ponies in war
>Celestia locks the earth in synchronous rotation with the sun, causing one side to fry and the other to freeze
>ponies win, Flawless Victory

>>26924143
nuke from orbit.....always nuke from orbit

>>26924061
I'd recommend you to delete that post

>>26924117
And bitches. And weed. Not for you though. I need it so I can better congratulate you on what ever it is I was talking about.

>>26924102
>>26924105
Wars fought with apples and other fruit being kicked around.

Seriously, ponies use mail for communication, dragonmail at best, which is only available to select individuals. Half of Equestria would already be a smoking ruin before Celestia has even heard that the war has started.

>>26924073
Apple Jack x Spike

>>26924143
friendship ensues

>>26924179
this once again brings me to the "bullet to the face" argument

>>26924146
>Twilight x ???
already there

>>26924170
Gummy and Spike tag team. GOOD LUCK!

>>26923993
>>26924015

>>26924206
this is a good argument

>>26924061
Time to find a new trip eh?

>>26924158
Ehh. I'm not entirely comfortable with writing full on porn on here...or entirely comfortable with writing porn about pastel colored magic ponies. Reflects in my less than stellar attempt at hatesexing, I'm assuming?

Besides, it'd probably end up taking up six or seven posts if I went completely over the shark with it.

>>26924193

...oh fuck...thank you so much...

BUT WHAT IF HUMANS DEVELOPED SOME KIND OF FANCY HUMAN MAGIC.
Then what.

>>26923964
hmm...


nah

damnit, the one time I wish Hunter was here. he could probably write something good

>>26924157
Yeah there's no basis for it at all
But it would be pretty cool

>>26924179
Fucking awesome, that's even easier

>>26924206
You'd be dead before you could even build a spaceship/dimensional portal to get to Equestria, though.

>>26923964
we're talking about explosions over here, go away

>>26924255
don't worry I won't impersonate you

dunno bout others though

>>26924199
Wars fought and WON by apples and fruit. The inhabitants of appleoosa could throw pies hard enough to literally stop a buffalo in its tracks - that's pretty fucking hard.

>>26924277

Nobody really cares enough to impersonate each other here I think. Except for that one person who hates that author so much.

>>26924273
so, by this argument your suggesting that ponies are the aggressor? I was under the impression both sides meet each other on a neutral playing field

>>26924202
>There used to be a civilization here
>It's gone
>Some new species now controls the place.

Nah, more likely they put 2 and 2 together and assume that ponies were the ones that killed them off.
Cue swift extermination.

NEW TOPIC

are ponies living on earth?

they have similar wears, planets, stars and etc
as humans.

so could it be?

>>26924277
Nah, I doubt anyone would do that.

>>26924302
>author
Oh how I hate him so.

>>26924269
hunter can write?

Can't impersonate someone whose trip is longer than the name box can display

>>26924321
Let go of your hate...

>>26924260
Don't need to. Celestia and Luna aren't gods, just in the eyes of the ponies they're gods. If ponies came here, we'd mow right through them, try to understand their dimension-hopping tech, take their lands seeing as they're not human an therefore inferior (MAGNETO WAS RIGHT), and make equestria our own. Dealing with the dragons will be much harder than dealing with all of the ponies and even then we'll still win. It won't end like Reign of Fire, more like we find out cooked dragon tastes better than chicken.

>>26924318

Celestia called the place Earth in A Bird in the Hoof.

Considering she is the resident immortal...

>>26924338
I can do whatever I want. I can even be the president.

>>26924319

...seriously?

>>26924339
Fuck you.
Making me fap before 6:00...

>>26924321
there's alwas a guy pretending to be chistery

>>26924350
I can see us making an alliance with dragons. allowing them to go as they please in equestria in exchange for help against the ponies

I don't need a trip because I prefer that self gratification feeling.

>>26924350
I like the way you think. I always loved the idea of humans being the merciless alien invaders

>>26924359
>>26924319
Next time you samefag, you might want to clear the name and email field.

>>26924379
I like not having a trip because if I say or do anything stupid I can just blend in with the rest of you.

>>26924359
it happens to the best of us

>>26924392
>implying samefagging when he accidentally gave up his trip in a screenshot

>>26924389
yeah, let's face it. Humans are the cockroaches of the Universe.....or will be soon

>>26924405
I take off name/trip whenever I'm going to say something stupid

or when I'm not contributing

>>26924355

I think it's pretty clear she meant earth in the generic sense. Which isn't to say it's not possible that our earth is their earth, just that your observation doesn't really prove anything one way or the other.

>>26924392

>not samefagging
>was an idiot an accidentally posted tripcode

>>26924362

Would you?

>>26924379
I don't need a trip because Anonymous is always right.

>>26924073
Twilight x Twilight

You think Celestia's bad? Wait till she gets injured in the conflict and Luna goes all Nightmare Moon on humanity's ass. You thought that whole endless night thing was a joke? Lets see how those hairless apes like eternal freezing darkness!

>>26924405
I steal other peoples identities when they aren't looking. Nobody ever second guesses when I'm Klondike.

>>26924423
same here.

>>26924392
>he didn't see the screenshot

>>26923501
Thank you for all that voted. Soon I'll give even more reason to vote for the server: A 30GB+ pony folder and a replica of Ponyville in the server.

...Oh my god, I'm obsessed with ponys.

Nothing of value was lost, but everything was gained

>>26924418
Face it? Hell, embrace it.
WE GOT THE THUMBS BABY, ABUSE EM

>>26924405

>I like not having a trip because if I say or do anything stupid I can just blend in with the rest of you.

Same here, trips are terrible. If I had a name on, I wouldn't be able to do anything I normally get away with.

>>26924389
Let's face it, if we see sentient talking ponies, our first thought won't be "EQUALS".

>>26924428
Not to that, but furiously to the Fluttershy pic.

>>26924423
>or when I'm not contributing
I like you anonymous tripfag

>>26924454
EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH!!!!

>>26924305
If we consider that side of the argument, I'd say if someone was the aggressor it would definitely be us. Equestia is fucking RIPE with natural resources. Fucking gems scattered around the hill like litter. Pegasus ponies' ability to control the weather would also be something a lot of people would be very interested to acquire, not to mention magic.

We have gone to war for a lot less.

>>26924405
I use a trip to give myself some accountability. Remember, audience+anonymity can turn anybody into an asshole, so I cut out half of the equation and use a trip.

>>26924475

I'd imagine the local wildlife would be a problem

>>26924318
Twilight mentions and looks at constellations several times in the series, I guess if someone really wanted to go nuts they could check to see if they correspond to any of ours

>>26924509
once again. this brings me to the "bullet to the face" argument

>>26924457
not to mention if we all had trips we'd come to the sad sad realization that there are only 8 of us

>>26924516

they do.

>>26924413
and the rest is history
>>26924516

The deadliest, most devastating weapon in all Equestria.

>>26924509
>napalm

If we all had trips we'd be ponychan

>>26924529
Oh god how I lol'd

>>26924472
>mfw as indians, french people and everyone who's ever extensively hated the United States do this

>>26924516
We must map out a speculated path to equestria. This is our purpose in life.

>>26924529
I like the illusion that there may or may not be more than eight of us talking.

was supposed to do the AJ x Rarity fic...but now that people are messing with my trip, I guess I'll go anonymous for now...

>>26924466
>>26924423

>>26924555

Yeah, that didn't work on the Vietcong, I doubt it will stop the supernatural denizens of the Everfree.

don't forget, we have jets and bombers that can easily go several times the speed of sound. they only have one Pegasus that can do that

>>26924568
you're still doing it, right?

>>26924554
>Not oatmeal

>>26924549
Well there you go then.
Post apocalyptic future Earth, or alternate dimension, take your pick.

I prefer alternate dimension.

>>26924558
Rule 1 of /co/:
You do not talk about ponychan.
Rule 2 of /co/
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT PONYCHAN!

>>26924568
I won't use your trip anymore, don't worry about it. I really have no interest in impersonating you.

>>26924587
Fine, just nuke the place

>>26924526
The most troubling things would possibly be the Parasprites. Jesus, think how bad things would be if they were HERE.
>>26924555
Napalm can only do so much

>>26924567
We're all the same person.

Sup nerds.
Anything good happen today, ot just same old shit?

>>26924567
So do I, anon, so do I.

>>26924568
If you're actually doing something I'll drop the trip to avoid confusion.

>>26924598
yeah, this actually turns the argument for me. my vote now goes for humans

>>26924601

sure...why not...each post could take a minute though. You got time to stick around?

>>26924629
Read the topic, then skim the thread.
It's almost shocking

>>26924598
On the other hand, they have potentially many unicorns who can project force far enough to really fuck with a jet fighter.

>>26924428
Of course.

>>26924475
Gemstones are only valuable because they're rare. If they're suddenly everywhere, like the are in Equestria, they lose all value. We wouldn't go to war over that.

>>26924629
We are talking about something other than shipping, ponychan or fanfics for a long time.

>>26924612

A saturation-level nuclear barrage isn't an option if we, humanity, plan to use the land we're carpet bombing anytime in the next few hundred years. I was under the impression we were trying to get at Equestria's natural resources or somesuch. That being the case, I honestly can't think of any good way to conquer the ponies without excessive bloodshed and/or total thermonuclear devastation. I'm guessing we'll just have to suck it up and negotiate with the ponies for mining rights to select areas in exchange for some of our non-weapon technology.

>>26924073
Applejack x Dash

>>26924690
but they have that sweet sweet untapped oil

Reply to this post if you are still in high school

>>26924660
I dunno, there's alotta BIG wildlife in Equestria.

I take it there may be more Star Creatures too. Gigantic night scorpions and that ilk.

>>26924646
>>26924609

I appreciate a good gag as much as the next person. You guys can keep using my trip if you want. Just don't turn me into an asshole with it.

>>26924696
>negotiate
Now you're just being silly.
If we can't have all the land, nobody can have any of it.

>>26924696
>negotiate

I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about humans, not pussies

>>26924749
>>26924721

Apparently we're also acting under the assumption that W's back in office...

>mfw I finally updated from 4chan x 1.5.7 to the latest version

>>26924761
I thought this was a given

>>26924761
faggot

>>26924720

I miss A.J. :(

>>26924761

>entire human race represented by the USA

this is what amerifats actually...

you know what, fuck it. I can't do this.

>>26924686
Our jet fighters have armament with enough range to hit a target before the plane can even be seen.

Our bombers fly too high to be visible to the naked eye.

Even our ground based missiles can be aimed through satellites to hit a mark of only a few meters in diameter with ease.

I highly suspect an unicorn could destroy something they can't even see.

You are now imaging a Spanish vs the Aztecs situation with humans vs the ponies. A rampaging but small and heavily armed band of human "explorers" goes nuts in Canterlot, resulting in a night long orgy of violence as the "explorers" attempt to escape the city.

Staring Celestia as pony Montezuma II

>>26924761

>W. back in office

>>26924717
Wouldn't that balance out in our favor?
Burn the Everfree down and all the animals will have to go somewhere, chances are some of them will go to Ponyville

>>26924761
Nope, it's the nature of beings at the top of the chain. We're at the top, therefore we must use our advantages and superior power over those who are not at the top.

>>26924802
they slaughter the ponies in ponyville. and the day is won

>>26924782

but I'm right here...

>>26924820
VICTORY!!!

>>26924771
assface

>nukes devastate all of equestria
>any ponies that survive flee to the underground caverns, developing over the centuries
>humans leave the planet until it's deemed habitable
>return to establish a new society
>ponies caverns heavily developed, nuclear fallout mutated them into abberations of their former selves
>birth defects are rampant, but they continue to reproduce like vermin
>eventually, they come back up

>>26924761

>George W. Bush declares war on Equestria
>invades Care-a-Lot instead
>loses war to Care Bear insurgents
>you go to war with what you have

>>26924841

Giant worms

Giant worms everywhere...

>>26924761
I was sort of thinking this was in the future, seeing as we are apparently flying space ships over there

>>26924793
but telekinesis is pretty versatile. A pony who's special talent was, say, anti-aircraft magic (They got made fun of in school a lot. Who's laughing now?) would probably be pretty good at knocking a missile off course, or driving a plane into the ground. Missiles are fast, but if you can put force on it without needing to be anywhere near it it could be very effective.

>>26924827

:O, are you writing something right now?

>>26924413
Should I feel shame for imagining Braeburn fucking me softly?

>>26924793
>amerifats
Don't you fucking dare pander to the immaturity of the other boards, I thought you were better than this, /co/.

>>26924413
its ok, atleast you didn't accidentally give your FB to /b/

>>26924875

>:O

stop that and I will...

>>26924896
I can give two reasons for that. He was either joking, which it looks like
or...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USvMWm-ZqvQ

>>26924883
Yes. Braeburn is a talking horse you weirdo. And a dude.

>>26924875
>:O
>emoticon
>on 4chan

God I love these comics

>>26924841
War. War never changes.

>>26924790
I'm not even american but I would sure as hell wouldn't mind if the enemy wasn't human. I can easily see Earth banding together in a scenario like that. Especially if the enemy was clearly weaker than us and you had to be quick to get to the spoils.

>>26924608
Rules of /co/ pony threads
1. do not talk about /b/
2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT PONYCHAN
3. homo shipping > straight shipping
4. Leth, Royal, and Tripfag are here for thread coherence

>>26924911

>>26924811
At the top in our own eyes. We have no real knowledge of what these ponies are capable of.

>>26924932

>>26924964
And how will we find out without trying to blast them to shit first?

>Humans invade equestria
>Celestia is killed
>The air is turning to ice

>>26924927
>implying we're not all gay for Braeburn

Rules of /co/ pony threads
1. do not talk about /b/
2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT PONYCHAN
3. homo shipping > straight shipping
4. Leth, Royal, and Tripfag are here for thread coherence
5. There is never enough meta discussion

>>26925000
>dat fanfic
Never thought I'd feel nostalgic for something that happened less than a year ago.

>>26924964
We don't. All we know is that it would be our win in the end, hardly any civilian casualties on our side while we destroy their mares and fillies

>Peta patrol comes in during the war
>But their mares and fillies

THEY'RE FUCKING PONIES WITH MAGIC THAT CAN KILL US! WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON ANYWAY?!

>>26924793
I'm not from the US
I was talking about human weaponry in general.

>>26925006

If everybody is so gay for him, where's all the Braeburn fanart? He's barely got any at all.