>>26907260
Okay, how much consensual straight sex would Dash have to get into the wonderbolts?

Dash Thread!

>>26907242

This should be a good thread

Quick Flockmod Interjection

>>26907286

>>26907286

Plenty.

>>26907286
You're just a big fat jerk, Anonymous. You know that?

Go dash!
You ave your threads!
I still love you ;-;

>>26907286
2. That's her limit.

Some anon was complaining about the animation in FiM, saying that it was "crappy".
Well, i invite that anon to see this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYe0TYn6bzk

>>26907006
Roogna:
Well, guy, the way I see it, you've already made up your mind.
Perhaps you've made the wrong assumption. Or perhaps the assumption you've made is reinforced by a subliminal desire for some Gilda x Fluttershy action.

Who can say? I'm not going to shatter your fantasy, you pervert. I will say this one thing, though.

Be careful when you show them online.

>>26907242
I approve of this!

Great starting pic!

Y'know, as much as I adore a certain other, fashionable pony, y'all got to admit that Rainbow Dash is just fucking cool personified.

Fuck Dash, we need more Firefly and Spitfire art.

>>26907319
Is that a Zebra in their homeland?

>>26907352

I don't even like Dash.

>>26907281
That's not how I remember that episode!
And I doubt the princess would speak in language so foul to a foal.

>>26907325

Her hair is so awesome.

>>26907329

Yeah

I read that fic

>>26907375
Anonymous confirmed for bad taste

>>26907346
Be car-
What. What are you going on about? The only Gilda and Fluttershy interaction I'd like too see is more yelling. Maybe physical violence.

Because of her connections to Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash is now governor of Cloudsdale, what happens?

Fuck yeah, Dash thread. This thread is gonna' be at least 20% cooler than the last one.

>>26907421
She manages to crash it into the ground due to her terrible management skills. But not before abusing her position for fun and profit.

I'm content with the 3 races of ponies we have now.

Why make more pony races? Anything else just seems ridiculous.

>>26907456
Shoo Bee Doo

>>26907456

but we need to explore the race of mole ponies who live deep under Equestria.

Thinking about ponies in bed last night, I had a bit of an epiphany.
If Celestia and Luna do their Sun/Moon thing like twice each day, does that mean it's daylight/night for all of Equestria at once, unlike the Earth? I then thought, if this was the case, the planet they're on can't be a ball. So I propose to you, Equestria, a la Discworld.

Equestria is a giant disc of earth, resting on the backs of four giant ponies, who in turn rest on the back of a giant alligator who drifts aimlessly through space. This explains how the weather is dependant on the ponies.
Not inked because I can't draw on model Gummy to save my life.

>>26907491
I prefer to think of them as pretenders to god-hood. Yes, they are powerful, and they can wreck things. But with Zecora and her weather mention, I think they only control a small area.

Also, does anyone know how to have Chrome stop adding my name in the quick reply?

Been a while.

I have an idea... ponies!

>>26907409
Well, just 'cause someone uses "flip-flop" as an insult, you automatically assume they're Gilda; and when the subject is taking Fluttershy out to dinner and you're automatically assuming this person is Gilda...
Certain conclusions can be drawn.

...Alright, I guess I'll add something else here. Physical violence and yelling? That's an interesting thing to want to see.

She's so fucking awesome.

this is the only Rainbow Dash related pic I have on me right now
IN 3D

Would you?

If there was a Pony Kart, would you play it?

>>26907573
Nope.

>>26907483
Hey, RS, what's up next? Feelin' kinda shit today. Hoping I can look forward to something.

>>26907573

Why is it that the best Dash pictures are humanized?

Post desktop ponies jamming out to the song you are currently playing.

>>26907579
No doubt.

>>26907573
Would I bash that abomination's head in? Yes I would.

>>26907573
'Fraid so.

>>26907546
Is this genderswapped Dash?

>>26907579
>>26907573

yes amd double yes

>>26907579
Hell yes, I would!

What kind of items would be in Pony Kart?

>>26907572
Every single time, I swear ...

>>26907597
Dash is so blazed!

>>26907363
blueray just stated that it is one of Applejack's ancestors. So she is part Zebra.

And if the person who was asking for story help is around, there is a fic where AJ is also part human.

>>26907612
>>26907579
>There will never be a FIM racing game.

>>26907585
Next up is a humanized futa mane cast orgy. I was posting some teasers earlier today and there seemed to be interest. And rage.

After that is physiologically accurate virgin Twilight in heat x anonymous male.

>>26907612

instead of shooting missiles you get pies to throw at the other ponies.

>>26907597
because manfaces makes you hot for hard thick megacocks in your ass, on your hands..in your mouth

Posting Dash in a Dash thread.

>>26907579
I would be inclined to play any pony game that didn't suck. So yeah, probably.

>>26907572

>only one

have another!

>>26907630
>After that is physiologically accurate virgin Twilight in heat x anonymous male.

: |

>>26907541
I just want Fluttershy hurt.
And I don't mean Whips and chains hurt.
I mean hurt hurt.
All of the other ponies put her up on a pedestal like shes some sort of Pristine idol. Gilda was the only character who broke that, and maybe rainbow dash in Dragonshy, but even she didnt have the balls to insult her to her face.
Basically I really dont like fluttershy

>>26907608
I don't know?

>>26907491
And now we need the fanfic writers to catch up with this idea. Anyone like the idea of Celestia as the Patrician (Matrician?) as much as I do? Or maybe it should be Princess Vetinari.

>>26907626
>Applejack's ancestors. So she is part Zebra

And people like to portray her as massively racist. Figures. I like the piece though, looks good.

>>26907656

>>26907600
To a Supertramp ballad? Nah, my Dashie's got the right idea.

>>26907630
>I was posting some teasers earlier today

Fucking where?! Repost please?

>>26907608
ah no, no it's regular dash. you can see that the artist isn't familiar with drawing breasts at all, from how misshappen it appears to be.

>>26907630

God that orgy is awesome

I suggest Caramel

>>26907624
>>26907656
Where did these come from?

Brushie Brushie~

Right. Rianbowdash.

That's the one with the Rainbow and the hyphen mark, right?

>>26907645
Vague implications that you get off to torture aside, I will admit, here, that Fluttershy isn't my favorite, either. Though I don't take it as far as you seem to desire to.

Still, nothing preventing me from taking her out to dinner 'cause Beedrill won't make up his mind.

And I'm out of humanized Rainbow Dash images, but have the conceptualization of a tachyon in motion.

See anything familiar?

>>26907696

>Repost please?

Please don't ask Semi to shit up this thread too. He did it earlier and it wasn't pretty.

>>26907696
“Pinkie!” Dash said. “You’re enjoying this?”
“Why not, silly? Dinner and a show.”
“Um, I feel really awkward,” Fluttershy said.
“Quite,” said Rarity.
“Ah ain’t never been to a party lie this before,” Applejack said.
“OK, but listen,” Twilight said, trying to speak above the grunting and screaming coming from the princesses. “All we have to do is sit here. It’s not going to get any worse. It could have been, but I think this is all Luna wants. You don’t have to look. We can just sit here. And a few minutes we can leave, and we can all forget this ever...”
Twilight was interrupted by a loud clap. There was a sudden gust of wind and the decorative candles on the table were snuffed out. Plates and silverware bounced from some unseen force. All along the table, people felt some magical energy passing through their bodies.
“Oh, hell,” said Twilight.

>>26907745
I WANT THAT GODDAMN CELESTIA X FS FIC

>>26907670
I put it in the same tier as Rarity hating on mules. it would be funny if that's what they really are, or at least related to one.

>>26907745
I took his keys, not his life.But how about I take you to Denny's at least?

Candyvag?

>Rainbow Dash thread.
/)^ɛ^(\
::wub wub wub::

>>26907739
Megasweet

>>26907757

“What was that?” Fluttershy had almost screamed.
“Twi? Twi, what just happened?” Applejack begged to know. Twilight had gone from a beet red to a pale white in seconds. Twilight didn’t answer at first, she just had a thousand yard stare.
“Twilight, darling? You’re scaring me,” Rarity said. “What’s going on?”
“Yeah,” said Dash. “What’s the deal?”
Twilight swallowed hard. “Luna... I guess I just really underestimated Luna.” Twilight looked into the eyes of all her friends. There was a growing ruckus from the other party guests as they discovered for themselves what had happened. “She just cast the spell again. She just cast it on all of us.” Her friends blinked in surprise, not fully grasping the implications. “We just grew our own penises,” Twilight added.

>>26907600
You have an excellent taste in music.

FLAP YOUR SKINNY WINGS LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN

>>26907745
Aside from the part where ignore the part where I specify that I don't want to see it in a sexual context, I'll clarify that I don't want her to just be a punching bag, but I don't think she should be so special that no one is allowed to even be upset at her, in the wrong or not.

Dash is tied with Fluttershy for my least favorite, but damn is she cute when she's all prettied up~

>>26907645
Dash is pretty direct about fluttershy in sonic rainboom.
And Angel throws shit at her all the time.

>>26907773
>/)^ɛ^(\

I will accept your emoticon this ONE TIME because of it being close enough to squishyface.

>>26907739
Megasweet. i think i colored them

I just started watching today...
why can't I stop?
What is this glorious madness?

>>26907827

>>26907784

God Dash you really let yourself go.

Now you'll never be a Wonderbolt

Let's rock this shit.

whoops, I have ONE more humanized dash picture

>>26907784
Twilight’s five friends were speechless for a moment. They ignored the shrieks and laughs and roars from the other guests. Pinkie was the first to move. She hiked up her dress and reached up underneath it.
“Oh wow!” she said, cheerfully. “I got a big one!” She reached up with her other hand to grab the rest of it. “OH WOW!”
Fluttershy didn’t move at all, except for a slight wobbling as she almost passed out.
Applejack looked to her left and looked to her right. She tried to be discrete while not being discrete at all, and moved one hand off the table to feel below, through her gown. She blushed.
Dash’s brow was furrowed. She wasn’t particularly happy. She was more a shade of green than blushing red.
Rarity really did manage to be discrete. Both of her hands remained on the table, perfectly poised, and she sat their with perfect posture. Twilight, who was sitting next to her at the table, noticed that Rarity was experimentally rubbing her knees together, all under the table and out of view of other guests.
Twilight sighed and rolled her eyes. She was in no particular hurry to check herself. She had cast this spell on herself more than once. And she knew there would be plenty of time. Luna’s special party was just getting started.

>>26907840
An innocent show that doesn't try to be hip or "ironic"?

Rainbow is okay.
I'm more for Applejack.

>>26907840
There seems to be a lot of people popping here here saying they've started today... interesting.

But glad you're enjoying it all the same.

she's gonna die alone and virgin,because she's never gonna fit in her sugar coated super girly world

>>26907840

You'll be fapping to horsecock in 10 seconds flat!

>>26907761
Can't help you there, guy. Sorry.

>>26907762
Nah, I'm good. In an hour, Fluttershy will be here and we'll go out and get a bite to eat.
I'm sure she'll have some ...interesting anecdotes from her day to share.

>>26907047
Rainbow Dash: But I, but... you're... this has to be a joke, right?
Wonderbolt: Sorry, those are the rules. You want in, you gotta blow all the guys in the Wonderbolts.
RD: How could you make me do that?!
WB: All the other girls had the same initiation. Don't worry! It's just a one-time thing, you go down on us, and then you're in for life!
RD: (Think, Rainbow, THINK, you'll never have another chance like this... I know it seems really creepy but this is what you've wanted for so long--)
WB: Hey, you in?
RD: *weakly* Yes...
WB: Cool man, here's the key to our pad, see you tonight!

Later that evening...

RD walks into hotel, there's a decent sized crowd of bored-looking male ponies.

RD: Who are all these ponies?! You said I only had to do the Wonderbolts!
WB: Oh no, nononono, see, these ARE the Wonderbolts. We're the most famous flyers in Equestria, we do shows all over the world. Did you really think it was just the six of us?

Check out THESE clackers!

>>26907869
I think you are confusing cartoon characters with yourself again Anonymous.

>>26907784
> direct sequel to "everyone is so flabbergasted the princesses are fucking" fic
> the characters are reacting predictably and at least half on-model

>>26907840
Get out of these threads before you do something you regret.

>>26907840
Glad you're enjoying us!

And by the way, ALL of us went through the same thing. Just let it flow.

>>26907853
You shut your mouth.

>>26907784
>Not entirely sure I want to know what this mass of words is saying
>Decide to read only a little bit to conserve SAN
>"“We just grew our own penises,” Twilight added."
>SAN loss

>>26907861
Their attention was finally distracted when a nearby party guest ripped off her gown and sat right on the table. Her laughing husband started to fellate her in front of everybody else.
“Oh, great,” Dash said. “Now I guess everybody is going to have sex.”
“Yeah, well,” Twilight said. “That’s the thing about the spell. It doesn’t just give women penises. It makes everybody really, really horny.”
“Like some kinda side effect?” AJ asked.
“I really don’t know,” Twlight said. “It could be a part of the magic. Or it could just be psychological.”
“Hey, girls, look at this!” Pinkie Pie squealed, and stood up, pulling up her dress and exposing her new dick to everybody. “Isn’t it great?” Rarity found it wobbling inches away from her face and she snapped her face away.
“Pinkie! What on earth are you doing?”
“Isn’t it awesome? Look at all the veins.”
“I’m trying not to. That’s gross, gross, gross!”
“Look, if you push on the veins, you can see which way the blood is flowing!” Pinkie Pie was already semi-erect, and it was still growing. It was massive at the base, and seemed to taper towards then end, even though the head was still very large. “Ooo,” she said, as the head began to lift up on its own towards the horizontal.
“Oh my,” said Fluttershy, “That is a very big one. Probably the biggest I’ve ever seen.”

>>26907867

Thanks
I decided to watch it initially cause the link the the first episode was posted somewhere convenient and i was bored...
It's so addictive and wonderful though.

>>26907904
>US

Them... Derp.

oh god

why am i getting a boner

>>26907938
That made me smile.

>>26907950
Because you are sick.

>>26907892
is a classic senario, really. all the girls will eventually get boyfriends, marry and have kids. except her and maybe twillight. But twillight is submissive, so in the end even her can find a good abusve guido to fuck her.
after a few yearsr, she's gonna seclude herself away to avoidseeing all the babies she'll never have. and one day she's gonne abuse scootaloo. shame will drive her so suicide. and that's probably the happiest ending for her.

>>26907929
“Hey, Fluttershy, let’s do it!”
“Um,” said Fluttershy.
“Pinkie Pie!” said Rainbow Dash. “You’re going to have sex with your own friends? Here? Now?”
“Yeah, Pinkie,” said AJ. “What’s gotten into you?”
“Um,” said Fluttershy.
“It’s not inside of me, silly, it’s on the outside,” Pinkie said. “And besides, who else would I have sex with? I don’t even know any of these other people!”
“Um,” said Fluttershy.
“I have to admit, she’s got a bit of a point,” Rarity said. “Some of these people are most off-putting. You know, I don’t mind attending an orgy. But for the sake of basic etiquette, they should tell you it’s an orgy on the invitations. This is most impolite.”
“OK, besides that,” Dash said. “Are you just going to push Fluttershy around like that, Pinkie?”
“Um, I’ll do it” said Fluttershy.
“Yeah,” said Applejack. “You know how sensitive Fluttershy is. You can’t just go flopping on top of her or nothing.”
Um, I said I’ll do it” said Fluttershy.
“Now wait just a minute,” Rarity said. “Fluttershy is a woman, just like the rest of us. She’s got womanly needs, just like the rest of us.”
“Yeah!” said Pinkie. “You can’t just assume that Fluttershy doesn’t want my big fat cock just because she’s so sensitive. Twilight, what do you think?”
“Well, I...”
“I SAID I WANT IT INSIDE OF ME!” Fluttershy screamed. Half the table turned to look at her. “Oh, I’m so sorry. I’m such a loud mouth.”

>>26907938
Scootakite?

That's pretty cute.

>>26907950
It's from the feelings of awesome coursing through your veins.

Relish it. Enjoy it. It is YOURS.

>mfw Royal Iridescence is Kloudmutt

>>26907773
>::wub wub wub::

FUCKING DUBSTEP

>Bad porn fiction dump

At least Faceless has tact enough to spoiler his stuff and he's the worst /co/ MLP threads have to offer.

>>26907981
That doesn't even make any sense.

her belly is 20% more marshmallowy than other ponies. it's a fact

>>26907996
I was thinking the same thing.

>>26907981
No. RI is a /b/tard who used to post under the name Pony.

This is an awesome thread.

>>26907997
I haven't even gotten to the porn yet, kiddo.

>>26908001
So pony vagina feels like marshmallows?

BRB groceries

>>26907997
You missed mine a few days baCHOLY FUCKBALLS THAT LIGHTNING BOLT SOUNDED SUPER CLOSE.

>>26908014
not from /b/

why does everybody keep assuming that?

>>26908014
I think the only reason he changed it was because the archive picked up all his threads because of the name.

Unfortunately it STILL picks them all up because it recognizes 'brony' as it's in his trip. Which counts for whatever reason.

>>26908014
I thought Royal Hated /b/?

>>26908070
memory?

>>26907997

>Sippin' on Haterade

Is My Little Pony an acceptable anime for christians?

>>26907966
Anon I think you secretly desire to be a woman and experience the joys of marriage (to a man) and childbirth. But you won't admit this to yourself because you know you can't have these things. You cannot be the housewife and mother that you long to be. It makes you especially bitter towards children, so bitter that you sometimes have thoughts of hurting them when you see them. And your shame over all of this is building. Now you are attached to this little girl's cartoon show for some reason, probably to appease the side of you that feels he is a woman, but your mind, sickened and warped by despair and anger, is making you project all your inner emotions onto the characters of the show. My heart goes out to you Anonymous. You're one troubled person.

>>26908071
Does it? I'll have to check that tomorow.

>>26908084
Memory of what, exactly?

>>26908091
Anime doesn't come from Canada, silly.

>>26908091

Christians love goat anime.

>>26907784 “She just cast the spell again. She just cast it on all of us.”

Luna, that was a dick move.

>>26908104
>piercings

Boner ruined.

>>26908115
CARLOS

>>26908104
Was deleted before I could report.

>>26907573
Yes I would cuddle with Rainbow Dash.

Silly Dashie! That's not how you eat a popsicle /)^3^(\

>>26908104
Well, um... That's...

Huh.

I've never seen that one before.

Can't help but ask, how many of you have friends that know about this?

>>26908070
brony on tripcode, make threads before the image limit, annoying
you know, like people from /b/

>>26908091
I wouldn't be shocked to see it playing at a christian day care center.

>>26908185
well fuck you guys then, here.

I'm still not FROM /b/ and I avoid it as much as possible.

>>26908179
All of my friends know. I don't blurt it out everywhere, but I make no attempts to hide it.

Half don't care, one thinks I'm weird for it, and the rest watch the show too.

>>26908179
I tried sharing it with a few friends, you know, >implying implications about the show. Yeah. They passed it off as meaningless 8 year old girl bullshit. Well that's that. Now my friends will never know my 4th darkest secret.

>>26908179
I do. My friend's favorite is Applejack. my sister knows too, and Dash is her favorite last time I checked (but Rarity is her "secret" favorite).

My second oldest sister never watched FiM, but she grew up with the original cartoon. Like me, her favorite was Wind Whistler (the Vulcan pony).

>>26908179

None of my roommates know my secret, but I have a couple of friends who know.

>>26908179
Have a gay friend who thinks I'm gayer than he is because of it.

Got him to watch, some, though, and it seems to be growing on him.

>all this furry stuff

ugh why you Dash?

>>26908237
Related.

>>26907785

Oh cool.

guirls with dash's personality are terrible person irl.you guy can sexualize her whore look as you want, but please, stop saying stupid things about her personality being even remotely enjoyable. it's not.

>>26908219
Coulda fooled us you gigantic retard
Half the time you're posting unrelated shit anyways. I dont give a fuck if your installing java to your xbox or whatever the fuck stupid project you were doing.
So fucking deal with it.

>>26908179
All my friends know, they make little jokes about it now and again but they're pretty cool with me liking it.

>>26908179
I generally haven't mentioned it. Never really had cause to bring it up in conversation.

>>26908253
I still d'aww whenever I read this

>>26908179
>Seth and Noah got me into it
>Watched it all night when I got home
>Girlfriend comes over, makes fun of me
>Go to Seths. His girlfriend and my girlfriend team up and make fun of all three of us
>Go to a friends house. Six of HIS friends show up, they catch me watching late a night.
>Next week, my girlfriend is pissed because she was up all night watching it, that same night Seths girl had the same problem
That's about 11 people, 4 of them are okay with it. OH!
>Three friends find out about it on my facebook
>They don't care, even joke about the show
So that's 14, 7 are okay about it.

>>26908288
as opposed to what? That wired article? That finfag who changed his name to Rainbow Dash? Maybe you need some hugboxing, head on over to ponychan and get some.

>>26908335
Remember when you used to post under the name Pony and you would admit that you came over from /b/ and you would vigorously defend /b/ every time we made fun of it?

I could never let my friends know that I watch the show, not because I think they'll abandon me, but because it goes against everything I (used to) stand for. Ill look like a massive hypocrite, although my internet browsing over the last few weeks has completely shifted. Nothingtoxic no longer exists, and theync is riddled with viruses. So now instead of watching the newest beheading from the cartel, im watching ponies. I dont really enjoy watching death anymore. I feel sadness for the people in the videos, and cant imagine the thoughts racing through their minds as they stare down the barrel of a gun. Fuck it. Ill watch ponies any day over the terrible shit I used to watch. Besides, my life's been better over the last few weeks. More interaction, more happiness, I even got a fucking job. I cant contribute it all to My Little Pony, but I can't escape the thought that it had something to do with it.

>>26908367
Pepperidge Farms remembers.

So how about that Dash huh?

She sure was a cute filly. Her voice was a bit too squeaky though.

>>26908179

One time I asked a friend if the name "Applejack" meant anything to him. He figured I was talking about the cereal, and we got into a conversation about how unethical advertisements aimed at children are. (ironic, considering I wanted to talk about My Little Pony)

So no, none of my friends know.

Are we still posting Dash?

>>26908335
That response doesn't even make any sense you stupid fucking hick. GOD. Damnit
Get a fucking shotgun to kill yourself with, notwithstanding that you'd naught be able to figure out how to pull the trigger.

>>26908395
I think her Squeaky voice just made her all the more cute.

>>26908390
attribute, not contribute. Also, I think being high has something to do with liking the show. Its just too fucking happy. I never smile, but I smile when i'm watching that damn show.

>>26908401

>>26908367
>admit that you came over from /b/ and you would vigorously defend /b/ every time we made fun of it?
No, I don't. First, because I'm not from /b/
/b/ is a bunch of faggots

>>26908420
But there can always too much of a good thing.

>>26908400

I still haven't told my best friend. He used to be incredibly homophobic, but he seems to be getting better about it...

Anyway, I think he MIGHT be all right with it, but I honestly don't know, and I'm too afraid to find out.

Fuckin magic, man.

>>26908439
I didn't mean to reply to anyone. My bad. Have another Dash.

>>26908254
huh.

>>26908468
They make the rockin' world go round

>>26908458
Seize the day, Anonymous. Don't live in fear.
Jam your dick in his ass at the very next opportunity you have.

Lyra is a mute

best female black character ever

>Awful Dash furry art
>Laughably bad fapfiction
>Shit throwing

Well, at least the last thread was nice. Off to bed.

>Listening to Godspeed
>Loud-ass thunder
>Car alarm goes off
>Assume it to be part of music
>mute
>It's not

IF I DON'T MAKE IT OUT ALIVE TELL DASH I LOVE HER

candy vag

>>26908500
...

:3

She needs a musical number next season.

>>26908390
>>26908435

The mind is a pretty powerful thing.

Injecting lighthearted things into it really does and can make you feel better. Obviously you shouldn't embrace the show wholeheartedly like some people do, but there is nothing wrong with letting it make you smile and feel better.

It works the other way too. Watching nothing but depressing things can just grind on you day after day, and just put you into a worse mood.

Sorry for the armchair psychology muttering. I just mean that it's good you're pulling something positive from the show to improve your life in a realistic way.

>>26908533

>>26908500

Nope, that's Scratch.

So how important is Dash? She was the head of the weather team, and it was her job to clear Ponyville that one time. Is it her job alone? Others were arranging a downpour, was she the head of that?

Right...
Sure thing pinkie
I'd say inb4 '>Dragonforce', but someone will say it anyway

>>26907600
Well that is oddly accurate...

>>26908539
Seconded.

A solo song is definitely needed from her.

>>26908552
>How important is Dash?
Her Sonic Rainboom made sure the six mane cast got together later on to stop Night Mare Moon

Guys this is important. I just fucked a giant marshmallow fantasizing about Sweetie Belle's pussy. Does FiM pony pussy actually feel like marshmallows? If anyone wants pics I'll be posting them to /b/

>>26908542

>>26908520
IF I DON'T COME BACK TELL RARITY I LOVE HER
Fashion sense

>>26908542
Damn thats a fat pony.

>>26908552
Seems likely. She was captain of the sky team in winter wrap up after all.

>>26908557
It's Valley of the Damned, so we good.

>>26908541
Man, whenever I watch, I always, ALWAYS catch myself smiling. It just makes me feel good. I don't look at nearly as much porn anymore, and I actually get a spring in my step some days.

I wish I knew why.

>>26908395

Dashie sure likes to defend fillies' honor and then forget all about them

>>26908611

>>26908557
>Dragonforce

>>26908580
>mfw i am a rarity fan

>>26908611
If you follow Rose Tinted she's also a big fan of casual sex only.

I wish I had a Rainbow Dash plush. I would take her with me everywhere and everyone would be so jealous

>>26908592
>>26908634
Yeah, I liked 'em before they were cool.

>>26908599
Put enough happy things into your head, and it's hard for your mind to not be happy.

They have to still be something you're interested in though, since just watching terrible other happy shows won't absorb into your brain, because it's just so bad. This show is happy while still being entertaining, a rare combination.

>>26908641
It's better than RONBOW DOSH, but still has a long ways to so.

>>26908635
I am, too.

But Dashie needs her thread... It's been so long.

>>26908599
I don't think a single one of us doesn't smile like a moron while they watch

So how about we talk about shit in last night's thread? faceless gettin 4chan vanned and this shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqQrVzWcbac

>>26908640
> casual sex only.
> Dash

That seems completely plausible to me.

>>26908654
I liked Hipster Dash and HipsterJack before they were cool.

I want to like a Hipster Rarity before it's cool, but no one's made it yet.

>>26908678
>RONBOW DOSH
I have a hard time making fun of things like this. It may not look like the ones on TV, but dammit, it's hers. She made it, and it's the only one there is. Tell me you don't see Ronbow Dosh in a different light when you imagine some kid clinging to it like it's the best thing in the world.

EXTREME MODE.

>>26908678
It isn't quite on model, and the wings look a bit like gloves, but I cant say I wouldn't buy it if it were cheap enough and I didn't have to get it shipped.

>>26908696
I know I do, even during the reports to celestia, the cmc, and anything else.

>>26908714
I only liked those two ironically.

>>26908709

Does Desktop Ponies have a built-in tempo detector or something? Because I swear, Scratch's nodding is PERFECTLY in rhythm and it's kinda freaking me out.

>>26908678
Did someone say dosh? i'm pretty sure i heard someone say dosh.

>>26908678
>implying RONBOW DOSH isn't the greatest thing to ever be made

>>26908705
>>>/x/

>>26908734
I can't think of a retort besides "THANKS FOR STEALING MY IMAGE BEFORE I COULD POST IT"

The only reason people like Rarity is because of her fashion sense.

>>26908775
People like Rarity?

RAINBOW DOSH AND HER RENDS

>>26908759
So you say that Ronbow Dosh is the greatest thing ever made?
Silly Anon, that's not how you spell Ponkie Poy.

>Third-to-last trip to orthodontist this morning
>Braces tightened yet again (braces at 19 = humiliating as fuck)
>Teeth hurt like hell
>Hungry as fuck
>No soft food left
GOD DAMNIT I FEEL LIKE IM WALKING THROUGH A WHOREHOUSE WITH A CHASTITY BELT LOCKED ON MY CROTCH

IM FUCKING HUNGRY
I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP

>>26908775
I for one LOVE her voice actor, really sells the character for me.

>>26908737
Nope, she's just that awesome.

>>26908775
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINING JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>>26908773

Requesting hipster glasses on the hydra plz anyone

RAINBOW DASH WHAT HAPPEN

OH GOD I DON'T KNOW SCOOTALOO

>>26908775
Not turning this into a Rarity thread, but you just keep telling yourself that, youngn'.

>>26908775
That's one of the many reasons I like her.

>>26908802
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

>>26908775
Yeah breh, no one likes her voice

at all

never mind her demeanor and poise

>>26908801
And hipster Nightmare Moon.

>>26908790
Could always make a hamburger and put it in a blender.

Wouldn't be tasty at all, but you might not be hungry anymore.

>>26908802
WE FORGOT A TEACUP AT THE OTHER HOUSE THAT WE CAN SEE IS LIKE 10 STEPS AWAY.
THIS IS A HORRIBLE UNSOLVABLE PREDICAMENT, SO LETS SING A SONG

>>26908809
What could you possibly like about her?

>>26908790
I can feed you some of my delicious cum if you like. Rich in protein. Free delivery!

>>26908773
>Stealing my image in turn.
That's cool, I didn't even like Hipstershy in the first place, too mainstream

>>26908696
I try not to, but I rarely succeed. I almost always crack a grin watching this stupid show, and even when reading even the most garbage fanfiction. I don't laugh like a crazy bastard like I do while watching Regular Show, but that's not the same thing as having a smirk plastered on your face.

Posting Double Rainbow because someone already posted KM's Firefly picture

>>26908788
>Ponkie Poy
>not Apol Jeck
nigga you went full retard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2f68giWhO8

>>26908819
I love her voice, and think it's sexy as fuck.

I want to make a soundboard of every little thing she's ever said, squeaked, whined, or grunted, and fap to it every single night.

>>26908833
I fucking burst out laughing after reading this.

>>26908790
>Not eating normal food with braces on and manning it out.
Butch, I had a palatal expander and had to force my upper jaw apart, had to do it to myself.

Shit hurt like hell.

>>26908853
Comments tell me fucking no way I'm watching.

>>26908840
I calling you a dweeby flip flop before it's cool.

>>26908853
How is this pony related?

>>26908884
The ending was just her pointing the camera at the window with a dude standing outside.

>>26908857
You say some weird things sometimes, Anonymous.

>>26908721
Do NOT get me all sentimental during the last movement of Storm don't do this to me man.

>>26908901
Did we not establish this person is a fucking retard?

>>26908834
I will explain partially with this.

>>26908857
And that's why /co/ fucking hate us, and that's why I have to fucking agree.

>>26908938
Oh right, forgot for a moment.

this is what happens when you fuck with celestia

>>26908952
>/co/ hates us because we think a character's voice acting is hot
HAAHAHAHA
Have you ever looked at the board?

Do you guys have some suggestions for poses to practice drawing ponies in? I've been drawing for just over a month now but I am still not very good, so nothing all that complicated. If the pony is not the main part of the drawing, I won't do it. (pony piloting plain etc) Also I won't post my pictures.

>>26908952
>/co/ hates us.

>>26908952
I think a lot /co/ hates ponies for much different reasons than that.

Though it's probably not helping too much.

>>26908973
Is it bad that the FUCKING HAT ON THE GODDAMN BED drew my attention before the severed horse head blanket?

>>26909004

It's a nice hat

>>26909004
No way, that's a classy hat.

>>26908976
yeah, but we do this shit consistently. almost as bad as avatarfag's foot fetish

>>26909004
It is a pretty cool hat.

>>26909004
It's a pretty nice looking hat

>>26908973
Is that a fucking projection alarm clock?!

>>26909017
>>26909014
>>26909021
>>26909026
Its a GREAT hat
But the bitch need to take it off her bed.

>>26909004
I like the hat's material

>>26909019
We haven't fawned over voices in a while, actually. I like Spitfire's

>>26909036
That blue pillow seems horribly out of place.

>>26909036
Wouldn't you want to wake up next to that sexy sexy hat and ask it to hold you tightly?

>>26909050
Spitfire's is a lot nicer than Gilda's.

>>26909066

word up

>>26909066
No way, man, Spitfire's VA is a dweeb.
Gilda's is WAY better

hey
hey you
see this?
this is how you do an original character
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-memories-of-those-friends-whove.html#c180166658111792112
8

>>26909050
I mean weird comments and shit in general faceless
>mfw I realize that I don't care about it anymore and I should probably shut up

>>26908996
I represent all of /co/ and I'd like to give you all a trophy for being so loveable.

>>26909050
>>26909066
Spitfire's voice is sexy and sensual as fuck. She's extreme, but somehow friendly at the same time.

>>26908857
Tell me tellmeTELLMETELLME!

What're ya buyin'?

>>26909103
And that thing she does when she was getting under the covers...

>>26909088

I did a story involving an original character.

Cottonmouth liked it. So I think it passes as a character well done.

>>26909124
WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK

>>26909098
I would treat her to a drink so we could just talk about something. Her voice is indeed nice to listen to.

Which of the mane cast was the most adorable as a filly?

My vote goes to Twilight.

>>26909158
Seconding Twilight.

>>26909103
I don't even know what I'm suppose to wallow in! I'M SO PATHE-HEH-HEH-TIC

I have no fucking life left so I'm watching this show now, hope you're happy.

>>26909158
No arguments here.

>>26909158
Hard tie between Twilight and Fillyshy.

>>26908898
damn that neck looks thin. i should've widened it and drawn it on the other side of the paper instead.

>>26909158

I loved filly Dash. such frizzy hair

I NEED PICTURES
PICTURES OF DEADPOOL-SERPENT

>>26909158
>implying it's even remotely possible to have anything other than Twilight

>>26909158
cute nerdy twilight is SHOOOO ADORABLE!!!!

Hokay, first five votes decide.
Sketch = 30$
Lineart = 60$
Color = 80$

>>26909172
We're happy to have you on board

Now let the ponies wash away all your worries...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn7uMwXYU9U&feature=related
LUNA WONT YOU CRY FOR ME?

>>26909205
Paying an HIV positive prostitute for unprotected sex.

>>26909205
Kill yourself.

>>26909205
Lineart can always be colored by anyone so lineart.

>>26909158
Twilight was the cutest babby pony.

>>26909217
>Dream mode
PUSSY

>>26909146
>that car
well i know how i'm going to dress up my Jericho in APB now

>>26909205
>>26909205
you pay ME for a sketch instead!

>>26909205
Bleach for drinking purposes

>>26909225
That's one vote for lineart.

as for the other two, double retards. I'm balling the options for disco's picture

>>26909172

It was inevitable

>>26909225
Yer sending his colorings to cheaper places?
YOU FIENDISH CAPITALIST!

>>26909205
>$80 for a color
niggah what
that better be some top notch drawing

>>26909251
I wouldn't care if you were commissioning porkcow. Kill yourself.

>>26909217
ITS BEAUTIFUL

>>26909205
kill yourself!

>>26909251
Oh I wasn't responding to your question. I just want you to kill yourself.

Next thread should be an Applejack thread. I don't think I've ever seen her have one.

>>26909257

Everyone get equal chance to color in perfect anonymous imageboard

>>26909253
We need more pictures of this

>>26909271
how about go suck an egg, sit down, relax, and let me hold my poll without you trying to act like an internet badass?

>>26909205
>Those prices

>>26909218
>>26909224
>>26909248
>>26909271
>>26909277
That six votes to kill yourself. Bye bye Faceless

>>26909283
racist applejack threads from 2-3 weeks ago. the archives probably have them 40 or so threads down.

>>26909295
Says the guy that's waving his dick around for scamming some retards. Kill yourself.

>>26909295
>implying you aren't an "internet badass"

>>26909217
EUROVISION UP IN THIS BITCH

you guys are fucking retarded today...

no offence but seriously

>>26909205
Donate the money to me, then kill yourself.
I'll commish something nice and not just some shit-eating garbage.

>>26909217
The song is very nice indeed.

>>26909306
>>26909268
Are you guys serious?
That's cheap compared to other 'oh-so-high-and-mighty' artists

>>26909295
>Go suck an egg

That's a whiz-bang insult right there, chum! Wowee!

New thread. THREAD FOR THE BEST APPLEBUCKER
>>26909354
>>26909354
>>26909354
>>26909354

FIE.

1 vote for Lineart
4 votes cast to null for stupidity of not following the options

Lineart it is.

>>26909343
I only ever commissioned one thing before. It was some sort of money raising drive for her, and she was one of my favorite web comic artists. Only cost 10 bucks for a simplistic, colored picture. I enjoy it.

>>26909335

You're the one who gets off on eating your own shit

Disco's charging $80 for full color six characters, hhm...

What kinda cute do you want to see him draw?

>>26909370
I vote for line art as well

>>26909370
Don't you walk away from me, we're not done here yet
I am going to choke you to death on my cock
You thieving, lying, scat lusting pedophile

>>26909448
>pedophile
one step too far, bucko. you were right on point up until that.

It's all about the fillies man.

>>26909395
Not saying all artists charge that, or even that artists who charge more are better
It's just that when an artist gets lots and lots of attention, they think they can charge more, sometimes for stuff that isnt even as good as cheaper commissions.
Still, if people pay it, more power too 'em, I guess.

>>26909294
is this a little better?