Who is?

well lets finish the fucker off

fluttershy general

sage for brony faggotry

Who?

>>26887910

Only part-! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It is an ex-parrot!

>>26887963
I don't even like the faggy word, but thanks for your input.

>>26887976
Wrong quote.

>>26887963

>>26887992

If there's one thing more traditional than quoting Monty Python, it's quoting Monty Python incorrectly. I wasn't expecting a bloody spanish inquisition.

What pony has the tastiest asshole?

>>26888014
Fuck you.

>>26888014

>>26888014
Sweetest? Mrs Cake. Pinkie Pie is a close second.

>>26888055
Of course YOU would answer that

>>26888014
Applejack's.

Oh you said Sweetest. I thought you meant Sweatiest. Still Applejack.

>>26888055

>>26888085
well why the fuck not

it's not like there's any other discussion going on.

Also, last thread
>>26884895
>>26884895
>>26884895

/r/ing someone to add the caption "Why can't I hold all these ponies?" to this picture.

No, you worthless furries.

>>26888108
More like "I DON'T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW"

Appledash is serious business.

>>26888108
So many shitty toys

>>26888108
>that face
that man is etched into my memory as a schizophrenic psychopath on ponychan, so no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no.

exams are over, time for colorfaggotry. everyone loves painting these days, so i'll have to try that.

>>26888108
Already done.

>>26888092
>Applejack's sweet sweaty asshole

>>26888152

>>26888124

>>26888108

>>26888144

You like coloring, dont you 166

>>26888186

>>26888191

>>26888128

>Shipping comic

>>26888144
You just color right?

Not ink?

>>26888191
Fuck you.

>>26888144

Colors for this would be nice, although I do not have a reference for what the outfit colors look like.

Cole Phelps is suddenly in Ponyville.

Discuss.

>>26888128
fine

flarity is where it is anyway. Rainbow Dash is a technicolor whore who needs to be drowned

>>26888197
someone has too.

>>26888221
no, sorry. as i understand it, inking without a tablet is too hard.

>>26888233
>Flarity

>>26888233

>implying Rarity doesn't suck 20 dicks for breakfast each morning

>>26888231
I HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED THIS GAME AND I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN

Guys, everyone is getting mad at us again

>>26888231
The case of the missing Pinkie Pie cupcakes..

>>26888217
Everyone loves shipping.

Speaking of which, Ive decided to force Flarity, hooray!

>>26888228
>>26888215
>>26888120
>>26887963
chill out dude. It's all kept to one thread and the bump limit is always reached really quickly. It will be off your front page before you know it.

>>26888233

>Thinks Flarity is decent
>Doesn't like Rainbow Dash

>>26888277
>Everyone loves shipping
I don't.

>>26888230

>>26888215
Thanks doc

>>26888248
You say that like it's a bad thing, Darling... I'll have you know that ejaculate is VERY nutritious, and good for the skin!

>>26888268
Good thing I already got all the tears out last night when I cried myself to sleep

Otherwise I might feel bad

>>26888268
/co/ is always mad.

>>26888278

There's always the one guy that comes in and tells us that he reported us and hid the thread, every time. We can ignore those posts just as easily as they could ignore our thread.

>>26888182
I like mine better because filename.

>>26888268
>Again
As if it ever stopped

>>26888295
Daily doseof luke allen?

>>26888276
and so he did

>>26888298
That sounds like an old mares tale.

>>26888230
>>26888294

Do want!

>>26888309
Daily dose of Luke Allen.

>>26888330

>>26888294
thanks

>>26888231

think there was something among those lines before

case about those fly things that ate the town i think

Twilight Sparkle was put through the cole intterigation technique

New coloring. Thoughts?

Ponies should lick buffaloes

>>26888330
>>26888339

And then, Trixie and Twilight passionately ate out each others... fruit.

>>26888306
>mfw I was about to use my Ponychan comic and found out someone else actually used it

It's not technically OC, but still awesome

DAMMIT HASBRO.

>>26888360
that black line to the right of Braeburn's eye sticks out a little.

>>26888399

this thread needs more Twilight

>>26888399

Pony must pull wagon.

>>26888399
>Have dozens of background ponies which people would throw all of their money at
>Don't make a single toy for any of them

>>26888411
>>26888399

>>26888399
Porn to be made immediately

>>26888399
whaaaaat

>>26888399

Some of these toys HAVE to be Chinese knockoffs. They're all just so shitty, and this one isn't even a real fucking character.

>>26888430

>Profit

>>26888421
I agree

>>26888430
They didn't even make fluttershy for the micro-sized ponies.

>>26888421
Agreed.

>>26888430

>mfw I would buy a Lyra toy even if it was just a shitty recolor, but instead we get this crap

Hasbro, why do you hate money so much?

>>26888438
Plumsweet?

Lets ship her with a recolored rainbow dash.

>>26888452
Nope, that's an official product.

>>26888470
take your gay vampire bullshit and shove it up your ass

in MY day vampires sucked blood, not cock

what if

what if we shipped little strongheart with applebloom?

>>26888430

All the "bronies" (I hate that word) would flip if there was a Derpy Hoover or Lyra toy, but no, we get "Plumsweet."

>>26888494
What about female vampires? They sucked blood from cocks.

>>26888470

>>26888498

Sorry, LS and the other Buffalo all got Ponypox from the settlers' 'friendship blankets' and died a week after Over a Barrel. It's canon.

>>26888498

what if

what if somebody gave a fuck about little strongheart to warrant shipping her with anything to begin with?

>>26888498

>>26888470
HA I knew someone was gonna go there.

>>26888498

No

>>26888519
I feel so ignored.
>>26888360

>>26888498
What if

What if Little Strongheart was a futa?

>>26888191

Suddenly, I'm into Luna.

>>26888558

>>26888516
>>26888519
>>26888520
>>26888532

wh-

what if we
okay guys listen just
just
what
what if we shipped luna with photo finish?

>>26888558
already been done

>>26888230

the great and powerfull adrastia!

>>26888570
no

>>26888558
What if

Hey guys

What if
I slap your shit.

guys seriously, we need to keep the porn down, if not get rid of it out right

Im serious. Its creepy bestiality and it does not belong here

>>26888570

>>26888566
With those prices i would be too.

>>26888588
inb4 every reply is porn

>>26888578
She's BALD.

>>26888570
What if we shipped Derpy with UPS

>>26888588

>implying we can do anything about it

Go ahead and report porn if you want, mods don't care. Only thing they stop is spammers, and them only occasionally.

>>26888598
They're all naked!

>>26888588
You're attitude is boring.

>>26888570
What if
What
if
Photo Finish was shipped
with
Hoity-Toity?

>>26888588
Translation: Post porn

>>26888570
No.

>>26888634
Got ya covered

>>26888630
but hoity-toity is married to a guy

>>26888630

A logical pairing, except nobody cares about either of them.

>>26888630
he's already taken

Ok guys after the discussion last night about Rarity's power I got curious and watched some episodes. Here are my conclusions
First we'll start with Rarity.
Let's start with episode 6.
Now in that episode while challenging Trixie she took the curtain and transformed it in a Dress with a saddle. Now here's the problem; the saddle didn't appear to be made of the same material as the dress, meaning that she transmuted the fabric in presumably wood (since most saddles are made out of it).
Also the color of the Saddle changed, meaning that she could also change color of other things. Why this may not be much, in skilled hand it could be a very powerful trick, as one could change the color of the lenses of they eye, permanently blinding them.
In episode 8 we see her transforming a couple of branches and leaf into small statutes. Now since the tree was a living thing, we can safely say that it may work on all creatures. So basically she can transform your hand in a nice, yet bloody pony figurine. Another thing is that Applejack wasn't impressed by this display, implying that unicorns can do this easily.
In episode 14 we clearly see that she has no problem using telekinesis on a large number of objects. We can easily see that this is a very powerful ability as one could substitute them with weapons, making her a one man army.
Also since she was using it to make dresses we can also conclude that she has a very precise control over said objects.
Now we all know that it was proven that during the Sonic Rainboom Dash survived 1700 G's but Rarity witch was also falling at a great speed and suffered a great deal of force ( at least 1000 G’s) but was unharmed. Since the rest of the Wonderbolts were also in the same situation we can conclude that all ponies can survive without injuries forces of over 1000 G's

>>26888660

Next on the list is Trixie.
Now at the start of the show we can see her summoning some flowers out of thin air, thus creating matter. The spell was cast at the start of the show, without much strain, meaning it was a basic spell. Now since she was a street magician we could say that it may have been smoke and mirrors but Twilight also summons a door out of thin air, witch could mean that all unicorns can do that.
Latter she easily changes Rarity's hair color, meaning again that most unicorns can learn this spell.
Now we all know that in Equestria rainbows are spicy liquids, but the one made by Dash in the episode is a classical one, made by the refraction of light. Trixie some how makes the light solid, and controls it making a small tornado out of it.
Lastly she can summon lighting. The lighting she summoned because of the Ursa Minor could easily kill a pony. Now the next part is speculation, but she could probably cast even a bigger one. The one cast then was quick and made under pressure. If she had more time maybe she could have concentrated like Twilight and cast a even bigger version

>>26888588

>>26888634
NO GOD DMAN IT DONT


just....just post some cute stuff or something, ok?

>>26888658
So much wut

>>26888677
Lastly we have Twilight.
Now we know she is the most powerful unicorn when it comes at magic, a thing seen in her outburst as a filly.
She transformed her parents into plants, made the judges float and made either an enlargement spell on Spike or an ageing one.
Now as an adult we can see in episode 5 that she can summon matter (the door, Spike's mustache), has very powerful telekinesis (carrying the Ursa over a long distance along with the milk filled water tower) and control the wind (the spell that made the Ursa sleep).
Also in episode 15 she cast what can be considered a difficult spell on her first try, followed by casting the cloud walking spell on the rest of her friends.
(side note here: Since the spell she casted was from a book we can suppose that all unicorns could cast the spell with some training as a spellbook the only a few unicorns could cast wouldn't be found in the public library of a small village)

After all these things we can easily come to a conclusion: Unicorns are overpowered as fuck, not only in Equestria but in general, as a well trained unicorn witch isn't afraid to use dirty tricks could defeat powerful opponents even from other series.

>>26888588

poorly veiled porn request

I...

>>26888688
Porn can be cute

Photo Finish...

>>26888688
here, ill start

Have arrived!

>>26888688
I find this extremely cute.

>>26888658

Wow, that comic is a real kick in the dick to the Rarity fans.

>>26888275
>>26888248
>>26888231
Cole - "Where the hell did you take us, Rusty?"

Rusty - "Well, the CRIME SCENE, Phelps... Where we're SUPPOSED to be."

Cole - "But it's all... Colorful. The grass looks like it's made out of green sugar."

Rusty - "Quit complaining, Cole... You don't like it, then stop making me drive everywhere."

*The pair walks up to the grisly scene, five pony bodies lying dead before them. The coroner, Mal Carruthers, is studying them closely.*

Cole - "... All right, I'll bite. What've you got, Mal?"

Mal - "You'll like this one, Phelps... Quintuple homicide. The victims are all over the place, and that's not even the craziest part... We found something in the kitchen, specifically, the oven: A cupcake pan, covered in dried, cooked blood."

Rusty - "Jesus Christ, Cole, look at all this shit... Probably an angry husband--"

Cole - "Give it a rest, Rusty... What else, Mal?"

Mal - "Well, if you look again at the corpses, you see that several chunks of flesh ripped from their bodies, apparently before death. If I were to guess, I'd say that our suspect has a rather exotic taste in pastries."

Cole - "I always get the good ones... Mind if I take a look around?"

Mal - "All yours, Phelps, but... You sure you don't need anything else?"

Cole - "What do you mean?"

Rusty - "Maybe he's talking about the fact that we're standing on a bunch of candy-coated horses in la-la land, genius."

Cole - "Oh, well, THAT... I guess I had already convinced myself I was just dreaming."

>>26888708
that's not porn you silly!

>>26888691

we have heard nothing about magical stamina however. Twilight was exhausted after the Ursa thing for instance. Would be interesting to know what kind of cool down period the casters have. Having god tier magic is awesome, but maybe not so awesome if using it leaves you exhausted the rest of the day.

In my mind at least there has to be some reason we hardly see any unicorns other than Twilight using magic. My guess is the more powerful the magic used, the faster it drains their ability to use it at all.

>>26888660
>>26888677
>>26888691
You forgot Twilight's Teleportation and Rarity's gem finding skills.

Dash certainly has guts. Too bad she'll be disintegrated soon.

>>26888677
Trixie's 'matter creation' could be an illusion, though.

Got in late, has suckmyoff already left for the day?

>>26888719
>Feels good being superior.rar

>>26888719
What bout AJxRarity. There was that one fanfic--brokebuck mountain or something.

>>26888903
Swayback Mountain

>>26888903
swayback.

>>26888810
>>26888836
This is still just a draft. I am still in the process of analyzing the rest of the episodes
>>26888854
Even so Twilight was capable in creating that door.
Also the fact that there are books about spells means that all unicorns can cast them as i doubt that a small village would have such a vast quantity of magic tomes if only a few unicorns could cast them.

One thing that is still missing is the limits of unicorn magic.

>>26888810
The way I see it, equestrian magic has two important values - a pony's magical affinity, which is set and doesn't change, and their skill at using it. This explains how Twilight can do stupidly powerful things as a filly and yet still be considered very powerful today, despite the magic being weaker, and how Dash could perform a sonic rainboom as a filly, and still have trouble with it many years later.

How much power they can pull is a hard cap, and the more they pull the more draining it is. How precisely they can use it is mentally draining, not physically draining, but is something they can continually get better at.

This way, Rarity is probably MORE skillful in her areas of expertise, but Twilight can make up for it with brute force.

>>26888922
>>26888925
oh yeah. No wonder I couldn't find it. <_<

>>26888903
I'm so torn between the two.

>>26888854

More likely its just a combination of teleportation and transmutation, two very common magical staples in fantasy. Caster summons base material from somewhere, be it dirt, or a rock, and in the same instant transforms it into whatever is being summoned, a door, a moustache, a dress, etc. No "matter creation" involved, just an old fashioned trasmutation. This goes for all the unicorn item summonings.

>>26888936
Well, it is Twilight's library, it's not unreasonable to assume she had a lot of her books shipped in from canterlot. The library also contained a reference guide to the elements of harmony, so it's not unreasonable to assume it has other limited-utility books.

>>26888903

I think thats the best ship but no one else like

>>26888853
>Final boss of Equestria.jpg

>>26888985
I like it

>>26888957
That's possible, but I dunno, everybody seemed to act pretty surprised that Twilight could teleport, which strongly implies it's not something most unicorns can do - though it is possible some of them can do it for inanimate objects. Then, though, I'd assume Twilight or Rarity would use it all the time for retrieving objects.

>>26889004

Me too.

>>26888903

>>26888756
And I bet Phelps talks to Applebloom later, asking a nice, quiet question like "When did you last see your sister, Applebloom?"

And she'll be all "I don't know"

And then he'll be like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW YOU TINY YELLOW PIECE OF SHIT, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT AND I'LL GET YOU ARRESTED"

>>26888957
OR she just hides some props under the stage and teleports them.

I still say the best ship is main six x main six

>>26888691
We're not exactly sure how powerful your NORMAL unicorn is. Twilight and Trixie are very skilled because magic is their knack. Rarity is a designer who has to make deadline's meet, so she might have honed her skills unknowingly that she could be well more versed than normal unicorns.

We saw Twilight have to put some effort into copying Rarity's ability: Finding gems. Rarity does this as if it's a second nature to her (like breathing). In fact, it seems that it was always that way for her, even when she was a filly, where her horn PULLED HER OFF THE GROUND for hours, leading her to a rock filled with gems.

Given how her horn detected a trove of gem stones from so far away and her ability to manipulate dozens of objects simultaneously, she might have the potential to be on the same level as Trixie in terms of prowess and control. When it comes to magic that is more difficult to pull off (bending refracted light, lightning), Trixie has Rarity beat easily, who, in turn, is bested by Twilight, who can teleport, materialize objects out of nothing, perform advanced spells, and manipulate multiple heavy objects.

All three are well ahead of the curve, but Twilight possesses the versatility of Rarity and the high skill level spells of Trixie, making her a one-mare army.

>>26889033

COLE I SAID SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH GOD DAMMIT

>>26889023
nice whitespace, faggot

>>26888941

Except powerful magic has already been shown to be physically draining, especially in the bit with the Ursa. Not only was Twilight physically exhausted, panting, breathing heavily and sweating, she had actually dug a hole in the ground with the force of her hooves- the spell clearly had some hefty physical "feedback".

>>26888957
>You are now aware that Twilight rearranged Spike's facial structure to instill a zipper on to his mouth and how incredibly painful that must be for him.

>>26889049

This is a fine ship too, but some times i like things a little more personal you know, just 2

>>26888957
Still transmutation is a powerful thing by itself.
>>26888968
Even if she had retrieved the books from her personal library the fact that Celestia's School for gifted unicorns exist and the first test for a filly with no previous training is hatching a dragon egg means that all unicorns have access to magic and some have more powerful abilities.
Basically all unicorns are wizards and some just happen to be a dual class wizard- sorcerer.

>>26889049
>>26889049
The best ship is the mane 6 x the male 6

>>26889020
>>26889004
>>26888985
Rarity/AJ general?

>>26889054
The way I see it, most unicorns have fairly limited spellbooks, but they can do what they do very naturally, without requiring practice, but this is at the expense of being effectively unable to learn new things. Perhaps specific spells use different channels in their horn or something, if you want a physical explanation.

Twilight is the other way around - nothing comes naturally to her (That's why she was about to fuck up her entrance exam), but she has no limitations on learning spells (The channels on her horn look like a modern microprocessor, if you want), she just has to practice them to get as good at them as other ponies.

For example, Rarity's gem finding spell can trigger subconciously, and works over very long distances - twilight has to think about it, but she can push more power into it so detect many more gems at the same time.

>>26889060

>>26889116
Hatching an egg only really requires telekinesis, though, which seems to be an inherent trait in all unicorns. It seems like a good test of "Are you very magically inclined?", rather than a test of skill.

>>26889130

Aw hell naw.

>>26888658
>mr hoity toity's husband
>big mac
why does this make me angry?

>>26889102
Yeah, because she was pushing a lot of magic into her spells, and doing it by brute force. The feedback is easily explained by her not having a great deal of control over it, and experiencing some of the forces herself.

>>26888853
>look at this picture for a bit
>suddenly reminded of the final boss battle in Paper Mario 2
>mvq

>>26889172
>what it you say no

what?

>>26889162
I really doubt that the first test of the most prestigious teaching institute is a simple break the egg test

>>26889116
>the fact that Celestia's School for gifted unicorns exist and the first test for a filly with no previous training is hatching a dragon egg means that all unicorns have access to magic and some have more powerful abilities.
Maybe the test is made so that only fillies that grasp a better hold of their abilities early on are able to pass it. Prior to the exam, the only spell Twilight pulled off was turn the page of a book. I would imagine that hatching a dragon egg would be an incredibly difficult feat (seeing as how we saw no other unicorns with dragons in Canterlot).

>>26889172
>Skittles

Okay. I laughed.

>>26889054

Where was it ever shown Trixie had any sort of formidable power at all?

All of her fancy effects were fireworks, not magic. All of her "tricks" were based on telekenesis, a skill every single unicorn has. The only one that wasn't was summoning a bouquet of flowers, and we have seen other unicorns summon far more impressive things.

The only non common thing she did at all was summon a tiny little thundercloud to zap the ursa with a rather (unspectacular) lightning bolt, something Dash has already demonstrated any pegasus can do, albeit with a bit more muscle work.

What the hell did Trixie do to get people thinking shes anywhere near on the level of Twilight or even Rarity (who ironically is better at illusions than Trixie is)

The answer is nothing.

Shes a freaking stage magician.

>>26889207
>>26889199
Perhaps theres something magical about dragon egg shells that makes breaking one with magic rather impressive.

>>26889116
>Basically all unicorns are wizards and some just happen to be a dual class wizard- sorcerer.

I actually thought it was the exact opposite.

All unicorns have access to magic, but I don't think it truly manifests until they get their cutie mark, as unicorn magic is specialized for each pony. Twilight is unique in that her talent is ALL magic, therefore she can perform spells she read about and actually copy other unicorn's magic.

If anything, Twilight's the wizard in a world of sorcerers...

>>26889199
not break the egg, hatch the egg. Requires putting force onto it in at least two directions, one to break the shell and the other to keep the rest of the shell in place. If you kill the dragon, you fail. A test of both strength, and to a lesser degree skill.

>>26889172
and then Applejack was sued for sex harassment

>>26889116
>Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns

Now I'm reminded of that sketch that Kloudmutt did yesterday, of Derpyclops, Flutterbub, Twilight Phoenix, and Trixstique.

>24/7 shitty shipping general
looks like the Avatar fags found a new home. do you even talk about the show anymore

>>26889172
>stuttering when you think

RD confirmed for down syndrome

>>26889255
We're currently discussing the magical system in the show

>>26889213
been done many times before

>>26889220
She was at very least a fairly skilled illusionist, and had fairly tight control over rope. She could also take control of rainbows, and while they are a liquid in equestria rather than light, that does imply a high level of control.

>implying this is not the best ship

>>26889255
Are you glazing over the big blocks of text discussing magic theory, are are you just blind?

>>26889228
So basically, Twilight is Megaman.

>>26889276
soarin'xpie OTP

>>26889276

>>26889276

>>26889255
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>>26889233
>If you kill the dragon, you fail.
All those dragon babies...
;_;

>>26889241

And find true love in Rarity

>>26889276
That's not Spitfire.

>>26889276
MAH NIGGA!

>>26889220
>>26889054

>Shes a freaking stage magician.

With nothing to show for but cheap parlor tricks. Aside from her color scheme ill never quite get why people like, even though her vocal fans keep giving me their reasons...

>>26889255

And theres nothing you can do about it

>>26889303
the ones that live are born into slavery and kept as little more than pets.

Consider that twilight is a nice pony, and she's STILL a bitch to spike.

>>26889276

Though really, Dash is like Type-O Blood. She can be matched up with -anyone-

>>26889220

>What the hell did Trixie do to get people thinking shes anywhere near on the level of Twilight or even Rari-

Your argument died immediately the moment you considered Rarity to be a more magically powerful unicorn than Trixie when she was completely defeated on stage in front of everybody.

>>26889320
she has very strong colours. I like her colour scheme for the same reason I like spitfire's - strong colours. Simple as that.

>>26889141
I think you're onto something there. Most unicorns in Ponyville seem to have cutie marks for specific skills, instead of something vague or indicating that their talents lie in magic. The normal "townsfolk" unicorns do not need to fret about mastering a variety of skills, since the magic they know is more than enough to fulfill their callings (or so I would like to think, seeing as how seldom the town ponies use their magic).

Rarity has gem finding, which came easy to her because that's her thing, but damn, it was awfully impressive that it pulled her so far along. Meanwhile, Trixie and Twilight's talents are magic. That's it. Magic. No particular kind of magic, but the entire field. One could argue it comes to them more easily than the typical run-of-the-mill pony, but they still have to work for it and obtain mastery over the skills. Even if it's not done unconsciously, they seem to have no objection learning how to pull off such feats.

>>26889255
Could be worse. At least the shipping bullshit doesn't have tons of retards screaming about how their pet ship is TOTALLY SUPPORTED BY CANON (until the end, when it's completely sunk).

>>26889341
>Type O blood

I love it.

>Still my favorite shit

>>26889342
Except Rarity turned a curtain into a... well it wasn't a nice dress, but it was a fairly complex dress, in moments. Trixie messed up her hair.

>>26889241

Oh please. If anyone, Pinkie's the one to burst out of now where and molest Dash.

>>26889255

This our first major shipping thread for a while, give us a break.

>>26889276

>implying that's a decent ship

>>26889355
which is why people in here arguing the canonity of their specific ship makes me groan even more

>>26889342
The only thing Trixie can do is stage magic and parlor tricks from the looks of it.

>>26889363
You love shit, dr. White?

>>26889350
I figure that Trixie's special talent is show magic, rather than just magic. It's still a very wide field, but she's all show and no substance.

>>26889341
Actually, that'd make her more like Type AB+. O- is the universal donor, but AB+ is the universal recipient.

>>26889379
>>26889355
>Arguing for the canon value of fanon

I'm really glad you guys don't do this.

>>26889393

Thread fucking ruined. Good job asshole. I'm going to bed.

>>26889367
this
the comparative complexity of what each of them did is...well...not really comparable

Does anyone have the picture of the Pinkie Pie cosplayer with the thing of Rainbow Dash cupcakes?

>>26889393
>>26889406
I've used up all my rage for this week.

Please someone rage twice as hard for me.

>>26889405
a lot do
go to ponychan or fimchan sometime

>>26889393
>>26889406
Well, No.

>>26889226
Faust said that all ponies have possess some sort of magic. Seeing as how there are wild beasts who have supernatural abilities and that dragons are revered in Equestria, I assume that dragons are more magical than unicorns themselves. Dragons are rare creatures, so their shells are probably incredibly strong (again, probably because of their own magical attributes).

>>26889416
ENGAGING MY RAGE.

>>26889342
She was defeated not by the fact that she lost a magical duel but that she was more concerned by her image


Since magic books exist we can assume that all unicorns can learn different spells but are hard to master if they are not related to their cutie mark. But since Twilight's talent is magic she can learn all spells
Correct so far?

>>26889437
Why~~~ so many ~~~ tildes~~~~?

>>26889393
>>26889406
FASOKDOACCcck
>>26889416
I'll hold you uFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>26889393
>>26889406
>oc is some super popular rock star
>Shipped with dash
>kids
are you fucking shitting me

this better be a reference to something or someone

>>26889432
but if dragons were all that strong, they'd have sent a pony who's special talent was negotiation, or a couple of dozen battle pegasi, instead of twilight and her friends.

Not to mention the whole slavery thing.

>>26889420
Can we get just Dash in an apron and cut out the rest of that shit?

>>26889420
better version

I think it's time to just stop raging at these pictures and just pity the fool.

>>26889393
>>26889406
>>26889420
>>26889437
I wish I could hate people to death

>>26889428
I've been to both and I've never seen it. I've seen it joked about. Perhaps you take ponies too seriously?

>>26889416
Allow me.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>26889441

>>26889437

WHEN DOES IT END

>>26889437

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NO

>>26889447
That could work, actually, if a unicorn needs a specific spell they can look it up and follow the instructions. it'll be hard, but if they're powerful enough they should be able to do it. The thing that sets twilight apart could be the ability to recall spells she's cast previously very easily, rather than just the ability to cast at all.

>>26889492
It never ends.

>>26889492
As soon as the artist learns a little self control.

So, never.

>>26889437
I hadn't seen this one before.

I hate you that much more now.

>>26889515
>artist
>implying this is art

>>26889393
>>26889406
>>26889420
>>26889437

also, i think SOMEONE needs to read a CERTAIN google doc

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Rqe6JXeJmPeREtVSqN8dmDnZhw8zINr5MWLe6c9fGMY/edit?hl=en_US

>>26889251

>>26889457
nope, OC

and it's Fluttershy's brother
probably Dr. White is posting them as anon, that makes me think you're not him after all

>>26889537
Well... it's a drawing.

>>26889537
>Art, Noun
>The expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power.

They stir emotions, alright.

>>26889515

>As soon as the retard learns a little self control

Orbital rage cannon engaged.

>>26889428
Only a handful, though, and nothing like the insanity of the Harry Potter or Avatar fandoms.

I am so glad I wasn't involved in either of those two fandoms...

>>26889483
But Pinkie and Dash are two great tastes that taste great together!

Picture related.

>>26889380

>The only thing Trixie can do is stage magic and parlor tricks from the looks of it.

Trixie's way of showing up her hecklers was demonstrating how weak a power they had over each thing they claimed to be special. Examples:

AJ physically used a rope to lasso an apple. Trixie magically moved a rope without touching it, mesmerized AJ, then hog-tied her.

Rainbow Dash demonstrated her raw speed by moving around various objects. Trixie took control of a rainbow itself and swirled Rainbow Dash around in it. She also zapped her ass for good measure.

Rarity transmuted a curtain into a simple dress. Trixie transmuted her hair into a pile of shit.

Trixie did exactly what she claimed she could do. Everything they did, she did better. A lot better.

>>26889386
If it is show magic, than she went up and beyond with the lightning bolt and light-bending. If this is the case, it is indeed possible for a normal unicorn to master other spells, but their ease of doing so varies depending on their primary talent.

>>26889458
Because they want to avoid bloodshed and no pony would be stupid enough to negotiate with a dragon if they actually do outrank ponies and everything else in Equestria. A sleeping dragon cares not for politics, so the logical choice (I use "logical" loosely here) is to send a pony who does not specialize in diplomacy, but rather a pony that specializes in forming a connection with other creatures.

>>26889555
>Fluttershy's brother
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH

>>26889582
why? It wasnt interesting

>>26889613
See, now you're just being sad.

>>26889555
Really? You think I'm posting this crap?

>>26889432
Spike is a baby dragon, and he can bite through jewels like they were butter, leaving perfect bitemarks.

So yeah. Dragons can probably royally fuck shit up if they wanted to.

>>26889589
except for defeating an ursa minor

>>26889593
but Celestia has no reason to know Fluttershy has The Stare - nobody did, at that point. The only reasonable explanation I can think of is that Celestia was trying to see if Twilight could still do her magical explosion still. Or if you subscribe to the Tyrant theories, trying to get her killed.

>>26889600
It's Fluttershy's brother. And he's a rock star.

Good morning
>>26889461
What implies that's girl?

Why the fuck are these OCs being posted again, I just got done reading the 404 thread they were in two threads back. Is it some kinda lame troll, an attention whore knowing his posts will get responses?

>>26889552
O. Ur back? I was forgettin about ya too.
Why u back?

>>26889555
>FLUTTERSHY'S BROTHER

Something in my chest just popped. I think it was a blood vessel.

Excuse me gentlemen.

>>26889648
He handled multiple diamond dogs by himself pretty well.

>>26889675
Dinofag, namefag properly at least.

>>26889670
>an attention whore knowing his posts will get responses?

Yeah. Kinda like Beedrill.

>>26889632
yeah, when I first told you about pics of "OC Fluttershy's brother having babies with Dash" you were very excited to see them

>>26889670

drawing of Pinkie

>>26889613
I CAN RAGE ALL DAY LONG MOTHERFUCKER.

FUCK, IT'S EVEN "NEW SONIC" FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>26889663
>Fluttershys rockstar brother

Well screw me sideways. I didnt think it could be any worse but wow. What a piece of work.

>>26889706
That guy talks about the show

>>26889589
Except that moving a rope magically isn't even the same sort of thing as Applejack's lassoing. Obviously if you can control all parts of a rope, you can grab things with it. That doesn't do it better than AJ, because she had to aim and estimate distance, wind, when to pull the end bit closed, hoe hard to pull to get it straight into her mouth, so on. That's like saying that a tall person who puts a basketball through the hoop with their hands showed up somebody who got it in from 30 feet away.

She didn't show up Dash because that's just beating her up, it's not even the same thing. She can't actually fly.

Rarity is pretty close, admittedly, but even so, changing the colour of hair isn't on the same level of complexity as transmuting curtain into other materials.

Hey guys I just woke up
what's going on in this thr--

>>26889658
Personally, I think Celestia wants to push Twilight's abilities and gives her "personal protege" the hardest jobs. Celestia seems to see big things in Twilight's future.

Either that she wants them to deal with their own problems and not become stutid fuckasses like the G1 ponies who nearly get wiped out on a weekly basis.

>>26889613
As long as it's not Rarity, i say to myself.

Ok so far here's what we got.
All unicorns can cast any spells but if they are not related to their cutie mark it's very draining for them.
Twilight is the exception, her talent in magic not only allowing her to cast any spell with ease but if needed amplify their effects.

So another unicorn could cast Rarity's gem finding spell but it would not be only very draining but also it would have a very limited range.

>>26889738
No, all he talks about nowadays is how much we need to get laid. And/or if someone's gay why aren't they getting laid RIGHT NOW?

>>26889761
That's the only reasonable explanation, really. Celestia was probably pissed that fluttershy got in the way of her test.

Even so, it's a reckless thing to do. Send 6 untrained ponies against a dragon? Damnit Celestia, you may be over 1000 years old, but you should still respect life

>>26889758
A great discussion with rage on the side.

>>26889733
Okay. the color's off or something i dunno, crappy drawing

Twilight is broken as all fuck. Celestia saw so much raw magical potential in her. So much so that she took Twilight on as her own personal pupil. Trixie was unquestionably powerful, but some fans tend to rub it in her face that she couldn't take on that fuck-huge space bear Twilight could. I think it's safe to say that comparing Twilight to anyone now is just a mismatch.

Can I request a drawfag to draw a short comic where Applebloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle bribe Spike with gems so he lets them put a saddle on his back and take turns riding him around to see if they can get a "Dragon Rider" cutie mark?
Extra points if the fillies wear a makeshift armor and lance while Spike carries them around.

>>26889795
If Rarity could explain how it works. Another part of Twilight's power seems to be figuring out how spells work just from being near them - she learned Nightmare Moon's teleportation by being pulled through it herself, and could cast it near perfectly within moments.

>>26889796
How's that story coming along?

>>26889788

That's because no one likes Rarity.

Dash is just too likeable for her own good.

>>26889778
i'll fucking SAY IT AGAIN
why do all these ocs have to have some kind of romantic involvement with the cast? what's wrong with having a character with intense animosity to them?
if you just HAVE to have interaction with the main six, WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE ROMANTIC? WHY? WHERE IS THE RULE THAT SAYS THIS?

I found AppleJack, she's held hostage somewhere in Europe.

Where are the others?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU1N8EgjUKo

Pleaase stop the OC x RD shipping.

It hurts.

>>26889825
Just stop dude. The rage has run dry. It's just pitty now.

Is it that time already?

>>26889881
>>26889881
>>26889881
>>26889881
>>26889881
>>26889881
>>26889881

>>26889846
Big Mac / Palace Guard's going well.
Celestia / Fluttershy needs the pretty stick a little more, hope to have that posted later today.

>>26889803
I'd imagine that Celestia would be thrilled to see that Fluttershy accomplished this task because having only one pony for an entire town to depend on would be worrying.

She probably knew that there would be some danger, but most likely didn't count on an avalanche. I think she saw it more as "This dragon is napping in your area and it's causing an inconvenience. Convince him to move. Be a bit careful though since he's a bit of a jerk". If she knew that Rainbow Dash would have kicked it in the face, she probably would have reconsidered.

>>26889861
just with Dash
since she's the default lesbian pony, so everyone wants to prove she's straight

>>26889862
Oh, fuck. The weeaboos showed up.

>>26889861
two words;
wish fulfillment

Eh I don't see what the big deal is, I mean I want to marry Dash too. Who doesn't, am I right guys?

>>26889891
I suppose you could be right, actually, dragons are clearly intelligent creatures, it probably knew that if it did any significant harm to any of them, even if it didn't have a clue who they were, it likely wouldn't leave equestria alive. Maybe then, worst case would be the main 6 went home failures, rather than dying horrible deaths.

That makes a lot more sense, actually.

>>26889341 Type O'Blood

Sounds like the name of an Irish Pony with a red cross cutie mark.

>>26889885
We are capable of sitting in a general thread at image limit for a while.

I appreciate you waited for what seems to be image limit, but you don't have to be the one that makes the new threads all the time.

>>26889842
>she learned Nightmare Moon's teleportation by being pulled through it herself
Holy shit I never thought of it that way. She really is broken as fuck.

>>26889957
>Maybe then, worst case would be the main 6 went home failures, rather than dying horrible deaths.
That would have been the case until Rainbow Douche kicked him in the fucking face.

Well I got to go. Thanks for the awesome discussion guys.

>>26889886
Fapfic?

>>26889746

>Except that moving a rope magically isn't even the same sort of thing as Applejack's lassoing. Obviously if you can control all parts of a rope, you can grab things with it. That doesn't do it better than AJ, because she had to aim and estimate distance, wind, when to pull the end bit closed, hoe hard to pull to get it straight into her mouth, so on. That's like saying that a tall person who puts a basketball through the hoop with their hands showed up somebody who got it in from 30 feet away.

You can tell a person all day the complex procedure you used to bend a spoon, but if they can bend it with their mind, odds are nobody gives a shit about what you did anymore. Much like in AJ's case.

>She didn't show up Dash because that's just beating her up

Don't you go bringing your human morals into Equestria. Shit runs differently there. Nobody called dirty pool on Trixie.

>Rarity is pretty close, admittedly, but even so, changing the colour of hair isn't on the same level of complexity as transmuting curtain into other materials.

I'm sure Trixie could have done far worse than just mess up Rarity's hair if she wanted to. Turning her hair into garbage was an ego shot to Rarity, making the demonstration hit Rarity where it hurt most.

Wow a thread where we actually discussing the show...
This thing was a rarity even during the season

>>26889989
It's been fun, we should do it again some time. It sure as hell beats porn.

>>26889971

he thinks hes special

>>26890005
I want to give a huge fucking brofist to whoever posted the three posts starting the discussion.

I love you, whoever you are.

The Winter Wrap Up song brings tears to my eyes for some reason

why do I get emotionally compromised by a *happy* song in a show for little girls

>>26890001
>I'm sure Trixie could have done far worse than just mess up Rarity's hair if she wanted to
But she didn't. We have to go by what we've seen.

>>26889842 she learned Nightmare Moon's teleportation by being pulled through it herself

It was a nod to G1 Twilight, who (by then) was the only unicorn with the ability to teleport.
You also know by now that originally, G1 Twilight was supossed to be the main protagonist of FiM but Hasbro losing the rights to the character forced Lauren Faust to replace Twilight with an OC instead.

>>26890001
My point for the first two was that she wasn't competing in the same field. If Applejack wanted a pure show of force, she could have kicked a hole straight through Trixie's stage. Or through Trixie. Saying "Anything you can do, I can do better" implies Trixie wants to compete at the same events, not produce similar results through entirely different means.

For example, breaking a brick with your forehead is impressive. Breaking a break with a sledgehammer isn't.

Similarly for Dash, she didn't compete in the same area. While what she did was very impressive, it wasn't competing against Dash at all.

For Rarity, I'm sure /Rarity/ could have done much worse. Easy transmutation of cloth? Okay, turn that into binds and chains and trap Trixie in it. Trixie simply didn't play fair.

Damn, I missed an actual show discussion....

>sadface.jpg

Well beside the teleporting part I can't see what I can add here
>>26888660
>>26888677
>>26888691
Mabe a deeper analsisi of Trixie show but for now I want to see if I can get a deeper understanding of unicorn magic in general
I'll probably repsot the updated version and the magic part later.

After magic we could try to make a more in-depth study of Celestia if you guys want.

>>26890129
That'd be pretty cool. I don't think we've seen much of Celestia's magic other than raising the sun, it'd be interesting to see if regular unicorn limitations also apply to her - raising the sun is her special talent, everything else is difficult.

>>26890165
Not only magic but her methods of ruling and motives she had for doing what she did before.
Through I'm pretty sure it will point that she either is a chess master who is preparing Twilight for something or a troll...
Or both.
The first speculation will be probably answered in the second season with the reveal of the big bad

>>26890098

True, she didn't turn Rarity's eyeballs into pepperoni slices or something much more severe. Does that matter though? You can argue all day which feat was more amazing; turning a curtain into a dress or turning living hair into a green abomination. The fact is, Rarity was sent off the stage in tears and Trixie claimed victory. No way around that.

>>26890111

>Trixie simply didn't play fair.

Again, nobody called her out on that so that's just your thoughts on the matter. If Trixie cheated, somebody would have said so, right? Or was Trixie too intimidating? Eh, we'll never know.

>>26890241
Even if she is an entirely benevolent leader, after 1000 years of ruling alone you can be damn sure she's good at getting her own way without anybody knowing it. Certainly she has long enough to plan things. So yeah, I doubt she does anything without a bigger reason.

>>26890129
Just read all of this. It makes quite a bit of sense.

although i always though of trixie as more of a stage magician, able to pull of simple tricks. The roses were probably hid somewhere and she just teleported them there. But that's just what I think

OMG LOVE THESE PRETTY PINK PONIES!!!!! COME SEE ME I LIVE IN THE CASTRO DISTRICT OF SAN FRAN!!!!!!!!!

>>26890277
Nobody called her out on it because it was a stage show, and it was still entertaining. However, it boils down to, she humiliated them, she did not show them up. She kicked each one off the stage in shame, but she didn't better any of them, simply because she didn't try.

Turns out spackling paste takes a while to dry so I have time to kill.

>>26890109
All of the new characters in FiM are essentially OCs because their G1 counterparts were either never seen again outside of NMC (Hell, Rarity didn't even have dialog) or are completely different from their counterparts.

>>26890277
>If Trixie cheated, somebody would have said so, right?
You mean like how nobody called out Rainbow Dash for using her wings in an EARTH PONY competition? Ponyville folk aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

Also, it was a show, and seeing what Trixie did to everyone who criticized her, would anyone in the audience be stupid enough to call her out after she bounded up and electrocuted two ponies before Rarity?

>>26890400
The rest of the audience was loving it, unlike the main cast they understood it was a show, and was meant to be lighthearted entertainment. They cheered just as hard for Dash flying in and creating a rainbow as they did for trixie taking control of it.

>>26890400

>would anyone in the audience be stupid enough to call her out after she bounded up and electrocuted two ponies before Rarity?

Haha! Well, you do have a point with that one. However, I don't remember seeing any ponies in the audience shitting themselves in fear. They all looked pretty entertained and happy. Well, except for the mane cast, but they were the only ones with a problem to begin with.

Okay guys before I leave here's the scheduel.
I'm going to analize Trixie show since you all bitch so much about it and try to make a entry about unicorn magic and dragons after that.

Then ;ill try my luck with Celestia.

Also I think I'm going to make a google doc version so I don't make the thread end faster.
Do you agree?

>>26890520

Do it faggot!

>>26890520
sure

>>26890520
personally I enjoy the discussion, but a gdocs copy would be good for a hard copy and shit

>>26888756

>>26890445
>They cheered just as hard for Dash flying in and creating a rainbow as they did for trixie taking control of it.
They cheered at everything...

>>26890455
>However, I don't remember seeing any ponies in the audience shitting themselves in fear.
...up until Rarity, that is. There was no applause between the time when she messed with her hair and walked off the stage. Even the crowd was like "Oh shit nigger what are you doing".

>>26890655
Yeah, they did cheer at everything, they loved the whole show. Nobody's going to call her out on cheating, because that'd be like calling her out on bragging - it's just the style of the show. A show they loved!

>>26890655

Yeah, the whole party was wiped out except for Twilight Sparkle. Very dramatic silence, especially when Trixie called out Twilight for the second time. I'm sure the whole audience was holding their breath to see how fight went. Imagine how disappoint they all were to see Twilight run away. I know I would be.

>>26890520
No, please, post that shit in the thread. Gdocs are fun, but I'd rather had the discussion in here.

>>26890961
That's what I did.

>>26889033
>>26888756
>>26888231

Apparently Faceless is infamous on /co/.

Is he really, or the guy who said it is overreacting?

>>26891219

Unfortunately.

I just really hate him, myself.

>>26890722
>Yeah, the whole party was wiped out except for Twilight Sparkle. Very dramatic silence, especially when Trixie called out Twilight for the second time. I'm sure the whole audience was holding their breath to see how fight went. Imagine how disappoint they all were to see Twilight run away. I know I would be.
Me too, everyone loves a good fight. Violence, fuck year!