I SEE WUT U DID THAR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk9ZWJEuL_4&feature=related

keep watching

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/35739668.html
>My face when

>>26856647
OP is a lesbian.

>>26856647
godfuckingdammit ponychan

Scootathread?

>>26856647
Only on Ponychan....

>>26856647
>What if I rename myself "Steven Magnet

Oh god my sides.

>>26856647
Ponychan is to us what we are to the rest of /co/

>Yes, but you should get a username and a tripcode first

PONYCHAAAAAAAAN

also lets see if this draws him out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jp6cdgLCRQ

>>26857043
maybe

>>26856647
I LIKE THIS A LOT

>>26856647

Just tards being tards. Nothing to see here.

Unless one of them is both stupid and determined enough to actually change his name, then post his new drivers license. THEN I start to care.

>but I don't think future employers would probably think less of you when they see your application.

Im pretty sure theres a system set up to stop employers not hiring you due to name. Isnt there?
My names fairly odd, and I never got shit from people. Not quite rainbow dash, however

>>26857136
they're trying to get him to post docs at least

Hey there /co/, im fairly new to mlp fim. Just finished the series yesterday. I was wondering about one thing, and the research was indefinite. is rainbow dash gay????

>>26857142
Lots of employers search for names on the internet. What happens if you search for rainbow dash? Candyvag, bad flying, and music videos.

Next!

>>26857164
yes. very. they all are.
WE all are

>>26857164
SHE IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT.

So who had the best Gala dress?

I think Twilight's dress was the nicest.
Pinkie's would be the worst. Mainly because of the hat.
And would anyone be able to tell me why Rainbow Dash had grapes around her neck?

>>26857164

No. Dash is omnisexual. AJ is omni-incestual. The rest of the mane 6 are lesbian.

>>26857189
grapes are delicious that is why

>>26857174
depends on the job, maybe they are looking for an openly gay female horse enthusiast in the uh.... retail industry?

And why does everyone hate ponychan?

>>26857189

The best Gala dress was Dash's. Not the grapes one, the SUPER AWESOME BESTEST ARMOUR EVER one.

>>26857189
I like pinkie's most
I dont like TS's the most

guess we are two very different people

>>26857227
it

it really wasn't
it looked awful

>>26857227

Agreed. Shit was awesome.

>>26857217
go there for 10 minutes and you'll see. If you dont by then, you probably belong there

>>26857227
It's defiantly more suiting than the rest of the shit dresses.

I just realized the archive is fine, the marker was just taken. Old thread's in the unconfirmed reports

>Brother goes out with some friends and steals a ton of shit
>Brings it all back to the house with him
>Police show up and take it all back
>I'm guilty by association

God i hate living with my parents. Oh and Rarity is my favorite pony.

>>26857300
Are your parents also Guilty by Association?

>>26857236
I respect your opinion even though it conflicts with mine.

Lemonade?

>>26857300
well maybe you should slap that little shit then

>>26857227
Do you happen to know who drew this? I really like the conversion they've done to the dresses.

>>26857164
>the research was indefinite
We're not doing our job properly then.
Anyway the answer is yes.

>>26857320
PLEASE

>>26857300

What the fuck? How the hell does that work? The only way I can see you getting in trouble for that is if you explicitly knew he stole it. How can you get in trouble for someone else stealing stuff and taking it to a place you also live in?

Sounds like bullshit to me. Then again, I've dealt with cops before. Hope you get those charges dropped or whatever.

>>26857382

OH MY GOD LYRA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HORN

>>26857164
Canonically? No.

Fanon? She's so gay she's the reason why Equestria's population is mostly women.

>>26857227

I don't remember, unfortunately. I can tell you that the image was first put out Feb. 20th, because I remember that I saved it the first time it hit the threads.

>>26857405
Faust pretty much flat out stated that there is no canon there until they need it, and they will probably never need it.

That means she's totally free to be gay.

>>26857395
let's just say I got a new trophy

>>26857395
Horn poachers.

>>26857387
The thing is he gave me some of the shit he stole and it was all over my room.

>>26857363
http://thelivingmachine02.deviantart.com

>>26857164
No, it's all in your head.

>>26857465

Well then you're kind of an idiot for accepting it.

Sorry dude, this one's on you.

>>26857405
Fanon? who, or what is fanon?

>>26857300
But hey, who hasn't been involved in a criminal investigation for unwittingly being theft-adjacent? We've all been there.

Seriously, it happened to me too once. In this case it was due to thefts at my workplace and not a sibling, but similar deal of being investigated despite having nothing to do with it.

>>26857465
Possession of stolen goods.

>>26857532
It's a stupid word made out of a mix of "fan" and "canon". Basically, things that are commonly accepted, but not actually explicitly stated in the show. Steven Magnet being called Steven Magnet is fanon, because while it's never said in the show, it's ubiquitous enough that everybody knows exactly what you mean.

Also fanon is dash's love of candyvag.

>>26857465

testify againts him

>>26857465
You're screwed. Enjoy the probation and that on your record.

>>26857465
>>26857549
I been lucky, cause whenever someone gave me stole shit, they didnt get caught.

Police in my area are kind of shit

>>26857532

It's a portmanteau of 'fan canon.' It describes any beliefs or conceptions about a fictional creation which are not explicitly stated in the medium or by the author/producer, but are generally accepted by fans as being true.

Examples of fanon in MLP include many of the background characters names (Lyra, Bon-Bon, Dr. Hooves, etc.), universe details not addressed or irrelevant in the series (Luna has an abacus named abacus, Ditzy/Derpy has a unicorn foal named Dinky), and the fact that Rainbow Dash is gay.

>>26857189
I liked Applejack's dress most of all, with Twilight's being a very close second.

>>26857605 Ditzy/Derpy has a unicorn foal named Dinky

This is still untouched as the dumbest thing the fandom has done.

>>26857473
Ah, thankyou! Sorry for the slow response, was browsing other tabs.
And looks like this artist did the humanised headshots of backround characters I really liked, too!

>>26857633
Derpy having a foal is dumber than scootabuse?

>>26857633

why? they are almost identical

>>26857549
I haven't! Though I did once accidentally crash my bike into an undercover cop's car while he was in it

that was... a fun evening

>>26857633
You haven't been here long, have you

>>26857580
Same here, I bought some games super cheap from an acquaintance, he told me he was just tired of them and needed some cash, I believed him. I knew he was a gamer and selling stuff on impulse seemed like his normal behavior. Then later I found out from several separate sources that he probably stole them from the Walmart he worked at. I was worried for a while, but I guess he never got caught, so I was lucky.

>>26857579
>>26857578
>>26857560
Nothing is going on my record, it just pisses me off. Gotta find a new apartment.

>>26857227
The best 'bad' dress was Twilight's, that shit was awesome. The best Gala dress was Rarity's.

Is Celestia a horse, or does she just have a man-jaw and very long legs?

>>26857633
Im gonna tread on thin Ice here and say i love the derpy/drinky fanon

>>26857633
Hi, Cuntsman.

>>26857689
Me too

>>26857689

Me too

>>26857681
She's a god.

>>26857681
CELESTIA IS A TRANS GENDER!!!!

>>26857633
Derpy / Dinky is a refreshing dose of cute stuff usually, I like that one.

I think just out of your examples listed, Dr Hooves is dumber

>>26857681
she's half guppy

>>26857633
It's more harmless than 98% of the fanon bullshit that goes on. Why get mad?

>>26857681

No-one knows. Based on some of the attempts to calculate pony height that I've seen (based on things like taking Angel and assuming he's the size of a regular cottontail, so nothing foolproof), she's near or just under 14 hands tall, which means she would still technically be a pony.

>>26857681
I like to believe that her actual appearance is more similar to Luna's and she just magically makes herself look more "royal" to rub her natural superiority in everyone's faces.

>>26857714
Yeah, Dr. Hooves is retarded.

>>26857665
Never had police knock on the door looking for you, even though you did nothing wrong? Then you haven't lived! Or had the chance, (if it happened early enough in life,) to find out what your parents would do if a cop knocks on the door and says he's looking for you.

>>26857667
Im in the south west. Rural town, kinda big.

Notorious for headshops and shit.
All the police are bumpkins or addicts themselves, which is terribly handy.
i remember when i was around 16-17 and my friend used to just give me all these useless kids toys he'd still from a pound shop. Big box sets of them, like barbie and her car and shit like that. I never found out why he did it

who posted that rage post on that ponychan thread about the guy changing his name and what did it say?

>>26857733
Why?

>>26857721
>more harmless
>implying any fanon is harmful

wat?

>>26857738
my parents were the ones to teach me how to deal with police, after exactly that happened anyway

>>26857714
I liked Dr. Whooves when he was "Hey look, that looks sort of like a pony david tennant!", rather than actually being the doctor in equestria for some reason. Especially when people start using him as a cheap plot device in fanfiction, that's just stupid.

I guess I'll just go ahead and change my name aswell while we're at it.

>>26857744
By harmful fanon i mean controversial shit like Child abuse and sensitive sexual orientation shit.

>>26857758
is this a ponychan trip?

>>26857741
It's here
>>26856647

>>26857743
He's got an hourglass cutie mark.

That's it. Everything else is crossover that has nothing to do with the actual show. It's like taking that pony with the dolphins cutie mark and launching a whole Seaquest DSV fanon complete with lots of fanfics where they just take all the characters from that stupid Seaquest DSV show and make them ponies.

>>26857787
>sexual orientation
>sensitive
I'm sorry, I didn't realise we were still in 1950

>>26857787
But none of that is actually harmful. Or controversial.

>>26857798
And?

>>26857801
You've never been in a pony thread where people get mad at Straight Shipping because it offends their homosexual beliefs?

You've never lived.

>>26857826

>>26857730
Yeah, I figure if Celestia were de-powered she'd shrink to regular pony size too. So essentially, I'd say the answer to the question of Celestia's large size is magic. As in, she is bigger due to being magical

>>26857752
I don't mind the occasional Madmax comic where Derpy goes back in time in the TARDIS and makes everything derpy. That's the sort of mild reference that's funny, like any other pop culture reference. But when people start taking him as a more serious character, like that retarded grimdark story that Nathan wrote, then it just gets stupid.

>raging about fanon

that is the most retarded thing about fanon, people taking it that seriously

>>26857810
spamming is harmful. you fanatics have an unhealthy tendency to spam and force your shit everywhere you want, especially where it doesn't belong.

>>26857853
Exactly.

>>26857853
raging, smo? Or just thinking it's stupid?

>>26857842
Alternatively, pic related.

>>26857744
You could argue semantics about whether it's actually harmful, but all of those unironic filly rape fapfics and whatnot are revolting as fuck.

>>26857791
Somebody made a post decrying the OP and the post was deleted and the poster was banned for it. And the mod pretty much just said "deal with it".

>>26857787

thats some just random shit in general is only cute stuff

>>26857851
Yeah, self contained things like that can be funny. I'm talking about shit like introducing him like, 7 chapters in to an existing story and having him simply solve all the problems for them.

>>26857858
lol, cry some more faggot. Spam? Now you're just moving the goalposts.

>>26857853
I think its existence is more or less equally retarded to people raging about it.

>>26857788

"Ponychan trip"
I had no idea there were tripcodes set to specifik websites.

Nah, but to answer you question properly, yes I am a Ponychan "tripfriend".
I have come to say hello on behalf of my community.

Now that I've said "hello" I believe it's time for us to part ways.

Though, feel free to come and say hello every once in a while.
You can find me and my crew on /oat/ were you ever in need of a nice pony related disccusion/conversation or just generally a fun time.

>Toodles.

>>26857873
Then don't read them, retard.

>>26857869
looking at these posts, id say raging

>spam
>semantics
induringshitstorm

Have some Kloudmutt hate while you rage.

>>26857882
>implying we're welcome on ponychan despite your phony claims of love and tolerance.

>>26857905
Will you leave?

>>26857898
I'd say it's just pointing out how stupid it is, and you getting upset because you like it. Who's taking it seriously again?

>>26857882
there are faggots who are specific to websites, im guessing.

I was once in a cupcakes discussion, that went well

>>26857871
But with Celestia's size, magic is most likely the literal factual explanation.

>>26857877
There are fics where that happens? I don't read that shit.

>suckmyoff
>steven magnet
>other namefags

looks like the gestapony leaders are there. thread is over, they are gonna take over by force. good bye fanatics, at least I'm still free to post what I want, unlike you. enjoy your concentration camp of a thread.

>>26857937
Have fun!

>>26857916
Whend I say I enjoyed the rape fics?

you're a good troll, there, son

>>26857937

...

What.

>>26857951
You like Derpy and Dinky. You got upset when somebody said it was stupid. Now you're taking it personally, and getting really upset.

>>26857937
I kind of agree with you about everybody worshipping the namefags, but you're going a bit overboard in thinking we'll give a shit if you leave.

>>26857966
suckmyoff has... a bit of a history with that fanon. I don't think he wants to talk about it though

>>26857969
>>26857937
obvious samefag is obvious

>this was submitted to #PlumpPonies
I don't know how to feel about this

>>26857937
>thinking people take me seriously
>never seen steven magnet before

I dont even know what your point is

>>26857986
just because they both have sage, doesn't mean it's a samefag

>>26857983
Suckmyoff has a history with being a pussy who takes this shit too seriously.

But I'm unaware of his Derpy/Dinky history. Is he the guy who wrote that story were CPS takes Dinky away?

>>26857987

This is the second time I've seen this Gilda cookies thing. The first time was some dude who had a sketchbook where he literally had pages and pages of him just drawing Gilda eating cookies. It was pretty hilarious in a "what the fuck" kind of way. And not badly drawn either.

Is this some hidden fanon I'm missing?

>>26857966
im super duper upset because you told me I was getting upset. bang on there.
I should stop talking to you, really
>>26857992
whose the artist?

>>26857996
It's not proof but it's a good clue.

There are only so many people newfaggish enough to sage a pony thread. And they just happen to agree on this phony namefag trolling at the same time?

Samefag.

THE WORST FANFIC OF THEM ALL

ONE TIME SCOOTABUSE GOT KICKED IN THE CROTCH BY SEATY BELT THEN FLUTTERSHY STUCK A NEEDLE IN HER EYE AND SUCKED OUT HER EYEBALL. SHE SPIT THE EYEBALL INTO SEATY'S GAPING ANUS AND THEN PUSHED IT DEEP INTO HER COLON WITH HER HOOF. THEN RARITY STUCK HER HORN INTO SEATY'S ASS AND USED MAGIC TO MAKE THE EYEBALL COME OUT OF SEATY'S MOUTH. THEN THEY SAWED OFF SCOOTABUSE'S WINGS AND RUBBED THEM ALL OVER RARITY'S HORN. THEN RARITY USED THE BLOOD AS LUBE TO ANALLY RAPE SCOOTABUSE. THEN CELESTIA ATE OUT LUNA AND SNAILS MADE TENDER YET THICK AND THROBBING LOVE TO BIG MAC'S BIG GAPING ASSHOLE.

THE END

>>26858006
no, it's about a certain poem he did

it was pretty awful

>>26858020
dude the artist's in the damn filename

>>26857905
That's not Kloudmutt, that's Suprise.

>>26858020
>hurr durr you're a troll because you disagree with me.

Yeah, you're upset and taking this shit way too seriously.

>>26858023
No, it's not samefag. I just forgot to remove my sage.

>>26858030
I've read worse.

>>26858036
When did he say anything about a troll?

>>26858030
ALSO FLUTTERSHY WAS WEARING A DIAPER BECAUSE I WANT TO CATER TO DIAPER FETISHISTS, AND LYRA WAS FEEDING BON-BON BECAUSE I WANT TO CATER TO INFLATION AND FAT FETISHISTS.

>>26858030

Amateurish.

Rainbow Dash only looks gay because she thinks it's ironic.

>>26858030
It's..beautiful.

>>26858023
people sage pony threads because it garners attention to their complaint.

>>26858012
Pacce requested it (to anyone)

"I'll be requesting Gilda eating cookies until someone does it"

another 2 people and me did that

It wes because someone said that in this pic
<
Gilda looked like if she had cookie crumbs

>>26858023
>There are only so many people newfaggish enough to sage a pony thread.

you autism is showing there. a lot. anic jerktroll comics to show us, anon-chan. I bet you draw your medallion very well with crayons

>>26858055

>>26858012
There's a popular drawing of baby Gila with little eagle-like spots on her feathers. The white patch below her beak. (I don't know what that part is called. The breast? The crown?)

Anyway, somebody said that the thumbnail looked like cookie crumbs. And somebody laughed. And then they ran with it.

>YOU'RE A TROLL
>NO YOU'RE A TROLL
>WELL YOU'RE MAD
>NO YOU'RE MAD

You fags wanna shut up now?

It smells like ponychan in here.

>>26858030
>Seaty

>>26857887
Me reading or ignoring something doesn't have any influence on it being an objectively bad thing that should never have existed.

Also, this shit affects everyone negatively wether you read them or not. I can deal with some 14 year old thinking I'm gay or whatever, but I don't like being lumped in with people who project their child rape fantasies on MLP.

>>26858065
>CWC

Oh yeah, you're totally not a newfag and samefag. LOL.

>>26858030
Nope, I have one worse.

>>26858076

>>26858084
>objectively bad

Are you one of those conservative christian yahoos who thinks it's bad to have bad thoughts?

>>26858052
*yawn*

The worst fanfics are the one's that are so good that they make me question my own sexuality.

>>26858052
>Lyra
>feeding Bonbon
wut

>>26858084
> I don't like being lumped in with people who project their child rape fantasies on MLP

Maybe you should leave the fandom if you're that much of a faggot.

>>26858088
>newfagnewfagnewfagnewfagnewfagnewfagnewfagnewfagnewfagnewfag lol XD

damnit, it's gonna be a long summer.

man, this turned quickly.

Instead of bitching about fanon, whats our favourite fanon.
kids who bitch need not apply

dinky derpy then

>>26858104
WELL, I'M OUT

>>26858109
CaramelxPokey?

Thanks for the butthurt /co/ this is why my friends turn into whiny little bitches every time I try defending you guys to them...

High and mighty as ever aren't you? Why not just stay on your side of the fucking line.

>>26858120
You're both newfags, now kiss and make up please boys.

>>26858121
luna's magic wand

>>26858120
are you ready for the summer?

>>26858121
Our whole development of Lyra and Bonbon's relationship.

>>26858134
Yeah.

>>26858151

This. I love it.

>>26857983
I have the post you're looking for.

Congratulations.

You just changed your name because you like a TV show.

You have reached an entirely new level of stupid. No amount of OC roleplaying, backpatting, or namefagging could drive my respect for you this incredibly low. Only Christian Weston Chandler has gone this far off the deep end into stupidity before.

This is why every other pony related site hates you.

Love, /co/.


This was what was deleted from ponychan.

Last night I was lead to believe you guys were relatively the same as December, but jesus this is pathetic, stop being shit and talk about the show.

>>26858121
My favorite fanon is that Scratch is mute and plays music to express herself vocally.

>>26858151
THIS

>>26858163
Can I get an Octavia slow clap?

>>26858062
No, they sage pony threads because they don't know how sage works. People always read the message before they read the e-mail field.

Take a look at the archives, which records sages. Long stretchs of threads with few sages (usually the guy at the beginning of the thread who bitches about pony threads), interrupted by sagebombs by newfag retards.

>>26858103
>moral relativism

Okay, I should have seen this coming. Let's just stop this shit now, this won't be going anywhere and I don't feel like derailing fucking MLP with a discourse on ethics.

>>26858175
id never heard that before. That sounds fucking good

>>26858138
Don't bother defending us. We became indefensible long ago.

>>26858173
There's quite alot of new traffic in here all the time.

They're just not very vocal about being new.

>>26858163
You don't think he actually changed his name, do you?

>>26858173

Night threads are always better. Check again at 22:00 or so 4chan time, it'll be about what you saw last night, most likely.

>>26858194

>>26858182

>>26858173
>talking about mlp

I sure hoe you gus don't do that!
in all honesty, if you want to talke about the show, just leave. mlp general are just a playground for 5 namefags and their minions. they order, minions obey.

>>26858193
it's 4chan. Try asking about moral relativism on /sci/. It gets kinda bad.

>>26858182
Not so slow but ofhwell

>>26858203
night threads really aren't that much better

>>26858163
The thread is now in the archives even...
urgh.

>>26858121
Mute Scratch. I didn't like her as much as I do now before that
>>26858134
I still have yet to read that

>>26858193
I never mentioned moral relativism. I'm a moral absolutist. (And I'm willing to bet you yourself are a relativist. I doubt you have any problem with all the rape and murder and babykilling in the Bible, for instance).

Hey suckmyoff....it's been a month so I'm back to ask if you got your scanner fixed and if you could post that pic I requested.... Diamond Dogs + Dragon?

>>26858235
Please, before this gets out of hand, don't assume the other guy's position. That path leads to darkness.

So I'm done with 7 minutes of the first MLP: Friendship is magic episode

I.. I don't know what I'm feeling.

>>26858227
Saturday late night is usually good (sunday morning in Europe).

>>26858235
wohoo a cheap religious argument! we have a winner

>>26858245
He's making his position pretty clear.

>>26858252
Friendship

>>26858217
>>26858224
Issac Clarke's mother's name is Octavia.

>>26858228
Where? Can you post a link to it?

>>26858252
Friendship. Friendship is what you're feeling.

but seriously a lot of us don't really like the first two episodes, and they're certainly not indicative of the rest of the show. The characters and humour is there but with a totally different tone

>>26858259
Let me know if I'm wrong.

>>26858262
I don't think he mentioned the bible at all. Or religion.

>>26858252
Take your time to let it all sink in...

>>26858195
As have we, most of the insults the rest of the ponynet flings at us are completely accurate.

I don't have any delusions of things working out nicely, but just as many of them over there would be quick to say "4chan is the reason everyone hates us, you spam gore and ponyporn and this is why we can't have nice things"

It's My Little Pony, people outside of it aren't going to respect it. I'm over it.

>>26858104
NOW YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE FEEL WHEN THEY READ "EDGY" FANFICS

>>26858274

How come pony society has not evolved in 1,000 years. Shit still looks the same as the storybooks, do the ponies just have no drive to improve?

>>26858272
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/2496944.html

>>26858274

Oh, alright.

The redneck pony has a pretty hilarious voice though

>>26858252
The first two episodes suck. Trufax.

>>26858278
He expressed a ridiculously puritanical point of view. Attacked with a nonsensical "moral relativism" complaint, common among conservative Christian apologetics.

>>26858304
What does it look like in the story book? That book probably isn't 1000 years old. The illustrations can be new to reflect the modern society.

>>26858304
>How come pony society has not evolved in 1,000 years
They were sleeping in pens before, now they have houses and scooters and spas.

what the heck

so deep

>>26858304
You can't get any better than perfection.

They do live in a perfect, idealistic world.

>>26858304
Magic is a game changer, technological progression is born of necessity, and there is none while you have easy magic, so that explains the technological stagnation. The architectural stagnation is explained by Celestia having particular tastes, so keeping canterlot the same - other settlements like manehatten are a lot more modern.

>>26858332
SO HIP

SO EDGY

>>26858267

So's Serena Butler's sister now let's all agree to never, ever mention those books again...

>>26858252
>>26858313

When you're done with the first two episodes, watch "Dragonshy." That's a pretty good episode.

>>26858336
That implies that they have perfected magic. If magic works on any system, then it can always be improved.

>>26858332
Dash/Pinkie shipping is so two months ago.

>>26858330
>sleeping in pens
They had castles, so I assume they were not living in pens.

>>26858240
I did but I forgot. Fuck it, dyou mind waiting one more day? I cant be arsed.

sorry

>>26858314
Meh, honestly I enjoyed the pilot. Introduces the world/characters pretty nicely, even though it has a different format from the other episodes.

The pilot certainly isn't the best the series has to offer, but it isn't the complete and total shit a lot of people seem to write it off as either.

>>26858354
If he already likes it, he might as well continue in order. Not that it'd really matter though

>>26858364
And we're all okay with straight ships now, right guys?

>>26858359
Oh no, that's not what I meant at all, magic can have progressed just as much as technology would have, but that's far less obviously visible from a storybook. New magical techniques for reinforcing buildings are invisible, new engineering techniques are often plainly visible.

>>26858392

No, now get back to eating out Rainbow Dash.

>>26858392
you're a funny man.

>>26858304
Conflict is one of the biggest drives for technological and cultural advancement, always.

I don't think the ponies experience too much conflict.

>>26858235
Dude, stop. Seriously. I don't care about what your thoughts on ethics are or how you think I'm some kind of internet evangelist. I just came here to talk about ponies and made the big mistake of touching on a topic that I should've known beforehand would never yield any sensible discussion. Here, if it satisfies you, let's just say I was wrong forever and we can leave it at that and resume talking about ponies.

>>26858392

>>26858366
See, that's a bit of flawed logic. Even in our history, it was only the very top of the ruling elite that lived in the castles and mansions. Everybody else was left to their own much less glamorous houses.

>>26858390
its almost as if you WANT to send this thread back into the burst anal cyst it was 10 minutes ago.

I have a soft spot for the retarded canuck

>>26858399
>flutterdash

>>26858392
I wish

>>26858364

>Dash/Pinkie shipping is so two months ago

Did it go out of style? If it did, what has replaced it as the superior ship for Pinkie and Dash?

>>26858121
The stuff we made up regarding the royal family. Luna being a passive-aggressive, incompetent doormat and Dreadlord Celestia with her brutal regime.

>>26858423
I don't see what's offensive about that drawing of Snails.

>>26858428
People are probably getting tired of shipping. I know I am.

>>26858402
So pony society is stagnant because of lack of fighting. Someone needs to attack Equestria

>>26858428
Dash left Pinkie for Applejack, and Pinkie just sleeps around.

>>26858449
But a neverending torrent of horny 13-year-olds will ensure that shipping never ceases.

>>26858428
Snails x ManeCast

I would just like to point out that these threads are complete shit now.

>>26858464
Okay.
I like this.

>>26858461
Ponies should lick ponies.

within marriage and only for procreation!

>>26858447
you werent here last night then
>>26858454
necessity is the mother of invention
survival is the epitome of necessity
war is the struggle for survival

makes sense
glad I watch james may's big ideas

>>26858492
>now
They were never good.

>>26858449
>>26858465
and now we discuss Snails's dick, or how he gets raped


probably some people get tired of that. I know I am

>>26858474

Sup Snails.

>>26858374
AWWWW YEAAAAHHH

That's ok, I really don't mind waiting. I requested the thing like 2 or 3 months ago right? I usually check in once in a while on the night threads, but day threads move WAY TOO FUCKING FAST for me.

So tomorrow or the day after sounds absolutely fine by me. Again, I'm grateful you did it at all so I really don't mind waiting....should I just try and check in around the same time tomorrow?

>>26858454
Nightmare Moon tried to stir up some shit in Equestria but was defeated by friendship.

Yep, goddamn pony utopias seem pretty much immune to any attacks or conflicts.

It's either shipping or awesome adventures

>>26858409

> I just came here to talk about ponies

Yet instead of talking about ponies, you bitched about fanon that you don't like. Sorry, I can't think of you as a very honest person.

>>26858402
Though I'm not sure that'd still be the case in pony civilization. Who are you going to get to fight, the regular people, or the ponies whose special talents are about kicking ass? Who'll build your siege engines, but the pony who's special talent is building weapons of war? There doesn't need to be the building on the shoulders of giants approach we take because their special talents are something they're unnaturally good at.

And, of course, between having the goddess of the sun as your leader, and even your regular citizens being capable of extraordinary feats of speed, magic, and strength, probably means that nobody is ever going to attack anyway. Ever. It'd just be a terrible, terrible idea.

>>26858428
Lies, it's still the superior ship

>>26858503
so does this mean Pony society is not perfect?

>>26858492
how does it feel to be white noise

>>26858492
Oh they're fine. A lot better than last week.

Also this is old pony society...
Notice how they're all earth ponies though...maybe this is just the earth pony scum, they always were a simple lot.

>>26858461
Applejack is straight
and only wants it with relatives

>>26858519
sure. I guess all be on most the time due to recent scheduling
>>26858492
and you've really improved them with this. ta

>>26858542
After Party of One I became convinced it'd never work. Before that, Pinkie could easily have been Dash's emotional crutch, but pinkie is also unstable as fuck. One little fight and it'd spiral out of control until dash was a wreck and pinkie never talked to anybody ever again

>>26858542

Talking about the show is boring, all of the episodes are fully contained, there is only decent and funny speculations.

>>26858198
>implying he's not just an attention whore.

>>26858576

AJ have angry random lesbian sex with Rarity

>>26858526
Or comedy, but I don't really ever see funny stories

I would also like to point out that these threads are great and I have a sex phobia

>>26858526
Did someone say adventure?!

>>26858628
how would that even go.

>>26858628
Rarity is a man, so it's ok

>>26858571
That's why Celestia set up society so earth ponies are on the bottom. Maybe one day, by seeing their winged and horned masters, they'll have something to aspire to be and finally civilize themselves.

>>26858590
That's kinda why I ship these two sometimes. They occupy the opposite extremes of an emotional spectrum.

PP helps FS to be more assertive and energetic.
FS helps PP to be more careful and considerate.

I kinda want to see what happens when they both go crazy.

>>26858649
I see gummy lounging with his cock and balls out in this picture

>>26858654
they'd get madder and madder at each other until they kissed for reasons neither of them really understood, but they'd promise to never talk about it ever again the next morning. It happens about monthly.

>>26858590

>Implying PinkyDash can't be disfunctional and still be a couple

They're the ones who get into screaming arguments at 2 am (and since they're in Dash's cloud castle, floating above the town, everyone can hear) and then have loud makeup sex afterwards.

>>26858658

>mfw im not okay with that

>>26858612
Conversely. you could make silly speculations about any cartoon or comic. This just the only one you enjoy.

>>26858626
It's ponychan. I wouldn't put it past them.

>>26858508
You got a problem with Snailsdick? What would you rather discuss then?

>>26858685
MLP has a wide range of waifus and ships, that's what sets it apart from the standard fare.

>>26858676
They could be a couple, for about a week. Rarity and AJ would have arguments, Dash and Pinkie would just keep quiet about the tiny little things that annoy them before thinking that maybe it's their fault, maybe if they were better it wouldn't bother them, or the other would change, maybe if they could just live up to what they always thought they could be it would work out, but it never can, oh god better go kill myself my life is over

>>26858580
I'll try and hunt you down tomorrow then...
Bye and thanks again!

>>26858666
After "The Best Night Ever" of I became convinced it'd never work. Before that, Fluttershy could easily have been Pinkie's emotional crutch, but Fluttershy is also unstable as fuck. One little fight and it'd spiral out of control until Fluttershy was a wreck and Pinkie never talked to anybody ever again

>>26858681

...I am.

>>26856647
Now I'm ashamed to live in the same country as this guy.
Good thing he's one of the inbred northerners so I will never have to meet him in person.

>>26858390
>post random cute pic

>>26858423
>>26858447
>>26858474
>>26858503
>>26858508
>>26858517
>>26858705
Holy damn.

>>26858666
I wonder if pinkamena can be terrified into being happy again. Because I'm sure we'd find out.

>>26858672
oh great, now I do too.

>>26858675
The estrus cycle isn't monthly

>>26858728
GMT bro?

>>26858649
Aw hell yeah

>>26858778
Yearly?

>>26858778
like they care. They just happen to bump into each other, Rarity picking up materials and Applejack dropping off apples, or vice versa. Or maybe they just go for a walk. Whatever excuse they need this time. Nobody must know.

>>26858626
No, I'm implying he is an attention whore. Of the troll variety.

http://twitter.com/#!/goldenrusset/statuses/80815270997917698

>>26858783
+2

>>26858817
It is possible to not take something seriously and yet still talk about it. Have you never had serious conversations about stupid shit before, whether that be alien abductions, shipping ponies, or which girl is most likely to be a man?

>>26858820
Nice to see things are making steady progress.

>>26858835
sometimes I wish flying were real

>>26858820
Is he talking about Topdraw or the Vancouver studio?

>>26858540
Meanwhile, you were a paragon of reason and never resorted to cheap tactics like selective quoting or lumping in the other side of the argument with a bunch of lunatics despite there being literally no evidence to it.

>>26858846
>ponies in stockades

This is my fetish.

>>26858843
on the internet you never know who can serious and who isn't

If seeing a pairing you don't like makes you physically uncomfortable, then there's a problem.

>>26858860
Vancouver Studio.

I think I figured out where all the males are in ponyville

>The edge of the herd is the domain of the herd stallion, who must fight off both predators and other males. When the herd travels, the stallion brings up the rear, watching for predators and driving straggling herd members on, keeping the group together. During mating season, stallions tend to act more aggressively, in order to keep the mares from straying off. However, most of the time, the stallion is fairly relaxed, spending much of his time "guarding" the herd not by herding the mares around, but by scent-marking manure piles and urination spots in order to make clear his position as herd stallion.[5]

>By living on the periphery of the herd, exposed to weather, predators, and challenges from other stallions, the herd stallion endures a somewhat vulnerable existence. He is exposed to more risks than any other herd member and can be replaced by a stronger successor at any time. Interestingly, a herd stallion will occasionally tolerate one young stallion to live at the edge of the herd, possibly as a sort of designated successor, even though the young horse will eventually gain mastery over the older stallion and claim the herd.


They are all defending the boarders.

Today on ponychan:

Someone's upset with the angry response to the morning radio show. Ponychan didn't show enough love and tolerance.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/35657823.html

Someone's crying because he doesn't cry enough

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/35657960.html

>>26858877
Don't enjoy yourself TOO much

>>26858894
Ah, because i had read that Topdraw had begun animation last week.

>>26858811

this pretty much

Speaking of awesome adventure...

>>26858896
So how did a big ass stallion like big mac avoid conscription then?

>>26858946
Narrow Urethra.

>>26858946
Hell if I know. But reading up on this stuff is kinda interesting.

>A mare may be 4 to 10 days in heat and about 14 days in diestrus. Thus a cycle may be short, i.e. 3 weeks. Horses mate in spring and summer, autumn is a transition time, and anestrus rules the winter.

>>26858922
No promises there

>>26858946

Conscientious objector?

>>26858922
Now where is the porn of this?

You know what, never mind, I just want more stockades and ponies.

>>26858946
hes fucking retarded

>>26856773

Luna will be voiced by Lucy Liu.
Celestia will be voiced by Angelina Jolie.
Gramps will be voiced by Morgan Freeman.
Derpy will be voiced by Weird Al Yankovic.

>>26858904
I always wondered why you guys obsess over ponychan so much. Nobody outside ponychan even likes them, and they don't give a shit. Maybe you should too just ignore the fags and let their board die.

>>26858904
Shit, I was reading for like a minute and now I feel like ass. Some of them are seriously retarded.

>>26859041
Everyone is voiced by Tabitha except for Celestia and Luna
They are voiced by Morgan Freeman and Patrick Stewart.

>>26856576
...I now have a new alarm sound for my phone.

>>26858946
he was killed in action

I just hope people aren't serious when they talk down straight shipping, shit's fucked up

>>26859124
>OCs

>>26859124

dat cutie mark

>>26859124
That looks like Mocha's style.

>>26859124
Mrs & Mr Cake OTP.

They have a bit of an understanding though. She likes some young fresh studs, and he likes pinkie pie.

>>26858922
>rotten fruit

That is NOT the proper way to treat a lady in stocks!

>>26859124
>straight shipping

Okay, hypothetical question time!

Let's say that some enterprising brony, a la shoe brony, decided to start a fan-made content provider. However, they were selling professional quality printed copies of your favorite fanfics (let's ignore the copywrite and stuff. like with the zazzle store, you gotta get in before he's shut down). Each page of these high-quality paperbacks holds about 600 words, and your book can be up to 500 pages long (300,000 words, if you can't count). Since the books are custom made, you can order any combination of stories you want, but the pricing's a little steep: 15 dollars for <100 pages, and an additional 4 for every 100 after that.

First question: at that price (or hell, in principal) would you be interested in buying one or more books?

Second question: If so, what fanfics would you include in your book?

>>26859124
I wonder if Celestia could create Appearations like NMM did with the Shadowbolts.

Then we could straight ship her with herself.

>>26859185
Straight shipping is best shipping

Didn't bother reading this, but here's the radio show's transcript.

>>26859200
dont know if would buy

pornpornpornporn.

>>26859201

There's at least one fic where Nightmare Moon has sex with the Shadowbolts, so I suppose that's possible.

>>26859207
Perfect timing for this thing I just sketched up then. Thoughts?

>>26859200

No, because I can get fanfic for free and don't really care about professional printing and such.,

>>26859224
That sounds like a terrible radio show

>>26858811
>>26858675
I like to see them fight

>>26859200
I wouldn't want a physical object that I can't get rid of quickly like that around.

>>26859240
http://pastebin.com/8EMDwWmL

>>26859224
They imply male MLP fans are pedophiles. Cool.

So regarding that I talked about suckering ponychanners out of money, which board would be simplest / most appropriate?

>>26859242
I'll take a sketching request if I can get some feedback on this sketch

>>26859200
Definitely not, but I'd never pay for books anyway.

>>26859200
If it came with some art and hardback, I think I would buy Fallout: Equestria.

I like it enough to give some back to the author in exchange for a physical copy.

>>26859282
While they fuck

>>26859054
Why do they obsess over CWC so much? Or Luke Allen? Or Gaia Online?

Because 4chan is mostly teenagers, they like to have OMGRAEG threads and stuff. It's like when kids stroll around the playground bragging about how they don't watch Barney cause it's such a kiddy show (even though nobody asked).

When you're a teen it's all about building your identity based on what you do and don't do; who you are and who specifically you are not. It's your most pressing concern and you are compelled to assert it constantly everywhere you go. It's interesting how you can see this phenomena across 4chan.

Which pony is the worst in bed?

>>26859087

Uma Thurman voices Mrs. Cake.
David Cross voices Mr. Cake.

How are you people still running when the first season ended a long time ago?

wat

>>26859373
I kinda wish we would stop for a bit to be honest

>>26859305

well, if you go by what's posted on /co/ and ponychan, they aren't very far from the truth.

>>26859360
>bragging about not watching barney
>posting this in a pony thread

>>26859373
Original content all day erryday.

>>26859373
How long did people talk about Avatar between seasons? And then after the show ended entirely?

>>26859373

>>26859054
Why? Because they're retarded? Because they're like a big pile of kindling just asking to be setting fire too? Like some kind of mock fuel? Because it's fun?

The first thing they do is take the show too seriously. The second mistake is, in taking the show seriously, they get it all wrong.

>>26859363
Rainbow Dash duh.
Picture related.

>>26859400
This. There's more original content being produced now then several months into the season.

>>26859411

>>26859394
You can quit any time you want to.

>>26858820
Awesome!

>>26859431
Yeah, I could stop any time I wanted. Any time, honest!

>>26859373
We just love ponies that much Anonymous. Everything about and around them is just oh so very fun. And the new fanart and other fan-things, oh my, it all just keeps coming! I love it!

I wish to ponies forever.

>>26859305
As stupid as I think that radio show was, this thread and other MLP generals lead me to believe that said part might be relatively accurate.

>>26859477
And why is that, pray tell?

>>26859477
You're a silly person for thinking that, anon.

>>26859477
...Every subculture has at least SOME pedophiles, but the correlation is hardly strong enough to suggest that all adult men who like this show are.

>>26859477
Pedophiles? No. Sick fetishes? Yes. But then again we're on 4chan you know.

>>26859510
Whats wrong with pedophiles?

>>26859510
What does subculture have to do with it? Don't most pedophiles try to fit in with mainstream society? Working as boring accounts and leading prayer meetings?

>>26859224
Haha, you should post that on ponychan and see what happens.

You have not lived until you've watched this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO7fZkhPM5Q

Ok guys here's a question
When and How did you discover ponies?
And what was the first episode you saw?

>>26859553

lol

I go to every single pony related community including this one. I do not see why you guys hate Ponychan. You guys claim everyone hates Ponychan but the only place I see that actively hates Ponychan is this one. I don't know why you guys can't get along.

Someone said something about taking the show too seriously, what do you mean by taking the show too seriously? Because I have been to Ponychan and I don't see this "taking the show too seriously". Maybe you have a different definition than mine and I would love it if you told my your definition of "taking the show too seriously" so I can spot it.

Wes Craving directing Cupcakes: The Movie.

Pinkie Pie pulls a Carrie moment.

/thread.

>>26859477
everything on 4chan is a lie.

>>26859529
I don't know about actual pedos, there are certainly some lingering about, but I've never seen a board or fandom/subculture on 4chan that didn't have a fair share of individuals fawning over the young girl characters.

I'm not into lolicon myself but it's inevitable.

>>26859569
through /co/
october
friendship is magic part 1

>>26859577
We have better community cohesion when we can hate on something else.

>>26859569
I ran into mlp pornography about two months ago and figured not watching the show after that was kinda pointless.
Marathoned the whole season from ep1

>>26859584
the CMC look adorable though.

even though they can get annoying.

>>26859569
/b/..then I moved over to /co/ quite fast
Friendship is Magic p1

>>26859569
/co/. I saw all the threads remarking on the number of threads reaching 300+ posts and autosaging. I was interested in how boards work at the time, and hadn't really seen non-stickied threads auto-saged before. So that impressed me. I was also amused by all the people upset over it.

>>26859510
>but the correlation is hardly strong enough to suggest that all adult men who like this show are.

True enough (and hence the "relatively"). I just think that even though this show was mostly based on stereotypes and misinformation, actually looking at parts of the fandom will prove that those stereotypes aren't entirely misapplied.

But I guess my wording was a bit harsh, /co/'s MLP generals are very light on this kind of stuff.

>>26859151
I really miss her

>>26859584
Pedophiles and people attracted to girls are two different things, my friend.

>>26859577
We hate everything.
Thats our special talent you know.

>>26859577
It's pretty much /r9k/ 2.0, the last time I checked.

>>26859569
random forum in November that posted a link to the leaked Winter Wrap Up song
Started with episode 1 and watch all episode available. Next day I discovered /co/ threads.

>>26859577
We hate because we can.

>>26859635
how?

>>26859428
Poor Dash ...

>>26859659
do they have a baby?

>>26859569

The girl I was interested in showed me Applebuck season. in April I forgot about it for a while, then I wondered "how the hell does a show like that even start?" So I watched the first season, 2-3 eps a night after I got out of college for the semester.

>>26859650
Every non-gay person with a penis is attracted to girls.

A pedophile is one who actually physically molests, or arguably wants to molest, a girl who is underaged.

>>26859569
I kept seeing threads here so I decided to watch ticket master.

>>26859633
fuckin' mocha