>>26843086
Put that down, Ozzy, thats not a bat.

Or, Spike, breather fire once you are inside, send his guts to Celestia!

Thank you for bearing with me.

And now, the final installment of the Snails abuse comics.

This thread is shit and you are shit

>>26843086
Thats OK we'll just Twist up this thread.

Posted here:

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/mlp-twitter-asking-for-flag-designs.html

>>26843086
> u mad Twistfags
Nah.

>>26843135
>not changing the marker's filename

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

Trixie x Big Mac?

>>26843163
Are you still sore over the last thread. I never once said that Static Shock was necessarily bad.

>implying anyone likes Twist
>implying anyone who claims to like Twist isn't just being ironic
>implying Twist didn't lose her cutie mark through fierce anal rape

Want to hear what Derpy hears?

Press the audio button in the captcha.

anyone have this picture i need it for my baby pony collection

>>26843143
Did I miss something between the Fluttershy one and this?

>>26843186
Sweaty Belle X Twist

We still doing anagram names? Because I gotta say, I love mine. I feel like BY HERO'S ON could be a phrase I could shout to activate my henshin sequence and become a Kamen Rider or Super Sentai.

>>26843194
What the hell is Static Shock?

>>26843143

You're a good person.

Are you going to color them?

>>26843161
Fanfic? oh do tell?

>>26843233

>>26842203

>>26843143
>>26843143
>sometimes they spit it out
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

I need a picture of Big mac for a reference.

Does anyone know what color(s) would go best in BonBon's gala dress?

>>26843203
>Did I miss something between the Fluttershy one and this?
No. Fluttershy clearly helped report the mane cast's horrible abusive actions to princess Celestia, who brought the hammer down.

Also, fixing my own nitpicked dialog

Ozzy is the Nickelback of heavy metal.

>>26843195
Yeah
She sucks
Cant fathom what people see in the ugly little shite.

>>26843186

Rarity x Spike

>>26843216
or... Viewtiful Bloom

>>26843186

go on

>>26843225
>On /co/
>Doesn't know about Static

>>26843258
And thus Ponyville bore witness to the largest population boom it had ever seen.

>>26843249
Glad to have had an effect on something 'round here.

>>26843216
Yo, I don't know if you saw it in the last thread, but famed FiMChan Inker/colourist Exploding Guy is inking that picture.

I put out a request on FiMchan earlier and he took it up.

I'd like to thank you still!

>>26843143
Stop sexualizing ponies!

>>26843233
Eat a dick!

>>26843143
I WANT MY EFG/SNIPER-CHAN/OCTAVIA CROSSOVER.

NOW.

boxdog would be fine, too

>>26843253

>>26843253
This work?

>>26843186
DO IT.

>>26843313
Stop sexualizing sex.

>>26843225

SOOPAH HEROOOO

STATIC SHOCK

(woot woot)

SOOPAH HEROOOO

STATIC SHOCK

(woot woot)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMFR-cK3FSo

>>26843319
>yfw they never look that way when you get them.

>ITT: Crackships

What's the most outrageous one we have?

>>26843294
I tend to tune out things I don't like

>>26843143
Lol
Fuckin A weaver

>>26843315

don't you fuckin dare

>>26843287
I was JUST playing Viewtiful Joe 2 today. Now I must put on the VJ soundtrack while I work, hell yes.

FANFIC PROGRESS

The stories of the gray sisters


Shortly after the sonic rainboom, Pinkie Pie was sent to Mr. and Mrs. Cake's bakery in Ponyville to work. she was sent off as she was seen as a threat to their enterprise.

Blinky and Inkie pie were still at the farm working, pooring all of their blood, sweat, and tears into that farm until their mother and father died. Being grown ponies at this point, the two sisters decided to sell the rock farm a private company in Equestria. They split the bits and went their seperate ways.

Inky set her eye's on the big city, Manehatten. It's cold, bitter night air was like a soothing hand on her shoulder once she arrived. Using the bits that she had obtained, she bought a small apartment in the city. It wasn't much to look at, the walls were in a cheap wallpaper that was stained and ripping. The carpet was old and matted down and the sounds of mice crawling were her lullabys at night. But it would do for now, for Inky had big plans. She wanted to own the best resteraunt in all of Equestria. She would name it Inky's place, a resturant based of the home style cooking of her mother. She had her heart set on this dream and would do whatever it would take to make this dream a reality. She got a job working at a small resturaunt called The Rani's Real Itallian Bistro. She worked as a waiter there, taking orders for hours on end, barely making minimum wage. She kept working and saving her money until she had gathered enough to buy a little place to start up her resteraunt. She was finally seeing her dream coming to fruition.

>>26843347

Probably because they use glue and tools to perfect the shots for pictures.

>>26843313
Stop sexualizing pokemons
Ha Ha, see? i can do that too

>>26843216

If you're gonna yell "henshin" why not at least transform into a good Rider?

>>26843143

Words can't describe how much I love this.

>>26843368

>Blinky and Inkie

THATS their names?!?!

>>26843347
>mbg it's never had that problem

She had her little place going, cooking her favorite dishes from her childhood: Red beans and rice, jambalaya, Haytouffe, and several other cajun style dishes. It took a while to get off the ground, being that there were already dozens of restraunts and she wasn't that well known. It was only open for dinner seeing as she would have to work throughout the day at The Rani's so she could get the necessary funds to keep her restraunt open. She would often close up nights when she had no customers for that night. That all changed one night when an oddly dressed couple, a filly with a light gray bob style haircut with round tinted glasses and a colt with a two tone mane with purple aviator style glasses. They stopped in. "What a quaint little place this is. Isn't it hun?", the filly said. "Yes yes, I must agree," said the colt. When Inky saw them, she rushed up to them and said "Welcome to Inky's Place, most authentic down south cooking you'll ever taste! Now let me show you to your seats." She soon showed them to their table.

>>26843365
We already did it.
You had a blast.

>>26843315
>I WANT MY EFG/SNIPER-CHAN/OCTAVIA CROSSOVER.
Sorry, Sniper-Chan wasn't one of mine.

Anyway, now that the Snails comic is done (I'm probably not going to ink and finish the later sketches) I think I'm done with the adorable little runt for a while.
Probably gonna shift on to drawing Big Mac or maybe straight Caramel

>>26843391
I agree

>>26843301
Hey, no problem Pacce. Glad to see it take up, it's a nice pic. Once I get my tablet fixed, I'll be able to keep up with the speed of these threads again.

I don't suppose anyone has a crummy old tablet they aren't using anymore? I'd gladly take it off your hands.

>>26843290
Just an idea for now. Maybe something about how he follows her after she leaves town and comforts her, etc. They start shipping, blah blah blah. You get the idea.

>>26843367
You! almost always~
Spend your best time to figure~
Money and ease~
and let yourself cry~

>>26843365
>efg
Begone with you.

>>26843352

Derpy x Hydra

>>26843423
The couple ordered their food and Inky immediatly began to cook it. She felt her heart fill with joy as she cooked for these people. As the scent of various herbs and spices filled the air, it made her dream seem as if it was becoming more real all the time. She carried the food out to them and layed it down on their table. As the two dinned on the food, she went off and started pacing. Millions of thoughts raced in her mind like "would they enjoy it?" "Did I add too much spice?". When she looked over at them, she saw that they were taking their last bites. She walked over their calmly, so she wouldn't come off as creepy or too excited. She asked, "Well, how did you like it?". The filly with the strange haircut responded, "It was just magical darling!", the colt then shook his head in agreement. "And may I ask what your names are?" Inky inquired. The filly responded, "You may know me as Photo Finish and dis colt next to me is known as Hoity Toity, We are ze best fashion designers in all of Equestria. And I'll tell you something darling. We are going to recommend this to aaaall the high class ponies in Equestria!"

Upon hearing this statement, Inky was just dumbstruck as she didn't have words to describe the pure joy that had overcome her. And withern several weeks, the restraunt was the best recieved in all of Manehatten. Her dream had finally been realized. She moved into a nice house, married a nice colt named Cherry pop, and were happy for a good long time.

>>26843391
>Walking the path of Cloudsdale, the colt who will rule everything. Tendou... Pouni.

>>26843431
>straight caramel

>>26843431
Big Mac and Celestia.

ONE IS A SIMPLE FARM BOY FROM PONYVILLE.

THE OTHER IS AN ETERNAL GODDESS OF THE SUN.

TOGETHER, THEIR LOVE IS EQUESTRIA'S DARKEST SECRET.

>>26843391
lol what's a hen's shin? we yell common writer

>>26843436

>>26843445
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyPcUpa9_BU&NR=1

>>26843443

Draw a Big Mac ship that hasn't been done yet, like Big Mac x Snips, and try to make it make sense. Nobody has been a bad enough dude to try.

>>26843431
Alright then.

Also HOLY SHIT I'm TALKING TO PLAYER ONE

stagger lee

>>26843488

I don't even care.

I've got some Twist pictures I didn't get to put in the other thread, so I'll just stick 'em in here.

>>26843418
superior burgers

>>26843431
Also do you have the entire snails comic hosted somewhere?

>>26843520
say that to my face and not online motherfucker and see what happens

>>26843431
Any Caramel is good Caramel

>>26843389
I don't!

I like Twist...I think she's cute...I don't know why everyone hates her.

>>26843534
HAMBOIGAS?!

>>26843430

The f....

I don't even remember anything! What did you guys do!?

>>26843431
Player 1, I'm a big fan.

Does anyone have the MLP team's (teams') DA and/or FA and/or Twitter pages all saved? I want to watch the fuck out of their accounts.

>>26843579

I don't think people hate her, they just don't have a reason to like her.

>>26843510
I could see that. Snips goes to big mac as an big brother kind of figure and gets attached.

>>26843418

A friend of mine orders his burgers at In-N-Out without the special sauce every time.

And it's not because he doesn't like it, which would be grounds for capital punishment in the first place. No, he's actually never even had it, and just refuses to try it even once. Every time this happens I contemplate just putting him out of his misery.

But yeah In-N-Out is good.

>>26843408
...I personally call them Blueberry and Gooseberry. Like the pies. Though I don't suppose that would explain why they broke the mold for Pinkie.

>>26843463
cherry pop huh?
cute

>>26843313

>>26843561

Huh? Oh sorry, I was off looking you up on Google: sorry never heard of you before.

Check this though, it's the first model they made of me. The first. I guess you could say I'm kinda that awesome.

>>26843561
It's too bad they canceled your show without even airing the last couple episodes, common writer.

>>26843574
D'aaaaaww I didn't know that you loved flutterslut THAT MUCH!

>>26843627
Oooooo Daaaayyyyyyum.

>>26843617
yeah, he was a cute colt, thought they would go good together. Now I need to work on Blink's part

>>26843611
that is indeed grounds for termination.

anyways, twist sucks, snails sucks, trixie sucks, pinkie sucks, fluttershy sucksdicks, luna sucks, pwn-three sucks, caramel sucks and big mac sucks.

I think I got them all covered.

>>26843583
You don't remember?
None of it?
Huh, I guess that was one of the side effects from the spell...

>>26843408

Aren't those two of the ghosts from Pac Man?

in before what's Pac Man?

>>26843616

I've been calling this one Pebbles.

No idea what to call the other one.

>>26843484

Mac belongs to Luna

>>26843391
>>26843436
>>26843468
>>26843488
>>26843520
>>26843561
>>26843627
Suddenly out of nowhere, Music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTembHS14oA

>>26843611
I've never been to In-N-Out

>>26843627
>Told

>MLP is a new thing, someone on /co/ makes a thread saying "hey guys, this show is actually kind of good"
>Watch the one episode that's aired
>Its okay but get bored halfway
>MLP gets huge fucking fanbase
>months later give it another shot
>Episode about some ponies in a race
>Its really bad
>maybe I got a bad roll of the dice
>Watch another episode
>Something about cutie mark crusaders trying to get cutie marks
>Its REALLY bad
>fuck this shit
>Its on TV again, I decide to give it one last shot because I must keep getting unlucky
>considering how big and loyal this fanbase is, there must be some redeeming value in this cartoon
>Another episode on TV
>About the cutie mark crusaders again or something
>literally get pissed off over how bad it is and quit about 10 minutes in

>>26843567
Im glad you feel that way

>>26843647
you arent serious about the cherry pop are you?
I mean, nothing sound wrong about that to you?

>>26843673
>Mac belongs to Luna
Luna and Celestia sharing Big Mac

make it happen

>>26843574
shut up and go back to your own board implying you wouldn't lick lucarios chest spike

>>26843604
I hate her because of her voice and her face

Fucking disgusting that she got more lines than luna did.

>>26843678
>never been to In-N-Out
You sir owe it to yourself to eat there at least once in your life.

>>26843688
Congratulations!
You don't like it!
Watch something else!

>>26843697

Is it just coincidence you guys are bringing this up? Or did you read my story?

>>26843688
You didn't like Fall Weather Friends whaaaaaaaat
Dude
Oh well

>>26843688
Not everything is for everyone, even though you didn't really watch some of the better ones.

I don't understand why a lot of popular things are so freaking popular, but whatever.

>>26843677
favorite rider song right here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymHXhqv3nQ4

and almost continuing the the tradition of power rangers themes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzNgE8y-Ecw

>>26843712
And stick that sticker on your car, so others know, you ate the food of gods.
and are probably obease

>>26843720
I don't think there is any other reason for this ships existence.

>>26843662
Yes, that's the joke.

And their dad's name is Clyde.

>>26843662

Blinky, Inkie, Pinkie, Clyde and Sue

Right then. I've been itching to pick up the keyboard and start writing again, so give me a topic to write about. It can be shipping, grimdark, even clopfiction (oh god I'm going to end up regretting this probably).

For a reference, my previous works include Turntable Turnabout (ScratchDash), Cotton Candy Hearts (PinkieDash), and Rocket To Insanity (GrimDarkDash)

>>26843658

Spell? What spell? Somethin' funny's going on.

>>26843688
>cutie mark crusaders
>bad
get out

>>26843717
No, fuck that.

You keep watching Pony until you like it. Or make threads on /co/ complaining about how much you hate it.

>>26843712
I keep hearing that. I heard there was one recently opened in Texas or someplace and people were waiting three hours or some shit to get a burger. I love a good burger, but damn.

I used to hear the same thing about Krispy Kreme. Then one opened near by, and I was underwhelmed. Now they're bankrupt.

>>26843717

Hey Pacce, how goes the next chapter?

>>26843662

Hmm, now that you mention it...

Logically that would mean that Pinkie has a third sibling named Clyde.

Where was he?

>>26843688
>Getting mad over not liking something popular
It's really like I'm on /mu/ or /v/.

>>26843697

Thats something for Raging Semi(extra points if is humanized)

>>26843688

Just curious... what shows do you like?

>>26843753
WHY THE FUCK IS HE SCHTANDING ON HISH HIND LEGSH?!

>>26843678
Hey Servine, Beedrill doesn't want you to see this. >>26842203

>>26843758
Dude, In-n-Out is the food of the Gods. Seriously, you do need to try it at least once.

>>26843712
If there are any in Louisiana I would surely go to one.

http://pastebin.com/X157Rhrn

just reminding you that the Canadians hate you. Transcript of morning show's excerpt on bronies.

>>26843756
They had the bad luck of having too many episodes so close together. If they were more separated people wouldn't get so saturated with CMC.

>>26843774
Unfortunate rock silo accident. They don't like to talk about it.

>>26843728
Toku music? Going over to the Super Sentai camp, the background music in this always brings a tear to my eye for some reason. It's just so damn heroic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qNVmyGpc40

I wish I could find it on it's own. I know they also used it in Gingaman, but it's hard to find the Gingaman soundtrack

>>26843752
Write a joke clopfiction

Between filamina x cockatrice

>>26843758

In-N-Out isn't the BEST burger joint in the world, but it's the best franchise/fast-food burger place by far.

Local burger joints will beat it though.

>>26843776

>>26843688
CMC twice in a row? You poor bastard. Here watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEkYxvM3V5g

>>26843720

ofcourse i read your new story and i came buckets

I had In 'n Out when I was in Vegas. Wasn't really memorable, but I guess it was better than Mickey D's.

>>26843728
We postin' Kamen rider songs now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCINA5-duVI&feature=related

>>26843786
just got done reading. I laughed so hard!

>>26843759
I hit a snag a bad derails-the-whole-story one.
I think I can get it back on track now.

>>26843774
>pick up the keyboard

>>26843752
probably moved out already

>>26843752

some shipping/clop with Aj and Rarity

>>26843794
>They compare us to 'icing'
Low blow, bro.

>>26843828
>>26843774
Clyde is the father

Replace Kingdom Hearts with Ponies and you have this thread.

>>26843758
I heard about that. Some woman actually broke down and started crying when she ate her first In-n-Out Double Double.

It was like a real life version of that episode of Spongebob where Squidward tries a Krabby Patty.

>>26843804
That's what I'm thinking. Will they cook your burger to order? Or do they cook the fuck out of it like all the other chains?

>>26843419
Far too cute.

>>26843758
In-n-Out is so overrated dude, don't bother. It's just some cult fanaticism thing. Everytime I've ever been there the food was wet with grease, soggy and just unappetizing. If I had to eat fast food I would seriously rather just go to Burger King or one of the other national chains. They're national for a reason, while In-n-Out only stays open because they manufactured some kind of cult following on a local level. I think a large part of it is the whole "we only have these hidden gems here in California, yaay Californians!" factor.

>>26843794

I'm amazed at how much I dont care.

Although the spelling errors made me laugh

>>26843845
But I've watched all the episodes.

>>26843845
I think you're confusing us with ponychan.

>>26843845
>ponychan.png

>>26843841

Lemme guess: the mom is named Sue?

we dont have in n out in the good old GMT

we stuck with shit like wimpys.
wimpys.
fuckin ejaculate burgers and cardboard chips

>>26843889
indeedy deed

>>26843848

hey Raging are you going to write something with Humanized Luna, Mac and Celestia right right?

>>26843277
i feel compelled to say how much i hate this

>>26843845
But then it doesn't make sense.

>>26843903

Hrm.

That works, I guess.

>>26843853
>hurr durr 5 guys 4 eva

>>26843848
They will make your burger to your exact specifications. They treat their burgers like their own fucking children.

Dammit I'm hungry now.

>>26843907
Yeah, ponies don't have levels.

>>26843796
but they're thrice as adorable when together

>>26843794

perhaps you should present a reason as to why anyone would care about this

>>26843828
You expect me to actually write using my stylus and tablet?

>>26843837
the fuck is icing?

>>26843848

It's just a fast-food place. But they use good ingredients, pay their employees very well, and you get great service (if the drive-thru line is really long, they'll actually have an employee outside taking orders from each car in line to get the orders done faster) and they toast their buns so they're a bit crispy on the edges and not soft and rubbery like other places. They also have a signature sauce which is basically just thousand island dressing but god damn it's good.

Their fries range from okay to delicious.

I'm drawing a blank here.

I need ideas for Pinkie Pie to wrap up this current series. Hit me with what you got.

>>26843924
>Nearest In and out burger is in New Orleans.
>Its over a 2 hour drive

lolnope.jpg
Maybe at Mardi Gras

*sigh* Why has no one mentioned White Castle. I know they are primarily situtated in the Northeast of the United States but come on.

Plus Kobe Burgers are superior to all

>>26843848
refer to the pic

>>26843418

they're cooked with under-aged love

>>26843904
Well, I'm not actually taking anymore requests at the moment because my to-do list is too long.

But I will do it for an exchange, if somebody wants to draw something. But no Vincent this time. Or Applejuice. In fact, I'd probably want to know who's involved in the exchange this time before I agree to it.

>>26843939

According to them, it's a thing 'bros' do. You get handed a Smirnov Ice, then have to get down on your knees and drink it.

I shit you not, that's what they said.

First they complain that it's too dark, then they complain it's not dark enough.

Fuck it, at least you guys are entertaining.

Incidentally the whole Snails abuse thing was a joke from the start.

>>26843939
Its where a bunch of Guido's would hide bottles of Smirnoff so the other, less fortunate Guido would find it, they would laugh, say "you got iced bro" and he had to drink that shitty beverage on the spot.

>>26843936
i dont know why youd pick up the keyboard to write with it though

>>26843958
never liked white castle. But that's just me.

Checkers fully loaded fries, those are fucking orgasms in my mouth

>>26843794

Fucking autistic assburgers ruin everything.

>>26843800
Oh shit, is that Forever Red, but not?

Also, in the vein of sentai series tracks...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejm5SBVqfRE

>>26843794
>Implying that the opinions of Canadians matter

>>26843930
Everyone knows people need to know about secret organizations. Otherwise they can't be mysterious!

>>26843963
Oooh, can I use this >>26842630 to bump the dash x guard fic up a bit?

Hey Kammy, are you still in here?

>>26843955

maeby she laying on her stomach?

>>26843973
>ponibooro
>not entitled faggots

dude, chill dude. You got a friend in me

you gon' do another?

>>26843955
Nearly passed out, and sprawled on the bed after partying too hard and mumbling to herself.

Unless you mean what she's wearing, because in that case I have no clue.

>>26843955
I am terribly unoriginal

>>26843750

>pinkie, blinky, and inkie are the kids

>Clyde and sue are the parents


OH MY GOD

>>26843955
Underoos, shaking her booty at the "camera".

>>26843973
you know, there are more than 2 people on the internet

>>26843955
An apron.

And nothing else.

>>26843955

Current series? what do you mean MS?

>>26843980

This description made me laugh out loud for some reason.

>>26844009
>dude, chill dude. You got a friend in me
That's my point, you guys are all right.

>>26844026
Pfft, we all know the internet is one, real fat dude.

>>26844035
shirt & panties series

>>26843086
>Not marking a thread simply because of OP image
That has got to be the pettiest fucking underage thing I have ever seen

>>26843996
I gotta admit, I'm really digging Power Rangers Samurai. That said, I'm more ashamed to admit that than admit I like ponies.

Fuck everything is backwards

>>26843845
I'm going to edit this comic to describe ponies and forever use it to describe Ponychan

>>26844057
Give them T-Shirts, one says /co/ and the other says ponychan.

>>26843973

>There needs to be a BETTER reason behind all the abuse!

Jesus. Do these people really not know what a joke is?

I honestly just feel sorry for them.

>>26844035

The shirt and panties series.

Pinkie's the last of the main cast.

>>26844031

>>26843924

Huh. Well, that's a step in the right direction. The best chain burger I've ever had is from Fuddruckers. They cook too order. And they've got great buns.

You know what the most important part of a burger is?

No, it's not the patty, it's the bun. Serious. All burgers have buns, few pay attention to them. More often than not they're dry and stale. You know what the most important part of a race car is? No, not the engine. Not the transmission. It's the tires. Why? Because no matter how good the rest of the car is, all of the forces the car generates, whether acceleration, turning, or braking, goes through the tires before it gets to the road. If you don't have good tires, you don't have a good car. If you don't have a good bun, you don't have a good burger.

Thus concludes my burger rant.

>>26844072
GENIUS!

>>26844043

Oh well in that case...

>>26843955

MS, draw something with Pinkie having a mixing bowl between her legs, holding a beater, and with goop all over her face.

Or holding a tray of freshly cooked muffins, with her face singed and her hair on fire

>>26844048
He probably didn't mark it because ANON THREAD MARKER THEFT AHHH

>>26843958
I sometimes get the store bought White Castle burgers, but that really isn't the same.

>>26843996
That is the episode Forever Red was based on. They just had a lot more rangers to call back.

Fun fact; I know and can do every single Red Ranger henshin and roll call pose by heart.

>>26843973

People actually go there? You uploaded your stuff there? I guess I should go, but wading through such shit on this connection...

>>26843752
Carrot, BobBob, Lyra, octavia, and mr. Breezy become power rangers. The Apple family are the villains.

Derpy shows up as Decade.

>>26844031
She should be eating a slice of cake too

>>26843794
It's clear they have no idea what they're talking about. They actually think we take the "bro" thing seriously and that we were the same people that participated in shit like "icing". It's like their peering into another dimension and trying to make sense of it.

>>26844057
Isn't it just possible that there is just one douche who didn't watch any of the episodes who hangs out there?

I fail to believe that most of the people there haven't watched the show.

>>26844057
>that isnt acceptable behaviour over here

sorry I shat in your playground, kid.

>>26843753

OH FU-

>>26844120
Ponychan and /b/ take the 'brony' thing really fucking seriously.

OTP <3

it's a flockdraw in-joke, it's too deep.
You wouldn't get it

>>26844124

The moderators themselves threatened to ban people for spoiling new episodes because they themselves hadn't watched it yet. We're talking days, if not longer, after the episode aired.

>>26844135

Ow.

>>26844120
>He expects shock jocks to do any research.

>>26844056
Hey, I still think that the first two seasons of the American Power Rangers were the best, followed by the Space Rangers. I haven't watched many of the others. Except for the one where they all had magic swords that they pulled out of rocks and one of them actually dies on screen. It was awesome.

>>26844087

Would you rather:

A. Eat an extremely delicious patty with shit-tasting buns?

or

B. Eat a shit-tasting patty with extremely delicious buns?

Or would you pick option C?

>>26844056
Samurai is good. Now that PR is back in the hands of Saban, they're doing better things with it. Hopefully they'll quickly get back into their old Time Force era stride. I just hope they'll be that good when it comes time to bring Gokaiger state-side.

Also, if you haven't seen it, I highly recommend Shinkenger

>>26844159

>>26844178
RUN EFG
Ah fuck it, your dead anyways.

>>26844178

>>26843955
A Ranchy Burlesque show where Pinkie Whores the main cast.

Also Burger Shot has the best burgers

>>26844108
>People actually go there? You uploaded your stuff there?
I didn't upload it, but it gets posted there pretty much as soon as I post it here, which means that it generally always has the first version with no fixes or alterations that I upload later.

I do swing by there just like I swing by my threads on the other pony-related chans just to pick up a few extra comments of feedback.
I am after all an attention whore and hearing responses to my work is what I live on

>>26843794
>>26843794
>broke rules 1 & 2
>compared every single one of us to that autistic 30yo retard that /co/ keeps spamming about
>called us pedophiles
>some retard calls and says something stupid
>all of the announcers instantly believe him

>>26844087
Agreed. My last 5 guys was ruined because of a shitty bun.

>>26844169
>C

Buy one from both places and combine them into one amazing burger and one terrible burger?

>>26844087
You ever try a Five Guys?

>>26844169

>mfw picking option C IS option C

Oh my gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

>>26844193

ohhhh I think i'm starting to remember now.

>>26844087

I contend that you are wrong--the burger is, in fact, the most important part of the hamburger. My proof?

-A burger can be eaten alone, it's called Salisbury steak and it's delicious if done right (albeit not as delicious as an actual sirloin or t-bone, but what is?)

-a bun by itself is just a shitty roll, aka. that thing you only eat at holidays because somewhere along the line it became traditional to serve a big-ass hunk of bread at Christmas and Thanksgiving.

The defense rests.

>>26844158
wow, thats something else.

Anyway, guess 4 oclock means its time to go to bed.

To sleep, perchance to dream of ponies and not the various other things I learned today

Any streams going on?

>>26844204
Wow, that sounds really gay when I say it like that.

>>26844199
rules 1&2 only apply during raids

>>26844206

I can't tell you unless you pick it.

WILD CARD!

>>26843794
"It just showing the decline of our society right there truly"

Society's got 99 problems, but ponies ain't one.

>>26844169
All other things being equal, those would be equally bad experiences.

But people rarely serve up patently bad patties (excluding overcooking) because most people pay attention to the patties. But nobody notices the buns.

tl;dr

I've had lots of good patties ruined by bad buns. Not the other way around.

>>26844227

I lol'd.

>>26844227
Unintentionally hilarious gay joke?

>>26844169
I'll take the box!
THE BOX!

>>26844216
I hope you like cupcakes

>>26844233
Now I really want it.

>>26844207

I have, good and greasy. But I love myself a Cheeburger.

>>26844233

I pick fucking C

>>26843955
Jumping with a bra that has just come off and is covering her breasts for the second they are up in the air.

>>26844253
wonka_you_get_nothing.jpg

>>26844227

The truth comes out!

>>26844271

The point of the series was no clothing other than shirt and panties.

>>26844233
Okay then.
C.

>>26844226

MS has a super secret special stream that only cool people are invited to or know about

>>26844199
>Could be worse, a fan could have gotten on the line.
>No, no that would have made it somehow worse.

>>26844230
>>26844230
RULE 1 AND 2 APPLY TO EVERYTHING

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING 12 YEAR OLD MEMESPAMMING IDIOTS TO THIS PLACE

AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER DID IT ON A RADIO SHOW

IWOULDKILLHIMSOHARDHEWOULDDIETODEATH

>>26844268

You get.

A BRAND NEW CAR!

>>26844227
Sorry, but I had to screencap that. That gave me a good laugh.

>>26844321

>>26844302
It probably would have. Did you see the ponychan thread about where they were going to send them MLP pictures and kind thoughts to show them how awesome they were?

>>26844302
Depends on the fan, really. If it had been one of "those" people, well, yes that could have made it infinitely worse. And by "those" people, I of course refer to the ones who liken the experience to something of a religious epiphany.

>>26844321

FUCK YEAAAA

>>26844321
Don't forget to spay and neuter your ponies

>>26844310
>>26844230
>>26844199
>caring about rules 1 & 2 outside of /b/

>>26844198
>I didn't upload it, but it gets posted there pretty much as soon as I post it here, which means that it generally always has the first version with no fixes or alterations that I upload later.
I cannot believe some fucking loser just hangs around and jumps at the chance to upload shit there or paheal without fucking waiting or thinking or anything i fucking mad

>>26844321

>>26843794
IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY BACK IN OCTOBER 2010

I love all these comics of the filly goddess sisters lately

>>26844343
If only someone had said ponychan instead of 4chan.
Oh the results they would have found.

>>26844291
While the shirt is billowing upwards.

I was going to add that part in my original post but I forgot and then realized that it would be impossible to have a bra flying off while the shirt creates a parachutesque effect.

>>26844389
I don't like the idea of that.

>>26844321

>>26844359
i like 4chan the way i like the deep web

without ANY normalfags

>>26844310
>>26844230
>>26844199
>Caring about rules 1 & 2
>in 2011
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>26844370
Could someone explain this phenomenon to me?

I don't get why people do this.

>>26844321
FUCK YE-

>mfw hooves

...GODDAMMIT.

>>26844371

Don't forget to spay and neuter your pets. I'm looking at you, Applebloom

>>26844381

because Luna and Celestia are the best characters

>>26844412
I just like to tell people that when they freak out. no one really cares

>>26844431

>>26844321
But I know a gut who turns into a tank.

>implying rules 1 and/or 2 matter
>ever

>>26844359
>/b/

>>26844409
>still thinks 4chan is a secret club

>>26844451
>gut
How does that work?

>>26844409
4chan used to be cool

>>26844469
It's our tree-house with a no girls aloud rule

>>26844409
You're new here, aren't you Squidward?

>>26844488
I liked it before...you know.

>>26844483
Oddly well.

>>26844469
its the only place i can escape from daily routine... this... and OnionIB

>>26844469
Isn't rule 1 and 2 really more about protecting yourself from other people finding out you go to 4chan? Rather than just people finding out about 4chan?

>>26844451
how can someone's stomach turn into an armored vehicle?

Well, all that talk of burgers has made me incredibly hungry, so I need to go get something to eat. As I mentioned, like, two threads or something ago, there is a new Trixie shirt available. It is printed with special glitter ink so it's nice and sparkly and not at all subtle. The design looks best on light colors.

http://elementsofbronyhood.spreadshirt.com/

I'm also working on some designs based on Sapphire Shores and Vinyl Scratch, I'll let you know when they come to fruition.

I've been thinking about learning how to animate in Flash or something. For some reason, I really want to remake the Saints Row The Third trailer with ponies. Watch it if you haven't seen it, it looks good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csTf2Z7xlQ0

Kay, goodnight.

>>26844527
isn't it "until a tank empties"?

Did you guys stop sexualizing ponies yet?

>>26844544
Starscream empties his tanks before the punching.
But the screaming doesnt.

>>26844570

>>26844570
FIRST PERSON TO RESPOND THAT'S NOT ME IS A FAGGOT

>>26844570
Say, if I give you my power point presentation, can you project it up onto the wall for me?

>>26844430
Since when is that a problem for Pinkie Pie?

>>26844570
Yes.

>>26844570

Nope, sadly.

Alright thanks for the input guys.

I'll sketch something out now.

Before I go I'll leave you with a topic:

Your favorite pony is dying. On his/her death bed, he/she asks you for one last favor. They want you to kill a puppy.

What do? Discuss.

>>26844570
No need to. It's canon. Standard mammalian reproduction.

>>26844540
Looking forward to the Scratch one although the Sapphire one sounds interesting as well, keep up the great work

>>26844570
nope

>>26844581
JOKES ON YOU, I AM GOING TO RESPOND TO YOU INSTEAD!

>>26844526
Sure, if your putting your personal information out their like an idiot.

>>26844570
see
>>26843620

>>26844581
>>26844579

>>26844527
>meatron
I want to see this now

>>26844570
God I fucking hate you

You and your attention-whoring routine
"Guys I HATE sex with ponies PLEASE don't make fun of me for wanting to fuck ponies but I will respond each and every time encouraging you to do so tee hee also does anyone want to RP as fluttershy with me"

put yourself in the ground

>>26844596
I would say no

>>26844596
"Yes Twist...I'll do it for you"

>>26844593
>anthro Twilight

Mother fuck.

>>26844596

Lie, lose karma
loot her body

>>26844596
Hmm. My favorite pony you say? Not the others?

I'll see that puppy in hell.

>>26844570

Maybe.

>>26844622
See what?
Megatrons abusive older sister?

>>26844596
Well, gee, is it an evil aligned puppy? Because, you know, that's an awfully EVIL sounding request.

>>26843249

>>26844625
I'm going to ERP as Fluttershy with him for the rest of the week just to spite you

>>26844596
I never liked Winona, so I'd do it. But only because she asked.

Why AJ couldn't just ask Mac to "accidentally" step on her is beyond me.

>>26844590
Shut up.

>>26844598
That doesn't mean they fuck each other. They don't even have genitalia.

>>26844642

>>26844625

I can't stop laughing.

>>26844636
Did someone say Anthro Twilight

>>26844596
It will make a fine fur hat for you Rarity

>>26844596
I guess it would depend on why Twilight wanted to kill a puppy...

>>26844671
>He thinks they use genitalia, not that they vomit in buckets.

>>26844596
Clearly, that puppy is evil and must be stopped for the good off all ponykind.

>>26843885

>>26844596

Fuck the dying corpse. Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.

>>26844596

I murder that puppy and feed the pony its blood, rejuvenating them and making it more powerful than ever

>>26844604

Why must this exist?

>captcha: Twilight diTopers

>>26844671
>That doesn't mean they fuck each other. They don't even have genitalia
>doesn't know what standard mammalian reproduction means.

Actually, that's exactly what it means. How do you think they get babby ponies? Some sort of magic mirror bullshit?

>>26844596

I manage a weak chuckle through my tears and say, "I love you too, Derpy."

>>26843885
>>26843885

To eat a burger you must have something to drink with it. So what is your weapon of choice?

This is mine. Its just so good with a burger for some reason. At least in my case.

>>26844692
If the puppy lives Equestria will be destroyed. Also, the it's blood is the only way to cure Celestia.

So, how would your favorite pony try to impress somepony else so that they could ask them out?

>>26844596
Huh, guess I gotta go exorcise Fluttershy again... Or maybe she's right about saying my mother sucks cocks in hell!

>>26844711
However that pony is now corrupted to pure evil and is hellbent on destruction and malice.

You are also their slave by blood-contract now.
Good end y/n

I feel like ive been in this thread before.

>>26844723
Ponies don't have genitalia, the can't have sex. They probably reproduce with unicorn magic or something.

>>26844723
I bet it has something to do with a mirror. . .

>>26844741
Then she said, "Fuck it I'll just ship 'em all."

>>26844735

Beer. Cheap american beer, served ice-cold.

Hamms or Schlitz are best, but any of the 'major' brands (bud, coors, PBR, etc.) will do in a pinch. As long as it's not light beer, that shit's for faggots

>>26844735
Coke, naturally. It goes so well with so much. I remember the first time I had Indian. Chicken tikka. Had a coke with it. It was perfect.

>>26844596
>>26844596

My favorite pony would never ask such thing. And I won't play artificial, twisted situation that has nothing in common with MLP:FiM

You are sick.

Did you guys get laid yet?

>>26844596
I kill a fucking puppy. I'd kill a BABY if Dash asked me to on her deathbed.

>>26844596

"Of course, Great and Powerful Trixie. Your will be done!"

>>26844791

Faust confirmed 'standard mammalian reproduction'

but only if they're married first

>>26844791
But they do have genitalia. The animators draw them, but then the fascists at Hub censor them out.

>>26844737
I'd just pay seatybelt to give it a bath or take it for a walk, that should be enough to kill it.

>>26844727

Damn, that's kind of sweet...

>>26844817
No.

>>26844791
>he wants to see animal dicks and vaginas in a show for little girls

>>26844596
>Kill puppy, just as someone walks into view.
>Its a fucking guard.
"Stop right their criminal scum"
'notthisshitagain.png'
>Resist arrest
>Walk out of now empty village covered in gore.
>Killed by a Will-o-the-Wisp

>>26844791
>ignoring word of god
Okay then. That's cool too.

>>26844737
Oh, okay then.

No problem, as long as I don't make it suffer or anything.

FAUST IS FULL OF SHIT, SHE MADE IT ALL UP.

SHE HAS SAID THINGS THAT DIRECTLY OPPOSE SHOW-CANON BEFORE.

>>26844741

Pinkie would throw him a party, but as this is usual behavior for Pinkie he would think nothing of it. Then Pinkie would realize she doesn't know how to do anything but throw parties, and comfort herself with gargantuan quantities of baked goods, nearly putting Sugarcube Corner out of business. The colt in question would volunteer to help out around the shop to get them back in business, and they would have a series of adorably awkward interactions while Pinkie tries to "help" him, before they finally just kiss and live happily ever after.

And then they all FUCKED

>>26844596
Fuck Lassie. Just hand me an AR-15 and It as good as done. "Bitch" never saved Timmy from that well.

>>26844836
She just said that to keep people from making up even weirder bullshit. And Lauren Faust abandoned the show. SHE IS DEAD TO ME!

>>26844849
Work on it.

>>26844905
Kammy. You so silly

>>26844881
She probably just made it up because, as we've found out, she's into that kinky reproduction shit herself. The dirty whore.

>>26844901
>never watched the movie
>you just fucking spoiled it

>>26844872
Strangle it and watch it die slowly in your hands

Have you guys laid down and done some crunches yet?

>>26844913
okay

>>26844817
> laid
> pony thread
u serious?

>>26844928
nope, to damn lazy. But I don't need to anyway

>>26844735
Bah. Sierra Mist is terrible. It's like bad Sprite.
But to each their own, I suppose.

>>26844928
Been bowflexin' like a boss.

>>26844928

You mean like eat some Crunches?

Those are fucking delicious.