>>26812061
I'm okay with this.

Keep it in one thread, horsefuckers.

>>26812112
Okay

Let there be ponies!

>>26812112
no

>>26812112
We do keep it in one thread. It's just that we go through them too damn fast for you to realize.

>>26812112
Not my fault someone decided to bump a terrible thread right before I made a new one.

A part of life that all ponies learn to accept from birth.

>>26812055
NO!

>>26812137
Ponies are for fags.

I came by this and i wish someone with skill could paint it.

>>26812178
You do know that the majority of glue sold today is synthetic right

Hoof-based glue still exists but only for very specific uses in woodworking

>>26812166
>Fluttershy at the bottom
Sad, but true

this thread is off to some kind of start.

>New Palcomix comic
>Bloom, bloom everywhere

>>26812217
Look. don't overthink the jokes. Try to enjoy life.

I love the flaming lips!

Daily reminder that Sweetie Belle is retarded.

>>26812248

I guess sex phobia just makes a person super serious.

Damn. Akinator guessed gummy within 5 guesses.

Gummy must be more of a major character than I thought.

My cookies are soooo goood.

>>26812248
But your joke doesn't work! You're giving me a wilted lettuce salad and telling me it's a ribeye steak!

>>26812248
This is /co/... we going to over think everything till we hate it.

How does princess C have a nephew?

Did Luna have a baby brony?

>>26812271
I've noticed the same level of intelligence in the other two in certain instances.

>>26812325
YES, THAT'S PROBABLY IT.

>>26812325

They have a secret sister they keep in the dungeons.

She doesn't have any powers, but she's super fertile.

>>26812354
That's a little dark for MLP.

>>26812354
Sounds like a making of another fanfic...

>>26812289
I am never serious. I never lie, either.

>>26812365

It's a really nice dungeon though.

>>26812221
>post Zecora
>No rhymes

>>26812312

>>26812378
The more I think of it the more my brain hurts...

>>26812378
I don't know why but I feel inclined to believe you

>>26812398
/co/, I seem to need to fart.

>>26812380
Oh, well as long as it's NICE.

>>26812398
you're right, i forgot my part.

>>26812221
are you ponies all ready at the computers you sit?
goo, now its time to throw some serious shit

>>26812431
Beat me to it.

Sweetie what the fuck are you doing?

>>26812456
Fun things.

>>26812325
Super removed
>>26812354
Sounds hot and fetishy. Have someone draw some fanart so RS makes it high-priority on his list

>>26812431
>>26812436
>/co/, I seem to need to fart.
>you're right, i forgot my part.

Holy fuck.

>>26812496
I dont get it

>>26812456
Scootaloo is way too cute in that scene.

>>26812496
They were both intended for >>26812221

>>26812510
it rhymes, Sweeie

Well I think I'm more or less done with this, unless anyone sees anything that could use some tweaking.

Why does Rainbow Dash have trouble performing the Sonic Rainboom if she did it easily when she got her cutie mark?

>>26812566
wow. Thats incredible, thanks for telling me. Do they mean anything, or is just that they rhymed that incurred your 'holy fuck'

>>26812568
pony arms dont work the way the right arm is

>>26812584
because the developed amnesia as a result of the multiple G's she had to endure while doing it

>>26812588
Newfriend much? Zacora always rythmes.

>>26812588
Oh yeah you're right, those two lines don't actually make sense together

>>26812606
I may need to elongate the top part and angle it a bit differently then. Fuck.

>>26812441
Fourteen and Eleven syllables in a line?
Shit nigga, not even you can pull off that rhyme.

I do realize that the rhyme is imperfect
Still much better than many of the fanfics

O for two, it's a new low.
So let us break this awful flow.

I am going to stop after this.
Because rhyming can be hard as shit.

Zercora pictures, I have none.
So could someone please post some?

>>26812584
Duh, Fluttshy's bad cheering.

>>26812608
madmax made that, right?

>>26812620
>oh, itll just be more on model porn
>click it
>fuck now my dick hurts

>>26812609
Damn, that's deep, bro.

>>26812584

That's an inconsistency that still bothers me a lot.

Also, why isn't she the most famous pony in town? She performed a legendary maneuver not once, but TWICE, AND, she saved the Wonderbolts' lives during that second time.

It's funny how Spitfire vaguely remembered Dash in Best Night Ever. "Hey aren't you the pony that saved me from falling to my death?"

>>26812620

That's terrible and you should feel terrible.

Hey 166, you wanted a ref for Nod pony?

>>26812620
>Twilight's mom Sounding Twilight's dad

That's it, ive seen everything there is to see in this fandom, i will never be scarred by another image ever again.

>>26812620
Wasn't quite expecting that.

That one's new.

And fapping to that is kinda strange in my book, but whatever gets you off I guess.

>>26812646
its 20 to 3 in the morning, honey, sorry if I fucked up the flow

>>26812620
I have a femdom fetish and that still freaks me out

>>26812620
What am I looking at?

>>26812588
and it wasn't my 'holy fuck'
>>26812584
She only cared to win the first time, and childhood abandon. The second time she only cared for saving her friend, what allowed her to do it.

>>26812682
okay, someone post the sonic characters riding ponies

>>26812620
IS SHE STICKING A WHIP IN HIS DICK?

Alright /co/, fanon aside, who is the cutest BG pony and why?

>>26812704
She had to have both hooves forward. For her tries with Fluttershy she only had one hoof out.

Ladies, I don't care.

>>26812718
non filly?

lyra, simply because of the fanon. Or otherwise carrot cake because of the voice.

otherwise, dinky, fanon

>>26812718
Bon-Bon. I loved her voice in CoTC and I like her mane color

>>26812718
Lyra, mostly because of her color scheme.

Question, how does Fluttershy afford all that shit?

Twilight probably gets funding from Celestia.

Pinkie works at a bakery.

Applejack sells apple products.

Rarity sells clothes and shit.

Rainbow Dash probably gets paid from that cloud kicking shit, unless it's volunteer work.

>>26812717

That would be a riding crop.

Also I only even opened this thread to see what the fuck this post was talking about.

>>26812758
Yay

>>26812700

A rodeo.

>>26812766
She trains animals to steal money from other ponies

>>26812718
Lyra or Derpy, can't decide.

>>26812722
and when she was a kid she didn't know she was going to do it, and being smaller probably allows you to breach the barrier easier.

>>26812718
Lyra
just look at that face

>>26812718

Would Cherrilee count?

>>26812748

>fanon aside
>I like her because of the fanon

>>26812646
An image you need,
Of Zecora indeed?
I have several you can use,
Just let me my folder peruse.

>>26812787
She had both hooves out when she was a filly. Just saying.

>>26812766
private practice vet

she would be on a 6 digit salary

>>26812810
W-why?

WHY CAN'T I JUST ENJOY A SHOW ABOUT FRIENDSHIP WITHOUT ALL THIS SMUT?!

It was evening, and the Scootastew needed to be eaten to clear the pot for Scootaragu. There wasn't much in it to Scootachew, but it would have to Scootado. There were only a Scootafew at the table, but one guest was Scootanew. She looked up from her Scootabrew and caught a red-haired Scootaview. "Twist? What're yah doin' here?" she Scootamused. "Oh, I'm her thither, Scootajew!"

>>26812792

Cherilee has spoken a little too much to be considered a BG pony, shes more like a minor character I suppose.

>>26812795
because all the BG fillies are shit without fanon

>>26812620
Sounding, eh? No thanks. Absolutely not saving that, but thanks for spoilering the picture. Unlike Susan Test.

>>26812819
Continuing this line of image dump,
This next image has Zecora on her rump.

finished, as Requested

>>26812846

...Oh.

Then...uh....Derpy.

Screw the rules.

>>26812837
Because.

>>26812766
Maybe she gets paid to tame animals around the Everfree forest or something.

>>26812819
I don't want pictures of a nigger
Stop being such a...Nigger.

>>26812842
>>26812842
>>26812842
>>26812842
>>26812842
>>26812842
what
what
what
what

>>26812859
That's gay.

>>26812608
Fuck, I dare you to show me a sweeter, more romantic pic
>>26812620
Aside from this, married couples are weird

>>26812857
Third in line we have this,
Something you might post to one you'd kiss.

>>26812837
I now can't enjoy this gif because of this place. So I am inclined to agree.

>>26812897

just the way I like it

:3

>>26812905

>>26812842
And then she busted her Scootaglue all over Scootaloo.

>>26812905

Bon bon giving Lyra a neckrub. There you go.

>>26812884
Such words of venom I do not enjoy,
So you'd best watch your tone Boy.

>>26812890
I don't have a Scootaclue.

>>26812944
please stop

>>26812241
SO REALISTIC!!!!

>>26812948
Wouldn't that be painful with hooves?

I don't like these last few threads....
Taking a request, maybe two. Something really animated, like flying or running would be bitchin!

>>26812766
Keeps most of the animals out of Ponyville and pet grooming

>>26812977
they're made of softness

see: Rarity's hoof in Green isn't your Color

>>26812831

I was going to say prostitution, but yours sounds better.

>>26812949
your image dump is delayed by thinking up rhyme
youd be much better off just not wasting your time

>>26812977

The ponies are made of marshmallows, it'd be like having someone mash one on your neck.

Guys, stop, you're giving me the Beta Ray Chills

>>26812568
>>26812606
>>26812643
Okay, let's try again. I was referencing an actual pose for this but I couldn't get it to work properly so I just redid the whole foreleg.

>>26812989
pinkie jogging on rainbow dash's belly in midair as she tries to fly away

>>26813011

The fuck is that?

>>26813006
While this may be true,
This path I have chosen I will not rue.

>>26812766
Because magic

>>26813018
I'm not seeing horsecock.

post more snails
tia

>>26813018
much better
>>26813011
beta ray blues sounds nicer

>>26813022
I...ah...what?

>>26812766
She's probably a park ranger or something.

>>26813011
Unfortunately you are left with these chills,
as I've no pictures of Beta Ray Bills.

>>26813059
this

>>26813064
just kidding, that would be hard to show without animating it

i dunno, rarity encountering a pony ghost

>>26812842
Anon, I am fucking proud.

>>26812948
>>26812932
It's always them two, isn't it?

>>26812989
Ponies racing around in an Oldsmobile Curve Dash?

>>26812989

Draw Pinkie taking Scoots for a ride in her flying machine from Griffon the Brush off

also thanks again for drawing that Pinkie one!

>>26813061
>beta ray bill
>beta ray blues
Doesn't rhyme, dude

>>26813099
They are a fanon couple you see,
In love as could possibly be.

I love lamp

>>26812884

I think it's time we let you know:
Your posting sucks, GTFO.
Lazy race-baiting's the worst.
Besides, /b/ claimed that bullshit first.

The smarter ponies realize
You can't judge others with your eyes.
All the cast learned that one once,
So why can't you? Are you a dunce?

Ponies are for everyone
We're here to share and have some fun
So leave the hate behind next time
Or I will continue to rhyme!

>>26812989
Mayor Mare and Sweetie Belle in a high speed car chase and they should be shooting at the car in front of them

>>26812620

>>26813099

Bon bon es mai waifu

>>26813135
It is not hate that I create.
I'm going to go and masturbate.

>>26813111
it was supposed to?

Also goggles, how about war ponies?

>>26813055
I'm trying to expand my repertoire. Don't want to end up a one-trick pony.

>>26813130
Does he love FUCKING pie?

>>26813055

>>26812620
more

>>26813103

SB write more applecest that is all

>>26812971
Coming from a guy who likes poetry

>>26812718
I think Lyro is the cutest background pony I really hope to see more of him in season 2

>>26813228
Stories are hard, for me at least. And I take forever to get anything done.

I could try pounding out one pf those quickfics that seem to be so popular. Any specifics?

>>26813241
You dissing poetry?

>>26813241
it was turning my brain into a shit basin with just how profound it was. I asked him to stop for my own safety. Im FAR too tired for these threads right now

>>26813209
He hurt pie, eventually

>>26813309
Poor pie ;-;

>>26813274
If sleep is what you need,
Then to your bed make all speed.

Damn my day job.

My best writing is done in the mornings and afternoons- I get on a good roll in the morning and ride it through to late afternoon, in the process cranking out magnificence. But I can barely get going in the evening.

>>26813246
>him

What?

>>26813140
I can barely drive a fucking car, let alone draw one! And don't get me started on guns!

>>26813309
sperm pie, huh?

>>26813378
I'm experiencing quite a few feelings thanks to this picture.

>>26813226
AH! a runabout! I'll steal it, and no one will ever know

>>26813264
Hey, TripfagMcGee,
Can't you see that /co/'s taste
In poetry sucks?

>>26812989
Applejack and Rainbow Dash in a powerboat speed race?

>>26813378
Oh God, the feelings

>>26813429
DID YOU CALL ME A MULE? ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY?!

Sweetie Belle confirmed for Part Cat.

>>26813426
Haikus, eh?
nice attempt at one
...I got nothing

>>26813465
Part cat AND marshmellow?!

>>26813246
Lyro x Bob Bon OTP

snails = best clot in ponivell
hes' the best pony all the mairs <3 him n want 2 sexy w him

som1 rite moer nsnails clopfix pls

>>26813426
Free verse, while a valid form of poetry,
Decidedly is out of favor with me.

>>26813511
Fuck snails.

>>26813147
I mean you guys have the most romantic pics

>>26813511
Hi Weaver.

>>26813426
Are you implying
that "co" is pronounced "cee-oh"?
Swore it's the former

>>26813420
like hell you will!

>>26813511
2 hot 4 u.

>>26813513
i cant fucking write anything else
but I get by

>>26813539
Get in line.

>>26813511

Go back to bed Snails

>>26813575
My own clone

>>26813513
And then I saw the 5-7-5 of a haiku
Which caused me to feel quite the foo'.

>>26813586
eeeyep

>>26813561
I pronounce it "koh"

>>26813597
>Come back to bed Snails.

>>26813561
I always thought of it as 'cee-oh'.

holy shit pie is delicious

in other news

PONIES

>>26813602
>>26813575
Just fuck already.

alright, thats it, auditory hallucinations is my limit. Time for bed.

>>26813625
>hardersnailsharder.png

Does anyone pronounce it "kah," as in the first syllable of "comics"?

I don't either.

>>26813639

Only crazies call it "see oh"

>>26813490
Your haiku is bad.
The syllable count is off.
Try again later.

>>26813513
But if I were to
Combine these forms into
One poem, just for you?

>>26813673
I pronounce "comics" with a "co"

>>26813651
Welcome to AAAAAAAAAAAAAPPLELOOOSA!

>>26813378
You ponyify this situation. If thats okay with you. Scene is Niko Belic vs The FBI

>>26813673
kah-mix?

with my refined queens english, for me its com-ix

>>26813691

>>26813686
Now we just need to find someone who calls them seeomics.

Plant Man, I don't understand PlantPony's Cutie Mark

>>26813680
I GUESS I'VE FINALLY JOINED THE RANKS THEN

>>26813691

Where the Apple Pie is the sweetest, and the whipped cream the fullest! We even got a special ingredient in it, but we ain't tellin' you!

>ITT:poetry

look, just pair snails with the other guy he is with

or was with

whatever

>>26813684
I'm afraid the scheme comes off skewed,
As three lines are rather awkward, dude.

>>26812718
background pony? they are nothing compared to my dear, rich rainbow dash! How I love her..money

>>26813740
Snips?

Fuck no.

>>26813680
>guessi'vegotbraindamagederpy.png

>>26813561
That, or you can pronounce "taste" as "tas-te" to get the ambiguous syllable.

>>26813740
Snails/Your Waifu OTP

>>26813732
Daterape cream confirmed for Season 2

>>26813740
>implying Snails isn't the dirty little secret fuck of the Mane Cast, each one using the teenager roughly to satisfy their base desires while giving him no consideration and threatening him if he ever tells anyone

i did a thing

>>26813779
Snips is mai waifu

>>26813684
Could it not be 3-5-3
as well as 5-7-5
among others forms of beauty?

This is actually my first time trying, though

>>26813732

horse semen?

Any streams going on right now?

>>26813740
Snips is undeserving of any ship

>>26813778
I'll keep word-bending in mind in the future.

>>26813804
I can get behind this.

I love the little bastard but he is a complete idiot. Snails as the aggressor makes no sense in any context. He is super beta.

Hey guys, just finished practicing inking and shading. What do you think?
Spoilered for anthro and that cheetah guy.

>>26813819
Now do this, but with Mass Effect. And make it Commander Macintosh.

>>26813785
>>26813827

Find out for yourself! :D

>>26813719
Just make it a paint brush then.

>talking about snails and his dick again

>>26813833
The "can't" could also be used,
though this something not to be abused.

>>26813819
how terrible

>>26813843

>>26813828

KM is on

currently drawing Luna and celestia as swans

AAAAAAAAAAAAAPPLELOOOSA

>>26813886
You're right. Let's talk about Spike instead.
Dicking Twilight.

Every night.

>>26813905
Link?

>>26813886

Hey, at least we aren't talking about dragon dildos

>>26813882
I have this

just a brush then?

>>26813890
Wouldn't "it's" be better than "this" for the sake of grammatical accuracy?

One should just rewrite lines to avoid repetition unless it's a recurring pattern.

>>26813891
Thanks for the ego strokin'.

>>26813916
What dick?

>>26813916
Rarity

>>26813916
Well I for one HAVE noticed that their relationship is a complicated mix of friends, brother-sister, and mother-son.

Throw in some sexual tension and we've got ourselves a Shinji and Misato situation.

>>26813819
please continue if you plan on it

>>26813819
Keep doing things.

>>26813843
Don't quit your day job.

>>26813819
That's fantastic man
Finally a video game reference to something that was more my time
I don't understand most of the references to all these newfangled dad space games the kids play nowadays

>>26813961
Rarity likes dicking AJ though

>>26813910
You fucking sucked, Braeburn.

You had so much potential and the best you could do was LSH? fuck you.

>>26813931
Yeah, I think just a paint brush will look better. Besides, its already complicated enough as it is, and I don't want to cause you any more trouble than I have to

>>26813743
Perhaps this is true
Yet, may I ask you for a
Zecora haiku?

All I want is for
You to try your best to get
A haiku to rhyme...

>>26813772
Could someone supply me with this pic, please?

>>26813965
I'm not particularly good, I know, but I'm trying.

>>26813886
I just think he's cute.

>>26813977

>>26813843
That's not bad, but couldn't you have picked a better picture?

/r/ing the pinkie version of this pic.

>>26813916

Twilight is the only one of the mane cast who can resist using Snails as a teenage fucktoy all the time, since she has Spike instead.

>>26813945
A grammatical error you've found,
As I'd missed the "is" that time 'round.

>>26813961
>You will never make filthy romantic love with Rarity

>>26813977
confound those ponies! they drive me to clop!

>>26813964
It was a one shot. Sorry bro. Although I will probably be making more pony camics.

>>26813991
I'm afraid a decent haiku is past my limit,
As every time they come out quite less than shit.
So in this case I must bow to you,
As you've done something I could not do.

>>26813961

pic related

>>26814025
I'm going to practice using MegaSweet's stuff next. I just happen to like KC's art.

>>26814044
Fuck you! fuck you in the ass!

>>26813961
>>26814037
Twilight abuses Spike, but she's conscientious enough to dress up like Rarity and let him pretend.

>>26814127
Problem, Spike.

>>26814101
Haiku is not hard.
It doesn't suit Zecora.
Don't sweat it, Sparkles.

>>26814164
But what happens when Spike gets older and remembers that he's a fucking dragon?

>>26813826
I'm sorry, but no
A haiku never has three-
syllable lines, man.

Besides, your haiku
Had its last line use 4 full
Words, anyways...

>>26814190
Twilight will be a god-princess by then. No biggie.

>>26814105

If you're going to practice on MS's stuff, do it on the art he isn't going to bother inking at any point, like those underwear sketches. If you do it ones he said he will ink and color himself, it'll discourage him for bothering.

>>26813905
Still waiting on that link

PlantMan!

do you want him to "jump"?

Fallout and Ponies hmm... So what's the the fanfic Fallout Equestria about anyways?

>>26814218
well I forgot to uncheck the spoiler box

>>26814218
If you want to do the work it takes to make him jump then sure

>>26812213
paint this doit!

>>26814105
OH, OH, OH, DO THIS ONE FIRST

>>26814188
Still, a skill I lack is cause for some concern.
But I never seem to have the time to learn.

>>26814190

He'll grow wings and kidnap Rarity and take over the caves of the Diamond Dogs and reign as thier rules with his forced Bride.
Then she'll have an affair with a dog and in a fit of Rage Spike will kill them both.
Then Spike gets banished to the wastelands to the far west and never returns, living as a loner who killed the one pony he truly loved.

>>26814246
well... it's just a single frame

>>26814273
In that case, go for it!

>>26814216

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

here you go

hes currently drawing zecora too

>>26814188

God, why are you such a disgusting whore, Rarity?

>>26813804
>implying Snails isn't the dirty little secret fuck of the Mane Cast, each one using the teenager roughly to satisfy their base desires while giving him no consideration and threatening him if he ever tells anyone
worth a sketch

>>26814312
Hnnnnnng.

>>26814304
Why are you such a uptight virgin, Twilight?

>>26814164
>Dress up as Rarity
>They don't normally wear clothes

>>26814312
bravo, sir

>>26814259
trollestia?

>>26814312

Eventually, though, the mane cast will learn a valuable lesson in friendship (with benefits) and treat Snails better!

Right?

I hope there's a beach episode in season 2.
With lots of plot.

>>26814349
Well she'd need a wig. And some false eyelashes. Eye blush. Body paint. The works.

Nothing's too good for her number one assistant. Except not being raped that is.

>>26813491
A deadly combination

>>26814349
Twilight could just use an illusion spell.

Shit, Twilight could use her magic to fuck with her friends in all sorts of ways.

leaving Twilight request

>>26814044
WHO IS THE AUTHOR
I MUST HAVE MORE

>>26814235
Hard to get too into it, but basically

The ponies and Zebras eventually come to odds from one another, and have an arms race while tensions rise, creating and developing a lot of new technology and megaspells really quickly. Fearing these newly developed megaspells, Equestria formed many underground 'stables' to keep some of the population safe if they ever ended up using these incredibly destructive tools of war. They did. 200 years later, and completely shunned from the outside world, one of the ponies in there gets compelled to leave the stable after another pony breaks out.

I don't want to say too much more, but it's really worth it.

>>26814373
Yes.

They'll learn the magic of contraceptives.

>>26814349
wig,white paint or dye and fake cutie mark stickers resembling Rarity's. Awwwweyeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TQbDz6-4eM

:3

>mfw pre-pubescent kids have more rational reaction to sacharine colorful cuteness than we neckbeards do

>>26814373
They learn that if they beat him up a little every time he'll never try to tell anyone again. Lesson learned all around!

Don't say her name, or else there will be apples, oh dear god, there will be apples.

>>26813998
>>26813998
>>26813998
>>26813998
I'd go to ponibooru, but they've got a lot of Derpy pics to sort through

>>26814312
You did it.

You managed to make Snails a sympathetic character with a single image.

>>26814405
He posted it last night under anon, but implied he was a tripfag. He wrote this up in a thread in around an hour, so it's pretty much a rush job and is considering making an extended version.

The thread: http://arch.413chan.net/co26792489.html

>>26814429
Now I'm imagining Tara Strong's voice saying "Spike, this is a hundred and ten degrees of fucked up."

>>26814405
It was anonymous

I seen't him do it.

>>26814362
Problem, anon?

>>26814374
It's really hard for me to like anything this guy draws

>>26814504
Can't say I care for any of it either.

K, Plantman, what phrases do you want? the same?

>>26814461
>You managed to make Snails a sympathetic character with a single image.
No he didn't. Snails is still a little retarded dipshit.
OH NO HE'S HAVING SEX WITH LOVELY OLDER GIRLS WOE IS HIM
THE POOR HICK

>>26814384
Twilight Sparkle will only magically take control of her friends' bodies with their consent

>>26814463
Yeah and a secret ending for ponys of us who were there. Then she pulls her cock out and blows her load all over your face! "make overs anyone?"

>>26814535
Exactly.

>>26814533
The same phrases would be good

>>26814164

If this isn't made into a clopfic, I don't know what i'll fucking do.

>>26814535
Female rape isn't really that awesome, bro.

>>26814553
This reminds me of the time someone decided that Twilight would start keeping Protocols of her friends and the best ways to defeat them, ala Batman in Tower of Babel.

>>26814535
Goddamnit /co/ stop arguing with me you piece of shit.

>>26814312
This reminds me of the first arc in GTO. Except for the sex.

>>26814570

Not before the Snails thing is, damn it!

>>26814576
That's because you are gay..

>>26814576

>>26814576
Will if your a guy you can just compartmentalize it all. Divide your emotions, ignore the ones telling you how wrong it is, and just amplify the pleasure you get from fucking.

It's not like snails is torn over being unfaithful to snips.

>>26814631
>Will if your a guy you can just compartmentalize it all. Divide your emotions, ignore the ones telling you how wrong it is, and just amplify the pleasure you get from fucking.

Why doesn't this apply to women? Rape is rape.

>>26813843
>>26814402
Awesome jobs

Female can't rape a male.

Hi there.
I made a new pony video.
I know they're not as special as they used to be but it's something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4tcMRzAF0A

>>26814402
That's adorable!

>>26814650
Don't bother, /co/ (most of 4chan really) is so sex-starved they can't possibly feel any reaction to sex besides "NICE".

"Unless she's ugly what's the problem huh huh huh"

>>26814650
Because of biology.

Guys compartmentalize all the time. In terms of sex biologically it is encouraged. If you didn't, guys wouldn't cheat as often as woman, and they wouldn't cheat mostly just to get sex then.

Women don't do that, or at least nearly as common. If they did, women politicans would sleep around as much as guys do.

>>26814687
That sounds like a double standard there.

>>26814504

I ain't really a big fan either.

>>26814712
i derped on the seat belt pic, sorry. I'll try it again tomorrow

You know what I want to see in season 2? Some situation where big mac has to not be a giant pussy.
Like, he has to move some heavy shit cause twilight isn't there or something.

>>26814650
Because women are psychologically weak and emotionally fragile and will collapse even under the slightest form of abuse.

In the western world more men are getting non-almost raped (by men) than women and never speak or whine about it.

You may thank our correctional systems for that.

>>26814733
It is.
But sometimes there are double standards in reality.

>>26814744
Oh that's okay. That picture is just really funny, but please, take it at your own pace.

ok plantman, I'm done
It has been almost a month.
thanks for being patient. really

Desktop Plantpony
http://www.mediafire.com/?hx0g75aq6tq70nd

>>26814759

You want an episode where Big Mac isn't a giant pussy or offering to cross-dress? Yeah, I don't see that happening. Sorry.

>>26814759
Winter Wrap-Up 2. Every other guy us pushing a snowplow. Mac's roped up to three.

>>26814770
If you think the reason men don't report being raped by men is because they're not "whiners" you're fucking beyond help.

>>26814770
Hmmm......what if we replaced Angel with Max?

>>26814807
Thank you so much! This is so great! It was worth the wait!

>>26814809
>offering to cross-dress

He knew he'd win that bet.

And he did.

Once again we prove /co/ is one of the most misogynistic board on 4chan

>>26814807
Candybag are you going to make any more background ponies at some point?

>>26814809
>Mac cross-dressing
Kinda want

>>26814825
It's because they can take it like a man!

>>26814463
Send it to the clopsort. They've not had a new submission in a week.

new thread maybe?
>>26814904
>>26814904
>>26814904
>>26814904
>>26814904
>>26814904
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>>26814898
>clopsort
The hell is that?

>>26814818
>Mac's roped up to three.
That's because he loves being roped.

Oop, new thread time. I can make it, hold on....

>>26814912
Or not.

>>26814759
>Macintosh goes to buck an older apple tree
>explodes into timbers with one kick
>Erryone goes daaaayuuuuum

>>26814770
Pretty sure is troll.

>>26814922
http://fairyslayer.byethost4.com/ClopsSort.html

>>26814718
>Implying women don't have libidos

...I think YOU may need to correct your understanding of "biology." The only reason why the majority of women tend to not go around sleeping around nowadays is more than likely due to the age-old social conditioning to avoid doing that sort of thing with strangers implies being a prostitute without fees.

Face it, the only reason why that double standard exists is because birth control is a recent invention, and the consequences for a woman cheating like mad tended to be a lot more detectable and a lot more grievous.

Give society a few more generations or so with birth control, up to the point where they can guarantee contraception to be more effective than abstinence, and I can almost guarantee that that double standard will fade.

>>26814946
Indeed. best troll are trolls speaking unconvinient truths

>>26814975
THAT'S A THING?

>>26815124
Don't bust a nut, that porn isn't going anywhere. Take your time sifting through it.

>>26814940
now that's what im fuckin talkin about!
this show needs more explosions in general, really

>>26815165
I don't read many fapfics, but I didn't even know we had something like this. It's so fucking organized too. I'm kind of impressed.

>>26815191
I was just teasing.

But seriously, that fucker is handy.