we still had like 10 images to go

take it easy

Oh, and I always wanted to do that, too...

>>26792502

>>26792368
You know, the next time I pull this shit off, I should at least get a fuckin name.

>>26792528

we still have like forever months until the next season so stop making threads period

take it easy

>>26792528
>>26792571
we still have like never wanted pony threads ever

take it easy

>>26792528
>>26792571
>>26792607
we're still easy

take us to bed

>>26792571
>>26792607
>>26792705

Take us home.

Sometimes I wish Rarity were a real woman so I could marry her, but then I realize I'd end up cheating on her with Pinkie Pie. :(

>>26792738

>>26792571
>>26792607
>>26792705
>>26792730

Take it like a man

>>26792757
Shut up and take my money.

>>26792757
WHAT IS MAN!?

night guys.

>Not using the superior Diamond Dog parody

>>26792771

A miserable little pile of ponies?

Here, have a Game of Thrones/My Little Pony crossover fanart.

>>26792791
GOOD ENOUGH

>>26792735
You callous flip-flop.

>>26792771

>>26792790

Dang, I didn't even have that one.

Thanks for the head's-up, Tripfag.

takin' one request.

No sea creatures.

Forever

>>26792821
Fluttershy in a bathing suit feeding fish to seaponies.

>>26792821
sea creatures with hats

>>26792821
Shoo bee doo

>>26792771

>>26792821
Fresh water creatures

>>26792821

Chubby Pinkie Pie

>>26792821
Wallace and Gromit meeting Luna on the moon for a Grand Day Out.

>>26792841
>>26792832
>>26792830
come on, guys, you know i'm really strict with my 'no sea creatures' rule

>>26792821
Gilda being terrified of something of your choice.

>>26792821
the main cast as guppies

>>26792853
A pony in the desert with no water.

>>26792865
a sea creature in the desert with no water

>>26792849
I hate this.

>>26792852
More Wensleydale Luna? Cracking flank eh, Grommit?

>>26792853
Fuck the rules
Do it anyway

>>26792849

sweety belle being tentacle raped by an octopus.

Bluh inking practice.
Featuring Rarity.

Am I the only one who thinks Cereal Velocity just can't write?

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-accolade.html

Accolade isn't his best work but it's awfully breezy.

Guess the moon needs some company.

>>26792821

Fluttershy murdering fish to feed them to ferrets.

Oh darn it, that has sea creatures in it! Well, murdering anything is fine too.

>>26792877
god who the fuck would draw that shit?

>>26792878

WHY WOULD YOU REQUEST THIS?

It's already scheduled to be in the beach episode.

>>26792893
I-It's a lamp...

>>26792893
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.

>>26792893
it is a mystery

>>26792885
She sizes up everyone for moon-sending potential.
Clearly Twilight is testing high on that scale.

>>26792850
alright, i'm out

night dudes

>>26792849
>Rattershy

>>26792880
I didn't know KC had tried again at Rarity! This makes me happy!

Has he done any others?

>>26792893

That's Angel's.

>>26792880
Also, any chance that you could post the original of that, please?

>>26792930
What does 'deleted' in the email field do/What is it for?
I keep seeing it more and more often

>>26792909
Doesn't look anything like an oil lamp.

>>26792885

>>26792928
> hangs out with animals
> tends to plants
> shy and quiet
> pot-smoking dour roomie
Yeah, that sounds like a friend I had freshman year. She ended up with a real Internet Tough Guy.

>>26792882

But Big Mac can.

>>26792985
it's actually an edit, the little tab isn't there in the ep

>>26792878
I remember when Scootaloo was the only CMC who ever got porn requested.

>>26792960
Dunno i never had anything there to begin with

>>26792995
Big Mac >>> Cereal Velocity.

In writing prowess and undoubtedly penis size.

>>26792983
Lol.

>>26793021
King Cheeta shit... Please spoiler that.

Order the ponies in penis size if they were futas.

We act as dignified and proper as we can, while posting ponies.
You may use the props provided.

>>26793021
Where does he post these days? I can't find him on DA anymore...

>>26792999

>>26793055
Already did it, let's try something new.

Rank in order of tightest asshole.

>>26793048
Whoops, sorry bro.

>>26792925
He did a whole series with Rarity and Big Mac, actually. And the apple bucker was nice enough to make her coffee in the morning. He also drew Derpy as a Wonderbolt, Mayor Mare in bondage gear, Applejack when she was in Manehattan, and femdom Fluttershy.

>>26792946
Sure. I didn't ink in the cutie mark and nipples, because I'd rather add them during the coloring process.

>>26793021
>Rubbing oil on Rarity's back at the beach

OH GOD MY DREAM LET ME LET ME AAAAAUGH

>>26792997
Damn, that's subtle. Snagged it from the previous thread because it was cute and then was like...wut?

(and yes I checked all my copies of the ep and it is in fact an edit)

>>26793075
Blueblood.
Most uptight asshole ever.

>>26793075

we really doing this?

>>26793058
He left deviantArt ages ago. Right now the only place you can find his stuff is on FurAffinity. Or here if you're lucky.

>>26792999
I remember when everyone disliked the CMC greatly and almost nobody ever drew them at all.

>>26793075
From tightest to loosest:
Twilight
Rarity
Fluttershy
Applejack
Dash
Pinkie Pie (what a slut)

>>26792999
>>26793111

>>26792985
hey chistery sang is drunk streaming
http://www.livestream.com/sanguiniusdrawingcorner
get in here

>>26793130
>implying all assholes aren't more or less the same strength and tightness

>mfw every voice actor for the show is a Canadian female

>>26793153
yup. that chief thunderhooves sure was a canadian female

>>26793153

Canadians, eh.

>>26793130
Rarity and Twilight would be as tight as a vice.

>>26793177
You know it.

>>26793153
I love Canadian girls!

>>26793145

This.

>mfw people don't know how sphincter valves work

>>26793111

I miss that. Can we go back to that?

Funny thing is, I liked Apple Bloom when she was on her own. Even when the CMC shit started, I begrudgingly accepted her.

Sweetie Bell won me over with the combination naivety/retardness.

Scootaloo...
Eh, fuck Scootaloo.

MADAME LE FLOUR RIDES AGAIN.

First three requests are in the list.

>>26793183
I frequently debate with myself over who would be the best lay: Rarity or Pinkie?

>>26793200
Being used to bake a cake.

>>26793200
Killing Rainbow Dash

>>26793177
Unless they had an unmentioned guest come in for it, then yes, he was voiced by one of them;

* Ashleigh Ball
* Andrea Libman
* Cathy Weseluck
* Claire Corlett
* Madeleine Peters
* Michelle Creber
* Nicole Oliver
* Tabitha St. Germain
* Tara Strong

>>26793200
Rocky.

>>26793200

Dash sneaking up on Fluttershy and attack hugging her.

>>26793205
Pinkie if you want wild crazy fucking, Rarity if you want to take things slow and really draw out and enjoy and luxuriate in a tender hoof's sidling down your side, the tender mercies of her sucking ...

Yeah, I've thought about this.

>>26793200
http://www.livestream.com/sanguiniusdrawingcorner
the stream

>>26793205
That depends on if they're ponies or not.

>>26793200
Boxing Spike for the belt and winning

>>26793224
>reading comprehension

>>26793229
> mfw I want to be sucked off by a pony now

>>26793241
Pinkie seems to be the one who would be most down for a threeway. Which of her friends would she sucker in for it?
>>26793229
For sanity's sake, let's assume they're human (though I'm not sure what difference this makes)

>>26793247

Never had it.

Never will.

United forever in friendship and magic,
Our mighty pegasi will ever endure.
The great Pony Union will live through the ages.
The dream of the ponies their kingdom secure.

---

Through days dark and stormy where Great Luna led us.
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
Celestia our Leader with faith in the Ponies,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

>>26793282

>>26793305
neato

>>26793305

This calls for some Soviet Ponies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJHZ4E9tRHM

Comradeship is Magic!

>>26793305
I tried singing it trough, other than having to change the emphasis on a few words, it fits to the USSR hymn!

Ok people whos the worst pony

>>26793385
Fluttershy. Fuck the moe fanbase.

>>26793385
Fluttershy

>>26793385
>Worst pony.
Celestia
I mean, shes a fucking HORSE.
She fails at even being a pony.

>>26793385
[Insert someone's OC]
That's what the worst pony is.

>>26793385
Gilda, Griffons make terrible ponies.

>>26793130
Why would lesbian be loose? You watch too much damn porn, actual lesbians don't fuck each other with horse-size dildos.

>>26793385
Twist

>>26793406
Unless they're horses.

>>26793385

Apple Jack is the worst pony, objectively.

But I like Apple Jack

>>26793385
pinky pie

>>26793385
There is no worst pony.

But if I had to choose one, Twist.

>>26793406
I'd imagination some do.

It takes all sorts after all.

>>26793430
I'd imagination that too.

>>26793443
I try not to imagine it so much.

Ok thanks people

>>26793406
Dash would fuck a guy on a dare.

>>26793455

But now you can't help it.

>>26793430
Well most of them never put anything larger than fingers or tongues in their pussies.

>>26793473

Dumpin' le flour.
>Le Flour baking a cake

Ok bronies, which REPRESENTS /co/ better
Twilight or Rarity?

>Still dumpin' le flour requests
>Le flour sending her children off to be baked into cookies

>>26793518
neither.

>Still dumpin' le flour requests
>Le flour killing Rainbow Dash

>Last Le Flour request
>Le Flour X Rocky

>>26793524
>1/2 pound bag smaller than 1/4 pound bag

>>26793541
Density dude, anything could be in those bags.

Or perhaps just one is less full.

>>26793541
Child hood obesity, nigga. Not just a pony concern anymore, it's in your flour now too.

>>26793541
>Baked goods being produced.

>>26793528
Then which pony?

>>26793564
Twist

>>26793564
Both Twilight and Rarity have the things needed.
Just flip a coin and be done with it.

>>26793588
Why flip a coin when you can do both?

>>26793607
Because he might actually need just one?

>>26793507
Wait.

If Apple Bloom is Solid Snake, and Scootaloo is Sam Fisher, what does that make Sweetie Bell?

>Still posting le flour requests

Poured another drink, will take another three Le Flour related requests, provided they're not overbearing.

Ask away, /co/.

>>26793632
a useless whore.

>>26793205
I am with this anon. >>26793229

If you want fun, crazy, albeit meaningless and fleeting sex, Pinkie Pie.

But Rarity... Dear GOD, Rarity... It would be the slowest, sweetest, most passionate sex you could ever possibly imagine. It'd start with the both of you coming home from a nice dinner, relaxing with a prime selection from her personal wine collection. Then, she'd slip off to her room to put on something a bit more comfortable than the delightful black dress she'd been wearing... And she comes back wearing some skimpy, yet refined black negligee... A black bra with matching panties and garters, made of the finest silk, her arms clad with elbow-length gloves of the same material. You remark on how beautiful she looks, and she says, blushing, "Oh, just a little something I whipped up the other day, Darling". You can't help but wonder if she had made it just for you.

Then she elegantly drapes her legs over the side of your legs and comes to rest on your lap, leaning close to kiss you deeply, passionately on the lips as your eyes close...

Ahem... Got carried away there.

>>26793639
Madam Le Flour teaching Rarity fashion

>>26793639
Madame Le Flour on the Eiffel tower

>>26793632
She's Agent 47...
Can someone post that picture? I lost it...

>>26793564
/co/ is Trixie. The no-talent showoff.

>>26793673
>>26793632
Drawfriends, you know what you must do.

>>26793681
Extremely fitting.

>>26793574
Why would twist represent /co/?
I fail to see your logic...

>>26793647
I... I...

I want to dump my girlfriend because I know she'll never do this for me. ;_;

>>26793706
Guide her in the direction, anon. It's your only hope.

>>26793706
I could keep going... But if I do, I'm going ALL the way.

>>26793281
Twilight. It's a learning experience!

>>26793647

Rarity is a useless filthy whore with a gaping loose vagina which has several cigarette butts in it.

>>26793702
Because she is terrible.

>>26793734
Do it. For great justice.

>>26793748
Hi Beedrill

>>26793748
Beedrill, why would you take off your name?

How else can I communicate with you efficiently?

>>26793673
Finally found it

>>26793777
Hairless...

>>26793748
Hello, Beedrill.

>>26793751
As you wish, bro. Truth be told, I've been waiting for the chance...

The kiss is the most incredible you've ever experienced... Her practiced tongue dances with yours, the sweet, lavender scent of her hair flaring in your nostrils.
She places her hands on your chest, slowly undoing the buttons on your shirt as her hips begin to sway on your lap.
You grasp her tender buttocks, giving them a few squeezes as you feel your heart beating faster.

>>26793807
Agent 47 is bald. That's how this shit works.

Beedrill isn't the only one who dislikes Rarity, she's the worst pony after all.

>>26793834
Beedrill and Beedrill agree...
how shocking.

>>26793834
>Beedrill is the only one who dislikes Rarity, she's the best pony after all.

ftfy

I don't even...

>>26793655

>>26792983
seriously? what is it with this stuff,most of the time the people who do this hate luna. i like night time,

>>26793668
>Deliverin'

>>26793844

>some people hate my favorite cartoon pony

They must be Beedrill samefagging as Anonymous, yes believing this will make it easier for me to sleep at night.

>>26793825
Keep going. I'm all ears.

Bonus points if Rarity does something *really* dirty down the line.

>>26793876
shut up, beedrill

> In stream someone asked for Obese le flour child being made fun of by a normal one.

>>26793876
>Implying Rainbow Dash isn't my favorite pony and I don't give a fuck about rarity

So twilight is leading /co/ then as mange pony?

Last chance ppl to change your minds or add something...

>>26793825
She brings her hands to your crotch, rubbing ever so teasingly over your growing member locked inside your trousers. "Let's have some fun, Darling", she says with a throaty whisper into your ear, undoing your zipper and pulling out your manhood. Stoking gently, she slides down your front, coming to rest on her knees before you, gazing warmly into your eyes as you lie back, awaiting what's to come.

>>26793907
It depends what kind of comic person.
If it's a collector then Rarity best represents /co/

Do a hybrid half Twilight half Rarity.

>>26793907
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>26793912
I'm saving this all, FYI.

Rarity is mai waifu. ;-;

>>26793900
Hey look
it's Sang

let's thank him for the request

>>26793875
I just realized you had a name attached, also thanks for the two pics.

>>26793973
Sang was at it all fucking day. Confirmed for bro-tier drawfriend.

>>26794010
Sang is going to bed, goodnight /co/

Oh, and just for your rage, this is on my DA on "Sad Pinkie"
>My upcoming OC is Thunderbolt, a blue brony who's Pinkie Pie's boyfriend. He sacrificed himself to save her life.

Thanks to the lot who stayed up with me for the past 10-12 hours. Was a blast.

>>26793912
To call what followed next a simple "blowjob" would be akin to calling the "Mona Lisa" a finger painting. She kisses you all along your length and tip with the same passion and attention she would reserve for a fondest lover, effectively "making out" with your cock in the most incredible use of tongue and lip play it had ever been your privilege to experience. It was a sensation unlike any other, and you have to fight every single second to keep yourself from climaxing too early.
With Rarity's hands, lips and tongue combining in a concert of fellatio rivaling the Messiah, you surrender to her with a whimper, leaning forward to meet with her lips once again. With her palm still stroking, you whisper into her ear:
"My turn".

>>26793919
>Hybrid
I think your on to something
>>26793918
Im talking about personifying /co/ pony threads into either rarity or twilight

>>26794033
That doesn't seem like a fair comparison. finger painting is a very particular style as opposed to just being a poorly done painting. The implication of quality doesn't follow the analogy

>>26794072
Maybe it means that calling it a blowjob is completely missing the point, and she's actually going to bake you a pie or something.

>>26794080
If this is the twist im on board.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/35654766.html

Holy shit I fucking love this place. Shit like this always gets me

I seems like every night at around this time we have a Rarity thread.

I don't hate this.

Rarity progress.
Flatcolor is done. Need to start shading. After that, add a background and put the speech bubble back in.
Spoiler because yeah.

>>26794096
>Probably something around the lines of "You make me whole."

-Issac Clarke

>>26794033
>>26793912
>>26793825
>>26793647
I think there's potential in this man.

>>26794101

I'm fine with talking about which ever pony as long as there isn't fucking futa involved.

>>26794033
She gives you a lusty smile and lies back onto the soft carpet, her eyes playful and impish. One of her bra's straps slides off her shoulder, driving you to help it along, reaching behind Rarity to undo the clasps and reveal her perfect, supple breasts. You peck a final kiss onto those incredible lips of hers, then on her neck, and then taking her right breast into your mouth, swirling your tongue around her stiff nipple as your fingers gently cup and squeeze her left.
Finally tearing yourself away with a loud SLURP, you kiss your way down her tummy, eliciting deep, throaty moans from her lips. You tug at the edges of her garter, sliding both the belt and panties along her luxurious, silky legs, leaving the stockings on.

Her pubic hair is perfectly groomed, isn't it?

>>26794181
I'm fine with anything as long as it's not Rarity/Sweetie Belle shipping

>>26794298
>Implying a marshmallow can have pubic hair

>>26794298
Horses don't have pubic hair.

>>26794302
>RarityxSweetie
Is there even a demand for this?

>>26794302
Anything is okay with me just keep the porn to minimum

>>26794298
Oh course it would be.

>>26794357

I am very okay with this.

>>26794350
They don't have 'hands' either.

>>26794229
You place a kiss onto each of her perfect, soft toes, then all along the length of her stocking-clad leg. And finally, you hover above her silky-smooth vulva, already a deep red, contrasting with her pale skin. Its sweet scents permeate your nostrils, and you can scarcely restrain yourself before teasingly breathing a few hot, warm breaths onto her sex. She whimpers with desire, bucking into your face and forcing you to taste her.

She's been eating a lot of fruit... She's incredibly sweet, sweeter than you ever thought possible. She moans loudly as you slather her lips with your tongue, occasionally flicking at her red-hot nub. You try desperately to outdo her performance earlier, again "making out" with her vaginal lips. She sways her hips in circles beneath you, raising her arms behind her head in pleasure as she hums contentedly.

>>26794371
that's because they're not marshmallows

>>26794355
There better not be.

>>26794229
Im probably enjoying this too much, CONTINUE!

>>26794394

just started watching this show not but a week ago, watched all the episodes. I never never thought this show would be this fucking awesome and for some odd ass reason as i grew to love the show i started hating furry art for some reason i couldn't tell, i mean i used to like it by that i mean i cloped to it but now i just feel loathing when i see it.

>>26794417

>>26794417
You're developing taste?

How does seeing a pony with tiger spots make you feel?

>>26794426
it would be Rarity but i prefer Pinkie pie

>>26794417

Uh, congratulations?

>>26794430
tigers have spots? O_o

>>26794474

>O_o

faggot faggot faggot

>>26794453
Why would anyone take Pinkie over Rarity in anything?
>>26794474
I was wondering the same thing...

>>26794488
Pinkie did beat Rarity at Tictactoe.

That counts for something.

>>26794378
"Darling", she murmurs between gasps, "I... I believe I want you to fuck me, Darling. Can you do that for me?"
You bring your head up to look at her after a final kiss. "Anything for you, m'lady". She grasps at your tie as you come back up to meet her lips, undoing it and practically tearing your shirt from your body. You remove your trousers, letting your member swing free. catching a glimpse of Rarity eyeing it lustfully, biting her lip.You press the tip to her vulva, and grasping her hips, slide your way inside, her walls already completely slick. She gasps loudly in pleasure, grasping at the thick, soft carpet around her.

>>26794487
Give the poor misguided soul a break, he's clearly new here.

>>26794488
cuz shes awesome

>>26794488
Why would anybody choose a happy-go-lucky party girl who's up for anything that sounds fun and will try anything once over Rarity, who'll complain at the slightest provocation?

Gee, I dunno.

>>26794503

that's because Rarity was distracted, mentally playing three simultaneous chess games telepathically with Luna, the Mayor, and that Sea-Monster dude.

>>26794526
You've clearly never gotten a rich girl drunk.

>>26794488
Wild orgies, for one.

>>26794545
You expect me to drink *that*? I'm sorry, I didn't realise this was a nightclub. I'm going home.

>>26794517
but i dont have a tie

audio transcribe thread!

>>26794526
Because Pinkie's one spastic energy level and inability to hold down a conversation deeper than a thimble would get old.

everyone be followin' in my footsteps, it seems.

>>26794517
Wait, we're not even in bed?

Rarity's dirtier than I thought. I like this.

spikey

>>26794545
I'm on co at 3am talking about my little pony what do you think?

>>26794563
Silly pony; you don't have a choice.

>>26794573
Nah, you just have to figure out how to calm her down a little.

>>26794519
Fuck your friendship bullshit. Rip and Tear!

>>26794591
You're kidding, right?

>>26794543
If her mental coordination is anything like her perfectionist work ethic, I wouldn't doubt that she could play three games of chess at the same time.

>>26794586
Nice.

>>26794613
Anybody can do that. The trick is winning them. Rarity can't even win naughts and crosses.

>>26794586
I'd hit that

>>26794586
Cool spike.

Which pony is he fucking?

>>26794584

of course you're not in bed. well, not now, yeah.

rich girls like her, they got class, they got poise, they got style, and they got one more thing:

a burning passion to be taken by a big, strong guy and rut on the floor like fucking animals.

THEN comes the bed, once that's been sated.

i dated a Russian, i know how this works.

>>26794636
>mfw

>>26794605
Didn't anyone ever warn you about eating cupcakes from strangers?

>>26794517
You buck your hips slowly, the both of you relishing every incredible sensation of your conjoined organs. She reaches for your hands, and as soon as you offer them to her, she clasps them in her own, fingers locking together as if they were meant to be. Your pace quickens, making Rarity grown louder and more lustfully by the second.
The candlelit room is soon filled with the sounds of your lovemaking, loud and wet SLAPS of flesh mixing with Rarity's moans. It feels so incredibly good... You stare into her eyes the entire time, grinning every time a moan escapes her shining lips.

>>26794662
Well in that case, I guess I'll have a drink. I won't remember this in the morning, will I?

>>26794636
YU IS A FUNNY GIT AH'LL GIVE YA DAT!

>>26794676
No but you may have a hangover similar to >pic

>>26794696
Well, that simply won't do. I'm going home. Or maybe to pinkie's, she knows how to throw a real party.

>>26794673
>>26794517
at least its not furry art and yeah usually hang out in b and v and lurk co for mlp threads first time posting in one.

>>26794708
Can she party harder than this?

how come we don't have a /u/ thread?

>>26794673
>grown louder
there goes my grammar boner.

>>26794722
Can I?! I'm the partiest pony in ponyville!

>>26794673
Don't stop. Never stop.

(I will love you forever if there's anal at the end of this)

>>26794723
Because they're ALWAYS deleted by mods. Apparently, human 34 doesn't count.

>>26794739
Until you feel slightly rejected and your schizophrenia starts playing up.

>>26794744
people getting off on mlp that's a first.
where the fuck is all the rainbow dash love?!

>>26794718
You might want to work on your run on sentences and sentence structure, this aint a chatroom for 12 year olds like /v/ and /b/. This is the real deal.

>>26794780

>>26794782
Yeah I'll work on that.

>>26794772
I don't like talking about that. Let's have a party! You're invited! Everyone's invited!
maybe if I party hard enough, I'll believe I'm happy

What have I been missing today.
It looks fun.
Goddamn vidoe games, distracting my pony threads

>>26794780
>people getting off on mlp
>new

>>26794772
We don't mention that around this parts...

Not after the last "incident"...

>>26794782
>/co/
>real deal

>>26794673
"Darling... Darling, oh, DARLING!", she screams loudly, "Give me more... More, more!!!" You pound away even faster, not wanting to let her down. "Yes! Yes! YES!!!" Her screams of pleasure build, and you feel her passage tightening around you... "Mmm... Mmmph... Almost there, Darling, almost there... Give it to me.... GIVE IT TO ME. AAAAAAHHHHHH!" You feel her shudder violently beneath you, and a rush of warmth bathes your embedded length... "Mmmmmm... Oh, my.... Yes..." She bites her lip, gazing at you contentedly. "That was wonderful, Darling..." You grunt in agreement, slowing your pace... You've had a hard couple of minutes.

"What do you think you're doing?", she asks, a sudden annoyed tone in her voice. "Surely, you didn't think you were DONE."

>>26794813
Invited to a Pinkie Pie Pony-Party? Don't mind if I do.

>>26794817
>sarcasm is hard

>>26794828
see
>>26794849

>>26794834

>>26794814
Only one of the most beautiful clopfics I've ever seen. It makes Faceless look small time. This... It has passion and lust. It's so beautiful I wouldn't dare clop to it!

>>26794834
Then suddenly Rarity pulls out her cock and blows her load all over your face! "who wants a make over?!"

>>26794834
Finally it's finished and I can go off t-
>"Surely, you didn't think you were DONE."
CONFOUND THIS COMPULSION. THEY DRIVE ME TO SEE THINGS THROUGH TO THE END.

I was having a shitty weekend. Like, the kind where you just hate everyone, feel like no one gives a damn, and you just wanna cry yourself to sleep for no damn reason.

Even my boyfriend's apology for the slight neglect wasn't cheering me up, I didn't know what to do. I sat there thinking "FUCK I don't even have snacks to binge on!" (I'm 5'4, 93lbs...Not obese)
But I wanted to say after lisening to Equestria Girls, and watching another episode of MLP...I cheered up to the point of giggling again.

Fuck, I miss ponies.. And not getting new episodes is bummer, but rewatching them.. still gold.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTPqjKk_xCo
>Link Related

>>26794873
Thank you for clarifying.

>>26794889
Tripfag! Someone recognisable!
Please explain to me what's going on, WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE

>>26794899
>filename

>>26794888
I would be okay with this.

>>26794891
Yeah this show always puts a fucking grin on my face, not a pedo grin but the normal one!

>>26794887
It did something Faceless couldn't. Not vomit out of boredom or disgust.

Did you expect me to say I got a boner from MLP fiction, human or otherwise. HA!

Well, maybe a little because it was human.

>>26794887
FEELINGS AND CAR CHASES.

>>26794834
You freeze, taken aback. "Oh, um... I was just--" "You were WRONG", she interrupted. "It takes a bit more than that to satisfy ME, Darling".
A coy smile graced her lips again, sitting up. "Don't look so put-out, dear... You've been working VERY hard! You must be all tuckered out..." She pushes you down onto your back, swinging her leg over your body, hovering just above your confused face.
"I'm going to take goooood care of you, Darling."

>>26794908
I dunno man. Like, one minute, I was listening to The Orb, and as soon as I knew it BAM. RPfags, fapfiction, and some guy who won't stop posting gifs of cats and saging every post he makes. Hysteria has run amok ITT

>>26794834
You are a master, who are you?
Because out sounds like your here often.

>>26794888
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>26794948
i like this ending better >>26794888

>>26794956

>>26794956
Thanks.
I'm still lost, but at least I know someone else is just as lost.

Ok guys when was the last time you listened to this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyrAkwJ6WsY

>>26794978
I ruined it for myself when it was leaked.

>>26794978
A few days ago in a synchtube

>>26794958
Not gonna' tell you my name... It'd ruin what little reputation I have.

>>26794948
You allow yourself a bemused smile as Rarity moves back. Taking your length in her hand, she strokes in gently, until it's hard once again. Then, pressing the tip to her hovering vulva, she wriggles down and takes the entirety of your cock inside her, a loud grunt escaping her throat. She takes her gloved hands in yours, again entwining your fingers together as she repeatedly slams her supple rump down onto you, sending shudders of pure pleasure down your spine. "Oh, Darling", she murmurs, "I love you so... So much..."

>>26794978
Yesterday...
That song is what made me watch ponies when it was leaked...

>>26795017
Hi Suckmyoff.

>>26794960
>5:30 am
>gettin ready for work
>see this, wtf

Agreed.

Michael Jackson really did say it best when he said, lThe freaks come out at night"

Jesus people.

>>26794956
yeah my bad think it was this post that made the rp happen >>26794417

>>26795045

Whodini*

Im still not fully awake

>>26795045
In my case, it's the psychos who come out in the morning.

I think I was meant to be a night owl.

>>26795017
You are basking in pleasure and adoration... Somehow, it all feels different, with her taking charge... You allow yourself to close your eyes, a few of your own grunts and moans filling the silence of the room.
She pounds onto you faster and faster, her delicious and throaty sounds driving you closer and closer to climax. The entire room feels like it's shaking, and you feel a warm tingling more intense than anything you've ever experienced building up at your crotch.

>>26795017
I'm liking this shit a whole lot, but my only complaint is that you use "darling" too much.

>>26795059
At least it kept the thread going; now we just have people complaining about stuff.

>>26795070


True. Either way,

WTF errywhere.

>>26795045
It used the be that Night threads were to best, now all of the threads throughout the entire day are filled with futa, boners and depression.

can't wait till S2. I think i need a new hobby other than reading fan fiction and rule 34.

>>26794887

yes, but we ALL make Faceless look smalltime.

hell, i do .5 of a single fic by the time she's done, what, twenty, and i make her look smalltime.

>>26795091
Meh it inst so bad, shocked no one has brought up Fluttershy so far its been Pinkie that and Rarity this, giving unsuspecting pony's make overs.

>>26795142
Do you think it's even possible to be even smaller time than Faceless? Help me out small the outsmalltimeable

>>26795142
>Faceless
>She

Am I missing something?

>>26795148
Fine, lets break the monotony and post Scootaloo.

>>26795036
Nope, not him. You'll never guess. And if you do, I'll be very cross with you.

>>26795084
Your grunts get louder, visible restraint on your face. "Give it to me, Darling... Don't be shy... Give it to me... Come on!" She gives your side a playful SMACK.

You don't feel you can hang on any longer... With a great MOAN, you feel yourself release inside her, great torrents of ejaculate draining your testes dry. "Mmmm... Did that feel good, sweetie?", she says, still pumping slowly as your erection subsides. She leans over to kiss you. "You were wonderful..."

As your energy subsides, you carry Rarity to her bed, joining her and spooning together as you drift off to sleep. Just before you lose consciousness, you hear her whisper sweetly into your ear: "I love you."

THE END

>>26795157
>>26795142
I MAKE FSCELESS LOOK SMALLTIME.
AND I DONT EVEN WRITE.

>>26795171
So how many pictures like this do you have now?

Is there any chance you could upload it?

>>26795188
Only 83, I haven't made any in months.
Fell out of love with poni when the season ended.

>>26795135
Even though i just started watching this show i cant wait for season two. lurking and reading fan fics to pass the time i cant get enough ponies.

>>26795179
Sorry it got worse as time went on... I was running out of things to write, and also out of time.

I hope you all liked it, though. It comes from the heart, I assure you, and if I had the time to write EVERYTHING I had planned, I wonder how it would have been received.

>>26795185
>AND I DONT EVEN WRITE.
My dreams of being smallertime than Faceless are officially dead now.

>>26795142
It's like a house of cards, once we get these crazy fuckers like Faceless and Railgunner leading the way then everyone drops their inhibitions and posts whatever the fuck they want, because there are no consequences to any of their actions and it's all in good fun.

The problem is that there is never a break between normal discussion and perverted discussion anymore because the series is in hiatus.

>>26795171
Am i the only ones who hate cutie mark crusader episodes? Because that means less screen time or the main pony's, although i did love the sleep over one.

>>26795221
Sorry... I just felt like writing it...

>>26795204
Write it out on Google docs or .jpg or whatever.

>>26795204
>if I had the time to write EVERYTHING I had planned, I wonder how it would have been received.
Why not make a directors cut later down the line? Many of us would love to see it.

>>26795185

i DIED and i am biggertime than Faceless.

>Can't sleep
>I'll check /co/ when I get up to put a movie on
>I'm so sorry I checked on /co/ at this time of night.

Seriously, it's like going to check up on your wife in the middle of the night because you think you hear sniffling coming from the bathroom, and instead you catch her stuffing her newly grown twelve inch python into her trousers.

Are you a werepieceofshit, /co/?

I just mad because I came to flopfic

>>26795237
Maybe... I'll see how I feel. Now that I know people are receptive to it, it's more likely than not.

I don't have time to cap this right now... I'll keep the thread open and cap it if no one else does it, but it will be a while.

>>26795254
at least it wasn't futa

>>26795226
The episodes themselves were pretty crap but establishing the characters gave fanfic writers and fanartists something more to work with.

>>26795254
>flopfic

Dude what

>>26795278
3/10, almost troll'd

>>26795204
Great job, if only i had something to go on for your name!

Oh, wells then

>>26794888
oh wait it was
>>26795272

>>26795295
You're not getting my name. I'm sorry, I can't risk it.

>>26795303
peter. callin it now

>>26795303
Pretty sure I've got it, but eh. Why would I risk guessing and look dumb?

>>26795229
Goddamn /co/ why do you take things so seriously.

Take a chill and relax, no one hates you.

This thread is how many steps above /b/ level?

any integer is a valid answer

>>26795201
FF in general or just specific kinds?

>>26795327
what he said

>>26795327

You're far too optimistic to be allowed in here.

>>26795303
understandable, but can i at least get your age?

>>26795351
All threads are shit until the series resumes.

>>26795351
at this point? 2-3.
On a normal day, The integer is too great to count

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr-Mdd5P4qM

So glad I don't read clopfics.

>>26795360
Anything having to do with Luna and Celestia since we got so little to no back ground story on the two.

>>26795204
It was beautiful and cloppy and god dammit why can't my girlfriend be more like Rarity?

Capped it into two parts.

.>>26795387
awesome none the less

>>26795398
Do you want a freakin' medal or something? You think you're special just because you don't read a certain type of fanfic?

Get over yourself tripfag. A little creative writing never killed anyone. Well, except for the Bible.

For your reading pleasure

Now I have a burning need for more human clopfics

>>26795478

Oh what the hell. One part.

>>26795478
There's millions and millions of them on the web dude.

It's a shame they're not pony related though.

>>26795511
they're all humanised OCs

>>26795478

i can always use more user traffic.

http://snarky-bastard-inc.blogspot.com/

>>26795495
>>26795447

>>26795518
Exploit site.

>>26795437
Not the guy you were responding to, but... defensive much?

Then everyone went to sleep and or to clop...

>>26795621
I love happy endings.

>>26795621
Everything went better than expected.

>>26795495

I just got done fapping, came here, and this managed to get me completely hard again. I didn't think that was even possible.

Good god man.

>>26795607
No, not defensive.

I'm just telling it like it is.

>>26795688
I'm telling you stalker Spike and Desperate Spike are the best Spikes

>>26795706
I have half a mind to write a clopfic after work, now.

>>26795706
I want to, but at the same time I don't because, you know, it's My Little fucking Pony. Human or not, it would just be weird.

Do I dare cross this line?

>>26795713
OH KAWAII DESU RARITY SAMA IS SO TSUNDERE FOR SPIKESENSEI xD SUGOI

>>26795733
I can't really enjoy that picture, every since I keep imagining that Applejack's hair is actually a part of Rarity.

>>26795713
He is pretty awesome. I did love his episode, just wish flutershy would have showed up to help with the dragon don't you think?

>>26795761
Somehow all I got out of that was Fluttershy and dragon dildo

>>26795781
Is it beastiality if Fluttershy is already a pony anyway?

>>26795761
Oooh. I kept reading that as Fluttershy "helping" Spike with Rarity.

>>26795795
You too?

>>26795722
I think we all do now, and then we'll quit because it's not THAT, but an inferior bootleg. I'm a Rarityfag, but I don't like this because it's about Rarity, but because it balances sex and romance nicely. It's spicy, but also sweet, making it romantic when it could have been extremely slutty (read: shit, which is what Faceless writes). Fapfic writers can probably learn a thing or two from this.

Best of luck, writefags. Hope it's not as hard as it looks.

>>26795755
It's just you.

>>26795795
That threeway would be horrible, since Rarity would just exhaust herself instructing the other two on every little thing they have to do.

>>26795733
I don't and i don't want to. maybe that's why i feel so recently disgusted with furrys, since there always making rule 34 on MLP. I cant bring my self to see MLP that way oh god what has this show done to me!

>>26795836
I used to think that way. Now I kind of desensitized to a point where I can kind of establish that MLP and the porn are very different. mainly cause its mostly humanized. Or if its not, its kind of odd looking

>>26795830
What's wrong with fapfics that are purely slutty?

It's not like they ever pretend to be anything more than that.

Thank's for linking me hoppip!The archive wouldn't work for me for some reason and I had Sage filtered, so I couldn't see your reply instantly.

>>26795865
I dunno. It just doesn't work for me in writing form, which is funny because I'm not above fapping to mind break doujins, but they have pictures so I don't have to read the awful and cliché bullshit they pass off as "dialog".

If I'm going for trashy, I prefer to see it, not read or hear it.

So, writer of the fic, here... Thank you all for the kinds feedback. This went over a lot better than I expected it to. And thanks to Tripfag McGee to compiling it for me.

>>26795859
wonder when it well get that point. So far i feel disgusted to the point where i feel like throwing up. I mean crap i seen everything the net as to offer and for the first time in a long time i feel sickened by something so dumb. Not that i hate the people who like it, to each there own.

>>26795936
Think nothing of it. This way, it can be spammed all day and take up only one spot of the image limit instead of two.

>>26795936
oh god