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>>26771911 Hmm, Sure.
Rairty the unicorn loved gems. Everybody knew that. She had jewels freaking embedded on her ass for crying out loud! any way, She was out gem whoring as usual, when her horn picked up a signal. Happiness nearly exploded out of her as she ran back to town to get Spike. As the two of them rushed back to the spot where the fuck load of gems where to be found, there was an earth quake. The ground opened up and swallowed our dear Spike and whatever the other ones name was. When they drifted back into consciousness they were met with a fabulous gaze, and a fabulous man. Why, they had landed in Jewel man's lair! "So you've come to steal my jewels eh?" (giggity) he said. "Well you won't get these without a fight!" In an instant gems were flying off the walls straight towards Rarity! Thud! Rarity looked up to see a gem covered corpse. The scaly hand embedded and bleeding with gems. "OH NO!" she cried. "HOW CAN I USE THESE GEMS IN MY DRESSES NOW? They're covered in dragon blood! That won't do..." "Dresses?" Jewel man asked. "I think I can help." So the two of them made an agreement to help each other out. Rarity could use them gems as long as she helped mine them. and all was well. Until Blizzard man came and killed them because he's a giant douche bag. The End. |