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06/12/11(Sun)01:19 No.26759932>>26759884
>Twilight, your hoof cannot operate a trigger.
"DHB EH, RARIHY, CN'T YY LZZ EHB?" Twilight yelled, her hoof on the trigger of the gun she held awkwardly between her teeth.
"I'M DOING MY BEST, I SWEAR IT!" Rarity shrieked in response, feeling the barrel pressed against her temple as she struggled to control the steering wheel with her hooves.
Spike stuck his head out the window, peering behind the speeding coupe. Lowering his shades, he eyed the one car still in pursuit. "She's gaining on us! What do we do?"
"I KNOW!" Pinkie Pie squealed happily, popping up in front of Spike as she thrust her upper body out the window, one foreleg raised high, a familiar green shape in her hoof. "How about a special present from yours truly?" she asked in her squeaky tone, ripping the pin with her teeth, planting a playful kiss on the hand grenade, then tossing it.
The explosion rocked the night sky and lit the low-hanging clouds a violent orange as the rear car was consumed in a deadly fireball and carried off the road. "Whoopsies!" the pink filly giggled.
As the sound of the coupe's engine faded away, a single pale figure crawled from the wreckage at the side of the road, spitting a tooth into a puddle of motor oil.
"You can't run forever, bitch." Princess Celestia muttered. |
