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Rarity was alone. Being as up tight and self centered as she is, she hated it. So she decided to go on a grand adventure to find what was missing in her life. The little white unicorn searched all over Equestria for what would fix the hole in her life, she tried money, power, fame, but nothing worked. It wasn't until she moped back on to pony-vill that she knew what was missing. A big, red, fine piece of stallion. At first she hesitated, then she finally gained enough courage to approach him, but she was shot down. To every complement, question, or even her own begging, the only words the stallion uttered where "......Eyup" After days of disappointing, Blizzard Man came and killed the both of them because he's a giant douche bag. The End. |