Would that make rainclouds like water beds?

>>26736045
no. cloud beds would be shape shifting beds that you sometimes fall out of, like derpy.

>>26736045
Probably.

>>26735985
I have an air mattress. Suck it.

inb4 plasketpall and derpy converge

outb4 sleep and tired legs pull me under the bed covers

Oh why can't I sleep and look at ponies at the same time

My thread craaaaaaassssssssssshed

The CmC was/is getting old, the talent show episode was a slog until I realized it was a good version of the Glee finale which is hilarious.

why can't thunderhorse be true ruler of equestria?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE2_Rci8u2k

When I imagine myself in Equestria, I'm always human living in the everfree forest. What about you guys

"And then, he...he showed me his penis!!!!!"

If dubs pony /tg/ thread

>>26736080
LUNA RAPES YOU DURING THE NIGHT AND MAKES YOU FORGET. I SWEAR THIS ON MY NAME AND THE FACT THAT I JUST WOKE UP MIDRAPE

>>26735985
>Sleeping an a cloud would be so wonderful.

It would be cold and wet.

>>26736075
Derpy is the captain of her plasketball team.

>>26736107
Id live in the Everfree forest while watching little ponies, my little ponies, from a distance while i secretly covet them to death.

>>26736107

i imagine myself farming like Applejack, maybe not apples; on a side note, i wonder how good ponies would be at chess?

>>26736107
I don't imagine that at all. Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can't handle how kick-butt reality is.

So I managed to fill up my first entire thread on FiMchan. That's sort of an accomplishment.

Returning to ponies, anyone else notice that there are two separate sun and moon balconies in the town hall in the pilot? Maybe Celestia had hoped to welcome her sister back at the party and the whole Elements of Harmony thing was just Plan B?

>>26736114

shutup Eldrad you're dead

>>26736107
Evertree forest is for casuals, mount doom is where it's at.

>>26736163
Not in this universe.

>>26736155

well, she had 1000 friggin years to think it over, i'm sure she had a couple ideas kickin around

>>26736155
Or maybe she wanted twice the glory because at the time she was moving the sun and the moon

>>26736114
You fail, I thought you eldar were meant to be awesomeninjajesus.

>>26736201
She can't stand at both balconies though.

>>26736155
Nah, she went to one balcony for the sunrise and went to the other to raise the moon.

You may pause to admire her delicious neckline

>>26736211
No, that was a title meant for the ANGRY MARINES

Juice if yer still around

Fluttershy pimping our Pinkie Pie

>>26736211
>Awesomeninjajesus
>ilold

>>26736217
Maybe it was sort of like Memorial Day Roll Call where they list the names of dead soldiers as if they're still there. The spot was there because she never really left.

>>26736232

Angry Marines?

somepoony is liking what she see

Saged and reported general.

>>26736232
Hells yeah muthafucka!

>>26736155
I was looking at the PLOT.

>>26736250
SISTER APPLEBLOOM GET OVER HERE YOU CUDDLY MOTHERFUCKER!

>>26736244
>All dem choppy bits, and dakka.
>No Hogz

MY LITTLE ORKY
MY LITTLE ORKY
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG
MY LITTLE ORKY
I USED TA WONDAR WUT FIGHTAN COULD BE
(MY LITTLE ORKY)
UNTILL YOU SHARED YER SHOOTAH WHIF ME.
BIG SHOOTAS
TONS OF DAKKA
A BEUTIFUL SQUIGG
WAR BOSS SO STRONG
FIGHTAN, KILLIN
IT'S AN EASY TING
AND STIKKBOMBS MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE
(MY LITTLE ORKY)
DONT YEU KNOW YER MY VERY BEST
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>26736296
FOR CELESTIA!

"And then suddenly, KABLOOIE!"
Pinkie Pie giggled uncontrollably at the splashed punch dribbling down Twilight Sparkle's face. "Oops! Sorry Twilight! I got carried away." she squeaked in her bubbly tone, as the young unicorn wiped away the punch on the tablecloth.
"Oh, I don't mind," she smiled in return, too enamored with the party to let a little punch spoil things. The party was going swimmingly, even by Pinkie's impressive standards. And even now, as the celebrations began to wind down and the stars gleamed outside in the warm summer night, the six Equestrian girls lingered, each too pleased to leave.

"So," Fluttershy said quietly, glancing up at Pinkie from behind her flowing locks, "um, what happened next...?"
"Oh right!" Pinkie squeaked, rubbing her hooves together, "Then Mr.Cake said 'someone ought to clean up this mess'!" she narrated in a comical baritone, jutting her jaw out to mimic the baker. "And I even got to eat all the cake batter I cleaned up!"
"Oh, Pinkie." Fluttershy smiled, amused, tapping Pinkie Pie's arm encouragingly. "You always tell the best stories."

"Ha!" came a loud, twangy laugh as Applejack sauntered up to the punch bowl, with Rarity tagging along beside her. "Y'all want a good story? Y'should hear what Rarity did this weekend!"
Rarity's face turned a crimson red and she brought one hoof to her forehead, as though indignant. "APPLEjack!" she scolded, almost aghast, "Have a little class, please! That's not a story to be told in mixed company!"

>>26736240
alright, i need to go to bed. tired as shit.

night

>>26736107
Zoologist with a history of tabletop roleplaying games?

You just fucking know I'd be all up in the Everfree forest. And probably getting killed in the process, but fuck you guys, I want to study monsters.

>>26736312
IN CELESTIA'S NAME!

>>26736296
That was nice one.

>>26736316
"Oh to hay with that! Don't act like yer so innocent, darlin'," Applejack joked with a playful elbow, "Ain't no harm in it this time o' night. An' anyway, we're all grown mares here. We kin' handle a little dirt."
"What's going on?" Twilight asked, tilting her head.
"Rarity here had a little fun this weekend, an' it's sure as shootin' a story worth hearin'." the earth pony chuckled.

The white unicorn smiled beneath her blush, evidently quite eager to tell the story regardless of her reservations. "Well all right," she began, sitting up to take a sip of the loaded punch and swishing her hair out of her eyes. "Do you all know Lucky?"
"Ooh! Yep!" Pinkie smiled enthusiastically, hopping up then settling back in her seat. "Oh wait, I mean, nope!"
"Black Mane, gray coat? Clover cutie mark?" Twilight asked.
"That's the one exactly, dear," Rarity smiled. "Well this weekend, after I'd closed the shop, he came in for a fitting on an absolutely gorgeous suit he was ordering. But you see, I had forgotten he was coming by, and I was a bit into my drink, so to speak..."
"Drunk as a skunk and twice as smelly!" Applejack laughed, slapping Rarity on the back.
"Ehem... yes, something like that. Anyway, as far as eligible colts go, he's certainly easy on the eyes, and though I'd forgotten his appointment -- well I mean it would have been positively rude of me to just send him back on his way! So, naturally, I invited him in and started fitting him as best as I could in my condition. But wouldn't you know, Lucky must have picked up on it, because he turned on the charm like it was a gilded faucet! I haven't blushed so much since-"
"Willya get to the good part already?" Applejack prodded, rolling her eyes with exaggerated impatience. Around the punchbowl, the other girls listened on silently. Pinkie Pie was hanging on every word, Fluttershy was blushing mildly, and Twilight Sparkle, not quite following, watched Rarity with a cocked brow.

Buh. Thread not moving. Gotta post random pony macro I haven't seen in a while.

>>26736107
When I imagine about myself in Equestria, every poni looks like they came straight out of the Other Guys.

>>26736340
"Yes, well, you know how it is! One thing led to another and I just couldn't help myself!" Rarity giggled, smiling sheepishly and swishing her perfect hair as she turned. "Now, he was on top, and things started off well enough, but all of a sudden the strangest thing happened!"
"He turned into a werewolf!" Pinkie shouted, clapping her hooves together.
Then there was only awkawrd silence as the girls stared back at her, wearing looks of confusion.

"No, Pinkie."
"Oh shoot."
"No, he was halfway through whispering something incredibly bawdy, when all of a sudden he startled bolt upright, like this--" and here she mimicked the movement, stiffening up with wide eyes, "--and made the queerest little yelp."
Applejack snickered to herself and Fluttershy smiled softly, but Twilight seemed utterly lost. The white unicorn continued. "It turns out dear Opal was still in the room, and that naughty little thing came up right behind him and pushed her darling face right..." she trailed off, gesturing her hoof forward in a sort of shove in the air, only confusing Twilight further, "well, apparently, her nose is awfully cold!"

>>26736321
I love it

>>26736327
I keep changing bits, but I like doing it.

>>26736340
>Pinkie Pie not knowing someone from ponyville
>immersion shattered

>>26736354
Pinkie immediately broke out laughing and Fluttershy giggled quietly. Applejack grinned broadly, and Twilight forced a nervous laugh -- just to avoid making waves.
Rarity rolled her eyes, smiling coyly. "Well it seems the poor dear startled so sharply he pulled a muscle in his leg! He couldn't even finish!"
"Well, you guys didn't stop, did you? I mean there's still LOADS of other fun things he could do without moving his leg!" Pinkie Pie encouraged.
"Hahaha! You ain't even heard the best part!" Applejack chuckled gleefully, further amused by Pinkie's comment.
Rarity smiled uneasily and rubbed her shoulder, shaking her head. "Well, ah... apparently I was... just a teensy bit tipsier than I had realized, you see, and I may have... nodded off ever-so-briefly."

>>26736367
Shit you're right.

Damn.
I'll stop.

>>26736370
Rape?

>>26736381
NOOOOOOO I WANT TO HEER RARITYS SEX STORY!

>>26736296
Maybe exchange "WAR BOSS SO STRONG" for "DA CUTTAS FOR NOBZ" or something like that. War boss doesn't feel right there, at least for me.

>>26736381
GeT yOuR sHiT tOgEtHeR, bRo.

>>26736412
WIERD BOY SO WRONG!

>>26736351
>the other guys
>in equestria

Oh god, that gave me a terrible idea

"Look, Bon Bon, we go in and we play good cop, bad cop, got it?
"Got it, Lyra."
"Ok"*grabs Derpy Ershon*"TELL ME WHERE THE DRUGS ARE DERPUS DOOFUS! WHAT KIND OF SLAVES HAVE YOU SOLD!?"
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, HOLD ON! I'll talk to the one with the bon bon cutie mark, she seems reasonable."
"You want to talk to me? YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME?! GET OVER HERE, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT A PLATE OF HUMAN SHIT"
"Bon Bon starts destoying Derpy's office and screams nonsense."

>>26736381
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP PINKIE IN CHARACTER, WHAT A SHITTY WRITER.

JUST CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE NO ONE CARES.

>>26736412
Aight.
Sorry if I flub things up in my Ork.
I have never played the game and am kinda flying blind.

>>26736434
I'm sorry /co/
:(

>>26736381
>>26736434
I know! Why would pinkie say something that doesn't make any sense!

>>26736429
>Lyra and Bon Bon as the Other Ponis
>mfw this makes so much sense

>>26736147
I laughed out a loud, nicely done.

>>26736381

Keep going?

>>26736381
No seriously.
Keep going or I'll cut you.
Lock your doors

>>26736442
Naw, you're doing quite good. Just that warboss didn't really fit in there.

>>26736449

ummm, i still would like to read the rest, please continue

>>26736449
You, you get back in there and finish what you started

We don't allow quitters here at /co/.

>>26736489
No, don't. If you're going to have the mane cast break character so fucking blatantly then get out. We don't need you here.

>>26736495
Eh, Warboss, for the most part the 8th line
I moved it around a bit.
May just remove it, or something. Or not.

>>26736500
>>26736501
Contrasting posts? Please continue.

>>26736370
"NO WAY!"
"He was gone when I woke up -- unsatisfied, I should add." Rarity shrugged.
"So after ALL THAT, you just fell ASLEEP?" Pinkie asked, incredulous.
"Oh PLEASE," Rarity scoffed, playfully shoving Pinkie in a defensive gesture. "Like you haven't been through worse!"
"Me?" Pinkie squeaked. She turned her head, her puffy mane swishing about, then nodded overenthusiastically as the memories came to her. "Oh sure! Like, remember that time I made that 'special delivery' for Clipper Shears?"
"Gracious! Not that one with those GHASTLY unshorn fetlocks?" Rarity said, physically recoiling.
"Ain't he queer?" Applejack poked in, tilting her hat back with one hoof.
"Well, YEAH," Pinkie Pie said exasperatedly, "but I didn't KNOW THAT until I was laying on his bedroom floor wearing nothing but strawberry frosting!"
The girls laughed uproariously, and Pinkie Pie's amusement at her own story had her rolling on the floor, nearly knocking over the little table with the punchbowl. Twilight Sparkle just looked on with a raised brow, glancing between her friends with an utterly lost expression. Were they... really talking about what she thought they were? They couldn't possibly... could they? Rarity, perhaps, she could see. She'd always been so graceful, mature, even sensual, and made no effort to hide her flirtatious advances to some of the more handsome colts in town. But Pinkie Pie? Twilight had always seen her as so harmless and wholesome, and now her mind was nearly reeling trying to re-examine her party-loving friend in this new light. How could Pinkie Pie --"giggle at the ghosties" PINKIE PIE -- be talking about something so... naughty?

>>26736456
Oh yeah, well the chief is Twilight
The Rock and Samuel Jackson's characters are Celestia and Luna
The nerdy looking officer (Bob?) is Fluttershy
Applejack and Rainbow Dash are the two asshole officers
Pinkie Pie is Carmen Electra's character
Trixie leads Derpy's security team made up of herself, Gilda, and two of the Diamond Dogs,
Derpy is David Ershon

Boom, pitch that to Habro, put Wil Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg on board. Who knows, maybe Marky Mark likes MLP?

>>26736542
"What's so funny?" Rainbow Dash demanded, drawn to the punchbowl by the laughter of the others, her teetering gait suggesting she'd already drank more than her fill for the night.
"Pinkie Pie here was jus' tellin' us how she threw herself at Clipper Shears without knowin' his predilection toward other colts." Applejack chuckled, stepping aside to let the tipsy pegasus into the circle.
"Oh yeah? That reminds me of my final year in the Junior Flyers." Dash smirked, helping herself, perhaps unwisely, to another glass of punch.
The group looked on with anxious smiles, and even Fluttershy watched with a timid eagerness from behind her draped pink mane, giving Dash all the encouragement she needed to continue the story. "WELL," she started, prompted by looks alone, "it's funny, ya know? I don't even remember his name now. But I was really into him. An' hey, I heard it around that he was hung like a HORSE, which didn't hurt!" she giggled, taking a sip. Pinkie Pie scratched her head, and Twilight looked only more confused. "So I go after 'im, an' I'm on his case for like, MONTHS. And all I can think is, 'HELLO? Would you just FUCK me already?'" she laughed, spilling her punch. Fluttershy turned a bit redder and Applejack kicked back against the wall, enjoying the story.
"Anyway, so the whole year goes by right? An' right after graduation we're all leaving, and I can't take it anymore. So I go up to him by the bleachers and I just ask him 'Hey, how come you never took the hint?' And ya know what he says?"

>This thread

>>26736569
"'Oh dear, but I thought you were gay!'" Rarity answered in a faux-masculine voice.
"Fuck you!" Dash laughed, punching her shoulder jokingly. The girls all giggled, though yet again, Twilight only did so to avoid standing out. "Yeah, he thought I was a fuckin' dyke!"
"Well, I mean," Fluttershy murmured with amusement, glancing down sheepishly as her hair fell across her face, "That's what I thought when *I* first met you, too..."
"Me too," Applejack nodded. The other girls muttered joking agreement and snickered at the consensus.
"Ah, fuck all of you!" Dash slurred with a grin. "What is it, the hair?"


"Hey, how about you tell one Applejack?" Pinkie Pie perked up, pointing provocatively at the pony beside her.
"Oh, ain't no way!" Applejack responded, shaking her head firmly. "Y'all've heard the story of me an' Braeburn playin' cowboys an' indians enough times as it is."
"What a DREADFUL story," Rarity giggled with mock disgust, shaking her head, "And it reads like something straight out of Playmare, or some other trite sampler of crude erotica. I MEAN! Tying you to his totem pole? Please, how elementary!"
"Well what do you expect, they WERE in elementary school!" Pinkie said, defending her friend.
"An' jus' how would you know what Playmare reads like, sugarcube?"
Rarity smirked, deflecting the veiled accusation with a stroke of her hoof through her mane. "Please, dear, I read it for the articles."
Pinkie swiveled on her rear hooves, coming to face Fluttershy. "You don't have to tell one if you don't want to."

>>26736551
>And now, Mark Wahlberg talks to ponies

"Hey, Rarity. What's going on, Rarity, why the long face? Say hi to your mother for me, ok?"

>this was: Mark Wahlberg talks to ponies

>>26736584
"I... I think I'll pass," Fluttershy answered, blushing softly and glancing down with a shy smile.
"Oh that's all right, dear," Rarity encouraged her, gently, "The one you told us last time about Angel was just golden."
The yellow pegasus lowered her head more and brought both her front hooves up over her face, blushing furiously and smiling a coy, sheepish smile. "I still can't believe I told you..."
"It's okay!" Pinkie giggled, turning back to the punch as if considering yet another glass, "Our lips are sealed. Pinkie Promise!" she smiled.
"Wait, I never heard that one!" Dash protested.
"Well you'll have to wait then," Pinkie said, wagging a hoof dismissively, "Because I just promised I wouldn't tell!"
"Aww, whatever."

Twilight found herself staring at the beautiful tablecloth in front of her, stained and darkened with spilled punch, as her mind ran over what she was hearing. She'd always thought her friends were on the same level when it came to this kind of stuff. And when she heard Rarity and Pinkie starting to recount these naughty stories, she thought she had just misjudged them. But now, with her entire circle of friends sharing these kind of... experiences... Now it was HER that was the odd one out! Did she just happen to make friends with the raciest fillies in Ponyville, or was EVERY girl like this? Every girl except her? Maybe... could it be that she was just... lagging behind? Was she really old enough to...
"What about you, Twilight?"

>>26736592
"Huh?" Twilight Sparkle suddenly sat upright, faced with the eager faces of her five friends. All eyes were on her.
"What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you in a hookup?" Dash prompted, clearly.
"Or just the funniest!" Pinkie added, pointing her hoof forward, "It doesn't have to be embarrassing."
Fluttershy nodded at the comment. "If it makes you uncomfortable..."

"Oh! Uh... y-yeah!" Twilight stammered, tapping her hooves together, glancing around as her mind raced. "Uh... well... well I mean, I don't really... have any weird encounters, I guess."
"C'mon, sugarcube," Applejack demanded, shaking her head, "Every dang pony's had THAT kinda night!"
"N-nope," Twilight smiled uneasily, rubbing her mane anxiously. "Just... it's always been pretty... by the book!" the unicorn offered, lying through her teeth.
"You haven't had ANYTHING weird happen? C'mon! Not even like, a guy who was really small?" Dash implored, evidently eager for another story.
"Um... w-well, uh, there was... oh! Right, there was this one guy..." she began, scrambling to think of something.
"Who was it?" Rarity asked anxiously, leaning forward in anticipation of this fresh gossip.
"Oh, I... I couldn't name names, that wouldn't be fair..." she murmured.
"Well how small WAS he?" Pinkie asked with a playful grin, suddenly right beside Twilight. "How dinky was his dinghy?"
"Oh, it was... small. Really small."
"HOW small?" Fluttershy asked gently, in her patient and empathetic tone, as if to encourage the imaginary, absent male party.

Hey MLP general
I got my first job today.
The pay is shitty but I don't even care.
FUCK YEAR
NO MORE MOOCHING OFF MY FAMILY

Guys, I want to read a clop fic but I have a really bad imagination and a really short attention span, wat do

>Not being in pony threads at 5AM

>>26736620
look at porn instead.

>>26736604
"R-really small. Like... wow." Twilight gestured, vaguely.
"C'mon, you're telling me an egghead like you didn't whip out a ruler?" Dash grinned, only half-joking.
"I... well I mean, it was... uh..."
But she had nothing. And she knew it -- it was like her dreams of being caught at school without her homework. Flat-footed and unprepared. How big were they supposed to be? How small would still be believable, but weird? She had no idea what kind of RANGE those things took up! She couldn't even imagine, couldn't BEGIN to ballpark an answer. She'd never be able to put a number to it! And what made it worse was the realization of just how far behind she was. Not only had she NEVER had sex, she didn't even understand half of what her friends were talking about! She'd never even had a boyfriend, since her studies always had to come first. It just... never came up. And until now she hadn't thought much of it, since she assumed she was still so young it didn't matter. But surrounded by her far, far more experienced friends, she realized just how naive she truly was -- and she felt utterly out of place. Would her friends think less of her if they knew? Would they laugh? Would they even want to be her friend anymore? She felt like such a child! She wanted more than anything to be anywhere else right now.

And now start licking, pipsqueak

>>26736627
But I want to explore the wondrous world of that which is both sexual and textual

jesus fuck did i seriously just write that

>>26736633
"C'mon, tell us!" Pinkie demanded, hopping up and down eagerly. But just as she did, she lost her footing and stumbled backwards, knocking over the punchbowl and sending a wave of purple liquid into Rarity, soaking the poor unicorn and utterly ruining her mane.
Rarity just stood there for a moment, staring blankly ahead as the punch dripped from her hair. "Whoopsies!" Pinkie giggled nervously. "I guess I might have had a teensy-weensy itty-bitty bit too much punch!"
"You need someone t'walk you home, Pinkie?" Dash offered. Rarity still stood there, shaking.
"I think I better be going too!" Twilight interrupted suddenly, hopping straight up. "It's really late and I just remembered I have to write Princess Celestia a letter tonight! Thanks for a great party Pinkie! I'll see you guys tomorrow! Bye!"
With that she was out the door, in too much of a rush to even grab her bag of complimentary party favors. When she left, Rarity was still in shock.

>>26736611
Congrats.
Now you just have to deal with the reality that your boss has to think about you the next time he has to let someone go. And he will think of you first, you are the lowest on the pay, and will be the lesser of a burden on the company.

You will be reminded of this every time he looks at you or talks to you (It's a test)

WHY DOESNT GILDA HAVE A CUTIE MARK

IS GRIFFON SOCIETY COMMUNIST OR SOMETHING

I DONT GET IT

>>26736646
Racing home as fast as her legs would carry her, darting home under the starry, moonlit night, all she could think about was how humiliated she had been, and how close she had come to alienating all her friends. How could she be the last? How could all of her friends have done things like that, already? Later, she had thought... when she was older... but now it seemed she'd been left behind without even realizing it. She couldn't be left behind. She wouldn't be. She had to catch up. Her mind raced.

Finally reaching the well-lit library, Twilight threw open the door and stomped inside, exasperated from her ordeal and exhausted from her race home. She stood panting at the entrance for a moment, shutting the door behind her and leaning back on it for support, and all at once, it hit her. It was like the sun coming out from behind the clouds, a dawning realization. The answer to everything.
She stood there, chest heaving for a moment, before finally catching her breath to call out, her voice carrying through the library.

"SPIKE!"

>>26736658
Not a pony?

>>26736658
Griffons get 'Badass marks'
They are carved right on thier skin in the same manner a cutie mark appears. It's under thier fur.

>>26736633
>YOU'RE A VIRGIN?
>TWI WE ARE DISPOINT
>TWI LOSES ALL FRIENDS
>TWI FOREVERALONE

>>26736651
My mom wouldnt do that D:

>>26736658
Hint - their tails are their cuite marks.

>>26736611
Congrats. I remember my first job, i got fired because of poor scheduling and communication.

>>26736262

I'm not sure if I should save this.

>>26736672
>Gildas is a three dashes across her chest
>For being a disappointment to family

>>26736697
Nuh uh its like the coolest thing you could imagine and then make it cooler, like, FAR MORE than 20%, because Gilda is the coolest griffon ever YOU'RE A DWEEB

>>26736707
This guy. Right over here. HE SPEAKS TRUTH.

So did Gilda graduate from Junior Speedsters or did she get kicked out too

>>26736611
Gratz, I guess. Same here, yesterday. Graveyard shift, too: I just got off a half hour ago. Shit kinda sucks, but whatever. Work is work.

>>26736659
>"SPIKE!"

I like where this is going. You have my attention.

>>26736659
>Spike

I do like where this is going.

>>26736611

Great news!

>>26736659
>"SPIKE!"
Here we go.

>>26736659
>spike
>DO WANT

>>26736262
>>26736634
/ll/ is bad.

>>26736722
I liked where it was before it goes where it's about to. Saucy, but tame, and fun to read. It was GOOD.

And here we are about to trip into a graphic description of Twilight and Spike getting down to business.

Man, this is why we can't have nice things.

>>26736739
You're in luck, because that's all I have written!

>>26736735
>mfw

>>26736746
Do more.
Also googledocs, because people will yel at you anytime that isnt early early morning, unfortunately

>>26736659

"SPIKE!"

>>26736746
hey man, i read all that shit, i deserve to know how this ends.

>>26736765
"...and then they fucked. The end."

Happy?

>>26736746
Write more and edit some parts for googledoc. I doubt that AJ would use the word "predilection".

>>26736776
FAP FAP FAP

>>26736765

Make something up then! Provide your own ending!

>>26736776
Well she did spend some time among the upper class, she aught to have picked up a few fancy words.

>>26736746
So currently an unresolved cliffhanger/stinger, then?

I'm just going to lock the story in place in my mind at this point. Because that's a great way to end this one. Keeping it JUST below the line, and leaving the imagination to wander. Far be it from me to grump about you finishing it if that's your plan, of course. I just think it's Good the way the whole thing flies under the radar.

So yeah, kudos on writing a good story, mate.

>>26736775
NO.

>>26736784
You mean the same upper class who didn't know what a rooster was? They have money, not brains.

>walk into Walmart
>see this

>>26736776
>I doubt that AJ would use the word "predilection".
I disagree strongly. In my years in Texas and Louisiana I heard it all the time. It's one of those fancy but somehow old-fashioned words that you hear quite often in the south.

>>26736787
Not that I don't appreciate the praise but I'm pretty sure the reason most people read fics like this isn't so they'll stop before crossing the line.

>>26736783
Like what?

I'm not the writer here dude, i can't make the canon.

>>26736788

>>26736794
Correction: They don't have hick town street smarts.

>>26736788
"so then Twilight used her magic to grow a gigantic futa cock, and she made Spike choke on it for hours, before finally J-J-JAMMING IT IN and blowing her load inside his butt. Then they snuggled and Spike made her breakfast the next morning while Twilight wrote a letter to Celestia about the whole thing. The End"

>>26736799
Yeah, I know, I know. Just sayin'.

>>26736794
You don't need brains to know fancy words. They rich and useless are EXACTLY the sort of people who would use fancy words for the sake of using them.

>>26736795

>walk into Walmart
>see nothing but ghetto black people, rednecks, and their hellspawn
>never go there again

So what's the topic of the day?

>>26736799
I've noticed it's a trend in words like that, like "recollection" and "suppositions". All about itions.

>>26736799
>In my years in Texas and Louisiana I heard it all the time. It's one of those fancy but somehow old-fashioned words that you hear quite often in the south.
I wouldn't personally know. I live in Northeast Philly. Any other words that they use there frequently but are unheard everywhere else?

>>26736805
NOT AGIAN WITH THE COCKS!!!
ARRRGHHH
!!!!

>>26736811
Mornin', bright eyes. Just start posting your garbage and get it over with.

>>26736805
...and now I'm satisfied.

Thanks anonymous. It had just the right amount of feelings.

>>26736805
well if she's trying to get a funny story to tell, then that'd certainly be a unique one

>>26736819
That's rude.


I only post my garbage whenever I've written something new.

>>26736811
You. Shutting the fuck up.

>>26736819
Like your garbage is any better.

>>26736800
>>26736765
>hey man, i read all that shit, i deserve to know how this ends.
In order to fit in with her sexually-experienced friends Twilight explores male sexuality via Spike, who I imagine is, at least to start, rather awkward and uncomfortable with the idea as presented.
It is basically a convenience fuck, but drawn out.

And then maybe they discover something about their relationship and fall in love / decide to do that more often depending on the tone of the story, I don't know. Or maybe it turns out the other girls were all just bluffing and Twilight was in fact the only girl to lose her virginity so far, and then all the other girls cling to her stories and ask her all these questions.
And then hell maybe she takes them back to meet Spike too. Friends share, right?

>>26736811

It's about how Faceless was molested by his scat loving uncle when he was a kid.

>>26736811
You find a pony in your closet drugged, tied up with chains, blindfolded, and unconscious.

What do you do Faceless?

>>26736832
Write something about a pony being sexually aroused by garbage

>>26736858
I close and lock the closet. Obviously Diamond Tiara still hasn't gotten off the drugs.

>>26736865
Oh, and make it Rarity.

>>26736850
This will do nicely.

>>26736858
Woahshit!
Christmas came way early this year!

>>26736858
I untie them and carry them to my bed, where I tuck them in and wait for them to wake up, where I apologize and ask if there's anything I can do to help

>>26736858
Hehehe... It will be awesome.

>>26736858
examine its genetalia. If it has a cock PURGE IT WITH FIRE

>>26736889
and then said pony dislocates your jaw and neck with a kick.

>>26736900
I didn't say I'd wait nearby, I'm sure as fuck not going to be in the same room. They'll be thinking all sorts!

>>26736857
My uncle died when I was a young kid.

>>26736918
Of course. He was a scat fetishists. He probably died from being full of shit.

>>26736925
ba dum tss.

>>26736925
>Full of shit

Late Bloomer your story is very similar to two I've read.
One involved the girls discussing sexual history around and a camp fire which lead to Twilight and Dash being gay for each other and the other was about Pinkie "breaking Spike in" and introduction of the phrase "super secret party button".

Also your use of swear words killed my interest in the story.

>>26736936
>Twilight and Dash being gay for each other

Kind of want. You got a link?

>>26736936
My friend, I don't suppose you'd recall the title of that first one hmmm?

>>26736936
Got a link, or name of that Campfire story one?

>>26736949
>>26736951
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaan do.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-campfire-stories.html

>>26736936
>Also your use of swear words killed my interest in the story.
Dash gets foul-mouthed when she's drunk. Deal w/it.

I'm not about to give myself an ulcer trying to figure out every tiny detail to avoid that has the vague potential set off every picky squick from every person who reads it, especially when it's something so arbitrary. The idea of writing so-called clopfics for people who want them to be tame and clean is fucking ridiculous and there is clearly no pleasing this group.

>>26736958
I can't wait to be a lazy piece of shit and read all these lesbo shipping stories.

>>26736962
>there is clearly no pleasing this group.
Now you're getting it!

>>26736962
Whoa.
I was just stating my opinion.
You all are free to do what you wish.

>>26736962
Chill, man, he was just throwing in his two cents.
You don't have to please everyone or anyone if you dont want

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=munWepF-mxg

Somebody tell me what is the meaning of this atrocity.

>>26736970
IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

I'm actually not a big fan of either of the two stories I mentioned either. Even though the Spike one was written by Buttersc0tch and she's pretty much the only sexy writer I like.

>>26736958
thank you

>>26736970
5:30 am, didnt do a damn thing all day, now its time to stay up til the sunrise reading some fanfiction about My Little Pony characters going gay on eachother...life is just too fucking good dude

>>26736985
Toy company trying to sell cheap plastic dolls to little girls? Not much to really explain, guy.

>>26736985
I mad.

>>26736985

This is the new craze! Ponies are so last 7 months.

>>26736962
>there is clearly no pleasing this group.

Hey now, you'll find people who like your work, and people who don't care, and people who don't like your work. Just do whatever you do and take us for a ride.

>>26736962
Chill. I didn't care much for the swearing because up until Dash started dropping them here there and everywhere the story was completely absent of swearing, but I'm not going to let that stop me from reading a quick fic.

>>26736996
Losing control of your life has never been gayer!

>>26737008
>Up until the first swear word, there were no swear words.

>>26736974
The only critique has been "I don't like sex stories with sex" and "I don't like adult stories with bad language".
Actually there was also "you've written a character inaccurately" and that was helpful.

I just had the strangest train of thought...
1. Derpy likes muffins.
2. One variety of Muffin is the English Muffin
3. A popular brand of English Muffin is Thomas'.
4. Thomas is also the name of a certain blue choo-choo.
5. Derpy is a fan of Thomas The Tank Engine.
6. The TTTE fandom is overrun with autistic kids.
7. Therefore, Derpy is autistic.

IT. FITS.
Discuss?

>>26737013
I'm not going to say it 20 different ways until it doesn't sound retarded.

>>26737013

>swearing in a pony fic

Why do people do this? I mean MAYBE if it was a fix with Gilda it'd be passable, but the ponies? I seriously hope you writers don't do this.

>>26737022
How do you do it Batman?

>>26737026
It may be acceptable if it is in the terms of pony cursing like "Consarn it" or "what the hay" etcetera

I like when ponies swear.

>>26737022
Wait a minute, jackets! If people don't wear jackets they could get cold. A cold is caused by a virus. A viru- a computer virus! I could make a computer virus and send it to your home to shut down your computer!

>>26736936

>Also your use of swear words killed my interest in the story.

It's a bloody clop fiction bro, the author can do whatever he wants. Geez, why is everyone starting to get pissy about it? I for one enjoyed it.

>>26737037
Second!

>>26737018
Swearing is generally frowned upon, even in fapfiction. I think it's good for a cheap thrill but it's extremely out of character and immersion breaking.

>>26737037
I agree.

but then again I could be biased.

>>26737026
>>26737049
>Why do people do this?
In this case, because Dash was drunk and talking about fucking. I don't think she'd get euphemistic about it in an inebriated state when addressing the matter directly, but because of how far removed that is from anything that would ever be in the show I don't think it's anything more than personal interpretation at that point.

Regardless, I think it's fitting enough for her character, even if not for the show.
I mean, the ponies don't have sex in the show, either.

>>26737018
I was two of those.
One: the 'pinkie doesn't know X pony' was a joke, shrug it off.
Two: I'm not your target audience. I meant it as a compliment anyway: that you can write well enough that I kept reading, despite knowing what it was going to result in. Stop bein' all offended or something and get on with whatever it is you plan on doing.

Also, for the record, I think Dash swearing when she's lit is believable. The others, not so much, maybe, but certainly Dash.

I'd like to hear Rarity swearing....

Speaking of angry marines this is still taking forever...

>>26737068
I got a boner just thinking about it.

>>26737037
You are free to have them use each other as a toilet, I really don't care.

I'm just saying that's where I lost interest. Swearing in ponyfics, to me, kills the atmosphere and takes me out of the story. Like it just doesn't FIT for me, I'd think they'd have their own kind of curses.

>>26737068
What the fuck was I thinking when I made this tacky piece of shit last night?

>>26736958
That was nothing short of amazing. 10/10
I especially liked the "moon-kissed mare lips" part. I lol'd.

>>26737068
probably in bed.

"Darling, do fuck me harder. Yes, damnit, no, harder! Fuuuuck yeeeesss...."

okay wait no that's horrible I realize it now.

Perhaps they should only curse when it's a reaction like getting hit by a twig rebound they'll be like "Fuck!"

>>26737075

Oh yes, me gusta mucho.

>>26737060
>One: the 'pinkie doesn't know X pony' was a joke, shrug it off.
I know that, hence why I continued posting anyway.
I really did appreciate your critique, as facetious as I think we were both being.

>>26737068
Rarity wouldn't swear. She'd use those high-class insults that use really simple phrases and generally mild words that, when delivered properly, are more deeply cutting than any string of profanity.

Like when Shakespeare had Tybalt say to Romeo "Thou art a villain".

>>26737077
...That makes no sense to me. The show doesn't have swearing because it's a show intended for children; when the situation calls for it, the ponies would swear, they're just kept from it by TV guidelines. Especially Rainbow Dash, you don't drop out of school without learning to swear like a sailor.

>>26737074
Where's the ponies man.

I wanna see some ponies.

FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKERS AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING MARKER AND DRAMA YOU PONY IMITATING FURDRAMAFAGS
derp

BECAUSE FANFICTION, THAT'S WHY!

>>26737078
I have no idea what came over me. Gems NOT plastered everywhere? Hell will freeze over before I refuse to let myself ruin a marvelous dress by throwing on a clustserfuck of shiny rocks aimlessly.

>>26737094
And so we disagree. Big deal.

>>26737101
10/10 best immersion ever would read again

>>26737101
Are you trying to tell me something?

Okay, how about we sort of redirect this to a more interesting topic, what is your favorite clop fiction and why? Mine is the one in White Tail Woods with Fluttershy and Twilight, basically they were having a picnic, and Fluttershy got embarrassed at a sudden wing boner and some other shit happened and they fucked. I am sort of a sucker for soft couples like that.

>>26737104
pffffhhahahaha

>>26737105
That's my least favorite thing about my favorite pony.

Well, I for one thought the swearing was tasteful and appropriate. In that circumstance I think I'd say exactly the same thing.

>>26737116
I'll have to say it's either a tie with the two foodscat fics by soashamedpony or "Here's to you Miss Pinkamena Diane Pie"

because Spike x Pinkie OTP imo.

>>26737090
>She'd use those high-class insults that use really simple phrases and generally mild words that, when delivered properly, are more deeply cutting than any string of profanity.
"What is this? Zirconium? Get this ersatz garbage out of my sight."

Something like that?

>>26737116
'Rainbow Dash Fucks the Wonderbolts', because it's the first time I ever fapped to ponies and has opened me up to a dozen new ways of viewing the world and accepting the vices of other people. Mostly just in no longer having any ill-will towards people who have fetishes I don't like, because it's not like they can control what makes them hard. I just had to experience that firsthand before I could realize it.

>>26737119
>People thing her special talent is fashion
>It's actually ruining otherwise fashionable attire with tacky crystals and shit.

>>26737116

Not really a clopfic, but I'd have to say Swayback simply because it's what I really wanted out of a fic. It's tender and believable, unlike some of the shit that's spewed out nowadays.

>>26737116
My favorite Fapfic is the human POV one where Twilight is in heat.

Oh wait that one hasn't been written yet because Ragingsemi is on hiatus just like this fucking show except he's never actually going to write it because he's so busy writing fucking futa gay shit for his favourite drawfags 10/10 i'm fucking mad as hell.

>>26737116
This one.
First story that "got to me", as it were.

And by "got to me" I mean boner town.

>>26737147
That's one hell of a long story.

>>26737119
>>26737139
By this point, I think you all know she's my favorite (having constantly annoyed people throwing this fact in their faces), but I hate how everything following SfS has her designing clothes with guady gemstomes. She turned into a fucking BeDazzler,

>>26737142

LOL

>2011
>not liking futa

U SRS BRO?

But seriously, fuck everyone that likes futa. Also, licking dicks makes you bicurious at the very least, you homos.

a thread with almost no creepy fanarts and fics? I like!

>>26737172
liking cock and pussy makes you bi or bicurious?

no waaaaay, really?

>>26737182
Um, we're talking about fapfics.

>>26737147

I did sort of enjoy this, it was pretty good at detail and had a nice build up to the fucking. Some stuff was a tad drawn out though, how Applejack slept through all that fucking is beyond me. But besides that, it was pretty great.

>>26737186

Yeah, really bro.

>>26737172
>fuck everyone that likes futa

Amen, brother. I can't stand that shit.

>>26737166
I know. It pisses me off too.

"I wanna fuck you so hard. I want to shove my hard cock in your wet pussy. I want you to suck my prick until hot cum shoots down your moist throat."

Any time I write a clopfic with dialog like this, the readers never just say "DON'T SAY THAT. AT ALL." because I know you can't say that on TV and they wouldn't talk like that on a cartoon show or what the fuck ever.
But what they DO say is "Can you think of like a cute, G-rated way to say that instead, so it fits the ponies better?"

Okay. Here's the thing:
Cleaned up, G-Rated filth is WAY more creepy and disturbing than just flat-out filth.
I mean, what's worse:

"I want to shove my hard cock in your pussy"
or
"I'm gonna fill your hoo-ha with goofjuice!"

All right. Right there, what I just said was completely G-Rated. You could have said that on TV. And that's FUCKING HORRIFYING.
That's not what ponies would say. That's what you say to a girl you are keeping in a pit, in the bottom of your basement, as you're lowering stuff in a basket.
"Yeah, when Captain Frosting gets done with your hairy bingle-bangle, it's gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm when I'm all done with my LOVE PAINTS".

Again. Completely G-Rated. You can say that.
Say that tonight next time you get laid. "I'm gonna fill your hoo-hah with goofjuice!"
Get ready for the wintery freshness of Mace. Because it's coming.

>>26737116
My fav clopfic is my own. Well, I'm not really reading all that much. I'm more inspired than interested in general. Though there are probably many that are better, even to my unique tastes.

>MFW when I know a girl who makes pony futa IRL

and she frequents /co/.

>go to the MLP thread expecting laughs and friendship
>NOPE.jpg
>receive clop fic discussion...
>stick around anyway...
>mfw not sure what do

>>26737198
Twilight kept quiet.

I think what I like best about Buttersc0tch, when it comes to sexy stuff, is her orgasms. Buttersc0tch does orgasms better than anyone I've seen.

For example:
http://buttersc0tchsundae.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3ahhmy

>>26737239
Question:

Has she ever uploaded it to /co/?

>>26737207
>Great fiction
>boner acquired
>dicks
>GODFUCKINGDAMMITWHY?

>>26737224

You don't have to come up with fake words and shit, you just have to be a little more tender and say shit like "I've always wanted you ----" or "I want to feel you". Those are just examples of some overused ones, but you get the idea.

>>26737241
try pointing discussion in another direction perchance? It's not like that's taboo to do or anything y'know.

>>26737246
Most likely... she wrote fanfic, too.

I never asked her trip.

>mfw I don't read fanfics very often and have never read a fapfic of any kind, much less FiM

I'm off to bed. Cant refresh my rage without sleep, so, have my totally non-waifu related breakfast cereal.

>>26737224
Dude, just putting out a preference.
End of the day, I don't have a "talk dirty" fetish.

>>26737249
Lyra time?

>>26737270
It's copypasta

And Rainbow Dash wasn't talking dirty in the fic in question anyway, she was just swearing for wholly non-erotic purposes.

>>26737266
I'd buy those.

>>26737224
Shit, I love Patton Oswalt.

>>26737283
No!
I mean, yes.

>>26737296

NO FUN ALLOWED.

>>26737241

laugh at them.

thats what pinkie would do

>I will never have a birthday party with pinkie pie
>sadponi.tar.gz

>>26737283
I really need to update my Lyra folder

>>26737116

Oh, and here is link to said clopfic.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LzFaNNcHdyddEPhdzNLSzvVHXTpw5s3eu3teXm-8TDQ/edit?hl=en&pli=1

>>26737283
I don't like Lyra, but her reverse furry fanon is pretty funny.

>>26737312

Oh I'll do more than laugh...I might just even screencap

>>26737288
Really, huh, it worked very well.

Yeah, that was a separate issue. I just don't dig on swearing in pony stories at all.

How can I put this... Introducing fucking in a pony story is fine too me. Them foals come from somewhere (standard mammalian reproduction and all), but introducing human swears feels as out of place (TO ME, can't stress this enough) as a car chase.

>>26737138
I have to say that is a beautiful and well-worded life lesson my good sir. I am proud of your personal growth, Anonymous. That would make a wonderful letter to Celestia.

Hub employees are you reading this?

I personally blame Frollo and MS for the popularity of Lyra and BonBon.

>>26737324

I honestly love the little back stories and personalities /co/ give background characters, I find them interesting. But they should STAY in the background, not a whole story arch about them in the actual show, fan art and fan fiction is enough.

>>26737341

The way some of them write about "horn touching = sex" remains somewhat funny.

>>26737363
we've got several months to kill and there are plenty of background ponies left, so why don't we get started and give stories and personalities to more of them?

>>26737363
I agree.
Though if they DO wish to do stuff with them in the show, then I shall happily put aside fanon to enjoy what they do.

So long as they don't fucking touch Derpy.

>>26737350
>he became a better person through the power of written porn and fapping

Somehow, god finds a way.

>>26737376

This...this is madness!

>>26737334

i know bro, cappin hooves are wired for capping genuine non-troll WTF material, with the type of fans today its only a matter of time before we see pony baby rape. oh wait it already happened

>>26737397
Madness?

>>26737378

I just want Derpy to be a little clumsy and drop stuff on ponies. That's all I want. She doesn't need all this depth that people give her.

>>26737378

FUCKING! THIS!

>>26737099
I've spent the past hour trying (and failing) to draw/paint a single pony. I'm almost proud of this fact.

>>26737415
Need some tutorials?

>>26737376
But which ones haven't been given a personality that has been adopted by a part of the base?

>>26737412
If they show her delivering mail, I will die a happy fan.

>>26737378
we've heard that derpy's just gonna be a version of where's waldo in s2, but I wouldn't mind seeing a few instances of her with mailbags or next to a certain small purple unicorn filly

>>26737378

I heard Derpy is going to have more of a character in season 2, Derpy is my exception, one pony amped up by the fans being a major character won't hurt, and I would love to see if they can pull of her personality, I have no idea what it would be though. I would love to see Derpy acknowledged by the mane cast in a way or even being called by name. I would prefer if she was silent though, and just one of those silent wacky characters that always gets into cartoon shinanagins.

>>26737415
I need to work on drawing dem ponies more.
It's fun and strangely satisfying.

>>26737415

try mine its the one that requires the least skills :>

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/21359

boy i can't wait for the next thread so we can actually talk about the show

>>26737423
Style just isn't one of my strong points- which I think is why my animation career never really picked up... maybe I'll just make them real horses...

>>26737350
>>26737391
Somehow I doubt you'd be as friendly about it if I hadn't forgotten my trip.

>>26737448
You're funny.

There you go! ^^

>>26737341
>but introducing human swears feels as out of place (TO ME, can't stress this enough) as a car chase.
"DHB EH, RARIHY, CN'T YY LZZ EHB?" Twilight yelled, her hoof on the trigger of the gun she held awkwardly between her teeth.
"I'M DOING MY BEST, I SWEAR IT!" Rarity shrieked in response, feeling the barrel pressed against her temple as she struggled to control the steering wheel with her hooves.

Spike stuck his head out the window, peering behind the speeding coupe. Lowering his shades, he eyed the one car still in pursuit. "She's gaining on us! What do we do?"

"I KNOW!" Pinkie Pie squealed happily, popping up in front of Spike as she thrust her upper body out the window, one foreleg raised high, a familiar green shape in her hoof. "How about a special present from yours truly?" she asked in her squeaky tone, ripping the pin with her teeth, planting a playful kiss on the hand grenade, then tossing it.

The explosion rocked the night sky and lit the low-hanging clouds a violent orange as the rear car was consumed in a deadly fireball and carried off the road. "Whoopsies!" the pink filly giggled.

As the sound of the coupe's engine faded away, a single pale figure crawled from the wreckage at the side of the road, spitting a tooth into a puddle of motor oil.
"You can't run forever, bitch." Princess Celestia muttered.

>>26737427
Rose? Adult Scootaloo clone? The island cutie mark filly?

>>26737451
I have no ill-will towards anyone here, whether they put things in the name field or not. I do it sometimes myself, but just for fun. No worries mate.

>>26737448
>2011
>talk about the show instead of watching the tripfags jerk each other off

i seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>26737427
most of these: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies

there... really aren't that many that we've given personalities to! Only ones I can think of off the top of my head are derpy, lyra, bonbon, OPPP, maybe carrot top a little, octavia, and uh um...

>>26737431
>>26737434
Just so long as they don't call her Ditzy Doo.
That rustles my jimmies and I every time someone does it, I just mentally word filter it into Derpy Hooves.

Oh man. Oh man. If they have an "I emptied your fridge" gag, I'd prolly shit myself.

>>26737461
>"How about a special present from yours truly?"

That whole sentence, I don't think Ive read anything funnier in a pony thread before.

>>26737451
Hi tripfag whom i don't care about. Why do you think i care?

>>26737446
That was surprisingly enlightening...

>>26737461
The problem for me is the same as putting our swear words into, say, battlestar galactica. There, the setting fits it perfectly, the problem is that they ALREADY have their own swear words. So do ponies. They're horse themed. They don't say shit, they say horseapples, they don't say hell, they say hay. That's why it's so immersion breaking for me, for the same reason you wouldn't start talking about quantum physics in a fanfic - they simply do not have those words.

>>26737473
...Didn't they already call her that in Winter Wrap-Up? We see her in every other scene up until the one pegasus says 'Oh shit, Ditzy Doo went NORTH', and a completely unrelated pony comes back from the south with the birds (somebody sent after Ditzy's failure, I always assumed).

>>26737461
That amused me.
Greatly.

>>26737493
This has been explained with detail already, Ditzy Doo is a different character.

>>26737495
Pacce, have you spoken to Archive about alternatives for the marker system?

>>26737489
Oh dear, that's terrifying.

>>26737468
>Blue Scootaloo is named Archer

>>26737493
the pony leading the birds back at the end of the ep is a derpy recolor with purple hair

>>26737504
Explained, or discussed? And if the former, by who?

>>26737492
EXACTLY what I was trying to say.
Thank you.

>>26737492
Shut up you knee-jerk aspie.
>they don't say hell, they say hay
"What the hey" is something people actually say in real life.

>>26737515
there's some mumbo jumbo picture somewhere I can't be arsed to find explaining it.

>>26737519
>>26737492
Tell me what the pony version of "fuck" is and I'll use that instead.

>>26737514
...How is that relevant to the topic at hand? It's not Derpy/Ditzy, so why does it matter who she's a recolor of?

>>26737527
Why not engage in coitus?

>>26737520
You're telling me that "hay" in this context is not a horse pun, and *i'm* the one with mental issues?

>>26737493
Not really.
They never indicate who Ditzy is.

>>26737505
Bu-wha?

>>26737527
Say "fuck" if you want to. I was just expressing my opinion/FEELINGS.

>>26737527
buck, mate, rutt.

>>26737527
They don't actually say fuck. Just don't use that word ever when writing anything.

>>26737529
since "ditzy doo" was referred to when talking about going north for the birds, we later see a pony leading birds back at the end. So people who don't want yellow-haired derpy being called "ditzy", just call that purple-haired one ditzy instead. The only reason people sometimes call derpy ditzy is because of that one comment lauren said back when the whole derpy thing was relatively new.

>>26737547
They don't say plenty of stuff.

in which case of going by only things they've said in the show, an pulled-out-of-the-ass guesstimate of at least half of the fics would be null if they're to hold up to your standards.

>>26737555
For those who don't know.
See pic.

>>26737555
...Except Ditzy went north, there's no way she got there, realized there weren't any birds, came back, and went south to get the birds AND came back in time. The one who actually brought the birds back isn't Ditzy, entirely regardless of whether or not Ditzy is Derpy.

>>26737555

Derpy will always be the pet name of Ditzy Doo for me.
Derpy is a bit too "channy" to make it into a mainstream cartoon. It is much too silly.

>>26737546
>>26737547
Just ask him to say "yiff" and be done with it, christ

>>26737565
Sure she could have.
She could have been going North all morning and then came back to report on her failure which was when Dash was informed.

>>26737547
>They don't actually say fuck. Just don't use that word ever when writing anything.
That's my point. Fuck is a very versatile, useful word that pretty much everyone uses. To just strike it from the record is to really limit a lot of modes of speech, especially those handling more obscene topics, stronger emotions, etc. And of course, actual fucking.
They don't say "cock" either, should I just use fabulous words like PONYROD instead?

>>26737546
>buck, mate, rutt
The first one is already used to mean something else entirely, and "mating" gives off an ENTIRELY different connotation.
"Rutting" sounds really dumb.

>>26737586
In my personal fanon "Derpy" was originally an insult to her, but she adopted it formally to ruin the fun of those bothering her and because she liked it better than her real name.

>>26737592
>Yiff

>>26737596
>The first one is already used to mean something else entirely
Then work with the double entendre.

>>26737596
>asking 4channers for writing advice
That's almost as bad as asking fanfic writers for writing advice.

Write in a way that means something.

>>26737614
At this point, I'm not really asking for advice, just trying to argue a point, which is already basically moot. Seems like a good time to drop this stupid argument then.

>>26737461

MOAR

>>26737604

Butterscotch has the nurse pony call Derpy "Ditzy" in The Party Never Ended. So she obviously thinks Ditzy is Derpy's real name as well.

>>26737596
Dude, you're worrying about this too much.
Really, I wasn't going to like your story either way since I am petty and you made Dash straight.
Also it was just a pony version of that scene from "40 Year Old Virgin".

Do what you want to do, accept the criticism that you think will help improve, and disregard that which boils down to "This is not my kinda thing".

I am not your audience, don't worry about me.

>>26737546
heads down, flanks up
that's the way we like to buck

>>26737634
Funny, that's the way I like to buck too.

>>26737630
Just because I like Buttersc0tch as writer and a friend, doesn't mean I have to agree with her on everything.

>>26737634
Makes me think of the Diamond Dogs confrontation:
"Buck 'em up! Buck 'em down!"

I like this pony

All this talk about bucking is making my PONYROD a bit jumpy-plumpy

>>26737649
Is her cutie mark three things of McDonald's french fries?

>Reading story about Big Mac being a prostitute
>Suddenly hired by Rarity
>Sultry but in over her head
>filthy but detached in an interesting way
>Applejack finds out, confronts Big Mac
>leads to incest
>tears, taboo, weird feelings, guilt but pleasure
>all right this is pretty good
>suddenly out of fucking nowhere Applejack is pregnant with her brother's incest child
>story lingers way too long on the bleak and depressing consequences of this
>their lives are essentially ruined
>boner destroyed

>>26737655
yee-haw.

>>26737658
Trolled softly, fucking incest shippers.

>>26737658
>months later, applebloom is born

>>26737596
Rutt does not sound dumb.

"Oh rutt me, RUTT me you filthy, FILTHY mule!" cried Rarity as she was DRIVEN to the HEIGHTS of ECSTASY by his engorged MEMBER.

>>26737656
According to the wiki it's three pieces of candy but I can't really see it

>>26737677
what scene is it from? I could try taking a better screenshot

>>26737683
End of episode 2 I think

>>26737677
>That face
>She wants to fuck spike

>>26737672
I'm not big on incest (Rarity was the best part of that fic) but goddamn pregnancy is an instant turnoff for me in the worst possible way.

>>26737674
That reminds me of a story called "Rarity and the Mule" where she degrades the mule sexually.
The mule is Twilight.

>>26737658

Needs to be more incest fanfics like this if only to slap some sense into people obsessed with anime incest and their onii-chans.

>>26737674
See, the best part of written porn is the build up.

Porn without context is cool and all, but when you have a nice sequence of events leading up to it it makes it so much better.

>>26737690

And then a new story for another background pony was born.

>>26737596
>ponyrod
Yes. Pound your pony rod against my party button.

>>26737698
>anime incest and their onii-chans.
I like incest as a fetish and I think that shit is retarded.

>>26737677

That pony is called Cotton Candy.

looks like three slices of apples to me

>>26737704
>>26737677
>>26737690
I'm fucking serious! Look at her face!
>"I am so horny right now"
>"Oh HELLO what is THIS"

>>26737719
imokaywiththat.jpg

>>26737690
She totally does.

>>26737716
It still kind of looks like McDonald's Fries to me. Damnn you, Pacce.

>>26737716
Mystery solved!

>>26737728
Not all ponies grow up to be astronauts.

>>26737716
>That bonbon recolor with a bandana

I have found my waifu

kicking in the front seat, sitting in the back seat, gotta make my mind up, which seat do I take?

See, /co/?

This is what we should be doing - finding a new background pony to meme-spam, and in the process getting our little bro Spike laid!

>>26737716
Also check out Spike. It looks like he's shouting behind someone so he can get away with starting a riot.

>>26737716

Fuck, I never realised how hot Apple Fritter was...

wait, that is Apple Fritter right?

>>26737741
Okay so what's her tragic background story

>>26737764
apple fritter's the one with the pigtails

>>26737757
that scene only lasts for like a second, spike sees twahlah come back from defeating NMM and runs out to hug her

>>26737764
Apple Fritter is the one with the bows in her hair, yes.

>>26737770
She wanted to work on an Apple field, but had to stick too fast food

>>26737778
Because apples killed her family?

>>26737764
Eeeeyup.

>>26737777
That reminds me, whatever porn or obscure thing someone does to apple fritter right now is Rule 8

>>26737770
She originally lived in the Everfree with her single mother. When she passed away, she gave Apple Fritter her grandmothers Apple Fritter recipe.

She earned her cutiemark by opening a fast food restaurant.

>>26737778
she then thought she would be stuck with a mcjob for the rest of her life, but then she invented apple dippers

>>26737782
No because working on a field is hard so she sucked at it and is doomed to flip burgers forever and then >>26737794

>>26737778
But if her cutie mark is french fries then she LIKES working fast food.
It'd be more tragic if she was stuck working the fields instead of her heart's desire.

>>26737788
You did not just go there.

We are not, I REPEAT, not going to ruin Apple Fritter.

>>26737802
It APPEARED it was going to be three apple cores, but then fate screwed her over and made them small fries at the last second.

VHAT A TWEEST

>>26737806
Just saying. the next time an artist is streaming and asking for requests... I'll be there.

>>26737806
I'm pretty sure there's porn of her out there but I could be wrong.

Also, because you said that just wait 5 minutes.

>>26737802
im awake again. I'll do the thingy thing in a little while

>>26737810
That doesn't even make any sense and shall not become a part of my personal canon and will never be referenced in any of my fanfics.

And for god's sake, the above was tongue-in-cheek.

>>26737810
So basically she is a McColtnuts employe?

Y'all better not be jeopardizin' mai waifu Apperru Fritteru-chan's purity now ya hear?

>>26737794
So does Spike visit her fast food restaurant?

>>26737770

She's a creepy obsessive stalker who fell in love with Spike the first time she saw him, now she has pictures of him all over her wall, has a Spike body pillow and she wants Spike to be with her FOREVER, only draw back is, she does not know to approach him and has no social skills, so she stalks him, hoping that Spike will turn around and make sweet, disturbing interspecies love.

>Watching "Green Isn't Your Color" on DA TEEVEE
>They get you "You must! You mussssssssst."
Rarity is the sexiest pony.

>>26737823
I was BSing, man. Besides, making something Twilight Zonesque for the basis of fanon would be stupid.

Lets discuss all of the possibilities of Apple fritter.

I imagine something to do with food or her awesome mane.

>>26737847
They get TO "You MUST..."
I mean.

we now have given that pink pony a tragic background story

now what's her personality like?

>>26737856

>>26737874
A slut.
A lesbian slut who also has sex with guys.

>>26737874

See:
>>26737844

>>26737882
gay guys