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Skip, I am fucking disappoint.

Is.. is it safe?

I might as well post Trapestia early on

saged reported hidden
advertise your DDOS tool somewhere else, criminal.

>>26738388
>DDOS tool
lolwhat?

also what would the SPECIAL for each of the mane cast be in Fallout 2?

>>26738311
Learn how the clock works, kid.

>>26738378

Almost, but her muzzle is still too dainty in my opinion for there to be any chance of her being a stallion in disguise.

Not that she couldn't get Twilight to help her with any issues like that.

>>26738482
It's just like trannies in real life, man, they can look MORE feminine but they can't hide the small things that identify them as being men

>>26738482
Considering both her's and ganny smith's muzzles have the little flick up at the end, I think we're safe.

>>26738482
>>26738378
If you look at it from a fundamental perspective all the male ponies have outward curves for their muzzles, and all the females have inward slants that flick up or round off towards the end.

You know, that and she's the only unicorn/pegasus/giant pony; so I don't think she falls within the standard a-typical models.

>>26735773
>this episode is becoming a slog

Wait, I don't understand what you mean by that.

I agree, though. Fuck the CMCs. They take screen time away from the GOOD characters.

>>26738762
Stop fowling around, Scootaloo!

>>26738603
That Sapphire Shores (?) pony has a completely different design from the rest, I think the usual gender differences are just for convenience.

>>26738762
So she's now one of those wooden birds that drinks water?

>>26738378
>Trapestia

...this is a new one to me. what the fuck are you on about exactly

lets see how far this goes

might make a comic out of that story we made for her this morning

anyone want to help with the writing? I'm terrible at it

Is this the general? Seems like a slow ass thread.

>>26738815
Do you want her to be a lesbian slut who has sex with gay dudes?
A Spike stalker?
A gal who works the fields but longs for fast food work?
Or the other way around. Or some combination.

>visit Sapphire Shores' wiki page

>"she seems to be quite friendly and approachable toward Rarity: she visits Rarity's shop personally and asks to be called by her first name, which absolutely thrills Rarity."

Rarity Rarity Rarity Rarity Rarity

>>26738815

Write her as somehow committing some great sin and being forced to hail the plough of shame

>>26738815
Should we give her a new name? Cotton Candy isn't very apple related.

>>26738891
She is a complicated pony.

>>26738868
I was thinking of the less EVERYONE SHOULD BE SLUTS version, where she tries to work the field like her family but sucks at it so she goes into fast food and discovers apple dippers or something

>>26738891
I was thinking that, but I'm no good at naming

>>26738790
but, but you rip off my leg and break my wings...

>>26738900
How about Pink Pearl?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Pearl_(apple)

>>26738813
see picture

>>26738912
Sounds perfect to me

>>26738900
>>26738912
Pink Pearl discovers her calling it is!
I'll think up a short tale that can be chopped up into a comic after a short nap.

>>26738944
okie doke, I was gonna go have lunch now anyway

>>26738868

SPIKE STALKER FOR SURE.

>>26738904

hello

>>26738974
hi anonymous

So how much stuff did I miss from the Megasweet stream? I only saw the first half hour before I had to go and get some sleep.

>>26738974
>Octavia wearing scrach's goggles

Bueno.

new Max art

>>26739027

Go check out his thread

http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/11935.html#11935

>>26739042
b...but neither of them are german.

Also any speculations on when the fucking meed the medic will drop?

>>26738972
you did all this to me, and I liked it

>>26738815
Are you going to draw her cutie mark as McDonalds fries? I almost write "McDonalds friends

>>26739086
*wrote

captcha: written ponstne

>>26739042
>look at all these cool and unique backround ponies with no established fanon!
They should all be sluts!

>>26739092

>have sex
>slut

>>26739080
And so... shipping continued.

>>26739092
welcome to a fandom

>>26739144
I love these edits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLjpTtxH4Jo

>>26739144
spoiler this shit, pony nigga

>>26739092

>>26739112
Yeah, that's how it works.

>>26739179

Is this the general?

>>26739302

yah

>>26739302
oh god that's hilarious

>>26739322
Not a whole not of pony discussion going on.

>>26739366
nah

Ok guys so what do you think of these stats for Rarity?
Also what should I chose for the second trait and third tag skill?

>>26739389
>Fallout
>Not playing PnD

>>26739389
Good natured and sneak.

>>26739470
Sneak? Not Repair?

>>26739470

More needs to be done with Rarity's tail

>>26739389

Swap a point of ST for LK, take Finesse (or Sex Appeal, they're both appropriate but Finesse is actually also useful), and then tag Small Guns, because Human Fallout-verse Rarity would probably carry a gun, y'know?

>>26739486
I agree.

>mfw all bronies abandonned ship after wired

>>26739529
FAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS but deadly

>>26739533
No, they all abandoned ship when the season was over. Now all thats left are the freaks and the hardcore fans. Now the hardcore guys are leaving because the porn and trolling

>>26739533
I would have sex with luke allen as long as we get enough coverage for seasons 3, 4, 5, and 6

>>26739533

>implying I cared at all or even watched the review

Tis just a slow time of day is all

>>26739486
What do you suggest?

>>26739583

Maybe picking Sweetie Belle up in her tail?

>>26739583
there's a few erotic pictures of playing with her tail

>>26739559
>Now the hardcore guys are leaving because the porn and trolling
But weren't these the best aspects of the show?

>>26739533
>>26739568

Y'know, if dude lost some weight, got a better haircut and shaved those sideburns he wouldn't be bad looking.

Also he'd need to stop acting like such a weirdo, but y'know, Asperger's.

>>26739644
Not to them. I'm only here to draw, and I'm waiting for Candybag to get my desktop pony done.

>>26739644
I don't watch the show because i like the porn, i watch it because I genuinely enjoy it.

I come to these threads for the porn.

bored.

I want to draw Pink Pearl doing something (not porn)
What should I draw?

>>26739716
Buying a dress from Rarity?

I have a question for everyone.

Who is your favourite pony fanart artist?

(Try not to rage and 'my opinions > your opinions' too much)

>>26739529
Ok so this is the final layout.

>>26739685
have some comic then

>>26739644
you are the fucking cancer of this board. fuck off.

>>26739748
Forgot pic

>>26739742
Madmax, by far.

>>26739742
Weaver.

>>26739742
Railgunner.
or Disco. it's a manly tie to the death.

>>26739533

Yeah.
It's going to be a long few months for the hardcore MLP fans.
Not for me though, I just like the pictures.

>>26739742
Mio

>>26739742
I love railgunner's colorings

>>26739742
Either madmax or MegaSweet

>>26739742
I don't know many, but I'd say I like John Joseco's style. There is a shitton of good drawings / paintings though.

Who is railgunner and disco? Could someone link or post an example of each?

>>26739742
madmax or Johnjoseco...
He made this for me.

>>26739742
Thorn

>>26739881
railgunner

>>26739832
Awesome, another Mio fan.

I loved that one you posted, it's seriously awesome.

>>26739914
did RG ever put up the full size piece?

>>26739927
yeah, it's on his FA

too big for 4chan

>>26739927
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11633669/dashandcmcs.png

>>26739866
I promised myself I wouldn't rage at anyone's tastes, but about that JJ guy... I think his pony art IS really good, but... I remember reading his webcomic a long, LONG time ago. (Early teen weeaboo) The art was pretty crap, thinking back. The other day I saw it's STILL going, and STILL LOOKS AS BAD.

I'm not surprised he does so much pony, since it's the only thing he can do well. (And he does it very well)

The lesson here is... don't waste your life drawing manga shit. Try other things, and you might be able to do something that's not boring and generic.

are we actually oing to talk about art here or are we just roleplaying and shit?

what ever, humanized octavia

>>26739954
oh man thanks, that's going to make a wonderfull wallpaper once I crop out the sex

>>26739970
upload it when you're done, I'm curious

>>26739742
well i dont think i could choose one. i love john joseco, madmax, kloudmutt, and megasweet all equally

Quickfic - one post, first reply

>>26740036
luna kills celestia

>>26740015
Egophiliac does amazing work. "Luna's Cutie Mark" was a delight to behold.

>>26739959
You know, ponies are pretty boring and generic.

They all have the same head and body structure.

>>26740036
octavia is and assassin

>>26740050
god damnit

>>26739742
Probably Madmax if only for the humor she puts in all her stuff.

fuck, trying to copy the picture into PSP crashed PSP and Firefox

>>26740073
Please do not play in the fountains.

>>26739302
>mfw people keep saving my shitty drawings and reposting them ages later

>>26739742

I like most of them.

In fact I dont usually play favourites, and instead just have a couple of artists who A: I dont really pay much attention to or B: annoy me for one reason or other.

But if I was Forced to pick 3, it'd be Max, MS, and KM.

They've been around for ages, have drawn shitloads, are pretty chill most of the time, are brotastic regarding requests, and all have styles that I like.

However I will admit that Noel, Disco and RG are, in my opinion, better in the purest mechanical sense, but Noel is rarely around, RG similarly barely draws much and I'm not a big fan of really explicit stuff (which is almost all he does) and Disco... well.. to be honest some times I love his stuff, other times I find it boring.

>>26740050
Her Majesty Princess Celestia heard the Mayor of Ponyville announcing her arrival. But she also saw the four stars approach the moon. She waited.

"At long last, I am free!" came a low voice from behind her. She turned.

There, in all her maleficent glory, stood the mare of darkness, Nightmare Moon, "mane" flowing in the cosmic breeze.

"You don't have to do this, sister," said Celestia.

"You will not stop me!"

"No. I won't," said Celestia. She raised her hoof; her chest was unguarded.

Nightmare Moon's eyes opened wide, and she hesitated for a moment. Then, with one swift motion, she slipped her horn between Celestia's ribs.

Celestia felt the pain...

but as she fell to the ground, and melted into mist, she knew it was only pain. Her heart had already been pierced, a thousand years before.

So, last night I made Slash pony. Should I make Shade pony now?

>>26740198
Oooo, nicely done.

>>26740009
Here's the one I'll be using on my two monitors

>>26740230
and a "better" version

>>26740198
Im remember writing something like that.

wanna read?
>>26740227
Im writing the fire safety song. Or i was sposed ta, but being fucking scotland in M: TW is taxing as shit.

fuck the holy romans, seriously. How much pope cock dyou have to suck to get them an excommunication?

>>26740262
goddamn, I wish I didn't know what that was so I could use that as my wallpaper

>>26740286
Feel the same way...

Sharing an act of pure evil.

>>26740227
back from your nap yet?

>>26740198
That was pretty good actually.

>>26740336
What a cunt! Stealing a mustache is the lowest of the low!

>>26740262
Even if I didn't know what that was, I still wouldn't use it as a wall paper...It's a little to off model for my tastes, but I can;t say that he isn't talented.

>>26740348
whoops, why is that spoilered

>>26740198
I love it

and that marks the end of fic requests from me

>>26740336
I lol'd.

Fucking mustaches.

>>26740371
and why is that my name

>>26739144

Can you post the original?

>>26740348
Totally.
Now I just need to think up a proper ending that isn't a rip-off of the Carrots comic and I'll have something for you that's very "in show".

Someone write a quick-n-shitty fic about Rarity flirting with Big Mac and him being completely oblivious to it.

>>26740056

The Commissar of Stalliongrad was drinking punch. Iona Marie Pie smiled, as she played her cello.

The dart gun hidden cleverly in her bow's handle was ready. At the next break, she would slip away from the quartet, and deliver the killing blow. There would be no evidence to link her to the politician's death, and she would be paid handsomely.

Suddenly, the doors of the ballroom opened, and in bounced a familiar pink pony in an insanely sugary dress. Iona's eyes widened, and she hit a sour note.

Billy leaned back at the piano with a grin on his face. "Keep playing like that, Octavia, and you'll never get invited back."

"Shove it," she muttered. This would complicate things. A lot.

>>26740410
I will tonight, Someone remind me.

>>26740386
woo

I hope to finish all of this by the end of today (taking a break from studying today) so later panels might be a bit... rushed for now

>>26740336
>>26740449
SCOOPED MOTHA FUCKA!

>>26740469
Ah shit.

>>26740277
>>26740349
Thanks.

>>26740227
I vaguely remember something like that too; please post yours. For me, the pleasure was not the unoriginality of the concept, but the interplay during their final moments.

>>26740432
I won't be around tonight so make sure to save it somewhere

So after 421 fucking missed hits (yeah I counted them all) Rarity has completed the trial!
Now I understand why she needed those glasses in Suited for Success

It's time to help all the villagers in need...

>>26740410
One day Rarity wanted dick so she started flirting with Big mac and he was like "EEEEEEEEEEEEnope" The end.

>>26740535

Are you a professional writer?

>>26740365
It's a bit Uncanny Valley. But then I suspect so would a talking pony IRL.

>>26740519
>Rarity sucks at shooting

You should have rolled a scootajack.

>>26740574
The Trial doesn't involve shooting at all

>>26740410
CHALLENGE completely ignored.

>>26740573
The show's art style doesn't really hold up well when they try to do 3D-ish pans *in the show*. Never mind in real life.

ponyfans this is you a few years from now.... oh wait... this is you today!

>>26740574
The game hates me. Every enemy had 30% chance to be hit by my spear yet she just kept missing. Somehow the enemies were the same, Rarity getting hit only 4 times.

Now Dose she get dirty to help this guy?

>>26740588
Why is Fluttershy so fucking ripped in this picture?

We need more toned humanized fluttershy, i'm tired of MS™ brand moe fluttershy.

>>26740588
>fluttershy with muscular human forearms

who the fuck drew this and why are they not on death row right now

>>26740640
You should have used your First Aid an Doctor skills for free XP

>>26740640
Not tonight dear, I have a headache.

>>26740410

here's the fic:

Rarity was flirting with Big Mac and he was completely oblivious to it.

the end

RarityMac is an underutilized ship. I always imagined it as sort of a Buttercup and Westley dynamic.

>>26740661
I used them. Got a total of aproximatly 300 XP from those skills till the strain could have killed her.

>>26740664
Hey Pacce, did you hear about chistery?

>>26740690

Did you dream of ponies?

>>26740691
>bigmac shipping

no, I totally didn't just paint over big mac

>>26740701
What about em?

>>26740698
Cool. You're using the Restoration Patch? I always do a quick edit of the custom XP table and set it so that my level caps early, which makes me plot out my skill point use a lot more strictly.

>>26740691
Although that's AJ/Rarity, I'm gonna draw something about that ship

with that shortfic that chistery wrote yesterday

>>26740664
But she's the element of Generosity!
She put her head in a trashcan for her friends. Surely she would help someone she knew for so much time

>>26740701
Let me guess, she got drunk, and posted here about it. Or she left forever, Again.

>>26740672
I came.

>>26740722
Now do a panel of her as a kid with the Settler Ponies!
That'll be the FIRST panel.

>>26740723
she's back!

>>26740754
any ones in particular or just somewhere in appleoosa? what should she be doing?

Hey /co/
I gotta fart really bad.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/Yaridovich

PONY SYNTUBE STREAMIN

>>26740815

>>26740761
Cool. Very cool.

>>26740781
Just her as a kid, she grew up with them but moved to Ponyville when she was old enough as that was simply not the life for her. If you include Lil' Braeburn, I'm sure everyone will love you.

>>26740839
kay

>>26740781
As for what she's doing.
Hmm...
Sweating, looking uncomfortable perhaps.

>>26740496
alright, one minute. im guessing you were asking me.

>>26740749
hey jesus i did some humanized octavia of my own
>>26739964
>>26739964

The CMC were incontrovertibly the shittiest characters on the show.

>>26740897
>were
>implying they won't be back in season 2

>>26740897
I know right?

Fucking annoying and tacked on as shit. I almost dropped the series when Call of the Cutie came out.

>>26740897

>>26740879
They took her face off! Like in that movie Face off! Just kidding, It's looking pretty good.

>>26740897
that's not how you spell twist

>mfw I love CMC episodes and Apple Bloom is my favorite

>>26740961
Twist is my favorite pony
;_;

>>26740410
Rarity had come by Sweet Apple Acres to convince Applejack to model for her when she found her eyes drawn to Big Mac's muscled limbs. She cozied up next to him, "Oh Macintosh, you know a stallion of your amazing build is QUITE the," she paused to giggle, "rarity in these parts."

"Eeeyup," he replied.

"You know, a girl like me could think of a number of uses for a fellow like you," she said as she playfully ran a hoof down his foreleg. "Maybe you could come by a little later, make yourself... useful," she purred into his ear.

"Eeeyup."

>>26740981

>>26740937
>Scootaloo
Stupid, arrogant tomboy.
>Sweetie
Ditzy girly-girl.
>Applebloom
Girl next door.

>>26740927
>season 2 comes out
>read the sypnopsis for episode 7
>"oh man this is gonna be a CMC episode. That fucking su-"
>In the episode they grow up to be teenagers, less annoying, cuter and still looking for their cutie marks

>>26740942
no she's disgiused as as faceless. thanks anyway, i plan on inking it and everything

>>26740991

>Rarity
>purring

Oh come now Pacce we both know that only Gilda purrs like a kitten

i like the cutie mark crusaders.

>>26740977
Applebloom was an awesome character before CMC

Why is there no porn of Twist?

candybag make me a desktop pony and i promise i will stop shipping :3

>>26740977
It's aww-righttt~!!!!!

>>26741003
Hey GK, I wrote yours too, because it fascinated me:
>>26740425

>>26741043

>>26741032
She didn't even have a character beyond Swarm of the Century.

>>26741041
There is. Why do you people always ask stupid questions?

>>26741060
Candybag make me a desktop pony and I promise I won't START shipping!

>>26741041
No, just no

>>26741060
Candybag make me a desktop pony and I promise that Candybagx(A tripfag of your choice) will be my OTP

>>26741060
>rainbow dash
>horn
what?

>>26741060
Don't do it man

She's bluffing.

>>26741080
powerfisting her ass.

not what I had expected when I requested, but it's juice.

>>26741060
Candybag finish my desktop pony and I might just draw you those pictures. MIGHT...

>>26741084

>>26741060

>>26741105
that's not a power fist
power fist = fallout
that's a power GLOVE
from Nintendo

>>26741071
she was the best pony of Bridle Gossip. the whole finding your cutie mark thing pretty much annihilated her personality

>>26740991
Later, at Carousel Boutique, Rarity lounged on her couch facing the door in her most exciting evening wear as waited for Big Mac's call. She had to restrain herself from squealing when his silhouette shown at the window and he knocked on the door. "Come in," she called.

Big Mac entered and craned his neck around the boutique. "So how can I make myself useful?"

Rarity stood up from the couch and let her negligee slip from one should, "Just come right over here and I'm sure you'll figure it out."

Big Mac came over obediently and after a moment's hesitation flipped Rarity's couch onto his back. "So where you want me to move it ma'am?" Rarity stared at both the incredible feat of strength and at the incredible density of the pony who pulled it off.

>>26741098

Twist is such an awesome character that no one would ever make porn of her, ever.

>>26741127
I know, dumbass.

>>26741111
what pictures?

>>26741156
Candybag, make a giant dick for desktop ponies and I promise I will get a tripfag to suck your dick

>>26741174
>gets called out on an error
>calls the other person dumbass
shut the fuck up, faceless

>>26741152
Oops, that was supposed to be she "let her negligee slip from one shouldER"

Oh well.
There ya go. Quick and dirty.

>>26741169
I see what you're doing
Stop it, stop it now

>>26741200
>hurf durf durf

>>26741204
ever

>>26741190

>>26741189
Oh!In that case,never mind.I'll teach you american english instead!

Suckmyoff, if you're still in here, did you get your scanner fixed?

I'm that guy that shows up every like 2 months and asks you about that request you drew ages ago. The Diamong Dogs+Dragon one?

Anychance you've got it ready to be posted or can I track it down in the archive somewhere?

Thanks in advance

>>26741112

>>26741169
Redheads are pretty hot though, I would if I could.

Why are we posting reaction images

>>26741127

>Power fist = fallout

Fallout's powerfists are second rate.. and second hand too

>>26741234
Agreed.

>>26741216
>>26741169
>Begging for Faceless to make a Twist fic

>>26741241
I dunno, just keep posting words in retaliation

>>26741241
you're posting in a rp thread

Man, this is I why I make people wait 6 months for stories.
No one cares for speedy delivery.

>>26741246
Fallout is more fun than Warhammer or 40k for most people

>>26741266

>>26741210
>get called out for being an asshat
>"hurr durr"
Shut the fuck up, faceless

>>26741266
He did, but it wasn't solo

>>26741282

>>26741217
Candybag, do fuckever you want, and I'll not think you're my personal army!

>>26741282
hey, the guy asked for quick and shitty

you delivered quick and shitty

we appreciate your efforts

>>26741282
I read it, I didn't even notice the shoulder bit

>>26741323
YAY!
PRAISE!
Now I can move on.

>>26741320

>>26741288

>popularity = good

And what you said still doesnt alter my original statement.

40k powerfists > FO powerfists

>>26741210
Hi, Faceless. Did you miss me?

Trying to derail another thread again, hmm? Sounds like fun. Need any help? Or shall we both keep our heads down and let this thread though in peace?

>>26741266
I already did one though?

>>26741320
Candybag already made me my own personal desktop army.

>>26741352
That's like the cutest reply ever...

>>26741266
>Mfw when i am imagining Twist speaking dirty to me and telling me all about how good she feels

>>26741380
He didn't use either words, he said fun

>>26741380
bitch, did I use either of the words "popular" or "good"? No, I did not. I said that Fallout is more fun to a lot of people.

>>26741400
>stick your hoyvin in my flayven

>>26741400
>spikewhyboner:jpg

>>26741411
but that doesn't change what he said, that 40k had power fists first, and they outclass fallout's.

>>26741397
>Mac skin on windows

>>26741421
ride me, you goyim

>>26741452
Isn't that just Vista?

>>26741409
>>26741411

My original point still stands

>>26741392

>>26740410
"Ah, Big Macintosh, so good to see you in town!" Rarity said, quite surprised that Mac had made the trip from the farm. She had seen him coming up the road from the window in her boutique just a minute ago, and had rushed around in an attempt to fix herself up before he walked by. A bead of sweat formed just below her horn.

"Oh, afternoon, Rarity," Mac said, with that slow drawl that drove her crazy every time. "Just stoppin' by to pick up a few things for the fields."

He kept walking by, the stalk of grain hanging from his mouth whipping around in the light breeze. Rarity closed the window and jumped over to the door, nearly knocking it off its hinges as she plowed through it to get outside.

"Surely you'll be staying for lunch, though?" Rarity asked, a hint of desperation in her voice. "There's a fantastic little bistro just a few doors down from me. My treat."

"'Fraid not, ma'am. We're powerful busy back at the farm today. Caint spare a moment."

>>26741472
Mah nigga

>>26741466
I don't know either games, but it sounds like you point was an opinion. Unless you were saying one had it before the other, that would be a fact.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP
I CAN'T CONCENTRATE

>>26741452
its actually XP.Its a pretty shitty laptop.

>>26741464
Eeenope, you can tell by the fact that it looks nothing like vista

>>26741503

Faceless already did a Twist/Applebloom fic.

It was decent.

>>26741501

Fallout took the idea of powerfists from 40k... but I wasnt talking about that... I was talking about which representation of the concept was the better one

And of course I dont really care...I'm just tired and having fun messing around with people before I abandon this thread.

I'm so bored

>>26740761
I may have never read a Chistery fic, but I feel proud knowing I, in a way, sparked this.

Also, the CMC are my favorite characters [spoilers]Show Stoppers is my second favorite episode[/spoilers]

>>26741533
He needs to do a solo with her the girls' age

>>26741558
My Zebra!

>>26741558
>the CMC are my favorite characters

>>26741567
...PoVguy as a kid?

>>26741567
No he doesn't

>>26741554
Power Fists were a last minute decision actually. They realized Unarmed was lacking in decent weapons and that if you focused on unarmed you'd get your ass handed to you constantly in endgame.

this thread is so very peculiar. I cant tell what the fuck is going on

>>26741558
welp, I just fucked up my spoilers

>>26741567

Why don't you do one?

>>26741554
Well upon rereading, if by outclass you mean 40k powerfists kills a guy in one hit, and FO powerfists kills a guy in two, that would be fact as well.

>>26741472
What, you couldn't be bothered to make the background match Yotusuba B? Pathetic. Here, let me give you a better version...

>>26741587
ss, reverse the pedo angle? That would be a first in your fics, right? do want

>>26741655
>implying I wasn't waiting for a reason

Wow with all this CMC love and I have to remind everyone that I'm having a CMC drinking game in just under ten hours on my synctube.

>>26741494
"Well, ah," Rarity stammered, trying to think of any reason to keep Mac around for the next few hours. "What exactly is it you need to shop for? I may have just what you need inside."

She motioned over to her store with her right hoof. Mac slowed, then stopped, then slowly craned his neck around to get a look at whatever it was Rarity was pointing at. He looked the building up and down.

"Mm, don't think a place like that could have what I'm in need of, but thank ya kindly."

He moseyed along. Rarity was frozen in her tracks. He was a tough nut to crack, that was certain. She racked her brain once again, in a panic now. Her mind hadn't caught up with her mouth by the time she decided to try again.

"Macintosh!" she shouted from behind him, many yards now seperating the two of them. He turned around and looked her in the eyes, confused. Rarity looked at the ground, scrunched her eyelids, bit her lip... and finally, after a long silence, exhaled in defeat.

"Nevermind."

Mac gave her a polite nod and made towards the center of town. Rarity could only watch him for a minute or two before she retreated back into her boutique, shaking her head the whole way.

>>26741668
...mnaaah, PoVguy is supposed to represent the reader, and setting him as a child already there ruins some of the immersion.

>>26741687

>>26741687
>>26741494

Pretty decent

>>26741696
You mean you don't have the skill to represent an actual character, so just make a puppet have sex with a pony shaped puppet without any emotion or car chases?

>>26741720
induring marker magic trick

>>26741720

>>26741351
Are you working on something?

>>26741626
I'll give it my best shot

I'm just talking out my ass here, but if AppleJack is a woman, she would have slighty tanned skin, that would be boner inducing

>>26741687
>>26741494

Thanks, I'm depressed now.

foreverararity.jpg

>>26741696
What if the reader is female?

or underage?

>>26741740

>>26741672
...touché.

>>26741716
Thanks! Think the fanfic approval mafia over at EqD will post it if I expand it a bit?

>>26741726
You wake up. You are John Freeman. You are very EMOTIONAL today. your FEELINGS levels are maximum. You are (20) years old. You have brown hair, green eyes, perked pig-nose, and a slackjaw. You're skinny and frail. You're of average length, and you're sporting an average junk.

You go WEST, to Twilight Sparkle. You enter Twilight Sparkle. You mosey around inside Twilight Sparkle, singing various cartoon songs. You're flushed out. Your FEELINGS have decreased. You go to bed.

wo lo lo.

>>26741752
1/1000 ratio of that happening means PoVguy is a guy.

and in the off-chance that it's a child, well...

gtfo, simply put.

>>26741772
It needed a car chase.

>>26741768
>fanfic approval mafia

I lol'd

>>26741772
Stop

>mfw nobody appreciates my marker trick

>>26741801
Buy the downloadable DLC "John Freeman in 'Feelings Chase Dreams!'" for 20£ on STEAM!

>>26741768
Yes.

And i might read it if you make it extremely depressing.

any older twist art out there?

>faceless
>ex-CR
>getting in individual arguments

I mean, when you fought each other, it was unbearably annoying, but at least you kept it in one place

>>26741843
We were arguing? I'm sorry..

>>26741830
Define "extremely depressing."

Like... Rarity kills herself at the end?

>>26741840

>>26741840
>god-princess Twist

NO

NO NO NO

FUCKING HELL NO

ABSOLUTELY NOT NEVER EVER IN A BILLION YEARS FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT

>>26741865
Make it soul crushingly sad, maybe some denial and acceptance in there somewhere.

Maybe suicide, if you think it calls for it

>>26741884

You seem upset.

>>26741884
Aw, why wouldn't we want a cute dorky ginger pony for princess?

herp

There def. needs to be some art of sexy older twist.

maybe something in a sitting down in an deep armchair, hind legs crossed, suckling on a candy cane she's holding in her hoof, looking at you with bedroom eyes and her curly long hair swirling down her body.
Brb, towels.

>>26739757
You sound upset.

>>26741891
>>26741865
Upon thinking about this for a few minutes, I genuinely believe Rarity is the least-likely member of the Big Six to ever give thought to suicide.

She'd be more likely to leave town if things got too uncomfortable for her.

god-princess Twist is really cute

>>26741934
That'll come out nice

>>26741936
Oh, and of course she's wearing her half-rim glasses as well.

>>26741891
Its been a while since my last sadfic.

Reminds me, i should continue that, pinkie battles with her subconscious one I started and never finished

>>26741772
...alright, credit where it's due: That was pretty damn funny.

>>26741829
>refer to image

>>26741843
I'm not arguing. I'm deterring. There's a difference.

>>26740052
Seconded.

>>26741940
Pinkie could, Rainbow could, I dunno about any of the others. If Applejack killed herself through overwork would that still be suicide?

but yeah, Rarity wouldn't kill herself, maybe start fresh elsewhere after giving away everything she owned.

>>26741768
If you don't write this, I will. I've already got five or six potential scenes floating around in my head using what you just wrote as foundation.

You have two weeks to knock this out or I'm going to swoop in and do it myself.

>>26740052
>>26741964
Oh god, why did you have to remind of that.

>>26741973
everyone can kill themselves

all you have to do is
push.
the right.
button.

I imagine hers would be her vanity, if she lost her good looks and her success, then what is she? Just another fucking mule

Or inversely she gets addicted to her own cosmetic beauty, grows too subconscious about it, pushing others away for either being inferior or because she thinks she herself is ugly.

So after the power has returned Rarity is ready to leave the village. Will she survive?
Or will what's-his-face who maybe still lives find her and complete his revenge?

>>26742050
She loves herself, but that's not why she lives. You take away her beauty, and she'll find beauty in other people. You take away her ability to help people, and she'll try to help them some other way. I think you'd have to break her to damn near the point of death anyway.

>>26741973
>If Applejack killed herself through overwork would that still be suicide?

If she overworked intentionally to kill herself then yes. Though that's something Big Mac would do since he only gets a breaks from work if he's hurt. And probably got tired of all the work and responsibility.

does anyone have a side-view picture of one of the younger pegasus jocks from cutie mark chronicles?

>>26742074
I think she'd see that as giving up, though. I can see her gritting her teeth and carrying on, to the point she makes a stupid mistake and is too weak to recover from it, but never intentionally killing herself.

>>26742069
Head to Klamath.
Talk to Tor.

>>26742071
then do something that means she wont be able to find beauty in others. Its ironic the pinkie joker pic was posted.

What if someone did something to sweetie. How would she be able to trust anyone then? Where we she find beauty in ponies after that? I know I wouldnt

>>26742090
?

>>26742111
Well this is easy...
Critical hit after critical hit...

>>26742098
Which is why Big Mac would do it. You loose judgment and morality if you're a loner. He'd probably be really blunt about it.

>>26742127
cheers

>>26739742
Envy and Caluriri

>>26742090
Or this?

>>26742115
She'd probably have to move away - far away - and start over. Never really trusting anybody again, true, but you don't have to trust somebody to make them look fabulous, and you don't have to trust somebody to help them. You could help more if you could trust them, but who could really trust anybody after what she'd been through?

>>26741973
The way i see it the more emotionally unstable and rash a pony is the more likely it is to commit suicide. Ponies like Dash, Pinkie, Scootaloo are clear contenders.

But there are always exceptions, and i think Fluttershy would be most prone to rash, illogical thinking.

>>26741955
He ran a pretty amusing quest once.

>>26742170
true, fluttershy might do it in the heat of the moment. Pinkie or Dash, without support, I can see premeditating it, but a few bad days for fluttershy could tip her over the edge

>>26742170
People who appear to have their shit together at all times are the ones who are most likely to be dying/dead on the inside and prone to suicide. That's why any time someone kills themselves, their family and friends are all like "We're so shocked this happened! I mean, he was a quiet guy who basically kept to himself, but he seemed pretty happy and normal!"

Rarity wears her emotions on her sleeves when she gets upset. In SFS and GIYC, she was visibly crestfallen about the way things had turned out and made it VERY clear to her friends that she was super-bummed.

>>26742163
I imagine fashion as something very personal. Good fashion at least.

She's a possessional tailor, so she builds the outfits for the ponies who are her clients from the ground up. Draawing on the beauty she sees in them to make into a dress. or some other shit, in any case its the extension of what you find beautiful about the other person. If she couldnt do that, and she couldnt be generous to others cause she thought she'd get hurt, then where is she? Fucking stuck on equestria with all these other ugly animals who she cant do shit for. What other options does she have?

>>26742170
>Dash, Pinkie, Scootaloo are clear contenders.
That's why they are comforting each other maybe a bit too much at times...

does anyone have the colored version of this?

I just got done watching the full third season of Moral Orel and you guys are still managing to make me more depressed.

Stop it.

>>26742016
I'm already on top of it. Firing off an outline as we speak.

>>26742190
who?
>>26742233
I wouldnt use that as the rule. All the people I remember who killed themselves were very emotional on the outside. People just need time to think, and the right frame of mind

>>26742163
She'd probably have to loose everything. Not just material belongings but her train of thought as well. Then again at that point anyone would want to kill themselves no matter how stable or independent they are. The next one in line would be Twilight. If she looses her friends she'd probably just go back to her old self. If she lost all her books she would find new ones. Though if she lost her sight she'd be done for. No friend and nothing to live for.

I personally love how Railgunner's pony faces look

>everyone hates twist
.... What.

She's gonna be a heartbreaker when she gets older. Speech ticks and imperfections smooth out sometime around early in high-school, or whatever ponies have.

>>26742319

She had, like, 2 lines of dialogue.

What the fuck are you basing this on?

>>26742239
I think you'd have to do a pretty terrible thing to make her lose trust in people that completely. Like have all of ponyville band together to murder sweetie belle in a horrible fashion while she helplessly watches sort of thing. Anything less and, while she wouldn't let her guard down, I think she could still rationalise it as there being some sick ponies in the wold.

>>26742319

She'll still look like a cross between the jew-demons who haunted Hitler's nightmares and Jabba the Hutt after liposuction.

>>26742316
Except in her case, she has the social status (and likely money) to hire a full time transcriber (or whatever the opposite is).

You'd have to blind her AND deafen her, and even then magic must have some kind of tactile response because she can use it without direct line of sight.

I mean, obviously you can drive anybody to suicide if you take away everything they love and leave no possible hope of ever getting better, but the things you'd have to do for that are... above and beyond what is reasonable. You want to kill somebody that badly just stab them already.

>>26742316
Twilight would be a tough pony to crack, but i think with just the right amount of stress, isolation and maybe being insulted by mentor/Celestia would set her over the edge.

>>26742316
if she lost celestia, you mean. after losing her friends, i mean

HOPPIP!
Here's my basic ideas for the 8 panel comic!
Feel free to ask questions!
I'll provide a full script later.

>>26742351
On the basis of what evidence, exactly?

>>26742377
Twilight's over the edge is a little less SELF destructive, though. Goodbye, ponyville, you shouldn't have given twilight so much trouble.

>>26742377

Twilight is clearly hyper-dependent on Celestia's approval, and Celestia is a notorious troll. Am I the only one who can see Twi taking one of Celestia's pranks at face value (not getting the joke) and killing herself because she thinks her mentor hates her now?

>>26742392
aww, no mcdonalds?

>>26742392
I read that as "Apple diapers"

hey, do you have a colored version of Roogna's OC?

>>26742403

>>26742427

I'm not sure there is a colored version. I haven't seen it if there is.

>>26742413
Celestia probably knows Twilight too well to do that, though. She's practically her mother, really.

>>26742420
Well, you can model the sandwich shack on McDonald's.

But I just thought it'd be cool if her idea turned a little stand into a thriving business

>>26742296
>who?
Faceless

>>26742427
Ew, OC.

But no, I do not.

>>26742413
Not at all. I image she would need to roll the events of Celestia around in her head for awhile, maybe a week, lashing out at friends once or twice, until she comes to some sort of self destructive decision.

octavia was sent to the gala as a freelancer to assassinate princess celestia but a "local mare" ruined everything.

discuss.

>>26742403

Mcdonalds ponies confirmed to be in australia next. who can buy me 40 pinkies and mail it to US.

>>26742450
apple dippers are a happy meal thing. Maybe the line can be of parents with their kids?

ooh ooh more ideas

after PP accidentally discovers the dippers, maybe the boss was getting complaints that the happy meals aren't healthy enough, and then PP overhears and thinks she might be able to help

>>26742494
Celestia is a chessmaster

>>26742494
Who sent her?

What was the motive behind the assassination plot? What did those involve hope to gain from this?

Why assassinate her at the GGG, of all the times and places?

How was the assassination to be carried out?

>>26742494
Mares Bond.

what the fuck are you doing twilight

>>26742115
There's a story were Sweetie bugged her so much while she was trying to overcome her OCD that she hit Sweetie in the head with a brick and walled her up while she was making extension to the boutique

>>26742494

Why the hell can't I stop looking at this picture?

>>26742508
Suuuuuure, that can be between her working at the shop and having her break.

I've made my first pony drawing.

Critiques?

>>26742532
>/co/ i gotta fart superbad

does anyone have the applebloom on the toilet i need it to compete set. i know ive seen it before

>>26742543
Head to body ratio looks a bit off.

>>26742523
she was doing it for money hence freelancer. maybe a rivaling country, e.g. soviet union. they wanted to leave an influence thats why the ggg.

>>26742543
Pretty fucking good.