you're a worthless faggot and I hate your guts, NH4NO3

eating cake before bed

sup, chavs?

>>26731375
I agree

I hope Luna isn't a little bitch like how the fanon portrays her as in season 2.

Amazing. The three worst pony tripfags in the first five posts.

>>26731404
>everyone's face when Luna shows up in ponyville with her boyfriend

>>26731276

Awwwww is the poor little Earth pony mad that he doesn't have magic?
Gonna cry again?

>>26731432
Lets go 4 for 7!

>>26731432
>mfw I'm not Faceless

>>26731468
shut up, you're actually good

>>26731460
my captcha says yes
>crying engine

>>26731434
>Pic

>>26731439
I can hear her asking Spike to look for a particular book. She's doing it out of habit, but half way through, she remembers she can't read it.

>>26731403
Lace Guitarra, a bard pony.

I'm looking for fic requests. Any takers?

>>26731508
luna arguing with celestia about going into town

but she's actually been seeing big mac behind her back

>>26731508
Rarity and Applejack in Mortal Kombat

>>26731504
>I can hear her asking Spike to look for a particular book. She's doing it out of habit, but half way through, she remembers she can't read it.

lol ponies

>>26731491
Sorry, I had too

>>26731434

>mfw Luna shows up in ponyville with her boyfriend

Who gives a shit about Luna?

>>26731504
Darn it, didn't load.

>>26731508
Spike has to go buy groceries in the market because Twilight is busy. He meets the background ponies and befriends them. Possibly making a second Elements of Harmony group.

>>26731522
I endorse this

is this real or edit

>>26731460
shut up jecht, you're dead

dead people dont talk

>>26731569
Edit

>>26731569
>CAD
>genuinely funny
>genuinely relevant
You get to pick one

>>26731592
>CAD
Nigga is you serious?

>>26731524
Oh god...


But she's Celestia's favorite student. Surely in a world where magic can transform mice in horrible horse hybrids it could cure blindness. Especially if it's cast by a goddess...

>>26731504
Alright, I'll continue the quest.

You decide to follow this pink ponie back to the local sweet shop. Upon entering you are confident your flirting is going to pay off, as you enter the pitch black building you start toreach out towards the pony. Suddenly the lights flicker on and it seems half the town is present. They all yell "Surprise!" and you realize this "party" is an acual party.

What do you do?

>>26731563
>Spike has to go buy groceries in the market because Twilight is busy. He meets the background ponies and befriends them. Possibly making a second Elements of Harmony group.

Challenge accepted.

>watch two awesome movies via stream, Super and Hot Fuzz.
>Its already late and I really should be going to bed.
>Pony thread is up on front page.
My life control ... it is gone

>>26731592
That's not CAD.

That's Penny Arcade.

>>26731633
Force of habit. Go look at the filename. Point stands, though, for both comics.

>>26731655

>My life control ... it is gone

Dubs picks what episode I rewatch

ALREADY PICKED:
Over a Barrel
Best Night Ever
Stare Master
Green Isn't Your Color
Show Stoppers
Call of the Cutie
Dog and Pony Show
Cutie Mark Chronicles

>>26731655
You lost control the moment you opened the first pony thread...
From there is just a matter of time till you realize it.

>>26731693
ABITH

Ok, this is the 3rd time I've ever post a pony drawing, so once again, I hope I get some good criticism that helps me out with my drawings.

Be as harsh as need be to help me out.

Spoiler for OC Ponies

>>26731693
Pilot

>>26731693
Suited for Success

>>26731718
I was gonna tell you to ask Ponychan but then i lol'd

>>26731693
Sonic Rainboom.

>>26731693
bridal gossip

>>26731476
>mfw
>not Faceless

Redundant much?

>>26731741
>bridal gossip

>>26731644
Wow
Pinkie
Those are some, uh, nice balloons on your shirt.

>>26731693
FPK

>>26731763
Hmm ...

>>26731763
Why is Pinkie the groom?

>>26731787
her dick's bigger, obviously

>>26731655

Draw a pony with a GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

>>26731787
Why wouldn't she?

>>26731761
I wish that was intentional

>>26731776
If you write a Rose Tinted Wedding I will gutfuck you.

>>26731718

>Guile Pony VS Heavy Weapons Party Pony

You are perfect material for FlockDraw! Stop in sometime.

>>26731776

Night Thread!

Ahhh yeaaaahhhhh.

>>26731800

You posted a Party of One pic. Looks like i'm watching Party of One.

>>26731787
Because PinkieDash is still the only ship where Dash is incapable of being aggressive/alpha.

This was damn well confirmed in Party of One.

Celestia was here
Luna's a whore

>>26731839
Party of One is best saved for second to last.

>>26731854

I can never see this image without bursting into laughter for some reason.

Last digit is my # of shots

>>26731800

Hey CANDYBAG, somebody posted your OC pony deep-sixing in Rarity on Ponibooru. They think it's her brother.

>>26731880
GODDAMMIT

>>26731880
NO ALCOHOL FOR YOU

>>26731880
Poor guy.

>>26731880
80 shots, eh? Good luck.

>>26731877
What about this one?

>>26731880
whoops!

>>26731880
kinda lol'd
alcohol is bad for you anyway
stay sober tonight and reflect upon your life

>>26731883
oh god no

Link?

>>26731880

>>26731826
Oh god her eyes are boring into my essence. Why? WHY?!

>>26731905

>>26731920
DON'T DO THIS

why doesnt anybody love me anymore?

am i not pony enough?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=znZXkRMj9Bw

Graduation speech off of My Little Pony.

>>26731880
ok that didn't work, here's the real number

>>26731943
last digit was a 0, that defaults to the next digit. so it's either 8 or 80

>>26731912

That one two, that artist just tickles me for some reason.

>>26731931
do it for her

>>26731921

Sure bro, here you go.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/23225

>>26731920
Sorry Fluttershy, if I reflect on my life, I'm going to be sadder than I already am. Might as well be sad drunk. Rerollin' for # of shots

>>26731957
Not today, not tomorrow, not ever

>>26731965
no it doesn't

it's 0 the number of shots

>>26731920
Dr. fluttershy why you give such poor advice?

>>26731961
Nice.

>>26731944
>>26731977
>>26731989
Some sad bros up in here tonight!
Why so sorrowful my friends?

>>26731920
>alcohol is bad for you anyway
Bartender here, studies have shown that moderate amounts of various alcohol are actually good for you. At the very least moderate amounts of any alcohol is not bad for you in the least.

>>26731961
Let a real man handle this.
This is the real number

>>26731957

>>26731957
if my post ends in an odd number i will watch this whole thing

I know people in real life that post this pony shit. So I screencap it and put it away in a folder for future use. Later in life when they try to get a real job or signifcant other I'll barrage them with this shit. That's what it's like for those of us with taste. Please die.

>>26732036
OH THANK GOD

>>26732029
May your liver rest in pace

>allmymoney

>>26732043
nah

>>26731569
The original said Deviantart pages.

>>26732043
Your autism is showing

>>26732043
I think you might be a sociopath, sir or madam

>>26732049
>implying 9 ounces of alcohol in one night will damage your liver.
Damn when did /co/ get so many underage people?

>>26730965
> Oh no Twilight has gone blind how could this happen?

I HATE you. I really do.

>>26732043
Right, because anyone gives a shit about how people used to waste their time.

>>26732074
when I stopped drinking the FIRST time I was homeless what, in 2002

>>26731957
It can't be that bad...
>10 seconds in
Fuck everything

>>26731957
in b4 two dozen videos like this one are uploaded in the next week

>MS drawing human having sex with Pinkie and Twilight

>>26732055

>Jason goes to Ponyville

That won't end well. Although, I'm sure worse things exist in the Everfree Forest than Jason.

>>26732025
As much as I want to bitch about my problems, this isn't Ponychan, so I'll refrain from doing so and take my shots.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Om0QGotmKEahScvABByG3fo5xT1gMqoK9a6S6C-S1PM/edit?hl=en_US&au
thkey=CMm9yqsE

>>26731969
The flutes of champagne wavered a little unsteadily along their line of vision. Both brides couldn't quite understand what was going on-

"YOU TWO are the BEST bridal clients I have EVER had," Rarity's words oozed, absinthe-scented. The flutes bobbed unsteadily, her magic wavering in and out. Dash took both in hoof and tried to smile blithely.

"Thanks, Rarity. The dress you made was great."

Pinkie clapped her hooves together, "And the tux! The tux was great!"

Rarity poured herself messily about the collar of both mares, "Nnno, you don' unnerstan', you have the most AMAZING proportions to work with." She hiccuped and carried on, "An' - an' I just wanted to thank you for asking me to do it and choosin' the fabrics an'-"

Pinkie laughed and kissed Dash, narrowly missing Rarity's snout now weaving between them. Breaking away, "It made for a perfect day and a pretty pony party!"

Dash smiled, face tucking into her lacy white dress. She'd thought it totally over-the-top, but now she thought of the photos and the wedding procession and all the smiling faces in the crowd - it was beautiful. She felt beautiful.

Rarity proffered a letter from her satchel, magic tumbling and whirling it about like a fish in a strong stream, "Wwwwellll the other girls and I thought you could use a little vacation."

Dash tore the letter open, blushing, "You really shouldn't have-"

Rarity smiled as Dash's eyes scanned the contents of the letter, her tone becoming far more crisp and ... keen.

"The Hotel del Agustin, Canterlot. One week tour, small royal junket on day five, loooovely accommodations. I think you'll find the honeymoon suite has thicker walls."

>>26732027
Bullshit. It's one of the most harmful substances, and the intoxication one gains from it isn't even very entertaining.

Legalize weed and LSD, and put alcohol and tobacco on the schedule.
Eyup.

>>26732125
>people request art
>it gets drawn

>>26731957
had to stop watching after 20 seconds

so much rage

>>26732153
...Did you read the same thing I read?

Yes, a lot of alcohol is shit for you. He said 'moderate amounts'. Come on, brosky.

greasemonkey script:

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916

to filter all tripcode users just type "!" in the tripcode field.

>>26732134
It's cool bro I don't actually give a shit anyway

Who's your favorite pony dude?

>>26732153
>It's one of the most harmful substances,
http://www2.potsdam.edu/hansondj/AlcoholAndHealth.html
>Moderate drinkers tend to have better health and live longer than those who are either abstainers or heavy drinkers.
>In addition to having fewer heart attacks and strokes, moderate consumers of alcoholic beverages (beer, wine and distilled spirits or liquor) are generally less likely to suffer strokes, diabetes, arthritis, enlarged prostate, dementia (including Alzheimer's disease), and several major cancers.

Again, bartender, I know my facts man.

>and the intoxication one gains from it isn't even very entertaining.
Sounds like your opinion to me.

>>26732151
Pinkie bubbled excitedly, "Oh oh oh oh Dashie! We don't have to save up for our trip! We can go now! Oh thank you thank you thank you everyone!"

Dash nodded appreciatively, her tone not dropping below "very pleasant," "And - and you know the accommodations are ... as they are because ..."

"I asked," smoothed Rarity, "And Hoity's husband's door swings both ways ..."

>>26731977
Did someone say alcohol?

>>26732194
Thanks! I probably won't use this much here though.

>>26732151
>I think you'll find the honeymoon suite has thicker walls.
I love you
Rarity is drinking because of AJ, isn't she?

>>26732194
Ah. Yes. Filter out everyone that produces art and writing in the threads here.

>>26732153
MDMA and psilocybin, too

>>26732125
I notice you didn't post it, thoguh

Random question, if you could take one Background Pony, and not make them part of the mane six, but give them one episode in which they are the mane focus, what BG pony would it be?

You can think up a plot to if you're so inclined.

is MS streaming? post link

Repost because I accidentally the enormous filesize.

>>26731504
>>26731524
>>26731638
This is coming along.

I need some more painting lessons, but none of our painty drawfriends do guides.

>>26732267
he's calling it a night

>>26732260
Lyra

>>26732210
You can pull up bullshit studies online to back just about anything.

That's all lies. Alcohol is a huge industry it's probably a paid study.

Step it up and quit being a sheep, you're killing yourself. Experience real better living through chemistry and quit settling for shitty poisons like alcohol. It's only legal cause it keeps to poor working class masses down in their ditch.

>>26732243
>Rarity is drinking because of AJ, isn't she?
Maybe.

>>26732260
Just what happened to this guy?

>>26732299
Cool source, bro.

>>26732225
wait what?

>>26732260
Bonbon

The episode follows her catering Lyra's birthday party, and continuously getting distracted by background ponies and as a result, having her food blow up in her face. There would be speaking cameos from basically every notable background pony

>>26732260
Colgate.

>>26732260
...OPPP. She has some of the easier to convert material, given she's a parent, and it'd be interesting to see how many ways fanon can be smashed in one episode.

>>26731818
Like, so deep, into her guts?

>>26732299
>this fucking guy

>>26732299
Nope, there are chemical processes in our liver that seem specifically dedicated to dealing with mild to moderate amounts of alcohol with no ill effect.

>>26732201
It's some kind of odd tie between Dash & Twilight.

>>26732226
That was me. I'd totally give you some applejack if I could

>>26732125

>>26732260
hands down, Vinyl Scratch!
one of the best BG ponies ever

>>26732318

>>26732299
>Step it up and quit being a sheep
Oh god my sides.

I posted a source, and I've read quite a bit on the subject considering my occupation. But yeah, you know more because you got your eyes open man. You don't let the man get you down, man.

>>26732340
Yeah your liver is there to filter out harmful poisons. But it's kind of like the safety rope that's used when you go rock climbing: it's best to test it as little as possible. Don't strain it just because you can.

>>26731957
>so many retards like this
>so many furries
>the asspie wired article

it looks like this fandom is going down the toilet fast. how long will you stay in it.

>>26732165
>this excuse again

>>26732375
I'm confused as in "I'm bad at English and I don't understand a word you just said"

Meanwhile, on FlockDraw.

>>26732326

That...would be.... adorable.

someone post new MS pic

>>26732165
I want pony on pony porn, I'm just never around when requests are being taken.

>>26732129

You may have a point there.

pic related,

Anyone else have family or friends accidentally see some of your pony? How did it go?

My dad saw my desktop wallpaper of Twilight in her Gala dress and said something about what's that beautiful pony-horse, I said it was from a TV show.

Even parents agree Twi is a hottie

>>26732367
>Sickened
>By regular fucking porn

You fags are the reason I doubt this fandom.
You're complaining about NORMAL HUMAN PORN BEING DISGUSTING.

THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND, WHYDONCHA.

>>26732377
You're a fucking bartender man not a scientist. What do you know? Try some of the real substances sometime you'll see how you're being deceived. You're just a pawn, Anonymous. And you're proud of being a tool too, that's pretty sad.

>>26732476
human fucking ponies

>>26732476
It's a human fucking two ponies. Rethink your argument.

>>26732476
No, in all likelihood it's human on pony.

I don't know for sure, but that was the theme earlier.

>>26732260

Elizabeak

Hey, has Cloudkicker been seen outside of Fall Weather Friends?

I've been wondering.

>>26732415
>Kung fu twilight

Possible sensei medotation master or hopeless karate screw up?

Can someone post a picture of humanized CMC? No porn, please.

>>26732483
>some of the real substances
Substances aren't necessary at all.

>>26732483
And you're just a fucking hippie that thinks weed and LSD opens your fucking mind. I'm pretty sure the other anon knows more about this subject than you man, just let it go.

>>26732507
no

>>26731519
>>26731519
>>26731519

I'm afraid Big Mac won't be seeing Luna anymore.

>>26732512

>>26732476
It's really no different than watching someone draw their Bunny fursona fucking Scootaloo in front of everyone in a livestream.

Kinda shocking, but you get over it.

>>26732483
>this is what stoners actually believe

If only...

>>26732476
I cant access livestream from my phone. Im super curious as to wats going on in there.

>>26732375
>she's a fan of both Pokemon and MLP

I must find this girl. It's my destiny

>>26732519
They do. While on the other hand, alcohol dulls your mind and leaves you depressed, wallowing in your self-loathing. And yet it's celebrated, while the other is denied. It's a travesty really. But everyone goes along with it because nobody questions anything.

>>26732466
Your dad know's what's up.
Also, Not exactly an accident, but when I got into ponies around Applebuck Season, I wanted to watch it on TV, and I didn't have cable at my place, so I went to my moms house to watch it. She watched it with me every time, and thinks it's the best cartoon shes ever seen.
I later got cable When the season ended ;-;

>>26732502
>>26732494
>>26732492
Well then.

Allow me to go eat my words.

>>26732572
>Implying it's hard to find a fan of both

>>26732584
NOM NOM NOM

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW MS PORN I NEED IT NOW

>>26732569
oh MAN have I got the screencap for you

>>26732543

>>26732588
It is. Find me one and bring her to me, I will pay you in blowjob dollars

>>26732616
It'll be up in around a half-hour.

>>26732579
Damn I did not think people like you were real. I thought people like you were just caricatures to be laughed at in comics and cartoons but damn, way to prove them all wrong champ.

Did pinkie finally suck ALL of the dicks?

This is important.

>>26732616
here it is bro

>>26732579
>>26732483
One guy posts sources. One guy says he's wrong because he "questions things"

Flawless fucking logic, A++ would read again.

>>26732670
>a pose that isn't just standing up facing left
>actual fucking porn

I mean don't get me wrong I'm not gonna fap to it but I'd almost say congratulations to the guy for trying something new.

>>26732670
sauce please

>>26732670
fuck you and fuck king cheetah
reported like the fist that's about to be shoved up your ass

>>26732666

Well considering there are only like 10 male characters in the show, "ALL" the dicks isn't that many.

>>26732666

She hasn't sucked mine yet, I'm still waiting patiently

I'm gonna take a shit, and every time I push I'm gonna yell "LUNA, WON'T YOU CRY FOR ME??"

just thought you should know

>>26732734
inb4 pinkiepiesuckingdick.jpg

>>26732632
>>26732543
I'd like to imagine he was taking that arrow for Luna.

>>26732726
In before futa. And some of those dicks would be a feat to suck, even for Pinkie.

>>26732652
Lovely, an empty insult. You know there is truth in my words. Look at all the tools in these threads, "oh my my, time to drink my problems away, FML man, at least I have the bottle to keep me warm and safe from my tragic past for just one more night". There's a few right here in this thread. Chistery, the other anon. Working class plebeians, and they will forever be kept down by their poison. It's a crime. It's heartbreaking to see, I'm being honest with you. And it's so, so common.

But I guess that's okay, because studies show that "moderate" regular alcohol intake cures cancer and all that, yeah?

>>26732754
Why am I laughing so hard?

Flockdraw (MLP) shows up as empty for me :(

>>26732757

actually it's a .gif

>>26732666

>Did pinkie finally suck ALL of the dicks?

Not yet.

>>26732670

Unsure if want.

Alright, I'm just gonna go ahead and add "alcohol" and all the types of alcoholic drinks I can think of to my filter.

Oh Hai, MLP General! How's your sex life?

>>26732790
I know, I figured saying jpg would get it posted faster.

>>26732804

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU

>>26732829

clever girl...

>>26732765
Forgive my ignorance if I'm wrong, but I thought people smoked weed / did LSD to espace their troubles as well.

Ultimately it's not like any of those substances are necessary anyway.

>>26732804
My sex life? Another reason to drink.

>>26732765
I don't even much like alcohol, don't even drink except maybe once or twice a year on some special occasion. But damn dude, chill out.

Are there any studies to back up your claims your making? Because there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of evidence point toward moderate alcohol intake being bad for you at all.

>>26731352
Everytime someone posts this picture i imagine the dragons coming to life and raping the shit out of Luna.

>>26732804
We all need to get laid, accordint to our favorite person

requesting eyes-only pix of the ponies i can blow up and put on my wall

>>26732804
this >>26732860

>>26732804
I fapped today

>>26732851
medical marijuana is a "danger-free" substitute for pain management compared to the regular narcotic cocktails that are prescribed

>>26732786

The FlockDraw just died is why. It's been wonky all day.

>>26732412
Uh ...
Rarity knows what the Honeymoon Suite in the hotel they're staying at has thick walls because Hoity has a bisexual husband and they like to swing and Rarity has been in that Honeymoon suite for ... reasons.

I like drinking.
Ponies are cool.
Lets ponis please.

>>26732804
going smashingly my friend. I am in a long-term relationship and am enjoying fulfilling sexual intercourse several times per week. In between those occasions, I fap to ponies.
truly, living the dream.

>>26732867

I'm imagining this is after Rarity and I have gone on a picnic date and she's offering herself to me for dessert.

>>26732765
Okay... I see your game.
I'll give yooooou.... 4 out of 10, it's the best I can do.

>>26732867
>Goddammit Madmax
where does madmax post pics. none of her new stuff is on da

>>26732765
>people drink to escape their past
So basically their motivation for doing something changes how it effects their body? So what you're saying is jumping in front of a car isn't harmful if I do it to while thinking happy thoughts?

Damn you must be like a magical prophet or something. You wisdom is clearly ahead of it's time. Because here, in the year 2011, you sound like a fucking moron.

Maybe you'll sound less like a shit head in a few hundred years.

>>26732871
I never said that.

>>26732804

I have a sex phobia

>>26732924
I got it from poonyboru

>>26732924
her FiMchan thread

Who is the most obscure background character?

>>26732765
I'm never safe from my tragic past. Fuck, man, I just like drinking.

>>26732923
Thank you for the rating Anonymous. If I aroused any negative emotions in you, I apologize - just be sure to mask them with mind-numbing alcohol. Always the gentleman's choice!

Stay safe and thanks for playing

>>26732963
pastel colored.

she's my favorite

>>26732963
Sir Coltin Vines III, i'll have to find a pic

>>26732963
Island cutie mark pony

>>26732963
You've probably never heard of her anyway.

>>26732903
I am 1000 years old and what is this.

>>26732903

>>26732963
that red and yellow mare from the beginning of that one episode

>>26732995

Luna has less screen time than Pinkie Pie's imaginary friends. She's not a character.

>>26733026
WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK FLUTTERSHY AGAIN.

>>26732979
Glad I could be of help friend. Enjoy your continued trolling, I figure you only want a reply, just being friendly.

>>26733026
Oh shut up Beedrill!
Go back to your Sluttershy

>>26732979
Well it's obvious, no matter what we say, no matter how much we prove you wrong, you're going to fall back on your pinko hippie standby of making claims based on flimsy psychology and outlandish generalizations to defend your position.

Stay classy, fuckhead. Come back when you want to have a discussion, not a rant.

>>26733026
Big Time!

>>26733026
boy the guys at /vp/ are gonna love this.

>>26733014
Does it?

>>26732871
>>26733026
Fuck yeah! Right on cue!

>>26733026
Get a life Kamina.

>>26733026
Even Beedrill knows this simple fact. Wake up people.

>>26733060
not quite

I'm gonna need more pages

>>26733049
But you haven't proven me wrong at all.
Now run to the comforts of your bottle you pathetic slouch.

>>26733070
I'll get a life as soon as you get laid.

>>26733026
but who is your favorite background pony?

>>26733089
I was really hoping to stay on hiatus and I have no idea if this is what I'll want for the end, but it was fun to write again ....

>>26733023

I propose we name her Island Girl after the Elton John song http://www.eltonography.com/songs/island_girl.html because it's about a 6'3" black prostitute

Just a thought, is it weird to like My Little Pony and Mad Men. I mean, talk about your polar opposites.

>>26733103
Alcohol & Weed are equally unnecessary for life

>>26733109
I like the DJ. She looks like she knows how to party.

>>26733023
Obviously her special talent is getting stranded on deserted islands.

>>26733109

Rainbow Dash, she has the least amount of screen time of the mane six, you probably haven't heard of her

>>26733111
Are you interested in Desktop ponies? we could make a deal

>>26732963
>Who is the most obscure background character?

right here nigger

>>26733103
We gave you studies.
You questioned their validity with no proof.
Therefore, they are valid since you cannot prove otherwise.

Ergo, proved you wrong.
Dealwithit, your autism is showing.

>>26733127
I don't disagree with you.
I've been sober for many years in fact.

>>26733127
Didn't your mother ever tell you to not feed these things?
Shame on you.

>>26733148
I don't have an OC and I like my desktop the way it is, thanks for the offer.

Guys what about ponies?

http://tinyurl.com/3mmtncf

Wrote something really quick. Not terribly fond of it, but whatever, I'm about to head to bed anyway.

>>26733154
Don't forget Tutti Frutti.

>>26733178
oh well.

>>26733132
Awesome. Me too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tITwmK1ThXE

>>26733173
I'm sorry

>>26733185

story begins with scootabuse

I am a D.J.
I am what I play
Can't turn around no, can't turn around no, ooh

I am a D.J.
I am what I say
Can't turn around no, can't turn around, ooh

>>26733155
Oh you gave some bullshit studies which claimed that alcohol (a poison) does everything from whiten your teeth to improve your test grades. Linked to by a bartender, who I'm sure learned so much during his many grueling years at bartending academy. I can point you in the direction of just as many bullshit studies saying that marijuana cures cancer, improves cognitive ability, etc etc but I'm not doing that. Do you know why? Because I don't claim that. Alcohol causes much dependency and much bodily harm, you can see it all around you if you are not blind. Consume a bunch of liquor in a night - you will feel depressed and sickened. It is a cheap depressant and a poison. Studies are not needed to show this.

>>26733178
so what happened at the wedding?

Boggle

>>26733115
>second life furfag ponies
NO
FUCK NO
GET THEM AWAY FROM MY FiM

>>26733252
I just got here, what are you getting at anyway?

>>26733216
It's alright, as long as you learned your lesson.

>>26731395
It'd be like the Powerpuff Girls episode where Blossom goes blind.

>>26733256
You'll find out just like everyone else.

>>26733281
I've been trying to figure that out since he started.

>>26733263
got dang crossovers, i tell you hwut

I apologize for derailing the thread with my failed attempt at rolling for alcohol, everyone.

>>26733274
>mfw one of my managers plays SL (Already lost respect for him) and is being exposed to this shit.
But then I remember hes a furfag and laugh.
I have some weird mood swings.

>>26733281
Just ignore him, nothing to see here. Despite the form of entertainment we all seem to enjoy, I'm sure we can all be big boys and girls here.

>>26733274

You guys don't seem to be getting laid any.

>>26733296

>>26733296
> mfw /co/ got a shipper to start writing again

>>26733325
Actually I am right now. This laptop is on her back, although I think she's getting mad.

I am shocked and appalled that pinkie's mom gets no love.

>>26733323
Are...are they FUCKING THE FLOOR?!
Its furries so I wouldnt doubt i-
DERPY?!
OH FUCK THIS SHIT.
FUCK YOU SECOND LIFE, FUCK YOU ANON, FUCK YOU BEEDRILL, AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!

>>26733185
meh

>>26733335
And all it took was a misspelled episode title to set the spark.

>>26733346
Dubs decides what he screams when he cums.

>>26733325
We're just sitting at computers. You want proof later or something? Freak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU

Fluttershy loves you

>>26733346
Well she's obviously no brony, aw well.

>>26733321
Yes, just ignore, ignore. You're right, and everyone else is always wrong. What a wonderful way to walk through life. Down your shots, feel warm, and stay inside your comfort zone. You have another hard day of work in the morning.

>>26733366
>Dubs decides what he screams when he cums.

Thats an odd thing to scream

>>26733347
Dude, i know right?

>>26733366
>Dubs decides what he screams when he cums.

That's an odd thing to scream out.

>>26733374
Tomorrow's Saturday.

>>26733366
Rarity is a whore.

>>26733383
OH SHIT I didn't mean to double-dub on the first post.

>>26733354

It ain't over yet, kid.

>>26733400
THE DUBS WILL NEVER STOP

>>26733388
Winnar

>>26733374
I'm not a drinker but I would like to ignore you anyway. How would you account for this?

Also never told me what you were getting at.

>>26733407
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO I KEEP HITTING DUBS. (Perfect thing to scream.)

>>26733296
>mfw

It's a dream right?

>>26733392
SHE IS NOT A WHORE SHE IS THE

>>26733388
Oh then by all means, pick up a few six-packs! Time to live it up on your precious days off. Forget your troubles, forget your cares! It's bottoms up til Monday then, when the ratrace starts again.

>>26733392
TAKE THAT BA- well....

>>26733252
>Studies are not needed to show this
In an argument, yes, they are. Because that's how a fucking debate works, you fucking nitwit. I give you imperical evidence and you either refute it or disprove it. If you can't do either than your position is forfeit.

Give me a REAL fucking reason that those studies are bunk. Not just 'b-b-but it's BAD for you!'

If I didn't know better, then judging by the emotions you so easily pour into an objective debate, I'd say you suffered some kind of trauma as a result of alcohol abuse.

alcohol threads are always the most boring threads

always

>>26733392

Oh hey Beedrill, I guess /vp/ knows you're a flutterfucker now huh?

>>26733454
No. I won't start this because it's annoying everyone and, even worse, it's monotonous.

>>26733475
It's completely my fault.

>>26733475
Says you.

>>26733461
>Than
>Not 'then'
Fuck me.

>>26733401
I'm all hated out.
I didn't think it was possible, now all I feel is a vast emptiness and an urge for a bellyrub AND A MILKBO-
wait.
NO
NOT AGAIN!

>>26733323
>average
>modern
>pony thread

why can't we go back to october, the days of "holy shit, i like this show, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" and "let's spot the evidence that this is a post apocalyptic utopia" and "if any of you faggots starts shipping, i'm out"

>>26733475
Better than apple threads, honestly

>>26733525
So what's everyone's favorite apple?

Mines granny smith apples

>>26733482

Look what I found.

Welp, both Megasweet and Kloudmutt's streams are winding down, thanks to both.

I likes ta watch

>>26733385
Yeah, I wish someone, anyone would draw Mama Pie.

>>26733457
You know what I'm starting to get you, and you know what? You're are completely right. You should get a tripcode so I can follow your thoughts and what not.

>Celestia and Sweetie Belle giving some random human dude a blowjob

dude what

>>26733558
I don't even know how those two would possibly end up in that situation. I'm trying to come up with some sort of circuitous setup that would make that occur and I just can't figure it out.

>>26733558
YOU MEAN......THIS?

>>26733405
I'm gonna kill you.

>>26733558
faceless commisioned it. it is supposed to be him.

http://wow.joystiq.com/2011/06/10/the-daily-quest-ponies-pvp-pugs-and-postcards/

THE VIRUS SPREADS!

I'm drinking vodka and sprite, and toking on a joint. What the fuck is your problem?

>>26733574
#3 is the best
I mean come on just look at Celestia's face
holy shit

I'm trying to imagine dialog for her but there's nothing sufficiently twisted to match that face

>>26733574
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

It wasn't even a trick, fuck you spoiler tag and my insatiable curiosity.

>>26733554
Anonymous, what do you take me for, some inebriated buffoon? Come now, unlike these slouching lushes I still have most braincells intact.

>>26733573
Celestia is a pedofilly. She decides to show Sweetie Belle how she gets her fun sometimes, and invites a dignitary from the Human Kingdom who's also 'into fillies' for 'fun.'

>>26733578

So Beedrill, how'd you like me dumping those caps in /vp/ for your friends to see?

>>26733546
When were this thread invaded by the unwashed masses?
Also who the fuck could lose with Rarity? She's easy to use and if you could master it only a good Twilight or Celestia player can defeat you.

>>26733594
>that's how you make two marshmallows stick together

>>26733519
All of those topics were such rubbish. I dont miss them one bit.

>>26733606
To be fair, I drink and I caught on instantly as well.

Even your anecdotal evidence is lacking.

>>26733574
Man, that is just

Fuck, if i were to fap to ponies for the first time that wold be it. I like Sweetie Belle alot.

>>26733224
Shit, I am getting tired, I didn't know what you meant for a second.

>>26733585
>http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/893666-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic!
>1300 pages of replies

I almost don't want to like this show anymore.

Why do faggots have to like what I like?

>>26733606
Let go of your hate and drink a 7-UP.

>>26733574
I'm a furry if I save this, right?

>>26733606
Aww welp, you can't blame me for trying. Welp have fun at your next drum circle, fight the power and what have you.

>>26733546
Not even mad.

>>26733641
You sound cross.
>>26733657
And yes. A fursuit will arrive at your door in 7-10 business days.

>>26733612
They aren't my friends. Also, you're going to die painfully.

>>26733657
No.

>>26733641
know that feel bro.
abandon the threads and ignore them until season 2. everyone who isn't a furfag already has.

most of the people criticizing bronies right now are the old guard of bronies

>>26733641
i am getting tired of seeing all these bad pony fans. i am starting to think good fans dont exist.

New thread

>>26733685
>>26733685
>>26733685
>>26733685
>>26733685

>>26733641
The worst part is starting with the /b/ copypasta.

I mean, was that really necessary?

>>26733657
Your'e a furry for even considering it.

>>26733700
I'm a terrible fan then.

>>26733700
>He thinks this show has fans.
[]Trolled
[]Fucking trolled
[x]Knights of the Trolled Republic

>>26733703
OH MAN LETH YOU NEED TO MOVE THE MARKER OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

>>26733706
what the fuck is that list in the OP

>>26733679
>>26733657
Hey Beedrill

>>26733703
Don't you remember? we can't trust anon threads anymore.

>>26733703
Little early, isn't it?

>>26733488

>>26733741
I'll make the thread then, you can trust me

>>26733672
>>26733697
>>26733700
Really now.

It's going to get (or is getting to, or has gotten to) the point to where just because I am a fan of this show, I am IMMEDIATELY associated with all of these fucking idiots. I hate people. So much.

>>26733706
Most forums like mmo-champion are basically rip-offs of /b/ at this point, very saddening how large the Internet has changed in the last many years. But you're right, just adds to my unhappiness.

Man, i'm hoping GlitterGlue can continue the pony fortress Quest.

So excited.

>>26733747

It's probably Royal posing as an anon, hence the early thread making.

>>26733737
The thing about being a furry wasn't me.

>>26733774
Unless someone's stealing his shtick

>>26733774
No, actually, it wasn't me.

>>26733768
I can, but probably not tonight.
Did you see the thread for it I made on FIMchan?

>>26733775
Because we already know you are a furry.

>>26733775
>>26733712
You're overly concerned with being furry. Just let it go, my friend

>>26733774
well he's being a hypocrite
>>26733760

he usually makes threads 10 images before the limit

>>26733697
But these threads now are mostly the old guard

Making new general

>>26733775
no, the thing about fucking fluttershy was!

right bru?

>>26733822
>inb4 royal

>>26733795
No i haven't.

link that shit.

>>26733775

Yeah, you're a furry.

>>26733798
>>26733811
I'm not a furry and I'm not saving that picture.