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By 8:00 AM, Derpy had gotten Dinky out of bed and sent her off to school. Derpy wasn’t going in to work today. It was her big day off.
By 9:00 AM, Derpy had baked a cake. She used salt instead of sugar. The muffins, however, turned out just fine.
By 10:00 AM, Derpy went off to the store for wrapping paper, and various assorted party supplies.
By 11:00 AM, Derpy was back, and she had each individual muffin wrapped of very pretty, with its each own bow.
By noon, Derpy had painted a great big banner.
By 1:00 PM, Derpy had all the decorations up.
By 2:00 PM, Derpy had the table set. Two paper plates, two sets of plasticware, and two conical birthday hats.
By 3:00 PM, Dinky had called, and said she was over at Dinky’s house, and would be home later tonight. Derpy was so happy that Dinky remembered to call.
By 4:00 PM, Derpy had walked out the door, remembered to lock it (that was very important), turned around, unlocked the door, walked back in, yelled “Surprise!” and then sang “Happy Birthday to You” to herself. She also unfurled her banner. It read “Happy Birthday Der.”
By 5:00 PM, Derpy had thrown away the birthday cake. She had tried to eaten it, but there was something wrong with it. She also drank all the root beer.
By 6:00 PM, Derpy had opened all her muffins. She was so surpised. She also had to pee a bunch.
By 7:00 PM, one of the muffins was dressed in her sunday best. Another, her husband Dr. Muffin, had just gotten back from work at the hospital, and was ready for a relaxing evening of house. A third muffin had just saved the universe from the evil emperor Ding the Derciless, also a muffin. The rest of the muffins had been by Ding’s giant space monster. |