(Note: Scootaloo died on the way back to her home planet.)

I was thinking of either writing either another Human in Equestria story (Vinyl Scratch) or an addition to one of the fics I've done.

which tripfags haven't been shipped yet?

>>26685280
>either writing either
ughhh.

>>26685236
What about Nightmare Infernaloo

>>26685236

>>26685280
do the vinyl scratch one

>>26685306
GEE IT SURE WOULD HELP IF I POSTED THE IMAGE WITH IT WOULDN'T IT?

Stupid me.

Hey!
Does anybody know all adult blank flanks in the show?
There must be one!
In return: Horn Jobs

>>26685296
bam. Though i think im good, thanks

>>26685328
what's this even based on?

Alright, who wrote this?

http://rhjunior.livejournal.com/512699.html

Oh well, might as well do this again.
METAL GEAR

>>26685332
gramps apple, the train-carriage horses... Sapphire Shores.

>>26685320
today better or worse than the usual

or just the usual

>>26685332
Sapphire Shores was...though I think the rumor was that she was a -horse- and not a Pony, therefore no cutie mark.

>>26685363

>>26685355
Nothing. Railgunner was taking requests one night and someone asked for a Nightmare Scootaloo.

Alright, guys. Who is in the one true pairing? Among tripfags, that is.

>>26685394
Let's dance!

>>26685379
>>26685370
okay! Thanks!
Have your Horn Jobs!

God! It burns! There is now way this can be uglier!

>>26685413
OTP?

wait, tripfags? damnit. no clue.

>>26685413
LethxMegasweet

>>26685310

holy shit! the likeness is astonishing!

>>26685413
chistery x faceless

I'm going to the Krusty Krab. You guys want anything?

I have no excuse to post this crappy thing, but i will do it caus im an attention whore like that.

>>26685413
leth x isaac

>>26685440
I like your style

>>26685438
Yeah, get me a Krabby Patty with no patty

>>26685438

I want one fat, juicy, extra Big, meaty pie!


YOU WERE EXPECTING SOMETHING ELSE DIDNTCHA YA PERV

>>26685422
Do I get any of MS's artistic talents from this?

>>26685413

RSxCaluriri

>>26685413
what, is this OCs or something?

>>26685379

except Zecora wasn't a pony either and she had a cutie mark, also you could argue that Celestia and/or Luna also are horses and they have cutie marks.

>>26685473
No, just his big uncircumsized cock.

>>26685296
I haven't, though I think that's mainly due to the fact that I lack a doughnut made of steel to call my own.

>>26685475

No, the actual persons.

>>26685418

>>26685491
ALL OF MY BONERS

>>26685489
>MS
>him
>not computer

>>26685504
ALL

OF

THEM

>>26685491

I hope that looks a lot better when he inks it.

>>26685504

>>26685489
Computers don't have cocks

>>26685474
whatever happened to RS, anyway? Ive been trying to find him in these threads for a while now

>>26685530
already seen that one. still like it too though.

>>26685491

You forgot the story that goes with it.

http://pastebin.com/KgLzbhiw

>>26685489
No thanks, then.

>>26685296
ooh ooh me!

Looking for help to make this into a sculpture in minecraft.

SERVER IP: equestria-mc.com

>>26685536
he was here yesterday. He coloured this.

>>26685491
holy shit

Twilight x Twilight? Goddamn that's nice

Okey these threads hit bottom.

60% posts are tripfags grouphugging.

See you in october guys.

>>26685548
Leth wouldn't go down on anyone unless it was EVERYONE.

at the SAME TIME.

>>26685574

YOU STOP THAT STARING RIGHT NOW

>>26685562

>>26685565
use blocks

>>26685572
>RS =/= RG

>>26685475
Yup
Its inedibly silly.

>>26685576
lol now thats a crossover.

>>26685576
Good bye!
Don't let the door hit your butt on your way out.

>>26685576
It's just the theme right now. It'll move on soon enough to dickgirls or something.

>>26685576
Usually don't hate on tripfags, but damn, these threads man. And they're all about fan fics.

ho-hum, better get to it then...

>>26685576
I want to leave too, but I don't know how to quit these threads

>>26685576
I agree. We just embarrassed ourselves with that

>>26685613
You forgot youre trips there, faggot.

>>26685588
Oh you.

>>26685628
No Scoot, stop that.

>>26685628
I can't let you do that, Dash...

>>26685562
GOD DAMN IT SCOOTALOO. This picture makes me laugh so god damn hard for some reason.

You race across the field towards the silhoutte of an old oak tree looming in the distance. Your mind is racing too, filled with anxiety. You hope you're not late, and that this is the right tree. She'd said "meet me by that huge oak tree in the field south of the grade school", but in a little country town like Ponyville, the directions were pretty vague. Oh, nevermind, there she is. "Hey, dweeb! Over here!" You see the outline of a winged figure waving you over. Struggling to catch your breath, you pull up next to the massive griffin, who slaps you on the back and wastes no time in giving you your assignment. "Here nerd, take this cord and tie this end to that tree trunk over there. Low to the ground, got it?" she commands, pointing to a tree on the opposite end of a dirt path in front of you. Without hesitation you do as she commands. It's difficult, because the cord is practically as thin as dental floss, but you somehow manage to secure a knot around the base of the treetrunk. "Tighter!" Gilda yells at you, plucking the cord with one talon on the other end. "There should be no give at all! Maximum tension" she stresses. Completing the task, hopefully to her standards, you run back to her side, where she quickly shoves your head down into the bushes next to her. "Alright now check it" she whispers in your ear. It takes your eyes a second to focus through the foliage obscuring your view, but soon your eyes follow up to the curve of the road up on the horizon, where Gilda is watching intently. The faint sound of many hooves battering the ground rises up out of the distance. "What kind of prank is this?" you ask, but the only answer you get is a punch to the shoulder. You quiet down and watch.

>>26685644
>You forgot youre trips there, faggot.
>You forgot youre trips there
>You forgot youre trips
>youre

fuck it. Ill do a shitty poem for anyone that asks then. I was gonna do one this morning, but those niggas left.

someone requested celestia hugging luna or some thing, enjoy.

>>26685692
RAINBOWDASHALOES?!

>>26685637
Contemplate what exactly you'll miss and what you miss already.

It's going to be an easy decision. Trust me.

>>26685692
Wait... I see something...

No.. it cant be...

>>26685705
goddamn yes

also, forgot the spoiler lol

>>26685692
OH SHIT
HERE WE GO

>>26685705
god dammit

>>26685705
How did I know this one would be picked.

Must have been the innocence in the post.

>>26685684
Oh no.

>>26685690
problem, tripfag?

>>26685356
Anyone who does anything anywhere else (aside from Youtube and Paheal) is most certainly not on /co

leaving request

>>26685536

What's up?

>>26685572

I think you're thinking of Railgunner.

>>26685705
Glorious.

>>26685744
And with that, cute levels are back to normal.

so what's this whole underwired thing I heard about

You can ask anything and the guy answering is a human. If it ask you to sign in on a social network just clear your cookies. chacha.com

Suddenly many ponies come tearing around the bend. Really flying, as fast as any hot rod could back in your world. And not just ponies, but rather, fillies. The grade school class; it must be PE time. Your eyes lazily go back and forth between the oncoming ponies, and the wire hanging low across the path. Fillies, wire...fillies....wire...oh shit....

"Wait!" You burst out of the bushes just in time to be met with a spray of chunky, sickeningly-hot gore across your face. Instantly there are screams and the sounds of ponies smashing into one another and the ground. You drag your arm across your face to wipe the thick, soupy blood out of your eyes, to be greeted with a horrible sight: a pile of shocked and disoriented filies sprawled across the ground. At the front, two limp pony bodies with nothing but bloody stumps at the neck, and their heads rolling across the ground a few feet behind them. Like everyone else, you're frozen in dismay, until you feel a familiar prehensile tail wrap around your waist. You glance back to see Gilda's face contorted with laughter, one paw up to her beak in a vain attempt to stiffle her loud chuckling. "That's our cue to hit it, dweeb!" she says, launching herself away from the crime scene. You follow after her, your mind in a daze. Behind you you can hear the forlorn cries of the little fillies ringing in the dusk air; "Applebloom! Dinky! Oh dear Celestia NO!"

>>26685705
at least filter it

>>26685773

>>26685765
SEATY BELT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? GET AWAY FROM THERE BEFORE YOU RUIN ANYTHING ELSE!

>>26685684
>>26685777
Why do people feel the need to post fan fics here?

>>26685536
You were talking to him all along
-.-- --- ..- / -. . . -.. / - --- / -... .- -.-. -.- / --- ..-. ..-. / -.-. .- .-.. ..- .-. .. .-. .. / .-. ... --..-- / ... .... . .----. ... / -- .. -. .

Still working on that rule 34, had to do a bit of writing. Also, a few things:
Did Megasweet ever mention if others are allowed to "ink" her sketches? Also: you guys should check out Rose's art, it's pretty good - see image.

>>26685536
Thought the same of you.

>>26685705
What happenin' bro?

>>26685777
>gildawtfman.jpg

who knew?

IT'S RAINBOW DASH!

The two of you haul ass across the field in a blur for several minutes, until finally, just when you think your legs are about to give, Gilda topples to the ground, rolling through the grass in an eruption of hearty belly-laughter. "hahahaha, did you see the looks on their faces! Priceless!" she shouts. Exhausted, you lay down next to her in the grass, the harsh light of the sunset blinding your eyes for a second. "Awww yeah, dude, thanks for coming out today. I'm so glad I could share that with somebody," says Gilda. The nightmarish scene plays through your mind on loop like a bad horror movie, but you try desperately to shake it off. "Um, yeah, sure" you reply.

"I *used* to play pranks with Dash, but what a wimp. She would never join in on the really fun stuff," said Gilda. Her voice suddenly changes, getting ridiculously deep and raspy, an obviously parody of Rainbow Dash. "Oh G, that's too faaar! Pranks are supposed to be FUNNY, not DANGEROUS! I'm a big nerd and I hate having fun, blah blah all I ever think about is the Wonderbolts and being a goody-two shoes..." Gilda breaks off into a giggle over her own joke, but then grows silent. You lay in the quiet for a moment, watching as her eyes cloud over, gazing off into some unfocused point in the far distance. Her chest heaves with an inaudible sigh. Then, just as quickly, the moment passes, and she rolls onto her side to face you. "Let's have more fun together, okay?" She flashes you a genuine smile, extending one paw out toward you. This girl is kind of a psycho, but while you gaze into her eyes, alight with life and energy, you start to think...that was actually kind of funny...

"Deal" you reply, tapping her paw to complete the fistbump. "Awwwright," the hybrid nods at you with approval before getting to her feet. "Now, it should be dinner time for these little ponies. Which means they're distracted; this is a great time to set up some killer pranks! You down...buddy?" she asks with a playful grin.

>>26685705
That isnt a hug. she's just lying on her.

>>26685700
Write a poem about Suckmyoff's poetry.

>>26685797
Because we know you personally love them so much, and everyone else doesn't mind!

>>26685808

-. --- - / -- . / -... ..- - / .. / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. -. - / -.- .. -.-. -.- / .... . .-. / --- ..- - / --- ..-. / -... . -.. / ..-. --- .-. / . .- - .. -. --. / -.-. .-. .- -.-. -.- . .-. ...

Why do people like the characters that only show up in one episode and act like giant ass holes?

>>26685847
no
we need to go deeper

>>26685853
But there are so many other places to post them

>>26685847
>>26685847
I missed you bruh. Hows the pony drawing abstinence going?

>>26685857
Because

>>26685857
Spitfire was pretty awesome.

>>26685862
Write a poem about Suckmyoff writing a poem about Plantman drawing rule 34 of him and me.

>>26685857
Yeah I don't like Luna either

>>26685854
>>26685808
... - --- .--. / - .- .-.. -.- .. -. --. / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / ..-. .- --. --. --- - ...

>>26685893
I can't write poems!

;_;

Hello, fellow /co/mmuinists! What's new and exiting in the land of poni--

>>26685236

...space? SPACE!!! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

*blasts off in pursuit of Scootaloo*

also for those who want Twilight and femguard
hope you like

>>26685501
You mean, "Which pony OTPs do the tripfags ship?"

>>26685880
Apparently you weren't here when I admitted to being addicted to ponies. Also, where is that gay fiction AND where is your part of our combined effort?

>>26685893
Yeah spitfire was super cool

And showed up twice!

>>26685937
Daww, that's got everything.

>>26685705
>>26685820
Not much really, just taking a break from commission to doodle a bit.

By the way, any other request for today?

>>26685937

Quite enjoyable.

-. --- .-- - -. . -. . .-.. .-.. -.. --- -.-- --- ..- - -.-- .--. . -- --- .-. ... . - -. .- - ..-. .- ... -

>>26685969

pegasus pony egg laying

Anyone got the pink pie hair for Super Deepthroat?

In return, RD.

>>26685969
octavia looking at US

>>26685990
this.

>>26685969
I am still waiting for my past request...

>>26685882
The fact that Trixie and Gilda have so many fans astounds me.
>>26685893
I wasn't talking about her, but the fact that she even has fans is amazing to me as well, along with Octavia.

>>26685956
Thrice if you count her being in Dash's imagination in episode 3.

http://hoppip.deviantart.com/art/Parasprite-plushie-212237622

HERP

>>26685847
bullshit about derpy beating up dinky
some contrived love poem from pinky
complaining about real contributors like disco
turning good threads into a clusterfuck fiasco
a complete waste of time, but he does it anyways
unreliable as fuck, requests take so many days
to complete, filters got his name all over that box
so he just sucks on the good tripfags cocks

namely you, obsidian. bam

Oh lawdy.
So I guess the answer is no?

>>26685969
Rarity raping Twilight

>>26685937
YESYESYESYEYESYES Thank you Caluriri! Celestia is great in it!

>>26685969

But seriously, post more often. I miss you. You make me laugh. Every time I see you post I know it's going to be a good thread.

>>26685937
aww i like this

>>26685440
oh my fucking god more srw ponies. now.

>>26686041
ditto

>>26685744

>>26686025
Who the fuck is Twilight Sparkles?

>implying Dash is a lesbian
Only took the poor guy 15 minutes.
But at least we know the truth now.

>>26686025

>>26686025

>Twilight Sparkles
>Sparkles
>s

Get the fuck off, you fucking casual.

>>26686012
Ha! I have caught you again R.O! How's it going?

>>26686018
I don't really get that post, especially that last sentence... You want to jump my velvet revolver, bro?

>>26686070

>there's no indication she's a lesbian

Does that mean...she's a SECRET lesbian?

>>26685705
>no rubbery horse scrotum to be found
Nice try I but I can't fap to that. You forgot the most critical element.

But it seems you worked hard on it, so...I'll give you an F+

pacce, you here?

>>26686087
W-why do you interrupt me while I am dick sucking?

>>26686120

>rubbery

Wut? So what texture is it?

>>26686078
>>26686064
>done goofed up
But don't take this too seriously, it's just a fad.

>>26686101
Don't mind me, I'm totally posting random pic. Eyup.

>>26686120
>blind

God I want season two to get here faster. Threads like this shouldn't exists any place but on /vp/

>>26686152
It's true

Oh god, that fucking Morse code shit I started last night is still going on?
I created a monster.

>>26686174
/vp/ shouldn't exist

>>26685937
except the typo. i think they should have said "where were we"?

>>26686174
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>26685937

Hahaha, I love it.

>>26686190

If /vp/ didn't exist, we'd have to deal with them over here.

It's kind of like giving a burglar your wallet so he doesn't stab you in the eye. Sure it sucks, but if you don't give them what they want it's just going to be worse for you in the end.

>>26686161
Oh I guess I see it. I thought that was her thigh. Hard to tell without color. Carry on then.

>>26686101
something like that.

neither are at a stage I want to post.

Shit, anything else I can do? anyone?

>>26686142
Okay, let me get this stright. Are you drawing anything lately? Any request maybe?

>>26686190
No joke. I mean, I can dig that pokemon threads were getting way out of hand, but you saw what happened when they were exiled to their little hole. Same thing that happened with ponychan.

Weird shit.

>>26686188
It lead to so much
53 58 51 67 64 32 46 7a 49 47 5a 31 62 67 3d 3d

>>26686202
I want it to be season 2 so we can have good threads again and talk about the show. that's all.

Scratch's goggles aren't just goggles.

They're a special pair of LED glasses which function similar to Daft Punks helmets - they can blink morse code, or stream letters across the lenses to spell out words and sentences. This is how she is able to communicate despite being mute.

That or Unicorns have telepathy.

You sit in the downtown bar, drowning your last emotions in the cold, hard liquor as you tap the empty glass against the counter. The bartender trots up, bottle in mouth, and fills your glass up again. You sigh, and chug a few mouthfuls down. The door opens, and 'She' trots in. The one everyone keeps talking about, the 'heart of the beat' to the dancefloor. Your own heart races. She walks with confidence and sits on the stool next to yours, tapping her hoof on the counter. The bartender asks what she'd like, and she levitates a bottlecap up to him. She puts the bits on the counter, and he collects them, walking to the back room to grab something. You're trying your best to stare into your glass, but you keep glancing at her. She's got her goggles on, tinting her eyes purplish. Those eyes. She's got a fierce, dedicated look on her, staring intently into nothing at all. The bartender returns from the storage, a peculiar bottle with various warning labels slapped onto it.

>>26686253
/vp/ is bad, but not pony chan or sonic bad. I'd go to /vp/ over pony chan any day.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/2510822.html

I'm linking Ponychan on a /co/ thread and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me.

Seriously, though, take a look, some pretty good stuff sprinkled in there.

>>26686261
We will never have good threads again.
They will just get worse and when 2nd season is around we are at Sonic levels and there is no way to return

>>26686237
See:
>>26685820
>Still working on that rule 34
After that I am going to do some quick sketches. I didn't have and will not have much time this and coming week, hence my low delivery rate. Why, you got a request?

>>26686307
Rule 34?
Really?

>>26686282
hawking-esque voice. Played through her turntables

>>26686305
>Sonic Levels

>>26686261
Threads are only as good as you imagine them to be. Get out of your box, triangle.

>>26686305
We're still FAR from sonic bad. Keep in mind that the worse that we get, is just 20 steps lower for them.

>>26686290
Well that's your prerogative, man.

>>26686322
I even accepted a scat request.

>>26686307
Why yes I have. Actually it's oldie, but I don't think you have made it - Octavia and Scratch in musicoff?

>>26686261
Yeah
I miss having new episodes to watch.

>>26686373
Man, you are disgusting

At least do some gore

>>26686343
So, if we get bad enough, we will force them to implode on themselves like a shitty, dying star?

>>26686326

Yup. It's like the Godwin's Law of pony threads.

if you think this is bad you should've seen morning threads a few days ago

>>26686355
/vp/ just happened to be the board I came to 4chan for a while back. I didn't like any of the "Master...." shit either, but its better to me than " THIS IS MY OC! SHES SONIC'S DAUGHTER, AND SHE CAN'T DIE BECAUSE SHES PROTECTED BY A FORCE FIELD OF WIND WHEN SOME ONE ATTACKS HER. SHES ALSO IN LOVE WITH TAILS. AND SHES AN ANGEL."

I wonder how these guys in this album cover would look like in the FiM style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrPxZiOYSI8&NR=1

>>26686409
It should be the Godwin's law of fandom period. Only the naive compare any base to Sonic's.

>>26686377
I did and it sucked, why do you remind me of it?

>>26686395
Go ahead.

>>26686293
>dat Sweetie Belle moving away story
Goddamn.

>>26686287

Continue.

>>26686421

>>26686190
You know what the best way to deal with boards you don't like is? Ignore them.

Works for me with /b/.

>>26686421
time to wake up some bad memories

>>26686428
I wonder if you could be any less direct about a request

>>26686323
Microsoft Samantha?

>>26686461
Hoppip....why do you have that saved? also WHY THE FUCK DOES MY CAPTCHA READ "Master irrational"

>>26686468
MAKE A PONY VERSION OF THIS COVER!!!!11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrPxZiOYSI8&feature=player_embedded

>>26686456

This seriously looks exactly like Twilight as a big penis.

That's all I can see it as.

Lots of lineart floating around. Anyone want something in particular colored?

>>26686428
I could try

>>26686456
who turned her into a pink cock and balls?

>>26686421
>BBAAWWWW!
Expected better of you. Don't be a bitch and let people have their fun. In fact, you can't do shit about it, or at the very least: you aren't going to do shit about it except bitch and moan. If people want to make shitty OC's, then let them.

>>26686494
I thought it was kinda funny back when the first threads started popping up

didn't expect it to keep going for as long as it has been

>>26686440
Weeeeeeeeell...
You've tried too hard. Doesn't matter, I still luv ya.

>>26686287
She taps her hoof twice, and the bartender puts the bottle on the table, and two glasses. She pours each glass up, holding the bottle in the air with the magic. One of the glasses slide over to you, and you look up at her. She's winking, and then she shugs the contents in one go, rubbing her mouth with her hoof afterwards. You pick up the glass. Its smell nearly burns at your nostrils. You take a sip of it, and you cough. It's very, very hard liquor. She pours herself another glass, and she drinks slower this time. You muster up the will to try another sip. It goes down easier this time, and you soon enough drink as quickly as her. As she's about to pour up yet another glass, she instead chug directly out of the bottle. She leans forward, pursing her lips. You lean forward a bit, still not sure if... She kisses you, pressing her tongue gently against your lips as you cock your head and open your mouth, letting her in as the two of you swap the liquor around, tongues playing. You swallow the alcohol down, but she keeps making out with you.

>>26686428
That was a lovely song, I enjoyed it very much; thanks for posting it.

>>26686530
Well it wasn't as bad as Got yer feets :3

>>26686421
Well yeah I can dig that, noone's going to argue that herpaderp Sonic ocs omg are better than /vp/, but there are parts of ponychan that ain't even that bad. /oat/? Yeah fuck that noise, it's well surpassed 'jesus christ what's wrong with you guys' levels. /chat/? Hugboxing all over the place. But /pony/ ain't awful for actual discussion, and then you got /collab/ for keeping up with projects, as well as and /merch/,/fic/, and /pic/ that keep on topic properly if those are your things.

>>26686544
You want lovely songs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2G3KfKbJwE

>>26686533
>You've tried too hard.
That'd be the jest. I've really grown in but two weeks.

>>26686522
But I don't like it when people have fun!!

I've had diarrhea for the last four days. It doesn't feel good.

> Friends bitch about MLP
> Ask if they have ever watched it
> They say no but say it's still a gay show
> Ask if I can read something out loud to them
> They agree
> I read Cupcakes outloud to them, mimicking Pinkie's voice perfectly
> Scare them shitless

Today was a good day.

>>26686562
I really liked, the second one was... different. Man, I know Candlemass through one of these threads.

>>26685320

>>26686577
>>26686585
cool stories bros

>>26686549
or the Are you single master?

Long ago Celestia washed midnight away
Bringing the dawn
Oh God, I must be dreaming
Time to get up again
And time to start up again
Brushing out my mane
Should have been asleep
When I was sitting there eating cake
And trying to start another letter to you
Don't know how many times I dreamed to write again last night
Should've been asleep when I turned to a new book again and again
So I wouldn't be up by myself
Where did the night go?
Should go to sleep now
And say fuck friendship and magic
Because I spend all my time staring on an unlined paper and can't get past
"Dear Princess Celestia"
Brush my teeth and wake up spike
Look outside, sky is clear
Think I see rainbow dash
Where did
Where did
Where did

>>26686585
Awesome.

Now show them this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7wckYjG_Ts

>>26686293

You tempt me with promises of sprinkles...

>>26686585
You are a terrible friend.
With even worse friends.

You should have at least forced them with watch the show first, then read them Cupcakes after they question Pinkies sanity.

The people from /vp/ last night were okay. None of that weird RP master shit happened and ponies continued to be discussed and posted.

>>26686588
I fucking love Candlemass. Rob Lowe is the man.

>>26686555
Yeah, /vp/ sounds like heaven compared to a world of Sonic OC.Pony chan sounds better than what I've heard and seen.

>>26686585
...you know, if I had a friend like you reading ultraviolent fanfics of children's cartoons, I'd be more afraid of you than the fic...

...Also, don't be surprised if your friends try to send you to an insane asylum in the coming weeks. It's a totally rational reaction.

>>26686622
And Beedrill continued to be mad and make a fool of himself.

Just a normal night thread.

>>26686602
German fag? why are you here? weren't you banned or something?

>>26686615

I tried to but they refused to even touch it. It's hilarious!

>>26686541

>>26686585
haha

>>26686640

That guy has got to be like 20 levels of meta troll by now.

>>26686612
wait what?

If more metal is posted, im gonna get my /mu/ on, start pulling out the ITAOTS and call everyone children.

I dont know why, maybe some thom, because he is simply too sexy

>>26686629
It's only gonna get worse with summerfags and newfags in the oncoming weeks

>>26686640

Indeed.

>>26686569
Disregard epicness, draw more often.

>>26686662
That's why I stay over here. and If I do go to /vp/ I always stay anon.

>>26686645
Why do people think i am germanfag!

>>26686569
incidently, quick quiz. You werent taught or any shit similar, were you? Because, hats off man, I cant hate the stuff you draw

RIDE YO DICK HARDER THAN THE WHITE KIDS THAT COPY SHIT

>>26686585

goddammit.

I was taking a break from ponies the other day. Trying to enjoy a livesteam on /x/ of various supernatural and horror errata. Short films, creepy clips from youtube, etc. Then they played some audio recording of that stupid, stupid story.

Fuck.

>>26686549
at least that one died relatively quickly

I think

This thread isn't even about ponies anymore.

>>26686576
Where's that gore request, bro, I am waiting.

>>26686667
You just wait.

>>26686661
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCvIgrLNoQY
>"This would make a great theme for Luna."
Never forget.

>>26686618
Give in to your temptations. Dem's good sprinkles.

>>26686541
You stumble out of the bar, and she follows closely. You're chuckling for no reason really, and you find it very hard to stand up. You lean on the alabaster unicorn. She's sooo smooth, and you just keep rubbing her back for some reason. She wafts you away with her tail as she smiles. You make your way to an elevator entrance, and she presses her key against the scanner when you're both inside, and the elevator goes up to the penthouse condo. You're greeted by neon-esque lights of green, blue and indigo, clashing against the white walls and red furnitures. You let your eyes affix for a moment before you slump down on her couch. She follows shortly, laying down over your knees, groaning a bit while she stretches out. She takes off her goggles, tossing them to the side. They somehow manage to get on the coathanger, swirling around a bit before slowing down to a pendular motion. She stretches again, but she just grunts and gives up. You start kneading her back. You drag your elbow from her neck down to the bottom of her back, rubbing hard against the side of her body with the other, and she's breathing gently but loudly.

>>26686696
That's what every one on /vp/ says. so I just assumed.
>>26686705
How did i forget about the pissing snivy?

>>26686715
Delicious sprinkles

>>26685820
>inking sketches

Please do.

>>26686661
Their warrior's souls forever rejoice
TWILIGHT TAVERN!
With our ancestors we raise our horns
TWILIGHT TAVERN!
Their warrior's swords forever shine on
TWILIGHT TAVERN!
Welcoming our brothers at the break of dawn!
TWILIGHT TAVERN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaqqsTVuCnI

>>26686707
This thread was about ponies? I thought it was about summerfags and newfags...

>>26686703
Yep, self taught; you just wait for the shit that's coming up. Also, I don't think you have seen this one yet.

>:3

>>26686743
Just trying to help the fandom in anyway I can.

>>26686711
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCxEWPLDg5c

I've been unhappy for a long time and sometimes people grow apart.
And I think these threads have been pretty shitty lately.
Or have I just grown cynical?

>>26686721

>>26686739
...seven days...

>>26686602
is that a new one? I haven't really been to /vp/ since I got into ponies back in feb

>>26686685
Unfortunately I don't think it's getting better even in the next season. On that note, se you somewhere else. Five minutes here and I noticed it's gonna be shit for a week yet, at least.

>>26686509
This plz

>>26686743
What brand of processor are you, MS?

>>26686765
>shitty
>lately

try forever. But perk up, bro. Season twos a comin

>>26686765
Had to remind me of that episode didn't you, anon

>>26686797
Actually threads were better before you showed up. Funny how that works.

>>26686765

Nah, they've been pretty shitty regardless of any cynicism you may have.
I'm sure they'll get better when season 2 comes out, but for now, I'd just browse them for the pictures and the rare decent conversation.

>>26686764
>Posting Neutral Milk Hotel;
>Not posting In the aeroplane over the sea.
Fake hipster spotted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH3CRVVBL9o

>>26686765
>Or have I just grown cynical?
The appeal of something drops the longer you spend with it.

>>26686509
Do you do inking too? if so, this

>>26686721
>>26686541
>>26686287

>Reading
>Oh well this is pretty decent at least
>Wait a second...
>Realize it's more than likely Human on Pony
>IMMERSION RUINED

>>26686732
No germanfag and I may have SOME similarities, but we are two different people with different meanings of browsing here
>>26686778
unfortunately, yes.

>>26686711
Hu... that wasn't really a request
just a suggestion. I can do my own gore

>>26686743
oh. hey, didnt see you were here

Season 2:

*no Trixie.
*1 Luna episode.
*5 CMC episodes.
*series cancelled and sold to 4kids after 6 episodes.

>>26686755
Why I can't be herpfur in any way?

>>26686732
Pokemon threads already went through a piss phase wayyyyy before /vp/ was spawned. I'm pretty sure anything /vp/ has done had already been covered in the old /v/ threads.

>>26686818
But the title track is one of the weakest tracks.

>>26686825
aww shit... not human!

>>26686827
>I can do my own gore

>>26686825
Faceless always does human on pony.

>>26686018
>>26686815
I wouldnt know, seeing as I only see the threads im in
>>26686818
>implying hipsters post the more popular option

nigga get off me

>>26686789

I'm actually a Mac.

>>26686820
MS is chipping away at one of my weaknesses with these...

>>26686863
I can
And I am dressing up like this while doing so.

>>26686825
You wish to be the little pony? But they love your hands

>>26686897

>>26686826
Never change /vp/

>>26686787
looks fun

>>26686820
sorry, I have no idea how. I am a very one dimensional contributor

>>26686908
>cow mask

>>26686920

>>26686847
Making good post is always nice. (Not implying that was a bad post.) Other than that: logic and understanding, especially tolerance, are things you rarely come by on the internet. Read some shit, perk op your knowledge of stuff; see where you get with it.

>>26686884
>nigga get off me
No.

>>26686739
>>26686752
>>26686821

The Pinkie/Dash ship gets the most creep-ass art in the fandom, bar none. Pinkie needs a new ship. Who else works well with Pinkie?

>>26686908
hold on, what

>>26686721
ending;
You knead down her back with both your hands, pressing her against your knees, going deep on her nerves, making her grunt every time you hit a sweet spot. Eventually you start caressing her forelegs, rubbing from the joint down to the tip of her hoofs, and you do the same on her hindlegs. She's more receptive there, though, and a small moan escapes her when you let your fingers drag up again. She turns over on her back, and you pull one of your fingers around her tummy, blowing gently at it. She's grinning. You look at her eyes. They're ruby red... No, they're rozen red. She's looking at you with a bewildered look, blushing as you stroke her mane, straightening it out a bit, and a lock of her hair covers one of her eyes.

Her horn glows a bit as a single piece of chocolate cherry places itself on her lips, pursing them and closing her eyes.

Are there any poni motivational pics like this?

>>26686905
what is that weakness? is it boobs? its boobs, isnt it?

>>26686959
>No image
It should stay that way. Motivational posters should remain dead and buries.

>>26686959

4chan derped

>>26686827
>>26686863
>I can do my own gore

>read that as "I can fornicate with my own removed internal organs"

Ok this is for obsidian solitaire , enjoy!

any request for next time im around?

>>26686923
it had its moment

wottergate was pretty fun at least

>>26686905

>>26686948
You know, I actually wanted to blame my still shitty 640x480 PC, but your version sounds better.

>>26686992
Rarity beating the shit out of Trixie.

>>26686977
Seems about right

>>26686939

MLP/Hathor crossover?

>>26686956
That picture plus that thing you discussed about what Scratchs stuff would taste like yesterday made me laugh and expect a much worse ending.

>>26686992
jesus f-

whoa.

>>26686962
Leth may be weak against breasts, but its gonna take way more than boobs to bring me down!

>>26687014
NO. No. There are just some boundaries you just can't cross.

>>26686962
The 'nothing but an unbuttoned shirt' thing.

>>26687014

>>26687015
no that's the ending. none of the stuff that was related to the other guys fics.

>>26686994
>moments*

Woke up.
Turned on DS, Pokémon Heartgold.
Walked into Mt. Silver for the very first time, with (legit) Mew floating behind me.
Walked into the tall grass.
Random encounter: Lv.40 Ponyta, female.
(I don't have a Ponyta yet.)
Wear her down with False Swipe
Put her to sleep with Yawn.
Catch her with a Friend ball.
Name her Twilight.

No better start to a day.

>>26687007
I mean, like grabbing her by the neck with her teeth, throwing her around like a bloody ragdoll, kicking her front legs with her hind, breaking them like twigs, and then trampling her horn until it breaks.

>>26686918
Romantic stuff between humans and ponies is just weird to me is all.

>>26686908
Could you post your fapping to ponies picture?
>>26686998
I say very yes, but if you want to get to Leth you'll have to do Twilight

>>26686992
Sluttershy and Pimpie Pie?

>>26686998
I love you

>>26686992
bueno

>>26685565
What's it going to take to find some help? I'm not saying help me, I'm just asked is all.

>>26686992
Finally got a reason to post this. Goddamnit, it is even better than what I hoped for. All of my money, 10/10, etcetera.

>>26686956

I liked it. It was cute. Still seemed kind of rushed though, and the end was pretty abrupt. Maybe you should write longer fics?

I know non-porn isn't really your thing but still, I appreciate this more than your other stuff.

>>26686998
>not one of the mane cast

>>26686992
Twist riding Snails

>>26686977
jesus christ. We already had a snails raping out the ovaries of pinky today
>>26686992
thats pretty good
>>26686998
do we have a pinky
>>26686950
that clown pony from the boutique? or something like that anyway
>>26686948
get on my level

>>26686962
>>26686820
Needs one with Applejack

>>26687048
Fuckyeah! I remember that

>>26687076
>people still remember this

WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP

>>26686996
new thread

>>26687084
If I had any idea about anything in Minecraft, I'd be happy to tell you what I know. But sadly I don't. Sorry.

>>26687070
Oh look, another jaded person with a frozen-over heart who can't understand love.

>>26687048
Wottergate was amazing! I remember when we all thought it was smugleaf...

>>26686992

Oh shit, what am I looking at?

>>26687007
>>26687069

The hate is strong in you. I'd like a picture of Rarity making Trixie a new wizard outfit please, Disco. A really cool one. Nothing sexual, just nice. Thanks!

>>26687122

Nope.

>>26686998

Also, if you get around to twi, requesting her in one of those super tiny T shirts and a nice view of delicious underboob

>>26687122
>anon OP
>image limit not met yet
nope.jpg.dmg.ppt.flac.exe

>>26686950
...you know that's not a ship right? I'm sure that's a ship somewhere, but that right is there fanfiction fanart...

>>26687117
go out with a bang

>>26687129
>Oh look, another normal person who doesn't want to fuck animals
ftfy

>>26687122
Hmm, nope.

>>26687122
>anon OP

nope

>>26686645
Late cummer, but anyway, nope, Slowpoke isn't me.
Although I'm known for samefagging my threads.

And why would one think I've got banned?

>>26687034
We share the same weakness then.

>>26687129
Lolwhat.

I think you misunderstand me. Pony-Pony romantic stuff I am a massive bleeding heart for. It just starts getting kind of weird when it's a 6foot something human with a 3 foot something magical talking horse.

>>26687172
Every one on /vp/ was having a thread celebrating. so I just assumed.

>>26687172

Such dir nen Job.

>>26687108
>Snails raping the ovaries of Pinkie-Pie
...wh-wha?

>>26686950
I'm fond of Pinkie/Twilight. The bookish closed-in nerd with the wild party girl who wants to show her just how fun the world can be when you let loose.

>>26687086
>write longer fics

They're called quickfics for a reason

>>26687145
but that would remove the unbuttoned shirt theme!

Quickfic? 2nd reply, two posts.

>>26687227
Write one about you not writing anything

>>26687227
Pokemon trainer ponies.

>>26687192
>worst pony

>>26687212
I'm fond of myself/Pinkie. Every night is our time together. <3

;_;

>>26687227
Twilight attempts to cure Dash of her lesbianism with PONY SCIENCE.

>>26687227
Tasteless bums

~I wanna know what love is~


~I want you to show me~

>>26687212
I wouldnt worry too much about it

>>26687227
luna is addicted to licking celestia's horn

>>26687241 write a two-post story about Pokémon trainer ponies

This... is the day all my training has prepared me for!

>>26687192

You do realize your whoring out of Rarity is what gets people excited to shit on her more in these threads, right?

>>26687216

Well yeah, but is there really a reason for you to only write quickfics? I'm simply suggesting that you may find it even more rewarding to write slightly longer stories with less restrictions. I think you've got the skills to make it work.

Just my opinion dude. If you like what you're doing, keep on doing it.

>>26687248
>>26687256

>There is justice in this world after all

>>26687245
why do I get this bad feeling that several of my plushies will be "modified" later

>>26687139
I just want to see the worst pony getting what's coming to her by the best pony. Plus, Seth's butthurt will be immense.

I suppose she could make Trixie a dress with her broken bones and battered internal organs.

>>26687267
Time for me to go.

>>26687283
because fans

>>26687227
spike the dapper master theif, all the worlds gems are fucking his

>>26687283
plushies = friction burn

no thank you

>>26687243
That's not how you spell cutest pony

>>26687266
nope.avi

>>26687201
Weird. When, today? Or yesterday?

>>26687210
Und du halt die Fresse.

>>26687306
I think a few days ago. I don't remember.