What's a plebian?

Can you eat it?

It's not new: it's just unending.

Did someone say lesbians?

How long have we had this "unending" thread going on?

Has to be at least a month.

>>26662075
plebeian Sweetie Belle.
God damn you're so disappointing.

>>26662075

you mean to say lesbian Belle?

>>26662053
Hey Celestia, why aren't you a queen?

I wanna feed that little orange one an apple...

I'm gonna keep spamming this until I get some more orders! I've already sold one!

>>26662075
It tastes a lot like the free candy I have in my van, little girl ...

http://www.livestream.com/sunnyblitzpony

drawan ponies

Can I post before the first mention of pony fapfic/porn/sexualspeculation?!

This thread SHALL be a Rarity thread

Ok bronies why don't we have a thread that's about weird crossover ideas we've had.

I once thought that if you replaced Gilda in Griffin the Brush Off with a drunken Tony Stark it would be 20% cooler.

>>26662101
Discounting hiccups such as the mass banning period these threads haven't stopped yet.

Anyybod want a soda?

Also, what are the mane cast's favorite sodas?

>>26662096
*smacks you*

We've been over this...

Someone said something.

Plebeians you say.........

>>26662112
I'd honestly be terrified to have one in my room.

>>26662112
How much you asking?

>>26662122
I think you should replace Gilda with a second Rainbow Dash

and no one would notice a difference

Sure! Watch MC Big Macintosh "tear da mic up!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQv-R4ypSc4
>mfw I still made a Ponychan thread about it even though it's not too good
>mfw I actually decided to upload to Youtube and post about it
>just my face in general to be honest

animated for your joy

>>26662112
How much is ten pounds in real money?

>>26662127
yer auntie Epplejeck likes the sodie-pop

>>26662096

I Lesbian you Dash

>>26662108
Hey Kammy, Why are you ignoring me?

>>26662133
WHAT?!? WHO?!?

>>26662164
3 goats and a bale of hay.

>>26662153
£10 excluding P&P

in whatever color you want that I have in stock


>>26662164
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=10+GBP+in+USD

>mfw I went on Xfinity on Demand to the MLP section and they spelled Gilda the Griffon "Grizelda the Griffon"

>>26662096
Yes. "Lesbian all you can drink night."

No matter HOW you parse that sentence, it's sure to be the BEST NIGHT EVER!

>>26662119

>>26662096
>>26662107
>>26662114

FFUFFUFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>26662182
that was her beta name

>>26662182
Grizelda was her name in the early drafts of the script though.

>>26662181

How much is P&P to Manchester?

>>26662182
Grizeldaloes?

>>26662167
me Anonymous

>>26662120
Rarity is such a whore, she sucked 37 dicks in a row and had to have her stomach pumped.

>>26662181
That's not real money.

Find me that in €.

>>26662166
I know they probably don't have Coke in Equestria, but I find it funny that the pony with the Southern accent calls it by a name predominantly used in the Northeast.

Maybe she picked it up from her Manehattan relatives.

>>26662127

Dr. Pepper.

>>26662220
They have Coke everywhere dude.

>>26662208
Fluttershy fucker

>>26662208
Wow, she shouldn't try imitating Fluttershy like that.

>>26662208
nope. Stop projecting you're own life onto rarity.

You: Dear Princess Celestia,
You: Today I learned a valuable lesson about friendship
Stranger: What is it?
You: Its unwise to talk to strangers - even those that seem to be nice
Stranger: It usually is
You: because you are never sure of the people they are, and that person may be different than the person they appear to be
Stranger: Nut how will you ,ske friends?
Stranger: Make*
You: And it always turns out that the strangers you thought were the nicest, always seem to be the ones that get you in the most trouble
You: Your faithful student
You: Twilight Sparkle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>26662208

FlutterFucker is back...

I think I'm going to run a quest tonight to test all of you. I'm curious about something.

>>26662181
>£10 excluding P&P

I'm interested, but gonna wait until I have enough spare scratch to get one of your Trixies too to make the overseas shipping worth it.

>>26662200
probably hardly anything, assuming that you mean the one in the UK and not some ripoff in the US
http://postoffice.co.uk

>>26662213
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=10+GBP+in+EUR

>>26662127
Sprite Remix.

Stuff tasted like liquid skittles/smarties

>>26662164
11 Euros.

>>26662208

How could you Beedrill, she was just a pony

>>26662208
...aren't you implying that Rarity is your girlfriend by paraphrasing that quote?

>>26662190
>>26662198
Well, the more you know!

>>26662184
... You mean I can drink lesbians?

What flavor IS that?

>>26662220
Maybe there is a civilized girl still lurking somewhere deep under that dust and sweat-covered exterior. Just waiting to be brushed out and given the chance to SPARKLE!

>>26662230
Fuck you say?

>>26662231
Aren't you supposed to be dead?

>>26662251
I have a theory that the Oregon Trail quest went so well and people took it seriously because it was vidya.

Make of that what you will.

You guys like my Fluttershy's hair?

>>26662268
No. Nice job catching that quote.

>>26662281

Yes. Now give me your Fluttershy.

>>26662274
I was on a cruise to the bahamas, I didn't die

I swam with god damn DOLPHINS!

You unlock this door with the key of imagination.
Beyond it is another dimension.
A dimension of sound, A dimension of sight. A dimension of mind.
You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas you've just crossed over into...
The Twilight Zone

>>26662281
How'd you do that?

>>26662275
Those I will still do every now and then. Honestly I was amazed how well we did. I'm talking about a normal quest though. First I need to drink a bit, it always helps.

>>26662208

Are implying that your cheating on Fluttershy? Fluttershy fucker.

>>26662281
I like it

Still looking for Bronys that can MC sculpture.

SERVER IP: equestria-mc.com

>>26662273
Well in Look Before You Sleep she went offscreen for like three seconds and came back in a dress, makeup, and jewelry with her hair styled.

That was my first pony-related whyboner. True story.

>>26662305
You sound very interested Beedrill

>>26662237
>>26662228
I will staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran.

>>26662227
What the anon was talking about is that most people in the SW call any kind of soda "Coke." It's not uncommon to hear the following exchange:
"You wanna coke?"
"sure"
"What kind?"
"[insert brand here]"
"Ok."

>>26662226
That is cool.

>>26662323
I wanna style my fluttershy's hair. My Rarity's too.

>>26662325
Which flag?

here is my OC he is as strong as 10 celestias

>>26662338
YOU OWN RARITY? but i thought you hated her...

>>26662351
...USA.

>>26662358
Urge to kill....

>>26662358
How strong is one Celestia?

>>26662361
I lost the roll. The whole story is in the old thread >>26661633

>>26662318
I understand, bro.
I understand.

>>26662365
Ya know, I don't think they would let you mail a person through the USPS, or FedEx, etc.

This plan sounds half-baked.

>>26662358

>OC
>implying I didn't just see that on Ponychan
>implying I didn't post in that thread that that iamge was the OP of.

>>26662408
You can if you overnight it.

>>26662389

Well since Rarity and FS are canon best friends, she won't be so lonely.

>>26662388
1/10 of whatever that OC is.

>>26662410
>that that iamge

>>26662053

You shall be my steed.

>>26662358
>>26662388
We need to see Celestia doing something badass in season 2. Or else just performing some crazy powerful magic without breaking a sweat, not including the regular raising of the sun of course.

>>26662388
With conductive studies we can say that a celestia in the hand is as powerful as AT LEAST two luna's in the bush
>>26662389
ahh i see.

>>26662432
I honestly don't know why Fluttershy hangs out with Rarity.

>>26662451

Come at me bro

$185 alsorar

>>26662472

They both look good and take time off together to relax from work.

>>26662472
They swap sex stories and see how much each of them made working the corner.

>>26662472
Because she can't be servicing you 24/7 as much as you may want it. She needs a break every now and then.

oh yeah and if whoever was asking wants one of those parasprites, send me an email

also these are the colors I have that I can use

>>26662472
AJ and Dash are too boorish sometimes, Pinkie is too exciteable, and Twilight tends to lose interest in things.

Plus, Rarity's got a lifetime membership at that spa and Fluttershy gets in on her guest pass.

>>26662467
Trip fell off
>>26662472
The lady has to teach the slut to hide how to hide her slutitude

>>26662500
You shut your whore mouth.

>>26662467
>>26662460
>>26662438
But is Celestia stronger than Nightmare Moon?

>>26662523
I think those words are put to better use on Fluttershy.

Did anyone drawfag Doom with Celestia or Flutterdoom yet?

>>26662542
Obviously not. Regular Luna though, definitely.

>>26662220

She's like Grant Goodeve - southern/Texas accent, but was born and raised in Connecticut.

Drawfriend time?
Gimme something good to work with.

>>26662281
Did this guy ever explain how he straighten her hair? Man, I like buying these pony toys, it reminds me of being a kid. But if I buy all the ponies, that's 30 dollars. Not to mention it'd make me a sissy. I'm so conflicted.

>>26662338
Help them man.
'After sex' hair always gives the game away.

>>26662574
Fluttershy as Dr. Doom.
AKA Flutterdoom.

>>26662574
Trixie and Applejack arguing over who has the best hat

>>26662546
You're the whore AJ. I've heard things about farm girls.

>>26662453
Has anyone done that picture of Dr doom riding celestia?

>>26662575
Yes Beedrill, only buying ALL of them makes you a sissy. You're in the clear.

>>26662300
Thank you. :3

>>26662305
Well, there was a bit of luck involved. She had a bit of curl in her hair out of the box, I just parted it accordingly. I wet her hair and put a bit of conditioner in it and she looked like this. I let it dry, and she still looked the exact same as in the picture/when she was wet. So I combed it out slightly (mostly avoiding the end curls) and she ended up like this. You might be able to induce the curl with a straw and a bobby pin if it doesn't have it when you wet her hair.

>>26662592
Do Want.

>>26662592
>>26662598
Flutterdoom riding Celestia

>>26662592
ALL MY MONEY

a character I thought up after poking around the brony creator thingy...

...I dunno, one of Granny Smith's friends, who used to make candy or something and tells the mane six amusing stories of days gone by.

>>26662597
Only heard? Oh, then you don't know how much.

>>26662615
That could work too.

>>26662575
...you bought MLP toys as a kid?

>>26662641
This reminds me.

Apple Bloom's eyes? The best and coolest ones in the show?

She got them from Granny Smith. They're exactly the same.

We know that the main reason the ponies all look pretty similar is to cut down on production time and costs, but if they were differently modeled, who do you think would be the tallest pony of the main six?

>>26662592
Me gusta.

>>26662658
What do you mean? We already see the scale of them in the show.

BUT I CAN'T CHOOSE JUST ONE, FACEBOOK

>>26662646
I heard enough. Pinkie Pie is quite the gossip.

>>26662658
Fluttershy since she was the tallest in cutie mark chronicles

>>26662658
Flutters

Would you, /co/?

Also someone give me a source on this.

>>26662658
What do you mean? We already see the scale of them in the show.

>>26662658
Fluttershy.

And AJ would be toned as fuck.

>>26662651
No! I meant collecting toys in general.

>>26662592
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

>>26662680
>not twilight

>>26662592
"SPAARKLLLLEEEEEEEES!"

>>26662681
Didn't she happen to mention anything about Fluttershy?

I'm new to this Pony thing, I see it everywhere. I am looking to you Pony folk to show me the best 60 second clip from this show to get me on board. Gogo.

Would you, /co/?

>>26662740

>>26662680
>Dash leading

>>26662739
Not that I know of.

>>26662710
Dammit, man, don't scare me like that!

>edgeworth-strained(b).gif

>>26662740
There's a show?

>>26662710

I CALL BULLSHIT...

>>26662592
"You will LOVE MEEEEEE"

>>26662597
So apparently you DO think a lot about the sex life of the ponies. If Fluttershy couldn't quite make the bills one month, how much do you think she would charge at the corner?

When are they going to do an episode about racism. With a town where only unicorns are allowed to live.

>>26662751
I want the bag that has that on it. I might even like a cape, even if I could almost never wear it. Not really interested in it as a shirt.

>>26662740

Just watch the first episode, damn.

Thsi is 120 seconds though, it's my favourite clip

60 second clip

Fluttershy was probably only taller because she's a year older than the others (at the very least, Pinkie Pie). She might still be the tallest, though, it being the shy moeblob norm.

>>26662740

oh boy hope you like it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

>>26662796
They already did one. Bridal Gossip.

>>26662796

>>26662777
Well... No! I didn't buy pony toys.

>>26662783
Fluttershy wouldn't do that!

>>26662740
It's a bit longer than seconds but it pretty much sums up the life in Ponyville.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

>>26662783
About $25/job, depending. Why?

I think someone said something.

>>26662832
What would she do then?

>>26662832
It's not cheap to raise all those little critters.

>>26662740
You need context to enjoy something fully but I guess try these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7PGKcikaGY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHy3ZhY9VKs

But really, watch a couple episodes.

ITT episodes that are bound to happen:

>music band episode
>beach episode
>out camping episode
>episode in which a character steals something

>>26662740
here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYr-jbo8c4Y&fmt=18

EXACTLY 60 SECONDS

>>26662816
>rarity with a riding crop and a task mistress hat.

>>26662777
can someone please post a smaller version of this pic. i can still read this one.

>>26662867

>>26662799

lol my bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bjkM_y-Wps

>>26662592
I would, but it seems my SAI decided it doesn't wanna work with my tablet anymore.
Tablet's fine, just in SAI, I can't use the pen at all.

>>26662844
I said "something"!

>>26662860
>time travel/alternative dimension episode

>>26662898
That happened to me. Try restarting your machine.

>>26662903
I love something!
Something is my favorite!

>>26662856
>>26662852
Fluttershy is a vet. She also has a governement job tending to animals, like Rainbow Dash on the weather team.

>>26662860
>episode where Twist gets her own song
I'd give away my kidney to have this happen

>>26662832
I hear she has a reasonable rate for hugs and snuggles...
.
.
amongst other things.

>>26662910
>rule 63 episode
>4th wall episode
>I accidentally the whole physics episode

>>26662860
>Beach episode.
What could that be titled, I wonder.

>>26662951
Beat the heat

>>26662927
She's very good at those government jobs. I heard she once did a government job for every member of Congress at once at a very reasonable rate.

there is something I have wondered. Are the cutie marks decided by a ponies free choices or are they predetermined from birth and just waiting for the right trigger to make them appear. Basically do ponies have free will or are they all bound to the Wheel of Fate?

>>26662927
But aren't ponies animals? Does she tend to them as well?

>>26662951
Call Upon the Sea Ponies.

>>26662951
beat the meat

How old is Cheerilee? Is it possible she taught the mane ponies when they were younger, or are the ages too close?

>>26662867
I am popping a boner right now and I'm not even sure how. As I don't have a penis.

>>26662988
Same age as Rarity

>>26662962

BONER ACHIEVED. NOW MAKE IT HAPPEN.

>>26662951
>sandy vag?
I've got nothin'

>>26662972
It must suck to be a criminal pony. Whoops! Everybody knows you're talented at raping!

>>26662112
What have you done?! You've doomed us all!

Now let's discuss which pony Kenya Moore would play.

>>26662951
You can be sure it will be a pun tho.

>>26662860

>music band episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwkyR_vSQb4
>beach episode
Not Yet
>out camping episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhHD-lQ_a8
>episode in which a character steals something
Not Yet

sometimes i wish scrunchy face was real

>>26662962
Shut the fuck up.

>>26662867
You need many years of therapy.

>>26663048
>a character
Oh good, Gilda isn't a character.
Pacce, you mad?

>>26663006
Oh wow. Dash looks surprisingly fetching in glasses.

>>26662867
boner achieved

>>26663048
Ah-ah! Sweety Belle stole Rarity's gold cloth in that one episode, remember?

>>26662996
Such a thing as ladyboners. Even for bi-sexuals.

>>26663037

Can it be a pornstar pony?

>>26663037
Twilight

>>26663037
stop posting this every thread please

>>26662927
You know what she's like though.
Cares too much.
It's not beyond reason that she'd take on too much eventually.
She'd never turn a flank towards a creature in need.
Just one too many and...
all of those poor, lost or sick animals still need feeding and a wage can only go so far between house, bills and supplies.
you see where I'm going.
Or where she would be, rather.

I want to see a scene where Fluttershy is put on the spot before the whole of Equestria for her excellence in bird song training, for both the purposes of being given an award and to show off her talents... things would go horribly wrong for her we all know though, animals would become nervous, she might crack a wee little bit, and then there are the ones who remember her from the Grand Galloping Gala.

>>26662867
I DON'T HAVE A COCK AND I HAVE A BONER WHAT IS HAPPENING.

>>26663070

Well yeah, but that's nto a plot point. Nobody cares about the silk except Rarity and that's because she has to work more.

>>26663067
god damn trip

>>26663103
It took forever for Fluttershy to "raise" enough money to help Rarity pay for it.

>>26663058
I think they mean a primary character.
I mean, "Oh no, you insult my stealing waifu. I am anger. Grr."

>>26663073
What the Hell is a ladyboner?

>>26663084
Why, just LOOK at all these fucks I give!

>>26663037
the one that gets off on asphyxiation

>>26663099
>>26663133

>>26663133
Clitoris can become erect like our penis.

>>26663099
That's pillow-on-head insane

>>26663133
It's when girls' penises get erect due to blood swelling

>>26663037
the blind/mute/deaf one that has leukemia and is severely balding in every scene causing background ponies to freak the hell out and run in terror.

>>26663133

>>26662972
Celestia uses them as a form of societal engineering.
Need more teachers? magically brand a few more ponies with chalk boards.
Who's going to question that a pony with a chalkboard cutie mark is a good teacher?
Only a foal or a blankflank that's who.

Got to remember to keep a good blankflank underclass around.
Good motivator.
Just look at the crusaders.
They'd take anything the second it appears.

Just as planned.

You guys are such laughable fucking faggots

>>26663129
Say one more thing about Fluttershy. I dare you, I double dare you mother fucker!

>>26663188
tell me about it
also nice dubs

>>26662996
You should get that checked out by a doctor.

>[also, now I have a name; it stands for "Ex-Court-Recordsfag"]

>>26663133

summerfag

>>26663188

>>26663199
Fluttershy is a nice pony who loves you very much and would like to have the consentual intercourse.

>>26663188

That's your opinion and you're entitled to it.

>>26663199
Fluttershy is a terrible cook.

>>26663199
Are you aware that the more you talk like that, the more we will just describe how much of a slut fluttershy is?

You have generated more discussion about it than any of us.

Bravo.

>>26663199
Fluttershy's worst pony.

Pinkie Pie: Ace Attorney

>When Rainbow Dash is accused of a crime she didn't commit, the gang has 24 hours to prove her innocence, or she will face punishment.

I'm not sure about what the crime was, but the punishment is having your wings cut off.
The defendant has the option between a bloody menacing over sized bone-saw, or a cartoonish misshaped pair of over sized poultry shears.

The CMC are the future Charmed Ones!

>>26663242
I think he secretly hate Fluttershy and is using reverse-psychology on all of you.

>>26663222
That wouldn't work. She's a pony.

>>26663229
Oh she is not.

lol rarityfags

Hello pony general.
Reno is fun

>>26663277
>That wouldn't work. She's a pony.

The plumbing is still the same.

Oh Trixie, you crazy pony.

>>26663188

>>26663242
Exactly. That's just what his flutter horny ass wants.

>>26663275

>>26663297
It's canon. The phoenix chose to run away rather than be forced to eat her swill.

>>26663229
>Fluttershy has a terrible cock.

That's how I read it.

>>26663349
We all know that isn't true.

>>26663299
It's wrong!

>>26663277

>Oh here we go again.jpg

also filename

>>26663365
Is it wrong just because you say it is? Or because it violates some sort of ethical rule? Which rule would that be?

>>26663362
Maybe they mean more in the classical sense of "formidable in nature; an awesome cock"

>>26663362
indeed, I along with a bunch of others got to see how great it was last night, MegaSweet, showed us the light that is fluttershy's cock

>>26663365
wrong how?

In case you didnt know already... KM is drawing

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

Specifically he's drawing pony licking

HEAVY MUFFINGUN

>>26663436
Pony... licking?

This is madness!

>>26663395
>>26663429
She's a pony. That's beastality, fuckers.

what would you do for love?

>>26663285
so few votes bro, proves nothing

>>26663481
Now, do you know why bestiality is wrong?

>>26663427
not in human form though

>>26663277
Every time you deny your love, it affects her.
You wouldn't know it to look at her, but...
It feels like the world falls away from beneath her hooves and her heart cracks ever so slightly.
She tries not to let it show.
Does her best.
For you.
She knows your ashamed of her.
She knows you need to keep it secret, and so she does.
...but she also knows that she'd never deny you the same way.
and that's what hurts the most.

>>26663262
OBJECTION!

>>26663512
Because it's fucked up.

>>26663481
So? Bestiality isnt necessarily wrong because someone says so.

>>26663571
But why, genius? Or is it just wrong without any reason?

>>26663525
Oh no, if Fluttershy's heart breaks, can we ever fix it?

Fluttershy, you don't have to put yourself through this for him.

>>26663585
>Bestiality isnt necessarily wrong because someone says so
Not sure if serious

>>26663285
why you fuckers would even consider voting Applejack above Rarity is beyond me

>>26663525
...Beedrill...

...you monster...

>>26663518
I'm liking where megasweet is going with this. I hope she does the Octavia pic in a similar fashion. I seem to like women in clothing more than full nude.

>>26663591
We dont need too, everyone is better off without her.

>>26663590

Because some ancient instruction booklet says so

>>26663636
Ethical rules don't exist just because someone says so. They have a reason for being so.

>>26663585
>>26663590
It's wrong because animal abuse is wrong, you sick fucks.

>>26663591
>>26663640
>>26663525
But I... what?

>>26663641
semi-clothed is better than naked. Ponies are a great example of this.

>>26663691

>>26663638
amen

>>26663691
>It's wrong because animal abuse is wrong, you sick fucks.

Not a bad answer, but what if Fluttershy wanted it?

>>26663691
It's only abuse if they are unwilling.
whoa.
getting a feeling of dejavu here.

>>26663729
That wouldnt' work Fluttershy. You're a pony and I'm a person.

>>26663655
HOW. DARE. YOU.

EVEN IF SHE WERE WORST PONY (and she is), YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE MANE CAST THAT WAY!!!

>>26663727
Care to post an example?

>>26663677

i guarantee if i went 100 years into the future bestiality would be legal and socially acceptable. there will also be talking horses im sure.

>>26663733
Fluttershy isn't that kind of pony.

>>26663761
But what if you were a pony. Twilight worked up some magic and turned you into a pony. You saying you wouldn't hit that?

>>26663655

Not even if she wants it badly.

"Beedrill I need you badly..."

>>26663691

Nah...your opinion. whatever.

>>26663204
I'm also an Ex-Court Records fag

what now?

>>26663791
Not this shit again.

>>26663785
Yeah, she's more into play-rape anyways.

>this thread

>>26663785
She's not the kind of pony who would want to have sex with someone she loved?

>>26663766
I kinda did. but I guess you'll have to like the ponies a bit too.

>>26663724
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU BASTARD!!!

slowly and surely, we're breaking the 4th wall to secure a relationship between fluttershy and beedrill....

I CALL PINKIE PIE!!

>>26663791
it is already canon that twilight can turn anything else into a horse

>>26663791
This is sounding familiar...

>>26663816
Shut up AJ, you slut.

>>26663834
It's just that usually when you make these kinds of claims, you'd post evidence to support it, and I'm waiting for it.

>>26663262

>>26663876
>Shut up AJ, you slut.

You'd know a lot about that, wouldn't you cheating bastard!

>>26662699
>Would you, /co/?

No. Never.

>>26663811
>that image
...oh no... not THAT... ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! I CAN SURVIVE THE PONIES BUT NOT THAT--HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

*is overwhelmed by cuteness*

>>26663898
>Later, Gilda swallows Pinkie whole and the case is dismissed due to no witnesses

>>26663898

>>26663780
> i guarantee if i went 100 years into the future bestiality would be legal

its legal in half of the worlds countries already, bud.
socially acceptable? not fully, except in some parts of south america. there they see donkey fucking as nothing more than a form of training for the real thing, aka with other humans.

>>26663727
it's because Ponies are always naked

>This thread

>>26663285
>rainbow dash winning

>>26663930
Your wife may be expected to do what you say, but you're expected to know how to please her.

>>26663876
>oh beedrill. why won't you take my love? i-i WANT you to love me.. please, even if for a night. i'll get twilight to change me into whatever you want me to! PLEase! i jus- i just need this one thing from you.
...even just once

>>26663905
Wait, what? No, that was with Rar- No one.

>>26663920
Yes...that is an appropriate euphemism.

>>26663964
And then Fluttershy was a Mew.

>>26663910
I have a whole sheet

I used to make sprites back at C-R

>>26663978
That wasn't meant to be a euphamism. That was meant as a literal statement.

>>26663975
Oh how the plot thickens

>>26663975
>Implying you are rich enough to afford a high class escort like Rarity

>>26663951
And so am I. #kaibaswinning

...wait, dammit, this isn't twitter...

>>26664002
Say no more, say no more!

>>26663887
oh, wait, you mean only one the semi clothed thing, dont you? I though you meant the pony thing

>>26663724
It's...It's...
It's Ok.
I understand.
I'm sorry, I'm so-*sigh*
I didn't mean to upset you, it's just...
I sometimes wish...
Wish that I was...
Was...
*sniff*
good enough for you.

>>26663978
Wait a minute...

hello my brony friends, a question for you I have, does anyone have a male version of this? or could one of yo0u direct me towards it if not a direct upload, I tried searching ponibooru where I found this one, but my luck is not so great finding the male equiv, I thank anyone who helps me out in advance, and likely will again if I get some assistance.

Thank you very much.

>>26664038
>>26663964
Both of you cut that out.

>>26663518

She's just tucking it in there.

>>26664001
...I'm not gonna make it to the end of this thread, am I?

You are now aware of the best clop ship.

>>26663951

What'd you expect?

She's best pony, after all.

Alright were going to get this shit going next thread.

>>26664019
Oh Rarity gives it away for free.

>>26664105
Why, do you have some place to go?

>>26664122
>>26664125
We still have like 13 images to go and we only just passed bump limit.

>>26663978
>>26664060
It is.
It's Gilda...
With a scrunchy nose.

>>26664105
maybe

>>26662730
What?

>>26664106
>not highlighting the spoilered text
Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot Faggot

Im the only one not watching the TV... still I LOVE THIS MADMAX!

New thread when we're ready.
>>26664140
>>26664140
>>26664140
>>26664140
>>26664140
>>26664140
>>26664140

>>26664132
In case you just aren't philosophically minded, bestiality is wrong because animals are incapable of consent.

Talking marshmallow ponies, however, are capable.

>>26664098
>so, so you want me to cut myself?? i'll cut myself! please! i need this! oh please beedrill! no one will ever know!

>>26664106

What did the spoiler say?

>>26664143
I'm not making the thread, I'm talking about the quest. I hope we put ti off for a little longer seeing as how I'm not drunk yet and this Jameson is not going down very easy.

>>26664153
>>26663978
JUST FUCK ALREADY

>>26664171
Oh my goodness.
She finished it!

>>26664188
it said something like "then you will FUCK me"

>>26663512
not the one you replied to, but I imagine Bestiality being wrong is similar to the reasons for masturbation being wrong, waste of seed.

which is just silly, since males generate 'seed' infinitely, barring certain circumstances.

but hey, maybe they in their infantile olden ways thoguht it was limited, like a pool that was stricty the size of the nuts or something, who knows though, ancient man was retarded in many ways, and we odern men strive to take that title from them.

>>26664185
No... Does Twilight have to be in the room?

>>26664171
wait a minute, madmax is not in the-
>behind the sombrero

OH

>>26664122
>>26664172
Really?!? ...I might actually do it. I MIGHT ACTUALLY LIVE THROUGH THIS THRE--

>>26664159
...

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

*dies*

>>26664183
quit applying human ways to animals, its 'wrong' because ancient man was afraid they'd run out of man juice when they needed to make babies

>>26664166
> faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot

>>26664246
That's the reason for the religious dogma. For an ACTUAL ethical theory, see >>26664183

>>26664286
MUCH better.

>>26664246
No, it's wrong because it's animal abuse.

>>26664171
well if i had a humongous apple with legs aside i think i give it more attention than the tv

>>26664171
>most of the OCs are earth ponies

/co/ I am proud

>>26664352
Don't abuse me!

>>26664287
ethics like religions change all too often for it to be a valid thing though, whats ethical now might be unethical in ten years, and vice versa

that being said, I do not have an interest physically in horses or animals, they just don't turn me on in that way

>>26664346
And by better you mean worse? Flootershai is no rapist.

>>26664366
I wonder who that's supposed to...APPLE JUICE!

>>26664384
Medicine changes all too often for it to be a valid thing though. What is healthy now might be unhealthy in 10 years.

>>26664246
Or you know, it could be just against the laws of nature.

>>26664352
And we've told you (often enough to prove your troll status, I don't know why people even talk to you anymore), it's not abuse if the 'animal' in question is both sentient and consenting, Flutterfucker.

>>26664408
I wonder why it's you that's looking at him funny though.

>>26664408
the first thing that came to my mind was "Grand Galloping Gala"

>>26664419
Nature doesn't really give a fuck.

>>26664425
I don't know...

>>26664171
Also, she incorporated tape to my fake mustaches.
I don't know why that makes me so happy, but it does.

>>26664424
Call me a Flutterfucker one more time and see what happens.

>>26664487
Bring it on, Flutterfucker.

>>26664419
that really only applies t the earth we live on, not a magical land full of rainbows and ponies.

>>26664495
>>26664487
Ah /co/ where else can I have a philosophical discussion ending in threats of violence?

anywhere, actually

Fuck it, we need FLUTTERDOOM now. Really.

>>26664487
>>26664495
Shits fucking on now chaps

>>26664487
yeah bring it on flutterfucker..., i'm not the other guy, I just want to see how you react towards him, and apologize for being an instigator in a Hancock like moment.

>>26664546
>>26664495
You're both fucking dead. You don't even have any proof I've fucked any flutters.

>>26664487
Flutterfucker.

ITT: internet tough guyan, Beedrill trollan, name callan,

Just another day in the MLP general

>>26664586
And you don't even have any way of killing me, Flutterfucker.

>>26664589
Wait, what?

>>26664416
thats true as well sadly, I mean fuck..., X-ray machines used to be things in shoe stores, and that ended rather badly... mutant feet, major sickness and health problems... *shudders* and many other things I care to not think about unless thats the topic at that time.

we as a species do crazy things that get us killed off daily, but somehow we overcome extinction... poor universe would be better off wothout us I should like to think

>>26664630
Universe doesn't give a fuck. It'll outlive us, and our descendants, and our descendants' descendants, ad infinitum.

>>26664586
I am on here so litte I don't even know who yuou are, but I love your name, it makes me think of my favorite entry level bug pokemon, which can be trained to murder shit dead

>>26664660
e'yup

>>26664540
oh man i remember drawing that pic! it feels like forever!

>>26664609
Sure I do. Look under your chair.

>>26664171
>And they all watched Butterscotch fuck Chistery.

>>26664749
Nobody there but the spiders, Flutterfucker, and they're loyal to me.

>>26664775
Where are you getting this Flutterfucker business?

>>26664630
Hah.
The universe never had it so good.
Look at us.
We've conquered so many natural threats and developed so far that not only do we aim to tred upon worlds not of our origin, sending our creations to do so for us as our vanguard, we also shape the world we live upon.
Its beyond this though.
Our minds concieve of things that we could never experience or percieve.
We CREATE worlds.
Look at what we've done!

We're on the INTERNET.

Discussing
plastic
ponies.
.
.
.
fuck.

>>26664813
Just a nickname for you, Flutterfucker. Didn't you know nicknames are based on actions?