What was up with that last 404?

that was a nice feint

oh hey, i just finished this clopfic this morning.

NSFW.

Aw, the other one 404'd?

thankfully I think I managed to save that fic...dunno if it corrupted.

>>26651363
OP deleted I guess.

Thanks Leth

>>26651369
you did it?!

all of my love. all of it.

I implore you to write more, if you ever feel like it.

Pike+Rarity thread?

>>26651363
Troll OP saw Leth post the marker and deleted the thread. But it wasn't the real marker.

And then I had to go in a hurry.

Now, what about dem Discworld Ponies?

>>26651350
I happen to like ponies.

>>26651391
We were at Ankh-Marepork.

>>26651379
OP Deleted it*

uuuh also, that thank you Leth was because he made a new thread

>>26651400

Wait, so you purposely put a fake marker in the last thread?

>>26651391

>porn thread 404
>faggots whine about fursecution

saged reported hidden

marshmellow pony is best pony

also slowes pony

>>26651392
>>26651392
and i happen to like the taste of ponies.

>>26651416
Hey previous OP.

>>26651411
Clever, I must admit

>>26651391
I say we need a Captain Vimes pony.

because I like him as a captain.

>>26651400
I applaud ye, wise one.

>>26651400
Leth is a clever pony

>>26651416

Oh yeah bro, because everyone is crying fursecution in here.

>>26651411
The thread seemed a little suspect, as it was identical to another thread earlier that seemed suspect.

So yeah.

haha, oh man, that crossdressing.

Gave me a confused boner it did!

I pose a request to you gentlemen.

We need the entire cast of Magic School Bus as ponies

>>26651390

BONER BONER EVERYWHERE.

>>26647443

What if season two had no asscracks?

>>26651451
I still say I'd strut my crotchless stuff in front of the camera, clad in pink and make-up for Rarity and Trixie.

Oop, dinnertime.

>>26651459
No. Fuck you.

>>26651459
Even better, let's make everything everywhere pony

>>26651469

Then the world would come to a standstill

>>26651369
i wouldn't mind eating brownies from this

>>26651400

>>26651477
Is the daytime version of this posted in decent size yet?

someone repost girl version of the prince i couldnt save in time

hmmm.


Wallpaper thread?

This is what Im using right now.

Oh drat it seems they're still frozen in the center so I guess I'll >>26651522
HNNNNGH

>>26651534

>>26651384
forever and always

>>26651532
I'm pretty sure I've got it somewhere, let me check.

>>26651532
yes

>>26648804

also, lets do that question again.

If you were a pony, what colour would you be?
directed to anyone who feels like answering.

>>26651565
thanks, I love the evening and night time ones, and would love to cycle through them depending on the time of day

>>26651549

Princess Bluewaffle more like it

I can't really recall, but does Equestria have any kind of flag or banner?

>>26651580

Blue, navy blue not sure what my mane color would be

>>26651614
blonde?

>>26651580

I would probably be a green pony. I'm Envious as they come, so it fits.

>>26651384
>Pike+Rarity thread?
>Pike+Rarity
>Pike

Make it happen, /co/.

>>26651595

>>26651580
>Colour
I'd be red white and blue, you pinko commie faggot.

>>26651580

If I had a choice I'd be some mix of teal and royal purple. Toned down in saturation of course so I don't look like a rave reject.

In reality I'd probably just be brown.

>>26651648
?

>>26651595

>>26651584
Duplicate file entry..
>>26648804

>>26651667
>>26651648

>>26651677
oh, no, I meant that
http://crappyunicorn.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3dash0
has three images - day, evening, and night - but I've only ever seen the last two at decent resolutions

>>26651648
here are some colorful Pikes for you.

>>26651469
Then it would look weird.

>>26651635

Looks nice, but I feel like yellow is overdone

>>26651698
Right, nope, I don't have that one.

>>26651384
I approve, and that drawing is great.

>>26651648
Rarity the Vampire Slayer?

>not sure if want

I put on my lipstick and mascara like the good bad girl I am.

>mfw the thread is slow

>>26651711
How about Black then?

thread needs moar gummy

>>26651781
Ponies are too mainstream anyway

>>26651776
good, then I can look at other sites without missing something from here.

>>26651770

Your mascara is running by the way

>>26651818
IT BURNS SO GOOD

i am starting to get burnt out on poni. i dont think i can last until s2.

We need more Jessica Rabbit tributes. In pony form.

>>26651828
Ruined mascara doesn't burn. Though those hole in your eyes just might be the problem

>>26651844

Nonsense, here's a burrito pony.

Also, I wanna see the rest of the cast as burritos, someone please do this.

>>26651844
Then take a break. I did that after a couple months of finding ponies, and then came back. Im still here because of that.

>>26651416
> fursecution
I think you're mistaking us with furries.

We like ponies.

It's ... something of a sensitive subject.

>>26651863
> I wanna see the rest of the cast as burritos
Why?

>No Discworld ponies
/co/ I am disappoint.

>>26651893
Well don't be, you fucking faggot. This is why the fags in this fanbase are so terrible.

Believe it or not, you don't need to crossover MLP with everything you can think of.

>>26651828

So is that one of your fetishes too?

Do you people get why we need trusted thread makers yet? Or are you gonna keep losing the marker?

>>26651893

>>26651893
theres no artists here at the moment, and the idea didnt really pop up until today. If you really want it just request it and bring it up when artists are arund.

>>26651849
Imagine anthro Trixie wearing Jessica Rabbit's outfit.

>>26651938
No thank you

>>26651867
I also took a break, though much shorter. I think almost every fanfdom you enter needs a break one time or another

>>26651886

For shits and gigs, that's why. Unless this is a no fun allowed thread?

>>26651917
well, only mild pain like ass-slaps and the like. at least for me myself.

>>26651938
Or Octavia.

>>26651938
Imagine my steel toed size 10.5-W boot encountering your colon at a velocity of 11km/s.

Anyone have a certain set of four pics from the end of the last thread? The shiny ones with the main cast and princesses done in anthro and skimpy outfits?

>>26651965
Ouch

>>26651971


You mean the pictures by slugbox?

>>26651938
Wait, I just read you post again. Why make her anthro? Its better to keep her as a pony

Is the guy who wrote the applejack, and zecora, fics still in here?

>>26651971
Yeah

>>26651938

>anthro Trixie wearing Jessica Rabbit's outfit

Do want! I want to see Detective Sparkle bend down to pick something up, then bump her head on Trixie's tits.

>>26651992
WHY HAVENT YOU WROTE A ZECORA FIC?!

>>26651955

Aww, no beatings for you then?

>>26652008
>>26651993
>>26651990
To bad they all have almost identical body types. They would be much better if there were some variety.

>>26652034
BECAUSE THIS HERE >>26651369
BEATS EVERY ATTEMPT I WOULD EVEN DARE MAKE.

Was a mule ever actually shown in the show?

>>26652031

Oh cool, MLP pictures I'm actually interested in!

>>26652036
Well, I mean, go ahead and spank my ass glistening red and tickle there with a feather...

>>26652059

>faggot hasn't watched the show

>>26652050
Yup

>>26652063
Go back to Ponychan, furfag.

>>26652050

Well, Pinkie is a little larger than the rest, and Dash is far leaner than everyone. Other than those 2 I don't expect too much variation. Dash's thin leg's kinda weird me out.

>>26652052
SO WHAT

MAKE ONE ANYWAY

AND MAKE IT INVOLVE POISON JOKE

>>26652059
Yeah the one that molested Twilight

>>26651990
>>26651993
>>26652008
>>26652031

Don't see how these count as furry, but if they are I don't care!

>fap fap fap

>>26652086

You don't know what anthro is do you?

>>26652067

Nah, I couldn't ever beat anyone.

Unless they really deserve it.

>>26652129
hahah. how cute.

>>26652008
>>26651993
>>26651990
>>26652031

Is it just me or does anyone else just find these incredibly stupid looking and not attractive at all?

I swear I'm not gay.

>>26652059

Yes, in episode 4.

>>26652067
You don't like nonconsensual, yet you wanted porn of Madmax

>>26652152
You find this attractive, don't you spongebob?

>>26652157
She already said she doesn't care.

>>26652152
A little to much sameface/body and to glossy for me, otherwise they're not that bad.

>>26652152

To each his own.

>>26651993
>>26652008
>>26652031
>>26651990

Thank ya much!

What's on the screen?

>>26652201
a polar bear during a snowstorm

>>26652201

Games for the PS3.

>>26652148
>>26652086

I assume you're foreigners. "Fur" may mean something that you're not aware of.

>>26652152

I do hope you're kidding. Or trolling. This being a thread about grown men really, really liking colorful ponies with wacky attitudes.

>>26652201

A list of fucks that I give.

wanna play with me?

>>26652075
>>26652099
I know Rarity is in every episode, but an actual mule
>>26652156
Oh figures, that's my least favorite episode so I didn't notice

Any word on when season 2 kicks in?
I'm hoping these threads will get better once we actually have something to talk about.

anyone have the coloured version of this?

>>26652230

Not until the fall.

>>26652222

cohesion eryoutio

>>26651992
>>26651992
yeah, for just a little bit longer

>>26652230
October, isnt it?

>>26652218

Ain't even trolling. I guess I don't like girls all bimbo'd out and wearing retarded looking outfits for no other purpose than trying to appear "sexy?"

I think girls look cuter in a sweatshirt and jeans than a string bikini.

>>26652259

October or September sounds about right for when it airs.

>>26652222

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

>>26652241
Still months of nothing but porn and trolling?
Awesome.

>>26652201

>>26652171
You wanted it before that. I'm just trying to wrap my head around not liking fictitious nonconsenual, but real noncosenual being okay

>>26652261
Hey, I agree with you.

I prefer these two over the others: >>26652202 and >>26652175
However, I'll give him the benefit of knowing that they are well drawn.

>>26652261

Those retarded outfits are spoofs of what they wore to the gala if you didn't notice. but yeah some of them are kinda strange. I don't get Twilight's spoofed outfit at all, from the looks of it her ass must be hanging out the back.

>>26652300
There is a difference between drawn porn and real people. mix the two seriously, and you go full retard.

>>26652261
An unbuttoned shirt and panties is the hottest things a girl can wear, in my opinion.

Sadly, I seem to lack any pictures of pony, humanized or otherwise in this getup.

>>26652218
oh god are you being serious?

>>26652300

Nigger, did you seriously just equate drawing porn of someone's OC to literally forcibly raping a woman?

If so I'm not sure all the reaction images in the world are prepared to deal with your insane faggotry.

>>26652244
You wanna play, mister? I dont understand what you said... What you wanna play

>>26651580
I love blue green and purple, but I myself would probably be red or orange

>>26652296
About four more months. And it's already been over one month. So not really that long at all actually.

Time just flies by.

>>26652252
>>26651992
what did you want, faceless? i have to go to bed soon

>>26652201

>>26652378

WHAT THE FUCK? YOU RETARD! LOOK AT YOURSELF! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED! YOU MORON!

>>26652400
by the time season 2 airs we'll all have a bodybuilder arm.

Considering how much of these threads are porn as of late I'm beginning to wonder if this many are really necessary until the new season begins.

I mean, having a number on the weekends, and maybe one on some random tuesdays is on thing, but with no new content or creative topics the constant posting of pron and re-posting of shit has kinda burned out the majority of the
participating fan-base far as I can tell; and now we're left with pervs and quite lurkers.

>>26652431
hello captain obvious.

>>26652419
Oop. uhm, was just wondering if
1. you were going to do more of those? love 'em.
2. you needed some ideas, in which case a fun thing happened yester-yesterday. (picture)

>>26652431

>but with no new content or creative topics the constant posting of pron and re-posting of shit has kinda burned out the majority of the
participating fan-base far as I can tell; and now we're left with pervs and quite lurkers.

The story of ponychan.

>>26651532

The only place where it is can be: http://crappyunicorn.deviantart.com/

>>26652368
>>26652333
I'm saying y u no like drawings of rape? A real person being disrespected is a little worse, nothing to do with real rape

>>26652471
Okay. Now, take the time to closely re-read everything you have written before you respond again.

>>26652420
That's how it's done

>>26652346
>An unbuttoned shirt and panties
>Human!Fluttershy with her giant boobs
>Human!RD, who would undoubtedly have epic abs
Fucking fund it.

>>26652431

As of late? Don't delude yourself, friend. By mid-season, porn was becoming more and more dominant. And during the last few weeks of the season, porn peaked and has pretty much stayed that way this far.

There's still new topics to be discussed and ideas to be shared but none of you porn haters ever seem to pick up on them. You're far too bust complaining about there being nothing to discuss, rather than actually discussing something.

>>26652508

So, a humanized group shot all in unbuttoned shirts and panties?

Oh yes, I would like that very much.

>>26652528
>>26652528

>There's still new topics to be discussed and ideas

Such as?

>>26652537

Not who you're replying to, but I'd rather just see Fluttershy.

Let's make this happen.

Dancing pinkies make fluttershy happy

>>26652431

I'm usually quiet for a reason

>>26652296
>>26652296
>>26652296

It's almost as if you've got a golden opportunity not to spamm the same pictures and comments on this board over and over and over and over and over again. 'till the next season starts, that is.

>>26652537
>>26652508
I am liking this idea.

lets remember it long enough so that a lot of artists will see it, so there is a better chance it will be made!

>>26652528

>implying the porn haters have ever cared about non-porn discussion

>>26652471
To be clear I myself do not want rape stories or pictures, but I would love to see more violence

>>26652201

>>26652537
How do we make thiiiiiiiis happen?

>>26652528
and what interesting topic is going on in this thread, besides the movie thing; which currently has a 1:1 porn:not-porn ratio?

I've got little against the posting of porn, nothing at all if it's spoilered, but these threads have literally been nothing BUT Pron and over-recycled topics for the last two months or so. There where a few gems here and there but seriously.

>>26652419
At least post the color version.

>>26651416
>saging pony generals
>in 2011

>>26652458
that was my inspiration, actually

>>26652552

As a porn lover, I once brought up a non porn discussion topic that was completely ignored.

Which two main cast characters have the best dynamic, whether it be complimentary, a rivalry, comedic, etc.

Maybe it's not the most debatable topic, but again, it was completely ignored. So I just went back to porn.

>>26652556

You dont want to see humanized Twilight in nnaught but a shirt and panties, her glasses slightly ajar, and her hair unkempt, leaning back in her chair, legs up and reading an exciting book in front of the fireplace, it casting shadows on her long, slender legs?

damnit I need more humanized ponies pictures.

>>26652617
>zebra
>color

>>26652594
And this, what the fuck is this bullshit?

>>26652612
It's probably best to leave until the new season starts. These threads are going to keep getting "worse" until then

Afternoon bronies. I'm off to finish some colors

>>26652571

You'd think they'd appreciate talking about it more if they took a bit of a break. Like enjoying cake more if you don't stuff your mouth with it to the point of vomiting all over yourself.

>>26652612
Fine. want something to discuss?

What would happen, in large extent and detail, if Equestria and the human world transmerged (connected)?

What would you do? Who would you go meet? (the show did air in regards for speculation) How do you think others would react? What would Celestia do about this? (Given that the physics of Equestria works as it is, but not on earth) and anything else you can think of.

>>26652490
Are you implying you are worthy of being respected?

>>26652640
Oh. well then, have a good night fellow enthusiast. know that there is at least one fan who approves wholeheartedly.

>>26652688
so, i was thinking about writing rainbow dash next, but having her beat up the reader before forcing him into it

>>26652697
No, I am implying you've got jack shit an idea what the fuck you're even talking about, because I can't figure out head from tails on it.

Umm... I heard you saying my nam-----

OH MY! I'm sorry. I should have knocked first. I d-didn't know you were.... d-doing that. No no. You don't have to apologize. It was wrong of me to intrude without your consent. I just thought you were in pain because I heard you moaning in the room and t-that you were trying to call me for help.

W-well.. umm.... what you do in your private t-time is your business so I'll just l-leave you to that.

Again I'm so sorry.

...

...

were... you.... thinking of me while you doing... you know... that thing?

...

don't apologize... it's okay. It's natural to feel a certain way for someone you find attractive. It's part of growing up. Everyone does it....

....

umm... yes.... even I do it sometimes.

Umm.... d-d-you mind.. if I watch you do it? I mean.. if you want to that is.... I just want to make sure you're doing it. You are a growing boy after-all.

Oh dear.. I'm sorry... you're probably not in the mood anymore.. umm.. I can try to help.

Don't be scared... just let Fluttershy take off these bedsheets so she can see your...

oh my...... you're... you're... big.

heh... you got hard just from me looking at it. Well.. it's up to you now.

Um.. just do your thing. If it helps.. just pretend I'm not even here.

Y-yess... that's right. Stroke it just like that.

mmmmmm..

>>26652722
hmm. there gonna be a double-catch? good end? bad end?

>>26652672
which ones? Oooh! oooh! could you colour this one?

>>26652612

If you filtered Nanaki and Faceless, who very generously provide you trips to do so with, you'd notice that quite a large percentage of the fetish babble and porn pictures vanish with them.

>>26652737

umm.. this m-might sound weird.... but can I taste it? I mean.. if you want to... that is.

....

...

mmm..

.... oh yeah....

....

... oh my goodness

..umpf....


heh...

...

I can feel you tightening you up so I had to stop. I kind of... don't want us to stop right here.. I mean.. if that's okay with you and all.

...

umm... ooh.... no it's alright if you want to touch me.

.... go ahead..... just don't tell anyone about this. Especially... Rarity... she always throws the biggest fusses when I f-fool around with another pony.

....

oh.... that's the first thing you want to touch.

no no... keep going.

...

you know.... it feels better if you touch a woman in this area and rub your fingers around it like... this..

.... oh yes..... like that.

...

....keep going my little angel.

... yeah... I'm almost there. Keep going.

>>26652508
>>26652537
>>26652580
>>26652649
Alert the chans! Find the greatest humanized-pony drawfags!

>>26652659
It's a pony stabbing another pony, what does it look like? Are relating to another conversation? Because I haven't been following them all

>>26652737
why man

why

It's not healthy to get erect so soon again

>>26652742
uh, is leaving the reader beaten and full a bad end?

also, going with RD futa this time

>>26652737
>>26652761
Stop.

>>26652737
damn you.

>>26652772
ehhh... I'll probably not dig it as much as your other two, but as long as you're at the very least doing more of them, do what you like.

>>26652672

Good to hear 166

>>26652776

In the great words of the internet.

No, you.

>>26652488
dat whale tail

>>26652743
well, that's somewhat horrifying. um..maybe

finishing NMM on the beach now

>>26652772
You're hitting a real sweet spot for me here anon. I'm interested in what you might have up your sleeve.

>>26652688
That's actually kind of a tricky topic, especially since we don't know what the rest of Equestria is like, or where the geological landmarks would line up.

Though if we just wanna lamp shade it, I'd go work for the apple family and/or Pinke's bakery. On second thought, I'd probably just go work for Pinkie, that'd be a fun as hell job.

>>26652764
Mechasweet?

>>26652827
I dont think I've seen that picture. Im eagerly awaiting you to finish colouring it.

MY LITTLE BRODY
MY LITTLE BRODY

>>26652830
obviously the same thing that happened in Super Mario Bros

>>26652688

Ponychan fags would rape every single pony they would come across.

>>26652841
was that intentional?

oh yes of course it was haha now I get it oh you.

>>26652735
Before Disco drew it, before Madmax said she didn't care, you were harping on it. People told you no, you strove for it anyway. That is nonconsensual. Just like you being here at all, people don't want you here. You love nonconsensual stuff and you won't admit it.

>>26652761

...

oh yes. That was good.
Um.. have you ever..... you know.... had sex? I'm kind.... of.... want to.... I mean.. if you want to that is.

W-well just let me just turn around. Alright... get behind me.. and position like that yeah.

okay... I want to see if you know how to put it in...

I'll give you a hint: It's a lot lower than you would think. A lot of guys tend to make that mistake and have it slip out.

heh... yeah just like that.

it's okay. It's your first time. Just keep trying.

there go you... now.. stroke it in and out like that.

Don't be scared to finish too soon, you're still learning.

oh yes. Keep going... like that.

...

...

oh yes.

...

oh yes. keep going...

keep going.

I'm about to...

oooooh...


I'm about to...

aaaaah... aaaaah.

aaaaaaaaaaah....


...

no...go ahead.. finish inside me.


aaaah...

aaah..mmmmmmm...

....


yay.

>>26652886

>>26652688
I guess it depends, are we a pony or still human?

>>26652423
I look at myself and all I can see is a pony..

>>26652886

>non-consensual
>drawings

derp derp derp

>>26652908
Why can't you post this somewhere else?

>>26652924
both worlds co-exist so yes you're a human.

>>26652886
>people don't want you here
Sorry, this fanbase has long since lost the privilege to turn people away. Enjoy your friendship.

>>26652866

Well no, that would imply that the ponyfags actually have the confidence to rape.

>>26652688
Celestia would probably use all of her power to create a pocket of warped space (higher dimension) for Equestria to reside in, setting up an uncrossable spiritual border between it and Earth. This would be a move hastily made in desperation, because humanity would no doubt be a threat to ponykind, unfortunately. So it would be Gensokyo all over again.

>>26652866
+1

They kinda remind me pedophiles that keep their sexuality strictly concealed in order not to draw suspicion.

>>26652932

GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE! JUMP! FUCKING JUMP! DO IT YOU BITCH! DO IT!

>>26652908


.........finish inside me why don't you?

YAAAAAAY

>>26652737
SOMEONE CAP THIS.

>>26652939
I think he's complaining because she FORCED it down everyones throats. You couldn't go a thread without Faceless either trying to commission it, get a drawfriend to do it, or just spamming it.

>>26652953
If you notice, there are people asking Faceless to leave all the time. And it's often, because Faceless is a high school dropout with nothing better to do than spam /co/. At least /b/ kicked her out.

>>26652942

Because it's forbidden to post Pony material in a non-pony thread.

I'm not going over to Ponychan to get banned.

I just woke up hella horny this morning and thought it would be hella funny if I was masturbating and Fluttershy caught me.

Not that I jack off the ponies.

>>26652971

Humanity wouldn't be a threat, just MLP fans, especially ponychanners.

>>26653014
>he thinks I'm a girl

>>26653022

non-pony general thread.

>>26652980

Why u yell at seatybelt?

>>26652458
I frew up and died a bit inside...

>>26653014
>Thinks faceless is a girl
How did you even come to that conclusion?

>>26653022
/b/ is a relatively easy-going place.

though they'd just filter you so knock yourself out. be sure to cap it though because those threads go quick

>>26652979

Yeah, their futile attempt at hiding their perversion is actually pretty hilarious.

>>26652688

I would try to have sex with Fluttershy.

In all seriousness I would try to make friends with all the ponies.

>>26653022
Why not go to FiMchan and link to there, like RS does.

>>26653043
I just got stuck referring to you as that. I think you posted a picture once when I was skimming through the archive.

>>26652980
wheee, I'm flying

>>26653027
Why, do you see us as a bunch of malicious rapists and molesters? I wouldn't be a threat. I'm totally nice and respectful and stuff.

>>26653090

okay that's enough reaction images from me.

>>26653052

WEAR YOUR SEATBELT DAMN IT! YOU IRRESPONSIBLE LITTLE SHIT!

Not sure if this has been mentioned yet, but remember that MLP Warhammer trailer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMElt51fkH0

Just how much does Games Workshop suck?

>>26653116
caught ya. Now just sit tight, we're going to my place.

>>26653131
they're a bunch of greedy fucks.

>>26653122

>Come on little pony, get in my van I'm totally nice and respectful and stuff. You'll see I'll show you some real friendship.

GTFO creep.

So the moral of the story is that most people think faceless is a douchebag and want him to either tone down the spamming or, shall we say, remove himself from the premises. Forthwith.

What a great thread!

>>26653135
SHE DONT WANT YOU TO FUCK HER YOU GODDAMN PEDO.

>>26653116

DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME YOU LITTLE FUCK! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING!?

>>26653180
It's either her or you.

>>26653152

I don't mind faceless at all.

>>26653131
>Video no longer available.

You posted this all of three minutes ago damn son.

>>26653135
are you gonna play with me?

>>26653150

>>26653150
Hey come on man you've got it all wrong! I'm not Faceless over there. Well now that I think about it there are quite a few of pedophile molester-rapist wannabes in this fandom...but I'm not one of them I swear! I'm certain they're the minority!

>>26653150

>>26653058
She likes to be defecated upon.

>>26653193
*sigh*

yeye lets go.

>>26653213

>I'm certain they're the minority!

Not since ponychan.

>>26653043

Notice how he doesn't say anything about not having gotten past his last year of highschool.

>>26653216
>he likes to be defecated upon.
ftfy

>>26653209
yep!

>>26653228
I am running away from you.

I jus don' geddit...
Yellin' at pictures makesnow sense

>>26653196
Faceless can participate in threads, but I just hate her spamming. Either make the text into an image and spoiler it, or link to googledocs, like all the other fapfic writers.

kekeke

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

>>26653248

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? YOU CAN'T READ? YOU ARE A PONY!

>>26653235
That would narrow down indications of my age even a smidgeon.

>>26653247

>>26653022
>Because it's forbidden to post Pony material in a non-pony thread.
WRONG!

reaction images and macros relevant to the sunbject of a thread are not in violation of the rules

only hi-jacking is

keep bawwwing

Hey, guys.

>>26653208

That was why I posted it.

>>26653302

SO MUCH WIN!

>>26653302
That's looks really nice

>>26653302
YEEEEESSSSS

>>26653302
I have the least normal boner right now.

Since I don't have a penis any more.

>>26653302
and it's not futa. Sweet.

>>26653350
> And it's not futa. YET.

Fixed that for you.

hey guise

I heard there was some animatics video for TIcket Master on "yahoo videos". Anyone has it saved?

>>26653337
depends of how much she trusts you.
If you took initiative; squeaks
If she took initiative; guidance

>>26653188
This strange big pony wants to play with me, can I? please?

>>26653302
...

I don't even...

That's...

Stupid sexy Flutters.

>>26653302
YAY SOMETHING I STARTED GOT MADE BY MEGASWEET

>>26653369
First I've heard about it but do want

>>26653338
Wait, WHAT?

>>26653381
WELL I MEAN, UH, FUCK. WHY NOT GO AHEAD YOU RETARD WHAT DO I EVEN CARE

>>26653337

She would be terrible in bed.
Despite what idiot weeaboos think about shy waifus real shy girls are horrible to fuck because they act like they are in constant pain/embarrassment while you do them. Also they use the "I have a headache" excuse quite often.

>>26653337
oh, where's beedrill when you need him.

fixed the eyes a little

>>26653302
awwwwwwww yeah

>>26653444
When you've done as many how far you even want to take this, are you going to put them together in a strip?

>>26653376

I personally would find it hotter if she took the initiative, heh...

>>26652939
Exactly, they're just drawings. Why not draw and write about rape and mutilation?

>>26653337
She would try to keep quiet the longest, but probably end up um..and oh my between squeaks

>>26653418
You afraid of a cock with your bottle of wine? Don't worry, I only have the wine.

>>26653419
Yes yes yes thank you yes thank you

>>26653433
>Despite what idiot weeaboos think about shy waifus real shy girls are horrible to fuck because they act like they are in constant pain/embarrassment while you do them. Also they use the "I have a headache" excuse quite often.
I think you're confusing shy girls with girls who just hate sex.

I've known girls that are wild in the sack, love sex, love dirty talk, etc., but are just so sheepish about their enjoyment they literally hide their faces. I didn't know that was a thing people really did until then.
It's really cute, but it's not at all the same as trying to get out of sex or being legitimately uncomfortable with the act.

>>26653475
because we choose not to.

>>26653505
Let's go then~

>>26653523
so what we gonna play?

>>26653513
But like you said, they're just pixels and words on the internet.

Why not?

>>26653338
you make me love CHISTERY more and more everyday

>>26653510
I had a girlfriend who would pretend to be into it, only to start crying, bawwing midway through. I'd rather stop, thanks.

And I mean I'd much rather go out and get a girlfriend who actually wants what she actually wants and actually says it when she's not into it. There's nothing worse than surprise pity sex.

>>26653523

STORY TIME WITH FACELESS. Go I knnow you want to rape that pony. *Troll Face*

>>26653302
Oh my.

That's... appealing.

>>26653433
I hate that shit. They make it seem like its some great sacrifice that they're enduring just for your sake. Not to generalize but it just seems like a lot of females have serious hangups about sex, kinda sad.

I want to go to sleep, but I keep finding a damn reason to stay here

>>26653551
>>26653523
No Sweetie Belle! its time to go home!

And you mister, you stay away from my sister or I will gut you with my horn, and then hang you with your intestines!

>>26653555
why?

>>26653551
We're going to play a guessing game. I'm going to put a blindfold on you. okay?

>>26653510

LOL, holy shit I've dated a few girls who are completely opposite with the approach. Its just fucking insane fun experiencing that kind of bedroom P.E.

>>26653302
I love that fluttershy is often depicted with shapely hips and thighs

What the fuck is going on in this thread

>>26653576
>I had a girlfriend who would pretend to be into it, only to start crying, bawwing midway through. I'd rather stop, thanks.
Again, that is not what I'm talking about.
That is a different type of girl than the type of girl I'm talking about.
They are two separate types.

>>26653576
> I had a girlfriend
very unlikely

>>26653605
I've locked the door you know.

>>26653630

the usual

>>26653638
sooo

>>26653681
Okay, now, just stick your tongue out...

There. what did that taste like?

>>26653681

dat filly plot

>>26653392
Yeah, I heard it was taken down but you know... it is Internet. Nothing being lost here.

>>26653634

Fluttershy would be the bad type.

>>26653302
nice

>>26653719
It looks like Twilight was interrupted just as she's about to have some gum.

>>26653735
>Fluttershy would be the bad type.
I respectfully disagree.
It's the quiet girls who are freaks in the bedroom.

>>26653623

See, I can never look at that and not think of RIBBON DANCING.

http://youtu.be/Eiv0Z0jj3-8

Thread sure is slow.

posting random context

Sex with Twilight would be akward, she'd insist on doing everything by the book

>>26653623
She IS the motherly type.

the kind that'd fuck you silly every time you'd come home from work to get a baby.

>>26653793
>let's ignore those moldy old books and write a new one

>>26653719
Cool beans

>>26653752

Yeah, that's bullshit.

>>26653752
That's just a romanticized myth, really.

>>26653752
I had a dream last night in with I had sex with Fluttershy and some of the other ponies.
She was the tightest, but also the worst of them.

And since Im a Fluttershy fan, this was pretty disappointing.

>>26653816
>Yeah, that's bullshit.
Hey man I'm sorry you've had a sexual history consisting of pity sex and broken, traumatized girls who can't enjoy sex, but you don't need to go around trying to fit every female character to that mold.

>>26653844
I wish I didn't read that.

>>26653816
>>26653830
>That's just a romanticized myth, really.
Personal experience says otherwise, but at this point we're pretty much just comparing our conquests and trying to build universal tropes out of them.

>>26653844

The truth lies in your dreams, it was a sign, let her go.

>A pony....with NINE asses?

>>26653844

in mine it was go good I woke up mid-coitus. Felt bad I never got any closure

>>26652152
Slugbox's art style is really off-putting to some people, and ridiculously sexy to others. Don't worry, you're not alone.

>>26653921
Stop coming up with awesome drawing ideas!

>>26653885
Yeah, it's actually kinda dumb to generalize either way I guess. I can't claim to be some kind of expert or anything.

>>26653947
Apple Juice drew a pony with EIGHT asses

>>26653859
>>26653904
It also consisted of a pregnant Celestia silently watching, with a smile on her face. She was sitting in that way Lyra sits and had bouquets of white flowers on her swollen belly.

I have no idea what that means

>>26653960
Pic or it didn't happen.

>>26653967
Oh you're still on? That sounds like a messed up dream.

>>26653607
>why?
I would love to see Gilda disemboweling some ponies, it would make me feel warm and fuzzy in a non-sexual way.
I hate that people think I like gore sexually.

>>26653973
I didn't SAVE IT

>>26653973
I seent it.

>>26653967
You should talk with a psychologist about your dream.


it could mean that you want to marry and have a baby with either fluttershy or celestia.

>>26653960

crazy ponies

>>26653990
You should ask Discotecnica, if anyone. that's all I have to say on the matter, and that's all I will respond with.

>>26654016
indeed

>>26654016
>erotic asphyxiation

*sproing*

>>26654012

>>26654016

>can't choke with hooves

New thread
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>>26654018
>>26654018
>>26654018

new thread when you guys are ready

>>26654047
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>>26654037

so what happend with sweety belt and faceless?

>>26654012
G-goddamnit.

>>26654008
>Faceless telling me to go to a shrink
>mfw I dont have any appropriate reaction face.

>>26654016

Fluttershy is getting in over her head here.

>>26654059
belle never responded (or yet)
probably best to take it to the next thread.

>>26654053
>>26654056

>>26654056
>>26654053
goddammit

again