>>26644358

>>26644379
needs more decapitated scootaloo

>>26644357
I'd LOVE to see Derpy's Finishing Moves

>>26644405
You kinda don't.

>>26644379
Watching nintendo announce stuff just made me go back and play the N64, and then I plan on buying nothing new, mission accomplished.

Pony picture to make it related.

Twilight has at least 4 telescopes.

I don't know why this information was important, it was more of a compulsion really. Do with it as you will.

best night ever.

>>26644401

Finished your fic /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/, was an enjoyable read. I was just wondering if you were going to add in a part two? It just seems incomplete currently

If you don't want to write a second part, perhaps Snarky could? I'd love that :D

DERPY USE OPTIC BLAST

>>26644188
yo fuck spelling

Gilda'd be top tier

>>26644449
You got a crapload of ideas. Gonna do em all?

>>26644357
Here's a real question, who actually knows how that drawing came to be?

I hope someone else here does.

>>26644423
I enjoyed this a lot for some reason.

>>26644428

Finished request. Someone asked for Nightmare Scootaloo. Decided to add some speedpaint coloring.

>>26644480
Blah blah shading blah blah coloration blah blah episode one.

>>26644434
I'm glad ya liked it. I suppose I will continue it, since I have the idea there in my head. Snarkys offered to edit it, and I'll gladly let him have a crack at editing the part 2 if he's up for it.

>>26644445
Better luck next time.

>>26644428
crippling personal problems you say?

>>26644494
A picture of yours I can save! Excellent.

>>26644480
I believe FlashinthePan drew that one

>>26644449
Very cute, thank you

>>26644494
hello railgunner etc etc. great picture as usual

>>26644480
I don;t but can I but a guess forward? My guess would be from when some people thought derpy was darker than she really was because in the first episode she was in low lighting and was thus the darker color on the right. And people argued over it because it was the internet. Is that close?

>>26644480
The famous screencap of Derpy with her eyes derped has her shaded slightly, so her colors come off differently than usual. Then a whole bunch of people used that screencap as direct reference on how to color her. This lead to there being about two versions of every Derpy pic: one with Derpy colored wrong, and the other where somebody photoshopped her into her proper colors.
And then that was drawn.

>>26644494
Any chance of ever seeing a walkthrough or tutorial for us plebs who wanna learn to paint?

>>26644532

>>26644494
soooooooooooooooooooooo sick

>>26644498
Danke my /co/mpatriot! I look forward to it ;)

>>26644555
And to think, I only got here in February.

If they could only see me now.

>>26644476
Yes

>>26644202
i think this is how caramel looks

>>26644578
ah hahaha what

Holy shit I was winning games.
lady luck is smilin'

>>26644419
>None of her customers complained.

Oh god why did I come back to a dead as dirt thread?

>>26644694
Because no one escapes.

>>26644694
I may have accidently everything.

Eeeveeerrr.

>>26644694

>>26644208

>>26644715
Goddamnit celstimina WHY

>>26644428

My crippling problems

are pony threads

This thread needs more PCILF (Pony Cougars I'd Like to Fuck)

>>26644694
The same reason why I am continuing writing this horrible poem that tells conventional rhyming schemes to fuck off: Because you're an idiot.

>>26644694
You got lonely.

>>26644733
... why is she on a skateboard?

>Go to Toys 'R' Us looking for Mighty Beans for nephew's birthday
>About to go to the checkout
>Hear the My Little Pony theme when walking past one of the aisles
>Head turns so fast you could hear it snap
>Walk down the frilly pink aisle and find a bunch of pony stuff.
>$10 for each pony figure
>Only have $30 extra to spend.
>The dilemma of only buying three.
>Finally pick Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash They didn't have Rarity (obviously sold out)Applejack didn't have a hat, so fuck thatDon't really care for Fluttershy
>Realize i've spent 30 minutes making a decision.
>Go to checkout with ponies and beans.
>Get a free Pinkie Pie plushie doll for spending $30 on ponies.
>My face when

>>26644764
Show us your treasures.

>>26644755
I only ever see ketchup on her face

>>26644764
>Don't really care for Fluttershy.
...

I am going to chalk that up as a typing error.

>>26644764
I don't get why applejack doesn't have a hat. It is literally the single item that they have a mane character wear. Would it be that hard to have it?

>>26644746

So does that mean more Mayor Mare? Because I can dig that.

>>26644764
... Free Pinky plushy?

It's not that terrible g3 looking piece of crap, is it?

>>26644797
We can't all be Beedrill.

...She's probably a cougar as well, I think...

>>26644814
MOTHERF-

>>26644212
I changed it a bit

>>26644764
>$10 for each pony figure
were they deluxe or something? last time I checked they were like $5

oh yeah Berry's one as well.

>>26644764
>Picks Twilight pinkie and Dashie
>Fuck fluttershy
>Awesome man, brofi-
>PINKIE PIE PLUSHIE
OH GOD PLEASE INFORM ME OF YOUR LOCATION SO THAT I MAY RUN TO YOUR TOYS R US UNLESS ITS THAT g3 REHASH PLUSHIE AND THEN THAT STILL PRETTY COOL BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS I EXPECTED

>>26644814
She's part junglecat? What?

I don't think I have (or if) Kloudmutt's Mayor Mare, so whatever.

>>26644857
define:cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf.

>>26644862
Be careful around that Mayor. Cougars have a fierce bite.

>>26644885
...in this case, pony cougars are hotties/milfs.

>>26644885
I can define stuff too.
cou·gar/ˈko͞ogər/
Noun: A large American wild cat (Felis concolor) with a plain tawny to grayish coat, found from Canada to Patagonia.

>>26644885
You're implying that Cherilee was in a wind tunnel accident? What?

huh. I appear to have run out of sexy sexy pictures. blegh.

>>26644909

>implying you wouldn't let the mayor bite you.

>>26644917
Are you Bloodninja?

>>26644834
Graboids don't have eyes, or toofes.
But I already have
>>26644498
so I'm not too upset. Thanks anyway juice

>>26644196
i didn't forget about you

>>26644963
...Oh you son of a bitch. SO MANY PUNS, I CAN'T NOT LAUGH.

In the interest of getting some discussion going, and even some rage because that's fun too...

Post your Favorite pony of the main 6, and why you like them.

Twilight for me, because a socially awkward nerd with a huge innate power is awesome.

Then say what your least favorite pony of the main 6 is, and why.

If I had to pick one, it would probably be... Uhh. Hmm. Rarity I guess, though she's kind of in a four way tie. I don't like her because she's a little too OCD for my tastes.

>>26644979
Twil-... No pinki-.. No, Rainbo-
AUGH I CANT DECIDE
I know that Fluttershy is my east favorite, she just seems boring to me. the only time she was entertaining was when she was flipping out in the last episode

>>26644239
griffons are stupid

I couldn't pick one. I couldn't pick a favorite if I so wanted to.

>>26644979
Rarity is my favorite, because I think the way she holds herself is admirable.

My least favorite is Pinkie because LOL SO RANDUM!!1 XD

>>26644979

I could never decide on a favorite, they're all so awesome.

Applejack is definitely my least favorite though. Even Rainbow Dash gets points for having the best color scheme.

>>26644979
Twilight, for pretty much the same reasons, but also she's painfully adorable.

A difficult question, but probably flu... no, app... fuck, I dunno.

>>26644979
ouch bro. best pony isnt ur fav......

>>26644979
I like the three unicorns the most, but I'm leaning over to Rarity because she's got such an awesome voice and attitude.
I don't care much at all for Fluttershy, I think she's super boring sometimes.

>>26644979
Pinkie Pie is best pony.
Adorable faces, adorable voice, songs, antics.
Rainbow dash is worst pony.
Because being the cause of all your friends cutie marks is pure bullshit and you all know it.

>>26644979
I would say Twilight. I identify with her the most.
I would have loved to have her as a role-model when I was young

>>26645066
... I forgot adorable in there? Crap.

>>26645086
Oh yea, least favortie. Uhhm.. Noone? They all have their own personal quirks that just makes it impossible for me to dislike any of them

>>26645087
How do you forgot adorable?
Just look at dat face

>>26644979

Rarity is my favorite, but Twilight is a very very close second. Rarity looks great, is generous and has a great VA. I also find her OCD a little cute. I like Twilight because she's a cute socially awkward nerd pony.

Least favorite pony? Fluttershy or Pinkie. Fluttershy is a little boring and Pinkie can be a little annoying. I do enjoy Pinkie in small bursts though and I think she's still very cute.

Also, I FUCKING LOVE THIS PICTURE.

My favourite pony is... All of them because ponies.

>>26645081
U jelly your best pony ain't doin' shit?

have some batmare

>>26645081
I thought that too, but then I realised that given the scale of a sonic rainboom, 5 ponies getting their cutie marks as an indirect result of it really isn't so unlikely. There were probably dozens and dozens more. If you asked around, *everybody* would remember it.

>>26645131
Not really, I don't care how they solve problems in this show really.

>>26645118
It was a momentary lapse of judgement.

>>26644979
heard we were talking about the best pony?

34

>>26645171
And another.

>>26645170
Indeed we are

>>26645081
>Because being the cause of all your friends cutie marks is pure bullshit and you all know it.

I thought that was really cheesy too... Didn't like how that ended up at all. Still wasn't Dash's fault, she didn't know what she wrought.

>>26645170
Agreed Opalescence is best pony

>>26644979
Fav. Rarity or Twilight. They have the most interesting personalities.
least fav. Dash. I can find nothing redeeming about her. The show would be 20% cooler if she wasn't in it.

>>26644248
i lub gummy

>>26645194
YOU WOULDNT EVEN HAVE THAT LINE IF IT WASNT FOR HER

>>26645190
It's the same concept holding TS back from best pony slot.
Fucking OP magic bullshit, fuck I hate things for no reason sometimes.

>>26644979
Rarity. In the beginning, she was well above the standard fashionista that poisoned most cartoons, but still had the traits of being overly concerned about aesthetics, but then a string of episodes in the second half made her my favorite because they showed a new side to her character: An artist who would put her life's work on the line for the happiness of her friends and is capable of overcoming her compulsions. A perfectionist who is charismatic (sweet-talking a dragon into almost leaving and only failing due to greed, manipulating the diamond dogs) and could probably adapt to any given crises.

Also, she kicked a manticore in the fucking face. Seriously, is the rest of the cast even trying anymore?

>>26645189
There, now it doesn't look like her cutie mark is her ass hole.

>>26645171
>>26645181
god yes.

>Dash nobody loves you anymore what do you do to feel better?

>>26645226
Would never have noticed if you didn't correct it, and now I can't unsee it.
Fuck you and your keen eye and also fuck the marker

>>26645216
Twilight is at least interesting about it, and completely justified given that "destiny" clearly does exist in equestria. She's certainly not cocky about it, nor is she really particularly skillful yet. Much like Dash, who is very powerful but can't actually fly worth a damn.

>>26645214
exactly my point
that line fucking sucks

>>26645226
It isn't?

>>26645253
I still like you, dashie, if only because most of the way through sonic rainboom you remind me of me, and it's always nice to see a cocky character who isn't skin deep

>>26644256

man, i took way too long on these. just under an hour?

too slow. ;_;

alright, night dudes.

>>26645264
Speaking of lines, I'm love the on from the phoenix episode when Twilight shooes the guards out with the "thank you ever so much for keeping me in the LOOP BAI"

>>26645253
>Leaves trail of sweets to rapechamber.

>>26645317
Evil people get free ice cream?

Fukkin sweet

>>26644979
Least favorite: Applejack.

I like her, but not as much as the rest of the cast. She has a boatload of airtime, but so practically has to share every episode she plays a major role in. I like how they focused more on her work ethic than farm girl hurr hurr, but that's just not enough. Where's her breakdown? When does she finally throw up hoovers up in the air and say "You know what? Fuck it".

In the beginning, it was "I'm a farm pony yee-haw" and by the end "I'm a workaholic". Come on, writers. Throw us a bone here.

>>26645264
That line was fucking awesome when it first came out, and is now abused to hell and back because it can be used out of context. Blame the fans, not the writers.

>>26645361
Rape chamber?
Oh my

>>26645368
Hmm. I see where you're going with that. AJ seems like the least developed character in the show right now.

Lots of screen time, but little actual development. Only real episode that evolved the character was episode 4, then not much beyond then.

>>26644494
fucking right!

>>26645368
She doesn't break down and say fuck it, she's Ponyville's most dependable pony.

Or more accurately, she's a character that can keep her cool in just about any situation, she can be written in to just about any scene and have it still make sense. I bet if the studio had more funding and more time, a lot of Applejack's appearences would be background or side ponies instead, and she'd have a lot more issues.

>>26645366
You get three free scoops of any flavor a week, but you only get a discount on the waffle cones. Then again, being evil is its own reward

>>26645368
>That line was fucking awesome when it first came out
no it wasn't, thats the kind of shit you hear in Johnny Test
I rolled my eyes so hard I broke a blood vessel the first time I heard it

>>26645403

I want to see a deeper side of applejack, I'm tired of seeing her as the prideful workaholic in every fucking episode she shows up in.

I wonder how Beedrill feels about this.

>>26645403
Unfortunate how that ended up

Besides her 'fancy aspirations' she had when she was younger, pic related is like...all we get from her

>>26645396
Well, more of a force-feeding chamber but zoning won't let me re-name it.

>>26645403
And even if we didn't have that episode, her stubbornness would be played with again a billion more times.

>>26645430
>Johnny Test

>>26644780
I'll post pics in a second, sorry, I had to go out and get dinner.
>>26644807
It is, but she smells nice.
>>26644836
$10 Australian
>>26644843
It is, but she smells nice, and she was free.
Part of MLP's 25th year.

>>26645458
a-

*cough* through... all the holes?

>>26645458
Lousy rapechambers get all the tax breaks

Least favorite? Fluttershy. She just seems... boring. She's by no means a bad character, I think she just needs more something.

>>26645482
I have both the Twilight and the Pinkie plushes. They really aren't that bad. Put them in outfits. Do it.

What?

>>26645521
>Foalita

Give. Me. That.

>>26645521

What what?

>>26645482
Oh well. Thanks for the info.

>still waiting on a decent, small plushie to come around

>>26645521
This is my religion.

>>26645521
yea trixie WOULD read that

Oh AJ, I hope they make you a better pony in season 2.

Is there any Swedish bronies on now? I just read that we have a DVD coming up.
Did I just miss it being dubbed?

/r/ing chubby Pinkie

>>26645521
Why hello there little lady.

>>26645583
>implying it would be possible for AJ to be a good pony

>>26645617
you shut your whore mouth!

>>26645639

hhhnnnnngggg sexy redneck women

>>26645171

I implore you, where did you get those from?

>>26645658
I think he made them

>>26645658
Artist's tumblr.

>>26645670
Nope.

>>26645253

But Rainbow Dash Is my favorite character! Even if she is a little cocky

>>26645591
I too am requesting some Pudgy Pie.

>>26645585
This needs to be finished.

old as heck picture though but hot damn

>>26645591
does no one clean their shit anymore? dammit

>>26645677

Maybe i'm just blind, but I don't see the artists name

>>26645705
Silly, that's not Pinkie Pie

>>26645799
durr obv.

>>26645482
Can't find my camera cord for fuck sake, sorry.
>>26644800
Yeah, I have no idea why she didn't have a hat. I was looking everywhere in the box, no hat.
>>26645482

>>26645482
Suddenly Photos!
This is the free Pinkie Pie Plushie

>>26645862
Jesus christ how horrifying

Pinkie Pie and Twilight.
Sorry for the shithouse quality

>>26645862
Ooh, that's NOT the one I was thinking of.

>>26645862

NOPE

pardon, a lil' help?
I got my hands on this teddy bear, but I can't find the skin that replaces it with Applejack.

Anyone know where I should look?

>>26645862

UGH. G3 BULLSHIT. LOOK AT THOSE EYES.

FUCK. I WAS EXCITED FOR A MINUTE.

>>26645591
cleaned that for you.

Twilight and Rainbow Dash

>>26645862
Pinkipotamus?

>>26645883

Why on earth would you want to replace that cute teddy bear with a stupid horse?

>>26645862

Finally, back of all three boxes
>>26645887
>>26645878
>>26645876
Yeah, it's G3 bullshit, but hey, I didn't pay anything for it, sorry I got your hopes up, mine were crushed too when I got her.

>>26645904
Oh u. Hope you don't mind my posting them.

>>26645904

Suddenly, Hops out of nowhere.

...Does anybody know where sells these:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bhXgcZzlOUg/TVWt4lsUYZI/AAAAAAAABS4/HjN4mGsWnbA/s1600/pony-5.jpg

>>26645915
Forgot the fucking photo

>>26645899
because the lawn

>>26645904
either YOU or hoppip. guy does shiny ponies and i love 'em

>>26645899
because AJ's my 2nd favorite pony
>>26645862
it's so big

>>26645862
Holy shit. That's a lot worse than I thought it was.

O hai Hops.

>>26645862

>>26645862
no no no No No No No NO NO NO NO NO NO.

>>26645942
That's the artist you're responding to and I only posted that for a second. Didn't wanna spread it around too much in case he didn't approve.

Did I miss soething important?

god dammit i was trying to delete a post in a different thread
how do I 4chan

>>26645916
no i don't at all~

More of ugly pie
Ugly pie's uglie mark

>>26645971

Don't see you around these parts anymore.

>>26645971
Well everything's okay, then. 'Cause I kind of reposted it errywhere.

>>26645862
>>26645961
oh god you got faceless back to avatarfagging MAKE IT STOP!!!

>>26645916
>>26645918
>>26645931
Who's this Hops guy and why should I care?

>>26645965
oh I didn't realize he didn't want it spread around

>>26645979

>>26645921
No idea. Anybody else? I'm a bit interested in getting a Dash, myself.

25 years of ugly

>>26645994

>who's Hops

I take it you haven't seen these?

The Tag

>mfw Fallout: Equestria updated

>>26645942
yep that's me

>>26645931
hahaha, i'm trying to stop making them look so shiny these days, actually.
NOT LIKE IT SHOWS MUCH but still

>>26646008
That's Hops' art? Man.

>>26645971
I pretty much love every single of your pictures.

'specially the Mrs Cake one.

>>26646008
Oh, that guy

>>26645994
does shiny ponies, and aside from myself, also jumpstarted the horngasm here.

>>26646025
Why is everything getting deleted?

so I keep my ponies in their boxes next to my desk on my bookshelf right? so I'm putting some books away a few nights ago and I have to move the boxes.
i pick up my Rarity and notice something on the box. I looked at it for a little bit, then I realized what it was. Cum. I accidentally came on my Rarity when I shot a huge load at some point in the past without realizing it.

>>26646034

Ah yes, the horngasm. I was in the thread that it was requested.

>>26646041

>>26646041
Cool story bro

>>26646041
only a little? BETTER LICK IT UP

>>26646041
Brool story, /co/

>>26646062
its dry though, and it wont go away

>>26646041
>Leaving the best pony in a dusty old box and accidentally jizzing on her.

>>26646041
How does that happen by mistake? Sounds like an intentional move by your subconscious.

>>26646041
And that's why you never fire indiscriminately in a room. Now you got DNA evidence everywhere.

>>26646000
Nice trips. Somebody want to answer the question?

Porn unrelated.

Ugly Pie standing up.
Sorta

How do I find bronies around where I live or at school, I have no idea where to start and I don't want to reveal I watch it or else people will think i'm a faggot. This is quite a dilemma. Any tips?

Hops are you taking any requests by chance?

>>26646025
I think they look nice that way.

Also i'm drooling of the cara and braeuburn traps, thanks

>>26646041
>Loosing your load on an uncloth mule

>>26646078
sound like science needs to be.....ngh.....done!

>>26646087
You watch My Little Pony.

Just accept that you, as well as all of us here, are faggots.

Finally Ugly Pie simply being ugly.

>>26646105
Well duh, but he doesn't want people to know that yet.

>>26646087
I assume your school has a corkboard? Set up a dummy e-mail account, put up a flyer that says 'Like MLP:FiM? Want to find other people who do? e-mail <dummy>'

>>26646087
Could try acquiring a slightly subtle T-Shirt.

Pie Family Rock Farms is a nice one.

>>26646086
If they handed me that... thing... at the checkstand, I think I would just refuse it.

>>26646087
4/10

>>26646118

You could always light it on fire and put the video up on the internet?

>>26646118
But when you're trying to put on airs of buying for a younger sibling, and having no idea what kids really want, you'd have to take it to keep up the illusion.

>>26646077
the bookshelf is over my right shoulder
I often edge to shoot big loads
on one such occasion It must've been in just the right trajectory to hit the box
>>26646074
>taking your toys out of the box

>>26646087
>or else people will think i'm a faggot.
you either live with it or you don't. "faggot" is a tag people issue you since they don't agree with your personal choices.
take this to ponychan next time you fucker

>>26646087
Go join 4-H or something

>>26646125
This reminds me, I need to see youtube of the Celestia...thing getting microwaved. I bet he wings will be so pretty.

>>26646125
That is a much better idea.

>>26646129
You don't have to put up an air of anything if you keep a straight face.

I worked at a checkstand before, people buy the strangest shit, and didn't even give a second glance at it after a while.

>>26646136
The logistics of this situation are still baffling me.

>>26646087

>school

Oh god... Ponychan is here

>>26646136
Q-tip. Rubbing alcohol. Dab gently and wipe/dry with other end.

Soblem prolved.

>>26646032
oh god i can barely look at some of my first pony stuff. super awkward anatomy everywhere.

>>26646036
I DON'T KNOW i probably started it with my accidental retarded deletion

>>26646048
>>26646034
...oh man.
and I thought that would be the closest i would get to taking the plunge. How i have fallen since those days.

>>26646093
glad you like them! And about the shininess, while i liked it, i kind of started wanting to make it more subtle after a while. It was a little distracting.

>>26646106
I... I don't feel like parties anymore

>>26646154
I bought a box of condoms at Sav-Mart once. They were in a fucking locked container, I had to ask the cashier to unlock it for me, and he glared at me like I'd just stuck my dick in his birthday cake.

>>26646136
You came over your shoulder?

That's not a good idea at all.

>>26646158

>Ponychan

God fucking forbid.

>>26646169
Did you do that after you got the condoms? Maybe that's a frequent occurrence.

>>26646118
It was a busy line, only one checkout open.
As the transaction is almost over she says "Oh yes, for spending $30 on My little pony you get a free plush pink one."
As you could imagine, the idea of a plush Pinkie Pie blew my mind.
I was then handed that piece of shit that i've photographed.
I felt I had to take it, even if I didn't want it, like a mother with a handicapped child.

And like any smart mother with a disabled child, I will keep it locked in the basement

>>26646177
...Of course I get a reply from that, but god forbid anybody tell me where I can buy a fucking molded-hair Rainbow Dash.

Target only lists that one set with Celestia, Applejack, Twilight, and somebody else.

>>26646169
>fucking responsible adults buying protection

Are they just jealous over the implication that you're probably going to be having some sex in the near future?

>>26646169
>he glared at me like I'd just stuck my dick in his birthday cake.
That's because you decided to get condoms only after putting your dick in his birthday cake, you twat.

>>26646154
>I worked at a checkstand before, people buy the strangest shit, and didn't even give a second glance at it after a while.

Yeah, really. It's so boring doing a job like that you tend to develop extreme apathy toward anything that comes your way. You might feel embarrassed, but the only thing they're thinking about is how much longer until their lunch break

>>26646158
>>26646176
you're both idiots and you both sound like you just got here when school let out.
here are a few guidelines:
1. don't mention /b/
2. DO NOT MENTION PONYCHAN
3. take your personal problems to ponychan

>>26646174
well what am I supposed to do?

>>26646198
I worked at a convenience store for a while and had this one pregnant lady who came in and bought a pack of cigarettes every single day. And that was the only thing that ever really pissed me off beyond the superficial.

>>26646214
Use a tissue instead of spraying it all over the place.

>>26646214
Anything else. Tissues, A sock, a vagina, just something to intercept.

>>26646214
Aim into a towel or tissue that you've already prepared.

Or your face.

>>26646191
I just want to know why they were in a fucking lockbox in the first place. It was literally a locked filing cabinet, I was in the store a good fifteen minutes before I finally asked an employee where the condoms were. Target? Target just puts them on the fucking shelves. Same with Walgreens. But Sav-Mart makes you ask where they are, and then makes you feel like you're committing a mortal sin by buying little rubber thingies to put on your dick.

>>26646220
I know a woman who had to do a sociology assignment where she broke a norm. So she bought a maternity shirt, put a pillow under it, and stood outside a baby clothing store and chain-smoked.

>>26646214
Pinch the end of your foreskin shut.

>>26646214
Never have an orgasm ever again. It's just too risky.

Today it was Rarity but tomorrow it could be Fluttershy.

>>26646214
Quit spraying your man juices everywhere

>>26646214
blow your load into a tissue. you should probably keep a box 'o tissues near at all times for things other than this

>>26646220
I don't think I could stop myself from getting upset at someone like that either. I can only be so apathetic.

>>26646214
Fire it out the window like any red blooded American.

>>26646220
I used to work at a video store.
Funnily enough, most of the people who hired out porn also would get out a Family DVD.
I'd call it a Porn Sandwich.
A new release on top of the pile they would hand me, a family weekly on the bottom and a porn in the middle.

>>26646236
>I just want to know why they were in a fucking lockbox in the first place.
because of theft. thats why a lot of places have razor blades and diabetes testing strips in lock boxes too

>>26646229
Also, if you don't have any tissues on call, then I'm afraid you'll have to use your hand.

>>26646236
>having a foreskin
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>26646270

>he doesn't have foreskin

Also

>inb4 the rest of the thread is HURRRR CUT VS. UNCUT

>>26646270
but...but pinkie pie likes 'em!

>>26646256
Oh yeah, that's a classic move

Considering how sexualized the ponies in these threads are, you have to wonder if they really saw it as a "family" movie or just round 2

>>26646270

I heard Rarity likes smooth torpedos

>>26646163
I wouldn't say that, except perhaps the underestimation of Cake's plump rump, It looks great

>>26646280

>>26646256
>>26646280
I kinda regret never having rented a single porno from my local videostore before they went out of business. I blame the internet. I've been spoiled.

>>26645921
Still waiting for this. There are no Toys 'R' Us within 100 miles of me.

also
>cumming over shoulder
silly, you blast your face with it.

s'good for the skin.

>>26646280
damn you fucking DAMN YOU I LAUGHED TO FUCKING HARD AT THAT!!!

>>26646307
There are some reports of Big Lots having the G4 mini singles for like $2 each.

I haven't seen any anywhere.

>>26646307
big lots

>>26646313

You probably eat your jizz if it hits your mouth too I bet.

>>26646307
Yeah, I got mine at big lots too as the others mentioned.

>>26646322
>eat
you mean swallow.

you forget that I'm pansexual extreme fetishist?

>>26646322
I have never done this. Thought about trying it a few times but always chicken out.

Anyway, here's a picture of a pony.

>>26646320
>>26646318
>>26646327

...There's one of those less than a block away from me. Fuck, I never thought to check there; I always thought they just did overstocked food.

>>26646280
It was usually a Pixar film or Dora the Explora.
Also should note that Porn dvd are barely ever returned scratched or damaged.
I guess they don't have it in the player very long TEEHEE

>>26646280
Good show.

Hey Hops! If you're here..

you should stream

>>26646313
>>26646267
>>26646255
>>26646243
>>26646247
>>26646239
>>26646233
>>26646230
>>26646229
I was not prepared for such a large load
normally my stomach and boxers receive the damage
but I had been masturbating for like 3 hours straight, it was out of my control

>>26646352
Oh, edging, are we?

I like that.

>>26646352
>Only edges for three hours
If your cock isn't in pain, you might as well not even bother at all.

>>26646338
not all of them have 'em
the two in my city never did

>>26646352

>3 hours straight

This is the mlp general, 1 month post season finale.
There is still ~6 months left of hiatus.
God have mercy on us all.

>people are talking about jizzing over their shoulders
>mfw mine just kind of comes out, I can get a tiny shot if I edge, but never more than an inch or two

You know what someone should do? sleep deprive themselves for 45 hours, and then edge for 5+ hours.

I wonder what the outcome of that would be like.

>>26646361
I would've gone for longer but my chat buddy got me too worked up
then I felt sick because I re-read some of the stuff he said

Yo anonymous, anybody want a draw request done?

Be forewarned, I am probably the slowest of all the drawfags and you won't see your completed request until tomorrow at least.

>>26646380

Oh I hear that, we were doing so good earlier in the thread too, discussing our favorite ponies and fixing AJ and whatnot.

>>26646391
octavia with cute small dick or if SFW do someone elses request

>>26646387
you'd probably fall asleep
I always fall asleep masturbating if I've been up longer than 24 hours

>>26646380
Try four months.

Anyway I think we've hit a downward plateau. Unless Faceless manages to convert everyone into a scat-lover we're not gonna get significantly worse than we are now.

>>26646391
Only a day to be finished? Not too bad.

Rarity giving Sweetie Belle a ride on her back.

>>26646405
He said Anonymous, faceless.
Know your place.

>>26646380

What the fuck? It's only been a month? I can't believe this. It feels so much longer... Oh god... 6 more months of this...

>>26646410
It's synonymous to anonymous.

>>26646405
Sorry bro but porn is a ground yet untrodden in my world.

I'm aight with suggestive erotica at least.

>>26646387

Okay, what the fuck is edging exactly? I think I know what it means but I'm not quite sure.

>>26646391
Rarity giving Sweetie Belle a ride on her back.

I'm anon now so it counts.

>>26646421
1. fap
2. when you feel close to cumming, stop
3. wait for a while until you don't feel close anymore.
4. repeat

>>26646391
Hmmm...

A dramatic shot from Twilight fighting Nightmare Moon. Assuming they actually had a fight in the castle.

>>26646417
I don`t care what it means.
He said anonymous.

>>26646421
Edging is when you masturbate to near orgasm and then slowing down and repeating that process for long periods of time. It's as wonderful as it is maddening.

>>26646387
They might die

>>26646434

Ah, well I've certainly done that before.

>>26646391
>I am probably the slowest of all the drawfags

I dunno, I'm pretty slow. And not as polished.

>>26646420
okay then if you're still interested in one of my ideas... Pinkie Pie and Mrs Cake pin-up esque in tight lingerie.

>>26646391

The Shadowbolts reduced to working in a fast food outlet. Soarin is ordering from the female bolt, who looks like she hates her life. One of the male bolts in the back can be glimpsed spitting on Soarin’s sandwich/pie/whatever he ordered

This is for the bros in #mylittlepony.

There are all the beer cans we drank playing beer pong tonight with my bros.

I am quite inebriateds.

For those who aren't in IRC; One of my bros just punched a hornet out.

>>26646459

Well they dont come much more common then Applejack's

I was thinking of adding in Twist to the applebloom fic...


butfetishesaresotoughtothinkaboutgeeez

>>26646391
ya bro I'm pretty damn slow myself though most of that's because I have a terribly short attention-span

>>26646351
You mean tonight? I'm about to pass out.
Some other time would probably be alright though. Like, a night where i don't have to go to work the next morning.

>>26646493
Peppermint would burn like hell. Up there.

>>26646444
but if they don't, I'd bet the ruse-induced bodywracking need to sleep would kick them into a lucid dream... probably sexual, as well.

I'm going to do this quick, 3 three picture storytime again for laughs.

Because it's pretty terrible.

>>26646502

No worries

also, glad to see you round again

>>26646514

>>26646524

>>26646503
perhaps I'm just semi-dense at the moment but what're you implying at?

>>26646517
glad to be back
goodnight all~

>>26646524
>You need to snicker at the scary
>Stand up tall and face your fears
>The ponies realised that Pinkie was right and they continued on their search

My god, it's like really, really bad fanfiction.

>>26646527

Haha, what the fuck.

>>26646524
>bottom left panel
"Oh no, I am falling to my death"

>>26646527
Night Mare Moon died on the way back to her home planet.

>>26646545
that made me chuckle.

>>26646527
So much interesting stuff happening on the ceiling, eh Twilight?

>>26646527

>Selena

Makes me laugh everytime.

Also, here's some scary fridgelogic... in This version the Ponies activate the elements of harmony before they even see NMM... and THEN Celestia appears, congratulates them, and sends them on their way.

Possibly NMM just shapeshifted into her sister?

>>26646583
Luna was just an illusion!

>>26646583
Or maybe she just decided not to be evil and left.

>>26646514
>>26646524
>>26646527
What a beautiful story! It brings tears to my eyes

>>26646597
"Fuck this shit, I've got mares to lay."

>>26646598
Brought tears to mine too.
But they were of sadness.

>Princess Selena

>>26646597
There's just so much administration involved! Who knew governing a kingdom would be hard? Fuck this shit.

>>26646527
Wait a minute spike, you weren't even there at the end. How could they not see such a glaring error that ruins an otherwise spectacular product?

>>26646545
Haha, I love that one! This scene also reminds me of that one scene in the Lion King

>>26646514

>>26646628
Spikes kind of there, and not there at the same time I guess.

>>26646638
She's retelling the story to make herself look better in hindsight,

>>26646646
So... Spike is NMM?

>>26646514
It's no wonder she "had to study" who the fuck would want to hang out with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell?

>>26646668
...

>>26646668

>>26646668
Only crazy ponies.

>>26646514
>>26646524
>>26646527

>>26646693

>filename

That got a laugh out of me.

>>26646514
>Appleclan
>Southern Accent.

>>26646699

>>26646693
>filename

oh GOD

So I was thinking about Twists fetishes, and...

what if she's so nasal because she loves getting fucked in her nose? Hahahahahahahahaha I AM A BAD PERSON

>>26646724

>>26646724

>mfw I know where this is going

>>26646741
I love where this is going

>>26646733

Faceless is somehow getting off on this.

>>26646725
Source please

new thread when we're ready to move, I think we're close to limit
>>26646752
>>26646752
>>26646752
>>26646752
>>26646752

>>26646749
shhh.

>>26646741
>>26646733
>>26646724
Weird time to come in to visit? I think so....

>>26646766
nah this is actually calmer than usual. but I'm about to discuss some fic stuff in the next thread.

>>26646728
just getting stuff shot up it, not actually getting fucked there

>>26646741

>That feel when people post shit you made

>>26646783
that works as well. going to other thread