WHAT THE FUCK

Twiootachu, you are the strangest Pokemon ever.

Don't you people ever sleep

no it isn't..there are 3 threads active as we speak, go play around in those..

If drawfriends you hold in high esteem

Then come inside Lostkause's stream

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

>>26617499
I'll look for it. Dumping older screens in the meantime.

Shadowbolts look Badass as FUCK nigga.

>>26617517
That's what happens when Rarity goes Xzibit.

"Yo Pony, I heard you like costumes..."

>>26617506
Admit it, /co/.

You'd fuck it.

...Here have some oats.

Filled with Thunderstone vitamins.

>>26617531
I've fallen asleep three times since I started watching the previous thread.

I'm asleep right now.

>>26617551
Shadowbolts still looking tight, nothing to see here.

I still chuckle at this.

What happened to the thread?

>>26617631

I dunno.. I'm in the stream

>>26617631
Sweetie belle spouted some italian spaghetti and shoved her cock up OP's nose. >>26617623

>>26617499
Exact frame of that, but colors aren't that nice, best I can get, sorry.

PONY.

>>26617631

>>26617517

That reaction made me fuckin' lol. I can just see some guy bored at a computer see that image and just flip out.

>>26617657
It is kinda weird, isn't it? A pony in a pony in a pikachu costume?

I didn't even see Scootaloo the first dozen times.

>>26617642

It's still much better than it was, thanks

>>26617642
Actually, this.

Colors are still meh.

>>26617684

why thankyou again

>>26617648
Poor hopeless mod.

>>26617639
wait, what stream?

>>26617623
You still taking recs?

Pony Joe, and god help you if it doesn't involve slurping donuts off his cock.

>>26617712

Lostkause's stream


>>26617548

>>26617648

All the more reason the report feature is fucking useless.

>>26617717
Pony Joe, eh?

get me a good picture of him then.

>>26617695
Actually you get one more, better colors (I think/hope).

Less hue/brightness bit more saturation, best it'll get.

>>26617642

>doesn't know how to do a simple curves adjustment in photoshop

Whatever enjoy your image fag.

>>26617575
>I am asleep right now.
So WhAt SeSsIoN yOu On?

Hey guys, I was asking about this website yesterday: http://elementsofbronyhood.spreadshirt.com/

I ordered the Pie Family Rock Farms t-shirt and just wondered when the order status may change from "new" to "in production" - I've not used this site to order stuff from before so I'm unsure about how long I could be waiting.

Does this website get around to every order placed or just depending on what design you get? (I assume they'll sell more of the t-shirts on the first page than the better ones on the last few pages...)

Pic related, it's my order's status at the moment.

>>26617648
Heh

Actually, on March 21st of this year, it wasn't pony time for roughly 18 seconds. I'm still trying to calculate where that 18 second gap fell exactly, but my equipment is only so accurate. I'd upgrade it, but they never approve my grant applications!

Still, current analysis indicates those 18 seconds weren't all consecutive at least, and if true that alone destroys larges parts of the prevailing Pony Time Theory.

>>26617741
Sorry, not everyone uses Photoshop.

>>26617760
paint.net, gimp, they all got em.

>>26617737

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc7Q4El1WvE&feature=player_embedded

Repostan' from the other thread.
This is how nature deals with cripples.

Original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOnFrfPRdE&feature=player_embedded

There are two fully completed MLP episodes right now sitting in a hard drive somewhere.

How does this make you feel?

>>26617760
Not everyone is a fucking douche either, but oh wait here you are.

>>26617767
FYI he's one of those Big Mac-sized unicorns.

>>26617741
that looks bad

>>26617767
Thank you
>>26617780
Oh great, are we going to make PoVguy suffocate?

>>26617755
Have fun with that

>>26617779
>Whatever enjoy your image fag.
>Not everyone is a fucking douche either, but oh wait here you are.
Sorry what

>>26617779
>Call poster a douche
>Right after they fill request for a screencap
Uh.

>>26617779
dot dot dot.

>>26617779
There, fixed colors for you.
Enjoy :)

I didn't even read the thread but I know you are here.
You are always here.

>>26617778

SHOW EM

>>26617778
I sort of doubt that.
I imagine these are pieced together rather slowly, seeing as they use production companies from two different countries...

>>26617845
...I'm sure that isn't the person who has them saved.

I'm excited for season 2, and that there is completed material is excellent.

>>26617842
Aaaalways

I want to be with you
and make believe with you
and live in ponyville ponyville oh love!

>>26617750
>>26617750
>>26617750
>>26617750

Any help here? I'm sure there's a fair few chaps that have ordered stuff from here before that are able to tell me how long I have to wait for my order to go into production...

So how are all of my crazy, human co-workers doing today! Man, those cube thingies sure keep us focused on the task ahead!

>>26617778

I want to tear myself in half.

>>26617870
What if MLP falls through due to lack of interest from the primary demographic?

Those episodes would be deleted before they even had a chance to exist.

You dunk another donut, and you eat it up quickly. This guy makes the best donuts in all of equestria, and you've been a regular for months. "Want another?" You decline, saying you've had your fill. "Well then, friendo. You know what time it is." You slide your hand in your pocket to pick up your wallet.

You check every corner of your pocket for your wallet. And the other pocket. And your back pockets. Uh oh. You say that you've forgotten it somewhere. Joe gets a grim look on his face. "Well, that's too bad, isn't it?"
He walks around the counter. "Don't worry, though. I trust you... but I can't let you leave without paying up somehow."

>>26617910
*Que shitty 80's porn music*

>>26617910
>Pony Joe

Uh oh.

>>26617805

>>26617908
It's not impossible but has it happened before with mlp?

I haven't fapped in weeks and now I'm super hyper I feel like I'm gonna explode, I want to have a threesome with Rainbow Dash and Spitfire.

>>26617932

>>26617882
Don't take this the wrong way but go ask /b/ and ponychan, I'm sure someone out there can help you.

Doodles. All day, erry day.

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

>>26617908
From what I've understood MLP:FiM is either one of the most watched programs on the Hub or even THE most watched.

So no worries about that.

>>26617941
Here's Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy if that makes you feel any better.

>>26617910

I've put on some cheesy porn music, please continue.

>>26617932
>>26617944


>>26617941
mfw

>>26617952
They shelled out the cash for a mock music video so it's obviously not a flop.

Why are we on /x/?
>>>/x/7871082

>>26617941
Hold it in for another three weeks, i want to know that you're squirming in your seat every time you're on 4chan.

>>26617954

but these are not ponies.

>>26617960
Because trolls.

>>26617960
Troll.
Report it and carry on

>>26617952
Seriously, if Hasbro pulled the plug it would be from pain of death from some horribly powerful government because they are leading the sheep away.

>Stoners and neckbeards
nevermind.

>>26617960
because /x/ is /b/s parnoid cousin, unfortunate.

>>26617944
Fixed those colors for you.

>>26617882

God i'm sick of that picture with fuzzy compression bullshit, here you go.

>>26617960
>We

You mean /b/.

>>26617954

>>26617963

I'll try. Post some Spitfire and Rainbow Dash erotic art to increase my squirming.

>>26617975
Oh you witty bastard.

>>26617948

Alright, thanks. :)

>>26617958

>>26617990
related lightly

>>26617977

You call that sharp?

☼☼☼

>>26617990
I have an entire folder full of screen shots of pony asses that i occasionally fap to.

>>26618003

Zoundz! Bamboozled by captcha.

>>26618001

must not fap

>>26617910
You find yourself on your knees and hands, Joe standing above you and his limp dick drooping on your head, making your hair sticky. "I'll let you off the hook this time, after this." He bucks back and forth gently, making him more and more erect, and you can feel it rubbing down your spine. When you sit down on your knees, you see his fully erect member throbbing in front of you. It's positively massive. He prods it against your lips, and you retract in reflex. "Sit still, or I won't do this the gentle way." He prods again, and you let your lips slide open as he push. He doesn't get far. "Lick it." You ease your tongue around the head. It tastes familiar. It's not until he starts drooping precum that you realize why it tastes like that. And then something else strikes you. The glazing. You fall back in the shock. "What's the matter this time?" He leans down on his forelegs in front of your face. A quick glance at the glaze jar tells him what's on your mind. "Tasted good, didn't it? I bet you just looooved that."

>>26618011
Ok, tiny question, how is her tail that FUCKING LONG?!
Yet, when she walks, nope, not draggin that shit.

>>26617908
Hasbro would never simply pull the plug on the show. They'd retool it so it'd appeal more to actually little girls. MLP:FIM's death would be even more less pleasant than what you posit.

>>26617741
>he thinks simple curves adjustment is a replacement for lost image data
That's like grabbing some crayons and stabbing a black and white image, and then saying you restored the colour

>>26618018
>Its a fucking talking Pegasus
>WHY TAIL NO DRAG ON GROUND

>>26618019

I'm sure they are busy retooling it to appeal to us even more.

>>26617997

>>26618019
They're finally aware of their tertiary demographic, and companies like Hasbro don't care where their money comes from so long as they're getting enough of it.

>>26618011

THAT'S NOT SHARPENING, THIS IS SHARPENING.

>>26618014
I didn't even think that was in anyway suggestive of an image.

Just pretty colors.

>>26617778
Just one? Back those up! No sudden fires taking away my ponies

>>26618018

She drags it around.

>>26618017
Mother of god, why.

>>26618042

She's in a bed, that's enough for me.

>>26618018
It curves up and then back. It's still just an inch from the ground when she's standing.

>>26618032
I WILL ONLY LET MY TINY, ADORABLE PEGASUS MASTER ANSWER!
And give me a pat on the head... and tell me she loves me

>>26618040

Let me fix that for you.

This thread.
This fucking thread.

>>26618066
I'm trippin' balls.

>>26618040

Welp, time to fuck with filters.

>>26618066

SHARPER!!!!

Someone draw Sokka riding Luna through the night air looking excited.

>>26618078

ADD LENS FLARE!

>>26618066

>>26618078
Why is this so funny?

>>26618096

>>26618072

Don't worry bro, I'll fix your images too.

>>26618072
This is one of the funnier threads in a long time!

>>26618108

>>26618109

I fucking want your babies.

Hey guys!
Wanna help me look over the first chapter of my latest thing?
It's about Celestia falling for a guard and Luna having to adjust to these modern times.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cbAN9U6RZiiAetrTitbSxMsvUYqRL8vgsJSTIUSjP_w/edit?hl=en_US

I'm just looking over it and I'd appreciate some extra eyes to point and laugh at my spelling errors.

>>26618119
Needs more faust quotes and impromptu gryphon stories.

Hey guys am I doin' it rite?

>>26618078

>>26617623
>>26617623
What is this mister?

>>26618147
needs more lensflare

>>26617623
What is this mister? ...

Does it include lots of sex and custom art from MegaSweet? No? Might want to fix that.

>>26618147
MLP directed by Micheal Bay.

>>26618017
His tongue darts around inside your mouth. You try to push him off, but he's too big. "Now, sit up." Reluctantly, you do so. "Suck it."You take his erection in your hands. It's oozing pre-cum. You lick at it. You lick again. It's intoxicating, and you don't know why. You take his entire head in your mouth. "Good, good. Now deeper." You bob your head forward and backwards. You can't get it deeper down than a little bit, and he's frustrated. "Deeper." You try again, to no avail. "DEEPER." he grunts, and bucks forward. You choke, and you try to withdraw, but he keeps you in place with his forehoofs. You gradually get used it, tears welling in your eyes, gagging occasionally. You hear the smacking of lips. "Deeper." He eases forward, and you can feel his cock as you hold your hand on your throat.

>>26618161
But we allllways have sexy threads.

Just once i want a funny thread.

>>26618147

>>26618156
It's you in a private moment.

>>26618151

That will be $400 for my photoshop expertise.

>>26618156

SWEETIE BELL GOD DAMN IT! YOU ARE A STUPID RETARD! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

Well, looks like you kids did a number on this thread. I would say I was surprised, but I knew it was going to happen. Now, I could say that the resulting shitstorm could be avoided in this thread, but that would make me a liar, so lets watch it pan out as I fix this mess.

>>26618174
Sexy can be funny sometimes.

>>26618175
Sweet jesus.

>>26618186

He's blind!

>>26618181
Needs more brown

>>26618181

Add some HDR, SSAO and Parallax mapping.

Sepia filter next!

>>26618186

>all according to plan

I have not stopped chuckling since I started all this. I am bored and it's 5 am

>>26618181

Meanwhile in Japan.

>>26618132

I'm more focused on LK's stream at the moment Pacce... but I'll try and read through the whole thing.

One thing that bothers me in the second sentence... describing the moon as the 'shining silver orb that hung in the night sky'? It's a bit purply

also come to the stream

>>26618213
Needs more radiation.

>>26618213
The search for new, safe, clean energy continues!

oh god i shouldnt have posted that picture of fluttershy on the chair lmao

whoever is doing the photoshops, you're a funny guy

>>26618237
I did the knife one. Pretty sure there's at least two others. Maybe more.

>>26618237
It gets a little tiring on the eyes after a while though

>>26618164
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXoYK4b_q24

>>26618171
ending;
He's down to the hilt. You can feel every inch of his cock inside your throat, throbbing away. You breathe heavily through your nose, trying your best not to gag. He keeps there. You look up. He's closed his eyes. He still keeps there. Then, you feel something pouring down. He sighs contently, and your stomach begins filling up. You realize what he's doing, but you can't do anything. Once the stream stops, he pulls out halfways, and bucks forward again. You gag hard, but he keeps at it. Soon enough he's fucking your throat hard. "Thaaat's it..." He shivers, your throat clenching at his cock as you gag. He rams his entirety down again, balls slapping your chin, and he cums. The sticky substance coats your insides, filling up your belly even more. You feel full. He's keeping his cock there still. He starts ramming it down your throat again, much to your surprise. Again, he cums. your stomach feels like it's going to burst, and this time he withdraws entirely. You cough up a bit of the cum, large thick strands flowing from your mouth. You look at your stomach, and it's bulging, filled with his cum.

"Feel free to stop by again. With or without money."

>>26618220

No.

>>26618237
Oh god dem bedroom eyes

>>26618204
>>26618207

The additional $150 surcharge has been added to your bill.

>>26618271
>modern FPS

>>26618271

Dude, I get their souls as payment, you're doing it all wrong.

>>26618271
Ogod I laughed hard at this one

>>26618237

Eh, it started off as some crude trolling in the original image.

>>26617741

Then devolved into the rest of the thread.

>>26617932
>>26617975
>>26618011

>>26618258
I'll be in my bunk.

>>26618299
*Grannyvoice

"You playing with your dolls again, Timmy?"

>>26618271

GOTY all years. You should present it on E3.

>>26618315
Somone animate this

>>26618315
Turn this picture into nightmare fuel.

I dare you.

Best thread ever.

>>26618315
Fluttershy is fucking wasted.

>>26618332

I would dress up as Fluttershy and let them fuck me for a week if someone did.

>>26618332

Eh I would but I am going to bed. I have had enough goofing around and ruining pony threads for one evening.

sage sage sage sage sage sage

>>26618332

Sure, I'll give it a go.

>>26618258
Y U do this?

>>26618377
to give you a raging boner.

and to ask why.

>>26618366
A little late in the battle, aren't we?

And you seem to be lacking gore. You Dissapoint, me, little sager.

>>26618346
These images give us an acurate look into Fluttershy's mind when she's in a blunt-related stupor, which is all the time.

>>26618346
>I would dress up as Fluttershy and let them fuck me for a week if someone did.
Why did I find this so funny
>>26618383
lol

>>26618383

It's only hot for women and homosexuals though.

>>26618403

If that was a real offer, I would have accepted.

>>26618404
I fail to see the retort in that statement, unless you're just accepting your boner, in which case, you should read my Snails and Bigmac+Caramel ones as well.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/101xKMF_w3s364m09O-5D1jzQdBx4KbYyk9DMIc-5fKA/edit?hl=en_US

>>26618366
NICE DUBS

>>26618404
Completely straight here, multiple female partners.

Raging fucking boner.

>>26618366
>implying sage does anything

>>26618420
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>26618419

It was no retort, I am just sad at my lack of boner, I would have preferred something more . . . well strait.

>>26618437
Oh, well then check the link out anyhow. plentiful of various fics, most straight.

>>26618416

>That feel when a stranger wants to fuck you

Feels, okay I guess.

>>26618213
I actually laughed out loud.

>>26618449

>that feel when you want to fuck a stranger in a fluttershy costume.

OH GOD I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!

Hey faceless, are you foreign by any chance? I'm not asking that to be rude or sarcastic, i'm genuinely curious

>>26618433
Cool! You should show that to tg-aaaaw......
Never mind.

>>26618463

A furry.

hay guise what's going on in this- WHOA

>>26618465
English is not my first language, if that is what you're asking.

And I live in Europe.

>>26618462
>>26618462

Japanese MLP, Heantai incest extreme edition.

>>26618433
FOR CELESTIA!

>>26618504
seaserpentitstrueee.jpg

I can't wait until the japanese pick this series up.

>>26618479

Ok question answered! thanks

>>26618519
why'd ya ask?

>>26618532
Why do you think.

>>26618532

I'm stalking you.

>>26618532
People like to pry into other people lives around here.

It's kinda strange, actually.

>>26618541
Cool. meet at my place, 10pm sharp.

bring the binoculars.

>>26618560
I'll be waiting in my shower.

SO HOW ABOUT THOSE PONIES

EVERYONE LIKES THEM RIGHT

>>26618560

Ah, sorry I wasn't trying to be nosy, I was just curious.

In some of your stories your grammar is a bit, off, if you don't mind me saying. That's why I asked

>>26618592
eh, I suppose...

>>26618592

I love them, I wish they were real so I could screw them.

>>26618600
I suppose. can't be flawless all the time, european or american.

>>26618592

Gilda Gilda Gilda.
Da. More Gilda.

Hey remeber this drawfag? What happened to her?

Let's see if I can post it this time.

fun story i found someone reposting last night.

yes, it contains scat, ws, futa.

>>26618646
Which drawfag is that?

simpler times

>>26618661

Applebuck

>>26618648
This is the second time tonight a delicious deepthroat scene has been ruined by pissing.

Why?

>>26618664

>>26618674
because it fits.

okay fine have my story then, guaranteed pissless.

Or should I say, I took the piss out of it? WA HA HA HA /wrists

>>26618686
I can mentally edit out the pissing scene from Pony Joe but that AJ story is FUBAR.

>>26618648
>Oh hey a fanfic, well I have nothing better to do...
>...D-Did she just poop apple sauce?
>"Her member starts to get hard" NOPE.jpg
>Why the fuck is this so wei- Faceless.

God damn it faceless. The fuck man. The fuck.
Write children's books.

>>26618704
>implying you wouldn't drink down her sweet apple juice.

but yeah I get ya.

Oh, I poop myself

>>26618726
I try not to judge other peoples' fetishes because I have my own and some of them are pretty bad, but piss and shit are things I just will never, ever like. It's boner poison for me.

>>26618721
Not my story. I wish it was though.

BESTSELLER: Your mother hates you and it's because your dad touches you while you sleep.

>>26618670
Applebuck is long gone.

Ive always wondered what happened to Weeapony.

I wonder how a norse viking would react if he found himself in Equestria?

>>26618741
almost forgot

:D

If it was actually applejuice threre wouldn't be as much of a problem, though applejack might be a little grossed out by it, even if she did find it a bit kinky.

>>26618733

YOU DID WHAT?! JESUS YOU RETARD! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE!? YOU SON OF A BITCH!

>>26618733
Go on.

I implore you.

>>26618745

I hope they are not on ponychan.

>>26618753
Okay, now I want this to happen.

>>26618750
How would a norse viking ever end up in Equestria?

Mfw me and my Girlfriend are going shopping for Gen 4 MLP figurines tomorrow.

>>26618733
>>26618757
Retard? What is retard:

>>26618776
Wormhole maybe? I'd like to see what he'd do to try and enter Valhalla with Equestria being what it is.

>>26618776
By being a chickenshit in battle thus being rejected entry to Valhalla upon death. Maybe Equestria is Viking Hell?

>>26618809
He'd probably wonder where the real Sleipnir is.


and then he'd butcher ponyville.

>>26618809
just go into everfree forest. Plenty of stuff in there that'll try to kill you

>>26618733
It stinks awful, what did you eat Sweetie?

Hey guys. New election poster, hope you like it!

>>26618778
Don't forget to buy some KY.

>>26618827
bracing myself for the retort...

>>26618812
Well, if he was chicken shit on a battlefield, then he would find Equestria very nice for himself.

>>26618592

What the fuck are ponies?

>>26618812
Equestria is Valhalla

>>26618832

Awesome!

What if ponies were made of highly toxic chemicals and their piss and fecal matter tasted like Asbestos?

>>26618864

Life's big questions.

>>26618864
the suicidals would be all over that shit.

>>26618768
Im-plore?

>>26618896
by implore I mean I beg you to.

to continue, that is.

>>26618864

New fetishes would awaken.

>>26618926
>filename
Pixelated? me too, fluttershy, me too

>>26618832
Cool! Been a while.

>>26618917
okay, I try

>>26618963
I don't care either pinkie pie

>>26618778

I jelly.

this is just too cute to not be posted.

idling time!

>>26619005

I would use legless Twilight as a pillow.

>>26619032
A body pillow maybe?

Sham bam bamina.

>>26619084
That looks awesome, love the positions.

>>26619084
That looks great!

>>26619084
Awesome, love me some MK.

>>26619020
Consider DT was you're away

hm, I wonder what the best way to do a parasprite plushie would be

body and eyes is obvious

maybe have some pipe cleaners in the wings to hold them up? bits of yarn for the feet?

>>26619136
I'd give suggestions, but I can't think of any

>>26619136
For the wings, you could use coat hangers to frame the wings, and if you used sufficiently plush material you wouldn't even really notice.

>>26619136
>Little Plushie Parasprites

Okay, i don't normally buy toys but i would buy the shit out of that.

>>26619205
coat hangers are pretty thick and unwieldy though and a pain in the ass to bend compared to other types of wire

like pipe cleaners or garden wire or something

Guys
If all your pets turned into ponies would you fuck them

>>26619136
Oh! Oh! And make the mouth velcro or a zipper, and put another sprite inside! Like those russian dolls!
>>26619235
Oh, okay. I don't make plushies, so my bad. I figured hangars would be easy to get and would retain shape better.

>>26619249
Nah

>>26619235
of course it's hard to bend, so it stays in shape once bent. you think you can tear up a whole baby out of a mouse sized hole with a wire that can't even stay in shape from the pressure of it's own weight?

>>26619249
I have a small dog, his name is Jerry.

I would channel all of my hate for that dog though his horse dick in my mouth.

>>26618776
Bored Loki.

>>26618188
that was a good manga

>>26619276
>>26618776
>>26618750
Okey Dokey Loki

>>26619020
>>26619020
did you ever write anything that is actually fappable for the quasi-normal people, faceless?

>>26619318
I highly doubt it.

Yes? No? Maybe?

sure is dead in here today

>>26619524
YOU'RE DEAD IN HERE TODAY.

I want my parasprite plushies, NAO!

>>26619522
Uncle and Niece

>>26619538
Where were those sexy pics you promised?

>>26619544
I don't has any ideas

>>26619553
You want sexy ideas?
I GIVE you sexy ideas!

>>26619522
>>26619538
Probably seeing as how Hoity is the second gayest person in Equestria. RD still holdes the first place though.

>>26619522
Maybe

>>26619553
Ponies licking ponies is always sexy, or so they say.

>>26618337
>Nightmare fuel

Hahaha no.

>>26619553
Rarity x Red Dragon
Continue your Fluttershy x Alpha Diamond Dog series
Another Zecora x the Big Diamond Dog
Or maybe the small Diamond Dog x someone

>>26619567
Implying the main six...or five didn't totally bribe him with sex to get him to give Rarity a second chance

>>26619584
Who could it have been, OOH I know!
draw a pic

>>26618337
OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU POST MADMAX PORN SHE SAID SHE DIDNT WANT IT WHY YOU DO THIS I MUST DEFEND HER HONOR

autosage. new thread >>26619598

>>26619581
>Red Dragon

Rarity x Ralph Finnes?

Sounds freaky...

>>26619608
Where the hell did that name come from?

>>26619614
Beats me.

>>26619614
Ralph Fiennes? My guess is his parents were called the Fiennes and they had the idea to call him Ralph.
Oddly enough, I don't think they were inspired by the Simpsons character to do it, because he looks older.

>>26619614
IMDBd it. He played in a movie called red Dragon.

Just like Ving Rhames played in a movie as DIAMOND DOG

HOOYEAAA

>>26619655
My Klondike folder isn't getting any bigger.

>>26619666
Shut up Satan

Back.

>>26619318
quasi-normal? let me check through my fics.

>>26619679
see
>>26619133

>>26619681
no.

n.o.

>>26619684
PLEASE

>>26619687
Fine. but I write it as I see fit, and not 'til later.

>>26619684
DIAMOND TIARA SUCKED YO DICK SON

There. I started you off

>>26619701
You should listen to this guy, Faceless. He's got ideas

>>26619679
pinkie+dash
aloe+lotus
vinyl+spitfire
They're the least fetishy of them all.

>>26619711
Hmm, will DT+SS be on there or have you got some sick, twisted, but still pornographic ideas for them?

>>26619743
I'll write it as I see fit how I feel for them, added with that you kept asking me to.

>>26619711
>gay shipping

>>26619753
>he thinks it's gay shipping

read the fics, bro. I write "Human in Equestria" stories. (they're threesomes.)

gift for faceless

>>26619764
GODDAMMIT SWEETIE YOU INCOMPETENT SHITFACE

>>26619764
shamelessly saved like the fist of the northern star.

>>26619779
YOU HAVE NO SHAME AND YOU KNOW IT NOFACE.

>>26619758
>Threesomes with humans.
Oh okay. That's a lot better.

>>26619772
I tried not do make any more mess

>>26619795
FUCKING HELL, NO ONE LIKES YOU SWEETIE AND NOW NO ONE WILL. GET THE FUCK TO A BATHROOM.

>>26619795

>>26619779

>>26619795

How the fuck did you get it on your horn? Jesus christ you stupid little shit. I fucking hate you.

>>26619795
I get to bathroom and I poop myself again.

gimme a good image of diamond tiara and silver spoon, ponibooru kind of ditched those

>>26619848
WHY?????? FUCK YOU KLONDIKE, I'LL PUT THOSE QUESTIONS MARKS WHEREVER THE FUCK I PLEASE. SWEETIE GO DIE AND SHIT IN THE EVERFREE FOREST.

>>26619862
uno momento por favor

>>26619867
If you don't stop yelling and beating me, I'll phone childrens aid on you daddy. You're an abusive father.

>>26619867
and then some big pony sprayed this funny ooze all over me

>>26619916
IT WAS FACELESS WASN'T IT, THAT SICK FUCK. YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM AND GO GET FUCKING TOWEL TO WIPE THE SHIT AND JIZZ OFF YOUR FACE.

>>26619927
Well she's OBVIOUSLY enjoying it.

Yeah boy.

>>26619959
these will work well.

you can delete them now if you like.

>>26619957
>>26619959
or was a pic of both of them at the same time needed?

>>26619927
And then I started bleeding from back there.>>26619916

>>26619968
DEFINTELY FACELESS. HE'S GONNA GET A SHOTGUN BLAST TO THE FACE, THEN IT'S YOUR TURN SWEETIE

>>26619945
You should have gave Derpy that fucking retarded haircut from the strip.

>>26619927
And then I started bleeding from back there .....

>>26619964
nah they work fine, but I'll not be able to use them until you delete them cuz I am a lazy ass that can't be bothered to change a pixel

>>26619916
>>26619848
>>26619795
>>26619764
>>26619991

Sweetie Belle shit herself to death.

>>26620007
And then some pony cut my fore leg off

Without further ado, the lamentable hatred I feel for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon; the Fictive story.

Warning:Go figure.
You walk the two fillies back home. They thank you courteously as they trot inside. You've been teaching at Ponyville Elementary school a year now in the newly added topic of Human History. You walk back to school, sit down on your chair in your office, and you sip some coffee.

>>26620149
It's nighttime. You make your way to Diamond Tiaras' house. You climb up the window panes, and you look inside. She's asleep. You knock at the window. She doesn't react. You slide the window open, having put a piece of fabric in the lock preemptively, and you pull yourself inside.

>>26620162
The two fillies are in the rucksack now, and you jump out Silver Spoon's bedroom window. An audible thump is heard as you hit the ground, and you take a few seconds to balance yourself before walking back to your house.

>>26620113
>sb+1305237894719.shit3.semen.blood.cut.png

>>26620168
Diamond Tiara wakes up. "Where..." A searing pain ripples through her head, throbbing. She looks around. She's in a basement, she gathers. A second later the question 'why' strikes her. You answer her before she gets the opportunity to ask the, what she thought was empty, room. She's here because she's dirty. so very dirty. she needs to be cleaned from the inside out. "Wh- Pervert! PERV-" You shove the dildo-shaped gag down her throat, and you strap it on. You ask her if she wonders where Silver Spoon is. She nods, and you grin. You walk over out of her view. Suddenly, Silver Spoons' head appears above Diamond Tiaras', upside down. She's trying to say something, and you laugh. You walk around in front of Diamond Tiara, holding Silver Spoons' head in your hand. Tears well up her eyes. You say she was dirty as well. Cum stains Silver Spoons' mouth. You pull the gag out of her mouth, and she begins pleading. "Please, let me go, please, I'll never tell anyone, I promise, please please please pl-" You're pressing Silver Spoons' lips against Diamond Tiaras', and you tell her to make out with it. She doesn't, and you take up a knife. You shove it in her hind leg, and she arches back from the pain. She's screaming. You drag your fingers on Silver Spoons' decapitated throat, and you rub them over Diamond Tiaras' lips, letting her taste the blood of her friend. She sobs, hulking. You tell her to kiss her friend. To make out with her. She obeys, this time, and you part Silver Spoons' lips. Tiara reluctantly eases her tongue around the cold mouth, getting the metallic-tasting liquid all over her tongue.

>>26620193
You turn the wheel, making the table turn, and Diamond Tiara faces downwards, upside down. You drag the knife alongst her left inner thigh, piercing her skin and letting the crimson tears flow. She cringes from the pain. You ask her if she'd like to play a little fun game, and she sobs out a pathetic "n-no..." You laugh again, telling her that she will play the game. You masturbate until you're hard, and you shove your cock inside Silver Spoons' throat. You place her lips above Diamond Tiaras', and you tell her to make out with her. You begin fucking the decapitated head as Diamond is forced to kiss her dead friend again, and you cum, coating the inside of Silver Spoons' throat and mouth with your semen, blood and cum getting inside Diamond Tiaras' mouth as well. She coughs. The tears have long since dried up and she's just sobbing.

>>26620213
You jab the knife in her leg again, making her twitch from the pain. She doesn't react as much any more, though. She's getting numb from all the pain. She has bruices and cuts all over her body. You put on the surgical glove, making it do a snapping sound as you let go. You dip your fingers in the lubricant, and you shove your fingers forcefully inside her pussy. She's phazing out. Very good. You open her cunt wide, keeping it apart with a surgical instrument. You had cut out Silver Spoons' eyeballs while making Tiara watch, and you put these inside of her. She's mumbling something. You lean down. "...please kill me..." A twisted grin coats your entire self, or so you feel, at least. You take up the butcher knife. You raise your arm above her, but you keep it there, staring in to her seemingly dead eyes. No, too soon. You lower your arm again, and you walk over to the beheaded body of Spoon. You pick it up, and walk over to Diamond again, holding it above her. You cut Silver up, letting her entrails rip apart and spilling all over Diamond.

>>26620234
ending;
You wake up. You had slept like a king that night. You pull off the stitched-up Silver Spoons' head off your limp dick, and you put it on your counter. You walk down to the basement, and Diamond is still laying on the table, now covered in excrement and urine as well, not having been able to keep it in during the night. As she hears you, she tries to arch against her straps, but her tendons are too wrecked to be able to even remotely do anything. You take up the butcher knife again, and you place it against her throat. She smiles with sad eyes."We'll see you in hell, you satan child of mankind."

>>26619945
Lol.

Also, good morning

>>26620259
You should head over here
>>26619598
>>26619598
>>26619598

AND THIS, GOOD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COAX ME INTO WRITING SOMETHING I'VE VOICED MY OPINION AGAINST.

>>26618387
>Lyra cosplays as lyra

Oh god why am I laughing so hard?

>>26620268
Why you hate them so much. Is it because you 3 have so much in common?

>>26620265
has anyone edited those comics for massive hilarity yet?

>>26620345
Not that i'm aware but, but there is that potential for greatness.

>>26620314
I just hate them. they remind me of bad, repressed memories from my childhood.

>>26620391

>>26620268
Stick to the gay, your gore-fu is weak.

>>26620505
I didn't plan it to be a "cupcakes/rocket to insanity" bastard child, just something I wrote in fifteen minutes because that guy kept whining.

>>26620584
And now you know the bad side to having a following of people as perverted as you are, right?

>>26620625
>as perverted
don't kid yourself.

>Railgunner completes pedo Dash pic
Fuck yes

I surely hope he give Twist some more love

I want to see an older sexier twist, would be pretty cool

>>26621193
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-apples-and-acres.html

>>26621193
I dont feel either...

>>26621181
Are you a water

>>26621281

are u an ice cream?

Let's just get this thread to imagecap.

404

Glad the marker didn't move

Hipster Gummy

Word.

imagelimit here we come, 2 left..

>>26621399
Any thoughts on the coloring?

or is it 1? oh well.

>>26621467
It's almost all plaincolor, so there's not much to say about it. the palette looks good though.

Post in the 404'd thread
>sorry guys I'm a hipster who wears mlp shirts whilst winning fighting game tournaments

>I thought you all should know
Speaking of which did anyone see someone with an MLP shirt at UFGT7?
I didn't get to watch it all.
I was hoping PR Rog would turn up covered in MLP.

herpaderp image.

new thread appeaaars to be here.
>>26621434
>>26621434

well where the fuck are we at?

>>26621518
>>26621890
Was there another thread that 404'd or something this morning?

colored

>>26622149
Yeah, but it sucked