Here before the marker. Interesting.

Keywords in thread name are okay, right?

Fuck you, and FUCK, your pony should lick pony

>>26614169
Yep

Someone pointed out it was missing wings and other things

Enjoy your bipedal fattershy, you sick fuck

Random outtanowhere remembrance of my changed commission, with obligatory "five minutes in mspaint" reference picture.

Scootaloo, in muffed shackled(those with pink frills and what not), hanging on the wall, big ballgag with breathing holes in mouth, big purple barbed vibrator dildo in ass.
MadMax, in two-piece latex suit(with holes for tail, ass and pussy. not covering head at all.), cracking a bullwhip against Scootaloo's pussy, standing in bipedal(on back hooves) position.
Octavia, with obligatory bowtie, lying underneath MadMax, with a double-dildo in her mouth, dildo penetrating MadMax's pussy, as Octavia has a Cello bow in her pussy(about halfways in).

I wish I could be insomnia with you all tonight, but alas a job interview in the morning awaits me and I must force myself off the internet, and thank Celestia that I haven't been to tvtropes in the last hour or all would be lost.

>>26614182
>ass wings
me gusta

>>26614182
I can't decide whether Fattershy or Buttershy is a better name.

>>26614104

>Twilight stays up all night reading
>wakes up super early

Gosh you're practically an insomniac Twilight

>>26614169
Yup. Now we just need a topic of some kind.
Let's go with favorite books.

>>26614182
Now we're talkin'. I knew you had it in you.

I'm still not going to fap to this though.

I want my season 1 dvd HUB. Don't try to sell episodes on individual disk like I know your planning

>>26614185
darn 4chan not deleting my posts

>>26614214
...I might.

GK if you're still here, give me the pic tomorrow, I'll be back around 2:30. I gotta go to sleep.

mhmm

>>26614182

Hnngh

Dude this story
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PuofiaTTrsjaeDJD29M4Mbb9srvI_-h5lkQ-kxygWtE/edit?hl=en_US

Says that pegasi mares may impregnate other ponies. Do we believe this Y/N?

>>26614193
>madmax
OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN

Doka-pony

The fact that a pun this irresistable hasn't been done yet is a testament to how unimpactfull dokapon really was

>>26614182

Fine I will, jerk

>>26614206
When I increase my skills I swear I'm gonna ponify Snow Crash.

Twilight as Hiro, Dash as Raven, Scootaloo as YT. It's so fucking perfect.

If you've never read Snow Crash you owe it to yourself to track it down. You'll be sold by the end of the first page.

luna was at the galla

>>26614182
All of my why boners.

now with wingboner

>>26614236
Not without magical assistance.

>>26614237
FULL-SPEED BRAKES CUT DOWN-HILL WOO WOO

>>26614193

>>26614236
>fanfiction

>>26614236
Never believe fanon.
Ever.

>>26614260
YOU FUCKED UP THE SPOILER.

AH HAHAHA

>>26614307
not like it's actually explicit though.

>>26614291
>>26614299
This is the entire point. Speculation. Why are we here

>>26614260

gotta get that pony porn just right

>mfw I miss Chistery's wineboners

I hated every time she posted.
I hated the drama.
I hated the OC drama.
I hated her writing.
I hated the cult of personality.
I hate it when people talk about tripfags.
... But I hate hearing just how much she loves alcohol.

What is wrong with me?

Fluttershy depends it

>>26614206
Jurassic Park: the Equestrian Chronicles

the story where millions of years after the fall of equestria a mad scientist excavates the hibernating goddesses and unawares to them in their indefinite slumber extracts dna and using science gives birth to a new breed of pony who lacking the spark of life that all natural ponies are born with end the life of the madman and then venture forth into the world, and subsequent generations give birth to new ponies who have inherited their proper souls and re rebelling against their souless parents to bring about the second coming of the twin goddesses, but something goes awry witht eh plan due to the mad scientist not truly being dead, he using his machines fuses the magical natures of the goddesses into a new and terrible being which hopes to shroud the world in eternal eclipse and bring about the end of the known world because it is far too noisy and their values have been corrupted due to a failure in the fusion apparatus causing them to fuse with a rogue chef named carlton.

>>26614323
Because there's a blue base over there, so we have a red base here.

>>26613807
Have a cheap laugh in return then.

if Fluttershy asked you to help her zip up her jeans, she'd be Shut-her-fly.

does anyone else feel like their life has way too many gaps in it
Like there should be more things you care about

Ponies is all I have man

Captcha: marker nssint

>>26614330
I don't miss any of that shit. Fuck it all.

>>26614347
I just knew it.

fucking. knew. it.


god my sides are hurting again

>>26614347

That...may have been intentional

>>26614363
Why you mad tho?

>>26614330
>what's wrong with me

You hate too much
Lighten up and stop being such a prick

>>26614244

allofmymoney.png

>>26614356
Nah, i just play videogames and watch old movies that no one cares about.

>>26614236
Yes, I'm all for that.
Pegasi practically == demigods anyway, this is canon since the first series.

>>26614221
Wait, that was you?

But you capitalized your letters!

Guys, I found an "easter egg" in the episode Dragonshy

Near the end Fluttershy makes a subtle reference to what I am guessing is Lauren Faust's favorite website

www.bad-dragon.com

>>26614378
yes, we must all drink of the waters of the atom and be free, all hail the atom!

>>26613898

>>26614363
ALL of it?

>>26614378

It is you who is the one that is a prick!

>>26614378

Cmon guys~ love and tolerance remember?!~

Doodles should be made :D you know you want to! ^^

>>26614347
Great. Did you also colour it as something else?

If Scootaloo had gas, she'd be Pootaloo

>mfw i'm on my 3ds and have no pony pictures on it yet.

>>26614403
Yeah sure, keep telling yourself that
>>26614407
Hate and Ostracization!

>>26614425
If Scootaloo was a toilet, she'd be Scootaloo

>>26614416
This pony cannot doodle.
He can, however, color doodles.

>>26614407
no, she'd still be scoot, just mobile like the young billy

Random question: I've been up for more than 36 hours and I'm not tired. What do?

>>26614398
Am I doing it right?

>>26614450
give me your money, that's what you should do, I have rent to pay

>>26614441
And together we shall make....something XD

>>26614363
Am I the only one who suspects she's a totally normal and rational person whens he isn't drinking and only gets a little purple-prose when she is?

I kind of suspect the rest of it was our boners getting out of control.

>>26614425
If Scootaloo was black she'd be a fucking nigger

>>26614450
go to sleep, your brain is sending out signals that you've just awoken again and you feel completely refreshed but you're not.

>>26614374
Honestly, I'm in a shitty mood, probably the shittiest I've been in years, but I'll be damned if I'm going to use this thread (or any other thread on 4chan) as a dumping ground for my problems and worries. I am above turning this thread into a hugbox.

Also, I got sick of hearing about wineboners within the first ten minutes I was exposed to it.

>>26614431
do an XTREME 3D closeup of a ponytoy

>>26614450
NYQUIL!

>>26614437
Oh god why can't I stop laughing?

>>26614450
I've had this problem
I cured it by jacking off vigorously
Seriously, it helps

>>26614423
I am afraid that I did not.
Sorry.

>>26614479
You have a terrible sense of humor?

okay.

so the next one is anon being double-teamed by Applejack and Big Mac, with AJ pegging anon and Big Mac working the other side.

or would you prefer i reversed that?

or would you prefer that anon was a femanon?

>>26614465
If Applebloom ingested C4 she'd be AppleBOOM.

>>26614488
you mean horribly hilarious

>>26614390
i'm kind of shy about using my trip

And I only really did the lower-case thing to help identify myself before I decided to adopt it, and just kind of keep it up out of tradition. But enough about me.

here is a pony

>>26614468
Me too, but ... I think alcohol is just a huge part of her life and we really get off on thinking about women putting things in their mouth.

Really I think we just need to not get a rise out of everything like a 12-year-old child or some shit.

>>26614466

Well, yeah -- but I was looking for interesting answers.

And no money for Anon, I need all my monies.

On an unrelated note, pic was my captcha.

>>26614425
If Sweetie Belle shot Apple Bloom with an arrow, she'd be Sweetie Tell

>>26614470
NO! the only solution is a potion made from small grindings of unicorn horn and squirrel blood! both given freely of course without causing harm above a minor filing of the horn ot a prick of a pin of course, no sense harming those that only wish to help in their time of need, all hail Eclipsia!

>>26614450
Just force yourself to sleep. It's going to suck, but you'll thank you and me and the whole damn world later.

>>26614496
sounds good as is.

male,fem, care little for it.

>>26614496
It really doesn't matter.
Whatever you prefer and makes you feel more secure in yourself, I suppose.

>>26614496

Anon being a femanon and gettin some dp action would be AWESOME

fuck

you guys kept me up way too late

fuck you and fuck this thread, I'm leaving

>>26614512

Well I'm not sure where I'm going to find alicorn at this time of night, but I might be able to hunt down and draw blood from squirrels.

>>26614521

i'm secure in myself no matter what, lovely.

>>26614528
male pov or fem pov
I CAN'T DECIDE

>>26614504
Yeah
I liked seeing that writing style. She was fun to chat with in the synctubes and stuff.
Imma miss her. But, at least her official message was just 'hiatus'. Of course, hiatus' can last forever.

Go to bed.

>>26614559
ah hell, I vote maleanon.

>>26614568

Fuck you, demon horse.

>>26614450

Super scibblenauts disappoints me, I can't make a winged unicorn, well a properly winged one anyways..., just the retarded slapped on 'wings' item

>>26614568
okay

>>26614528
Male anon getting DP'd
two dicks up the butt
do it

>>26614486
That's fine.

>>26614577
She's not that scary...

>>26614568

come to bed.

>>26614582

>>26614577

I love you.

Okay, I'm gonna call this done for now. I still think my shading is too weak but every fix I try I'm unhappy with. Guess it'll just be a matter of trial and error until I eventually figure it out.

>>26614602

Fuck you, demon horse.

>>26614602
go ahead and do femanon DPed by Mac & AJ

>>26614602
a part of me says... "yes!", but another part of me is beating that part to death saying, "human on pony relations is wrong, learn to possess or metamorphose first at least"

>>26614559
Right, you have fun with that then. I'm tired, so I'm going to sleep.

You deserve to pony

>>26614613
scrumptylicious.

>>26614597
>fruit

...Dammit, that's NOT how you treat a woman in stocks.

Guys how do I stop caring about the fact that I will never have a girlfriend

>>26614645
She's lifting one out of the way.

>>26614653
jack off to ponies, bro.

>>26614653
Have you tried abusing alcohol?

>>26614653
The same way you fix a broken heart

drink until you black out

>>26614653
You do like me and masturbate to ponies

>>26614671
>>26614677
>>26614678
>>26614679
masturbation / alcoholmind

>>26614679
>>26614671

Why don't you guys all meet up and jack off together? Doesn't that solve all the problems?

>>26614639
Really?

Show me the waaay

>>26614602
I AM IN BED

>>26614691
WE DRINK
WE FAP

WE FUTA UNTIL SUNBREAK.

I don't own any alcohol and masturbation is too time consuming

>>26614691
This is where pony gets you.
Thi, or a hugbox.
The fuck?

>>26614653
empathic apathy, that's how!

feel for others, empathize with them, and then realise you will never draw their attention and bounce between depression and caffeine addiction, and a desire to have sex with cartoons and a hope that someday magic will be something real so that you can escape this cruel cruel world.

Clearly the answer is to have sex with alcoholic drinks

>>26614653
Re-evaluate your life, decide what's really important and just what you want out of relationship

Or jerk off to ponies

>>26614631

oh, hello there, anon. i'm getting tired of this dull little soiree...

why don't you take me home, hm? oh, don't worry about my husband, he'll be along tomorrow. after he's done bending the maid over a bed, that is...

>>26614735
*soirée

>>26614734

Or both. Or neither.

Why the fuck would you ask advice from 4chan?

Requesting this ponified

>>26614726
There's a Chistery x OPP pic I could link, but I was already banned once today for posting NSFW images in a SFW thread.

I'll not post that one I think.

>>26614653
You let the general apathy sink in. Then nothing matters anymore.

>>26614726
This makes total sense

>>26614726
I think I said something about that once... oh yeah, rarity getting a liquor enema by the diamond dogs, and then getting spanked repeatedly while having a buttplug propped in.
bwheheheh.

>>26614509
Ow. Who are youi? It looks like it hurts to be you.

the cool thing about the 3Ds browser is that you can see 3D pics from other 3Ds systems
there was a 3d porn dump on /v/
I wish there were some 3d mlp pics


pic related, if you open it with a 3ds, it's 3d

>>26614745
Yeah really
>my face when there's an advice board

By royal decree of our lord and goddess princess celestia, sacker of cities. You all must fap to ponies on a regular basis of 4 times daily.

>Finally read Night that Never Ended
>mfw

Seriously why the fuck do I like grimdark versions of this show so much.

OMG, my brain just punched me in the head...

Hard Gay Pony, we NEED one, NAO!

>>26614741

first time in a YEAR i've made a spelling error by accident, and it took a Froginese word to bring me down.

fuck yeah.

>>26614713
if you don't know how to trick your brain into blacking out then you're small time, bucko.

now if you'll excuse me, I need to go black out.

>>26614776
but celestia you're the only pony who isn't ugly and you never do nude scenes

>>26614749
> alcoholic drinks
> chistery x OPP pic


WHERE IS?

>>26614765

Go watch a movie (or a play), philistine.

>>26614780
You're one of a few.
Not many people like grimdark from what I gather.

>>26614776
>implying I dont


it chafes so good

>>26614786

>>26614745
I get all my life advice from the internet!

>>26614749
Unless Chistery is a glass of fine scotch and OPPP is a dick, that's not at all what's meant

>>26614780
Does it star Rarity? If so, link it. If not, to hell with it but link it anyway.

Christ, something MUST be wrong with me if I'm willing to read fanfiction. I'm in worse shape than I thought.

whoops, forgot the time. well, gotta bail.

inb4 countless hours of explicitness and/or great conversations while I'm gone.

>>26614825
It involves teleportation into parallel universe where NMM succeeded in bringing night eternal.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/story-night-that-never-ended.html

>>26614808
Grimdark adaptations can be good if they actually focus on telling a story instead of just having swear words and everyone dying gruesomely

>>26614776

>implying you're the real Celestia

we all know that the REAL Celestia would command us to have sex with each other for her amusement.

>>26614780
probably for the same reason the younger me used to like 'Mature' fics of W.I.T.C.H. and Danny Phantom, thankfully I've grown out of that phase and moved on to grim darks and more thought out stories that aren't just being read to feed my formerly childish perversions, though some grim darks do venture down that path, probably more than I realise, but thankfully I've avoided some of those.

>>26614820
>I will never fuck Derpy until she sees straight

Feels bad pony

>>26614865
god damnit now I feel sad

>>26614821
> Chistery sucking a dick coated with fine fine scotch savoring every last drop and loving it, feeding from it on her nice soft hot wet tongue-

... And the wineboner legacy continues.

In my pants.

>>26614741
how do you accent mark

>>26614852
This is my favorite MegaSweet pic because I always imagine she's saying that line in Phil Ken Sebben's voice

>MFW people are talking about Chistery being gone like it'll decrease the drama and shittiness of the threads.

Seriously, guys. Last night she was in livestream chatting it up while the thread going on was about putting your face to your favorite pony's anus and sniffing their magical whispey farts.

No one person is making these threads crap. Chistery wasn't the problem, the people who wouldn't shut the fuck up about her were.

TL;DR: No /co/, you ARE the annoying drama whore.

>>26614865

I think that is the one character that I care what happen to. Whenever I see someone sexualizing Derpy it just makes me feel bad, like why would you do such a thing?

>>26614879
Why, the same way I do this
­>implying

>>26614609
WHO DREW THIS? I LOVE YOU FOR DRAWING THIS. I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR THIS.
:O
YOU MADE MY BIRTHDAY EXTRA SPECIAL.

>>26614780
What makes it Grimdark?
It doesn't say in the tags.

Silly Pinkie, she is not candy.

Still streaming, yo. http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

>>26614799
That is very true my subject, TO THE SEX DUNGEON FOR YOU!

cutest pony with mai waifu with miniature cutest pony grasping mai waifu's leg...

HNNNNNNNNNNG

please stop posting futa ponies i cant fap any more today

>>26614879
ít's à sëçrêt tò évèrýbôdý

>>26614818
no, I mean the Dry Humping guy who performs in Japan, but as a Pony

>>26614909
>THE COFFEE WARRIOR
YOU ARE A PANSY, BLOOD IS THE ONLY COFFEE THAT I NEED

>>26614908

Yes, oc licking is best oc

>>26614852
>implying that isn't already a law in place.

>>26614899

option + e, followed by vowel of choice.

umlaut is option + u.

Which ponies would be most likely to watch My Little Pony?

>>26614469
heres hoping this works

>>26614886
THIS. ALL OF THIS.

>>26614954
>option
What the fuck kind of computer are YOU using? Hell, I've even got a space iMac keyboard and there's no fucking OPTION button on it

>>26614818
Steven Magnate delivers more than just pizza nowadays

>>26614804
Should I be watching a certain movie (or play)?

>>26614958

Dat Rarity

>>26614956

Caramel

>>26614954
Well actually, I just set my keyboard to United States - International, but that works too.

I gotta pick a new painting project now, and I probably need to pick a pony who isn't orange or brown. Those dull colors are eating at my brain.

Mrs. Cake maybe?

>>26614906
The parallel universe that Twilight and Dash teleport into is a post-apocalyptic rotting wasteland due to there being no sunlight. Fluttershy has had to kill her animal friends in order to eat because the fungus that grows now doesn't have the nutrients they need. Pinkie-Pie is completely mentally wrecked, and NMM has basically enforced martial law with her Shadowbolts and Royal Guard, razing towns to the ground if they refuse to submit to her will. There's death, murder, suicide, and general corruptedness of the characters.

>>26614958
guess not eh buddy?

>>26614956
Wouldn't it be My Little Midget for them

>>26614958
>pink hair

who the fuck is that supposed to be. that aint my waifu.

>>26614886
>People are still talking about her
OK, fuck this fandom. I'm out. See you guys when season 2 starts!
implying anybody cares

>>26614962
Yup.
second

>>26614964

i'm using a Macbook Pro.

you PLEBEIANS would know it as the Alt key.

>>26614943

i live to serve, my lady.

>>26614986

Ms Cake baking something, just clean

>>26614996
No, the ponies would probably watch iCarly or Victorious.

Requesting pony/iCarly crossover pic.

>>26614988
Oh, sounds stupid.

>>26614908
Are you going to draw more fat ponies?

>>26615007
ok, see you later, though I have no idea who you are talking about, nor do I care, it sounds like a path to trouble and annoying headaches if I dared ask so I shall not, viva la Eclipsia!

>>26614450

Oh fuck -- GSL in two hours.

If I don't make it out of this, tell the ponies I say -- hello.

>>26615015
Oh come on
they have WAY better taste than that

>>26614986
mrs cake with huge ass

>>26614988
>>26615017
Thanks for answering though.

>>26615011
>plebians
Why so hauty? Because I prefer to own hardware that I can repair or upgrade at my discretion? Hell, I'm about to multiply the hard drive capacity of my original xbox by 14 TIMES

that is the ORIGINAL xbox, not the 360

as soon as a part arrives. So this week or next.

>>26614972
>mfw we had burritos today and my parents were putting green sauce on them
GET OUT OF MY CAR!
>>26615003
mcdonalds + hasbro = rarity w/ pink hair

>>26614856
I just really like reading about twisted, corrupted, dark and anti-thesis versions of these characters. Twilight as a mana-charge dynamo of arcane destruction. Pinkie as a crazed psychopath who dissects people in her basement. Fluttershy as the sleeping avatar for a god of fire, prophecised to bathe the world in eternal flame.

It's just so much damned -fun-.

>>26615013
>clean

Yeah, I did two 34 pieces almost back to back. I'm gonna lay off it for a bit, so it will be clean. Might show off some bu--

>>26615043
Hmmm....

>>26615007
We're still talking about her because she's not ButterScotch, not a tool, writes, and didn't act like a bro to hide her gender. So ... See you next season.

>>26614988
>Fluttershy has had to kill her animal friends in order to eat
Stopped reading now.

I swear, if need a grimdark fiction done right, you just have to DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF.

>>26615031

did i miss out on an evening of delicous, fat poni?

sadpony.jpg

>>26615062
What WAS the last thing you wrote anyways?

>>26615073
>>26615017
To be fair it's spread out over 11 chapters so far without a definitive ending. It's not like it's all being thrown at you at once. And it's not like it's a "oh I am killing because I am teh EVILZ" it's basically due to survival since, well. No sun = no photosynthesis = no crops = starving ponies. Gotta figure out some way to eat.

>>26614899
>Implying
>>26614933
So he didn't really spell it wrong

>>26615084
Rocket to Insanity. Before that was two fics full of saccharine shipping sweetness.

>>26615011
heres what i want you to do and you will do it if you wish to continue your life.

sneak into lunas room and masturbate continuously on her bed and make sure every drop lands on your chest. as soon as she enter the room tackle her. yo may do as you wish from there.

>>26615015

Rarity: Project Runway
Fluttershy: Animal Rescue Stories
Pinkie Pie: Cake Boss
Rainbow Dash: Top Gear
Applejack: FOX News
Twilight: Haunted History

>>26615062
ait...? theres actually a god of fire fluttershy fic?
YES, its only a shame I didn't think of it first so I could ask them to make it, do they burn and then rev ive and then burn again in an eternal cycle of burning pain and flaming suffering and reincarnations of Candle Jack! yes I am the Winn

>>26614986

Snails covered by Big Mac's semen.

>>26615079
No, he just has a few in the ol' pony pudge thread at FiMchan

>>26615120
Nah, that's a jab at the Letters to Equestria thing :V

hey, want a draw?

>>26615109
>two fics full of saccharine shipping sweetness.
I want those.

I want those inside me.

NOW.

>>26615137
yes

>>26615090
The deal has already been broken, dude. Grimdark is good in small dabs, and that is definitely the exact opposite of a small dab.

>>26615090
But ponies can't process meat.

Eh, I don't think I'll ever find a grimdark I can like. If I can't imagine an anvil falling on someone's head and them walking away with stars in their eyes, then I think the story is too serious.

>>26615142
oh cool

>>26615141
Turntable Turnabout and Cotton Candy Hearts. To google with ye (or you can just Ctrl+F 'em on EqD's fic archive).

>>26614821
>Chistery is a glass of fine scotch and OPPP is a dick
... Someone make this.
But make Chistery Pacce.

>>26615111

i draw the line at raping something so cute as Luna.

you, on the other hand. you, i'm okay with.

>>26615154
I think what they were doing was boiling the meat to either a) leech the nutrients into the surrounding broth which they'd add the fungi to, or b) make it edible enough for consumption.

>>26615154

how much alcohol would a pony have to ingest to get a buzz? and do the fillies drink alcohol too?

>>26615007
I would care so much if Anonymous left

>>26615126
I don't really ship them. And my personal fanon has recently become that they're father and bastard son.

>>26615154
For My Little Pony, I mean.
And yeah, that means by my definition that most of my fics are too serious.

>>26615137
fuck I can't think of anything

draw something with the diamond dogs doing something stupid

>>26615157
get on that

>>26615175
>implying rape would be necessary

>>26615194
You can go by Midnight Castle standards for seriousness to give it more elbow room.

>>26615187
Fillies drink almost nothing but wine coolers or something resembling mike's hard lemonade as a rule.

Med is drunk by both during heady social occasions such as the Fall Harvest, the last dregs drunk at Winter Wrap Up to celebrate the last harvest.

The men drink drinks derived from barley, the occasional ale, and lots and lots of lager.

>>26615175
>not raping Luna
>in 2011

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>26615211

not necessary.

just fun.

>>26615193
>father and bastard son
EVEN BETTER

>>26615247
touche

>>26615148
How about a one-shot story where Rarity gets bitten by a vampire?

And slowly succumbs to the bloodlust...

does anyone else have a secret desire to see a mad scientist slice Celestia and Nightmare Moon irectly downt he middle and graft their halves onto each other so we have a left right mirrored abomination to make the world weep tears that come to unnatural life and sing elvis songs?

>>26615245

You can't rape the willing, but I'm certainly willing to try.

>>26615221
Well, there can be deadly danger and ponies can even die.
I dunno.
I think that I have too specific tastes when it comes to what I find to be an acceptable level of serious.
>>26615182
They live there and pay rent in truffles.
>>26615178
I clicked Chapter 4 to get a taste of the "flavor" of the story. It opened with Fluttershy vomiting violently in a bucket. I'd say the flavor is... unappetizing.

>>26615273
Does it do her character justice and involve her making fancy billowing capes like in them Ghibli movies?

>>26615273

makes sense, i guess. just make her paler and toothier.

>>26615273

Reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fGZsqNc-LI

ALCOHOLIC PONIES ARE BEST PONIES.

NOW WRITE DRUNK PONIES FUCKING AND THEN DANCING THEN FUCKING AGAIN.

ANONYMOUS COMMANDS THIS.

hey commander what did you request for today?

>>26615273
That would have potential to be both serious because of the situation, but damn hilarious with the right execution.
>>26615307
Something like this where her first priority is adapting to night only fashion.

>>26615273

Spike would let Rarity bite him

But then she would die anyways because dragon's blood is like sulfuric acid

>>26615273
There are already characters named Angel and Spike in the show, it would just be natural progression

>>26615335
I did that already.

>>26615296

she's not a slut. she's a proper lady.

Rarity's way sluttier than Luna.

>>26615307
It's more like the day after the bite, taking note of her slow transformation, her growing aversion to sunlight, loss of appetite for regular food and her eventual breakdown and gorging herself on the blood of her victim.

hey guys i found a bad thing.

http://www.polygonallawn.com/2011/05/super-deepthroat-14-will-blow-you-away.html

and a rarity hair to go with it

So what kind of fetishes do you think the main characters have

>>26615359
>Implying when Luna gets an episode she isn't a total horn-dog.

>>26615371
Pony fetish.

>>26615373
>implying luna gets an episode

>>26615359

You -- you don't need to be a slut to want to sleep with somebody.

>>26615358
Then link it, you chode!

>>26615371
Rarity has all of them

>>26615377
How is that a fetish

>>26615368
...Why not just link the blog of the guy who actually made it? The link you DID post is out of date anyway, 1.5b is out.

http://konashion.blogspot.com/

>>26615368
old
as
fuck

>>26615371

Rainbow Dash has a fetish for guys

>>26615345
Would you like to read it? I have it written but I wanted some feedback before i sent it in to the blog.
It's not....terribly grim either, and I tried inserting some humor in the early part as well.

I had a funny idea just now... what if in her sleep twilight accidentally cast a spell which crystalized Rarity into a translucent pony shaped gem during a time where she had just made up and was bringing a basket of smaller gems as a gift for spike along with a letter thanking him for helping her with a task saying the gems were for him and as he finishes the first leg the spell is abruptly cancelled out due to a wave of antimagic bursting from a failed experiment to synthesize a unicorn horn leaving rarity passing out with a bloodcurdling scream as she begins to bleed out from her formerly existing arm and spike freaking out about what he had unwittingly done.

rarity has huge bestiality fetish

>>26615371

rolling in the grass

HEY HEY FRIEND
YOU AINT TAKING MY JACK YOU CUNT

>>26615393
ya well the mod site is down

>>26615396
Sure post a link.

>>26615196
is dynamite stupid? i dunno

>>26615362
Soooooo is that a yes or no on billowing capes?

Also, just for curiosity's sake, are there any fics where she molests people with her prehensile hair?

>>26615371
Aristocracy fetish.

>>26614825
It's a shipfic of Pinkie and Dash iirc. Better ways to start reading fanfiction than that. (ex: Luna vs)

>>26615388
is there futa version out yet

>>26615394
Rainbow Dash is bisexual and Rarity is straight
these are considered deviant preferences since all other ponies are homosexuals by default and only get impregnated for the purpose of raising families as a lesbian couple

>>26615417
Eating lit dynamite is pretty stupid. I'd say you done well

>>26615368
That skin looks TURRIBLE.

>>26615417
Wow.

Those diamond dogs look very good.

I'm impressed, Juice.

>>26615396

Meh, why the fuck not.

But you'll have to do a followup where Fluttershy is transformed into a werewolf and then she and Rarity have a little tea party and discuss finding possible cures.

>>26615371
applejack is into bdsm (sub)
fluttershy likes sensory deprivation
rarity likes to be "cleaned"
pinkie pie has a food fetish
rainbow dash has a thing for falling from high places/getting caught
twilight dreams of one day becoming a dom

I DEMAND DRUNK PONIES.

>>26615420
That's a no on billowing capes
>>26615415
Heres the link to SEXY VAMPIRE RARITY STORY
https://docs.google.com/document/d/13btKoolqiYF51IJ7eNAUsaF_A5cYjGjgTI8JKshfi6M/edit?hl=en_US

>>26615362

and she would be inevitably thrilled, at first, that she's not having to eat any more.

and as we all know, long teeth and pale skin are desirable for a fashion model.

but then she'd start getting the shakes. and she would have no idea why. she'd panic. call Twilight over. and Twilight would try to find out, surely, being the good friend she is.

but she'd get a paper-cut. just a little nick. and she'd hold it up to her face, wincing. and Rarity would leeeeeeeaaaaan in, ever so slowly, lips parting, tongue flicking back over long, pearly-white teeth, biting small indents into her lip.

and Twilight would look up, in wonderment, for just a moment, before Rarity pounced on her. and she'd struggle on the ground, underneath Rarity, for a moment, before she submitted to a combination of blood-loss and Rarity's unnatural strength.

and Rarity would stand.

and look at herself in the mirror in horror.

and she would know what she has become.

>>26615417
Now draw Pinkie finding that Madame La Flour has committed suicide by slitting her wrists.

I DEMAND LOTR PONIES
/cruisecontrol

This thread needs more alcoholism.

I hear fluttershy once got so drunk she sucked six dirty dicks

By the way, if I were to try to arrange a stream on one of the nights where no one else is streaming, would anyone wanna show up? Keeping in mind that I'm still not a tablet wizard yet so everything I do is slow and inefficient. And I tend to get distracted.

And if so, should I set up a soundtrack with my dumb music, or just play episodes of Mr. Show or something?

>>26615417
Well done!

>>26615469
I heard Fluttershy once got so drunk she got naked on the ponynet and tookpictures

>>26615469
no

>>26615443
alright shit calm down

>>26615443
Fine. Jeez.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/story-my-dizzy-mom.html

>>26615457
Are you sure you didn't read my story?
>>26615456
Cuz damn dude

>>26615469
Must have been pretty damn drunk because that's less than 1/4 of her usual quota.

>>26615433
is it cheating that I used a reference? Just for how they look, though.

>>26615443
more drunk ponies

>>26615501

i didn't even know you wrote a story. i thought we were still spitballing ideas.

guess i'm just a WRITING GOD.

>>26615498
You have any happy drunk ponies?

confound these drunken ponies

they drive me to water

We are proud to announce the PS3 exclusive, MLP: Friendship is Magic RPG.

You can choose the character of your choice to save Ponyville from bumbling and harmless villains.

>>26615488
I want more ponies with shoes on their heads.

>>26615488
>and got naked
>naked

>>26615522
Not yet...

>>26615488

ponies don't get naked.

they get clothed.

>>26615456
Are you Cosmonaut Petrov? He wrote one too and I've been trying to find it

>>26615527
>Water
Is that like, vodka?

>>26615532
NO! I demand it be multiplatform with a strict contract that says Microsoft can't halt any kind of action by the makers even if by some means it should cost them billions of dollars in lossses, Microsoft must be stopped, they have too much of a stranglehold on a console they should never have owned!

>>26615457
>and look at herself in the mirror in horror.
I thought vampires couldn't do that.
actually that drawback would probably upset rarity more than having to feed on blood.

can someone draw Madame LaFlour dressed like Beyonce dancing to Single Ladies

>>26615472
i would watch. i alway mute the music in stream tho

>>26615562
Yah. What's up?

>>26615570
>Upset
I think you are looking for total mental breakdown.

>>26615570

that's the point. she's got no reflection, and now she knows what she is.

all this drinking is killing the dragons and fillies, think of the dragons and fillies. go buy water today

>>26615567
>microsoft
>ps3
did you mean sony or did I read that wrong?

>>26615573
That sexy bag of Flour is irresistible.

>>26615469
Alcohol you say.

>>26615567
and then steam gets all the update the consule doesnt and steam gets all the dlc for free as well. the original game sells for cheaper there too

That email you sent? You aren't getting a reply. You know who you are, you know who I am. Sayonara, space cowboy.

>>26615604
Alcohol you say.

>>26615469
Pics or it didn't happen faggot lol fag.

>>26615608
But you just replied to it, in a different way.

>>26615608
The fuck?

>>26615608
Is it me? Now I'm feeling paranoid.

>>26615567
no, I meant Microsft, they keep having a stranglehold on their shit limiting updates with redundant Quality Assurance since they can't trust the developers, and they seem to have an aversion to developers using their own servers and free DLC etc...

So guys I have a question

Do ponies wear horseshoes all the time and we just cant see them due to the art style or because they're colored the same as their foots?

Because in Stare Master when Fluttershy is following the CMC they seem to have footprints that look more like horseshoes than hooves

Plus it seems weird they would have horseshoes but not use them as actual shoes

>>26615626
go back to /b/ summerfaggot lol summerfag

>>26615608

It's the Cowboy Bebop reference at the end that makes this truly cryptic.

>>26615632
Neat reaction pick, Cosmonaut Peotrov.

>>26615632
Pony cannot into cutiemark crusader stilt walkers.

seven-and-a-half more hours, my fellow Sonyfags.

are you ready to create a pony-themed mission?

>>26615649
Imma say they have them, but we can see them due to art style.

>>26615605
this is why the consoles must be set free, free to frollic in the lands of enslavement to a user, we must bring doom to the binomes and sprites, victory for the User, all hail the Userr!

>>26615608
>>26615632
I dont get it.

>>26615658
LOOOL RULE 1 & 2 faggot.
STOP CANCERING THE INTERNET

>>26615458
i don't know flour bag anatomy that well, so i went with side, i guess?

>>26615689
Shh, only bunnies now.

>>26615666
That isn't one of mine....

But I saved it.

>>26615649
Their feet are solidified marshmallows.

>>26615696
I love your grand sense of humor.

>>26615702

Fuck you, rabbit horse.

>>26615696
>Dat suicide note
I didnt know you spoke Italian!

>>26615690
fuck, i just got trolled didn't I?

I'm away for one day and EQD gets ten million hits?

>>26615723
SURPRISE!

>>26615645
I'm serious. I'm really freaked out right now.

If this is a troll or meant for someone else then I guess grats.

Uwe Boll shoulod make a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic movie!

does anyone have the rainbow dash hair for he super deep throat game. the mod site is down and there is now a boyshorts option.

>>26615743

Mellow the fuck out.

would you eat pony

>>26615743
Yes, it was. Enjoying your snacks?

>>26615750
He really couldn't fuck it up too badly.

I would love to see a hand-drawn mlp movie

>>26615632
dat filename
> Sweetie Belle learned
> learned

>>26615726
No big deal. It's not like a GOOD site got 10M hits.

>>26615743
Well, space cowboy could mean a lotta things SB.
The in specifics of the comment...well. Who knows. Although an actual reply to the sender would have been...nice.
Sayonara

>>26615469
Fluttershy: Oh, hello, Rarity!
Rarity: How are you?
Fluttershy: I... um... I'd like some dicks to blow.
Rarity: Oh, really?
Fluttershyc: Um... yes.
Rarity:: Hmm, well darling, maybe I should invite these five colts I know and show up to your cottage so we can get our cocks sucked.
Fluttershy: Um... okay. Although...
Rarity: Although?
Fluttershy: Well, I have a headache and I'm all out of Excedrin; all I have left is some NyQuil and some Robitussin.
Rarity: Well, that's fine, I'll sprinkle aspirin powder on my dick, you know.,Just be ready to suck me and my five friends off in the back seat of my hot air balloon.
Fluttershy: Your balloon? But.. are you sure everyone can fit inside?
Rarity: Oh, certainly, just open up wide and maybe we can all fit.
Fluttershy: I'm talking about in the balloon, not in my mouth... You know I only suck dicks in a row.
Rarity: Oh, I know, now my dick is hard, I have to go..

>>26615759
Aw, sweet! Horse semen! Thanks Mom!

>>26615750
and Fox News should foot the bill!

>>26615759
I would learn to craft food into pony form so that I could fill it with cherry filling so that when I slice into it for the children it looks like the pony art food is bleeding out, yes, it would be wonderous, my side business in therapy where I wear a wig and mustache would flourish, their minds would be mine, muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

>>26615778
Trouble, Cosmonaut?

>>26615696
I lol'd at note

>>26615775

Yes, that's a proper conjugation of that verb. Or were you getting at something else?

>>26615801
i think its time for you to go to sleep

>>26615775
I was going to say remembered but she does't do that well either.

>>26615739

>>26615770
There was one back in 1986.

>>26615780
....
Fuck you, I read that in their voices, but in rhythm to the song
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>26615780
wat

>>26615778
She never liked you.

>>26615780

>>26615780
Oh god

Oh man

congu... conjug... canjug... can-bug-tion
what's that word mean?

>>26615778
I'm just going to assume it wasn't for me and I'm just being a paranoid spaz.

I'm also gonna draw a lot more nice, pleasant things in the immediate future. I keep telling people I DON'T want to become a porn artist but I haven't done a very good job of proving it.

>>26615839

Oh hi Roogna, would you like a book on reading things in a pony's voice?

>>26615780

i've a boner now.

thankee.

>>26615839
why are you in the jungle on a computer? there are no ponies here

>>26615827
I'm bored.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1
Yes I am B2
It's lurking time!

>>26615822
you might be right... I do have a job interview..., it's probably good I'm far less twisted in my non sleep deprives states... also I make less typos, though I have been getting quicker at captcha despite my tired state... "nviard torpedoes,"

>>26615806
only a little
i can glean enough and read in between lines.
so ill wait. and hope for...something. else. maybe....

>>26615875
You, yes you
CUT THAT OUT

>>26615858
DID YOU HEAR ME, COSMONAUT? SHE NEVER LIKED YOU.

>>26615584
I just wanted to know if that was the same story you were working on before

>>26615882
...
How do you type with those claws/wings?

I DEMAND MORE DRUNK FLUTTERSHY, I LIKE EVERYTHING THAT'S BEEN POSTED SO FAR

It must be hard for Rarity to take care of a mentally slow sister while dealing with her OCD.

I bet Rarity gets frustrated and beats her, not on purpose mind you, but just sometimes too much goes on at once and Sweetie is just there to take a blow or three. And she won't say anything because she is a) scared of getting her sister in trouble because she knows she did a bad thing. And b half the time she doesn't remember the beating.