Large-scale text adventure with depictive images.

Mature content. Free Roam. Stories. More mature content.

My ideal pony game?

Probably a watered down version of The Sims, for kids.

Mother with ponies.

Seriously, it's a match made in heaven. Heavy emphasis on friendship, strange monsters , "magic" powers, hell, juzt listen to the Mother 1 vocal soundtrack, it is basically "Twilight sparkle: the musical"!!

getting this out of the way

Fallout 3, but with ponies.

Fighting game. I'd fuck shit up with Applejack

>Minecraft on the 360
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>26595571
Anything except a girly one

Gah, I was hoping they'd show us how the minecraft was going to work on the 360.

>>26595673
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>three flood detects in a row, really?

>>26595716

Why the fuck are pones not coming on at 1:30? Some gay transformers show is on. I won't get a chance to watch ponies at 6:30. My day is ruined.

>>26595716

Fightin gaems

An Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

>>26595716
You know, I and a few others have been thinking that perhaps the threads wouldn't need the hyperindex.

the past threads were the most fun they've ever been.

>>26595571

>No Blues
>No Little Strongheart
>4 goddamn versions of Pinkie Pie

FUCKING HASBRO

>>26595742
Destiny is what we decide it is, in this vast and beautiful universe

>>26595756
I agree with this completely.

>>26595756
Do what you always do. What's stopping you?

Wasn't someone working on a pony fighting game though?

>>26595773
There are clearly four not-yet-unlocked characters, so chill, dude

>>26595571
The fuck is this? Filly characters? This ain't no Smash Bros.!

>>26595716

>>26595773
They'll be released as DLC

Did this picture ever get finished?

>>26595796
the archival of the threads puts quite a few people off from speaking freely.

>>26595826
No but it desperately needs to be.

>>26595828
No one knows who you are. No one cares.

>>26595825
DLC my ass, there are four locked characters right at the top@!

>>26595828

>>26595571
Why no wonderbolts,or royal guards ?

>>26595846
That's for Twist, Diamond Tiara, Snails, and Granny Smith

>>26595871
no idea

>>26595826
>Pinkie Pie x Snails
who the fuck thought this was a good idea
you get that inbred retard away from my fucking party waifu

I'll have a G please, Bob.

>>26595716

>shooting at marshmallows

>>26595571
Super Deep Throat : Friendship is Magic

>>26595865
>overweight transsexual alcoholic
I'm sorely disappointed in you all.

>>26595954
Spoilers are a thing that exist

>>26595954
spoiler image, you fuck

>>26595967
Browsin' at work, bro?

>>26595967
It's all in your head.

>>26595979
No, but not everyone wants to see porn.

>>26595954
ROCKY? OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ROCKY? I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS

>>26595716
how nice, you have it again.

>>26595996
You probably would have clicked on it anyways

Congratulations!

Forcing an OC on them, and Butterscotch fucking with them, has caused Chistery to stop writing!

>>26596021
It's a good thing I don't read fanfiction or I might care slightly

>>26595640
> fuck your marker
> no interesting filename

Fuck you too, guy.

>>26596040
Eeeeyup.

>>26596040
You're not happy?

>>26596070
Nope. I just don't give a fuck

>>26596042

dude

that image

>>26596059
>>26596040
>>26596077

Just look at all the fucks you don't give

>>26594036
>Sherlock Pinkie

This is the best picture Ottanta has done ever in all his life

spoilered for extreme awesomeness

>>26596105
Nobody cares.

>>26596105
I'LL DRINK TO THAT.

>>26596077

>>26595742
Fuck you. I'm not a monster.

>>26596042
That image. Wow.

>>26596105
look at all the fucks I give

>>26596144
Don't know how you came to the conclusion I was upset

So what is E3?

>>26596047

>>26596158
>>26596092
obviously not a made up story.

>>26596155
Poor Gilda

>>26596164
Electronics Entertainment Expo

oh, is e3 why we're so slow this morning, or is it just because people are out working and such?

>>26595727
Just wanna say thanks for all the effort you put into the filenames; never fails to make me smile.

>>26596160
So you give a mega-big-bang fuck?

>>26596171
I would drink with her. And when she passed out I'd leave her on Pinkie's balcony

>>26596168

The magic of greentext stories is to pretend they're real.

>>26595571
WHERE THE FUCK IS GILDA?

>>26596189
I give a NEGATIVE fuck

>>26596200
at the top right i can see her without even expanding the image you blind fuck

>>26596200
It's a PONY fighting game

>>26596181
now post the futashy one, that's hilarious

>>26596164
video game conference
all the big sellout video game developers shamelessly hawk their next over-budget, under-developed "cinematic" summer blockbuster
it's all shitty graphics-based FPS garbage for wannabe-militaryfags with too much money though so who cares

>>26596198
It's okay, when I >greentext...
I'm a girl!

>>26596128
Yes! Thankyou, that's perfect.
Just as I was about to throw in the towel and head to bed, too.

I think these two need some more love.

With Twist, of course.

>>26596213
neat.jpg

>>26596200
You blind?

>>26596181
Fluttershy would have the lights off all the way. I've known girls that shy.
I've known girls who actually cover their faces when they're having sex.

>>26596200
At the top, under DJ.

>>26596240
>twist
no fuck you

>>26596240
yeah we need more pictures of them pooping back and forth

forever

>>26596239
I would have finished it sooner, but lunch and E3. good night

>>26596240
I agree with you completly

>>26596262
With a paper bag, or what

Now I can scan ponies with Kinect.

>>26596231
Didn't even know that existed. post it if you've got it.

>>26596236

>>26596278
>>26596278
>>26596278

>>26596264
>>26596251
Yes, I am blind. My monitor displays text in braille.

>>26596293
I'm scared.

>>26596306
shut up faceless

1 of those assortment of games games with an assortment of selectable characters with different abilities. Nothing more mouse-dependent than the apple-bucking 1 on that game on the Hub site and without the fucked up glitches in that. Next to none that are mouse-dependent at all, though.

>>26596313
I'm sacred.

>>26596288
>With a paper bag, or what
No, with her hands. She just hid her face during it. That's just how shy she was.

>>26596315
No you

>>26596315
face up shutless

>All this Kinect faggotry

>>26596330
you forgot to drop your trip there, Dr. White.

>>26596267

pic related
I feel like trolling and making Twist and Silver Spoon secret lesbian friends

>>26596283

:3
Once I finish that sketch of Prince Blueblood and Spike, I'll work on a sketch with Twist and Silver Spoon.

>>26596330
No me!

we need more of squirt

>>26596344
I know right?

Fuck motion control shit. Waste of time.

>>26596365
Who, you?

> come in
> "don't care"
> "don't give a fuck"
> "no one cares, faceless."

QUIT TYPING THEN.

>>26596390
Yea, me. Shut up me!

All right ponies. I'm back to kick some ass

>>26596408
Couldn't be!

>Halo4
It needs Ponies in order to appeal to me now...

>>26596357
actually, having Twist and Silver Spoon be friends before Diamond Tiara came by could be a nice story. Silver Spoon wanted to be popular, Twist didnt care, blah blah I really not a good storyteller, but yeah I think it would be neat.

>>26596413
and by kick some ass. I mean requesting a pony master chief

>>26596401
It's before noon, it's too early for pony porn boners. I'm still okay with it.

Please. If I wanted to play Halo 4, I would Play any Halo game at all.

>>26596424
Halo got stale halfway though number 2.

They just keep dragging it on.

lizard!zxYK.pzcL.!!/zv2MTbpUH9
that's very funny because faceless was all "that's just sad" when someone did that on him.

>>26596413
>Actually call it Halo 4
>mfw

>>26596328
Was she on top or bottom? It sounds hard to do

>>26596413

FUCK YOU MASTER CHIEF!

When mr. microsoft guy said "a new trilogy" i got hyped for a new franchise and instead got you. }Go die in a fire.

>>26596430

id personally like to see what are diamond tiara and silver spoon special talents are in an episode. they didn't get their cutiemarks by bitching.

i wonder what could they be good at.

>>26596467
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS5toi7Xxxg

Sex is god's punishment for pooping!

>>26596467
Given how spherical their heads are that must have been a huge fucking bag.

>"Well, /co/'s community is good and all... but I think it would be better to stay away from all the Rule 34 ans shit"
>"Oh, this forum looks nice. Let's create an account here..."
>Forum is full of 15-20 year old LOLXDSORANDOM guys.
>No one actually discusses ponies, only shit like "Post pics of yourself"!
>my face

I'd rather keep watching traumatizing rule 34. Well... you guys still have active threads even when there are no more new episodes until late 2001? That's... impressive.

>>26596445
If nothing else you could just re-read (or read) one of my fics

https://docs.google.com/document/d/101xKMF_w3s364m09O-5D1jzQdBx4KbYyk9DMIc-5fKA/edit?hl=en_US

I'll refrain from posting the mainpage to my pony x pony fics (my absolute first ones, before the quickfics here.)

And on that note, I'll be an hour or so.

>>26596376
Best of all, they flaunt the voice control technology
FOR NAVIGATING MENUS
It's like you can't do that 10 times faster simply using the controller.
I'm part of the PC masterrace myself, but this shit still manages to make me feel bad.

>>26596173

So is it the third one this year?

>>26596477
Same. Fuckers.

>>26596413
read this, got mad
>>26596442
read this, want it

>>26596430

>older looking Snails

>>26596499
>late 2001
that is a very fucking long time from now.

>>26596413
>obligatory mule joke.

>>26596413

duh-duh-duh-duuuuuuh~

duh-duh-duh-duuuuuuh~

**duh-duh-duh-duuuuuuh~**

>>26596499
>2001
I don't wanna wait that long

>>26596501
Herp, I can control something by saying it 3-4 times instead of pushing two buttons it's BETTER THIS WAY

>>26595571
WHY DOES THIS HAVE SOME MANY CLONE CHARACTERS?!

Filly Pinkie and Filly Pinkameena?

Seriously?! How would that even work?!

>>26596544

Magic.

>>26596537
Pushing buttons is so mainstream.

I'm anticipating Ubisoft conference, because of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Y4boyI6lA&feature=player_embedded

>>26596499

FLASHNEWS! Every forum is a shitfest full of 13 year old fighting each other to see which one gets to suck the Admin/Mod's dicks.

lmao, ponyfan manchildren get irl mad at video game news

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED

*descends into brightly-colored escapist notgiveafuck cartoon universe to cope with reality*

>>26596514

>>26596499
haha then?

>>26596544
pre-rainboom pinkie
post-rainboom pinkie
totally different movesets, I imagine

also firefly is best pony

>>26596552

>>26595954
Learn to use spoiler images.
Also, download link?

>>26596514
yes, but what about that idea I had?

oh, and apart from that one picture, I have zero pictures of Snips and Snails. Anyone mind fixing this by posting some Snips and snails?

>>26596562
> ponymad

Use it in your everyday life.

>>26596499
Only two types on the internet dude, immature kids and weirdos. The "normal" (boring) people only go to Facebook if anything. Enjoy your stay.

And yes our level of dedication is quite fascinating. I am pleased that we continue ever onward in our quest for pony. Never ceasing.

>>26596562
Because only people people get annoyed at gaming news.

Also it's more disappointed than mad, bro.

>>26596467

I mean how do you sex if your hands are busy covering your face

>>26596567

FUCK YEA

Snails needs more love. Maybe I'll draw him and Spike being bros and having a snail race.

>>26596593

>>26596467
>>26596611
She was on the bottom of course, she'd be too shy to ride.

>>26596593
Well you can always hope this gets finished:
>>26595826

>>26596262

uhh

that's pretty fucked up dude.

like, i would probably feel really bad for even having sex with them, like i was taking advantage or something.

I would probably just stop and suggest that they get some counseling or something.

can't imagine it'd be much fun with them just laying there covering their face.

Jesus christ this is getting more disturbing even as I imagine it. Those girls were probably pretty severely sexually abused. Ugh.

>>26596653
> on bottom
> rear-entry
> it's basically pony missionary

>>26596537
>>26596501
The worst part is that they make it look like new technology. It isn't new technology, it is just that no one bothered to use it up until now. Because they don't even know why they'd implement it into a game.

>>26596608

~sigh~ My childhood. I want my childhood to be pure again.
Mommy drinks and daddy is gay, and I was raised in front of the TV.
It's the only thing I have left.

oh nintendo, i am dissapoint

;_;

>>26596674
>OC pony of one of the very worst /b/ tripfags
JUST DIE.

>>26596544
We could at least get knight spike

>>26596668
it's actually pretty fun to see if you can get them to make faces

>>26596695
... Which tripfag?

>>>/co/26596547

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>>26596668
Females are raised to associate sex with shame and other negative emotions. Like many of them really do have some severe hangups about it. I blame the Judeo-Christian foundations of our Western society.

>>26596712
just go back to /b/

>>26596711
"the darkest" or "darky"

>yes, that is seriously what he calls himself.

>>26596653
>>26596668
was it like a "eeek thehehe" covering her face or a "ohmigosh how embarrasing" covering her face? I mean was she smiling behind her hands or not?

captcha is neuroses reciesti. somehow pretty fitting to the topic, I say.

>>26596593
Curse you, flood detection.

>>26596699
make faces?

>>26596699

...I hope you're joking, dude.

>>26596742
>>26596743
an oddly high number of girls don't like being looked at during sex

Why do you guys like MLP?

Was it because of the voice actors being fap worthy?

Just curious. And willingly selling my soul to the pony god.

>>26596770
>oddly high
You really shouldn't be having sex with them if they aren't sober, dude.

>>26596770

That's pretty fucking sad.

>>26596770
they only have experience of that from what they've seen in porn, so they think all women are like the ones in porn during sex.

'people that dont enjoy things that i enjoy are not only inferior to me, they also do not exist and certainly do not spend money on things i wouldnt spend money on'

keep on raging against those gigantic heartless video game factories, you beautiful unique snowflakes

>>26596668
>like, i would probably feel really bad for even having sex with them, like i was taking advantage or something.
Oh no, generally they've been pretty aggressive in their bedroom behavior and were often the ones to instigate sex, they're just shy about it. They covered their faces because they were shy but it didn't stop them from enjoying themselves.

>>26596735
>was it like a "eeek thehehe" covering her face or a "ohmigosh how embarrasing" covering her face? I mean was she smiling behind her hands or not?
Smiling sheepishly, red-cheeked. A little embarrassed but not like ashamed or full of self-hatred like that one guy's painting it. The kind of girls who love and ask for dirty talk but blush hard and look away when they get it.
So yes, more of a sheepish thing.

>>26596712
>>26596674
This is why I like Faceless... Because now after reading everything he had to offer. I've learned not to be shocked by any of this shit. Quite literally in my opinion.

Huh, what a coincidence, I was just asked to write for a pony adventure game Jim-San and a team of bronies are making. Then I come to the General, and BAM, pony game discussion.

Awesome.

>>26596817
You are now imagining Fluttershy acting this way

Is this some Snails Thread?


Speaking of which. Why are Snips and Snails not in the roster as joke characters? Id main them

>>26596777
They like it because they don't actually know what good television is, so they settle for cute colorful crap. True story, now go away and let me watch these ponyfuckers fool themselves into thinking these threads are a good use of their time.

>>26596821
So. You're comparing Faceless to that of a vaccine? We got the "weakened" version of the smut, so we won't be shocked or disturbed anymore.

Weakened is a very loose term[/spoier]

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>>26596786
I don't fuck drunk girls. They tend to vomit on you.

>>26596806
Enjoy being a pleb for life, you corporate cumdumpster. I'll be over here basking in my enlightenment.

>>26596841

>good television

oh my god

>Go on /co/
>Thread about snails
Good timing. Decided, by popular demand, to finish up this pic from last night after all.

>>26596839

>>26596866
See?

>>26596852
>spoier

>>26596870
Nothings even happening in this. Why I boner?

>>26596874
Yeah, I had a girlfriend like that. By the end of things she just stayed stock-still and cried when it started to hurt instead of telling me IT HURT AND WE NEED TO STOP.

When it did hurt and I wanted to stop, she said keep going because she'd feel "guilty."

Then she'd feel guilty about not liking it an/d or being sore.

... Yeah, never date straight girls.

>>26596857

"heh."

*brushes crumbs from keyboard, resumes masturbating to my little pony: friendship is magic characters*

>>26596839
hhnnngngh. damn you.

>>26596920
Because Pinkie's very obviously about to be fucked while bound and blindfolded, legs open and all of her friends there to watch and hold her while she's filled and rocked by Snails' cock and coo things in her ear.

>>26596870
I bet you somewhere there are girls who do this to each other.

>>26596927
What you describe is not at all like what I'm talking about.

>>26596920
>Nothings even happening in this.
The hell it isn't. Pinkie's friends went out and got her a great present for her 18th birthday and like real friends they want to be there while she enjoys it.
Friends share the good times after all.

>>26596870

My body is ready

>>26596920
its the implied happenings.

>>26596935

>*brushes crumbs from keyboard, resumes masturbating to my little pony: friendship is magic characters*

I seriously hope you don't do this. Costanza.jpg

>>26596984

There aren't, but that doesn't stop us from fantasizing.

>>26596870

>>26596984
Yeah, there's a reason I left my sorority.

>>26596870
Am I really the only one who finds this disgusting? I don't think rape is as hilarious as you all seem to and Pinkie certainly doesn't deserve such a horrible thing done to her by her friends she supposedly trusts.

>>26596870

yay

>Microsoft's conference on upcoming releases was an absolute failure

>MegaSweet's conference on upcoming releases was a massive success

>>26597032

Yes.

>>26597030
tell more in a ranty angry way.

>>26597032

It's not rape when it's Pinkie Pie

>>26597043
>Halo 4's release date is Holiday 2012
>December 2012 is the supposed time for the world to end
A sign?

>>26597012

i can look at myself in the mirror and honestly say that i am not attracted to cartoon characters

>>26597032

>lolol raep is awesum >:3 pedobear.gif

>>26597080
Ehhhh, just a lot of drunk weird initiation bullshit.

It got really weird when I found out we have a strapon in the hall closet for more than 'novelty purposes.'

>>26597099
>i can look at myself in the mirror and honestly say that i am not attracted to cartoon characters
Riiiiight....

Why do I keep reading these threads

>>26597012
I don't eat at my desk like a slob so no, I don't get crumbs everywhere.

>>26597127

Maybe you're a masochist.

>>26597032
For what it's worth I don't think it's really rape, and if anyone's reluctant about it it's probably Snails (due to performance anxiety with an audience and just the weirdness of the setup) or Fluttershy (due to being Fluttershy).

Pinkie probably wanted it, or had expressed wanting it for her birthday or something. Imagine her surprise when she finds out her awesome friends actually found a way to make it happen!
I just hope she doesn't mind having to settle for Snails. Snails, on the other hand, should thank his lucky stars.

>>26597094
didn't you know? Halo invented Apocalypse

>>26597127
Because you love to hate yourself.

>>26597032
Nope.
Not the only one.
But I learned it's best to just ignore shit you don't like and try not to let it get to you. I'm not saying "LOVE AND TOLERATE" it, but I am saying there's nothing you can really do to stop it and it's not worth getting upset over.

>>26597032
No, but bitching about the horrible things in these threads would be a waste of my time
>>26597127
I find myself asking that question more and more

>>26597112
... Go on ...

>>26597127
Personally, maybe I'm a masochist, but I just can't get enough of this puzzled feeling when reading some of the comments here. Just, so many levels of why. Especially now that the show in on break.

>>26597127

routine and Stockholm syndrome?

'oh man i know they were all posting and >implying the children voice actors' photos THAT thread, maybe they won't be creepy spergy scary in the NEW THREAD marker.img'

>>26597127

You're trying to overcome your fears, we're here to help you. It's what friends are for

>>26597099

Oh. So you were being ironic. I get it.

>>26597138
its snails because he is the biggest guy around.

Seriously Big Mac got nothing on him.

Also, Applejack wouldn't approve of it being Big Mac.

>>26597178
>>26597181
>>26597032
You guys, it's not rape.
I know it's considered memetic to go "hurr hurr it's not rape it's surprise sex" but that's actually what this is! Pinkie probably put it on her fucking birthday wish list! Do you think they'd all be so happy about it if she didn't want it? Do you really think that the entire Mane cast, even Fluttershy, would do that to her on her own birthday if she didn't want it?

And if that were the case, how come the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner says "Happy Birthday Pinkie Pie"?

http://imgur.com/a/IWTOA
I made some flankbook banners :D

>>26597240
Okay that last line made me smile.

Still not my cuppa, but yeah.

>>26597126

I can enjoy the show purely on an escapist level; is that so hard to believe? I've not 'come out' as enjoying the show because in real life, *nobody gives a shit*. I don't find the characters attractive because what the hell. Pony wallpaper? Fuck no.

Etc.

Pony must balance other pony.

>>26597240
>>26597205
>>26597178
>>26597181
>>26597032
All this discussion is giving me an idea once this pic is done.

>>26597185
It got REALLY weird when it was "to test out the pledges for those future fraternity boyfriends."

>>26597032

yes, you are. How did you get on 4chan anyway?

FINAL BOSS - INFERNAL NIGHTMARE SCOOTALOO

(cutie mark is a flaming tire acting as a comet)

>>26597279

My body is not ready

>>26597254

you forgot rarity kicking the manticore in the face

have we all forgotten? and the first sighting of NMM in the hourglass, before ep.1's climax?

...you've all forgotten, haven't you.

>>26597303
It's ALWAYS the damn wings.

>>26597202
I think you're right. I'm not bothered by all the ponyporn, just the talk of real-life events

>>26597357
I havent!
That was badass

>>26597407
You must really hate these then:
>>26597294
>>26597112
>>26596927
>>26596817

I want to find a girl who would be into pony role playing. I'd draw cutie marks on her butt cheeks, stick one of those horse tail butt plugs up her ass. Then get her to neigh as I fucked her from behind.

Captain Picard is a man who lives on the bridge of the Enterprise.

He has fish and model spaceships in his bedroom, which is next to the bridge so whenever he wants to sleep he doesn't have far to go.

Picard likes tea. He likes his tea to be hot. He also likes wine because he is French and French people like wine.

One time Picard was stolen by the Borg, but he escaped and is ok now.

I love you Captain Picard.

>>26597454

>>26597444
And we never saw that trophy again

>>26597454
WHY AM I OKAY WITH THIS?

>>26597454

>>26597491
I agree. Picard is a pretty cool guy.

>>26597432
That is what I was saying, yes

NO MORE ROSE TINTED! Today is a great day.

>>26597454

>>26597525
>>26597491
Picard Pony.... NOW

>>26597520
because you are that guy

>>26597538
You don't like fucking. Super-gay, bro.

anyone has seen this coloured?

>>26597560
No, I'm NOT that guy, Goddamn what the fuck I am a little scared now.

>>26597583
that's funny because i'm sacred

reminder: June 16th is Captain Picard Day

that's NEXT WEEK, so polish your domes in anticipation!

>>26597559

>>26597571
No, but I'll colour it today.
I promise.

>>26597600
.... HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?

>>26597032
I don't like the picture, either

>>26597631
Cool story, bro.

>>26597551
And that's the story of how Equestria was made.

what the fuck just happened

>>26597622
It's new? I got it of devart

>>26597674

...what?

>>26597568
I've never done it before, and the thought of doing it makes me angry. The one time I was offered to do it I was so afraid I ran away.

>>26597685
I was gone for an hour and some recolor pornspam dump all over the place? jesus christ.

>>26597666
dats some manly eyebrows on that pony right there.

>>26597686
Maybe you're just an angry bottom?

>>26597704

Oh, well that was in another thread. Not really anything to get worked up about.

>>26597713
I'd still fuck it.

>>26597713

>>26597138
I am okay with this if you are the artist

>>26597735
Oh well. you just know someone's going to put the blame on this thread though.

>>26597761

Who cares? Faggots be gettin' mad every day.

Drama is dumb, man.

>>26597716
Since then I haven't had the opportunity to find out

>>26596870
>can not unsee pacman on pinkie's arm instead of the end-curl of her hair

>>26597368
I hate NMM's wings. Can never figure them out.

>>26597775
Gotta get back out there, champ. Either you can face your fears or be overridden by them erryday.

>>26597797

Some people just don't like sex, dude.

>>26597818
He's identifying as sex-phobic, not asexual.

I'm not gonna hugbox it.

>>26597704
>>26597761
Yeah...sucks bro. Oh well, maybe you should like chill it on the scat porn just a wee bit? I dunno not to be a buzzkill just consider it maybe mmmkay.

>>26597818
>don't like sex
wh...what?
He's just had bad experiences.

>>26597797
True I used to arachnophobia, but then I ended up living in a room where every other day I'd wake up with spiders on me and in my hair and stuff. I found I stopped freaking out and then it was just "Oh tiny annoying not-bugs."

Soooo I guess he needs to go live in a brothel?

>>26597818
yeah but it seems this guy got a full blown phobia isntead of just a dislike

>>26597853
best. idea. ever.

>>26597839

Same thing. He doesn't want to have sex.

It's really weird how when people have an irrational phobia of spiders people go "haha yeah that's weird but I getcha"

But when people have sex phobias people see it as a problem that needs to be fixed.

just do what everybody else does: booze and fat chicks with low self-esteem

>>26597852
I have been. only exception being earlier today when someone else initiated a rather fun compile list of stuff, depicted in picture.

>>26597853
>I used to arachnophobia.

how do you do that, exactly?

>>26597454
I found the perfect girl for you, anon... although it might be a dude.

>>26597878
>It's really weird how when people have an irrational phobia of spiders people go "haha yeah that's weird but I getcha"
No, they don't. They think you're overreacting but conditioned to not be super-douches about it.

I'll also say people appreciate and understand that sex is scary, but staying pre-sexual because of them gets you put pretty squarely in the manchild category.

ALSO PONIES.

>>26597919
have spider
will travel

>>26597853

>mfw

Oh god this is my nightmare.

I almost have a heart attack when even the little tiny ones get near me.

Can't stand the way they move.

Oh god.

I know the only way to get rid of it is exposure but I'd honestly rather kill myself than ever willingly put a spider on myself.

I'm so glad I live in an area with almost no spiders.

>>26597872
Simple behavioral psychology. Exposure treatment.
In fact, if Fluttershy were to be introduced to that, the possibilities are endless

>>26597928

who cares? find a hole and go nuts

>>26597947
I HOPE SOMEONE DUMPS A TRUCKLOAD OF SPIDERS ON YOU

TARANTELLAS

>>26597951
so THAAAT explains the cumbucket cutiemark picture

Are we even talking about ponies anymore?

>>26597980
half-half.

>>26597951
>In fact, if Fluttershy were to be introduced to that, the possibilities are endless
... BUENO.

>>26597964

WHY WOULD YOU WISH THAT

THAT IS HORRIBLE

YOU AREN'T MY FRIEND AT ALL

>>26597980
Topic is now "Demons Run When a Good Mare Goes to War"

>>26598004
what made you think i was?

>>26597666
But that's wrong you retard. The exact quote is "and that's how equestria was made"

adding words does not make it better.

>>26598017

I don't know but now I can feel little itchy sensations everywhere on my body and I'm freaking the fuck out.

Brb shaving off all my body hair.

>>26597919
Insert the word "HAVE" where appropriate.

>>26597947
That's how I was, I would shriek like a little girl at them. Then one day I was at work and a little one web swung out of my hair and onto my glasses and I just went "Ugh, stupid spider" and just swiped it off.

I don't love them or want to touch them or anything, but they don't terrify me anymore.

>>26598029
shutupyoufaggotfluttershy.png

>>26598001
>>26597970
Not exactly my thoughts... But HELL! close enough....

>>26598041
>That feel when you shave and the hair slide down your body and you imagine it to be thousand daddy longlegs crawling over your skin

>>26598073
kekekeke, it tickles....

>>26597951
I dont know, it could lead to this if we're not careful.

haha captcha is enjoit publish.

I agree with that

>>26598004
One summer I was sleeping out in my gazebo in my backyard because it was a cool and pleasant night, but it got a little chilly so I got a quilt from the storage shed and wrapped up in it, going to peaceful sleep.

When I woke up, two hours later, I felt strangely itchy, almost tingly.
I stood up and my hand moved to check the itchiness, only to find something small that felt like a down feather against my body. I brushed it away and the texture quickly made me realize it was not a feather.
I jumped up, suddenly awake, and in a panic brushed my body free of all the spiders I could find.

Apparently the quilt's seal had been punctured and several large nests of spider eggs had been laid inside, having hatched only a night or so prior at most.

And that's the story of how I woke up covered in baby black widows.

anybody else having problems with the smaller filesize version of The Cutie Mark Chronicles? As soon as RD starts talking at the end of the episode, it crashes my media players.

All of them.

>>26598103
BUUUUUUENO.

>>26598178

There aren't enough NOPE images in the entire world for how much NOPE I need to express right now.

>>26598103
Disco, you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

>>26598203
Sounds like you have an incomplete torrent. I've watched the whole thing before. Starting up near the end when they get to sugarcube corner, will say if it crashes anywhere in there.

>>26598233
>havent seen that picture until now

christ, dude

go check paheal more often

>>26598275
>not checking his thread on FIMchan

>>26598275
There are a small few of us that aren't here all day every day. Hard to believe sometimes but there's the occasional reminder.

>>26598257
I didn't get it from the torrent, I got it from megaupload.

>>26598325
I am checking his thread on fimchan

but it's on paheal as well, along with all the other new stuff, durr hurr.

>>26598330
have you seen this?

>>26598406

>>26598365
Works fine for me. Watched the whole last 8 minutes with no problem.

Got it from the torrent.

>>26598428

>>26598406
>>26598428
>>26598444

HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

>Ants
Oh god, get this sap off of me!

>>26598388
also, the picture posted in the fimchan thread seems to be an older version with full-blown red cock, so there.

>>26598436
well, I guess I'm redownloading it then.

>Myrmecophobia
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>26598406
>>26598428
>>26598444
In my restless dreams I see these ants

>>26598548
DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME~

>>26598505
If you've got the torrent still just re-check for missing files. should be an simple option for it

>>26598537
Nope, sure don't my fellow fearless human!

>>26597930
>I'll also say people appreciate and understand that sex is scary, but staying pre-sexual because of them gets you put pretty squarely in the manchild category.
By them you mean my fears?

>>26598603
Yes. Also PONIES.

Does johnjoseco ever post on /co/?

>>26598616
thats not ponies...

>>26598616
lots and lots of them.


I just realized... we need this in a brand spanking new version, all futas.

except spike. he can be, like, stuffed up rarity's butt or something.

>>26598662
>futa

>>26598764
You don't like futa? DOUBLE GAY.

>>26598764
>2011
>not liking futa

>>26598616
>staying pre-sexual because of them gets you put pretty squarely in the manchild category.
How so? You think sex is that important? Also, I didn't quite want to eat up image limit, but PONIES

>>26598803
Yes. It is.

>>26598803
i fucking love ponies

>>26598803
I think we can all agree that sex is pretty fucking important.


because


you know


baaabieeees.

>>26598828
....Glorious.

Artists, take note: This is how pony bondage should be done.

>>26598848
that reasoning becomes void when the sex doesn't make babies.

>>26598848
> baaaabies

Yeah, I don't make many of those when I fuck my boyfriend.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE EVERYONE?

>>26598874
>>26598865
Just because you avoid the end result doesn't make the act any less important.

>>26598801
futa is too mainstream for my tastes

>>26598803

It's that important to be a mature person, yes.

>>26598883
Prosopagnosia

>>26598874
>>26598865
Irrelevant in terms of his specifications that sex is not important, but sure, for non-recreative sex, it's unecessary.

>>26598883
Dildoes.

>>26598961

birthday rape is best rape

Whoo, finally done. Full color too.

Pinkie Pie x Snails.

Surprising, but not rape. She probably had it on her wish-list.

>>26598961
deleted rape is best rape

>>26598899
That doesn't sound like a mature statement.
>>26598848
I understand it's important to reproduction, but everyone seems to do it for recreation (i.e. fun) and what constitutes fun is always a matter of opinion.

>>26598995
>censorship in picture
>spoiler image

This makes me a sad man.

>>26598995
YESS.

Hey, what's going on in---

Oh.

Hm.

>>26599022
xzibit.png

>>26599028
Eeeeeyup.

>>26599004

>that doesn't sound like a mature statement

Well, how would you know? You're not a mature person.

Having a sex phobia and saying sex isn't important is like having an education phobia, and saying high school diploma isn't important.

>>26599022
Sorry, you guys were flipping out about censorship/spoilers earlier so I didn't want to accidentally cross any lines here.

Quickfic ideas: third idea gets a one-post, first gets a two-post, second idea gets NOTHING.

>>26599004
sex is a measurement of "manliness" used by people who are deluded enough or still young enough to think shit like manliness matters.

>>26599066
Fluttershy torturing an animal until it admits to loving her.

>>26599066
snips and snails both want twist and snails kills snips over her

>>26599066
... I've got nothing.

>>26599066
Fluttershy torturing an animal until it admits to loving her.

someone mentioned using spike as a buttplug?

>>26599058
naww I'm just sad because it's not an uncensored image in itself, but that's just me.

>>26599071

Who said anything about manliness? We're talking about basic maturity.

>>26599058
That's probably for the best, majority of the artists kind of eased into actually drawing the naughty bits (if they're into that kind of thing), but didn't really need it for the joke

>>26599066
Pinkie-Pie, Tomatoes, Hindenburg.

>>26599110
yes, and, seen it. the breasts look wrong because I see them as chest muscles and then I depict celestia as a buff guy

>>26599118
exact same thing applies to maturity.

>>26599066
Twilight has her snake phobia getting triggered by a basilisk.

>>26598782 Says the man who likes cock XD

>>26599104
Hey, I only posted that once...

>>26599104
Hey, I only posted that once..

>>26599173
you did. you can't post the same thing twice on the same IP in a row.