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06/04/11(Sat)23:13 No.26549013>>26548762 Reminds me of the girl I went home with after drinking a full bottle of red wine. I vomited all over her bathroom and she still wanted me to eat her out.
Sure, I did, but afterward I just couldn't get it up. She tried sucking at it, but, y'know, there are things worse than whiskey dick. Like red wine dick.
I woke up the next morning with no hangover but just enough memory to waltz over to her apartment and clean the whole mess up. She was so blazingly drunk even the day after she hobbled in and out of her living room and didn't say a word.
... Overall I thought one-night stands would be more fun. |