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!!zacmSUtgETZ 06/04/11(Sat)20:55 No.26545238>>26545166 "Oh hey y'all, let's make sammiches," said Pinkie.
"You know, this reminds me of the time we made Sammiches with Bono." Said Applejack.
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Bono shuffled his feet nervously, "I'd say you need to worry about the children and animals and not eat so much food, but it looks like ... it looks like you're both."
"Aw, shucks, thanks for thinkin' of our foals there, Mr. Bono. Is there something we can do for you?"
Bono whispered something into Pinkie's ear.
Pinkie giggled, "We call that a HORNJOB here, mister!"
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Everyone sat around the table shifting uncomfortably.
"Humans are weird."
Then Rarity made a racist joke and it was kind-of-sort of funny. Then Twilight did something crazy that week and nearly killed everyone with no consequences. |