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RUINING THIS THREAD ALRAEDY WITH THIS IMAGE

I am a terrible person.

Still a while until the image limit
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>>26540806
>Pinkie Pie toy
>no curly hair
>no MOTHERFUCKING GUMMY

>>26540839
That toy has been around for a long while, since the show came out.

> yfw you've all been fapping your wineboners to this

>>26540839
whatever

>>26541070

To tell you the truth, I'm just about sick of this obsession with certain tripfags.

>>26541176
So you and every fucking other person in the fandom.

>>26541176
I don't care much for them either
A few vocal weirdos are bothersome.
Besides, butterscotch has her own oc, and a funny sexy lesbian self insert story shes doing.

>>26541176
The thing is, it's done. It's out there. Now people can shut up about it.

POST PONIES!

well, I guess we go with this one. Too many flankinflamed assholes spamming new ones.

Okay, so who's got a story idea?

>>26541295
celestia wakes up in the dungeons one morning

she and luna have switched bodies

but luna doesn't know how to raise the sun

FYAFYM

>>26541295
Twilight goes shopping in the market with Spike.

The Pegasi are watching Fluttershy doing something in town.

>>26541262
They got spammed because you're a faggot and make them too quick.

>>26541295
Fluttershy abducts Rarity and tries to rape her, however Rarity is so high maintenance that she laughs at her pathetic rape attempt.

>>26541343
oh? So because I didn't check for THIS thread and made a new general two minutes before anybody else, it's MY fault people got asspained?

>>26541291
You can't fire me! I'm union!

You're sitting on a beanbag, chugging yet another strawberry-cider, listening to Pinkie Pie talking about her day as you pass Rainbow Dash another can. You watch Pinkie lap happily at her large glass of cherry tequila as Dash begins telling you about practicing for a new trick. She does a few motions with her hoofs while explaining, and she spills a bit of the cider on herself. "Crud." She tries rubbing it off, but she just smears it in more. Pinkie watches the motion of her hoof, still lapping at her drink at surprising speed. She doesn't stop as her glass is empty, though, and Dash just seems bothered that she can't get the cider off of her. "Curse... this... drink..." She gives up and slumps back down on her beanbag. Pinkie finally realizes the glass is empty as she looks over at you. "Oh!" She blushes a bit, and she wobbles up. "I'll just go get some more refreshments for myself, and a towel for silly Dashie~" You watch as she bounces out of her bedroom.

>>26541142
息子は、あなたは女の子のためのショーを見ている？
あなたはレーザーを撃つ巨乳を持つ一般的な女子高生のアニメを見ている必

要があります
あなたは、この家族の今、私は切腹をしなければならないの恥だ！

>>26541379
yes. you gigantic faggot

>>26541354

Rarity is a whore.

Today's been a good day. Nothing like a nice vanilla bean ice cream drizzled with rum on a muggy June day.

Then I saw Google Docs is starting to kill clopfics. I'm ... uncertain how to feel about that.

>>26541396
Please do not start

>>26541404
you seem awfully sensitive in the buttocks.

>>26541396
how many times are we going to have to ask you to post these somewhere else?

>>26541417
> Google Docs is starting to kill clopfics
For reals?

>>26541401
Wrong thread, weeaboo.

Fucking 5 threads almost simultaneously on frontpage.

Get your shit together.

>>26541417
What? Really?

>>26541396
GODDAMN IT YOU SUMMONED HER.

>>26541379
you seem mad
two people pointed out other generals
that's not spam

>>26541401
...

>>26541430
That sort of backfired, we got him to post them on google docs and now google docs are banning clopfics.

His stuff is so bad, google won't take it.

>>26541417
Googledocs will do that randomly. I think someone goes through EqD and th elike, reporting people. All I've written was a quick Fluttershy versus Rathalos fic and Spike gets a treehouse, and I was blocked for that.

>>26541430
never. read;
>>26541417

>>26541417
Good? Elated?

>>26541417
>killing clopfics
oh the horror
call me when they kill mentos' page
then i will care

>>26541396
I like where this is going.

>>26541430
Google docs hates bestiality.
>>26541433

>>26541295

Rainbow Dash falls in love with one of the male members of the Wonderbolts and gets pregnant, Scootaloo becomes jealous.

>>26541433
yep, they took down faceless' stuff then decided to associate anything about ponies with it

so pretty much everything is getting taken down at random, clopfics or not

So, I live in Berkley, Michigan, and I just ran into a brony at A&W. If you're here, dude, you made my week.

Pic related, it was my face all the way home

>>26541417

It's the best thing ever.

>>26541479

>Don’t publish sexually explicit images or videos, such as those with nudity or graphic sex acts. Writing about adult topics is permitted as long as they aren't accompanied by sexually explicit images or videos, or any material that promotes or depicts unlawful or inappropriate sexual acts with children or animals. Additionally, we don't allow content that drives traffic to commercial pornography.

oh.

>>26541494
remind me to give myself a pat on the back later for kicking the guy who coaxed me into putting my stuff up on google docs in the teeth with this.

>>26541466
You don't have to post them here

>>26541454
Who's her?

>>26541494

Furfag purge.

>>26541537
It is the most convenient of locales. stop whining and stop reading, and you won't be bothered by the contents of it again. picture related.

>>26541494

THE HORROR ........oh wait I dont cares
>>26541515
ive never agreed harder with anyone in a pony thread than I agree with you

>>26541438
someone asked in another thread

"How would the japanese react to MLP?"

>>26541516
>>26541494
Oh well. I can't read anyway. As long as they don't kill my stories. Or maybe they will. I don't really care.

>>26541479
>>26541466

googledocs is somewhere else, yes, but it isn't EVERYWHERE else

there are lots of different places you could put this

>>26541537
Neither do you.

Ponychan, faggot.

>>26541516
Non-human characters must put them through a damn loop.

Now, if they started banning Twilight werewolf-on-teenager porn, LiveJournal would ignite like the whiny emo powder keg it is.

>>26541176

And the ridiculous fact is that it's all one guy.

The same guy that posts with her name, the same guy that trolls her, the same guy that reposts requests for her OC, etc.

>>26541497

How did you know they was brony?

>>26541528

You deserve a beer as well.

Why did I see this on ponychan before I ever saw it here?

Why are you slacking, /co/?

>>26541563
at least get the font right

>>26541563
I read "READING IT STOP ANONYMOUS"

>>26540834

>151 images

hurr hurr a durr hurr

Here's the problem:
We can't have these fucking people representing this fandom. Just one visit to Ponychan shows how pathetic the people that post on the site are.
Here's the solution:
The reason why ponychan mods ban people for posting NSFW art is because their host has a rule against it and they might purge ponychan for sexual content if a lot of guys start posting pony porn. Getting that piece of shit shut down would be as easy as spamming pony porn.
The Plan:
This has to be an organized effort. We have to plan to all spam at a certain time, or arrange groups to spam in waves. If any of you have proxy switchers, use these to post as much as possible. If any of you know any good free proxy switchers that allow you to post, please post them.

You know you want to raid Ponychan. Let's agree on a time and do this.

Im surprised that the reaction to Google docs banning clop-fics is as calm as it is. I expected a shit storm. Congrats for keeping your cool guys.

>>26541578

SUKHOI KAWAI DESU NE!

>>26541563
I'm not bothered by the contents I and I'm sure a few others do not want it to be posted here

>>26541629
>posted half an hour ago when the thread had 120 images in it
hurr's on you, my friend. durr's on hurr.

>>26541633
No. Raids are stupid.

>>26541597
No thanks, I'm already trying to keep my hand steady. no more liquor for me tonight.

>>26541633
raids are for /b/

and ponychan was made on /b/

>>26541633
OR we could just, you know, hang out here and do pony stuff. That sounds alot easier and we wouldn't even have to make dildos out of ourselves in the process.

>>26541633
That won't accomplish anything....

>>26541682
THE SOLUTION:
We use /b/ to kill them.

EVEN IN A POLL FOR PORN RARITY LOSES.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Why does Google even care what their docs is used for.

Can they ban it only if it's for viewable for everyone?

>>26541693
Eeeeyup.

>>26541633
I would like to, but raiding is incredibly dickish and then they'd come here and shitpost.

>>26541633
Yeah, lets not do that...

>>26541708
But Rarity has the best porn? Are these people stupid?

>>26541633

Set up an IRC channel for this or something, it will make organization easier.

>>26541633
Nnnnnope.

>>26541401
>My son, you're watching a show for girls?
>You should have seen the typical anime schoolgirl with big tits to shoot lasers
>You are now in this family, I shall commit suicide in shame!

>>26541708


rarity is classy.

>>26541708
The answer is that Fans of Rarity arent huge faggots so they feel no need to vote for such things

>>26541633

Go back to /b/.

>>26541598
Ponychan dwarfs /co/ pony threads. /co/ in total is at 26 million posts, Ponychan (which is specific to ponies) is at 35 million. They're just going to beat us with overall quantity, no matter what.

>>26541635
It happened shortly after EqD went up. Isn't the first time.

>>26541639
I just want to see their reaction to Fluttershy. She isn't full Yandere, but she gets there.

>>26541649
this. ever so much this.

also I'm the one who recommended faceless to post his shit on googledocs
I didn't expect he'd post images

I never could have predicted this outcome and to everyone I say a sorry from the bottom of my heart

Does anyone know how to draw a male pony as if he was looking like this?

>>26541712
Well the person reporting has to have the link, and chances are no one will have the link unless the doc was shared at one time.

>>26541633
...If they actually used that as a policy, instead of banning everybody who tosses out a curse word, I wouldn't particularly mind having them represent us.

>>26541712
Content providers and hosts can be sued for the dumbest, dumbest shit. Google's legal counsel probably advised them to do that.

>>26541708

Rarity is the worst pony.
Deal with it.

>>26541633
Or we could NOT do that.

>>26541658

Indeed.
My durr.

>>26541396
Dash looks at you. "How'd you meet Pinkie in the first place anyhow?" You begin reciting the tale of a few months ago, when you first arrived in Equestria deep inside the Everfree Forest. You had almost passed out from having to run from beast that you thought were in myths only, and that the last thing you saw before slipping from conscience was a pink haze above your face. You continue the story after taking another chug from yet one more can of cider, and tell her that when you awoke again, you found yourself in this room, Pinkie Pie feeding you with a spoon and nursing you back to health. You quickly add that it was mostly candy, though. Dash chuckles. "That's just like Pinkie to do." She looks at her can. "...I sort of wish she cared for me like that as well..."

>>26541693
You have a good point dear sir.

GET IN THE FLOCKDRAW

WE'RE LONELY AS FUCK
http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf
Room: MLP

>>26541337 Twilight goes shopping in the market with Spike. The Pegasi are watching Fluttershy doing something in town.

-------------

I ran alongside Twilight in the snow. My feet were cold, but I was toasty warm in my brown winter jacket - with furry-edged hood!

A chilly breeze blew through the marketplace, and I shivered because it blew in my face.

Twilight headed for Applejack's stall, where she and her little sister were selling canned applesauce and other apple goods. After she paid, and after I put them in her right pannier, she gave me an apple. It was delicious!

Then we went to Benny's Bindery. His special talent was repairing broken books. Twilight had me take some broken books out of her left pannier, and put in the ones Benny had done before.

Then we went back toward the library.

>>26541775
And I suppose Fluttershy or Pinkie Pie are better?

People need to learn what makes a good character

YOU MAD JELLY FAGS?!
I JUST BOUGHT A MATURE COMMISION OF MY SELF INSERT OC DOING YOUR STUPID CHISTERY WAIFU LOL I CAN FEEL THE ANALANGER COMING FROM YOUR VEINS LOL U MAD AND JELLY HAHAHA


cosmo im working on that hydra pic.

>>26541765
You could try using a template. Is this one good for you?

GREETINGS BRO PONIES PLEASE CONSIDER PURCHASING THIS FINE PRODUCT AT YOUR NEAREST RETAILER IT WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT GIVE YOU AIDS

>>26541708

Is that really a porn poll? I doubt that. Most likely a best pony poll.

Either way though, Fluttershy at the top just just science. It's undeniable.

>>26541829
You realize that Rarity came straight out of G3, right?

It's because she's straight isn't it?

No one like Rarity because she's canon straight.

>made a post on ponychan, fairly long, talking about love and tolerance being stupid, pointing out flaws in their ideals etc
>encourage responses about it, and to to discuss it
>thread 404's in minutes

Why am I not surprised.

>>26541303
I'm here, just a bit bored.

>>26541857

>>26541832
I will never stop loving you

When you see it, you'll heil Celestia

>>26541775
Like fine wine it takes a certain level of sophistication and taste to appreciate Rarity.

Go back to your Fluttershy plebeian.

>>26541857
They're not going to listen and they're never going to care.

>>26541843
I think that thing would give you SUPER AIDS.

What Celestia does in her spare time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAjXCWHVJh8&feature=feedlik

>>26541829
Forgot picture
>>26541850
point being?

>>26541761

>Ponychan (which is specific to ponies) is at 35 million. They're just going to beat us with overall quantity, no matter what.

Specific to ponies yet the majority of posts are offtopic, quality still sucks.

>>26541857
sounds pretty accurate

>>26541832
That's nice, dear.

>>26541891

You mean besides Luna?

>>26541708

>zecora loses to rarity

well shit

>>26541857

They have their heads too far up their asses at this point.

>>26541921
Oh you!

>>26541633
> /co/
> raid

go back to /b/
PLEASE

>>26541832
At first I felt bad about this, then I saw the picture. Now I'm laughing and I feel weird, and If you didn't want the OC chistery I'm sorry. some impostor tricked me.

>>26541935

Racists, racists everywhere!

>>26541857
they don't even watch the show

oh man this came out fucking awful, I'm just not with it today. my apologies to the requester.

drunk applejack's a fun concept though

I checked up on an older story I read once. Called forever is forever. Its been hacked and the story wiped. And there's no more listing for it on eqd. I really liked that story and shit, now its gone...

>>26541905
their post numbers for /pony/ are only at, like, 2 million, where's this 35 million figure coming from?

>>26541835
i meant as if they had there head turned like that

>>26541983

The impostor was Klondike all along, he just needed a model for his commission

>>26541337 Twilight goes shopping in the market with Spike. The Pegasi are watching Fluttershy doing something in town.

-------------

Something weird was going on, though. You know all those grey pegasi that came to town to help with Winter Prep? The ones with the bubble cutie marks? They were all standing on the rooftops, staring down.

I looked over, and there was Fluttershy, stumbling through the town square. Her eyes were blinking too much, and she looked dizzy. She flapped her wings to keep her upright.

Something felt weird in my tummy. I didn't like seeing Fluttershy like this, it was wrong.

Twilight hurried over. "Fluttershy, what's wrong?"

Fluttershy looked at Twilight, and grinned this silly grin. "Nothing's wrong, Twilight Sparkle. Why would anything be wrong?" -hic!-

Twilight looked like she was sniffing the air, but then she stuck her tongue out. Fluttershy's breath must have been awful.

"Have you been drinking?" asked Twilight.

"Oh, a little here, a little there, pretty soon I'm all topsy-turvy," said Fluttershy with a wild gesture that sent her into a snowdrift. I almost laughed at her little booties stuck up in the air wiggling.

Sweetest pony?

>>26541494
Then stop writing shitty fapfics, problem solved.

>>26541999
>Dat dog and pony show reference

I like.

>>26541995
It's not my fault getting stabbed by a somali has left permanent scars.

>>26542009

/chat/ and /oat/ I guess where they whine about their horrible life and society not treating them as special little snowflakes.

>>26542007
this is what faceless actually believes.gif

also it's not the content that pisses me off, I can ignore that
it's the way he fucking acts MY GOD
and then he responds to people that get angry at him for being a dick by saying "you can ignore my stuff"

>>26541983

It's okay. I don't have any interest in making an OC but it's a pretty good on-model pony. I switched to a secure tripcode because /b/ started leaking in a while ago.

If you'd drawn something like Disco's MadMax porn I'd be ... less okay with it, but I'm okay with this. Thanks for your time and sorry for the trouble, Plant Man.

>>26542007
everything except the last part is true, you're welcome to dislike me for what I do, but you're better off just ignoring me.

>>26541832
>hydra pic

Oh awesomeness. Can't wait.

Captcha is telling me to watch that barrel episode again. I think i will

>>26541999
Spike has a bit of a "not sure if want" look

>>26542028

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SWEETIE BELL? JESUS STOP IT! RETARD!

>>26542007
>admit to trolling
>admit that you know what you're doing is disruptive
>admit that you know people will dislike it
>use ENTITLEMENT and exaggerated strawman to distract people from your own actions
Your plan has failed.

>>26542007
And here we have a classic case of Not ignoring things you don't like. Please learn from this retard and don't follow his example.

>>26542028
I have to agree.

>>26541633
As I said in the other thread: NO

You'll just bring them here.

>>26541999
It came out fine. Thanks for drawing it!

>>26542061
I think someone's getting angry.

>>26541999
Is Twilight concerned for Spike, uncomfortable at the sexual connotation, or simply jealous?

>>26542070
and you're better off not posting it here in chunks. But seeing as how niether of us will learn I guess we will just keep derailing threads.

>>26542064
I stay away from drawing porn, and I'm glad that you like it and are ok with it! THANK GOD. I feel alot better now

>>26542055
holy christ, I thought people were just going into us vs them mode about this, but there is ONE pony thread on the front page of /out/

>>26541633
I can't find thread
>>26541857
>Hal Rocker||Blaze||Dark Hal||!edrVOSYtos
You?

>>26541905
Reminds me of when I tried to do a little bit of moderation in /rp/ to try and stop the Alicorns. I tried to give people other ways to work around the only two alicorns showed being deities, like qiving them a quirk, such as an elf that wants a beard, as a /tg/ reference.

Everyone went back to the drawing board and presented another alicorn.

>>26542009
Went to /oat/.
Random link for post count:
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/35596957.html#i35599413

>>26542028
>>26542080
HOLY FUCK CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? IT JUST WON'T STOP.

>>26542115
No, I didn't use a name, and it was on the meta board for only a few minutes.

>>26541337 Twilight goes shopping in the market with Spike. The Pegasi are watching Fluttershy doing something in town.

-------------

Twilight helped Fluttershy get to her feet, and used her magic to keep her from falling over again. The snow covered her left wing, and I knew that would get cold quick. "Twilight, let's get her to the library."

We rushed her to the library. Those grey pegasi kept watching us silently. They're creepy.

We got Fluttershy dried off and warmed up. By then, she was pouting. "I take care of them all year, and they just ABANDON me," she suddenly said.

She meant the animals. I glanced at Twilight, who was glancing at me; she understood too.

Fluttershy started making this high-pitched squeaking noise. It took me a few seconds to figure out she was crying. Bleah. Crying ponies. "I'm going upstairs," I said.

I took Twilight's bags up with me; the kitchen was on the second floor. Using the stepstools, I put away the cans and the other apple goods in the pantry, on the apple goods shelf.

Then I sat down to read.

>>26542028

Sweetie Belle seems like she'd be really easy to trick into having sex with you. That's why I love her.

>>26542028
Yeah....shes super adorable

Hey guys so I drew you a Chistery pony~
Spoilered for your own sanity

>friend wants to see what g1 is like
>show him pilot
>he thinks it's "basically a boy's action show with ponies in", but still mostly crap
>show him g3
>after 8 minutes "this is actually better than g1"
>rest of the episode drags on and finally finishes
>"so basically... nothing happened?"
>show him g3.5
>only barely manage to get through one episode
>"NEVER AGAIN"

Taking quick sketch requests.

>>26542104
fuck I mad

every time I've tried to reason with faceless it's lead to arguing
it's gotten to the point where I'll rage at him for small things even
I'm gonna try ignoring everything he says maybe that'll work haha

>>26542167
FUCK
I should have heeded the warning

>>26542156
>>26542161
Never change, /co/.

They......they ALL have trips

every last one of them

>>26542138

I SEE DAMN IT! JUST STOP IT SWEETIE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

>>26542167
Ehhhh ... Not even a wiggle.

Next time try less HORSE and more PONI.

>>26542104
>doesn't have an argument
>still wants to avoid responsibility
>declares negative emotions a thoughtcrime
>hopes that his own hostility will be ignored
Your plan has failed.

>>26542167

5 bucks says someone WILL fap to this.

Meh I dislike Ponychan as well but nothing can be done, really. Unless the mods actually go meta and set rules down then maybe.
My biggest problem is the amount of avatar faggots. Having been on 4chan for six years I never cared for them or tripfags but a lengthy visit to Ponychan made me realize just how shitty it is. And that's just one of my problems.
There needs to be MASSIVE quality control in that site. Seriously.

>>26542167
I feel like a fucking saint now.

>>26542167

That's no pony

>>26542167
Why did this take so fucking long.

>>26542198
forgot link

>>26542125

>>>/sp/12664724

This is why the rest of the boards hate you.

>>26542215
You would win that bet

>>26542215
You are about to lose 5 Dollars.

>>26542167
> ears are weird
> Your line weights are weird
> The fuck are her nipples showing for?
> nice cutie mark
> Face looks more than a little off
> the fuck is her mane and tail quite so volumnious for?

>>26542167

Laughed way harder than I should have

>>26542215
gottamned anonymous....

>>26541806
Pinkie pie returns to the room, towel on her back as she puts the ice basket down, looking awfully flustered. "Here you go, Dash." She nips the towel and lobs it her way, and Dash rubs it against her belly where she had spilled. "Thanks, Pinkie." After staring at the ice basket for a while, she looks up again. "Hey, do you guys want to play 'Spin the Bottle'?" Dash asks what it is, and you explain that it's similiar to Truth or Dare, except that it consists only of Dares, and that you had to do it. Contemplating this for a while, Dash gingerly accepts. "I'm not one to back out of anything." Pinkie giggles, and she pulls out a flask from the basket. "Why donf you fpin if?" She asks you, and you grab it, placing it on the floor. You twist it with glee, and it spins a fair amount of time before pointing at yourself. "Ooh!" She leans over to Dash and whispers something. Dash gets a pang of surprised look on her face, and she grins, nodding. "Take off your shirt!" Pinkie giggles. Fairly tame dare, so you do it. They both giggle, and this time Dash spins the bottle. It stops at you again, and you sigh. "Now take off your pants!" Pinkie blurts out. Hesitating a bit, you do so. It's Pinkie's turn to spin, and this time it stops on Dash. Pinkie whispers in your ear, and you nod with a big grin on your face. "I want you to lick on his belly!" Dash's mouth is agape. "But..." She shakes her head. "Fine. I said I don't back down from anything." She stands up a bit too quickly and slumps down again. "You okay there, Dashie?" Dash grunts, slowly standing up again. "I'm fine, I just... I think I had a bit too much to drink." She slowly pace over to you, and she lowers her head. She's just keeping it there for a while, before extending her tongue, and drags it across your belly up to your chest. "There." She wobbles over to the beanbag again and slumps down.

>>26542187
You need to get outside for a bit. Stretch your legs and clear your head. Get him off your mind.

>>26542167
That filename is completely wrong.

>>26542232
I didn't do it. T'was probably a troll, why would anybody want to talk about ponies with /sp/?

>>26542232
>implying it's not some /b/tard

Friends, let's stop arguing and enjoy some MLP Loli!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwTF9RDAOXw

>>26542232
>/b/
yeah we have nothing to do with that dipshit

>>26542148
A thread was started under that name in a similar vein

>>26542262
>>26542269

It doesn't matter if it's some shitty troll; the fact is you all get lumped in with it.

The fact that half this thread is talking about horses fucking doesn't really help your cause either.

>>26542167
Nice enough concept. Poor execution.

>>26542307
Well I guess we'll just all have to learn to deal with it

>>26542307
So... what would you have us do about it? It's not like we have magical friendship powers or something

>>26542232
>>>/b/

>>26541832

You should go back to diabolical

>>26542167
Why is she so emaciated? I thought alcohol is a calorie-dense food.

>Girl calls her friend subborn as a mule
>talks to me about no offense
>I say no problem
>She wants to fuck.
Why did no one care about this mule?

>>26542307
I blame faceless

>>26542307
And? Bringing attention to it just makes it worse, moron.

Well. They aren't all gone.

Wouldn't they only have reason to ban stories if they were public on the web?

I mean, if you can google search public stuff that's bad but if you could ONLY get into a story doc if the permissions were changed so that you'd need to click on a link then, wouldn't they have no say?

>>26542376
I'll slap you.

no really, I might even slap you twice.
on your ass.

>>26542232
>obvious troll

Dohoho I'm surprised no one jumped on my suggestion I made a few days ago.

Chistery's OC pouring alcohol on herself while OPPP slowly licks it off.

It's all in good fun Chistery

>>26542314
Yeah I'm trying hard to learn, got a long, long way to go lol

least I had fun

>>26542012
I think all the males have been given a full snout. Unless it's front face look, only one eye is visible.

>>26542371
Darling, we don't need that sort of riffraff hanging about town. Not that I have a problem with mules, some of my best friends are mules, but they just bring down the atmosphere!

>>26542392

Like all of them?

That's awesome.

>>26542213
>Telling someone to leave
>They act a certain way
>"I don't like the way they act"
Not even him, but cry me a fucking river

>>26542392
My guess is because they own everything on googledocs legally. So they could, in theory, get fined for it.

>>26541337 Twilight goes shopping in the market with Spike. The Pegasi are watching Fluttershy doing something in town.

-------------

All the latest fiction magazines get delivered to the library, and I was deep into this serial in "Ponies In Space" magazine.

"It spoke Equestrian, but it stood on its hindlegs. Its chest was flat and trapezoidal. Its forelimbs hung at its sides, with its shoulderblades on its back. 'My name is Captain Helmut Franks,' it said, in a deep and rumbling voice. 'I come in peace.'"

The creature had transported using some sort of fake pegasus magic, and now had the mayor of Manehattan alone in a room. It told the tale of its dying world, and its amazing discoveries on its flight.

"'I had heard of the ponies of Equestria from my forefathers, who visited your world a hundred years ago. Now, you are our only hope.' Captain Franks' face, though flat with a pointy nose, had an expression that resembled sorrow."

What bizzare creatures these authors come up with! I shivered, and hoped nothing like that ever found its way here. I'd panic for sure!

"Spike!" called Twilight from downstairs.

I sighed, closed the book on my bookmark, and went downstairs.

Do you think that Applebloom will ever solve a math equation?

>>26542250

>>26542428

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNgt6RTlwWk

>>26542420
I'm okay with this.

>>26542307
>this thread is talking about horses fucking
Are you even reading the thead?

>>26542463
>>26542250
Can we stop posting fanfic here? I have no problem if people enjoy reading this kind of stuff, but does it *need* to be posted here?

>>26542478
Of course he's not. He's probably the same person that posted the thread.

>>26542460
hurm

>>26542070
>>26542007

It's like if a guy went naked in public and told everyone to ignore him

>>26542473
Lying isn't nice, impostor.

>>26542465
She can fix a house all by herself and she looked like an attentive and motivated student.

Or are you implying that her accent makes her stupid?

It's pretty obvious that AJ is the high school dropout in that family

>>26542167
> Chistery_sexy
>no dick

i am a little disappoint

>>26542355
I'm not cool enough to retake that name

>>26541857
That is a blatant lie, and you know it. Your thread was only moved to another board.

Can you not read?

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/2506107.html

>>26542420
Chistery does not have an Ponysona.

>>26542465

yes

AB + SB = <3

>>26542420
Sounds fun.

>>26542542

Flutters is the filliest filly

>>26542185
Anyone?

>>26542547
inb4: my pic...

>>26541633
>>26541633
>Stop caring what other people think
>The best way to be a mature adult is to hide your head in the sand and shout "La la la" when people call you out on being an ugly sack of shit

Want confidence? Dress nicely, bathe often, and take care of your image, no matter who you are. People notice, and you carry yourself with more pride. Improves confidence 1000%.

>>26542540
How about Don?

>>26542465
AB strikes me as kind of sharp actually, Sweetie seems more like the dopey one

>>26542547
SHE DOES NOW.

>>26542515
Nice samefag.

>>26542428
You just don't like being reminded of what you have to do every morning, dontcha?

>>26542515
Duplex Fields is actually good, and only appears every once in a while to take requests. Faceless spams her garbage here every waking moment.

>>26542576
Applejack with a pie hat.

i cant wait to brush your hair every night luna. i wonder what kinda of dress the fashion luna comes with.

>>26542573

>>26542428
I love her even more because this is so in character it makes me giggle.
And she is true, we don't need gangs of mules selling their tacos and blasting their mule music around town.

>>26542584
Sweetie is perpetually five seconds behind everyone else.

>>26542185

The Cutie Mark Crusaders with their dates at the Sadie Hawkins Dance

>>26542578

Buh buh but that requires effort. They want society to adapt to them not the other way around.

>>26542584
Do you think Sweetie has a mental disorder?

If so, what type.

Oh! Is the Tales of Phantasia guy here?

>>26542535
Wait, WHAT?

>>26542622
Of course it's in-character. Rarity is so WASPy she bleeds madras.

>>26542584
Bloom is a little clumsy
Sweetie is a little slow
Scoots is a little tomboy

sweeties a little slow, but shit, shes a damned genius compared to snips and snails

>>26542635
>Do you think Sweetie has a mental disorder?
"Dumb" is not a mental disorder

>>26541633

This plan might even work. Faceless single handedly purged pony fan fiction from Google docs by posting fapfics after all.

Its not just Ponychan thats a problem. /co/ is shitty too. Its also a problem that 50% of these threads are horse sex pictures.

>>26541857
>>26542542

>>26542570
... What.

>>26542668
Snips and Snails put on a full-blown magic act. The Crusaders have been beaten over the head about the nature of cutie marks for FOUR EPISODES and still don't get it.

>>26541337 Twilight goes shopping in the market with Spike. The Pegasi are watching Fluttershy doing something in town.

-------------

Twilight had put Fluttershy's saddlebags on herself. Fluttershy was sleeping next to the fire. "I'm going out. Fluttershy needs her rest. You stay here and keep her company, quietly, okay?"

I nodded. Twilight left.

I went upstairs, and got my book. Then I went back downstairs, and pulled up a chair next to Fluttershy. She wasn't a loud sleeper, but her breathing sounded sad somehow.

The afternoon passed with no interruptions. The library was open, but all our regular readers had come in earlier in the week.

Evening fell. The moon rose, and in the dying sunlight, it looked orange. I sighed.

I heard a squeak behind me. Fluttershy was awake, and looking around. Her face looked guilty.

"Hi, Fluttershy," I said, sitting next to her. For some reason, I wanted to pet her head. I did. She let me.

We sat there silently for a while. She just looked in my eyes, then looked away. She didn't say anything.

>>26542689
Problem being is that then Ponychan people would come here.

Think your plans through next time.

>>26542668
Saying "Fuck the rules" and going to search for an gigantic bear is not a sign of stupidity. Its a sign of ADVENTURISM

i dont really care for the slow sweetie belle meme but there really isnt anything else she can be.

>>26542622
But I like tacos

You guys are such faggots

>>26542711

Dumb little girls are cute.

>>26542689
>go back to bed anon

Fuck raids, that shit sounds like work.

>>26541857

So your thread is still alive and has some responses. Are they rage inducing?
I dont want to get angry today but ponychan can easily piss me off.

>>26542706
way to spend 3 seconds in mspaint you homo

So, when do you think Sweetie will learn to use magic?

>>26542578
Spot on.

>>26542785
No, she was dropped on her head too much

>>26542785
Season 2 she becomes Twilight's apprentice

>>26542780
Quite unraging to be honest. Civil responses and everyone basically agreed with the gist of the idea

>>26542780
eat your heart out
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/2506107.html

i am in love with a cartoon horse. how did my life end up like this.

Speaking of little girls, have you fuckers heard this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwTF9RDAOXw&feature=related

She has trouble pronouncing her "r"s and it's very cute.

I MAKE GUMY

>>26542733
It's not a meme you retard, if you watched the show you would see that she actually is slow at grasping the situation.

>>26542785
God help us all.

>>26542824

Twalah gets to use all the lessons she's learned from Princess Molestia

>>26542785
Season 2

But her sister won't bother teaching her being so busy all the time....

>>26542833
It happens slowly, and then (before you know it) you want toe at out Pinkie's lovely dripping sweet hot tasty candyvag.

So, y'know, by episode three.

>>26542656
>bleeds madras
>bleeding madras

I love you so much. No homo.

>>26542250
You spin the bottle again, this time pointing at Pinkie. You dare Pinkie to kiss Dash, who blushes as you say this. "Well, aren't you quite the wily pervert!" Pinkie says. She trots over to Dash and kisses her hard. "Mmmmmwwwwah!" Dash tries to keep her wings stuck behind her on the beanbag, but it's evident they're trying to spread themselves. She asks you to spin the bottle for her again breathlessly, waving it off as her legs just won't allow her to stand up very well right now. Disregarding her poor excuse, you spin it again, and it points at you. "How about... You take a shot of Pinkies' tequila, and make out with her?" Both of you are a tad shocked at this, and you look over at Pinkie. She nods, and you accept the dare. You pour up the shot, and chug it. As you look in her direction again, she's already pressing her lips against yours, and she prods her tongue inside as you begin making out. She's really going at it, and you think about how large her tongue actually is, as it envelops yours entirely. Her saliva tastes strongly of the liquor. She breaks the kiss with a gentle gasp as she swallows the liquor. "That wasn't a very tough request, Dashie!" Dash just mumbles in response. Pinkie spins the bottle, and it stops at her. "Shoot!" You stand up, grab the bottle, and walk as good as you can over to Dash. You dare Pinkie to lick off the liquor, as you open the bottle and pour it all over Dash. "Wh- hey! Watch where you-" You pour a bit inside her mouth as well, and she swallows down. "At least warn me before doing things like th-" She's abruptly interrupted by Pinkie Pie, who has started licking Dash all over, with her big long tongue, pressing hard against, making sure to get every drip. Dash moans and squirms, and you grin.

>>26542833
Muslim ponies?

>>26542785
She wouldn't pass her magic exam

And holy shit time flies, I gotta get tha fuck outta here

>>26542843

I actually posted MLP Loli earlier in this thread, but yeah, I'd love to have her sit on my lap and do the voices.

>>26542833
>Appletrix.
>Combine Apple Jacks with Trix.
>create the best cereal known to man and mare alike.
>MFW

>>26542542
>>26542832
Hmm. Refreshed the page after a while and just got a 404. My mistake. Didn't think they'd move it, as it was definitely meta discussion.

>>26542833
You came to /co/.

oops.

>>26542896
No. You've caused enough shit today.

>>26542865
Twilight would still be a terrible teacher. She'd try to teach her EXACTLY according to the book. SHe spends the entire episode being strict about it, an in the end, she finally reads the discalimer about different ponies learning at different speeds.

In the middle, there will be an adventure that is solved with marshmallows.

>>26542929
He didn't even do anything

>>26542865

CUT IT OUT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT SWEETIE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

>>26542897
But she did pass her magic exam.

>>26542929
Its called a filter. you should go get one.

>>26542949
> didn't do anything

... Yeah, we're going to have a deluge of porn for a tripfag that no one likes and pictures no one needs. He caused it. He did plenty more than he wants.

>>26542578
There's nothing you can do about being an ugly mule, Rarity. Not without plastic surgery.

>>26542952
?

>>26542900

Pedo detected.

>>26542985
She even said she was ok with it because I didn't draw porn. and why are you so hung up about this any way? tell me.

>>26542995

Oh, Sweetie. I'd take her out for ice cream, and then later back to my place for dessert

>>26542972
Please don't respond to these types of posts this way. Just ignore and continue.

>>26542985
He got tricked, man. I thought she had authorized it so that it would finally be over. A week out, no one cares about Madmax's pony, I thought that's what she was aiming for.

http://www.livestream.com/evinciartwork

railgunner streaming that dash x cmc picture again

>>26543034
thats not a fun, but your right. It is better than causing something pointless.

>>26543013

It turns out he had the wrong address.

Wackity shmackity doo!

>>26543034
There are people you simply ignore period, and drunk sluts are one of them. He just launched a fleet of OC for the bitch.

Nice going. You just put another fucking hole in the fandom.

>>26542985
How it's this even a big deal? Why do you give a fuck? Are you Chistery? Will this fuck up your life in any way?

>>26543013
Nah, it's just the natural crave to father children that all males get at some point of their lives.

Fight it anon! Don't let it get the best of you! It's not worth it!

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/35599456.html

>>26541337 Twilight goes shopping in the market with Spike. The Pegasi are watching Fluttershy doing something in town.

-------------

I put more logs on the fire as needed, and tended her.

By "her" I mean the fire.

Each fire is a unique being, like a plant or an unclever pet like Gummy. Each fire has her own personality and flavor, based on what fuel she eats and how windy it is where she's burning.

Us dragons can taste the flavor of a fire on our tongues from a few lengths away. This one was content to stay in her fireplace and send her exhalations up the chimney, while warming us. She danced when I added more logs.

Anyway, Fluttershy dozed off, then Twilight got back. She had Angel Bunny in the saddlebags, along with a big load of carrots. She said Fluttershy would stay with us in the library until just before Winter Wrap-Up. She got lonely out next to the woods, and she drank too much berry juice.

She had me prepare the guest room for Fluttershy,

The next day, the grey pegasi were gone. I still shiver when I think about them. Fluttershy was a good guest, and she and Twilight talked a lot each night, so much I almost found it hard to get to sleep.

Almost.

>>26543082
>Wackity shmackity doo!
I JUST FELL ON MY BOTTOM INTO SOME BUTTERSCOTCH

>>26543084
>>26543034
>>26542985
>>26543027
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI3DlIrvoHg

>>26542832

>Go outside, take a look at the world around you. This world could really use the influence of FiM.

Shit like this man is what makes me dislike those guys. They only care about the negative aspects of life and deem the world/society/humanity rotten because it's not a utopistic cartoon world, then they use this dissatisfaction as an excuse to be social outcasts.

>>26543094
Because Cottonmouth isn't the only one fed up with catering to tripfags.

>>26543035
>http://www.livestream.com/evinciartwork
what the fuck this is old shit

>>26543108
And you're talking out loud about it the way nobody does!

>>26543115
>MFW your post

>>26543122
It's not a big deal. I honestly doubt any porn spawns from this and if it does, who cares?

>>26542605
K done.

Any other requests?

>>26543111
This. It was just a picture any way, a small picture off a cartoon miniature horse.

>>26543168
Twist in a carriage being pulled by Scootaloo

>>26543168
Pinkie riding on a flying Dash like she was a surfboard.

>>26543094

Not him, but I understand the sentiment.

It's creepy. Sexualizing another poster in such a way, when they clearly say they never wanted it.

The fact that she's a woman is the main reason. It pisses me off when /co/ drives females off of /co/ with their shit. I've seen it happen far too often in my years here.

>>26543115
LOOK AROUND YOU

>>26543168
Person after me requested this:
>>26542633

>>26543125
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MANY RIBS SINCE I WAS AT TONY ROMAS

WACKITY SCHMAKITY DOOOOO~

I don't even know what's going on right now. Someone fill me in.

>>26543168
Sweetie Belle being cow-tipped by AB and scootaloo.

-end-

>>26543168
All the pony pets standing on top of eachother in a tower

>>26543210
one person is mad because I drew an OC for chistery. no big deal or anything.

>>26543115
>deem the world/society/humanity rotten
kay bro I'm not exactly on the ponychan side or anything but lets be serious here, humanity is pretty much shit

>>26543219
You always manage to surprise me. I was expecting the grey pegasi to do something, but them just looking is creepier.

Also, they were two separate requests, but I'm okay with this.

>>26543124
Just got home. Gettin' ready to paint. Nice big bullet to the ego there.

Anyways, reposting this thing I did yesterday. Gonna dump some sketches in a sec.

>>26543204
This round wasn't sexualized and I think it's okay as long as it doesn't go past "tipsy barfly."

Knowing her she's just going to follow MadMax's example and ignore it.

>>26543204
It's a picture of a horse. You're taking this too seriously

>>26542570
>Sounds fun
>>26543265
Looks like she's going proactive on it.

>>26543247

It's not one person. Different person here, but I'm slowly dealing with it.

>>26543204
It was a picture of just her. not even drunk. just standing there.

>>26543250
Alright then, go live with monkeys.

>Dat megasweet in Railgunner's stream

>>26543291
I think maybe it's because no one's suggesting we rape her throat now?

>>26543302
I think this guy is actually just your own personal troll stalker PM. Congrats!

>>26542874
You sit down beside Dash, and you begin licking as well. "Mmmhnnn..." You whisper in her ear that you dared Pinkie to do this because you know she wanted to, but didn't have the courage to dare Pinkie, herself. She looks into your eyes, and voicelessly pronounces a "Thank You." and you return to licking her. Pinkie Pie is licking at her face now, and Dash opens her mouth without realizing it. She does, however, when her mouth is full of Pinkie Pie's tongue. She holds her hoofs around Pinkie, and they make out for a while. Pinkie returns to licking around, much to Dash's dismay. Or, at least, that's what she thought was to her dismay as Pinkie drags her tongue all the way down to her thighs. She spreads her legs a bit as Pinkie begins focusing less on the dare and more on Dash. You take the opportunity to stroke Pinkie's tail at the base, and she looks up at you, and then down on your boner. "You're still not out of those yet?" She asks, and she goes back to licking and lapping, waving her tail invitingly. You look at Dash again, and she just nods. You pull off your underwear, freeing your boner from the constraints. Finally managing to get behind Pinkie Pie, you rub your cock over her pussy, which is surprisingly wet already, even though she's only been licking at Dash, who is currently resting her hoof on Pinkie's head, wings fully spread, no longer held back by the beanbag. Pinkie wraps her tail around your cock, and she begins stroking it up and down. That tickles so good, you think to yourself.

>>26543013
Gotta keep this handy for these threads nowadays.

>>26543232
I second this!

>>26543313
I already do anon
I already do

>>26543302
>>26543275

One picture is all it takes. Ottanta's rule34 wasn't possible until madmax posted her ponysona. And that was just a pony standing too.

I'm just looking into the future on this that's all.

>>26543293
Same.

>>26543352
Madmax didn't care, Chistery doesn't care.
She will never fuck you, bro

>>26543316
Why am I not surprised?

>>26543253
Thanks. I took this request instead of the first one, because I was feeling like a lazy winter story today, not epic high fantasy.

Albuquerque is currently under clouds of woodsmoke from the Wallow Fire in Arizona. We can't go outside very much, and the lack of wind doesn't help at all.

The AC is on, and it's winter-cold inside.

>>26543352
Still, don't you think its just a little silly? So some people on the internet are drawing porn of something. lets alert the president! no need to blow things outa proportions bro.

So all this butthurt is over a drawing of an OC? Seriously, shut the fuck up guys. You're acting like ponychan faggots.

>>26543263
Okay I've got three doodles I'm gonna try to paint, not necessarily in this order. But this first one is a Braeburn.

>>26543250

I'm sad you think this way.

>>26543431
Chillax and let the topic die.

Have you gotten farther on the Megaman games that you downloaded?

>>26543250
I disagree. Humans are pretty cool. We just only notice the worst of them.

>>26543445
The person the OC is of isn't even butthurt is the funny part.

>>26543393

I don't want to fuck either of them. I want them to be able to post here like anyone else and not be sexualized because their girls on the internets.

But the fact that they don't care is the reason why I'm calming down. It shows they have thicker skin and can take /co/'s crap.

>>26543431

>Living in a democracy

I seriously hope you don't do this.

>>26543415
Artists are 2 deep 4 me.

>>26543452
This is supposed to be a slightly off-model Twist, but it may be too off-model to even tell.

She has bigger hair and no glasses.

>>26543468
MEGAMAN. FUCKING. EIGHT.
just when I thought Frostman was hard here comes Aquaman and his stupid currents and spikes.

>>26543507
Why are you drawing my nightmare fuel?

>>26543491
No offense but maybe 4chan is a little too much for you

I wonder how much they paid for those dresses...

>>26543507
Without the glasses, she looks like a completely different character.

Also, /ck/ question.
If I'm going to make a chicken soup, should I heat the chickien in the broth, or prepare it in boiling water and then add broth?

>>26543544
weren't they free?

>>26543491
>trying to white knight on 4chan

>>26543544

They are in debt because of those dresses.

>>26543526

I've been here for about three or four years now.

That's the only thing that bugs me about this place, but it's not enough to keep me away. I love it here too much.

>>26541708
...Luna is surprisingly high up.

>>26543544
Did you actually watch the series?

>>26543524
I haven't even posted the best one yet. Here it is.

This will be my first bit of painted 34.

Also, yes, it is partly inspired although not directly based on that thing Faceless wrote today. I was thinking I needed to eliminate the small amount of goodwill I'd managed to build up so far.

So just gotta see which one I want to start first.

>>26543579
No I remember that fluttershy mentioned something about her budget

>>26543544

They had to fuck a few horny stallions to get the bits to pay for them, but they're not in debt.

>>26543613
They did pay for the materials, Rarity didn't do it for free

>>26543628
post the thing he wrote

>>26543637
Oh yeah! I haven't seen that episode in so long.

>>26541708
Just face it, Rarity isnt that popular.

AGAINST EVER INCREASING PERVERSION AND NEGATIVITY, THE GOLDEN HEART OF ANONYMOUS CONTINUES TO SHINE THROUGH.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SHINING EXAMPLE THAT YOU CAN'T BRING OTHERS TO YOUR OWN SHITTY LEVEL OF EXISTENCE.

>>26543637
Actually, didn't they all say that at the same time at the end of the song?

>>26543476
She was kind of weirded out when she heard about how quickly everyone wanted to see a cock shoved down the OC's throat. I don't blame her.

>Go to Ponychan
>"Get to Know ya thread"
>"I renamed my Sweetie Belle folder "Yummy marshmallow", my Apple Bloom folder "Delicious apples" and my scootaloo folder "Fried chicken""
>Fried Chicken

These guys are alright.

>>26543628
Oh.

>>26543628
Top notch, man. top notch.
>>26543660
You know you could just ask me, right?
>keeping what I'm writing ctrl+c'd, sorry, picture post it is.

>>26543628
haha

thats his penis he is licking.

>>26543608
As a fan of Luna, I'm a little unsure of how to feel about this, personally.

>>26543682
Here's my heart shining through! *grabs dick*

>>26543668
Lies

>>26543717
He's tonguing the inside of his dickhole.

>>26543682

Anonymous faction is best faction. Namefags are medium tier. Tripfags are "OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" tier.

>>26543393
Aren't they both lesbians?

>>26543716
> snailswhyboner
this is extremely gay

>>26543695
you drew gummy?

>>26543778
Are they?

>>26543776
What about tripfags who only trip when it is necessary?