Fluttershy's house.

Fluttershy's house, of course. She's the only pony who would happily house a strange and potentially dangerous monster.

Flutteshys house to raid her stuf- I mean take shelter

>>26527541
>>26527544
>>26527538
herdmind

>>26527538
>>26527541
>>26527544
Oh... my

Everfree forest!

>>26527523

Sugarcube corner. Fuck yeah, Pinkie's Bathtub.

>>26527538
>>26527541
>>26527544

PARTY AT FLUTTERSHY'S COTTAGE, I'LL BRING THE BOOZE

Hoo boy. here we go.

hey this guy is streaming pony sketches and possibly taking small ideas on the fly

http://www.livestream.com/thedavedavidsonshow

So, would any drawfags be interested in doing me a favor?

Could you draw the CMC stalking other ponies, and flaying off their cutie marks to gain their super special talents. And call it the the equeslander

I've not been in these threads for the past few days. Has drama died down? Nobody likes drama.

>>26527600
There is never any drama in pony threads!
Only friendship.

>>26527600
But I love drama.

>>26527600
>Nobody likes drama
What?

>>26527600
Yeah, nothing really to talk about these days.

Unless you really like tripfag drama and shipping. I'm just here for the pretty pictures.

>>26527600
Drama is ever-present and can be sparked from the smallest, most insignificant of factors. Such is life.

I can already tell where this thread is going.

>>26527624
To Fluttershy's house?

>>26527626
Onwards!

I just started watching the show and I only watch it for fluttershy.

>>26527620
then why the fuck do these threads keep polluting /co/

>>26527523
Flutershy's house is the logical choice. It is close to the forest so I can haul ass out of there in case I need to, and she is less likely to beat the crap out of me than Zecora is. The chance of us speaking the same language is small, so I would have to hope that she goes and gets Twilight. Once Twilight enters the picture, I stat doing some math to show that I am intelligent. Twilight will probably be able to find some translation spell so we can talk, and after that it's smooth sailing.

>>26527620

This.
There won't be anymore real discussion until season 2 comes out, so the only reason to watch these threads is for the pictures.

>>26527638
Because people like ponies, and want to post about them, and as MLP is a cartoon, it is designated to the cartoon board. Deal with it.

Marker gonna Mark?

>>26527635
Then you're absolutely going to LOVE all of the fanart we discuss about her here.

>>26527635

>>26527657
Don't lie to the boy.

>Heading to Fluttershy's house, which neighbors the Evertree Forest
Whenever you don't feel like dying, you can meet me at Twilight's shack. She has a magic lightning rod protecting her place!

>>26527670
Oh, there'll be a rod at Fluttershy's house too.

>>26527674
ba dum tss

>>26527670
Probably the smart bet. She's the one most likely to react sensibly to the sudden appearance of a giant mostly-hairless monkey at her front door instead of going all, y'know, EVIL ENCHANTRESS-y.

>>26527638

People like the pictures, and there is still talk about the show, like speculation on what people would like to see in series 2 and whatnot. Also there's a fair talk about merchandise and whether stuff will be released in certain countries or not (Like how Poland have merch but UK doesn't).

So yeah, first series has long gone, but there's still stuff to talk about.

>>26527674
She has a penthouse full of cocks, what do you expect?

>>26527651
but even the posters of this thread agree you're not actually talking about the show. most of these devolve into tripfag bullshit


and its little surprise why MLP threads are the worse on /co/

Rainbow Dash's house, because I like being abused.

>>26527670
>Implying the ponies wouldn't be frightened and possibly violent towards a strange new species that just showed up out of nowhere.

And just wait until they figure out you're an omnivore.

>>26527706
Pigs are omnivores.

>>26527670
Oh, like anything bad ever actually happens in the Everfree Forest. The ponies just started rumours because it's a different place and they're not used to it. Anyway, in MLP I'm betting the Star Trek clause would exist, wherein no matter how dire the circumstances there will always be a random twist of luck or coincidence that saves your skin with minimal damage.

>>26527709

Yeah and the ponies eat pigs

>>26527717
I thought ponies eat chicken eggs

I FUCKING LOVE WRITING FAPFICS

>>26527706
Griffins are carnivores.

>>26527713
Unless you're a redshirt.

i have a plan for Caramel.

or Big Mac.

or Braeburn.

or who-the-fuck-ever i decide to do this one on. doesn't matter. voice your opinion if you dare. but it will be a guy. and it will be BLISTERINGLY gay. and you will all worship me.

and it's all thanks to one line i found in a friend's email regarding his life as a college-graduate twink: "meet cute, fuck fast, bye-bye". so thank you, Dustin, for being an even bigger faggot than i am, because you made this all possible.

new thread, same slow pony
> SB: Eeh, but i can run very fast.

>>26527717
stupid. people ask why the ponies have pigs.

they're simple to train for finding Truffle.

>>26527709
They are also base and domesticated animals.

>>26527728
OH YES YOU DO

>>26527728
Write those fapfic like your parents are dead Fluttershy, i wanna cry while i fap.

>>26527732
I just read that all in his voice.

why the fuck do people call SB slow?

>>26527713
>The ponies just started rumours because it's a different place and they're not used to it.
>Manticore
>Birds that can turn you to stone
>A celestial bear bigger than your houses
>A fucking dragon
I'm going to take my chances on the only places where I only have a small chance of being killed in

>>26527747
Cause she's Rarity's sister

>>26527747
Because she's fucking stupid, if you actually watched the show you would understand.

I'm just saying. if Fluttershy walked straight the fuck up to a Manticore, and Twilight understanding an owl, I'm pretty sure once they get over the initial shock they'll be friendly to you.

>>26527745

good girl.

So, let's post some hilarity.

>>26527749
>implying death happens in marshmallow city

>>26527747
Because she is. Watch Stare Master and Show Stoppers. Scootaloo dresses as a monster and attacks her, she stands there going urrrr... duuuuuuur.... oh, right, defend myself! And then a bolt of fabric rolls down the hill and she runs after it at a slow-ass pace, stops to talk to one of the others, and then acts surprised when it continues on without her and gets in the water.

So why does everyone love Fluttershy?
Is it because she's moe?

I would just stare at the moon till dawn. Then I would look for a place to stare as I earn my keep and help the people of ponyville. I would make friends and magic with everyone and live happily ever after.

>>26527757
So that means she's a shoe-in to be the best, like her sister.

>>26527769
Because she's so assertive.
and approachable.

If I'm human I would go to Fluutershy. Worst case scenario shs's scared of me. If I'm a pony to Rarity. She is the elemen of generosity after all. And if I'm lucky I could get new awesome free suit.

>>26527769
yes

>>26527766

Do you still want to go to Equestria?

>>26527769

Because pic

>>26527761
KRUNK!
What are you doing?! Help me! I've been turned into a furry creature again!

>>26527768
All three of them qualify for being retarded in light of the horrible job they all did of figuring out who was best suited to each task for the talent show.

>>26527769
Because she's uncritical and accepting of others. AJ, Rarity, Dash, Pinkie and Twilight have all demonstrated their capacity for judgement and discrimination against other life forms. Fluttershy only snaps and tries to control other animals when under attack from them.

>>26527798

>>26527749
Have fun being vivisected by Twilight for SCIENCE.

>>26527761
Talk dirty to me baby.

>>26527795
So the fact that I like her because I relate to her the most, is not the norm.

can you little assholes bring one of yours back?

>>>/mu/17825004

>>26527713
...the star trek clause only applies to main cast members, which you are not a part of. You're a redshirt. You go into the everfree forest and you are not coming back.

Rarity either fuckin' way. as a pony, as a human, i don't even give a fuck.

worst-case scenario, i get shot down, and then what? i've just bottomed out on the top of the food chain. it will ONLY get easier from there.

>>26527789
Yeah, and on a similar note, when I ask someone to make me a sandwich, I actually want to be magically transformed into a sandwich.

>>26527816
He's not one of ours. I think he's from /b/.

>>26527795
>That whyboner

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOyes!

>>26527816

I'll just magically reach out with my mind and force him to delete his thread

>>26527789
Pretoria is one of the few places in Africa which ISN'T a shithole.

>>26527800
Or if they don't listen to her. She was in no danger at the gala, you just don't fuck with a pony's special talent.

>>26527816
Ponies are inconsequential. Deal with a retard on the basis that they're retarded, don't say they're our problem just because we happen to have a shared interest.

>>26527769
That and the fact that she can be super assertive, so she's not a one-note character.

>>26527816

Never seen that trip on /co/

Go complain to /b/

You whiny obnoxious fag

>>26527789
Absolutely.

>>26527795
Kind of want more of these

>>26527816
I've never seen him here.

Also
>Getting mad over pictures
I ser-wait it's fucking /mu/ you're REQUIRED to get mad over insignificant bullshit

>>26527821
If I have been magically transported into a land of talking ponies as the only human life form, I'd say the story revolves around me in some way.

>>26527861
>Implying you didn't write them yourself

>>26527822
You'd have to fistycuffs with Spike.

Bronies. I must know.

HOW DO I MAKE A VIDEO AS AWESOME AS THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbIGnY_DSIE

ALSO THIS (20% cooler version):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKeMCXKSk5c

Like, what program do I use to tune it like that?

>>26527861

here

>>26527863
but this is an existing show, it already has a main cast. You'll be at best a recurring side character. That gives you some protection, but not enough to go wandering off into stupidly dangerous forests.

>>26527795

>>26527863
That, and despite several close calls and dramatic situations, nothing's ever killed or seriously maimed me, so I might very well be the main character of my own story already.

Really, I disagree with /co/'s blanket policy that if you were in magically suddenly in whatever series, you would definitely not qualify for important character perks. I'd say the odds are at least 50/50.

>>26527891
>>26527861
>>26527795

You want to fuck ponies, don't you anonymous.

>>26527862

I browse /mu/ and I can confirm that is what happens. Always.

>>26527909
Yep.

I talk to my desktop pony.Dirty talk.

>>26527909
Me? No. I just want to cuddle them. They look so warm and fuzzy.

>>26527891
>Applejack making fun on my dick.
>Going to throw some pie on it.
That's not sexy at all.

>>26527909

whatever gave you that idea?

>>26527909
Not ponies. Humanized characters only.

>>26527926

she wasnt talking about an Actual pie

>>26527927
Oh, you know.

Just the sheer amount of porn that originates from this very board.

>>26527795
>>26527861
>>26527891
Is there more? This is hilarious.

You pin him to the wall. He tries to use his horn, but all it does is glow faintly. You trip him, and tie him up. You unzip your pants and spit on it, jerking a few times to coat it evenly, and you lay down to penetrate his ass. You slam all the way down to the base, balls slapping against him. However, you notice he's not crying or pleading, and you look at him. He looks blissful, and he's sporting a massive erection. Massive, being sort of an understatement, as it's almost hiding his face. You grin.

>>26527985
:|

>>26527942
.....so what...Moon Pies? I don't want that either. Screw this Applejack you're weird. I'm going home.

>>26527909
I would like to touch them. Not erotically, I just wonder what they would feel like. Soft and marshmallowy? Or more firm like gummy candy? and what of the surface texture, fuzzy? smooth? What simplistically drawn cartoon characters would realistically feel like has weighted on me for years. It's hard to imagine a tactile texture that matches the visual texture.

>>26527990
blame it on the requester :||

>>26527994

Oh Klondike, you're so clueless just like those diamond dopes you so adore...

>>26527985
>mmmhay.jpg

>>26527996
I always thought a MLP pony would feel like a shorthaired cat.

>>26527996

you will never touch her

>>26528001
Leader is my waifu.

I don't adore them, I just can't find myself hating anything in the show. Not to mention they are hella fun to draw.

>google "i watch it for the plot" with quote marks
>check first result
>shake fist at google

>>26527997
There are times when you can say no...
And those times are when it involves Snips or Snails

>>26528017
>Leader is my waifu.

so, kids? right now.

Braeburn, Caramel, or Big Mac?

keep in mind, though: humans.

>>26528020

I laughed

>>26527909
Only if they looked like this.

>>26528022
tbh the poor fella's been requesting it every day.

>>26527985
Someone needs to draw a picture of snails dropping his magnum condom for his monster dong in front of some fillies

>>26528020
Well maybe if ponies weren't a cultural phenomenon this kind of shit would never have happened.

>>26528012

oh, do you wanna bet?

>>26528044
I hate all of you.

>>26528032
DIAMOND DOGS

WHY U NO HAVE NAMES

>>26528037

Considering the character she's crossed with.... I definitely do NOT want to have my penis anywhere near that

>>26528032
i forgot I did that

>>26528033
Caramel, because he's a pedophile now.

>>26528052
Hey, I just got here. Leave me out of this.

>>26528022

>>26528068
Hate.
All of you.

>>26528058

aw, are we afraid of the big, bad Witch?

>>26528056
your face when names will be revealed when they try to raid Ponyville in season 2.

Just kidding. Theres no way they will be in s2

>>26528068

what are they worried about? They're gonna have their dicks sucked one way or the other

>>26528077
Hate is a very strong emotion Fluttershy.

You should learn to be more accepting.

>>26528081

Not just any wych... that's hesperax

>>26527985
Keep going

>>26528084
They are being forced to roleplay as girls.
Who do you think is gonna pretend to be the guy?

Not when it comes to Snips and Snails porn!

>>26528081
>She's a witch?
>If she's a withc, why doesn't she magic Warhammer Online better?

DOHOHOHO

>>26528084
More likely that yaoi-loving mares will force them to fuck each other up the ass all night long whilst taking kawaii photographic evidence.

>>26527891
>>26527861
>>26527795
MOAR.MAKE MOAR

>>26528112
No one gives a fuck about sniper OR snails.

>>26528100
Relax. It's hard thinking of a decent line when I already got him tied up :|||

>>26528083

the left-most one is Sirius.

the center one is called Davey, after the British Bulldog, a pro wrestler in the 80's and 90's.

the right-most one, i got nothing.

>>26528128

>sniper

Snips just got the most awesome typo name ever

>>26528130

>>26528044
I can't not not picture him as frank now
Though I think snips would fit better snails is forever him in my mind

>>26528097
Bah. A wych is a wych is a wych is biomass.

>>26528128
Then why does porn of them exist?

>>26528144

and fodder is fodder.

feed the furnaces of war. stoke the flames of the Imperium.

>>26528149
People are bored with the main cast, you have to branch out and get all of them with coated in warm, sticky love.

>>26528141
Oh wait. You meant the big guy not the small one.
I done goofed

>>26527985
You squeeze his ballsack, and you shove a few fingers inside his sheath, dragging it around. His cock throbs as he winces. You resume fucking him as he licks the tip of his dick, prodding the cockhole and inching his tongue inside all the way. Kid's got talent, you think to yourself. Weird talents, but talents nonetheless. You decide that since he's obviously enjoying it all, you untie him. He tackles you immediatelly, pinning YOU down. He grins with a semi-twisted expression on his face as his cock prods your ass. This may have been a bad decision.

>>26528144

but she brought along a pet!

I like Snips and Snails. They look funny.

I'm not sure I wanna see porn of them though.

Or any MLP character, for that matter.

>>26528137
It's a sign that i need to go to sleep soon.

>>26528163
>>26528167

>>26528167
BAD END

>>26528182
>End


pfftpffff.


or maybe? idk. continue or not?

>>26528185
No.

>>26528185
yes.

im not even gay and yes.

>>26528185
yes

>>26528185
>>26528191
yes

>>26528167
This is dumb
Oh god please don't stop.

>>26528174
Deal with it Ponychan. This is the way it has... no, MUST be to ensure the stability of the rules of conduct on the internet.

Besides, if your boner likes it then it must be okay.

>>26528185
yes, but I liked it better when you were in control.

>>26528185
Yes.

If there's one thing I hate more than sexualizing cartoon, it's reading any kind of story without knowing the end.

>>26528185
Continue, but perhaps have him actually be knowledgable and safe about anal sex. I winced when saliva was used. Prolapses and permanent tearing ain't sexy.

while a lonely fat guy on the couch slowly eats a doghnut

>>26528185
Continue you limp wristed faggot.

>>26528223
PRECUM
PRECUM ERRWHERE

>>26528224

what?

Guys.

I need downloads. Downloads of ponies.

I specifically need Party of One and Best Night Ever in either .avi or .mp4 format. Am I SOL?

>>26528191
I know how you feel.
Here I'll make your day better.
Heres a picture of Fluttershy and Snails.
Spoilered for cuteness

>wake up
>grabbabrushaputalittle makeup
>go to my office
>open Firefox
>come to /co/
>hoping for a good pony thread to start the weekend
>find this thread
>read some posts
>welp

>>26528255
Theres always next weekend.

>>26528236
As a faggot, I demand lubricant and gradual stretching. I understand that it's fiction and not reality, but it still gives me sympathetic pangs to read "and then he jabbed it in and thrusted and it was sexy and magically didn't hurt".

>>26528251
http://anfosubs.wordpress.com/2011/05/23/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/

Use Handbrake to convert formats.

>>26528128
What'd you say 'bout me,wanker?

look what i've found.

less fun than my version, i think (Trapamel), but still... dat facial expression in the second panel... yum.

>>26528254
Hate.
So much fucking hate.
I felt actual anger seeing my waifu being defiled by such a fuck off.

>>26528266
geez fine, let's make it all lovey dovey then. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. /rant

>>26528255
Nah, you should stay and look at the pretty pictures.

>>26528251
>>26528251
RIGHT HERE
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14vEUmE4WgUjXhXT8elNTkvt6JpHUTm4-bFXvmhPoQNI/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CKuAhdcF&pli=1

>>26528266
its a revenge rape. i demand blood.
he should alternate between the rectum and the hole he tears into it.

>>26528270
Fuck you, and fuck your huntsman.

>>26528278
You don't have to. It's just a suggestion, you can have your creation be any way that you choose.

>>26528268
Thanks! Lots of brony love!

>>26528276
trolled hard

>>26528276
She's a whore, this happens all the time.

>>26528310
>brony love
get spitroasted.
by Bigmac and Snails.
no lube.

>>26528312
>>26528319
She's my pure innocent waifu

>>26528268
>Linking some faggot nobody has ever heard of itunes mkvs when the person wanted avis
>not linking mentos's Gdocs link with preconverted avi webrips with correct colors

>>26528336
Shut up beedrill

>>26528336
Your pure innocent waifu has a giant lovely cock. how does this make you feel?

>>26528167
"I'm going to make you squeal~" he says. A large glob of pre splats on your pucker. You brought this onto yourself, you suppose, and all you can do is lift your legs up as he penetrates you. Seeing your cooperation, however, he does this gently, easing inside little by little. You try your best to relax, but it still hurts due to his sheer size. He keeps still for a while, and the pain numbs away. You nod at him, and he pulls out a bit, and slides in again, over and over. It starts feeling good, and he's speeding up, going a bit deeper every time. This may not have been such a bad decision after all.

>>26528336
You seem to forget that Fluttershy doesn't want love, she demands it.

>>26528335
And what does Snips do? Watch?

I don't think you thought this through very well.

>>26528379
I-I'm okay with that.

>>26528377
Consensual buttfucking is the very very best. I like this, a lot.

>>26528377
>Snails
>Capable of dominance

It just occurred to me that this is our first summer with ponies.

Buckle down, boys. It's gonna be a long one.

>>26528383
>spitroast
>guy
>expects three people to be able to do this

excuse me what

>>26528350
>600 megs for a 22 minute video

No. That is why I linked to the ANFO torrent.

>>26528403
I'm saying it would be slightly more logical if it were Snips and Snails.

>>26528403
Two in the ass.

>>26528416
the point being the two largest-shlong stallions would tear him apart.

>>26528420
>ohmyblushingsohard.jpg

>>26528420
Or two in the mouth.

>>26528430
>him
Don't you mean "you"?

>>26527574

>>26528449
I need to stop reading horrible things in their voices.

>>26528449
But I like it when Applebloom gets raped

>>26527523

Genndy Tartakovsky writes a season of My Little Pony.

What happens?

>>26528467
And i like it when zecora gets raped

>>26528467
>>26528449
Thank God it only happens to Apple Bloom

>>26528377
ending;
You still have some trouble believing he's actually fitting inside of you, but you don't care, it feels too good, your walls squeezing his cock as it loosens you up. You're holding him around his body to hold yourself in place as he starts ramming you hard. You cum as his cock keeps rubbing over your prostate and pressing deep inside. He withdraws from your ass, and you can't believe the amount of fluids that flow out from it. He rams back inside all the way to the hilt, and you cum again, much to your surprise. He's going at it hard now, and you're almost passing out from the sensitivity. Soon enough, he rams with all his force three times inside you as he cums, and you can feel the pressure building up before he pulls out. You laugh slightly, realizing your ass will be permanently loose, and then you grin, because that means you're adapting to his cock, and you're sure as hell not going to stop letting him fuck you.

"Next time, just ask, okay?"

>>26528462
fucking friendship how does that work :/

>>26528449
I don't think ive read that fic yet.

Someone link me.

>>26528479
andrei tarkovsky writes a season of My Little Pony

What happens?

>>26528486
Hnnnngh you need to write more queer fanfiction, this shit is good.

>>26527523
fuckking friendship how does that work :/

>>26528490
no

>>26528513
And thus, faceless was accepted into the brony community.

What happens next, god only knows.

>>26528544

now comes the War.

>>26528513
I wrote a bigmac caramel threesome one. pretty far down on the page
https://docs.google.com/document/d/101xKMF_w3s364m09O-5D1jzQdBx4KbYyk9DMIc-5fKA/edit?hl=en_US

>>26528544

>MFW People don't know rape is illegal

>>26527523 Where would you go if you found yourself in the middle of ponyville on a cold, dark, misty night?

Well, OP, if I was in Ponyville instead of its outskirts, I would head to the library.

Spike would be asleep. Owlowiscious would answer the door. I would ask for Twilight Sparkle, and he would allow me to come in. I would take a seat in the reading area of the library's first floor.

Twilight Sparkle would come downstairs, sleepy-eyed, but she would become fully awake with surprise, and ask me what I am.

I would tell her the basics of humans, and I would also tell her that in my world, her and her friends star in childrens' entertainment and toys.

We would start discussing parallel worlds, metafiction, religion, and magic. The sun would be up before we knew it.

After she introduced me to the gang, I'd offer to help at Sweet Apple Acres in exchange for food and a place to sleep.

I wouldn't expect any favors, but I would require education about Equestria's economy and society, since a kids show only shows so much.

>>26528561
>MFW you think we care.

>>26528449

We're just trying to earn you that "rape victim" cutie mark.

Check your flank. Did you get one?

>>26528561
Id read a fic where Fluttershy abducts and rapes Rarity in her basement, until Rarity starts to like being fluttershy's prisoner.

So romantic!

Now that i'm awake I guess I can start the Darkstlaker ponies....in a few hours.

>>26528565
fukking friendship how does that work :/

>>26528565

But at what point do you teach the ponies of this strange human emotion called love?

>>26528598
>Darkstlaker
wow, you really did just wake up.

>>26528581
Nope, but good old >>26528486 over here did earn his "cock addict" cutie mark.
After being rectumwrecked like that, he's going to be trotting around looking for big, strong stallions so he can go down and worship their massive horse cocks, while his own limp bitch dick drools all over the pavement. After a while, he turns himself around and lets the guys have their way with him.
Usually you're supposed to pay a slut like that, but that faggot bitch loves the cock so much he ends up paying the stallions after they knock him up. It's not like he gives a shit about money anyway. Eyup.

>>26528565
>I would also tell her that in my world, her and her friends star in childrens' entertainment and toys.

When does telling another person that they're a fictional character ever turn out to be a good course of action?

>>26528479 Genndy Tartakovsky writes a season of My Little Pony.

A tall and a short critter cause problems through stupidity. Wait, that already happened.

Pinkie won't get out of Twilight's lab. Wait, that already happened.

The mane six talk to the Mayor, solve problems around town, and stop monsters. Wait, that already happened.

After a thousand years, a great evil must be stopped. Wait, that already happened.

The mane six gain extra special powers when they combine as one. Wait, that already happened.

>>26528586
More like Rarity would be the one to make everyone her bitch

>>26528486
>>26528377
>>26528167
>>26527985

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vMjfhABXUDHITeeaV


Oh no, YOU:RE welcome.

>>26528586
>Rarity
>Stockholm Syndrome

Good lord yes, someone get an non-quickfic writer to do this.

>>26528632
>trots
you do realize I write 'Human in Equestria' stories right

>>26528486
You know what you should do next?
Surprise futa pony. She rapes the fuck out of the reader.
Bonus points if her cock and balls are both bigger than the guy's.

>>26528661
Yup. But an onset of so much horsecock and semen like that would make it hard for him to stand up properly, would it not?
Besides, once you fuck with ponies, you gradually turn into one. It's just common sense.

>>26528481
You were reped too, but you are to supid to realize that

>>26528479

>Genndy Tartakovsky writes a season of My Little Pony.

action_hank_punching_pony.gif

>>26528667
Those sound like some easy bonus points.

>>26528667
>futa
>surprise buttsecks raep
>Trixie image

You're trying to hint at something here, right? right.

>>26528646
In the end Rarity would become too comfortable and staaaart whiiining.

Fluttershy would kick her needy ass out.

>>26528635
How else can I explain how I know them already?

Besides, that's the best way to gauge WHICH FiMverse I'm in. If it's grimdark, or coma-fantasy, or Paradise, or post-singularity nano-bot reality, I want to know.

Talking with Pinkie Pie would solve half that riddle.

>>26528649

>>26528686
What now?

>>26528479

It gets cancelled because of some totally bullshit reason.

>>26528431

>>26528683
best (and hottest) transform idea ever.
three thumbs up (one from lil' mini-me)

Morning, fellas!

Any requests for today?

>>26528661
>>26528632
Jesus Christ, get a room you two!

>>26528649
Oh god do more.

>>26527728

Thank you, kind sir!!

>>26528700

Besides, Twilight seems like the least likely pony to flip the fuck out over that, and will probably develop theories based on this. Especially if she can find proof of some entertainment focusing on hairless monkey people somewhere.

>>26528720
Only if you pay for room service~

Hmmm...
How do I get to TS library from here?

>>26528702

>>26528724
links, plz. (Will try to get into character this time.)

>>26528720
Futa cheerilee fucking Applebloom over a school desk

Human, Pony, i don't give a fuck

>>26528720

The shadowbolts reduced to working in a fast food outlet, the female bolt taking Soarin's order while wearing a 'I hate my life' expression.

In the back a male bolt can be seen spitting into Soarin's order

>>26528695
>Geez, if there's one thing worse than rape, it's someone who can't rape your properly. Are you really so clueless, Fluttershy? You've been molesting me for over an hour, and most annoying of all, you keep apologizing for doing it so poorly. Is this really your attempt of trying to break me down into your own personal sex toy, or are you practicing grooming a bear? I'm so glad that I decided to allow your mice to play inside my pussy or otherwise I'd be bored for the rest of my life, waiting day after day for you to force unwanted sex upon me.

>>26528720

Draw a pony version of a wheeler from Return to Oz

You know.. those creepy as fuck things

>>26528720
Good morning!
Also, requesting: >>26528667
...I just really like futa stuff. Apologies, everyone.

>>26528720
My request is for you to be the real Disco and draw everything I said in >>26528766

>>26528766

Now I'm just picturing some grimdark pony rapefic that devolves into Rarity whining her way to freedom successfully.

wut

>>26527523

Unfortunately, the ponies are all the size of their toy versions in the real world. I end up having to sit down because my head is currently in non-breathable ozone and accidentally crush half of the town underneath my ass. Many ponies die including Cutie Pie and Rarity.

My yelp of pain from having sat on and destroyed houses jamming into the flesh of my ass ends up killing everything else in close range of it due to the intense loudness. Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy are among those killed by the sound waves.

Horrified, the ponies begin attacking me and, in pain and confused I attack back, smacking pegasi out of the sky and crushing both pony and unicorn near enough to be hit by my massive fists and feet. Applejack dies heroically pricking my side with a pitchfork while Rainbow Dash gets smacked out of the sky but survives. Unfortunately her wings never recover from the fall.

Mildly injured, I crawl away into the forest, destroying Zecora's hut and the frog bottom swamp as I go.

Eventually I am confronted by both Celestia and her sister. To their shock, they manage to kill me quite quickly and eventually come to realize as they find my wallet and cell phone that I was sentient. Further inspection of the now decimated Ponyville shows that my appearance and attack were both accidental. They shrink me down and bury me with the rest of the bodies out of respect in the Ponyville Memorial Cemetary.

>>26528626 But at what point do you teach the ponies of this strange human emotion called love?

After I get turned into a pony. Or find out what the consequences of interspecies breeding were for the parents of that mule in The Ticket Master.

And find out whether their menstruation involves horse estrus (heat) or is human-like, or if it even happens (magical fantasy-land).

But I wouldn't break up the mane six. I would not be the Yoko. Besides, their lives are too hectic. I'd find a nice mare and settle down. (Probably Derpy.)

Also, I'd find out what point in time it is. If Owlowiscious is there, it's near or after the Gala.

>>26528720

Rainbow Dash as a cyborg with giant rainbow jet engines in place of wings

Beware of creepers.

>>26528772
might as well 'third' this.

futa makes me feel hot all over.

>>26528254
you make me sick, a unicorn breeding with a pegasus pony. Its bad enough they treat the pegasus like they are people and not just animals, but having sex with something that inferior...
We must keep the unicorns pure!

>>26528720

Please draw some lovecraftian sea-ponies abducting Rarity

remember when we used to talk about the show

those were good times

...good times...

>>26528741
You lost me....

>>26528793
Ill give it a shot, if i get bored halfway ill switch to the porn requests.

Dear Twilight Sparkle.
"Shut up" -Celestia 2011

>>26528720

Teenage mutant ninja ponies vs 'The Shrilda'

>>26528787
You just can't rape Rarity, man.

She's unrapeable.

>>26528839
because no matter what you do to her she's consenting.

>disco
>no ironic email message
sure sure whatever you say

>>26528822
>mfw synchtube > generals for show discussion

Hey lady!
Let's watch ponies.
I'm the best at ponies.

Dad I like poni.
I'm proud of you, son.
Dad do you like poni?
Yes, now we are a family again.

Why me, poni?
Because you are the best.
I'm the best at poni?
Yes

>>26528793
Rainbow Dash as a cyborg would be pretty fucking cool, i aint gonna lie.

>>26528824
Don't mind me, I'm just another generic "wants to have sex with you and othar" guy.

>>26528844
Murder on the other hand, that's very doable.

But Fluttershy would never murder anyone, right? I mean come on, she's Fluttershy.

Herpeti derpeti hurr durr

>Thinking that any other dress but Applejack's was the best

>>26528846
I thought he was fake yesterday too.

Needs more ironic email fields.

>>26528870

>>26528870
I would never murder anything! I love all life and all life WILL love me

>>26528839
you can't rape the willing

>>26528704
Dou you have some colt's thingie in your private thingie and you don't want it? It is definition of rape. At least I read it in my books.

>>26528900
I... I don't think I quite understand.

>>26528862
Pffft dude, come on, that joke has gotten stale already. Time to let go.

>>26528846

Man, im getting old, i totally forgot to put on an hilarious phrase there. Ah well.

>>26528844

No matter what you try to do, shed be the one on top in the end, raping you.

fluttershy seems pretty ordinary, besides being shy and all. the outburst at the gala proved it, really

>>26528900
>colt's thingie

Mares can commit rape too.

>>26528912

The universe is on the bottom where Rarity is concerned

>>26528891

>>26528918
>rampaging around a party shouting "You're going to love me"
>actually biting small creatures
>normal
Fluttershy is a crazy bitch. Crazy.

>>26528927

>>26528924

>>26528918
Fluttershy doesn't need friends to be assertive, all she really needs is a gun.

>>26528924
>>26528900
We need something like this with the pony gang..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5gNSqJyzn8

>>26528927

>>26528933

>>26528891
yoorporick's unique body builds picture annoys the living fuck out of me. How is it possible to give technicolored ponies man-faces?

>>26528952
That's a terrible Idea.

Why are you so full of terrible ideas.

>>26528964

>>26528964
Is there going to be a picture of the sleeping CMCs zoomed in on her retinas?

>>26528964
BLEED.

>>26528976

Hey /co/, wanna know a secret?

I used to write TF2 porn.

also, ponies

>>26529003
RUle 63 right?

RIGHT?!

RIGHT?!!

>>26528952

And this comes into a series where the main character can manipulate her best friends' body in strange and uncomfortable ways?

>>26529003
Got anywhere I could read up on that, by any chance?

>>26529003
YOU'RE SPREADING YOUR FUCKING CANCER FROM OTHER SHITTY FANBASES.

QUARANTINE YOURSELF, IMMEDIATELY.

horribly failedtest

>>26529017

https://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=0AXWukDgiCZJUZDh2Y2ZmNF85YzhiOWI2aHQ&hl=en_US&authkey=CK_W
2ecP

>>26529019

wut

>>26528966
Because he's a furry artist, and fuck anatomy.

>>26528952
.............tell me you didn't want to try to touch Orko inappropriately after watching this.

>>26529022
Cool filename bro

>>26529040
And then nubrubs.

>>26528972
Im afraid thats sort of my job here.

>>26529047
Is there something youd like to tell all of us, Klondyke? Did you touched orko in inappropiate ways?

What have I done?

>>26529057
I cannot help but think of this whenever I see filly Fluttershy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWmDcujkIjw&feature=player_detailpage#t=239s

>>26529080
dat plot

>>26529079
What haven't you done, Anonymous.

>>26529063
Hey man. He came onto m-
>Klondyke
OH YOU SLY BASTARD
......Dis /co/ on tent.....a

>>26529003
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"Good fellowship and friendship are lasting, rational and manly pleasures."

-Fluttershy

>>26529138

what is this from? Is this official art?

>>26529183
timon1771.deviantart.com/

>>26528911
let me explain by this depiction of intercourse

>>26529217
That's a whole lotta intercourse and not a whole lotta explaining.

>>26529229
I don't think there's much to explain.

>>26529217
>not spoilering porn

what are you doing

>>26529217
So Big Mac is helping Applejack hold up a tree?

I don't understand this at all

>>26529245
But what about love? Romance?

Do these mean nothing to you you inbred country hick.

>>26529247
this is not porn, this is studiing material

>>26529272

>studing material
>studing
>stud

>>26529285
exactly, studing material

>>26529285
exactly, studing material ...

>>26529310
>>26529327

>>26529327
I'd stud that material.

If you know what I mean.

>>26529327
>>26529310
Are you trying to tell me something?

>>26529358
nope, I'm trying not to be retarded. poorly

Where did everyone go?

>>26529404
thinking of ideas for the trixiefic.

>>26529404
I'm still here.

>>26529414
Nice.

>>26529404
Over here, bro. Just getting ready for work.

I wonder if Disco is still drawing...

Oh it seems another thread has been made

>>26529139
>>26529139
>>26529139
>>26529139

WHAT THE FUCK
>>26529139
>>26529139
>>26529139
>>26529139
>>26529139
You can't just do that! We have procedures and shit!

>>26529551
>>26529554
We haven't even hit the image limit yet...

>>26529574
thread's pretty much dead anyhow, Don't think there'll be much complaint this time.

Fuck you all, this thread was shit. The second half was worse. I'm taking out reporting this faggot >>26529217 because he' the one I know I can report.

>>26531170
Problem?