>What is your darkest pony-related secret?
Watching the show.
Owning a toy.

>No one must know my secret.

>>26521531

God I hate this guy.

What's the link for the DJpon3 video that was actually sponsored by hasbro?

To save you some time in the future, OP: http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
Use that, check top link. Free general findan.

polite sage because the current general's still rolling.

>>26519610

Alright, but you have to promise not to tell anybody, ok? It's a secret. ...I have a crush on Rarity. Also, Trixie.

I'll help with my chart tat apparently no one likes


wait

>>26521531
All. Of. My. Hate.

>>26521613

>>26521531
Some of this fanart is just...

Really weird, man.

>Applejack! Applejack! I saw a goat in tha bushes at the edge of our orchard

That's no goat....

I almost considered writing a fanfic, but then I realized nobody would read it and that all fanfiction is terrible.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vflhcGhmOexQ9zMzB
i tried to picture what a pony person would sound like?

>>26521636
Are you feeling any car chases yet?

>>26521647
You know, Applejack's parents probably got eaten. How often has the main cast run INTO the swamps and forests, let alone the little CMC's.

>>26521647
What would happen if a Chupacabra appeared and mistook Fluttershy for a winged goat? She bleats often enough.

>>26521613
I always pictured Spitfire as more of a P-38 pilot.

I pretend that pictures like these are me and my best friend

We're both guys

BISEXUALITY AHOY!

>>26519734

Slow pony thread?!

>>26521673
i'd better not, i still have to do some driving tomorrow and i don't want to risk it.

>>26521616
>Self-insert OC

Hey there gang. Still trying to find some absinthe for less than $70 around here so I can finish that Rarity request.

As it is I have a half-finished bottle of Strawberry Fresa. Carbonated wine just makes me sad. It's like drinking strawberry soda made for half-grownups, but far less appetizing or light and drinkable than alcopop.

What's new in ponydom?

>>26521725
Last night I asked who'd volunteer to be Sweetie Belle's caretaker. Got a few willing individuals.

So who'd volunteer to supervise this guy?

>>26521739
Nothing at all. That I'm aware of, anyway.

>>26521739
>new things

Some new art and the occasional story update for stories

I'm feeling that long summer drag now....

what fics have good realistic horse sex. gay or normal is fine. im not gay btw.

>>26521739
hmm, decent threads tonight. kloudmutt's been absurdly productive lately.

>>26521735
>furaffinity filename
what did you expect?

>>26521735
> still better than any shit you could churn out.

>>26521765
All you would have to do is put Spongebob on the TV and he wouldn't leave the room.

Prove me wrong.

>>26521779
None. Go away.

>>26521739

I'm watching KM draw some Cheerilee X OPPP action

anonymouse of israel ever return?

HEY FAGGOTS

WHAT'S THE LINK FOR THE YOUTUBE VID FOR DJ-PON3'S REMIX THING WITH THE ACTUAL POPSONG?!


WHAT'S THE LINK FOR THE YOUTUBE VID FOR DJ-PON3'S REMIX THING WITH THE ACTUAL POPSONG?!
WHAT'S THE LINK FOR THE YOUTUBE VID FOR DJ-PON3'S REMIX THING WITH THE ACTUAL POPSONG?!
WHAT'S THE LINK FOR THE YOUTUBE VID FOR DJ-PON3'S REMIX THING WITH THE ACTUAL POPSONG?!
WHAT'S THE LINK FOR THE YOUTUBE VID FOR DJ-PON3'S REMIX THING WITH THE ACTUAL POPSONG?!
WHAT'S THE LINK FOR THE YOUTUBE VID FOR DJ-PON3'S REMIX THING WITH THE ACTUAL POPSONG?!

just gonna post this one last time now that I finally got the links working right

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wN-wMQOXGJJdNlICpnvmo3nK3l-kheGucn3Nvtg_Hy0/edit?hl=en_US&au
thkey=CJ36g9YM

Goodnight all. I'll post something I actually wrote ALL BY MYSELF LIKE A BIG BOY LOOK HOW I'VE GROWN tomorrow.

>>26521731
I'm not really all that fond of snips and snails. But I love how good my request came out anyways

The mismatched uniforms were the best thing ever

>>26521807
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTPqjKk_xCo

Writing a SpikexRarity fanfic

Think it's straight? Rarity gets turned into a guy, so HAHA FAGGOTS

pic related

>>26521799
... LINK ME DAMN IT

>>26521807
I AM GOING TO SCREAM THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN LIKE A CHILD!
fuck off.

>>26521807
Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u2ci4kKCGI

>>26521793
Self-inserts make fan art worthless. In fact, they make them worse than worthless. They have a negative value.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dalsson
Why not
Come on in for ponies.

>>26521807
We heard you the first time. Christ.

>>26521779

What would you consider realistic horse sex?

>>26521735
>>26521575
>>26521616
>>26521777
I usually enjoy Donut Steels, but a personal rule of mine is no main cast interaction. I much prefer to make a character that would fit into the background, like Mocha.

I just noticed Cupcakes has its own TVTropes page

What the fuck?

>>26521793
>You don't know that

>>26521829
it better not be humanized

>>26521830
And people wonder why I use a tripcode.

>>26521830

Here

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

>>26521838
aww man and here i am about to go to sleep

oh well

watch twilight laugh for me

>>26521829
You know for a second there, I actually did
>>26521830
http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

i want Sasha's VA to voice a villain in season two.

mostly because of the number of boners i know it would induce.

I browse Ponychan more than I do /co/ threads.

Not the absolutely shitty parts though, some of the boards are decent like /pic/ and /pony/. Different strokes for different folks.

>>26519610
>Darkest Pony-related secret
In preparation for vacation, I have the entire 1st season, the soundtrack, PONIES the Anthology, and a couple pony-related YTP vids on my zune

>>26521907
We don't care

>>26521829
That "Sir Rarity" photo makes my heart melt every time I read it.

I'm absolutely alright with that fanfiction, Sunny.

>>26521829
the story will probly be bad but i do look forward to the rarity horsecock porn you will draw for it

>>26521908
I took every currently-existing episode on my PSP when I went on vacation back in February.

>>26521931
There was one where r63 rarity was making a dress with Spike

And then s/he gave Spike a kissy on the cheeck

and that night spike had gay dreams

>>26521908
>having a Zune

>>26521864

Thank you for reminding me to do another version where they're humanized. :3

>>26521876

I have only Chapter 1 written up, and it's a small chapter. Gotta write more but I'm tired at the moment.

>>26519610
The first dream / fantasy that clued me in to my real sexual orientation involved Big Mac and Caramel.

Big Mac was holding me from behind and saying terrible naughty gruff things low in my ear, Caramel was sucking me off gently--

And I was a motherfuckin' pony.

>>26521949

>implying there will be poni

nope. there'll be humans only, i'll bet.

>>26521949
>>26521829
I would read it solely based on the fact that Rarity has a cock.

>>26521931
Hate to break it to you but in that pic rarity is sporting some MASSIVE manface.

U gay nigga?

>>26521959
THAT IS THE ONE.

i hear you guys are starving for some original content?
well here it is, fresh off the presses

credit goes to supreme emperor drawfag
not me

>>26521692
He sucks her bloooooood
>>26521689
They run into the forest all the damned time.
I'm honestly anticipating an eventual chimera. But I want it to be a threat and not a baby paw whiny thing like the Manticore was

>>26521999
Cupcakes was more gory

>What is your darkest pony-related secret?

I constantly abuse contributors.

>>26521974
That's not dark, just sexual. Get it right.

>>26522030

Like who and how?

>>26521931

Aww, thankyou! I can't wait to finish it <3 I wanna make it look as good as I can.

>>26521949

I might draw human porn of the pairing, one day. But the pairing is so innocent to me at the moment that I fee like I can't.
My writing's actually pretty good, I'm just a bit rusty since I haven't done it in a while.

>>26521848
>I usually enjoy Donut Steels, but a personal rule of mine is no main cast interaction.
You could have told me that earlier

>>26521999
>Fluttershy getting maimed

Oh god what the fuck.

>>26519610
I DESPERATELY want the Chistery pony to be made and shipped with OPP ESPECIALLY if she has a cock.

>>26522045
I'm not telling you, it's a secret.

>>26522030

i know you do, sweetie, and you think you're very cunning and powerful.

but you're not. not particularly. and as far as i can tell, it's only me that you try to harass.

>>26522056

Oh fatty fat Twilight why are you so exploitable?

>>26519610
Darkest pony related secret?

I've been really considering cheating on my beloved fluttershy with rainbow dash

>>26521978
I'll make a separate version for that.

>>26521979
>mfw

>>26521990

Good! It's rule 63 Rarity.

>>26522049
> human porn

please dont

>>26519610
>my secret
I trolled the SHIT out of the pony threads early on. I even took Mr. Hates name from time to time because it would draw attention and he was easy to mimic

>>26519610
I can't stand 99% of OCs, especially self-inserty ones, but I have one thought out that I sort of want to write something about, though I've enough sense not to.

>>26522090
... This fandom, sometimes, I swear to god ...

>>26522083
I didn't notice the bulge until after I saved it.

>>26522013
Or it is wrestled until dawn by a passing luchadore pony who, until that moment, had been viewed as nothing more than an odd vagrant. The lesson will be that not only are masked wrestlers awesome, but never make goat noises if you want to avoid chupacabras.

>>26522049
>Human porn.
All of my bits!

>>26522083
They forced me, okay?!

>>26522109
that response used to be backwards you know.

>>26522121

You were so successful to. Totally shut down all the pony threads.

>>26522109

I'll do it, darn you. ONE DAY IN THE FAR FUTURE.

>>26522134
> bulge
Leave it in, baby, I like it that way.

>>26522030
>What is your darkest pony-related secret?
i have fapped to cmc porn but it was by accident and i felt guilty after

>>26522019

kay, that was a fanfic, this is a picture, and it's not about the gore, it's supposed to be ridiculous
i guess i just have weird taste

>>26522151
Of course. It's not my vector, and I just chose the first pic I saw from the dA vector group.

>>26522078
Shut up Alladin, you don't know me.

>>26522030

>what is your deepest darkest secret

I'm starting wonder if all these pony shit is really fucking gay.

>>26522194
Probably

>>26522142

>>26522194
No, but an ALARMING number of the fans are.

>Darkest pony related secret.
I accidently a pony one time in Canada.
I blamed it on a bear.

>>26522157
>That feel

It's fucking terrible.

>>26522157
I fapped to porn that I made just to see if I could do it, because I didn't think I could.

Then I did it on like five more occasions. I'm officially awful.

>>26522148
Hey, I got better. I even draw for you guys now you know.
So I looked at ponies and got mad at first. Now I love ponies!

What if Rarity wasn't the best

and by the way, i have no dark secrets. all of it's right out there in the open.

feels good.

>>26522157

>by accident

>>26522109
>Disliking human porn
You some kind of furry faggot?

>>26522225
Don't say that

>darkest pony secret

I had a gay sex dream.

It was because I read a gay pony fapfic.

>>26522225
No that's silly. What was I thinking?

MOST THINGS HAVE A SCENT

PONIES ARE NO EXCEPTION

WHAT DO PONIES SMELL IKE

WHAT DOES SCOOTALOO SMELL LIKE

>>26522214
Are you 0r0?

>>26522245
IS DAT SUM SECRET BRUSH FUN!?

>>26522157

which porn was it?

>>26522225

Then by blood relation Sweetie would grow up and take her place?

>>26522225

BUT RARITY IS THE BEST female PONY

>>26522218
Wait, then was I talking with the real Mr. Hate? When did you show up? Last I heard about Mr. Hate, he told Madmax and I that he was studying to be an English teacher.

>>26522209
You lie.
Please don't tell me I'm part of a homosexual fandom...

>>26522255
Probably manure.

>>26519610
I have a few NSFW pony-related pictures saved on my computer because I liked how well they're drawn. I've never fapped to any of them.

>>26522246
I had a really, really explicit getting-fucked-and-loving it dream after reading that Pokey x Caramel fic floating around.

>>26522255
Scootaloo smells like murder.

>>26522252
No you were right...
She has transcended that position long ago!

>>26522255

>>26522255
>What does scootaloo smell like?
Shit.

>>26522258
No. I am also not Disco, MegaSweet, or Kloudmutt.

my darkest secret is that i am strongly considering buying pony panties online to wear

>>26522214

i did that.

it's an interesting experience. helps you better understand yourself.

This fandom made me sex-phobic

>>26522277

>>26522255

rainbow sherbet from Baskin Robbins.

>>26522255
Most horses smell like hay, maybe like whatever dust or what they've bedded in. Only sick horses smell all that funny, or the adolescents when they're sweating ... things.

Scootaloo probably smells like sugar-free gum and early afternoon sweat, that is when she doesn't smell like rainclouds from skulking around the Weather Station to stalk Rainbow Dash.

>>26522192
Someone needs to fix Scoots' lack of wings.

>>26522289
Are you Klondike, madmax, Noel?

>>26522270
No I am not Mr.Hate. Pay attention to my posts you idiot. I explicitly said I was copying his name.

>>26522301
No, your pre-existing psycho-social inadequacies and lack of coping skills did.

>>26522330
None of those either.

>>26522341
Are you a person?

>>26522279

OMG. The RS one? That's the one that got me.

>>26522326
That's older gen Scootaloo when she was an Earth Pony.

>>26522333
I just wanted to know WHEN you did that. I was OK with Mr. Hate when he started to write in Spanish, just want to know if I got trolled by you.

>>26522347
Well, what constitutes a person?

>>26522341
Then you better post whatever you drew so that i can try my hand at fapping to it.

>>26519610
I fap to Spike all the time and I only use Spike reaction pictures

>>26522364
ARE YOU A MAN?!

>>26522354
Doesn't matter. This is gen4 and Scoots has wings.

>>26522348
I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT.

And -- bear with me on this one -- this fandom's made it seem okay to be gay, at least a little gay. I am so totally okay with owning up to wanting to be fucked in the ass now. That wouldn't have happened before for me.

>>26522383

Thank god pegging is still straight sex.

>>26521575

Does anyone have the original G1 screencap used to make that reaction face?

>>26522374
I am.
Not so sure about >>26522341 though.

>>26522383
>It's okay to be gay

I NEVER AGREED TO THAT.

>>26522362
You did anyway so deal with it

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dalsson
Starting trixie episode

>>26522403
That sounds nice.

>>26522414
It's 2011. Get the fuck over it.

The only people who can't deal with it are ultra-closet cases, and those are the saddest bastards I've ever known.

This is delicious.

>>26522415

there needs to be a new term for someone who is gay for horse but not human

>>26522365
It's not that good.

>>26522411
For a second I thought you were that anon, and hadn't realized you had your name.

>>26522457
Stop fucking posting pictures of Rarity with fucking man-face

>>26522458
It's called a zoophile.

>>26522449
>You don't like fags! You must be gay too!
I hate Jews too, but that doesn't make me a kike.

>>26522449
Homosexuals are, like, totally gay.

>>26522483

That's for real horses. We're talking imaginary anthropomorphic horses.

>>26522461
Too fucking bad, you've intrigued me and now i want to know.

>>26522461

I thought you wanted critique sb

This is the only way to get better

>>26522508
It's still zoophilia. Only it's for cartoon animals.

>>26522498
> I'm online
> my opinions matter

Hey bronies!

Just wanted to drop in for a sec and let everyone know that someone started a Bronies guild in DFO, if anyone's interested.
Jump on and message MuzzleFire if you want in.

>>26522539
Silly Fluttershy, Our opinions never matter, not even in reality.

You guys, Lauren Faust planned it all along!

The ponies with manly undertones, followed by being called sissies....

SHE KNEW ABOUT BRONIES BEFORE THE SHOW EVEN STARTED.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDpTQwjhKMY&feature=player_detailpage#t=651s

>>26522540
Me and my friends logged on this morning and were invited to that at random.
I accidentally declined, but that's beside the point.
Were you like, giving out random invites?

>>26522498

Actually, a lot of anti-semites really do have jewish ancestry. There's a good chance Hitler had Jewish ancestry. There was that infamous white supremacist back in the 1990s who turned out to be totally, almost stereotypically Jewish.

>>26522449
The only people in OUR generation are the self-hating closet cases. Some of the older ones sincerely believe their own hangups / squicks with ass-sex or hairy-man-on-hairy-man equate to "it's wrong."

Because it's so much easier to say "it's wrong" than to own up to "I just really don't like that, jesus fuck put away the bear porn bro."

>>26522560

RAINBOW DASH!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDpTQwjhKMY&feature=player_detailpage#t=501s

Chicken thread?

dumping

>>26522521
Fine, it was Snails comparing his dick with Mac's. The erect one.
>>26522527
Well for one that pic's a bit old I wouldn't gain much from having it critiqued, at least I don't think so.

For two I'd rather get critique for my actual art things like painting and practice doodles.

>>26522537

Nope. Fantasies aren't any sort of sexophilia. Fantasizing about fucking your cousin isn't incest. Fantasizing about fucking Twilight isn't bestiality. Fantasizing about fucking Marilyn Monroe isn't necrophilia.

>>26522600

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR CHICKENS!!

>>26522615
RUN TWILIGHT.

RUN.

>>26522603

HAHA! You DID do the JP edit!

Fucking SAVED

>>26522603
Nice edit!

>>26522622

Your Hoity Toity painting looks really good. The improvement from your first paintings is very noticeable. Too busy to give actual detailed criticism right now, but it's looking great!

>>26522657

I don't think I get that reference.

>>26522634
Derpy

Ponies don't bend that way

>>26522571
THIS. THIS. ALL OF THIS.

gnite

>>26522656
>Gabe Newell

>>26522562
Let's just say i'm Psychic, that sounds better.

But yeah, we were trying to get guild experience, because honestly, we dont really know how the Guild Bonuses and stuff work.

>>26522672
The Fugitive.

>>26522672

Wait. OK. Fugitive. Now I see it.

>>26522682
Night? Dump n' dash is your game, huh?

>>26522682

>>26522682
>dat sexy, sexy inebriation

>>26522634
i want to grab and squeeze that derpy so bad

>>26522682

That's one hell of an addiction

>>26522682
How long until Chistery is summoned?

How long until my Chistery x OPPP picture or fic is made? : <

>>26522682

Fucking saved.

>>26522682

Yes

ponies must drink

>>26522717 dat sexy, sexy inebriation

Amen, brah.

> British spies swap cupcake recipes into al-Qaida magazine.

http://beta.news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/british-spies-swap-cupcake-recipes-al-qaeda-magazine-15045481
1.html

I wonder if we have br0nies within the British Intelligence...

>>26522735
They wouldn't get along. One of them would definitely end up stabbed with a broken bourbon bottle.

>>26522710

He's been streaming all day.

>>26522761
/r/ing this

drawfags, get on this please

Ok this is annoying me, what the FUCK is the difference between cupcakes and muffins

>>26522774
Frosting. Possibly fruit.

>>26522761
Why the fuck wouldn't they get along?! All OPPP does is drink and worry about her daughter! All Chistery does is drink and push back deadlines!

It's a drunken lesbian one night stand made in heaven!

>>26522774
muffins don't have frosting and are made of bread, not cake.

>>26522570
Some doesn't mean a lot.

>>26522571
Stop pretending like everyone who doesn't like fags is gay themselves. There are plenty of people who just don't like sexually deviant attention whores with a persecution complex.

>>26522792
If OPPP is so addicted that she'd try to suck alcohol out of another pony's mouth, then all they'd do is fight over it.

>>26522774

Cupcakes are very sweet and sugary with frosting. Made from devils food cake.

Muffins are larger and usually more savory. You can have sweet chocolate muffins. But you can also have bran muffins. Poppy seed muffins, etc.

I assume you're not american?

>>26522759
>My little pony invented cupcakes
Why does everyone think this, christ.
Cupcakes were invented in like 1796, not 2010

>OPPP

Will she ever get a regular name?

>>26522804

1. Everyone is bi
2. Homophobes have some fucked up sexuality problems. Way worse than gays.

>>26522843
wasn't it Berry Punch or something?

>>26522774

One is covered with cream or glaze, the other is not.

This is a Muffin.

>>26522843

Her name is Berry Punch.

OPPP is just shorter to type.

>>26522843
Tony Starks Best Friend.
> Because she leaves her stash unlocked.

>>26522862
Oh

I get that then

>>26522804
You sound assmad, bro.

You know what you need? A nice solid strap-on pounding. Don't worry, it's totally straight unless you squirt like a girl imagining her long hard strokes along your prostate as you buckle and shudder underneath her wonderful curves.

>>26522836

I know, I know.

Geez, can't bring a pony related joke.

>>26522857

This -was- a Muffin.
On nom nom nom.

>>26522881
... WHYBONER.

>>26522881
>>26522849
I just want a big strong man to take advantage of me.

>>26522836
PiNkIe MaKeS sOmE BoMb AsS pIeS.
:o)

>>26522881
I still don't see how anything going into my ass would be pleasant. Shit comes out of there for a reason.

I'm not going to say that it's for sure terrible, because I've never tried it, but I don't think I'll ever feel the need to try it.

>>26522896
Sorry.
Just like, 4 people have come in with that story today.


also http://www.synchtube.com/r/dalsson
Starting dragonshy

Well, I'm out for tonight. Have a nice day/evening/night/morning, depending on timezones.

>>26522804
>Because it's so much easier to say "it's wrong" than to own up to "I just really don't like that, jesus fuck put away the bear porn bro."

Own up to what you just don't fucking like and quit pretending like we're all terrible deviants IN THAT you are so much better for getting bitchmad over everyone else.

/co/!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at what my careless hands have wrought!

So gents.
What have I missed today?

>>26522929
If you haven't done it, it doesn't make sense.

If you've tried it, it makes sense.

>>26522951
YOU FUKED UP YOUR OWN MOUSTACE, YOU FOOOOOL

>>26522953
>/co/ I gotta fart super baaad!

> This Thread

>>26522953
Lots of faggotry and hugboxing of an enormous magnitude. Many whyboners, few wineboners, some story updates, and calls for more OPPP porn (with or without optional Chistery and tequila.)

Not much, cap'n. Previous threads have contained some good new art, at least.

>>26522953
We seem to be talking about anal sex at the moment.

So nothing really.

>>26522966
I can objectively say I don't like things in my butt.

And penises are okay but I enjoy ladyparts better.

>>26522970
HE FELL ASLEEP WITH IT ON!
It's for that EqD beginner drawing thing.
"Draw a pony with bed hair."

>>26522977
>This thread

>>26522953
Check the archives and find out you nimrod

>>26522991
Oh, and I forgot - Kloudmutt just did a big dump in this thread. If you're into that, you're into that.

>>26522936

I see, no prob.

I don't hang around day threads.

>>26523002
ok.
someone
please tell me what's going on in this picture?

>>26523000
I will say "makes sense" will include "it makes sense I don't like this."

>>26522929

Dude. It's like having a whole extra sex organ you never knew you had before. Just stick your finger up your ass the next time you're in the shower and find your prostate.

>>26523026
Rainbow Dash is Bloodninja and knows crotch magic.

>>26523026
The book seems to be either having her grow a reproductive organ, and/or the book came from her crotch.

Not sure which one is worse.

>>26522951
I like it. Keep at it, guy.

>>26523040
>Bloodninja
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

>>26523033
What the fuck am i reading.

>>26523057
Link not safe for humanity.

>>26523003
Eeeeeynope.

>>26522998
It always comes down to that. SOMEHOW.

>>26522991
Hugboxes are silly things. Also glad to hear there's been some new art. Just saw Kloudmutt's new stuff up there, cool stuff.

Whyboner thread?
Whyboner thread.

>>26523033
That's quite alright.

>>26523064

Fucking virgins don't know about anal. Listen, son. Receiving a rimjob is better than a blowjob. Or just plain intercourse.

I hate gays too and I think I'm straight.

Must I be gay and self hating to do so?

what did the thread conclude to?

>>26523079
>Whybonerthread

>>26523057
The fuck is this shit?

>>26523085
I had a girlfriend who was unsure about anal. We both got really drunk and she started asking --very pointedly-- If I wanted to do it.

I said no because that'd be pretty close to taking advantage of her - I was at least could cognize how that could turn out POORLY while she was trashed.

... I really wish I'd gone with the gray rape.

Also PONIES.

>>26523084
>Rarity is uncomfortable with re-discovering his prostate.

>>26523096
Some ketchup has dripped onto the table.

And she's not gonna clean it up.

'Cause Luna's a dirty girl.

>>26523091
Fags and fag apologists seem to think that "I know you are but what am I?" is a valid argument.

>>26523122
And you wonder why your trip gets filtered?

>>26523096
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

>>26523112
>He doesn't understand the glory of Bloodninja.

You poor fool.

>>26523052
Thanks.
I'll try to draw at least one crappy thing a day.

>>26523145
Have some higher resomolutions.

>>26523122
Not being apologists if they're just...

Ah nevermind, not worth my time, and you wouldn't even pay attention anyway.

>>26523151
have you tried drawing any other ponies that WEREN'T yourself? Hmm?

>>26523145

>>26523057
o my gad!

I don't think i can survive reading past the 3rd epic

>>26522857
I'd have a wingboner too if I had a muffin that was bigger than me on top of my head

>>26523151
I cant say I'm unhappy abo-
Oh, how do double negatives work?
Whatever, what I'm saying is DO IT

silliest filly

Derp.

>>26523122
Y'know, you sound like kind of a pissed-off douche. I'm a little too busy having my own fun to care how others get theirs.

>>26523145

God fucking god

She's not going to fit back in the moon at this rate

>>26523184
You are small time.

>>26523190
Dare I say...she'll be as big as the Moon?

>>26523172
But I'M the best possible pony.
Also since I'm still either tracing or relying HEAVILY on screenshots using my ORIGINAL CHARACTER DONUT STEEL means I have to at least do SOMETHING myself.

>>26523186

I can't tell if he's really a homophobe. Or if he's trying to troll. But if he's a troll, he's doing the "ha ha, I'm only pretending to be retarded" thing.

>>26523184

Does anybody have the lyrics of the G1 song "Who's a silly pony?" by any chance?

>>26523237
The only thing dumber than having the hobby of hating things you can't change or don't impact you ...

IS PRETENDING TO HAVE THAT HOBBY.

>>26523203

Why is her hair different?

>>26523258
song go like this

whoo silly pony

aplejack silly pony

oh ok

>>26521725
slowest pony thread!

>>26523219

No, it's a full moon

hi pacce

>>26523303
That's not how you spell best.

>>26523203
Sorry but nobody could defeat Filly Derpy

>>26523303

I like how you keep forgetting that, you know, Snips and Snails exist

I mean sweeties a little slow on the uptake but those two a slower than molasses in an igloo

>>26523190

That's no moon...

>>26523303
That's not Snails. . .Gasp! I know crave SweetiexSnails art.

>>26523339
KauseLost, u streamin later?

>>26523258
The only lyric you might have trouble figuring out is "Call for Bow Tie she will help you/Spread her ribbons on the ground."

>>26523333
That is really adorable.

>>26523237
>>26523329

So we're playing the "I'm only pretending to be retarded" card.

TRIPCODE FILTERED.

>>26523303
They put sign near my house so I wont get ran over!

But sometimes my sister gets mad at me and locks me in the dark little room until I get real tired.

>>26523361

Not tonight, bro. Doped up on NyQuil, trying to get rid of whatever this is. Monday night, though.

>>26523366
Have u filtered Beedrill yet? Tell me you've at least filtered Sunny Blitz.

>>26523371
run over by what

>>26523386
>no stream
truly, all kause is lost

Enough about who's the best/worst/slowest/cutest pony arguments!
I think we can all agree that Rarity is the best spider.

Starting sexy sleepover party episode
http://www.synchtube.com/r/dalsson

>Teacher keeps pairing Dinky with Sweetie Belle
>Dinky having trouble in group projects

>>26523390
Beedril, yeah. Sunny's okay in that I can just ignore their shenanigans most of the time. I only bring out the banhammer when you've really crossed a tard line.

>>26523406
NO
MY LITTLE SPIDER IS NOT SHOULD HAPPEN

>>26523406

Rarity's the best manatee. Not spider.

It's super adorable that anonymous fucktards thing I give half a shit if they filter me.

I bet you guys think that boycotting your local McDonald's because your fries were cold actually does something too.

If I ever did a stream someday, would anyone show?

I'd need to put together a decent soundtrack first. Or else I just could play episodes of Mr. Show or something.

>>26523419
>crossed a tard line
So, Faceless, Royal Iridescence, and Creamy Pie also?

>>26523406

Hahahaha oh wow

>>26523452
Yeeeeeup.

>>26523447

I don't think they do it because it would have an effect on you.

But because /co/ would be a better place if you weren't here. Or at least visible.

>>26523457
>>26523427
>>26523437
That Sprinkles is quite the clown.

>>26523414
>Gonna have a 'talk' with Dinkies teacher.
>Dragging Megatron with me.

>>26523406
Rarity is the best burrito too

Why is Trixie so sexy?

>>26523463
I have to occasionally unfilter that royal retard to find new threads
fuckin hate doing that

>>26523482
Go to sleep, Seth

>>26523447
> my cock tingles with rage at being ignored
> quick, let's blare more hateful things for attention
> "lol I was only pretending to be retarded."

It's super adorable when tripfags are tripfagging and sumbling over their own fuckery.

>>26523392
ran over by inteligence

>>26523482
Because she's not a DORK

>>26523490
Yeah, that shit's annoying.

>>26523470
If they weren't trying to have an effect on me they wouldn't have said anything about it. It's clear that they think I care.

>Beedrill
>Pony/ royal iridescence
>Faceless
>I guess ammonium nitrate
>"Isaac"
>???

>>26523519

I think you wish they would care. Because you're an attention whore. But I don't think they really do.

>>26523482
>Trixie
The carnie?
I guess you have a thing for disease riddled, meth addicts?

>>26523519
No, it's just polite to let a blind orator know they're screaming epithets into an emptying auditorium.

It's so much more backhanded than giving them cough drops.

SAH-WEET!

>>26523400

>>26523544

Oh shit, it's on now.

>>26523537
Whatever you say, Sparky.

>>26523122
You indeed sound upset.

I hate gays and bash them at every given chance but this is a pony thread. It's about love and tolerance.

Whenever I enter this sanctuary of friendship my soul is cleansed and disgusting sodomists and horsefuckers become my closest friends. Even Jews are embraced here as long as they don't try to steal your wallet.

The only thing worse than tripfags is anons who reply to shitty tripfags.

>>26523519

>thinks the world revolves around him

There are other people in this conversation you know.

>>26523569
God you're such a dumb shitfuck. You're the fat kid in the back of the class mumbling "that isn't cool" through handfuls of Milk Duds, smearing them on your denim shorts and walking home in the rain in your tank top with a Tazmanian Devil on it.

I grew the fuck up. What's your excuse?

>>26523585
You must have missed the part of FiM where everything undesirable is driven out of Ponyville and/or Equestria.

And nobody likes Twist.

>>26523558
anyone else here fap to youtube horsemating videos because of mlp

OTP 4EVER

>>26523618

He hasn't grown up?

Guyyyyyssssssss

Talk about ponnieessssss

>>26523585
>love and tolerance

I don't care for gays but hate this shit more.

Can we all agree to hate this guy and move on?

>>26523618
H-holy shit. I WAS THAT KID.

>>26523622

I guess you missed the part where one of the main characters is a homosexual.

>>26523628
NO I hate real horses. They're only good on a grill!

>>26523628
Ye- i mean no who the fuck would do something like that. That's so gay bro, and i'm above that sort of thiing.

>>26523629
>Hes slow to the point.
>She goes a mile a minute.
TOGETHER THEY SOLVE CRIME.

I have found Celestia's theme music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5P63qGTm_g

>>26523628

No,but that one epic queef made me laugh.

I saw some sexy zebra porn on youtube once. Didn't fap though.

OTP

>>26523622
>everything undesirable is driven out of Ponyville and/or Equestria.
if that was the case then Twist should be in orbit of alpha centauri

>>26523647
That's just a rumor started by that passive aggressive bitch Fluttershy.

>This thread

>>26523622
You must have missed the part-

You know, fuck it. I lost interest in this conversation midway through this sentence. You see all these pictures of colorful cartoon ponies? That shit can't keep my attention for the drain of boring bullshit you're cranking out and your incessant whining. I'm yea close to cracking out my 1980's Game Boy and play some fuckin' original Tetris using nothing but a shitty clip-on bookreading light to hone my screen by.

THAT is what you've driven me to. You've driven me off of the fucking Internet in 2011 with your inane bullshit.

PS - Trip filtered.

Challenge: Create a new ship right now. Give a one-to-three-sentence explanation of how it came to be.

>>26523679
One of these days...

>>26523684

Speaking of faggots...

>>26523684
woah I've never seen that clip before

>>26523684
you post that every thread you gayhorse

>>26523688
Chistery, you can be a mean drunk. : |

>>26523628
That's a surprisingly good look on a horse

>>26523684

>>26523690

I don't think there are any new ships that haven't been brought up at least once.

>>26523704
Sorry, it's cute and funny.
Also it's the most pony related thing within 10 posts.

>>26523585
Have... have you learned NOTHING from the ponies? Friendship isn't about tolerating someone you hate (rationally or irrationally), its about not hating people in the first place.

Whatever crazy shit you believe about gays and Jews... you gotta let that hate go.

>>26523724
That's why it's a challenge.

>>26523724
Chistery x OPPP
Chistery x the waiter with the wine
Chistery x my long meaty cock
Chistery x Mayor Mare x Twilight's Mom (all over a box of cheap wine at a book conversation group)

Go for it. Hell, make it a grab bag.

>>26523690

Owlyscious x Cockatrice

The cockatrice flies out of its terroitory and falls in love with the owl, spending a romantic night flying around the sky with his new love.

Then he looks at the owl and it turns to stone, dropping 500ft and exploding into pieces.

The end

>>26523690
Phillomena and Derpy.
They trade stories about looking in two directions and one thing leads to another...
The product of this horrible coupling was Dinky. One day she will be the most powerful unicorn in the world.

abandon ship
>>26523759
>>26523759
>>26523759
>>26523759
>>26523759
>>26523759
>>26523759

>>26523690

Little Strongheart x Zecora. Equestra imperialism has driven them off of their native lands and into reservations. Or the forest, anyway. They seek solace in each other's pain.

>>26523690
Heavy Weapons Guy and Pinkie Pie.
Heavy was punching all of Ponyville in a rage, with nothing to sate his rage. He then paused, seeing a Sandvich of giant proportions, he approached it with caution, unsure of what to make of it. It turned out it was a Sandvich cake. And then Heavy Weapons Guy realized he was in a party! A PARTY FOR HEAVY WEAPONS GUY!

>>26523763
>Chistery x Mayor Mare x Twilight's Mom (all over a box of cheap wine at a book conversation group)

WHYBONER: THE MOTION PICTURE

>>26523724
You mean Raritypie?

Yeah it doesn't exist.

>>26523779
WE SAID NEW!