I would be pony's best friend.

The Secret Six would be the ponies' best friends.

Batman and Pinkie Pie. Their adventures would be incredible.

>>26509084
The same as man's. A cock.

There was a pony that followed me around Fort Edmonton park once after I gave her a apple.
Does that count?

AJ and Batman could talk about their dead parents

>>26509255
>Implying Pinkie wouldn't ally with Joker in a heartbeat.

Why is pony sperm yellow and blue?

Lobo, of course.

>>26509335
Well played, anon. After I grab lunch, I might draw that now.

oh........

I could eat a pony?......

>>26509362
GOD DAMMIT STOP YELLING IM TRYING TO SLEEP
CLARK

>>26509347
Ponies would eat peppers, olives, mushrooms, pineapples, and ham on their pizzas.

Death would hang out with Applejack.
Dream would hang out with Twilight Sparkle.
Desire would hang out with Rarity.
Despair would hang out with Fluttershy.
Destruction would hang out with Rainbow Dash.
Delirium would hang out with Pinkie Pie.
Destiny would hang out with Spike.

>>26509347
pineapple curry daffodil pizza.

shoo be doo

>>26509440
Faceless, someone got your google docs shut down or some shit, because it's gone now.

WHAT DO?

>>26509362

We're with you in spirit

>>26509514
Now? I revert back to compendium pages.

>>26509547
OH my god that's adorable

It's too cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--

>>26509550
>We're sorry. You can't access this document because it is in violation of our Terms of Service.

Eh? eh?

>>26509572
I'm sorry everyone.
We couldn't save anon.

>>26509362

i wish i had a pony girlfriend

who i could ride around town

Time to watch MLP Loli part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKx_DTX-soM

>>26509604
see
>>26509273

>>26509604
that makes you wonder how HFPS got away with it.

>>26509625

Twilight Sparkle: The book said: when the five are present, a spark will cause the sixth Element to be revealed.

HOLY FUCK HER NAME IS SPARKLE I JUST NOTICED THIS

>>26509084

It was bad enough that your mother convinced me to let you watch this little girl doll commercial in the family living room. But now I come in to check on my son on this Friday afternoon, and I find him with a bunch of pictures of horses kissing all over his computer screen. And are you drawing animals wearing bikinis?!

What the fuck is wrong with you son?

>>26509722

She's four years old and she memorized nearly the entire episode word for word.

I, for one, hail our new loli overlord

Marvel edition:

- Twilight and Tony Stark would get drunk and Talk science.

- Rainbow Dash and Thor would fuck-up the weather patern together.

- Cap and Applejack are real american heroes!

- Fluttershy and Hulk will go to anger management classes together.

- Rarity and Wolverine will talk about how they have to be in everything. Ever.

- And Pinkemenia and Pym can have psychotic episodes together.

- Meanwhile Celestia and Reed Richards share a laugh, not knowing that Luna and Doctor Doom are pointing a deathray at them.

>>26509757
get back in the urn, dad.

>>26509275
you checked if it was a girl or a boy?

>>26509757

>>26509740
SPARKLE is the new euphemism for unicorns masturbating with their horns.

>>26509757
MAYBE IF YOU SPENT SOME TIME WITH ME ONCE IN A WHILE WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM, DAD

Hey guys, you know Fallout: Equestria?

Goddamnit, do I feel guilty.

He just can't write the chapters quickly enough for me. They're like 3-4.000 words each, and I blaze through them in fourty minutes. He usually updates every four or five days. And the story and overarching plot is just so good, that I end up craving forever more of it.

I feel so guilty, /co/. Guilty for wanting more of a brony who already does, has done and will do so much for me.

NOW I KNOW I'M BEING USED
THAT'S OKAY MAN CAUSE I LIKE THE ABUSE
I KNOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH ME
THAT'S OKAY CAUSE I GOT NO SELF-ESTEEM

>>26509835
Are you the writer of that.

I ask again. Is the guy who wanted the Tales of Phantasia ponies here? I got Cress done.

>>26509757
It's no more or less ridiculous than your "bi-curious co-eds" porn you THINK you have hidden in "Farm Reports" in "Downloads," dad.

They're just as fictional, but fuck, man, you're 60. Those chicks wouldn't even vaguely be interested in you. At least cartoon ponies might get jollies from trying 'new things.' Not OLD things.

>>26509804
WE CAN DO BETTER

>>26509757
You mad?

>>26509841
So have we decided that Spike is Dexter Holland?

I'm okay with this.

>>26509835
Try being a fan of Rose Tinted.

>>26509757
I thought I killed you yesterday...

>>26509883
U MAD

U SO MAD

I'M DRUNK OUT OF MY MIND AND EVEN I CAN SEE U MAD

>>26509881
I thought Spike was Bruce Springsteen...

>>26509835
I know that feel bro.

But that's faster than pony episodes come out, and takes longer to consume them.

So think of it that way.

>>26509812
>>26509812
>>26509812
>>26509812
hold on guys i'm off to have a few sparkles, and then work.

>>26509899
You try and try and yet ... Not even a wiggle.

Try wineboners some time.

>>26509835
Shits like cocaine.
Cocaine that Pinkie made.
So, shits like fucking delicious Mentals.

>>26509911
Isn't Spike Tim Buckley?

>>26509625
Those voices; shit should be illegal.

>>26509934
wineboners doesn't elicit a wiggle from me.

>>26509957
>tim allen
ftfy

>>26509835
Wait, each chapter is like 4000 words?

Shit, I've been putting off reading that until it's done. That was a bad decision, wasn't it.

>>26509934

>mfw people would fap to a picture of chistery's OC pouring alcohol on herself

>>26509955
I would eat mentats all day erry day.

>>26509911
>>26509957
Psh, Spike is Snoop Dogg, that shit is canon.

>>26509910
I laughed, then I remembered she can still type absolutely knocked-down drunk.

Now I'm just a little sad inside.

>>26509835
>Fallout: Equestria

Nothing's sacred anymore.

>>26509991
> mfw that hasn't been made yet.

>>26510039
>It has a better plot then the previous games.
>Thats not saying a lot but still.

okay, whew. They opened up the .doc file for non-public view, and I was able to copy and save over all the text.

>>26509858
Ah, Plantman; is it problem if I, theoretically, referred to you on Ponychan?

>>26509972
Well tou-fucking-che.

>>26509971

her inability to pronounce R
HNNNNNG

My Little Pony, Fwens

>>26510039
It's really well written.

Even if you don't like MLP, I could see someone enjoying it as kind of a fantasy post apocalyptic story.

>>26509991
I need this more than anything ive ever needed in my entire life.

Requesting the Applejack lapdance meme with Lyra and BonBon inplace of Applejack and her dancer, plz.

>>26510089
Depends. What did you say about me?

>>26509991
>chistery's OC
She doesn't have one. But I fucking want that now. THANKS, asshole.

>>26510092

SHE'S SO CUUUUUUTE

>>26509971

They should let MLP Loli do a guest voice as a baby pony. Maybe Twist's little sister.

>>26509883
I feel you.

Also
>mfw Spike killing the Enclave pegasus for insulting Rainbow Dash's name

>>26509991
what if

what if Berry Punch poured the alcohol on Chistery?

>>26509991
>mfw

I mean, what a waste of alcohol, I should clean that up!

>>26510135

I wanna watch MLP with her in my lap. Then I can die happy.

>>26510152

Well okay then.

Chistery's OC pours a large bottle of alcohol all over her while OPPP licks it off slowly. Both of them blushing with drunken looks on their faces.

>>26509883
Someone should send her a bottle of scotch if and only if she finishes the story.

Double if she makes some clop.

>>26510189
...

Even though I post hateful things about
>fanfiction sometimes I wonder if
possibly I'm missing out on something.

I just have bad experiences about it, and I hate reading bad writing.

>>26509899
Please, more Big Macintosh. I have the hardest boner I've had in a while. Something about country boys...

>>26510092
I know right? It's hard warming on so many levels.

>>26510123
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/art/res/16783.html
Ctrl + f: >I don’t own a tablet, can I still draw?
>"See post above, but also: there is a very skilled artist on /co/ by the name of Plantman who solely uses MsPaint and his stuff is very good."
Ha, I just noticed the questions should have been "I don't own a tablet and I don't feel up to the challenge of mastering any sophisticated software, am I still able to draw?" Darn you, sandman!

>>26509991
I wouldn't fap to it...I just think it'd be a nice thing to look at once in a while.

>>26510192
what is that story about? all I read was they got drunk and talked about feeling like fruit.

Alcohol should be prohibited again.

>>26510189
Chistery/OPPP OTP.

>>26510189
ADD SOME FEELINGS.

MAYBE A CARCHASE.

>>26510216
Without pants because, you know, it gets warm during the summer.

>>26510205

ALRIGHT FINE, REVISING IT JUST FOR YOU.

Chistry's OC yadda yadda yadda OPPP licking it off, and you can see Tony Stark in the background fapping vigorously to the sight of them.

There. I'm spent.

>>26510214
>"Oh hey, it says 'hard warming', instead of 'heart warming', ought to change tha-"
>"Post successful!"
FFFFUUUU-

>>26510242
WHO TOLD YOU!?
Wait.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING ME?!

>>26510210
I know where you're coming from anon, I really do. But just give it a chance. Feel free to be selective. VERY selective. A large majority of it is really bad! But some can be quite good. It varies in quality just as much as the fanart posted here does. If you enjoy reading though, it can be worth while imo.

>>26510223
Pinkie and Dash have a less-than-great time at the dance, they both get drunk, Dash makes a move - they end up fucking back at the hotel.

The rest of it has been resolving how they feel about it and it seems like they're driving at some sort of a relationship.

It sounds contrived and it is, but I really prefer it to OH I LOVE THIS PERSON LET'S SPEND FOUR CHAPTERS DESCRIBING GETTING UP THE NERVE TO TELL THEM.

>>26510242
Exactly. Finally someone who understands.

>>26510212
I dislike re-using characters I've already written about.

>>26510214
That's fine. As long as they don't show up here asking for me to draw their OC I'll be fine.

>>26510189

TOO EARLY dammit

>>26510269
We've all been watching you. Watching you grow and watching you learn...

>>26510280
can someone confirm this?

>>26510318
getting interesting.

>>26510280
APPROACHING CRITICAL FEELING MASS

DEPLOY THE CAR CHASES

PROCEED DIRECTLY TO BEACH PARTY

>>26510271
That's the problem. How am I going to find that 10% of text that isn't plain bad.

Not to shit on the aspiring authors, but that's how it goes.

>Spike or Angel


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHHT7dTmw8U

>>26510330
> Chistery story
> ponies get drunk, have feelings
> strong description of strawberry wine
> dresses! dresses everywhere!

You really need confirmation about this?

>>26510378
In order to find that tiny paradise island in the vast sea of shit.
You sometimes have to find the craziest fucking captain in the bar.

AH'M GETTIN DRUNK BECAUSE IT'S PLAUSIBLY NOON SOMEWHERE.

>>26510234

>mfw when I just notice this

Great, now I have to fit in a car chase AND feelings.

Tony Stark is driving the getaway vehicle while Chistery's OC pours alcohol on herself while OPPP slowly licks it off. Several police cars can be seen piled up in the background.

I read a fanfic once, it was about Rarity feeling up Twilight over some book or something.

I can't say ive ever felt the same in these threads since then.

>>26510318
I hope you haven't been watching me fap!

>>26510438
The car is Herbie.
>The police have laid down spike strips.

>>26510410
hmmm i just can't believe anyone could like this
but I guess i'm just not into touchy feely stories about pony relationships.

>>26510330
All I've seen are the pictures. Actually, I remember reading the first chapter. It ended before they left the party

Faceless, mind posting the previous two whyboner compilation pics?

>>26510410
... Does she write anything that doesn't involve ponies messily drunk?

>>26510497

>>26510488
They left before the party ended, and it contains just about the best AND THEN THEY FUCKED I've seen in a while.

> "You want to feel like strawberries?"

>>26510283
Braeburn or Charamel, then?

>>26510464

Why don't I just write in a fucking deathrace with the mystery machine while I'm at it, holy fuck.

>>26510476
I fucking love emotions. Sometimes they're better than porn.

>>26510497
>>26510521
>17:49
>17:50

Does anyone happen to have a download of all the episodes? Quality doesn't matter, file type does.

>>26510488
There are pictures?

I need to see and that would be really great viewing material.

>>26510497
if they're in pairs I've used both as individual characters
>>26510556
I'm quick.

>>26509835

I know that feel. It's easily the best fanfic when it comes to serious story and length and I can't thank the writer enough for updating it so much, so quickly, so regularly.

>>26510542
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD, MR. SPIELBERG

>>26510558
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14vEUmE4WgUjXhXT8elNTkvt6JpHUTm4-bFXvmhPoQNI/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CKuAhdcF#

>>26510583 *mis-link
>>26510539

>>26510010

Nah, Spike is the Nick Frost to Twilight Sparkle's Simon Pegg.

Lauren Faust is Edgar Wright

>>26510377
DIVE DIVE DIVE!

>>26510610

>>26510583

Thanks. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some ... uhh ... studying to do.

>>26510136
Seriously, she's actually pretty good at voice acting.

>>26510123

>>26510584
Also Littlepip is a fucking bullet-sponge.
Seriously, the little shit fucking loves her some deep bullet penetration.
Also pic realted.

>>26510640
Cherilee oughta be able to help you out then (compendium 2)

>>26510634

I saw this on Slashdot and had to post it here:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/8553366/MI6-attacks-al-Qaeda-in-Operation
-Cupcake.html

>>26510586

Yeesh, next thing I know I'll be donning a trip and posting off the wall applejuice style fics involving drunken ponies, deathraces, space battles, mutilation and FEELINGS.

>>26510461
I'm not at liberty to say... but if you really must know.
Yes.

>we need a pony voiced by a loli

No we fucking don't.

>[anfo] My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic S1 [720p].torrent
http://www.seedpeer.com/details/3611443/%5BANFO%5D-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-S1-%5B720p%5D.
html

IT FEELS LIKE I'M ON /a/

>>26510678
DO IT FAGGOT.

>>26510702
Just a minor guest voice as to show gratitude and recognition. Don't be such a bitch.

>>26510714
This is what happens when my translator disappears.

>>26510692
And we've been recording it, too!

That'll be $2,000/month to keep it off of public airwaves.

Cash.

>i just got pony toys in the mail
>i felt like the biggest faggot in the world opening them
>my face

> mfw this entire "eww gross ponies in relationships"

>>26510769
Who in the name of all flying fucks drew that?

>>26510656
She's gay and gets shot up?? Must read nao

>>26510800
railgunner

>>26510765

Oh boy, what ponies did you get?

This makes me wish I knew how to ink

>>26510739
You divert your attention from chinese cartoons to canadian cartoons?

>>26510815
But of course, adding to to-be-blown list.

>>26510818
>alicorns and whatnot

fist. studded leather. your ass. no lube.

>>26510800
That one guy that turned all of our drawings into furrys.

I can't remember his name.

>>26510800

That's an odd response.

I honestly can't tell if you like it or not.

>>26510811
> "OH GOD NOW THEY'RE GAYING UP FALLOUT"
> Being gay is a perk
> "DOESN'T MATTER, TOO GAY"
> You can resolve your conflict with Benny by being fucked with him
> "OH NO TREBLE GAY."
> Just shut the fuck up, Internet.

>>26510769

Post or link original please?

>>26510769
I taught you well, squirt!

>>26510818
>was about to rage hard at furfaggy OC
>read filename

i will allow this

>>26510855
>>26510848

Oh nevermind.

>>26510832
I like it without ink.

Sometimes sketches bring out more emotion then inked pieces anyway.

>>26510818
>Dat Dragonmule

>>26510860
hey, ass i didn't make it that far yet

>>26510850
Gonna agree with faceless on this one, people should not be high when they draw.

>>26510863
Of course.

>>26510538
I remember that, but I thought they were still at the party. I guess I didn't read it thoroughly, only skimmed. I guess I gotta read it after I finish Out in the Cold

>>26510889
It came out over six months ago, assmaster.

>>26510855
I by the mighty white of Celestia's coat love it far into Luna's dark night with an intensity which bleaks out even the brilliant strength of the moon.

>>26510811
It also has Derpy as a ghouland is fucking awesome.

>>26510901
That's a good one. So's Rose Tinted BUT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SHE NEEDS TO FINISH THIS. Someone give her liquor and a deadline, seriously.

>>26510884

>>26510893

Thank you.

>>26510890
but then we would never have gotten madmax's "ballons" pic

>>26510893
> dat filename
I smell a fanfiction prompt!

>>26510910
and? the limit is a year, assfister

Hello guys, I haven't been here for a week or even longer. I thougt the threads would be dead by now but seems like I was wrong.

Please post some happy pictures. I just heard that my aunt had her dog put to sleep and he was one of my best (nonhuman) friends and now I am incredibly sad.

>>26510946
You have a point.

>>26510972
Nobody cares!

>>26510953

SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET?

>>26510765
i know that feel bro i just ordered some more because they are having huge sale at target

>>26510920

Derpy made me sad as hell. The backstory, the trashed cart. Fuck, man.

>>26510985
okay

>>26510972
>Filename

Yeah, we do need more ponygore.

>>26510962
> the limit
> the limit
> the limit
It never has been. Now go get your ass blasted by Benny, retrieve the Platinum Chip, give it to one of three or more factions, win Hoover Dam for one person or another and control the Strip.

Also THE GAME.

>>26510946
What are you implying anon, that mai wafiu Maxie-chan would use illegal substances? Those are for losers and dropouts, not real artists.

>>26510893
>Sweeties "JesusChristHowHorrifying" face
>Not understanding she could actually use this to get grades other then D's
Why do I even try anymore..?

>>26510860
I don't get what you're saying. I've only read the introduction and opening though. I don't mind a character being gay, but do they remove bullets with magic? Makes me think Rarity would make a good field medic

>>26510972
Don't be sad. :(

>>26510972

>>26510972

>>26510997
> little girl's underwear

I'mma go back away slowly.

> DO NOT WANT, picture related

>>26510997

>7 pack of little girls underwear

Why are you purchasing these dare I ask?

>>26511041
That dripping cunt.

>>26511056
Well duh, they are toys.

>>26511013
>implying i cared in the first place and wasn't making a joke because as if the original post was a spoiler.

>>26511020
No, they do it by "go to the doctor and pay 500 caps and screen fades to black" magic.

Totally different.

>>26510997
Ponypantsu.

>>26510650
Knight man isn't even plant man's weakness dude.

>>26510765
Psh. That's nothing. Spent an hour yesterday getting curlers in Pinkie's hair to sit just right before a boil perm. And then a half hour driving into town to turn in my man license.
mfw I finally got it done

>>26511056
i collect all pony merchandise no matter what it is. i wont be using them for fapping.

>>26511077
I ... I want that so fucking bad. And that's a pony.

What the fuck have you people done to me.

>>26510997
I laughed way to much
>>26511027
>>26511028
>>26511036
You are the best

>>26511088
More like
>*Thwap*
>Wake up in hospital.

>>26510901
Out In The Cold is my favourite shipping fic, by like, quite a large margin.

>>26510972

NOW KISS

>>26510997

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aMKVtXS5cM

>>26511108
You've been indoctrinated, welcome to the herd.

>>26511041
Aaaaand, BRAIN GO!
>It's blood.
>"Dashie look, I am making jelly!"

>>26511108
One of us.

One of us.

>>26511108
Embrace it.

>>26511108
Don't worry, you are not alone.

>>26511109
Keep 'em chin up bro.

>>26511156
I lost my shit, all of it, straight down my trousers.

>>26511139
nothing better to cheer me up than a Gilda picture that I don't have yet

I would be totally okay with Sea Ponies in season 2.

I want to read some terrible fanfiction.

Can anyone reccomend he worst thing they've ever read? OCs, self inserts, incomprehensible sentence structure, whatever. Not interested in intentionally bad stuff, though--I want to see the true dregs of pony fanfic writing. With links, of course.

>>26511184
I don't know what the fuck is going on, but as long as it gets Celestia wet i don't really care.

>Uploaded by Gackt 26 minutes ago

Sweet mother of mercy.

>>26511185
>you are not alone
I am scared now

>>26511188
In that case: pick your poison and yeah, I am small time.

>>26511137
>brohoof.jpg

>>26510832

That came out really good 166

>>26511226
...

>>26511233
the 5th one from the right

>>26511226
>Picture loading
>Immediately thought it was Fluttershy sucking on Twilight's horn while face fucking her

Flarity isn't too bad though i suppose.

>>26511262
Here you be.

>>26511217
inb4 cupcakes

is this a Gilda thread?

>>26511296
He said worst.

>>26511296
but who would want to read a boring old story about pinkie making rainbow dash cupcakes?

>>26511293
You are the best

>>26511217

Skywind. DeviantArt.

>>26511226

>>26511217
I wrote fanfiction once.
but I don't talk about it much.

Do ponies have toilets?

>>26511217
Anything by RagingSemi. That was a joke - haha - fat chance!
Just lurk on Ponychan's fanfiction board.

>>26511217
Rose Tinted. I read it after seeing this thread. I always knew shipping was worth hating but now it's all confirmed.

>>26511217
Go to fanfiction.net and search for ponies.

It's even worse than Equestria Daily.

>>26511311

Suppose it wasn't, fuck the police

>>26511226
MEGASWEET, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

QUICK, DO CHISTERY X OPP. THE LIQUOR COMMANDS US.

>>26511343
No, all food is perfectly metabolized into their dense marshmallowy body and then used to power their magic.

>>26511343
Outhouses, this was discussed awhile ago.

>>26511343
Ponies don't shit in canon until you see a toilet or shit on the side of the road.

That hasn't happened yet.

>>26511352
shipping sucks i agree

>>26511355
but that's against the rules!

>>26511349
>RagingSemi
You trying to hurt the poor anon?

>>26511137
> lesbian ass baby
Yeah, no.

>>26511311
Everyone loves Gilda!

Except for all the people who don't.

>>26511353

>implying EqD isn't the least disgusting fanfic site out there, with the best material overall

granted that's not saying much, but still...

>>26511355

>>26511390
>he thinks it was a lesbian butt babby

>>26511385
I used to hate shipping. But then I realised how painfully adorable it was. I guess I'm not very good at sticking to my opinions in the face of such adorability.

>>26511328
Happy to deliver.

>>26511388
Read the spoilered part. Anon, wut?

>>26511256
ehh..i'm glad you like it at least

>>26511414
LESBIAN MAGICAL CELESTIA-IS-A-LICENSED-FERTILITY-DOCTOR BABY.

Happy now?

It's the same fucking thing.

>>26511401
Well, he DID give people an option to go 'non Naruto' mode and turn the shit off.

>>26511388
oh, now this is one picture I have.

I was thinking about taking fan fic requests like I mentioned earlier, but I dunno how I'd go about that without using a trip. Just google docs or what?...

>>26511390
yeah, the third chapter almost put me off, too. I mean, I get that it was supposed to be a bit of a joke, but I really don't think we needed the whole growing a magical dick thing.

Then that extra chapter was heartwarming enough to totally make up for it.

>>26511217
I am trying to remember the title... you can find it on EqD, the story post was deleted but Seth made an apology and it got linked in the comments..
search is apparently broken but I can't remember the title anyway. [something] is [something] I know that much.
It was basically some guy pissed about all the lesbian shipping so he wrote a story where people who wrote ships were killed by the main cast. I never actually read it but apparently it was just plain bad

>>26511415
None of us are, but Out in the Cold ended up being terrifically uneven and hamfisted in the Canterlot chapters.

>>26511427
It's not if it was a penis involved

>>26511427
No, no, this one was a magical threesome with luna where twilight grew a dick for some reason.

...I didn't say it was any better!

>>26511435
> best lesbian/lesbian fic by a large margin
> grew a dick

And you wonder why people don't like shipping you Narutard?

I suppose it is bad that I immediately think of Gilda when seeing a griffon in the Dark Souls trailer

>>26511444
>Twilight fucking Trixie
>Hatesex
>mfw

>>26511458
she didn't grew one, she turned into a guy

>>26511427
Equestrian males regularly donate to sperm banks to help keep up the population.

>>26511461
no
not at all

>People actually think Rose Tinted was baldy WRITTEN.
Saying it's shit is a-o.k., but you cannot deny it was well written on a technical level.

>>26511431
>>26511388
Dash looks like an anteater and that coloring job looks like it was done by a twelve year old with aspergers.

>>26511444
Horns are penises now. Didn't you get the memo?

>>26511467
> my fucking face is too hateful to be expressed using my meager MLP folder

>>26511474
>kiss_my_plot

>>26511477
I havent read it. what is it about?

>>26511480
Penis > Horn

>>26511477
> ponies getting drunk and fucking
> badly written

I ... I really don't give a shit about the badly written. I'd be totally okay with the former and overlooking the latter

>>26511460
not really, given that I used to be one of those people. I just find the whole idea adorable, and while I think that them having a child at all isn't something that necessarily needs explanation, growing a magical penis during a lesbian threesome is at least a better explanation than most bother to give.

>>26511477
>baldy
Har, har, now that's a funny typo.

>>26511480
are you fucking kidding me? the color-job fits PERFECT for the picture!

I NEED PICTURES OF PONIES HUGGING

>>26511497
See:
>>26511504

>>26511477
>Baldly
I didn't know Tycho wrote that fic.

>>26511526
Hugging, you say?

>>26511497
Pinkie and Dash hook up at the Gala and the rest of it has been resolving where that leaves them. It's pretty gorgeous writing but she's taken forever to finish the fucking thing and Chapter IV is drawing so many threads together it might as well be its own fucking fanfiction.

> mfw more than anything I want to see if colorful cartoon ponies find a way to have a happy relationship after a one-night stand

>>26511526

Does that include pictures of ponies cuddling with teddybears?

>>26511491

>>26511217

Midnight's Conversion Bureau spin-off story. It has a self-insert who gets hit on by Dash right off the bat and he ends up as Luna's prized pupil in Ponyville, like Twilight is Celestia's.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/conversion-bureau-compilation.html

Fragments of Regret is pretty damn terrible too. Instead of turning into a pony the guy becomes Dante and proceeds to kick ass in a super hero team of fellow Gary-Stus/Mary-Sues.

As a skinhead I take offense to the implications in this thread.

>>26511487
It's actually good

chillax a little, /v/

>>26511353

Oh God, I went there and found this:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6752035/1/Duke_Lionheart

I don't know if it's the worst thing I've ever read, or the best.

>>26511526
>all pony hugging pictures look like fucking

>>26511523
No, it's terrible. It's worse than a flat color.

>>26511526

>I NEED PICTURES O PONIES FHUGGING

>>26511577
you sick fuck

>>26511558
I'll accept that fanfiction with the understanding Midnight is writing a send-up.

It still irks me that he's so well-accepted instantly by everyone in Ponyville. The guy's kind of an aspie who volunteered for conversion without knowing all of the risks and just sort of stumbles through everything.

Midnight's use of the shield around Eqeustria's pretty fucking hardcore though.

>>26511558

>People who write conversion bureau spin-offs

>>26511565
>As a skinhead I take offense to the implications in this thread.
>As a skinhead
>a skinhead
>skinhead
>skin
>head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ

>>26511573
> YOUR SISTER IS MOE AS FUCK AND I AIN'T GONNA STAND FOR YOUR BULLSHIT NO MORE.

>This thread

>>26511580
yes because that coloring on the picture you posted isn't the same "aspie 12 year old fucktard" colorjob.

>>26511549
I know that feel. : /

Picture related. Porn really helps ease the discomfort.

>>26511537

Tycho writing FiM fics would be AWESOME

>>26511573
My Little Pony: Repercussions of Evil
Marblemane waited. The torches above him flared and sparked out of the air. There were Parasprites in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Princess Celestia were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Marblemane was a royal guardian for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the castle of Princess Celestia and he said to dad "I want to be on the castle daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY PARASPRITES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the dungeon of the castle he knew there were parasprites.
"This is Spike" the gramahpone crackered. "You must fight the parasprites!"
So Marblemane gotted his unicron horn and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the paraspites
"I will shoot at him" said the cybersprite and he fired the friendship missiles. John magicaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the parasprites" he shouted
The gammaphone said "No, Marble. You are the parasprites"
And then Marblemane exploded twice.

>>26511613
Got a problem with them?

>>26511477
Before I go off and read this thing, how is it shit? Your answer decides the next half-hour of my life.

>>26511630
>Heavy Weapons Guy visits Equestria

>>26511658
It's shit because it's not shit, and yet it shows no signs of ever being finished. So if you hate being left hanging, don't read it.

>>26511658
>By little Bondage

>>26511673
> No signs of being written
> mfw I got to proofread chapter five after giving Chistery a new drink recipe

>>26511705
"Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Oww"

found this nice Bon Bon reaction image

>>26511642
With "them" no less!

No, of course not. I am neutral, opaque, in regards to any matter and in any situation and do not give a fuck where you are from or who you are: it was a joke; no more, no less. (Except for Dutch politics, that shit always gets a rise out of me.)

>>26511714
well then I guess green IS my colour.

>>26511716
>I used to wonder what friendship could be.
>Until you tightened the straps around me.

>>26511723
>Dutch politics

How bad are they ?

>>26511658
I enjoyed it very much and heartily recommend it.

>>26511749
American.

>>26511766
I know that feel, bro

>>26511714
I'm not certain how to feel about that. Either I should be envious you saw the ending or I should think you're a right cunt for leveraging her sometimes troubling relationship with alcohol.

HOW DOES IT END?!

>>26511786
ROCKS FALL. EVERYONE DIES.

>>26511723

>Dutch politics

They can't be as bad as the Swiss, can they? I mean, their women only got the right to vote like 30 years ago! There are cantons there that ban minarets from Muslim mosques! The Swiss are kind of bad-crazy, is what I'm trying to say.

>>26511723
>Dutch politics
Yeah man, I just shave my head because shit genes gave me male pattern baldness.
So there.

>>26511437
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6836217/1/Payback_for_Insolence

For all you shipping haters

>>26511813
BEST ENDING TO A DND SESSION EVER.
ALL THE PISS OF THE VILLAGE!

>>26511477
Never read rose tinted. Whats it about?

>>26511821
Meh, as long as it looks good. Anyway, why you quote, or 'green text', "Dutch politics"? 'Cuze if that was a joke, it was over my head.

>>26511817
>their women only got the right to vote like 30 years ago!
lolwat
>There are cantons there that ban minarets from Muslim mosques!
How can you have a problem with this. This is a good thing and should be implemented everywhere.

Switzerland is still objectively the best place to live on erath and they have great gun laws and delicious chocolate.

Dutch politics suck because coffee shops are closing their doors for non-dutch customers.

>>26511855
There are like three summaries and all of them mention the payoff hasn't been written yet by a terrible drunk slattern of an author. Just forget about it until you see it bumped on EQD.

Reading fanfiction take too much effort, and the authors are massive attention whores.

>>26511867
>Green text
To highlight a point which I either find hilarious, stupid, confusing or wrong.
Sometimes all 4 at once.

>>26511881
that reminds me

Hey R.O. did you ever visit a coffee shop?

>>26511437
that sounds like something written by BraveSpark

>>26511881

>How can you have a problem with this

Well, it's the same inherent problem of Germany banning synagogues back in the thirties.

Is there already a thread? I'll make it again...

>>26511881

(copy pasted from the wikipedia article on women's sufferage)

Switzerland was the last Western republic to grant women's suffrage; although women could not vote in the Principality of Liechtenstein (governed under a constitutional monarchy) until 1984. Women did not gain the right to vote in federal elections until 1971. In 1991, following a decision by the Federal Supreme Court of Switzerland, Appenzell Innerrhoden became the last Swiss canton to grant women the vote on local issues.

Also, I guess I wouldn't have a problem with the ban on minarets if they also forced all churches to dismantle their steeples. No argument about the chocolate, though.

>>26511902

No shit, right?

>>26511881
>Minaret

You mean that architectural feature at the top of domes?

>Bon Bon with a speaking role in Green Isn't Your Color
>She sounds like a bitch
щ(ﾟДﾟщ)

>>26511881
Pim Fortuyn and Geert Wilders are the two people who brought Dutch politics to its knees and took turns ploughing their cock in. But let's say no more about it, as it is depressing as it is.

>>26511925
As stereotypical as it is: yep.

>>26511902
I don't really consider reading "effort"
but the second part is often too true

>>26511951

They're usually the tall thin columns adjacent to the domes.

>>26511951

Yup. It's sometimes separate from the mosque proper, and is used to sound the daily calls to prayer. There are bans on it in several Swiss cantons because..well, because racism (religion-ism, whatever), basically.

>>26511988

It doesn't seem to be as bad as it was a few months ago.

>>26511988
>>26511902
that's why HFPS turned into RS

>>26511902
Yep. See: Cottonmouth.

>>26509953
>>26509953
>>26509953
>>26509953
>>26509953
This one has Applejack in the OP, so we'll move here.

>>26511995
I can't think of any reason for the ban then. Might as well ban Rose Windows as well.

>>26512009

He changed his name because he was an attention whore?

>>26512010

Which is a shame, because I really like the Snails/Trixie story he's writing. C'est la vie, I suppose.

>>26511929
Except Jews weren't exporting their shitty authoritarian desert religion and immigrating enmasse while having 8.1 children per family. Your average european family bearly has 2 children per family.

Also guess which group is the most anti-semitic? I anyone actually cares about that in this day and age.

>>26512020

reason: bigotry

I won't make any more after this, I promise

>>26512034
>>26512034
>>26512034
>>26512034
>>26512034
>>26512034

>>26512023
No, he turned from High Fructose Porn Syrup, the fanfic writer, to Raging Semi the fapfic writer.

because he wanted more attention

>>26512047
You know what this pony thread needs more of? Calling an entire group of people sand-niggers.

>>26512060

Right. You're saying he changed his name because he's an attention whore. But I'm not following you.

>>26512023
yeah, the guy has a fucking huge ego that he needs to get stroked all the time.

>>26512075

camels?

>>26512015
no

>>26512047

Jews were busy stealing all the golds and causing the black plague and killing Jesus.

>>26512020
1) They ruin the scenery
2) Prayer calls are really fucking annoying
3) They attract even more muslims.

No positives.

>>26512099
It's better than
>>26512058

>>26512108
>>26512107
>>26512047

Sure is 12 years old in here...

>>26512116
no

>>26512108

>they beautify the landscape
>the calls for prayer are wonderful
>they bring more muslims, who are great

Cry some more

>>26512123

pretty sure

>>26512107

was sarcasm

>>26512091

I think somebody's jealous.

FUCK YOUR BICKERING
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=190276951023195
FRIENDSHIP HOOO~

>>26512139
No time to cry, before 2050 Europe will be overrun by the scum.

Time to stock up on ammunition, and tears don't pay the bills.

>>26512176
>facebook
How about go fuck yourself?

>>26512182
Those zebras will ruin this country and other generic racist statements

>>26512213
Do you honestly think Europe will be better off with muslim majority?

Really? I mean, it's easy for americans to play PC police and shout DATS RACIST across the atlantic ocean, but the truth is that Muslims are the fastest growing group in most European states, and letäs be honest, Islam is a horrible, horrible religion/political system.

>On the dynamics of internet based fan fiction
simple probability suggest that if you're number of people who write stories on the internet EXCEEDS your number of published authors you will as a matter of EVENTUALITY stumble across an author that has produced a work superior in quality to that of the original.
A unique premise with hundreds of raving reviews is often a noticeable indication that this is the case.
I too shunned the implausible pornography with poor grammar until
"Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" changed my life.
Fallout: Equestria has yet to disappoint me as a fan of either series.

>>26512253

I prefer muslims over bigots such as yourself, yes.

>>26512253
>>26512343
agreed yurop is ridiculously intolerant to the degree that having an influx of religious madmen could conceivably be beneficial in the long run

not that I have any delusions about the sort of immigration that we'll be seeing, but have you seen what this place is like outside the nordics?

yeah, barely contained bigotry and internal squables across the board, lets not even talk about the political clusterfuck of trying to pretend we're on the same page.
Basically the EU can fall apart, which it can't afford anymore or we can suck it up and go full liberal in hopes that the idiots that want to ban figure skating or some such can be side-lined.