Cutie Marks are a metaphor for puberty.

"You'll have so many friends one day..."

There are no images to express my love for this thread.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THIS EMO BULLSHIT?!

>>26501227
And there you have it, two of the best images ever made by this fandom.
Oh yes Jack, your cock is so soft and moist! Deeper, deep- hguhgbl!

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What time is it? MOUTH HUGS TIME! Seriously, get them pants horns ready, ponies!

>>26501246

>someday someone will love me

brb killing myself

>>26501246
whyd you stop pony drawing?

>>26501259

What's the backstory of this one? Looks like it would either have an elaborate explanation or a fanfic attached.

>Depressing as fuck Trixie art everywhere

Holy shit, when did Trixie turn into the new sad Luna?

>>26501246
>>26501227
Nigga why you so gay

>>26501268

Hello, you're from /b/ aren't you?

See that little box next to the 'submit' button? The one that says 'spoiler'?

Check it next time you feel the compulsion to post porn

Also holy fuck image spam? Newfags much?

>>26501204
I am afraid that's true, just as you can't post your stories solely on google docs.

>>26501201
Prrrrhaps. Twilight is always welcome.

>>26501257
>>26501288
I need to expand my scope bro, improve, etcetera. I am not the level like, for say, Noel that I can create ponies using my own style and still make fantastic drawings, but I am over the level of simple pony drawings.

>>26501292
What's the problem dear, afraid of some homolust?

>>26501322
yes

>>26501132

>Calling Celestia "Tia"

HHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

Well, hope you guys enjoy hitting the image cap at 200 posts...

>>26501331
I rather enjoy it.

>>26501308

>call someone from /v/
>say newfags

No.

/v/ here

Any news on that derpy hooves game, and anybody have the rainbow dash attack saved?

>>26501319

Aren't the mane 6 all like 4-5 years old?

>>26501323
>>26501132
>>26501304

Fuck this thread. Its going to give me a heart attack.

>>26501322

How about a nice picture of Twilight snuggled up next to Dash on the couch while they watch some kind of stupid old horror movie?

Unless you're looking for something less mundane...

>>26501331
Imagine all the incessant meta discussion we're missing out on

>>26501331
I guess we could like talk about something for 100 posts after that. I mean just throwing that out there.

>>26501322
mmh.

>>26501291
Since the Ursa destroyed her only thing she could call a home, leaving herself homeless with no cloths or money.
All of this happen shortly after she killed her father and her mother died of cancer and leukemia combined.

>can't sleep because my depression is causing me to think about all the ways I'm unhappy with my life and existence
>realize for the umpteenth I will never be happy in this world and contemplate pros and cons of ending my life
>fuck it, get up and make some food
>this thread

You're not helping out here guys. Usually ponies make me feel better...

>>26501331

>I'm just going to be a big fucking crybaby

Well, I guess you fit the theme of the thread, at least.

> would have gone to any of Pinkie's parties if only she were invited.

>>26501331
Then we make a new thread and do it all over again. And then again for that. And that. See where I'm going with this? Doesn't matter, bro. 90% of what's on /co/ is shit compared to MLP. Hell, 90% of /tg/ is 40K threads. What else needs to be talked about here on /co/? Yet ANOTHER reboot of (insert comic book here)? Fuck that tired shit. The time of pony is now.

>>26501352
Uh, uh.

>>26501346
I will think about it.

>>26501360
shut the fuck up fluttershy go get raped again

>>26501355

That's pushing it, man.

Rarity is overcome with grief at the sight of this thread

>>26501364
my face when horsefuckers are being elitist fucks near me

>>26501355
Cancemia that she accidentally gave her with a miscast spell a few weeks before Twilight's entrance exam to Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. Trixie's was right after, the educational grants could have saved her mother's life, but with the tower mostly destroyed it was cancelled.

Part 1

>>26501357
Fuck being depressed, get angry.
Making others feel horrible is always a sure fire way to cheer your self up.

>>26501362
Your face when Twilight invites her to a slumber party in season 2 to remind her of the joys of being young.

>>26501395

>>26501355
>cancer and leukemia combined
You have no idea what leukemia is, do you?

"Ah wish I could have gone to school with all of mah friends..."

>>26501415
>>26501395
I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

>>26501401

Hey Klondike.. up for a Zecora related request?

If yes, then please consider in your answer who would Zecora be the most attracted to out of the main cast?

>>26501357
Get off your ass and make something of yourself then, you fucking loser!

>>26501401
Zecora will never be shown in the series again, along with other one-shot characters like Trixie and Pony Joe. Instead the show will push characters for which they are making/have made toys like Roseluck and Bumblesweet.

>>26501430
School was a waste of time.

>>26501437
None
Zecora likes dick

>>26501401

I bet Zecora and Twilight would just love having slumber parties together. Just the two of them secretly derping around and pulling all sorts of really childish but really fun party games and makeovers. I'm just imagining two serious and magic-focused young ladies just squeeling over hoof polish and shitty scary movies like they're fillies and it's adorable.

And I'm someone's going to turn it into porn, but I don't care, I love the thought of Zecora and Twilight slumber party hijinks.

>>26501422

I'm not that guy, but I think that's the joke.

>>26501357
dude there is always somebody out there who is more depressed then you are. And if there isn't somebody like that get angry and make somebody more depressed! That's always make me happy.

just be sure that it isn't some childish adult who happens to be a multibilionaire and just buys another ice cream island to cheer himself up...
Why aren't there childish multibilionairs who makes ice cream islands when they're depressed?

>>26501132

death by hnnnnng and sad. must be friday. huh?

>implying pony threads have had the option of not being sad/depressing since S1 ended

>>26501437
I'll do one that's not Twilight or LSH

>>26501448
Zecora passed away at her home due to an unknown ailment, no one will even notice she is gone.

>>26501451
Her father built that carriage for her

>>26501415

>Pinkie Pie saying "Okie Dokie"
>Not saying "Okie Dokie Lokie"

>>26501442
At least most of it.

>>26501471

Rainy Day is the saddest of poni.

"This time I'm runnin away fer good"

>>26501400

I considered becoming a super villain and plans to bend the world to my will and force the human race to put their resources toward scientific development to invent virtual reality so that everyone could be happy but then I realized that I could never make enough money to afford the nuclear bombs for my plan.

So now I'm just sad that I was born too early to ever see my wishes come to fruition.

suddenly out of nowhere

>>26501472

Alrighty, well, unless you've already got an idea of something you'd like to do, my idea is to have Zecora watching whoever you choose for her to like from the shadows, weaing her hood and holding up a love potion with a devious look on her face

Gotta play up that mystical voodoo angle eh?

You will never find true happiness.

That is to say, you will never find someone who genuinely enjoys being around you, doing the things you enjoy and sharing quality time with you like watching MLP.

But hey -- at least you can jack off to pictures of people enjoying each other's company while enjoying MLP, right?

>>26501481

She's pissed because Rainbow Dash died due to perhaps one of her least favorite people. I think she's entitled to leave off the "lokie" and not skip for a couple of days.

Of course she'll still run parties, that's her life purpose. They always need party planners in Canterlot. And she'll sing and dance, even if her songs are slightly more somber nowadays and feature her fallen friends and hometown as well as her Granny. She'll even smile too, whenever she's going through the town and she thinks someone noticed her.

But she'll just hold off on the skipping for a while.

The reason that the different classes of ponies aren't allowed to interbreed is because when you allow an earth pony to breed with a pegasus, you get ponies like Scootaloo whose halfbreed wings will never be strong enough for flight.

She can't live in Cloudsdale with her pegasus mom because she can't fly, so she has to grow up in Ponyville.

She lives in that cart she gives the other ponies rides in.

>>26501395
>>26501415
Second one is stupid ass all hell, completely ruined the situation. Cried like a little girl at the first part though.

>>26501524

Sad as that picture is, I couldn't help but laugh.

>>26501504
Seems like forever ago that her parents were lost in the flood

>>26501490
Why so sad, Rainy Day?

>>26501473
It was her birthday gift... Her last birthday gift...
She hated it! What would she do with it when she didn't even had a cutie mark. She said he hated him. She accused him of never thinking of her, of never caring about her. She said all of this before going into her room crying.

Her fathere stood there shocked. He knew she said this out of anger and didn't mean it. He would talk with her latter when she would calm down.
When he got to her room and opened the door he saw her daughter practicing. He never was so proud of her daughter...
He didn't know that on that moment a Sonic Rainboom that will make her get a Cutie Mark was unleashed

>>26501517

I've got someone like that, but he doesn't like MLP.

That's alright. In return, he's a fan of Naruto.

Our shitty parts cancel each other out.

even highlight sparkles can be sad

>>26501543

Not cool, bro.

>>26501534
i fucking love that picture.

>>26501530
I agree. Gilda living knowing the truth is a lot sadder then her dying right after Dash did

>>26501578
I thought the same thing when i first read it.

>>26501600
piss off with that shit

>>26501600
I laughed
>black dick.
I laughed harder

>>26501551

> the show's best hat isnt the best birthday gift ever

>>26501089
nope

And now for something less depressing

>>26501600
Twilight hates Mondays

>>26501600
Ha, that one made me laugh.

>>26501634
should be watching it with lyra

>>26501338

http://e621.net/data/9e/eb/9eeb636184a0c47f97140de65f6937a0.swf

Rainbow Dash Attack

>>26501634
So CP thread?

>>26501634

Applejack what are you doing that is a show for little fillies there's no reason an adult pony such as yourself should be watching it

>>26501626
Mental Misclop?
must.create.PROXY.

>>26501634
Applejack?! You watch MLH too! You're not alone!

>>26501080
sure

>>26501089
>>26501631
Why are her legs like that? Broken at the knees?

>>26501561

>>26501669
>>26501634
Would you call her a 'Hu-Mare?'

Might as well contribute.

>>26501669
No offense Lyra but you're taking this a bit to far...
Rainbow hasn't been herself since you went to the beach with her. What did you do to her?

>>26501708
Not really sad, or is it?

For others to have friendship some must not...

>>26501708
LOLWTF

>>26501691

Basic anatomy eludes that artist a majority of the time.

>>26501727
Based on the best fanfiction evar:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/story-sad-dash.html

>>26501661

ok

>>26501714
Lyra raped her

>>26501697
Brilliant! Now just edit that line into California Girls somewhere and it's just like the Twilight Zone!

>>26501708
Love that pic bro.

>>26501762
Damn it lyra, BonBon is too good for you.

>>26501634
fixed

>>26501772

>>26501778
Isn't that the reason they divorced?
That and the fact the BonBon almost killed her with food?

>>26501764
Man, spoiler that shit!

>>26501790

dohoho

>>26501778
they deserve each other

>>26501778
it's not cheating if she helped me
And just FYI, Dash loved every second of it

>>26501770
Thank ya' heartily.

>>26501790

Nobody can stop the Applecest! Good thing I don't give a shit about Applejack.

>>26501797
They're not divorced, they're just taking some time apart.

>>26501790
Goddamn
What channel is that on?

>>26501634
oh aj

you're a big pony, you can enjoy children's programming if you wish

it's not like you collect the merchandise, anyway

>>26501841
Discovery Channel

>>26501831

Wow...I'm Zecora.

....Well, minus the culture gap thing.

>>26501828
No she didn't!
And rape isn't enough to drive her to a corner and mumble something about cupcakes.
What the fuck did you do to her.

Must we really have a sad thread? I'd much rather post cute.

>>26501841

I dunno but what I do know is that it only comes on after midnight.

Good morning! We're still alive in Albuquerque, NM, where the Wallow Fire in Arizona has sent all its smoke via DerpDeliveryExpress.

>>26501872
Zecora teaches Luna the art of voodoo .jpg

>>26501831
>That description of Trixie.
... I... I need to seriously over think my life.

>>26501861
>I am most like this pony - would like to be more like this pony.jpg

>>26501841
>What channel is that on?
Clearly, it's a home video she's watching.

>>26501863
Well, after the rape she went on the internet and read some story about her and Pinkie Pie. Then she flew home crying, for some reason.

>>26501897
WHY

>>26501904
you mean "re-think"?

fluttergoth approves of this thread

>>26501909
okay the roleplay stopped being funny after the first post, it's just sort of forced now. Like listening to middle schoolers forcing themselves to try and come up with something funny to say.

>having a sad thread
>no sad Derpy ANYWHERE

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED.

>>26501897
Even as a mule Rarity is best mule

should we be seeing this?

Troll/sad ideas? Sure.

Sweetie Belle breaks into song because a brain tumor is pressing a certain part of her brain. Soon, she'll go blind in one eye. By the time it's discovered, it's inoperable.

>>26501919
Both, or am so horrible lost in translation that I am brushing against Cyrillic?

>>26501913
Why does dog have hydra eyes?

>>26501933
I actually agree, I was just playing along anyway.

>>26501950

>>26501950
I love spike dick jokes

>>26501951
That's all? Really?

>>26501684
>>26501415
Talk about getting your beauty sleep!

>>26501950
If you've never gone outside and buried the head of your penis in the dirt then jerked off you really don't know what you're missing

>>26501911
Sounds good to me!

>>26501897
Rarity is constantly using illusion magic to hide her true form. Twilight's nest is so awful she can't fix it without dropping the illusion. That's why she's crying.

>>26501956
They related.
Not to mention they are both creations by THE MIGHTY TIREK

Not deperessing

>>26501950
all that jerking around must have caused a flameout

>>26501971
sorry nobody cares about spike

>>26501996
Then have some Apple Bloom...

>>26501984
I'm liking this idea!

>>26501828
still kinda funny
>>26501863
stopped being funny

>>26501996

>>26501996

>>26501996
I cared about Spike up until the Owl episode. At least he still knows who the best pony is.

Saddest image I have

Am I the only one who liked the owl episode?

Owl episode made me hate spike

I'll never watch MLP at 2am again, especially after taking sleeping pills.

>>26502050
Yes

I don't think it's possible for me to cry anymore, I haven't done it in months, but I'm sure if I still could I would be right now.

Why do I have to feel this way?

>>26502050

Probably.

The Element of Loyalty will put Rainbow Dash and Twilight on opposite sides in the coming Lunar Revolution. Celestia's democratic republic (the real thing, not a Communist "Democratic Republic") will fall, and Rainbow Dash will die impaled on Twilight's horn.

Their blood and tears will mix.

>>26502050
Definitely.

>>26502047
What do you imagine Derpy's voice being like?

>>26502050

It wasn't my favorite, but I don't understand the hate it gets. Evil Spike alone made that episode worth watching.

>>26502050
I liked the Owl episode.

Applejack goes out to the fields one day to buck some apples.

Applebloom finds her heart-attacked corpse. In her panic, she breaks a leg.

You know what they do to horses that break their legs.

I got a different account for my plushies now

http://hoppip.deviantart.com

>>26502090

girly with whole word dyslexia.

>>26502090
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG0ZMiJRo10&feature=feedu

>>26502103
0/10

>>26502050
I thought it was pretty good. Nothing amazing though.

Smile.

My soundtrack for this thread.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/90964000f1c8e0e1/

>>26502103
They nurse them back to health and for Apple Bloom Celestia hires one of the best psychologist out there to help her get over this tragedy?

>>26502103

Twilight had casts on her front legs at one point in Feeling Pinkie Keen and she got better.

Spike loses a limb in their next adventure.

>>26502132
No, this song is more fitting for this thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hdlPzBlil4

>>26502115
Makes me rage every time

Are you smiling?

>>26502074
So in the coming Twilight's new order vs. Celestia's old rule civil war what side will all the Ponies take?

Revolution
- Twilight
- Fluttershy
- Pinkie Pie
- Lyra
- Derpy Hooves

Celestia's Loyalist
- Rainbow Dash
- Applejack
- Rarity
- Spike
- BonBon
- Mayor Mare

>>26502158
SHUT THE FUCK UP FACELESS

>>26502151
No this is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5eLcm4X6t8

Can someone please delete an image from the other thread for marking?

>>26499949
>>26499949

surprised this hasnt been posted yet

>>26502173

>>26502150
It's his tail. It regrows

>>26502178

done

>>26502173

Fluttershy develops a little cough. Several days layer, her friends all fall sick and get hemorrhagic fever - they bleed from every orifice and die horribly.

Fluttershy caught it from one of her animal friends that she rescued from the Everfree Forest. Somehow, she's immune.

Princess Celestia flies in to find out why her prize pupil hasn't written her in several days.

The air freezes.

>>26502167

This is what I listen to whenever I browse pony threads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

have some more sad

>>26502203
thanks

>>26502216
Because you make bad decisions?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTHJkeqRt-8

>>26502192
Why does Ror in this remind me of Snips. What the hell.

>>26502192

Great now I have to get the stapler out, thanks a lot anon.

>>26502198
It grows back wrong. A voice whispers in his mind, and he can only watch in horror as his body moves without his permission. His spines are sharp. So very, very sharp.

>>26502216
Are you 12 or do you just have shit taste in music?

>>26501996
That is only because everyone so is jelly of him.

>>26502192
This would have been a much better ending

>>26502271

>>26502260

>his spines are sharp
Well I can't even describe that mental image

Twilight Sparkle discovers that their world is actually a generation ship flying through the stars.

And they're the livestock for human consumption.

>>26502271
I'm jelly.
Who doesn't want to ride Rainbow Dash?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP_rIAkb_v8

>>26502269

Yeah, you're right, that song is dog shit. Here's a superior song to represent the thread with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

>>26502289
I find all of their voices incredibly grating for some reason.

>>26502287
me. I have easy motion sickness. Fluttershy, rarity or twillight sparkle are clearly better choice for a rider such as myself

>>26502271
>Fic related

>>26502287
Her wings are in the way of where a person would normally ride an equine though.

>>26502287
"ride"

>>26502287
I'd rather ride Pinkie Pie or Lyra because BOUNCING EVERYWHERE!

>>26502322

When they're folded up, yeah, but when they're extended you could fit your legs around her back.

During Winter Wrap-Up, Twilight's magically motivated cart ran down a foal who was playing in the snow. They don't find the body until the thaw, later that day. Nobody but Twilight knows what happened. The sight of that crushed foal will haunt her until the end of her days.

Which will be a very long time, because she will be elected mayor, then appointed governor of the province, then inherit Celestia's and Luna's crown and throne. All because she did such a spectacular job on the Winter Wrap-Up.

Her nightmares all end with that face.

>>26502347
Wouldn't the parent kind of figure it out?

>>26502335
Riding a normal horse is bad enough.. but if they bounced... I don't think i could ever walk again...

>>26502335
I'd ride Lyra because of her insulating layer of fat, cushioning the impact.

>>26502311
>Kentucky fried Rarity

We are sharing youtube links? Awesome! Prepare your body:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcMjS7qaWgg

>>26502366

>implying they're not marshmallowy soft at every point on their body
>implying they even have bones

>>26502380

>>26502386
Then you wouldn't be able to ride them.

>>26502386
they have stale marshmallow exoskeletons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84PZbL_-jjU

I'd ride Ms Cake.

>>26502380
What did RD say about a "Fuhrer" there?

>>26502404

Sure you would. They have enough strength to move and lift heavy objects under their own power. They're just really soft and it wouldn't hurt at all.

MLP totally for kids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58T29s8bMGI&feature=player_embedded

>>26502386
What if they're plastic?

Last one.

Photo Finish is developing some pictures, when she notices a weirdly tall thing in the distant background that doesn't quite look like a pony.

Intrigued, she investigates. She is sucked into a world of paranoia and delusion.

Hundreds of ponies across Equestria are found eviscerated and drained of blood, hanging in trees. The royal guard elite forensic team discovers the trail perfectly matches Photo Finish's stops.

She is arrested and thrown in the palace dungeon.

One night, weeping, she hears the door creak.

Clip.

Clop.

Clip.

Clop.

She cowers in fear, knowing that it has come for her at last.

It passes right by her, unlocking her cell door and leaving the head of Celestia lying in the hallway.

The expression of terror frozen onto her royal majesty's face pales next to the horrors she will see in the days ahead.

>>26502425
No fun allowed: Actually she says "avonturen" which means 'adventures'.

Have at you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXbpVFTDXOI

>>26502442

I said "jesus christ" out loud when I watched that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptv6dffI0mk&NR=1

>>26502449
That wasn't a story. That was a list of supposedly scary things happening.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG8V_rs6e7E&feature=related

Oh look, MegaSweet came up on I-Am-Bored.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=60365

>>26502492
It's expanding it's influence.

>>26502492

Dude I haven't even thought about that site in years. I can't believe it's still going.

>>26502460
Oh yeah.

Anyways do the Dutch always sound like they are trying to fart with their mouths while speaking?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8srUyAIjCdo

>>26502523
The plebeians do, yes. It so deliciously tragic that these are the same people who complain about foreigners not mastering the language while they are blubbering a language unknown.

>>26502545
Some one make this into ponies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csTf2Z7xlQ0

>>26502460
I have no idea how the language is supposed to sound like, but it seems like Applejack has a strong accent in there.

>>26502579
can't believe people played those games enough to justify a third one

>>26502579
>>26502555
samefag

hurf

Man am I bored.

>>26502589
Someone posting twice in a row to two different replies?

Ooookay...

>>26502585
They are fun bro - yeah in a mindless way, but does that really matter? Just sayin': did the dark and gritty turn work for Grand Theft Auto?

>>26502589
What is the problem, sonny?

>>26502585
What? Saints Row was just fun in its absurdity.

Can cause mayhem for a long time in that game, and it doesn't see to lose its charm.

I just noticed the wingboner

heh

>>26502579
No, someone make -this- into ponies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWB9MfYoSfo

>>26502602
I'm pro

New thread

>>26502631
>>26502631
>>26502631
>>26502631
>>26502631
>>26502631
http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/26502631>;>26502631
http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/26502631>;>26502631

>>26502611
Nothing. Just being distracted as I finish this and waiting for the new thread. We are at image limit right?

>>26502611
GTA4 sold well enough, but its no longer a big money making franchise.

During the last gen they pumped out five GTA games that all sold spectacularaly, two selling better than GTA4 and that's with a minescule fraction of GTA4's development budget.

Still, as long as rockstar plugs out mediocre sandbox adventures people will eat it up.

>>26502642
almost

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWmDcujkIjw&feature=feedf

>>26502637
Uhh

We're BARELY at bump limit

And not at image limit

What the fuck dude

>>26502664
becuase I'm about to go offline for a while. Better to have a thread ready than have three pop up at once

>>26502646
True, but what I implied was that Saints Row is just a fun-fun-fun franchise.

>>26502676

>>26502668
yes, because no one else but you is capable of making a new thread

>>26502676
I liked Saints Row.

>>26502611
I honestly loved GTA4, but more for the awesome story than for the "crazy fun" aspect

>>26502664
ooops, apologies, wasnt paying attention to that.

>>26502745
I like 'em both. We are moving down a spiral where one cannot exist without the other one.

>>26502762
Yeah, I loved what they did with the DLC.
Lost and the Damned=plot
Gay Tony=Crazy fun

>>26502745
Circle Circle Circle Circle Circle Circle R1 L2 L1 Triangle Circle Triangle

I missed the less seriousness of GTA 3. Or maybe it was serious and I just spent all my time using the above.

Just glad to see you don't need a Sony console to play videogames anymore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5_iJGjV8bc

The perfect song for these threads! Nice and cheerful!