The last one WAS autosaging. Inb4 marker.

anyone mind if I write the Dinkyfic in here?

>>26497800
YES.

No

Shall we continue discussing Jack London stories and California geography, or shall we discuss ponies?

>>26497810

I wasn't done making fun of the "true" northern California.

>>26497810
We should discuss ponies who have straight hair when they go crazy from no parties and no friends.

>>26497810
Ponies, it is.

>>26497810
PONIES

>>26497821
Wait, which one's the true one?

>>26497810
Modesto sucks. So bad. Someone should nuke this place.

>>26497826
...Rarity?

>>26497809
WHY can I just google this image?

Does Twilight receive Child Support?

Pic says it all /co/. Your flour related needs are open for business. One hour before I go to bed, taking all flour-related comers.

and cummers.

>>26497810
Old squabbles stay in the old thread. That's pony law.

>>26497847

Evidently "northern California" doesn't start until you're north of Tahoe and in nowherseville. Also there are no queers up there, wink wink.

>>26497861
No, she has a Double Platinum Royal Account. She doesn't worry about money at all.

>>26497862
sexy lingerie. fishnet stockings. on top of Dash's face.

>>26497861
Spike isn't her child, He's her assistant.

>>26497862
Draw her baking bread.

>>26497861
On top of educational grants and access to the princess'-favourite-student funds?

I doubt it.

>>26497873
Will do. In ten minutes flat.

>>26497868
There are queers in the costal counties, but nobody gives a shit about those worthless hippies.

>>26497868
I think it just excludes the Bay Area.

>>26497862
madame Le' Flour with a strap on being sucked by gummy.

>>26497885

If you throw out all the coastal counties then there's literally nobody up there.

Would anyone mind posting a full body screen grab of the Great and Powerful Trixie? I'm drawing her and could use a little reference.

Thank you.

>>26497862
Pinkie turning Madame Le Flour into cupcakes.

>>26497878
Yeah, that's what they want you to think.

Since he eats gems and shit, he's probably quite expensive.

I'm from the Sacramento area, am I cool guys?

Fuck this place, everyone here is a fucking moron.

>>26497904
There's one dude in a wooden shack blathering about how northern California should become Jefferson State.

>>26497906

>>26497906
Standing, sitting, or on all fours?

>>26497920

Oh shit, and the weed.

The weed's up there. Totally slipped my mind.

>>26497916
No, Sac is balls. Dixon here

>>26497906

>>26497884
I'll do it in 5

>>26497916

Depends, are you down with OPP?

>>26497927
Oh yeah. I've got a place in Trinity. Growing everywhere. Good money.

>>26497862
Madam Le' Flour dancing Luna's Happy Moon Dance.

>>26497904
There are enough people in the northeastern counties.

>>26497916
Sacramento sucks. I hate having to go down there for CDCR testing.

>>26497854
>I still think of all the singing voices on the show, she ranks lowest.
How about I civilly disagree with your opinion?

>>26497929
>implying Dixon isn't balls

>>26497934

Fuck rap. I hate the fucking fake gangster culture here. Like I said, everyone here is dumb as bricks.

>>26497879
That's barbaric!

>>26497873
Not sure why I started this in the corner, but here it is.

>>26497879
This next.

>>26497934

>>26497950
>>26497801
>>26497758
Tripfag rainbowdash cheer squad trifecta WTF?
Anyone else?

"Thank you again for accepting to watch my Muffin for the day with such short notice." The mailmare says. You say it's nothing, and that you had nothing better to do. She leaves, closing the door behind her. It's early in the morning, and you walk up to the second floor to wake Dinky up. You slide open her door quietly. She's turning and kicking in her sleep. You walk up to the bed, and you notice there's something wet on her horn. You touch it very lightly, and you lick your finger. It tastes salty. She turns in bed again. You gently nudge her, and she murmurs something before sitting up on her hind, rubbing her eyes with her hoofs. "Good morning mom..." She looks at you. "Oh!" She smiles. "It's you! Yaaay!" You're tackled by the energetic filly as she hugs you.

>>26497926
That's what the Great and Powerful Trixie said! Dohoho

>>26497930
>>26497926
>>26497924

All three of these are perfect! You guys are amazing, thank you very much!

>>26497967
Rainbow Dash had the best singing part AND the best dress.

>>26497979
dat option c

>>26497946

>There are enough people in the northeastern counties.

Enough for what? To qualify as occupied? I suppose that it's possible that there are in fact people up there.

What do they do?

>>26497960
ha HA HA.

>>26497982
In case of implosion look directly at implosion.

i learned how to draw these eyes from someone on the flockdraw posts. not sure how to implement them other than doing 'eyes looking down' though

'nite applejuice!
'nite pacce!

>>26497954

>Naughty by Nature
>Gangster rap

Philistine.

>>26497985
tripcode or it didn't happen

>>26497990
Agriculture, horses, a bit of logging, and babysitting your thugs.

>>26497933
Ouch anon, ouch. It's not a race.

Or is it?
>>26497879
delivered and

>>26497892
>>26497892

Next.

>>26497954
you're missing out, the best rap album so far this year is from Sacramento

>reqatching showstoppers
>Sweetie Belle opens her mouth
>Feel my IQ drop

She pulls off stupid like black people pull off hubcaps.

>>26497953
Dixon is folks without much money trying to make a living. And suburbanite middle-classers who commute elsewhere.

>>26498002

We do at least three of those elsewhere in the state, probably better.

>>26497985
her dress wasn't that great, and only her music was good. they had to do it to make up for her being the worst pony

>>26497965
>coaster
Is that a ship?

>>26498031
Not worst, just ugliest.

here's some MLP incest to tide you guys over until the morning. night

>>26498026
The difference is that all of our mexicans are locked up instead of working the fields and the lawns.

>>26498031
>worst pony

>>26498053

So yours are going to waste whereas we are putting a natural resource to great use?

>>26498031
>rainbow dash
>worst pony

>>26498035
I ship drink/coaster heavily.

I enjoy Eminem and have thought about making a flash with Same Song and Dance

With Pinkie kidnapping Rarity and killing her.

>>26498054
>doing math to rationalize how such an awful pony could be even close to alright

>rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8srUyAIjCdo
I hate most of kanye's work but they ponied the "All That Power" song and it grew on me.

>>26498066
You know who does math to prove things are cool?

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS

>>26498059
No. They're sitting in cells instead of tagging and stealing everything that isn't moving.

The only graffiti here is people scratching their names onto the wall of the train tunnel on the Bizz Johnson Trail.

Rarity is best pony.

Period.

>>26498066
She's the awesomest pony. Not neccesarily the best. But the most awesome.

I fponies are ranked by popularity AJ is the worst and Fluttershy is the best.

The world isn't fair.

>>26498054

And yet Pinkie Pie is canonically faster than her, perhaps capable of teleportation.

>>26498079

>>26498079

>>26498084
>an insecure showboat
>awesome
pick one

>>26498086
I am not a number, I am a FREE MAN

>>26498080

The only graffiti here is in their neighborhoods, why would we care about that? Face it, you're even worse at racism than us.

>>26498086
Yeah, because Rarity should be the best because she IS.

Also, what's with this hip-hop shit-talking I see?

>>26498087
>perhaps
>has actually appeared inside mirrors, in boxes that aren't big enough for her, and in places it's logically impossible for her to have reached

Rainbow Dash is the fastest thing that obeys logic and physics. Pinkie takes logic and physics as guidelines, not rules.

>>26498097
>an insecure showboat
Insecure? You get the boat tied to the dock properly, or we'll never be able to get the show started.

>>26498093
>>26498096

>>26498086


Fapplejack started quite high with her country girl appearance. But through the episodes Rarity clearly stood out from the rest and yandere Fluttershy sealed the deal.

>>26498097
Nope, she's both.

>>26497973
Managing to finally wrestle her off of you, the two of you walk down to the kitchen to eat breakfast. You start preparing a bowl of Alfalfa for her. "Ewwww..." She looks up at you with a sad expression. You smile, not able to resist that face, and you open your bag to take out a footlong filled with various vegetables and plants with a plethora of tastes, and you cut off a part to hand it to Dinky. You sit at the table, eating, watching her nibble away at the end of the footlong. You watch her tongue prod occasionally at it as she takes small bites off it. "Hey, why aren't you eating?" You snap out of it, and return to eating the rest of your footlong.

>>26498102
That's bullshit and you know it. I've lived in the valley. Everything that wasn't moving 24/7 had some gang's tag on it.

>>26498113
Hang on, I'm on the pro-rainbow-dash side here, but that image pretty much showed that Dash does not obey physics. The G's she pulled would liquify her.

>>26498113
>Rainbow Dash is the fastest thing that obeys logic and physics.
>obeys logic and physics.
watamireading?

>>26498127

The valley?

I'm not in the valley, peasant.

>>26498128
>>26498133
Obeys logic and physics with respect to living in a magical marshmallow land. Their flight is powered by magic (According to Word of Faust), so pulling off things that are impossible IRL is not a breach of physical logicalness.

>>26498113
>sonic rainboom
>physics
Wat? Still awesome.

This thread is WEIRD.
You're all WEIRD
I'm going to BED and disconnecting my modem so you can't GET me in my sleep!

Showstoppers wasn't nearly as bad the second time.

Also, dem eyes. Twilight has plans for the CMC. They'll get their marks for sure.

>>26498086
I like 'em both on top, even if the others are fine, too.

>>26498154
That's awesome. how come I've never seen it before?

>>26498154
Don't be silly, mustachie, you can't disconnect from us that easily!

>>26498147
I don't give two shits where you are. The weekly paper's sheriff and police blotters don't even fill one page up here. There's probably nowhere else in the state that can claim the same.

>>26497996
>>26497933

>>26498115
unsecured would be the word in regards to a boats mooring

>>26498086
She's still the best.

>>26498011
>>26497960
>>26497862

Moar pls.

Reposting these cause they we're pretty interesting.
Character screentime charts.

>>26498167
That's because your town has a population of 60.

>>26498167

You guys still use newspapers?

What is it, 1957 up there?

>>26497892
If my mother knew I was perpetuating rule 34... /co/, I am shamed.

>>26497908
Last one for the evening.

>>26498202
...
The eyes are different.
That ruins the whole thing, man.

>>26498189
Susanville has 18,000 people and the rest of the county has another 18,000 more.

Do we still like MLP characters in panties?

>>26498202
Oh my that is hot.

>>26498187
Wow, it's true about Dash, there really are more dashless episodes. However, it still felt right, I think we got the right amount of Dash because she's so intense. A little dash goes a long way.

inb4 more dash haters use my words to hate dash moar

>>26498217
amaing!
clop clop clop

>>26498217
Yes. Yes I do.

>>26498213

You're not proving him wrong, you know?

His point was that nobody lives there, he was just using hyperbole.

>>26498209
Fine, fine. Fixing now.

>>26498159

TS has the best bedroom eyes.

Period.

>>26498225
Only 3 seconds of screentime this episode?

Are we having a race one two three GO!

>>26498209
He's just doing his best K. Rool impression

>>26497943
>>26498202
damnit I waited up for you

>>26498217
those underwear are amazing.

>>26498236
Of course she does, she's the nerd. She has all the best kinks and knows all the best tricks.

>>26498225
>a little dash goes a long way

Nah.

>>26498225
Wow, it's true about -, there really are more -less episodes. However, it still felt right, I think we got the right amount of - because she's so intense. A little - goes a long way.

inb4 more - haters use my words to hate - moar

>>26498225
One might say that a "dash" of Dash is best

>>26498247
Ha ha! You're a riot Twilight Sparkle! I can't wait to hang out with you some more!

I hadn't noticed how different Pinkie's voice got when she reverted to Pinkamena mode on Party of One... whoa.

>>26498250
Oh fine, if you're still here shout out. I'll do you next. Not like I'm getting anything but more sober at this point.

>>26498228
Fluttershy just kept on getting more screentime when as the season went on.

>>26498269
Fuck that noise, Dash is like garlic. There is no such thing as too much.

Fluttershy on the other hand is like salt. Too much and your heart will explode.

>>26498159
Their cutiemarks will be dicks.

Huge horse dicks.

This thread is now about best pony.

>>26498126
You're helping her brush her teeth, and you're holding her neck gently while brushing. You find yourself kneading very lightly, but she doesn't appear to be noticing, or not caring. She wash her mouth with water, and smile at you with a glint sparkling. "Let's play!" She rush out of the bathroom, and you walk after her. You wonder where she went as you feel something bump against the back of your leg. "TAG! You're it!" She speeds off, and you run after her. She skids behind the sofa, and you manage to touch her on the inner part of her thighs, not registering what you had done as it's your turn to run, being chased. She's picking up the pace as you try to dodge left, but you slip and fall flat on your face, and she skids right into you, tumbling the two of you over. She's laying with her ass on your face, and she's laughing. "Wheee! Hahahaha! That was fun.." She stand up and trots off up to her room again.

Rainbowdash Pony is Best Pony

I remember when Rainbow Dash used to be cool.

>>26498297
Applejack is also good pony

>>26498278
Her VA work with the turnips seemed really amateurish, it was Hilarious.

Classic Best Pony

>>26498291
But that's not Rarity!

>>26498291

Rarity thread then?

>>26498284
>no such thing as too much garlic
what are you, some kind of stupid wop?

>>26498307
Classic Best Pony Redux

>>26498318
No, I just have taste.

Also, I'm immune to vampires and vampire fangirls.

>>26498305
You are very lots true.

>>26498313
>>26498308

>>26498280
>>26498250

Last call to the person requesting Le Flour's Luna Dance, lest I go to bed now. If you're still here, I'll do it. If not, goodnight sweet princes of ponies.

>>26498335
sometimes I wish I was the little pony
maybe if I wish hard enough

>>26498313
>>26498308
Why do the other ponies even try? Rarity is there even needs to be.

There's only one, truly, best pony...

YOUR favorite one.

>>26498332
>have taste
>can stomach over garlic-ed food
pick one

everyone wants to be rainbow dash

>>26498357
still here yes please

>>26498368
I've never had over garliced food. There is simply no such thing.

>>26498380
Very well. Strap in for maximum friendship.

That sounded cooler before it was typed

>>26498371
Everyone wants to be an unsecured showboat?

>>26498371
Why would I want a crippling fear of failure that makes it difficult to even try, even though I'm arguably quite good at whatever I'm doing?

...aw fuck, that's already me. I wish I were a fluttershy, at least she looks happy.

>>26498389

>>26498371
I am most like Applejack

I wish to be Twilight Sparkle.

>>26498394

>>26498385
>There is simply no such thing.
because you've never had it
some crappy Italian restaurants will overuse it in an attempt to compensate for how bland their food is

>>26498402
I am me, and I like it.

I am most like TS.

I'm quite happy with who I am.

Would you watch an animu of MLP?

>>26498405
Oh shit, that hurts.

Sanguinius, do you have any human pony /r/?

>>26498446
Only if it was a magical girl series.

>>26498295
You sigh with relief. apparently she had not noticed the throbbing bulge in your pants. You had catched a waft of her scent though, and you had felt heat flush on your face when she was sitting on you. Trying to make it go down, you sit down on the sofa and close your eyes, thinking about other things. It fails, however, as your mind returns to the image of her ass. You hear a door shutting close on the floor above, and you grab a pillow nearby to cover up your erection. She's hopping down the staircase, and looks over at you. Her eyes narrow a bit, focused directly at yours with a smirk on her face. Her horn starts to glow, and you feel the sofa transforming around you, morphing into something not unlike a beanbag, but the fabric wraps itself around your arms and legs. She's in front of you now, pulling the pillow away. "Want to play a different game?" She whispers.

>>26498446

>>notsureifwant.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELQoVSc_XzU

FUCK YOU AND YOUR CHICKENS!

>>26498446
There was an animu of Ponies. It was called Azumanga Diaoh.

>>26498446
Overalls?
Well, if I wore something...

>>26498446
Maybe if it was like Sailor Moon.

>>26498481

>>26498446
No

>>26498485
>>26498485
You can't run in overalls.

>>26498255

And the best books on kinks.

>>26498446
no, but I don't watch anime

>>26498446
Applejack looks awful, jesus christ.

Twilight looks good though.

>>26498508
She probably keeps the latest version of the pony sutra under her bed at all times.

I bet she practices on spike.

>>26498490
Doesn't feel quite right...

Maybe Spike is Chiyo, but I don't know who Twilight should be instead.
But Fluttershy is very Sakaki.

>>26498510
>Applejack looks awful,
duh

>>26498504
Forgot I also couldn't fly then too, lol.

>>26498508
Yep

>>26498475
>>26498295
>>26498126
>>26497973

>>26498380
>>26498380
>>26498380
>>26498380
>>26498380
>>26498380

Fuck me, not sure why that took so long. Satisfactory?


>>26498380

>>26498490
Twilight is more of a Yomi than Rarity.
>egghead

>>26498559
Quite!

>>26498475
>>26498475
>>26498475
whyboner? why?

>>26498541

im trying to add a playlist to my synchtube but its just giving me a spinning circle.what do?

>>26498537
You take that back.

Applejack has the best color tone of any of the ponies.

>>26498541
YOU shut up and let him continue.

Fucking googledocs that shit

>>26498611
I thought you said you'd gDocs your stuff now

Does anyP0ny have a guess on what my first episode in season two might be about?

>>26498446
>rarity
>totally not /fa/

>>26498642
Your friends coming to terms with how you're a slut

>>26498541
>Not filtering faceless in 2011

Oh come on man you can only blame yourself.

>>26498642
Were not supposed to talk about it, so Rainbow Dash has been kicked off for awhile.

>>26498642
It'll be about how much of a pathetic fucking weasel you are Rainbow Dash

>>26498642
it'll be another one where RD's toxic personality is put on display and left for another pony to try to make it not so awful

>>26498639
I do have my stuff on my google docs. what does that have to do with anything?

>>26498642
Everything about your post has created a twisted mask of hatred on my face. 10/10

Also
>MFW people not filtering faceless if they don't want to read spoiler'd whyboners

>>26498642
22 minutes of ponies passionately making out, including the reintroduction of Luna who is making out with the officially canonized Derpy

>>26498656
>He doesn't put his filters in the fridge

>>26498654
My god Dash has a fat butt

>>26498642
It'll be about you being ugly. Rarity will try to be nice and give you a makeover, but you'll be a bitch and storm out. Probably yell at fluttershy too.

You're so mean, Dash. What did Fluttershy ever do to you?

>>26498676
It means you can just post the googledocks page instead of telling a story through half a dozen + posts.

>>26498676
>shut_the_fuck_up_faceless_alt_673.png
I figured when you said that you meant you'd write it, put it on gDocs, and then post the link. That might be easier for everyone.

>>26498642
Probably about flying and shit.

>>26498693
That's because Dash is fatty fat fatty

>>26498687
But why would i put my faceless in the fridge?

>>26498642
Just say anypony

>>26498697
>>26498705
Irrelevant, and nope. real-time writing it is more fun as you leave the people who are enjoying the story anticipating the continuation.

Just don't read the text and we don't have a problem.

Simple enough?

>>26498717
>fucking every pluralization and singular is wrong

Faceless, I was defending you, don't do this to me.

>>26498719
>>26498719
Indeed she is

>>26498737
well fuck, now I'm going to be all OCD again. thank you.

>implying MLP isn't moeshit

She was going to tell, but I knew you all better.
Good thing I removed her though after all those comments,
>>She wouldn't have told you after those suggestions.
  ▲
▲ ▲

>>26498736
You can do real-time editing in googledocs as well.

>>26498751
>Implying that's a bad thing.
Fuck you man, /a/ gets all the fun things and they don't deserve it.

Dash was the least used in S1 because she was more boring than Applejack.

>>26498755
Oops, forgot to change though

>>26498751
>mfw none of them fucking match

>>26498744
On the contrary, sir. It is you who shall thank me when the Pulitzer prize calls.

any chance of a new ep tomorrow?

http://www.synchtube.com/r/GrahamKrkr
get in here ponies we need more friendship

>>26498751
Moeshit is cool though.

>>26498776

>>26498776
Yeah man, we got another Applejack episode today!

I'm so excited!

>>26498654
>>26498693
>>26498719
>>26498743

We postan' Rainbow Flab?

>>26498776
I'm afraid I have some bad news, anonymous

>>26498766
>rainbow dash
>boring
her cutie mark may well be doing the impossible. The other three members of the wonderbolts didn't even try to save the rest of their team and rarity, because it simply couldn't be done, and rainbow dash did it anyway. She's also a very silly pony.

>>26498790

You are given the power to bring one pony to real life.

However, she will look like a real pony - pic related.

Good news is, she can still talk and act like a cartoon pony (she also has cutie mark / horn and wings)

Who would you choose? You can dismiss her back to the cartoon world if you want, and NO, you can't join her there.

>>26498790
Dash has to put on weight every summer so that she can be ready for winter.

>>26498776
Not a new one, but it may be new to you.
We finished making one today though.

>>26498805
A unicorn, a regular horse or a pegasus?

Hard choice, since magic would be pretty awesome, but so is flying on a pegasus.

>>26498805
Twilight Sparkle. A talking horse that is also intelligent and can use magic would get me alot of money.

Working on this little doodle. Practicing colouring/shading. Look alright so far?

>>26498805
If they get to keep their racial powers, Rainbow Dash. Otherwise Applejack.

Because I'd love to be able to talk to Applejack, and she'd be the most dependable. But the chance of flying around on a pegasus is not something I would want to give up.

>>26498823
Here I am, too bad for you i'm not.

>>26498827
Derpy almost looks like she's underwater.

>>26498829

They can act like cartoon ponies, so yeah, they still retain their cartoon abilities.

>>26498799
In a flash of light, you're stripped naked, and your cock slap against your belly.
> cock slap against your belly.
> slap

>>26498805
All of them, no buts or backsies. THEY'RE MINE. ALL MINE.

>>26498805

Huh... that's just kind of weird... :/

Probably Twilight because magic would be cash

>>26498808
Is that why we never saw a winter episode?

>>26498849
I will end your life for being a larger grammar nazi than me.


but I'll spare you for the moment.


damnit.

>>26498805
>implying pinkie pie's magic 4th wall breaking wouldn't be the most amazing shit to see a live creature do

Plus seriously, a fucking real horse that throws me parties? I would be the bees knees.

>>26498853
Don't worry, it's not real fanart. it's just japanese porn that got recolored and had the MLP:FIM logo attached to it.

>>26498845
Her name isn't actually Derpy, and g'night.

>>26498475
In a flash of light, you're stripped naked, and your cock slaps against your belly. "I was awake, you know." She hops up on you, and her horn prods your mouth. "Be good to me, and I'll be good to you." She press harder, and you part your lips. Her horn slides along your tongue, and it tastes very salty. "Did you know that for an unicorn, their horn serves as a secondary reproductive organ?" You realize what the taste was, and you sputter a bit in shock. However, she keeps her horn firmly inside. "Tut tut, you shouldn't have done that. What will I do with you?" she sighs, sliding down on the floor again. You watch as she inches her horn inside your ass. You squirm, pain creeping up your sides as she thrusts it all inside. "I didn't want to have to do this, you know." She slaps against you again. and again. She continues, and the initial pain subsides as you gradually get used to her horn.

>>26498805
I pick Luna, and start up a nocturnal life for her.

>>26498805
Celestia

I'd have her move the sun around and shit

I'm heading off

>>26498876
Perfect. Although "An unicorn" sounds odd aloud, but I can't think of a reason it can't go both ways.

Like this story

>>26498872
Her name is Derpy, not Ditzy Doo or whatever.

It's fucking canon.

>>26498886
>>26498882
yeah, one of these two
they have the best of all the ponies

>>26498853
Saying thanks before actually left.

>>26498887
Night Tripman. Sleep well. I'm going that direction soon as Faceless finishes the story.

>>26498893
>It's fucking canon
no it isn't

>>26498719
Gilda has it worse. Her figure has never been the same since the Dash incident.

>>26498876

>implying of course her horn is soft like an actual organ. Otherwise, enjoy being gored to death.

>>26498893
You don't work with her do you?
Then shut up.

>>26498904

Can't remember who but one of you does I'm sure - someone from the show (not Faust) actually called her Derpy

>>26498904
Yes it is. Lauren made it official when she named the sketch Derpy Hooves and put it up for auction.

>>26498918
you wokr for her?

>>26498891
>I can't think of a reason it can't go both ways.
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/591/01/
>When u makes the same sound as the y in you, or o makes the same sound as w in won, then a is used.
>a unicorn

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>>26498904

>>26498914
>has never used toys

^^^^^^^^^
>>26498927
Read my name

>>26498921
naming a sketch doesn't make it canon to the show
none of the names are canon unless they're said aloud

>>26498941
When the creator of the show says her name is Derpy Hooves, her name is Derpy Hooves.

>>26498935
>neither have you.

this thread is kinda shit
watching party of one
http://www.synchtube.com/r/GrahamKrkr

Snuck back on, feel like troll here

>>26498941
DJ Pon-3 isnt canon either because Equestria Girls never happened in the show.

>>26498946
she didn't say that was the show characters name
that was the name of the sketch character
it was an OC for fanboys to bid on

>>26498929
Basically, you use "an" to precede a vowel SOUND, not just a vowel in general. If you're not sure, say it aloud and see which one you'd use.

In this case, it's definitely "a unicorn".

>>26498963
It's the exact same character. Deal with it.

>>26498961
exactly
it was also said by generic voiceover

>>26498927
>>26498845
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>>26498893
>>26498904
>>26498940
>>26498946

>mfw the troll cycle continues

Might as well contribute. Posting a picture of Faust's first attempt at rainbow dash here.

>>26498949
ribbed trub-horn, not unicorn spear-flesh-piercing long pike-type.

>>26498901
>supporting faceless
dont be an idiot

>>26498981
But they told me I could be anything I wanted.

>>26498963
Background characters can't be OCs because OCs can never be fanon.

>>26498971
you deal with it
that may be the name they use in scripts, or storyboards, but it'll never be in the show, therefore not canon

>>26498975
I thought I had her killed, better try again if she is still there.

>>26498973
Voiceovers aren't cannon.

>>26499002
exactly

>>26498993
they lied. Dont support faceless or any of his shit

>>26498981
>Not liking all artists equally

Are you a christian or just a very retarded prude?

>>26499024
Oh. Ok.

I'll go to bed then.

Goodnight everyone but Faceless.

>>26499027
Hello Faceless.

>>26498907

I know I should be disgusted by this shit but fat ponies only ever make me want to use them as pillows. Or in this case a beanbag chair.

Twilight left it on, chased Rainbow off and turning off.

the fuck is happening to this thread?

>>26498876
ending;
Her horn glows bright again, and you can feel it growing larger and longer with every thrust. Soon enough she's pumping against your prostate with an audible slap each time her forehead connects with your ass. Growing larger still, her horn is now rubbing up and down your prostate entirely, the spiral ribbing on it rubbing against you, multiplying the... pleasure? You find yourself enjoying it, but you don't have time to wonder why as pressure builds up in your cock, and you cum on your stomach and face. She's still going at it, and you squirm as you're extremely sensitive now. She pays no heed to you, as she continues to speed up, now ramming against you hard. You hear winces and moans coming from her, and you catch a glimpse of her face, concentrated and focused yet innocently cute. You had almost forgotten that she's just a filly. She thrusts erratically a few times as you feel your ass filling up with fluids, and, remembering what she said, you presume it's her 'cum'. She slides out of you as the sofa returns to its original form, and you grab her, limp in your arms. "I'm... sorry if you didn't like it..." You slump back down on the sofa, and you hold her close, hugging her and itching behind her ear.

"I'll ask mom to let you babysit me again tomorrow if you'd like."

>>26499064
Night threads are always 90% shit.

Apparently Faceless isn't good either, so that makes them 99% shit.

>>26499039
I wouldn't defend faceless if my life depended on it, but once you start bitching about the content an artist produces because you don't like it than I can safely tell you to go fuck yourself for being a bias piece of shit.

>>26499070
night threads were awesome. and its 4 am and i get up in a half hour

>>26499070
faceless isnt good. He can take his scat porn and shitty fapfics to ponychan, and his goddamn link avatar bullshit.

>>26499060
>>26499001
>>26498918
What is this shit?

>>26499068
Well played past all the haters, Faceless.

Goodnight thread.

>>26499091
people roleplaying

>>26499064
Typical night thread.

>>26499070
Night threads are terrible, day threads are terrible. Ponychan, EqD and everywhere else are also terrible.

>>26499106
only good place it seems is synchtube

>>26499088
>people role playing in this thread
>trolls fucking everywhere
>people arguing over canon when a show's creator calls something by its name
>4chan is any better than ponychan at this time of night

Bro, I'd be with you if this was peak hours. But faceless is the best fucking thing we get this time of night.

>>26499112
Synchtube is terrible too.

>>26499101
Have this before you leave.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/101xKMF_w3s364m09O-5D1jzQdBx4KbYyk9DMIc-5fKA/edit?pli=1

its all my fics.

>>26499112
synchtube is also terrible

I'll go back to /b/ then, more action at last.

>>26499136
at least*

>>26499136
Enjoy your hugbox imagedump, /b/tard.

>>26499145

>>1. hugbox 36 up, 19 down
buy hugbox mugs, tshirts and magnets
A hugbox is a derogatory term for an environment, usually on the internet, in which a group with similar interests gathers to discuss topics in what they intend to be a safe, comforting, and confrontation-free environment.

I always thought night threads were the best threads. Maybe its a grass is always greener kinda thing

>>26499158
I wanna role play too

>>26499158
Sounds like /b/ all right,

>>26499175
safe, comforting, and confrontation-free environment.
Whaat /b/ do you visit?

>>26499182
What kind of confrontation do you guys get other than "Lol this shit is for little girls" and spamming.

>>26499203
A guy comes in her asking telling us to get laid. I'm pretty sure he's suggesting that we lay with him.

>>26499203
I'm referring to the thing as a whole. I understand you now though.

We've already discussed this in regards to Twilight... but as for the Other ponies..

If all the ponies had to write a tier list of her friends... what would they look like?

What would, for instance, Fluttershy's list be?

>>26499221
>A guy comes in her
Pinkie, you filthy slut...

>>26499203
Ive never been to a /b/ pony thread, nor ponychan.
I cant imagine theyd be any better

>>26499241
<--pic

>>26499234
1)Rarity; Because they have tea parties and go to spas
2)Twilight; Because she gives advice
3)Rainbow Dash; Because the collect volleyballs and play seashell
4)Applejack; Because she acted nice to her in Dragonshy
5)Pinkie; Because pinkie hit her and she smashed into a wall.

>>26499241
They're kinder in the sense that you just get ignored if you're not to their liking.

the con being that most of the thread is reactionimages and talking about their lives.

still hoping someone will merge

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>>26494171
into one image like this,i cant do it,i saved this one from an older thread

if the post numbers dont work heres the thread number >>26492466

>>26499241
I thought you were dead.

>>26499239
>Noticed typo
>Okay with it

ponychan sucks

/thread

>>26499287
...yesterday, they even went as far as camwhoring all over their threads.

>>26499297
Ive been awfully terribly busy. So you could say that.

>>26499294
I'm not going to cap all of that.

That was a terrible drawing.

Since ponies, has anyone else found themselves addicted to apples. I've made it my mission to try every kind of apple. Baked apple goods seem so much more appealing. I went to Mcdonalds for an apple pie and the told it would be a 20min wait. I could have torn a phone book in half I was so pissed. When I got it I was sorely disappointed by how greasy it was.

>>26499294

Those posts dont seem particularly funny....

What do I get if I cap it all?

>>26499348
I been addicted to mediocre pop music. JUDAAAS
I blame pinkie
and best coast, but they are good

>>26499348

I'm addicted to ponies.

>>26499348
i wish i could eat apples they burn my stomach for some reason exept the green ones

>>26499387
Apples burn your stomach. That's pretty damn odd.

>>26499380

>>26499357
nothing,but no one said you exactly you have to cap it,anyone can if they want

>>26499430
Oh hello again. did you and fluttershy have a 'good' time?

>>26499430

Oh well.. have your unfunny cap then

>>26499400
then agian so do carrots and celery,is that healthy?

>>26499457
Oh, wait, that's Kamina. sorry, mindblurt.

>>26499465

Yes, yes it is.

>>26499465
Colorful flowers too.

Lets talk about motherfucking pony music.

Favourite?
Least favourite?

I didnt like the final episode song. Not nearly as pretty as art of the dress

>>26499530

Equestria Girls.

Dohohoho

>>26499530
'Hush now Quiet now'

All the americans are asleep...

>>26499530
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uYt3hEmAtE

>>26499465
Maybe your stomach hates healthy foods

>>26499530
my favorite has to be Art of the Dress, and the least favorite being the CMC theme song.

>>26499568

>healthy foods

Because the media said so.

>>26499590
The media is always right because the media never lies, right? Right?

>>26499486
i ment they burn my stomach,then again now adays all i eat is cheese sandwiches,tost and cheese bread

>>26499530
"At the Grand Galloping Gala" is probably my favorite. It's like ear sex and never get repetitive.

>>26499460

>mfw I didnt even get a thankyou

>>26499530
Favorite: Tie between At the Gala and Art of the Dress
Least favorite: You gotta share.
I just don't like it. At least the CMC one gets stuck in your head.

fucking thread death prevention technique.

Find the song you are listening to on youtube. Put it up and say which motherfucking pony it's for, before we lose this thread

>mfw I realized Faceless actually gave us something to talk about.

>>26499643
maybe,but then agian i can be nice sometimes,here have a heart attack

>>26499739

Because talking about faggots is better that shutting the fuck up?

Uh....

Wait shit it actually is.

>>26499739
It's kinda sad when you think of it that way.

>>26499739
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>>26499738
I gave you something right here. Should I start this off?

>>26499812
You probably should because I'm lost.

Can I start the new thread?

>>26499896
sure

>>26499896

Go for it

Pinkie Pie stared into the mirror. She had done a really good job, even keeping the eyelids. She winked, and Dash winked back. Pinkie smiled.
But still, she was sad that her friend was now gone. Dash had only lasted fifty minutes, not nearly as long as Pinkie had wanted. She looked back at the cadaver hanging in the center of the room, the last of her friend’s fluids draining into a pan. Yup, no more Rainbow Dash.
As she looked, Pinkie cocked her head. She began to take notice of the fact that there really wasn’t much damage to the corpse. “It fact,” the pink pony mused, “I think….” An idea exploded in her head. She was good at sewing and she had all the pieces, all she had to do was put them back together. Yeah, she just had to get some stuffing and bingo, she’d have Rainbow Dash forever. In fact, thought Pinkie, that’s what she’d do for all her best friends when their numbers came up. She was so excited, she skipped right over to the body with her skinner to get started. The cupcakes could wait; Pinkie Pie had a friend to make.

>>26499896
Thanks, here it is.

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