too late; didn't watch

This thread is now about this.

>>26495412
: |

>notthisshitagain.png

I never noticed that this pony's ass is huge compared to the others.

>>26495424
The better to get assfucked with in the thermal baths, silly!

>>26495430

Applebloom and Pinkie look way too fucking close in Cutiemark Chronicles.

What kind of episodes would you like to see guys?

I would like an episode with Fluttershy/Rainbow Dash (Or Apple Jack) where RD/AJ teaches FS to be more open. Or PP and Rarity, where Rarity tries to teach PP to be more girly. But then shit happens, and tiwlight learns that youc an't change a friend, even if you think it's for the best. You have to let them be who they are, and respect them or something.

anyone have the picture of the "now you take a nap scene" from
Cupcakes?

Rewatched Feeling Pinkie Keen earlier tonight, actually. I noticed how quickly Twilight's leg injuries healed when they had to run to Froggy Bottom Bog.

>>26495453
Well duh, they are sitting in a fucking wagon.
And Pinkie isn't exactly filly size.

>>26495457
I'd love to see an episode where...
pony licks pony

>>26495458
Nah, never heard of such an image.

It's raining, but NOT raining at the same time.

>>26495365
The CMC are gathered together, cowering as Nightmare Moon shows up in Episode 1.

>>26495457
>What kind of episodes would you like to see guys?

More parents we haven't seen yet, more places outside of Ponyville, more characters that only appeared once or twice, and more Applejack/Apple family-centric stories.

>>26495457
The Hangover Part Pony.

A trying-to-figure-out-what-happened-last-night episode in which a pony is missing. Let's say Fluttershy.

>>26495457
AJ's Rodeo. And I'll put 1/3 odds that it'll actually be an ep in season 2.

>>26495499
PuRe MoThErFuCkIn MaGiC
:o)

>>26495499
lets change that

>>26495430
Someone had to do it.

>>26495525
I don't know why but it completely makes sense that he's the troll into ponies. Terezi is too because pony blood tastes like skittles but tells no one

>>26495546
Dude, even the fat guy beat you.
>>26495444

>>26495501

Holy shit, you're right. They get a whole shot all to themselves! What are they doing? They're not supposed to know each other very well yet.

>>26495558
HONK HONK

>>26495560
Eh. But it doesn't have the same panache.
And besides, I was originally planning on going to bed anyway. I'm not magic.

>>26495501
>>26495571

Thats where a pilot episode gets you.

>>26495558
Gamzie is that stoner that gets baked out of his head and giggles like an idiot while she show plays.
Until he gets sober. Then he giggles like an idiot while the show plays.

Raitys Boutique seems at also be a hair salon perhaps?.. you can clearly see the showers and vanity mirrors on the right.

>>26495365
Gummy's birthday is the day before Pinky's birthday. Since most pet owners celebrate a pet's adoption day as their birthday, I think that means Gummy was likely a birthday present.

>>26495581

That's not friendship!

>>26495628
In Show Stoppers the CMC are washing ponies' hair in the sinks.

>>26495628
She does do hair as well.

>>26495628
Remember, Rarity's Boutique is called "Carousel Boutique." A carousel is a round ride with fake ponies on poles - very much like the pony mannequins that Rarity uses to design.

There's even a scene in Art of the Dress where Rarity spins her mannequins around in a circle just like a carousel.

You can not unsee.

>>26495628
>>26495641

Don't forget the beginning of Best Night Ever. You know, the part where they try to make you think Pinkie's insane again and then her hair poofs out.

>>26495628
>>26495652
Yeah, Rarity has done hair styles a few times in canon.

>>26495571
>>26495501

>>26495667
>Pinkies insane again
>Insane again
>Again.

>>26495664
I remember the ohshit reactions when I first pointed that out.

>>26495667
Dude, suddenly, I realize that Pinky with Straight Hair is like Patrick Bateman talking about music.

>>26495457
>What kind of episodes would you like to see guys?

on like either of these

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/7038217/1/

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/7007248/1/

just for the love of celestial read them and you'll see why

>>26495689
I was there that day. That was a fun day.

>>26495679
>>26495613
Why is the gap between Sweetie Belle's eyes so big?

>>26495733
Because she is retarded.

>>26495640

I know. It couldn't be helped.

>>26495733
Cuz of Derpy

>>26495752
Leave it to Derpy.
>Canned laughter.

>>26495746
Would anyone want to be Sweetie Belle's caretaker? You know, feed her, read bedtime stories, make sure she doesn't drink the stuff under the sink and all that?

>>26495365
Cathy Weseluck manages to do Spikes voice more boyishly as the series progresses. If you jump back to episode 1 after watching the later eps, Spike's voice sounds way more girly.

>Get on youtube or fire up VLC or whatever and watch an episode
been watching several

Party of One happens after Winter Wrap Up, since Rarity mentions Pinkie Pie having a "Spring Has Sprung" party earlier in the year.

Applebuck Season happens the year after Winter Wrap up, since in AppleJack isn't peeved off at Twilight for using magic during Applebuck Season

The major pony is incompetent. Can't keep track of royal guests, can't organize the town well, nowhere to be seen during a cow stampede, bunny rampage, or parasprite swarm.

>>26495788
OH OH ME ME!

I watched Fall Weather Friends and noticed Pinkie and Spike totally had sex in Twilight's ballon

Don't even try and tell me it's Pinkie's ballon, it's emblazend with Twilight's mark for christsakes

>>26495788
Can I take care of Applebloom instead? She's the clever one.

>>26495768
Now I'm thinking of how many episodes end with Twilight saying "Oh Spike, Ha ha ha!" and wondering how many future episodes will end with someone saying "Oh Derpy/Ditzy, Ha ha ha!"

single most cliched aspect of ponies, bugs me every time

>>26495788
Rarity does that, for the most part.
Sure, she may get frustrated that Sweetie Belle causes messes, or moves things around sometimes. Gets caught in the sewing machine from time to time, but thats why she has locks on the closet door.

And Sweetie gets let back out when she behaves, or if Rarity remembers after her OCD rituals.

>>26495788

Of course, she's a very cute marshmallow pony. I don't mind as long as I don't have to take care of ALL FUCKING THREE OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

And by doing so I could potentially get near her sister.

>>26495752
funny,make my eyes wanna do that.also can someone do a better screen cap of what happend start to finish

>>26495768
I can't frown any harder

>>26495788
Shut up and take my apples!

>>26495818
Apple Bloom doesn't need a caretaker precisely because she's of normal intelligence. She also has two siblings/parents/whatever and a grandmother to watch over her.

Sweetie needs someone attentive, and Rarity's too busy.

>>26495809
The Mayor was at the cow stampede

>Episodes ending with a group laugh

It makes me cringe every time. Fuck you Stare Master.

>>26495809
I've noted that before, since we know the eps aired in production order instead of continuity order. There's an ep for 3 of the 4 seasons (summer sun celebration, winter wrap up, fall weather friends) but they're not in order. Also, Ticket master starts with AJ thanking Twilight for her help, then Applebuck Season which comes right after ends with Twilight helping AJ.

Stop me if you've heard this before. wait...

Anyway, now that the season's done, I always wondered what the intended order actually was. Do we have enough clues to work it out?

>>26495849
Oh for filly's s-FINE. I'll take care of her.

Gonna take her to see a kid's movie. How 'bout that shit. Easiest fillysitting ever.

>>26495837
How much of that shit has she ingested yet?
Why hasn't she exploded or gone on a rampage and destroyed everything she sees, I mean fuck, she can see two places at once.

>>26495365
Just finished Pinky Sense again.

>>26495577
>>26495558
>>26495525

As Spike's taking the Celestia letter, Pinky says "Honk" and Spike writes "Honk."

>>26495874
I'd like to sit on a filly.

>>26486341
these trolls are going to far now i vote pony raid

>>26495874
>Sweetie where did you get that popcorn?

>I found it on the floor!

>>26495868
oh, was she? I wasn't paying attention to that one, was drawing and just listening, really.
>>26495873
huh, you're right. I figured I was slowpokin' it there, but posted anyway.

I'm sure we can figure something out.

>>26495891
And that's why you should never be allowed near them.

>>26495706
I'm still sad no one has drawn human pinkie with straight hair.

>>26495809
I got the idea that Winter Wrap Up (or potentially all season changing) didn't allow magic so that everybody could do their part. Applebuck season is entirely an apple family event, so there's no point in doing things like that.

>>26495876
Shockwave is working on that.....

>>26495908
>rarity's sister eating anything off the floor
not buying it

Been meaning to see the episodes with the CMC, but why is Sweetie Bell portrayed as a retard on /co/?

>>26495939
>Not buying it.
Shes as slow as fucking frozen molasses.

>>26495930
I might be able to oblige you. Kinda in a draw mood.

Uh... what body type Pinky do you prefer? I once drew fat Pinky. People hate that.

>>26495874
"What IS this movie? Who are those guys? Why are they running? I don't know what's going ooooonnn!"

she runs out of the theater crying and pissing herself

Love and protect rankings:
Dinky
Twist
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Apple Bloom

>>26495930
cheer up

>>26495955
She's not a retard, she's just slow.

>>26495934
Granny Smith, Big Mac and Applebloom aside, if none of the other ponies on the farm are unicorns, they obviously can't use magic.

and then in Winter Wrap Up, AJ says "You used magic, didn't you? That's not how we do it around these parts, and especially not on my farm"

it's kinda late, what's the point I'm trying to make here?

>>26495958
theres a line between slow and retarded.

>>26495908
>Implying I wouldn't have bought something for her to eat that doesn't drop on the floor easily.
I am insulted in your lack of faith.
>>26495958
My friend has about the same intelligence level, and he's still alive after every time he visits me.

>>26495967
>dinky
>not in 'constant abuse tier'

>>26495849
>apple family
>normal intelligence
lol i don't think so

>>26495809
>Applebuck Season happens the year after Winter Wrap up, since in AppleJack isn't peeved off at Twilight for using magic during Applebuck Season
She only got mad at Twilight for using magic during WWU because it's an Earth pony tradition. It's a custom where using magic is taboo.

If you notice, you don't see Rarity using her magic to make the nests.

>>26495987
she's fine when her step dad is around

>>26495996
Why are you still Vandertoot?

>>26495976
Yeah, but what examples have portrayed here as such. She seems as fast as Scootaloo and AB.

>>26495967
Love and protect rankings:
Rarity
Sweetie Belle
And then no one else

>>26496004
I thought it changed back when I used my normal trip prior to making this thread. My bad.

I've got four horses so I've got plenty of food for Sweetie Belle. She could come with me on a trail ride some time and become a cutie mark crusader explorer.

Hey guys, anyone up for a quick draw request?

>>26496026
can we get Dinky with Megatron taking her to school?

>>26495991
They just have accents.

>>26496026
>>26496040
Rarity something. Rarity everything. As long as it's fucking awesome.

I just got commissioned to do this.

Spoilered because fat

>>26496018
I thought that too but i didn't really feel like fighting it.

>>26495987
>Eye on you

Also to answer OP.
Bird in Hoof:
Twilight and Fluttershy have different concussion thingies floating above their heads.
Fluttershy has a solar system and Twilight has bubbles.

>>26496040
Rainbow Dash smoking crack.

>>26496051
Smaller version was already posted. Thanks for the bigger one though.

>>26496040
Are you asking to draw or to request?

>>26496040
Fluttershy staring down Godzilla.

>>26496062
Pun intended?

>>26496040
Fake, Disco never uses commas or proper english and spelling.

>>26496073
I was aware it could be a pun but decided not to change it, so sort of.

here's part of that gildashy thing i promised yesterday night

So, I noticed that there is another Pony with an Hourglass cutie mark, so does that make him 'the master' pony?

>>26496040
The adventures of the CMC in TTGL.

>>26496070
He wants to know if one of us will draw his request.

>>26496089
There's at least four. Two male and two female.

That's not counting the pegasus ones that appeared in Cloudsdale.

>>26496048
That's like saying texans aren't stupid.
They are stupid.
Also Check em

>>26496050
will this do darling?

>>26495996
hmm hmm, I suppose.

Ooh well, nothing important anyway, really.

>>26496051

I remember a time when this fat stuff was the new thing in the threads to hate. However, with the stuff I've seen of late floating around here, this is unbelievably tame. In fact, it's actually kinda cute. You obviously put a lot of work into it too. It looks excellent.

>>26496104
Clearly FiM takes place before the fall of gallifrey, then.

>>26496086
Is this going to go anywhere?

>>26496086
GildaShy.
That's a thing now?
...Will have to think on this.

>>26496107
>This kid

>>26496107
Nope. Just accents.

>>26495961
I don't really care as much as other people but I like thin pinkie a bit more but only because it's hard for me to imagine fat pinkie moving the way she does on the show.

>>26495936
still working on it Lord Megatron!

>>26496107
>saying an entire state of people are dumb
>misspelling pajamas in file name
>rolling for dubs
3/10

>>26496118
>Gallopfrey

>>26496040

Draw Silver Spoon as Xbox Kid.

>>26496111
Trips will do just fine.
Check em

>>26496139
>having an accent
>not a sign of mental disability
pick one

>>26496086
Also I dig your styles.
Although you forgot Fluttershy's wing in the 2nd "panel".

>>26496171
>england
just saiyan
everyone has an accent to someone else.

I want to see a "22 short stories about Springield" type episode. With ponies.

>>26496131
So, tried to draw lately?

>>26496187
>everyone has an accent to someone else
not true

>>26496150
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pajamas
Check em

>>26496171
The only people with non-regional dialects are fucking news anchors, and they're certainly not the intellectual cream of the crop.

>>26496187
That's not a good example, since the English are retarded.

Texans are fairly intelligent though. Well, most of them.

>>26496208
vocaroo, now

>>26496131
oh fucking shit man! you scary ass lurker its been awhile man!

>>26495987
i want to kill you in the most painful way possible for saying that derpy loves and protects her with all her heart,she'll even shar her muffins with her. Also still ask for screencap of the event together in one image,because i cant do it(useing PS3)

in art of the dress when rarity is drawing the sketches for the dresses only rainbow dash's sketch has a planned hair style

>>26496215
>entire country
>retarded
Generalising never works.

>>26496207
No, but I want to try a "bed head" thing for the EqD Training Grounds later.

>>26496222
>i want to kill you in the most painful way possible for saying that derpy loves and protects her with all her heart
commas bro, commas

>>26496071
Can I draw this? I want to draw this.

I drew it.

>>26496215
They're good ol' boys, down there

>>26496215
>texans are fairly intelligent
Do not tell me "They do not fit the stereotypes that portray them on the media" because most of them do.

>>26496222
Oh you. you just know Derpy is giving Dinky horn blowjobs all day.

>>26496107
>>26496169
>>26496213
>Shit-posting avatarfag

>>26495930
>>26495961
Super shitty quick sketch. Should finish?

>>26496229
>generalising

Even if we disagree
On whether to use 's' or 'z'
You Euroboys are cool with me.

>>26496242
That... is magnificent.

>>26495488
thanks

>>26496250
live there, do ya, partner?

>>26496263

The zebra has a wish radio?

>>26496260
fuck year
>>26496242
you're getting really good

>>26496229
>Generalising
>never works.

>Generalising
>never

>>26496255
Haters be hatin'

>>26496242
you'll still be applejuice in my heart.. and personal archives

>>26496284
>that's the joke

>the joke
>that is it

>>26496229
>implying England isn't an inbred shithole that is quickly becoming more and more infested with Pakis and fascism.

>>26496250
Being a redneck or a rancher doesn't make someone stupid. Agriculture and trades take more intelligence than most white collar jobs.

>>26496214
>implying American Standard English doesn't exist
you're just mad I have no discernible accent

>>26496284
Exception to every rule, including the rule that there is always an exception.

Blahdeblah, herpaderp.

>>26496242
why no trip? did I miss something?

>>26496290
faggots be fagging.

>>26496051
Are those big ol' titties I see? I love you, Envy
>>26496040
Draw something with pony titties

>>26496305
see
>>26496309

besides, it's probably filtered to all hell by now anyway

>>26496300
I think you're full of shit, unless you've had voice coaching (I have) or were raised in a city filled with robots.

>>26496305
He leaked it on purpose because he (get this) he thought he was going to leave again.

>sure is implying in here.

>>26496260
cool thanks..

and thanks to the other guy for posting the other straight hair human pinkie. I don't come to these threads often so i missed that one.

>>26496284

Saying something never works isn't a generalization, it's a commentary on the nature of that something.

Saying generalizations are never accurate isn't itself a generalization, rather it is commentary on the habit of making sweeping statements about diverse groups.

>>26496309
Mad people are mad.

>>26496337
I don't know what you're talking about.

>>26496300
vocaroo, now

hey Disco, will you ever draw yourself and Othar sexing up a Pony sweaty sexy rabu style? (human on pony)

>>26496051
It's kind of cute but also hopelessly weird. But it's not the worst thing that Ive seen today that's pony related.

>>26496217
I've been trying to do stuff.
The stuff has not been working.
I need stuff to help with stuff.

I think I need a bit of sleep and will try stuff again when I awaken.

>>26496337
That's, what, the 10th time now?

>>26496337

>>26496299
>Agriculture and trades take more intelligence than most white collar jobs.
that's blatantly false, they rely on experience and intuition

>>26496297
Guess it went right over my head. Carry on.

>>26496360
Give or take three

>>26496254
your next on the list

>>26496337
"Here forever", etc.

Wanna drawing?

>>26496353
what do you want me to say?

>>26496366

Isn't -- isn't that a description of all occupations? That they require experience and the ability to intuit from previous experiences?

I'm pretty sure that's every job.

>>26496375
*Slurp, shlrp* "B-But mom..." "Hush now, Muffin. Mommy's just helping."

>>26496366
I'd like to see you try to run a farm and then tell me that.

>>26496356
I don't even think he's in this thread.

Namefags are hopelessly easy to imitate.

>>26496400
doesn't hurt to ask on the off chance that he IS.

>>26496390
dude you should totally write this

>>26496381
Say these words:

Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

QUESTIONS:

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?

What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you say to address a group of people?

What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption (not contraception) in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

also during winter wrap up with all the ponies working the only female earth ponies that you see do any work are pinkie and the one with cherries on her flank

>>26496400
It's possible, but here's the thing: On like five occasions Disco has come into a thread and asked for requests. Then people post and say it's probably not him. Then he returns like an hour later with a completed pic.

The number of times it wasn't him? I've counted zero.

So yeah, this could be the first. But who knows?

>>26496411

What's the point of all this?

This thread started off good, I wanted to hear about things you didn't notice in episodes.

The guy trying to get dubs is a troll.

And you guys arguing over accents being a sign of mental retardation is pointless and utterly stupid, so can we please get back on topic?

>>26496409
nahhh. I prefer writing first-person stories.

You should ask Semi or someone though. the idea is good.

>>26496391
Of course I can't run a farm, I need to learn how to do that. Duh.

>>26496432
He's done for now.

>>26496427
scratch that its daisy working not the cherry one

>>26496427
Also Applejack, and the skaters, and I'd swear there were some during the plowing scene.

>>26496440
he says he has no accent

>>26496432
>I've counted zero.
hmmm pretty sure I've seen it before actually bro

>>26496390
ok top of the list,not im going to hunt you down and go jason on your ass

>>26496464
Still, you're better off asking instead of letting an opportunity slide by, pretender or not.

>>26496464
Maybe. I can't stay up late every night. Perhaps I missed one.

But it's still been a false alarm more often that not.

>>26496383
no, you can get by in a lot of jobs without experience
if you've never done things in agriculture, you can't
you don't have to be able to read to be a farmer, you don't have to know the last frost and first freeze to be an accountant

>>26496440

judging from the quetsions, its to determine british-ness or american-ness

>>26496457

Oh, I don't have much of one either. I mean, I have one, obviously you have to, but I was raised in Northern California so my speaking voice is the one that's become a universal metric thanks to Hollywood.

Also: Hella.

>>26496442
Check it out dude. Vanishing windows.

>>26496477
Buttranged yet?

>>26496482

So how do you do a job without experience?

>>26496432
Except this actually has happened before where he was imitated.

And he's gone back to homestuck.

>>26496040

draw the Battletoads teaming up with the main six to defeat the Dark Queen who has laid siege to Equestria from space and has both princesses captured

you know you wanna do it

>>26496482
>you don't have to be able to read to be a farmer

If you're fucking Amish, maybe.

Modern agribusiness? Good luck negotiating a contract or deciphering an operating manual.

aw, the duke's vocaroo about MLP is gone.

>>26496485

i'm saying its stupid to say having an accent makes you dumb beacause everyone has an accent

I think in the Griffon one, there is a part where Dash is drawn with out wings. It's when she's on the ground and around water I believe.

>>26496507
It has been updating a lot more often...

Blue eyed Derpy.

>>26496456
your right im dumb, i also missed cheerilee pulling a cart with rarity's supplies, im just going to shut up now

>>26496492

didnt notice that before. i must have been distracted by the plot

>>26496492
Did it disappear with the door slamming effect or something?

>>26496477
Someone wants to request a story where one of the main cast gets the gay fucked out of them forcibly?

Might be interesting.

>>26496524
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vb6VQczMWzOLC6Sir
This one is still up.

But yeah. Any one manage to save the other one?
Also, any one know when he plans on doing things with his youtube page?

>>26496533
>Blue Eyes Grey Pony

well shiver me timbers and call me Daffy.

>>26496533

>>26496533
There's a lot of off-colored Derpys in Winter Wrap Up.

>>26496482

You know organic farming in my state (i.e. only the organic farms and only in California) is a billion dollar industry?

>>26496312
...Where do you see Big Ol' Titties?

>>26495930

>>26496550
oh, that's the one I like, ha ha.

>>26496575
I think it's the point where the breastplate thingy is causing her fat to muffin over the top of it

>>26496537
Indeed, Rarity's in this one...

>>26496492
Floating window, too... some kind of portal, I take. Is that the itunes one?

AJ hair.

>>26496482
Yeah, well if you want a good position in engineering and you say you have no experience, prepare to get your ass laughed out of the building. You could say "You've never seen skills like mine before" and I guarantee those are the guys on their regular payroll.

>>26496575
Down there, but I guess those are her legs

>>26496524
They both seem like they're still up to me.

This one: >>26496550

And this one: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vVBcKSHFkgyRb3usx

>>26496527

Well, certain accents are believed to be indicative of low intelligence. Whether there's a statistically meaningful correlation or not, people with Southern accents sound dumb to a great many people.

>>26496040
>>26496510

bump cuz battletoads always make things better

>>26496612
I was trying to sleep and then you blow my mind.

>>26496528

Holy shit, you're right.

>>26496533
maybe the blue eyed derpy is ditzy doo,

>>26496499
>>26496511
>>26496573
>>26496615
it was a broad generalization, obviously you need experience and intelligence to succeed in anything

>>26496550
I fucking love you Duke.

>>26496644
awesome, I guess I had a different set of links or something.

>>26496664

Well, no it's not a generalization. It's just a false statement.

To perform any task you need experience with that task; the more experience you have, the better you will perform. Saying that one occupation requires experience while another does not is simplistic at best and idiotic at worst.

hmm... now I sort of want to write a dinky one, or applebloom.

kinda getting hard to figure out stuff for them to do without getting repetitive though.

>>26496707
Oh gee, wow, you? Getting repetitive?

Impossible.

>>26496411
I'll take that challenge.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vMQeRjPuxaMyIgdrm

Q: What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
A: TPing.

Q: What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
A: Rolly Polies

Q: What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
A: Soda

Q: What do you call gym shoes?
A: Gym shoes.

Q: What do you say to address a group of people?
A: Depends on the scenario.

Q: What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
A: Daddy long legs.

Q: What do you call your grandparents?
A: Grandpa and grandma.

Q: What do you call the wheeled contraption (not contraception) in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
A: Cart.

Q: What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
A: Sunshower.

Q: What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
A: Remote.

>>26496707
Shutthefuckupfaceless.png

>>26496344
>>26496282
>>26496260
With ink

>>26496707
Maybe the subject takes advantage of the narrator? I know you did that in the Mac and Caramel story but it's different enough with a younger character.


And Apple Bloom always has the Applecest angle if you wanna include Mac again.

I actually like your stuff when it isn't shit or piss.

whatev-

oh my gosh

oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh

>>26496735
you have a sexy voice
no homo

>>26496527
>>26496411
I was joking when I said having an accent makes you dumb, obviously it doesn't, but I did this for laughs
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vSMYu7Hwmun61hHTA

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
toilet papering
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
roly-poly or pill bug
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
soda
What do you call gym shoes?
gym shoes, though you're probably looking for sneakers or tennis shoes
What do you say to address a group of people?
hello
What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
i don't know what you're asking about, maybe a daddy long legs
What do you call your grandparents?
grandma and grandpa
What do you call the wheeled contraption (not contraception) in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
grocery cart
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
I call it raining
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
remote control

>>26496763
Gotta agree with this.
No homo either.

>>26496754
oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh yessssssssss

>>26496766
>>26496735

No y'all? For shame.

>>26496411
>>26496735
And for the record, I was born in San Diego and moved to western Washington when I was seven, so by all rights I should be accent free.

>>26496785
Born in San Diego
>No accent
Bullshit, you should sound like a surfer.

>>26496707
You should write a Rarity one minus the trap dick. Also, no scat.

I know you don't like repeating characters, but it'd sure be nice. :3

Look at it this way... No one has NEVER written a perfect Rarity fap fic, in my mind. Yours could be the first!

>>26496800

>I've never been to California

>>26496784
Generally if I'm greeting friends I'll go with "Hey assholes!", but like I said; it depends on the scenario.

>>26496785
Accents come and go.
I was born in Virginia and moved to Seattle. I have no accent here, but when I travel to the south it comes right back.

Also, beers?

>>26496753
could work. I'll mull over a few ideas.

>>26496785
>San Diego and western Washington
you should sound mexican or asian, so like a pinoy

>>26496820
I live in northeast California now.

Tacoma was here. Seattle is a faggot.

>>26496820
My accent turns on and off every day when I go to work, where I interact a lot of illiterate rednecks.

I have felt ashamed at the stupid shit I found myself saying.

>>26496811
>He thinks Northern Cali's think of the southerner's as people.

Anyways, glad I left that shit hole of a state.

Great frame, or greatest frame?

>>26496411
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vm7vPwBkz1yxXycr2
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? A dick move.

What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball? Snail

What is the bubbly carbonated drink called? Champagne

What do you call gym shoes? Adidas

What do you say to address a group of people? Hey.

What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs? assholes

What do you call your grandparents? White trash

What do you call the wheeled contraption (not contraception) in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? Slave

What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining? A miracle

What is the thing you change the TV channel with? Dial

>>26496858

I am a Northern Californian and nobody misses you.

>>26496785
technically being accent free is also an accent.

i live in SD and Ah Ain't Got no Ack-cent(:3) but i can add some,i can do german,irish,russian and where ever suarz is from

I live in central CA, sure is fucking oranges here.

>>26496873
>(:3)

>>26496859
Good heavens Spike, you're missing parts of your body!

>>26496858
>>26496868
>he thinks anything south of Tahoe is northern California
Go hang out with Bakersfield, centralfags.

>mfw you're supposed to say the answers to the questions.

>>26496868
I still love your freeways.

BADUMPADUMPADUMPADUMPADUMPADUMPA
FIX THAT SHIT
WAIT, YOU HAVE NO MONEY.
HUEUEUEUEUEUE

>>26496881
;p

>>26496891
I'd do that thing if I had a microphone that wasn't a piece of shit.

>>26496890

Sonoma County, wine country. And it isn't my fault if you're bad at geography.

>>26496890

>Bakersfield

Feel sorry for anyone that lives there or Porterville, glorious Visalia master race.

>>26496910

Modestofag here.

Yjos place is the worst place a person can be.

>>26496865
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

>>26496922
I lived in Porterville for a few months eight years ago. My grandparents still live there on Indiana.

Place is a shithole.

>>26496411
I did this... but my headset mic is bad and makes a shrill noise...
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vHPsjEZLrZaQOyxsC
I like the way I said "ruin".

>>26496944
what's my accent

This is how we discuss pony.

>>26496785
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Northwest_English
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_English

>>26496865
Well, my microphone isn't that bad at least.

>>26496865
Oh god.
My precious ears.

>>26496890
Mendocino.
Former Ukiahfag.

Visited a few months ago.
Fuck, Drive through Washington and Oregon, shits smooth, enter California.
>Do you have any fruits of vegetables that may endanger out precious lands?!
>wtf?
>PROCEED, CITIZEN!

>Why does this land hate my tires?!

>>26496882
>fetlocks unshorn

/co/: Where a thread about the best little girls show for everyone can become Asshole Linguistics 101.

Never change.

>>26496882

>>26496962
We were discussing pony?

Say, has anyone tried to introduce MLP to the japanese? It worked pretty well when we introduced it to that Russian chan.

>>26497006
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU'VE GOT MAIL!

>>26496994
WTF does that mean!?

>>26496921
If you're south of Tahoe, you're still not Northern California™. The furthest south you can be and still qualify in my book is Auburn or Yuba City.

Or Ukiah, but nobody lives there.

>>26496957
is that fake?

>>26497018
it means they're naughty little ponies.

>>26497018
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetlock

The hair near the hooves of horses

>>26497019
>Nobody lives there
Iseewhatyoudidthere.

I was fucking heartbroken to see the mill got closed.

>>26497019

I believe I already commented on your poor geography skills, so I'll just say this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_slang

I did not know that existed.

>>26497012
The Japanese are so inoculated against big-eyed cutesy slice-of-life things that they would be immune to the charms of the show

>>26497021
Everything about me is fake.
I've lived all over the east coast and visited the west coast a bit.
I sound like whoever I'm talking to at the moment.

all these people doing the voice thing makes me want to do it. but there is a tv in the background and its really late.

>>26496411
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vGhCCrL8R5oqvMsJ4

are most of you from Cali?
>mfw someone from California thinks they don't have an accent

>>26497064
Turn off the TV?

speaking of late i'm off to bed
i've got a permit test in the morning.
Wish me luck!
>>26497086
i'm not the one watching it

>>26497030
hair? seriously i thought it was something perverted

>>26497053
My geography is fine. We true northerners just don't want to be associated with you queers in faggot country.

Jesus fuck these threads suck this time of night.

>captcha is ironically "makeyou social"

>>26497085
Nah, I fled Cali when the gettin was good, wound u in Alaska for a stint, now sit in Washington.

>>26497105
It drives mares into riotous lust.

>>26497018
>>26497018
The fetlocks are the fur above and behind the hoof. It hangs over the hoof if the farmer doesn't trim it. Some horses are classically expected to grow the fetlocks, like clydesdales.

There's a picture where Luna is complaining that colts aren't trimming their fetlocks. I don't have it.

Gilda = HUGER BITCH THAT ORIGINALLY PERCEIVED TO BE IN MY EYES BLUH BLUH

>>26497085
I'm in Cali.

Lived in Illinois for a while, but I didn't pick up any accent from there.

>>26497054
Probably.

My dream is that some day we'll be able to see real Japanese FIM porn.

>>26497105
are you kidding? unshorn fetlocks are a major turn-on.

>>26497107

>true northerner

What does that even mean? What is distinct about the culture up there?

>>26497127
Am I tired, or does this make no sense at all?

>>26497136
You will instead get this.

>>26497153
Fluttershy's visibly crying.

>>26497127
But seriously, who the fuck would ship that piece of shit. It's impossible to do.

>>26496957

>>26497170
I still don't get what is written there?
>>26497105
Here.

>>26497163

>>26497153
She's a huge bitch and he originally noted her existence inside his eyes. I don't see what's so confusing

>>26497163
Goddamn it.

>>26497152
We have trees and horses and snow and mountains and conservative tendencies.

>>26497153
it doesn't make sense

>>26497173
Easy. Fluttershy is extremely susceptible to abusive lovers. angel bunny

>>26497204

>conservative tendencies

Ah, that'll do it.

Am i board or is this stupid

>>26497204
I love being able to go to where there's snow almost any time I want with just a few hours drive. All while never getting any where I live.

>>26497204
So you're the cousinfucking part of California?
Got it.

>>26497127
I'm going to use my amazing mental powers to conclude that "that" should have been "than" and thus he's saying that this screen has caused him to regard Gilda with more contempt than he held for her character previously.

>>26497237
depends. do you appear to have any visible / / marks on your body?

>>26497232
You're a Niners fan, aren't you?

>>26497245
Like Seattle! going skiing this weekend

>>26497153
He dropped some letters, and typo'd a bit. Let me translate:

>Gilda = HUGER BITCH THA[N] ORIGINALLY PERCEIVED TO BE IN MY EYES BLUH BLUH

'Gilda is a lot more of a bitch than I originally saw. Look at this screencap, Fluttershy isn't just scared she's actually crying, and Gilda still shrugs it off and is bitchy.'

>>26497256

I don't keep up with football enough to be a fan of anybody.

>>26497182
You should hear me after playing a Legacy of Kain game for a few hours.

>>26497237
Both

>>26497245
It's not the same if it doesn't visit you.

>>26497251
>>26497263
Damn, a fellow genius.

We should collaborate so we can cure AIDS and discover the Higgs boson and shit.

>>26497287
Exactly. It's better.

>>26497287

That's sort of the point though, isn't it?

I can go to the snow any time I want and don't have to deal with it when I don't want.

Ive been going to ponychan, and it's alot like the older threads we used to have minus any of the fun.

There will never be a perfect pony imageboard ;_;

>>26497295
>>26497296
It's a shame that you guys will never know the simple joy of waking up to freshly fallen snow in your yard.

>>26497287
They haven't lived if they haven't seen alpenglow like that.
Fuck, the last time I saw blue like that was in Alaska, I miss that. Every so often I get a tinge of it here, but, half the year with it kinda spoils you.

>>26497127
Well Trip, I'm glad I'm clearly not the only one drinking in these threads.

WHO WANTS TO SEE A NIPPLE?
Because I'm drawing right now

>>26497319
Sounds like Lassen County is the place for you. It snows enough in the winter to be awesome, but not enough to become a pain in the ass.

But the important thing is when Fluttershy got to the "I could just scream" part, I nearly cried from the awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbIGnY_DSIE

>>26497317
Almost never happens where I live, but I enjoy it when it does.

Fuck, last December was the first white Christmas I've ever had in my entire life.

>>26496735
I had to look at the post you're quoting to figure out what you were trying to say when you were trying to say "Syrup"

Also you got a lot of the questions wrong.

>>26497317
Yes I have. I lived near Chicago for three years.

Fuck snow outside my door.

>>26497329
We had a straight-hair pinkie pie thing going on earlier. If you're drawfriending, you should throw one on that stack.

>>26495706
>>26495930

>>26497332
Oh, winters never gave me any trouble in Alaska, hell, I kinda miss the place, beyond the high violence.
Then again, you carried.

>>26497263
OH!
I was reading "huger" as "HUNGER".
No wonder I was confused. But, she runs away LOUDLY sobbing. So there's no way you could miss that she made her cry...

Also, Fluttershy has a "being scared" fetish.
http://badgerhead.deviantart.com/art/Fluttershy-And-The-Griffon-201967038?q=gallery%3Abadgerhead&
;qo=0

>>26497317

If by never you mean never again, I think I can live with it.

>>26497305
This one seems to be chugging along pretty well

Alright, maybe not this specific thread, but in general

>>26497354
Oh fine. But I'm dee-runk, so I'm warning you ahead of time of the level of bad.

Just finished my last day of undergrad, and apparently a glass of whiskey goes further than it used to.

>>26497287
true
even though this isn't snow

Fuck your shit you guys don't know nothing about real snow and ice.

>>26497373
Ok, not in general, but we are a fun, disgruntled family.

>>26497373
/co/ pony threads are still fine for me. We get some bad, some good, some great.

It's still a big delicious burrito of topics.

>>26497397
So long as we never stop having cute pictures of ponies

>>26497389
Fuck I hate that comic.

How can a character with almost no discernible dialogue and an OC make me cry like a bitch?

>>26497397
+3 hunger
damnit.

>>26497336
>>26497343
You should have been here two winters ago when we had a cold air inversion for a solid two weeks in early December. It got down to -22 overnight a few times. A house even burned to the ground because the pump trucks froze solid in the ten minutes it took them to get to the fire.

My beard froze when I had to go feed the horses in the morning. Shit was so cash.


>>26497381
Neither is this.

>>26497397
That's why I like it here.

It's like a potluck. Everyone brings shit to the table, and you just sample what you like.

>>26497397

I'm not sure what dueling California elitism has to do with ponies, but the conversation's been fun.

>>26497410

You sample shit?

>>26497413
>Fun
And we reached the goat of the general.

>>26497365
That story confused me when I read it
I guess Fluttershy was confused too
I'll read it again after I get some sleep

>>26497384
>He thinks i don't know anything about ice and snow

>>26497410
I like that description.

and no I don't mean because it contains the word 'shit', stop obsessing about that.

>>26497423
*baaaaah~*

>>26497419
As slang for 'stuff', yes.

>>26497423

>>26497403
We built these threads on a solid foundation of cute ponies. I don't think they're ever going away