FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR MARKER

>>26492475
What marker?

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dalsson
If anyone wants to get in halfway through epsode 3.
You might be scared off by my bumper.
Yes, that is the goal.

>>26492499
>>26492496
That marker

>>26492496
nite guys

>>26492499
Damnit.

So who's praying that the eventual cosplayers who'll go to SDCC and NYCC has at least some desirable looking people?

Why does everyone want to fuck markers in these threads?

I love ponies

>>26492566
Just look at it!

>>26492565
I'm working out now because I'd like to be able to go as manly Spike.

>>26492565
nope enjoy your british pinkie pie gala cosplay

So what scene/episode really made you like a pony?

Episode 19 with the diamond dogs and the scene where Rarity is whining really made her one of my favourite ponies. Definately top 3 out of the 6.

sometimes i wish i was lick

>>26492566
>theysohorny.png

we need more pudgie pie, that guy in the other thread is right.

>>26492565
>Going to conventions
NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>26492566
Because of Leth's animal magnetism. He's a beast I tell you. A horrible monstrous Beast.

>>26492593

I wish lick was real

>>26492615
conventions are fun even if you don't give a fuck about anime

take some friends and you can have a blast almost anywhere

>>26492588
Sweetie Belle when she faces off against Scootaloo and Applebloom in a rug and basket.

I really liked Stare master.

>>26492565
>awkward, moderately homely underage 3DPD girls sweating all weekend in costumes that are bordering on fursuits
This probably trips some peoples' triggers but not mine.

>>26492615
>going to comic con
Sweet
>the anime section at nycc
FUCKING LOW ORBITAL MISSILE STRIKE FOR ALL THE BEASTWHALES!

>>26492593
>You will never be licked on the face by your favourite pony

>>26492604
that Mini horses are awesome?

I have heard of a fanfic where rarity kills flutershy and turns her into a dress. can tell me where it is? or at least tell me the name? pic possibly related

>>26492588

The Rarity whining, Sonic Rainboom with Flutter Shy in general, and Part of One with Pinkie.

After Party of One I had to keep reminding myself that Pinkie Pie wasn't best pony.

Rainbow Dash is best pony.

Alright, same as last thread.

Requesting Rarity/Pinkie. It needs to exist, one niche fic doesn't cut it.

>>26492679
>You will also never be licked by a member of the sex you find most attractive.

>>26492691
It's really terrible.

>>26492721
I want to see that.

>>26492691
>That picture.

I was basing a Tzimisce fashion designer for an oWoD rp off of Rarity, and that picture pretty much me the happiest thing ever to see.

Here was that humanized Pinkity story that was talked about last thread.

"Another thousand years!"

*drink*

You didn't hear it from me, but Roogna has a crush on Twilight

>>26492703
>He thinks Rainbow Dash is the best pony!

It's obviously a tie between Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie.

>>26492813
S-Shutup, I do not, dweeb!

She has a blank flank daughter, about Twilight Sparkle's age, that she pretends is an assistant who she's 'offering work for' to help her out. She even has brochures she picked up for the ruse. "Helping Hoofs" or something equally creepy.

I have nothing backing it up, but I just feel that someone that obsessed about politics wouldn't raise a kid right, and when the chickens come to roost about it, she covers it up so it 'won't damage her career'.

I can't find any Pinke/Rarity images.

Well well well.

>>26492814
>implying it isn't Sweetie Belle

Well, I had a shitty day. But this completed request of mine helps. Plus, I graduate tomo- er, today.

(Drawn by LK, colored by Tanman)

>>26492691

I heard of one where she walls Sweetie Belle up and haven't found either.

>>26492857
Congratulations? Is it High School or College?

>>26492853

I see a lot of pictures of them together, but not romantically.

question:
what makes Lyra so special, I don't get it

>>26492814

They get second and third place.

I stand my ground as the only person who knows that Rainbow Dash is best pony.

This helped too. I title it Rarity In The Sky With Diamonds.

Why is there a lack of guro in this fandom?

>>26492904
she's sea-foam blue

What would happen if Issac met a talking rainbow pony?

>>26492887
High school, and I start college in July.

What are friends for?
Fluttershy needed to get laid, after all. She just didn't know it.

>>26492937
>Implying Fluttershy isn't the biggest slut in town

>>26492874
http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/3750.html

>>26492909
I think a better question would be, why isn't there enough guro in this fandom.

>>26492914
Protect it?
>>26492937
Is this an every thread thing now? Do it in the daytime

>>26492927

Congratulations. You're in for a hell of a time.

>>26492847

I can never hear the word 'career' without rarity saying it like she does that time in Green isn't your Color.

Then it repeats in my head for an hour.

>>26492950
>Implying Fluttershy isn't the biggest slut in town
All the more reason Applejack is a good friend by getting her laid.

>>26492856

>>26492937
>>26492950
after being satisfied by big mac, what filly WOULDN'T turn tricks to get even a fraction of that sensation?

>>26492969

Oh, you asshole! Now I got it in my head too, complete with her snarling face.

>>26492937
>My quiet and reserved waifu pony being raped senseless

No thanks.

>>26492962
>Is this an every thread thing now? Do it in the daytime
I didn't mean to contribute to overposting, just saw this a handful of threads ago this morning and there was no duplicate file when I posted it.

Meant no offense, brony.

>>26492990

IF I HAVE TO HEAR IT, SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE

>>26492927
Here's a tip: Don't be a philosophy major unless you can bullshit like a pro, and are capable of talking in circles without LOOKING like you're talking in circles. And never, EVER take more than one or two Philosophy classes at the same time. I was a dumbass and took four in the same semester. Shot my GPA right in the goddamn foot.

>>26492955
>>26492909
You're both sick fucks, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to request On-model herm porn with Fluttershy and Rarity.

>>26492839
back off twilight is mine

>>26492999
"Raped"? She's not being RAPED, she's just...
I mean, it's-

Applejack is there to cheer her on! She needs moral support for her first time, that's all!

Well, I can see where this thread is going (big surprise), and my bad mood isn't helping. So instead of being an annoying attention whore, I'll just keep to myself and only reply when necessary.

Also, here's something I thought was funny (again by LK).

>>26492937

>Straight Big Mac
>Straight Fluttershy

>>26493049
>Fluttershy's face when Big Mac just fucks and chucks her.

>>26492999

You can still see Flutter Shy as quiet and reserved, even after being in this fandom?

I envy you, sir.

>>26493071
People... don't?

>>26492953
Awesome!
Okay, I also heard of Trixie atticking Rainbow with tentacles but only found a Twilight one. I assume it's a series, but I didn't find it so I must be dumb

>>26493018
Taking a course in avionics (it's a tech school), so no bullshitting for me!

>>26493071
>fanfiction
>>26493063
You'd best unfuck those yuri goggles from your face son.

>>26493063
big mac isn't gay, or if is he's only bi

>>26493087
You haven't seen Futashy or Sluttershy have you?

>>26493099
Well, that certainly sounds like something with a future. But never underestimate the power of carefully worded nonsense. Bullshit always has a place when departmental bureaucracy gets out of hand.

>>26493046

Fuck off Underwear, or whatever your name is. Twilight belongs only to the Great and Powerful Trixie! Come at me, bro! COME AT ME!

>>26493132
Why does Trixie have a dead fetus for a left arm?

>>26492914
From the thumbnail I thought that said "NUKE US WHALE".

>>26493119

Or the season finale?

>>26493063
>straight Fluttershy
The fact that she's strapped down spread-legged to a sawhorse suggests that she didn't volunteer for this, so inferring sexual orientation from it seems presumptuous.

>>26492953
Wait holyshit I always saw that thread, I didn't realize that's what Fistfull was writing
>>26493071
I still see her as such as well

>>26493119
I haven't seen Futashy, don't really want to.
But Sluttershy never makes sense in my head. She's not like that. Though I wish she was a tad less softspoken. Just kind of like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh2qaoGuHkI

>>26493130
The only time my bullshit-fu will be necessary is when I start to watch season two (roommates and whathaveyou).

Also, yay Joseco wallpaper.

>>26493099

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said it was a college.

Someone wanted a colored version of the first Futashy.

Again, I work with the tools I have, and they're not fancy. Hope it'll do.

>>26493119
Doesn't affect my mental image
>>26493147
She failed to live up to her cutie mark, it happens to the best of us

>>26493193
>Get banned for a week.
>This is the first image I see while looking for the pony thread.

Why the fuck did I even miss you guys in the first place?

>>26493204
Sorry I'll post nice things the rest of the night.

Let's talk about why we love Twist
I like to pretend I'm not the only Twist fan sometimes
;_;

>>26493132
your nothing compared to my power

>>26493193
>I maybe could
You did! It was me and thank you

>Futashy
>Sluttershy

What the fuck man.

>>26493204
Because we are capable of both the greatest good and the greatest evil?

>>26493204
What do you have against cute ponies doing cute things Anonymous.

Defrost your heart.

>>26493204

>doesn't like Megasweet

I don't know. Leave already.

>>26493177
Here now, he's learning a trade. That's more than can be said for me. Academia isn't even my strong suit.

Still requesting Rarity/Pinkie. Somebody draw it.

>>26492736
as in poorly written?

>>26493225

I like her because she's excited about growing mature. So she'll be a virgin who's easy to fuck.

>>26493154
>lesbian ponies
Okay, nothing new here, I-
>being raped by colts
fetish acquired

>>26493235
It's okay. I've had a shitty-enough day that pretentious-fuckhead-knowitalls like him don't really compare. I don't have enough time or patience to reply (save this, I guess).

>>26492847
"I don't care if some little HOOLIGANS think they can FIX YOUR PROBLEM, the committee will be here any moment, and if they even GLANCE at you, this campaign'll be over. The attack ads will never stop! My career will be over in a flash, and we'll have to move! Do you want that, Marigold, do you WANT to ruin Mommy's dream? DO YOU?!?!

NOW GET INSIDE, AND STAY IN THE BACK UNTIL I TELL YOU TO COME OUT!!!"

>>26493238

It was done in that 'Pinkie Pie with do it with anything that moves' or whatever the title was picture.

I don't have it, but it's out there.

>>26493255
Sometimes you make it hard for me to love you, Anonymous

>>26493226

Broly VS Perfect Trixie. Now that I'd like to see!

Can I request a little Caramac? Just a little.

>>26493225
I was always on your side.

>>26493275
stop taking the internet seriously my friend. please.

>>26493259
I had that fetish Loooong before i came here.

I hate you all.

>>26493307
No, that's a terrible ship and doesn't need encouraged.

>>26493225

Cause she's adorable and will be a heart breaker of a pony when she grows up.

>>26493328
>>26493259
Then it's agreed: More dyke ponies and forced heterosexuality

>>26493293
SS3 broly btw,oh wait whats this? SS4 outta nowhere and power still growing

anyone have the picture of the now you take a nap scene of Cupcakes?

>>26493259
"Now I know it's tough love, sugarcube, but this here's how the Apple family has always come to cure that damnable 'hoe-mo-seckshualizzim' that's runnin' rampant through yer poor soul!"

Is Fimchan down for anyone else? Or is it just me?

>>26493325
Sorry. I've just had a bad day. I'm trying to take it easy. Maybe some Octavia will help.

>>26493235

Tech school is fine for what it is. So is Driver's Ed. And, I don't know, Scuba Diver School. Those ladies who give piano lessons.

It just isn't college.

>>26493328
Should have used a hipster picture

>>26493225
not even your wild imagination can make you forget the fact that no one else, NO ONE, likes Twist. Even Lauren Faust said she sucks.

Teehee, I'm starting rumors. And I don't really mind if you like terrible characters.

>>26492937

>Reading an updated FlutterDash fanfic
>Flutter Shy gets accidentally knocked unconscious by Apple Jack
>"Don't worry Flutter Shy, I'll take good care of ya"
>Immediately think of this pic
>mfw

>>26493356
Why did I read that in her voice, and why don't I have any AJ reaction images?

>>26493231
>Not hating any and all artists who come into these threads for no reason

Fuck you guys, these artists arnt your friends. They're artists and I can feel however i damn well please about them.

>>26493363
No, I posted LK's Lyra picture after Tanman colored it, and that was not too long ago.

>>26493293
Oh anon, I know you're the only one who posts that picture because of the filename.

>>26493332

Anything Big Mac is terrible. He's the shittiest male character on the show.

>>26493395
That's not how you spell Fluttershy

>>26493395
>Snails and Snips
>Not the shittiest characters in existence.

>>26493351
Yes. Forces heterosexuality is fun.
>>26493370
You say that like it's a bad thing.

3 min quickfic! 1st reply! Go!

>>26493426
Scootaloo shooting people.

>>26493426

Crackship: Celestia x CMCs

>>26493393

I was there when you drew it! You should draw some more DBZ ponies sometime.

Yes, I think Octavia helps...

>>26493426
Celestia joining the wonderbolts.

quick somepony shop >>26493356
onto >>26492937

Is Sarge still around? I love Twist, I wonder about his opinion of her.

>>26493426
Derpy gets cloned and both derpys wreak havoc all over Ponyville.

>>26493351
TADA I HOPE YOU LIKE IT I SPENT FORTY HOURS IN PHOTOSHOP

>>26493314

I never really was on your side.

>>26492847
Overbearing parent stifling child's own self-discovery by picking out a path for her, and getting angry at the kid for never accepting it fully.

>>26493438
Sweetie Belle accidentally uses her inhibited unicorn magic and becomes a Scootabloom Belle.

>>26493453

>>26493469
Dash is Asexual?

I am OK with this.

>>26493431 Scootaloo shooting people.

"And zat is ze purpose of ze F-stop."

Scootaloo's eyes widened. She didn't know that was how cameras worked, but now she could think of all sorts of possibilities. It would help her takes pictures from her scooter without blurring, for one.

She started shooting people that very afternoon. Each and everyone was dead surprised to be shot from a moving scooter, but none complained.

And when her photo album was complete, she gave them to Pinkie Pie, anonymously, numbered.

MLP: FiM The Video Game.

1)Would you buy it?
2)If so, what genre would you like it to be?

>>26493469
>>26493351

>Yeah Apple Jack I can't hang out with you anymore.
>Why?
>Well last time you tied me to a bed and had Big Mac rape me, for one.
>And?
>Yeah this is a restraining order.

>>26493528
What did pinky pie do with them though?

>>26493547
Speaking of vidya ponies...

>>26493547
If it's a fighting game I'd buy it, but it would most likely be a unfun party game.

>>26493547
1: Yes
2: Fighting

>>26493547
Yes.

RPG or Fighting.

>>26493525
First off, the word you're looking for is homosexual, and second, no, she isn't, I've seen, pictures.

>>26493395
>talking shit about Big Mac
So help me I will fucking cut you.

>>26493548
"Well horseapples! HEY BIG MAC! IT DIDN'T TAKE WITH RAINBOW DASH! Y'ALL BETTER GET THE RELATIVES ON THE HORN, WE'RE TAKIN' HER UP TO STAGE TWO!"

>>26493547

1.Yes
2.Hentai Dating Sim. Preferably humanized

>>26493485

Pinkie Pie gets a 'Blank Flank' counterpart like Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash have.

What is he or she like?

>>26493547
If I could buy it in one of these

>>26493609
That's weird, you're weird

>>26493607
All the way to sixth base?

That's harsh

>>26493607

Apple Jack wait I said no-

>>26493631

OH CELESTIA HOW MANY DID YOU CALL

>>26493607
>>26493631
>>26493548
>>26493469
>>26493351
I want to say someone should write a clopfic about this, but really, I just have a thing for girls getting other girls raped.

>>26493627

What? I said humanized.

>>26493493
Unfortunately, due to the pegasus' stinging glands being partially formed, she only lived for another two hours.

>>26493469
>filename

G'night everybody. Apologies for this.

>>26492999
Why you think she's so quiet and reserved? Cause she got raped. Makes perfect sense.

>>26493547
1)Yes.
2) Old school platformer. You could switch between three ponies freely. Dash could fly for a while and... dash. Applejack could move boxes and Twilight Sparkle could use magic.

>>26493643
"Well now sugarcube, that's for me to know and you to find out, ain't it?

Applebloom? Fetch me the rope."

We need more lesbian ponies!
we dont have enough!

>>26493675
I chuckled. Good show, SB

>>26493590

What did Big Mac ever do in the show that was cool? Struggle to lift AJ's bags? Barely pull the family plow? Kick his own ass and get an injury? Say a handful of stupid one-liners? Offer to wear his grandmother's girdle around town? Face it, Big Mac is shit. Cope with the situation.

>>26492615
>mai otp
>Spike gripping her tail and drooling
>blushes all around

>>26493675
Oh great, you made her look like a foal.

>>26493675
>everyone draws on-model porn

>>26493566
Well, it's a funny story. Pinkie Pie thought they were some sort of destiny chart being slipped through her mailslot. The first one had "cupcakes" written on the back, because the pony depicted was eating a cupcake.

So, Pinkie Pie did what came naturally. She invited them all over, one by one, to make cupcakes with them.

>>26493728
Humanized sucks, get with the times grandpa.

>>26493702
If anything, we need more straight dickings.
These ponies have been dykes too long

>>26493717
I can't face or perspective good yet. Trying.

>>26493728
That barely qualifies as either.

>>26493756
pleasedontbetrolling
pleasedontbetrolling
pleasedontbetrolling
pleasedontbetrolling
pleasedontbetrolling
pleasedontbetrolling
pleasedontbetrolling
pleasedontbetrolling
pleasedontbetrolling
pleasedontbetrolling
pleasedontbetrolling
pleasedontbetrolling

>>26493623
Lanserr. Exchange Student Pony from Struttgart she volunteers to give lodging for.

Constant poker face. Laughs at nothing. Only really ever studies when at her place, and barely acknowledges her hollering, singing and dancing.

Pinkie Pie's ultimate challenge, basically.

Good night, all. I hope Albuquerque doesn't die of carbon monoxide tonight.

These threads need to be condemned.
For fuck sake you sick little gremlins just find something else to do until the new season. You're raping a good cartoon to death. Just look at yourselves, I wasnt even against there being porn but you had to go off the damn deep end and now its all futa, scat and rape with you freaks. Its just like being on /a/ again. We used to dread what the Japanese would do if they ever got ahold of this series - but youre beating them to the punch. Look in the mirror people.

>>26493520
awesome,we made it even better

>>26493741
Seems logical.

>>26493756
I agree, i'm tired of all this sissy homo shit.

Hetero is best.

>>26493570
>>26493572
>>26493577

Then you'd better hope this gets finished then - http://www.ponychan.net/chan/collab/res/5925.html

>>26493784
OH NO YOU'RE RIGHT I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS TO MY ATTENTION

time to turn my life around

>>26493784
Only one faggot like the scat though.

>>26493784

>>26493822
>I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON

WE WEREN'T EVEN TESTING FOR THAT.

>>26493784
There was porn?

I'm far too busy posting pictures of Rarity to pay attention.

>>26493784
I've drawn castration porn of this. Be happy I don't post that. Baby.

>>26493851
More of them.
Please.

>>26493697

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>26493897
and then we come to
>>26493469

>>26493784
>We used to dread what the Japanese would do if they ever got ahold of this series - but youre beating them to the punch. Look in the mirror people.

Haha. This is actually true. Except for the part about the dreading. I had hoped Japan would provide us dickgirls, but instead we did it ourselves.

Fuck yeah America and/or Europe and/or South America.

>>26493872
There is nothing Rarity can't do where she won't look fabulous while doing it. Climbing a mountain? Better bring a scarf bitch.

>>26493819
celestia stop your going to kill her. and may no god have mercy on your soul

>>26493814

>>264938
don't worry I got 'er aj!

She's an evil enchantress
She does evil dances
And if you look deep in her eyes
She'll put you in trances
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
And she'll gobble you up
In a big, tasty stew

Sooooooooooooooo...
WATCH OUT!

so tired of this Sluttershy nonsense.

lets talk about a real tramp... that Mayor Mare.

>>26493002
It's just that it is here
>>26490780
and was just drawn and posted the thread before, bronie

>>26493822
I dont mind if youre a horrible person. Thats your prerogative. Go watch your dog take a shit and jack off to it - more power to you. But dont you have any sense of restraint in you? Cant you at least let it go a full year before you go Jap-level psycho on this cartoon? Do any of you even like this show at all?

>>26493977
We did.
>>26492847

>>26493989
wait.........................there's a cartoon?

>>26493862
...I didn't know that was even a fetish

>>26493784
> futa
I know it makes you feel uncomfortable, but a squick is a squick - and an opinion, not a fact.

>>26493353
>yfw raging blast 3 will have ss4 broly

>>26494013

not enuf. i heard she... twilight sparkle.

oh my

>>26493989
we got so anxious waiting for Japan to fuck this cartoon up that we decided to get it over with and be done with it.

This show was doomed from the start.

>>26493989
Could always just ignore what you don't like.

There's plenty that I ignore in threads. Since this is an unfiltered and unrestricted place, the best and the worst come through here. Just have to deal with it.

>>26493862
You better fucking post it you cunt.

>>26494035
It's a power thing. Doesn't mean I'm happy about it.

Can anyone post that pic of Rarity and the Mayor with their glasses swapped?

>>26494075
I don't think it'd be appreciated.

>>26494040
SS3 broly was unflinchable,SS4 broly will be undamageable by physical attacks and normal blast

>>26494109
I would appreciate it.

Does anyone have that flash where it's a pony and it's characteristics are changing rapidly (colour, hair, accessories, cutie mark, etc) while a song plays in the background?

Hey, gang. I see we have a nice moral panic going on here.

>>26494075
Why would you want that?

>>26493897
RD up here,they cant fly

>>26494156
where?

>>26494156
Yeah, we're all doomed, haven't you heard?

>>26493989

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI

>>26494156

Just so many FEELINGS

Hey guys, has any one ever drawn porn of Gummy? I mean, they ARE the best character.

>>26494156
Morals are for pussies.

>>26494137
http://swfchan.com/19/94421/?PonyPonyPony.swf

Who is the poniest pony?

>>26494195
Predestination is as lame as it is functionally useless.

>>26494211
Gummy nipple clamps.

>>26494225

Oh god, thank you.

>>26494240
Peachy Pie.

>>26494261
I don't want this to exist, yet I do.

>>26494177
Someone's going off their nut about how we're ruining the show, etc. etc. etc.

That kind of rage-bender is just plain silly. I might not like Faceless' stuff but I refuse to say THEY'RE RUINING EVERYTHING.

>>26494065
I have no problem ignoring things, Ive been doing it since the beginning. Its just sometimes I read all the sick shit you guys write and I wonder if e eryone in these threads now is just a troll? Or is this for real? I knew we would cross into furfag territory, that was inevitable. Ponies wearing panties and stuff yeah okay thats fine, this is /co/ afterall. But theres no backsies when you cross Jap-level. Once its getting into mindbreak rape and pages of corophilia garbage, its just like that other anon said - things are fucking done for. Ive seen it happen, Ive seen it happen so many times. Enjoy your short road to oblivion folks. At least the threads are starting to die down now anyway.

>>26494313
Hey look guys, the self-desginated cool kid's poppin' a middle finger and biking off into the sunset. The breeze flirting through his jean-shorts must feel fuckin' awesome as the sun beats down on his fat-kid tank top.

>>26494313
We get it man, you hate the japanese

>>26494313

LOL see you in the next thread.

>>26494313
>At least the threads are starting to die down now anyway.
>4000+ posts made on Thursday

>>26494313
Oh, we have not even reached Japan levels yet. You think this is bad? If the Japanese ever truly get their hands on this, we fucked. WE. FUCKED.

>>26494261
Do it.

Delicious Gilda-shy tickling.

Remember that time Fluttershy sucked off Rarity's horn?

Oh wait I haven't posted that anywhere yet.

>>26494313
>all this crazy japanese hate
I'm sorry, everyone, but this is all I can think of right now.

>>26494313
Why are you so worried? If you were here from the beginning you would at least get the gratification of seeing pony threads while they were good.

Good things don't last forever.

>>26494264
i hate my family,i wish i had a brother like big mac and a sister like twilight,a mom like fluttershy or applejack and a dad like rainbow dash or derpy,maybe even brebern, my family is so broken that we don't even care what the other members do, the only good family meber are my aunt wich is still around. my uncle,grandma and grandpa which are gone,why does everyone have a better family.i would kill them all,but the only thing preventing my rage from consuming me is my aunt,and the only thing preventing me from hunting them down is my house

>>26494418

>>26494203

One day, I'll be married to a beautiful woman. And she'll ask me why I fell in love with her in the first place. And I'll say because you remind me of Pinkie Pie

jk, that'll probably never happen

>>26494203
The fuck is up with /co/ MLP and FEELINGS? You'd think we're all faggots or something.

>>26494400
Derpy took care of the Japan problem
She knew

>>26494400
>Implying japan will ever get subtitles
Ive been lurking 2chan for months and i haven't seen ponies once.
>>26494514
This show is about FEELINGS.

This thread needs more Heart Fixer.

>>26494313
You are this mad.

And Strawberry Fluff.

>>26494567
>This show is about FEELINGS.
Nope.
It's about cartoon ponies. You faggots just like suckin' dick in the backseat of a car chase.

And maybe a little Cloud Dancer.

>a dad like rainbow dash
Self centered and causally abusive?

Braeburn would probably be a pretty cool dad though, in that kind of "My dad is super embarrassing all the time but I still really love him" kind of way. Someone should write some stories like that. All the Braeburn stories I've seen so far have been strange gay porn.

>If the Japanese ever truly get their hands on this, we fucked. WE. FUCKED.
If by fucked you mean that we'll lose interest and stop posting until season 2 comes out, then I guess so. I really don't see why people always talk about some irrelevant thing on the internet like its the end of the world.

You know what really fucks people up? Tornadoes. Tornadoes will fuck you your entire town.

>>26494573

is there any way to fix a broken heart?

>>26494599
This show is about bat-shit crazy Pinkie Pie

Delicious Pinkamina molesting Pinkie Pie.

>>26494450

They are in for quite a tasty treat, I'd say!

>>26494599
>You faggots just like suckin' dick in the backseat of a car chase.
To be honest, that does sound really awesome.

>>26494450
> ... and Twilight did nothing but study to the point of exhaustion and staved off dropsy with an orange.

Parents, don't let your ponies grow up to be cowboys OR grad students.

>>26494450
Fluttershy sucked off Twilight's horn, and I DID POST IT NIGGA
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LzFaNNcHdyddEPhdzNLSzvVHXTpw5s3eu3teXm-8TDQ/edit?hl=en&pli=1

>>26494457
Youre right of course. I do feel good about that.

>>26494366
Yeah ROFL see you next thread bro! Cant wait to see that new comic: futa Fluttershy being gang-raped by faceless stallions while she is beaten and force-feed fresh shit as she cries for her friends. Drawn by Megasweet! I wouldnt miss it man!

>>26494632
HONK HONK

The horror!
THE HORROR!

>>26494632

dat teat grabbin

>>26494450
You snide little bastard.

>>26494668
wHaT?

desktop ponies

http://desktopponies.co.cc/

>>26494668
>HONK HONK

>post in /b/
>forgot the state of my name
this won't end well

>>26494696
I would love it if fluttershy had a 'yay.' animation.

Also, does any one else talk to theirs when they crave companionship?

>>26494450
> aftercare is super-fun.

>>26494657
I think ive read this fic before.

>>26494721
No i just talk to you guys.

>>26494668

The most furry thing in the history of the FiM fandom.

So I stumbled onto this at Walmart today.
Can you find two things wrong with this?

>>26494761
applejuice?

>>26494762

>>26494663
MS drew pony porn for the first time like three days ago. Quit sperging newfag.

>>26494731
Well I don't post it as often as that one pic you've seen before

>>26494790
actually I'm pretty sure she said she drew one of them a long time ago but never posted it

Uhhh, that the toothpaste is for toddlers and not adults?

>>26494762
Nope!

>>26494756
>>26494714
>>26494693
You know, I never realized how many things in /co/ actually go honk. And Chen.

>>26494788
>>26494839
Nope.
Twilight and Fluttershy aren't on the box.

>>26494790
If it was anyone but Megasweet it wouldn't have been as bad.

>>26494773
yeah. i'm posting shit that i never get to repost and aren't in the FiMchan thread. at least i think they're not.

>>26494762
the box looks wrinkled, so it's probably been tampered with

>>26494849
>One of these honks is not like the others.
>One of these honks is dangerous beyond words.

>>26494762
I thought that was a bottle of milk for a second. now that would be wrong and awkward....

>>26494599
>>26494644
Yeah that does sound quite exciting

>>26494762

1) you are not at the check out line
2) you are not handing the cashier all of your money

>>26494788
>>26494788
>>26494788
The worst part is that even if that is trolling, I can still completely believe it.

>>26494852

Did you also notice that Applejack STILL DOES NOT HAVE HER HAT?

>>26494896
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

>>26494896
Why must you tempt us so?

>>26494859
Why are you leaving again?

>>26494892
It's fake.

>>26494788
how the hell does toothpaste kill someone?

>>26494858
Fucking this.

Also I'm getting sick of people bitching about MLP smut, especially when Regular Show generals which are filled with gay porn half the fucking time.

>>26494762
Hell yeah I do... Fluttershy is missing.

>>26494945
and twilight......................is this the new cupcakes?

>>26494841
The fact is doesn't say My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, no Fluttershy, or Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie is missing the Pie part, Applejack doesn't have her hat?

>>26494936
Flouride is shit you don't want to deal with, not to mention the other shit they put in that shit.

Shit.

>>26494963
>Flouride
its orajel
its Flouride free

>>26494936

it's a joke.

>>26494932
Is it? Is it really?
>>26494841

>>26494788
Has to be a shoop.

Flouride can't be that bad. they grow plenty of ouranges there

>>26494926
Eh, I'm not sure. There was a really shitty string of threads a couple of nights back that made me rethink my stance on being here, but I think that was just me focusing on the negative. But I've already gave out my tripcode, so I can't go back to being AppleJuice if I do come back. And I'm sure people are tired of the 'leaving forever and then coming back' thing. So, yeah. I dunno what I'm doing.

>>26495025
and a shitty one at that

>>26494963
you mean the stuff in the mint toothpaste,no wonder the guy died,mint flavored anything sucks,it burns,now if toothpaste was sour then it would be fine

>>26494937
Being a non-drawfags sucks. We just get shit on all over by drawfags and there's nothing we can do about it.

>>26495036
oh hey applejuice is back FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME NOW are you planning on leaving forever yet again after tonight

>>26495051
>it burns

>>26495036

I don't think anyone capped your trip, and other than tripfag mcgee, no one tested it out. You could always just post as anon though if that's what you wanna do.

>>26495075
forgot mfw

>>26495036
yeah, I made a post in your fimchan expressing my pissed-offness at your constant leaving.
I never understood why you ever wanted to leave in the first place and all it seemed to do was piss people off when you came back.
Someone mentioned I think last night that your nightly sign off could be "I'm leaving forever, again" or something, I thought that was kind of funny.
but seriously just either stay or fade away please.
I like your shit, it's funny but fucks sake your leaving is annoying

>>26495056
Should we start trying to draw to retaliate?

>>26495080
Nope. He said he was leaving, and yet he's still here. He should have learned after his first two times fake leaving.

Either fucking stay or fucking go Jesus Dick.

>>26495036
>say your leaving forever
>icantquityou.jpg
>cant return
dude i've done it like twice.
I think you're forgiven

>>26495080
You realize that these threads are archived, right?

I did it again.

I officially declare that this thread needs more AppleDash.

I just watched Fall Weather Friends again and my god does it not make them shippable.

Also, I remember shouting "What the fuck are you doing here?" the first time I saw that ep, when Celestia shows up at the end.

>>26495109
No, if you respond you will look like a rectum rampaged dumbass.

It's a no-win situation for people who don't want porn, and it makes the pornfag annoying as fuck because they'll be constantly requesting it.

>>26495092
mint might as well be called spicy or something,can use or take anything thats minty without it burning the hell out of my mouth

>>26495036

Your shit is the funniest I've seen and I love it but you sure are a drama queen.

If you don't feel like making stuff then don't. If you do, post it and we'll all have a laugh. Nobody's going to fucking pretend to be you, because it's not even worth doing, and nobody would care without the pictures anyway.

>>26495155
FINALLY WE ARE ONE

>>26495109
That's what I've been practicing for.

>>26495193
post your shit, I have been practicing too

So, has anyone here ever had sexual relations with a horse or pony?

Fluttershy in armor. Is this awesome?

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/cr/artcast/31174-artcast-3

>>26495220

>>26495220
That is good arts.

Also, the first thing I thought of was her cowering behind a shield.

>>26495226
>thatguy
I stopped reading there

>>26495189
>>26495155

>>26495092
It may burn to some, I second that sour toothpaste would be fucking awesome

Got a game idea for next thread:

Everyone: watch a random episode and post something you never noticed before about it.

>>26495241
ChadRocco is a cool dude. It's worth watching.

He plays Eurobeat Brony's Evil Enchantress during the vid.

Appledash is the quite possibly the shittiest ship in the fandom.

>>26495219
I did with a dog; but not with a horse or a pony, no

>>26495250
sour stuff feels like it melts my teeth
now root beer toothpaste
i'd shell out some serious dough for that.

>>26495250
http://www.wholesalecentral.com/newfrontiermarketing/store.cfm?event=itemdetail&itemid=979922&am
p;returnto=

>>26495219
Nope, just house cat.

I am short a wineboner. WHY?

>>26495248
dat snuggles

>>26495153

>>26495269

>>26495275

Oh christ. I can feel my mouth imploding as we speak.

>>26495155
Only the strongest of Appledash for you /co/.

>>26495269
>>26495219

Average size of a human's penis 8===)
Average size of a horse's penis 8================)

Tell me that horse even knew you were there.

>>26495252
I have something I noticed in the synchtube, but I'll wait until next thread.

WHICH I'LL MAKE. SHOTGUN MOTHERFUCKERS

>>26495153
You shouldn't get so much mayo on those subs fluttershy

>>26495321
Horses don't have emotions, so who cares?

>>26495275
Holyshit awesome

I once ate so many Warheads it took a layer of skin off the inside of my cheek

>>26494909
>>26494922
Damnit, what got deleted?

>>26495321
I don't know if horses work the same way, but in humans most of the nerve endings in the vagina are in the first inch or so.

>>26495339
Nor souls.

>>26495282
Because it's a school night?

>>26495269
And, how was that?

>>26495321
Yeah she did I punched her in her huge fucking throat and when she choking i put a couple of broken chair legs in her cunt

>>26495345
"
>>26494788
Well of course you're going to die if you eat 57 goddamn tubes of it.

"

>>26495226
For anyone who cares it's basically the entire making of this pic set to Ponybeat music.

>>26495351
They do work that same way

>>26495220
Yes, I like-a de legs.

New thread

>>26495365
>>26495365
>>26495365
>>26495365
>>26495365

>>26495351
"most nerve endings" for delicate sensitive feeling, but there's nothing like being filled and full.

>>26495374
Sounds like we're all set for sensual pony love then.

>>26495164
But I know what some people don't like

Alright I'm out. It's quarter-past three, and I'm tired. Good night you bunch of perverts and deviants. I'll be back tomorrow, as usual.
...I really have nothing in my life, do I.

>>26495275
for the love of celestial where can i bye this,also does it come in waspbarry(rasbarry)

>>26495341
im actually pretty immune to anything sour,i have those warheads liquid candy i can take half the thing in one dripping if i wanted to

>>26495442
We'll always have season 1.

>>26495448
The website I linked sells it, but you have to buy at least 2632 tubes.

>>26495451
I suppose, but it's still an empty feeling.
Bah, I'd best leave now before I get all philosophical or start going on about feelings. Save you all the earwig.

>>26495448
It was the hard candies; I ate so many, and the initial sour I think is some kind of chemical. A layer really came off

>>26495374
but i read on the internet that animals don't get pleasure from sex
WAS THE INTERNET WRONG?!?!?
>>26495448
i'm more immune to spicy foods
I can drink red hots straight from the bottle

>>26495480
>2632 tubes
WTF why that many id rather take the mint then get that many

>>26495536
Yes.

>>26495360
She was in heat and all over me, I let it out and she had most of the control on top

I was raped, really

>>26495538
They're $0.38 for a tube, but your order has to be at least $1000.

Here's a tube on eBay: http://compare.ebay.com/like/310293889355?ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar

>>26495564
ffffffffffffffffffffffffuck i'm glad i dont have a dog anymore.

>>26495536
but can you eat 3 ghost peppers?