Fanimation appreciation thread!
Check this gem out!
ganton3.deviantart.com/#/d3hgfm0

>>26467716
you nigger

>>26467713

>>26467713

Who's the real nightmare moon?

>>26467713
Nightmare Moon was a terrible villain.

The only things she managed to defeat were 2 guards.

>>26467736
She defeated Celestia.

>>26467713
>Filename
Well fuck you too.

>>26467733
>>26467713
Hows the Unemployment working out for you two?

>>26467728
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU&NR=1&feature=fvwp

I don't think are enough "Fuck your marker" images.

>>26467750
Every Day is Sunday.

>>26467741
No, Celestia ran away until NMM was defeated, then she showed up.

>>26467713
neat, when did you add that who's who thing? I admit I lold when I got to your entry. Actually that board has changed a lot..

>>26467750
Leth's like a tech support guy living at home.

I have no idea what Isaac does.

>>26467750
>Unemployment
>working

http://www.sporcle.com/games/sproutcm/my-little-pony-or-porn-star
34 out of 45

Curse you G1 through G3.5 I only knew the main characters.

>>26467730
i dont get it but i still like it

>>26467770
He fucks markers, clearly.


...Sharpie-chan, is that you?

>>26467758
I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrarity.

>>26467730
Her special talent is shaking her ass at people?

That girl is going to go places.

>>26467769
>who's who thing

I almost never check the linkboard (no offense, Leth, you're doing Luna's work, I just already have most of those links bookmarked). So of course I had to indulge my ego and see if I was in there.

And you used Pony Joe. That's perfect.

>>26467691
R-Rainbow Dash?

>>26467812
Shut up and make sure that shit spreads evenly.

>>26467691
Whit haired RD is actually pretty hot.

>>26467831
>Trixie with wings is pretty hot

>>26467812
>And we now know why Scoots smells like shit.

>>26467807
Yeah, it would suck to be a contributor and not show up in there. Well, not really but I'm sure it wouldn't be all that great.

>>26467691
What secret? That she's a NeoPet?

>>26467839
Dash is the half-sister of Trixie

>>26467803
Her name is Moondancer, clearly her special talent is shaking her plot.

>>26467842
More NeoPet evidence. The jig is up, Dash!

>>26467865
who made this and is there more

>>26467865

>>26467878
Why would you want more.

That doesn't even make any sense.

>>26467865

I'm sure Rarity wouldn't be doing this if she hadn't done something to deserve this

>>26467865
>>26467891
I have the sad now.

>>26467891
>wing-spanking

What the..?

>Scootaloo crying

I guess I'm okay with this. I'm not heartless. I just want to console her.

>>26467891
moar! there has to be applebloom version

There one with Applebloom, but i kinda don't wanna post this one.

>>26467891
>>26467865
the fact you feel the need to spoiler these worries me.

>>26467901
I just read a fic today about Rarity killing Sweetie Belle by bricking her up in a wall, so I don't like it.

>>Spamming f5 for applebloom

>>26467930
Get some fucking autorefresh scripts foo.

>>26467930
>not using 4chan+

there better not be a dinky version

>>26467907
agreed, but sonofabitch you're hot with that hair

>>26467928
Cask of Amontillado is a classic, good sir

>>26467865
>Rarity beating her mentally slow sister, bit knowing how else to deal with her.
Fucking fuck. Her OCD that the show hints at makes this hit home to me.

I could see Applejack walking in on her beating Sweetie, and getting a beatdown, followed by breakdown on how she isn't able to run a shop while taking care of a foal with needs. The foal protective services don't notice the letter

>>26467938
>>26467940
Dunno about him, but I've got it and it doesn't work on the Mac version of Firefox 4.

>>26467928
where is this fic post link

>>26467928

Thats fucking horrid, why do people write these things?

I sort of appreciated cupcakes just for the utter shock and irony but we should be past that by now - STOP HURTING THE PONIES!

>>26467928
Wait what?

Link that shit.

there is no fic that guy is trollan

k, I got a pen here, wanna see if I can get that pic with Trixie and Twilight's mom done. can I get a ref pic on the latter?

i'm going to get scootaloo brand merchandise

>>26467966
Hurt the ponies? okay.

This is honestly the worst gore picture of all time, seriously what the fuck.

>>26467994

>>26467913
That's maybe even worse

>>26467999

Isnt there one tho with Twilight bringing her back to life?

>>26467994

>>26467877

>>26467999

>>26467999

>>26468011

>>26468011
It was drawn, and no matter of unicorn magic can take back what has been.

>>26467937
>>26467891
>>26467865
Each of these are wonderful

Here's some person from the other thread requesting more rule 63. Best 10 minute sketch I could give of Rainbro dash.

Oh what the hell. I've got an hour before bed. Requests are open. Give me something simple, and you'll get something sketchy like this in return.

Can't promise they won't have a bad case of sameface though, I'm not that good.

I-I mean, if you want to, that is.

>>26468026
>>26468029
Twilight's first taste of necromancy.

>>26468028

Oh good fuck I'm not even going to be able to sleep tonight...

>>26468028
It took me awhile to realize that her cat had been replaced with a meat cleaver.

>>26468029
>>26468026
Twilight, you're a wizard not a priest. Stop using healing spells.

>>26468038
buzz lightyear as a pony.

>>26468053
Balls. Alright, let's do it.

>>26468043
Twilight's second taste of necromancy.

>>26468050
She uses hax sourcebooks ain't gotta explain shit

>>26468047
aint nothin sexier than a horse in a bathrobe

>>26468050
She's not using healing magic. The pictures are just reversed. Twilight is actually tearing a huge hole in the side of Trixie with her magic

>>26468038
Fluttershy eating peanut butter

>>26468000
wasn't asking for a mindfuck, but there ya go.

>>26468037
Why man.

Here, have an entire fic on Applejack spanking Apple Bloom from the glory days of when fanfiction was written on .jpg

>>26468072
well it was the first result in my folder for her mom

>>26468061
What would Twilight use as her phylactery?

>>26468067
Why? Because she wants her hat. It's a good hat.

so no one has the dead sweetie fic?

>>26468088
It's that unicorn bust she's so protective of.

Dash almost broke it.

And FYI, this thread is FUCKING GRIM
captcha: use Sanimane.. so now we're puting ads for pony hair care products up?

>>26468101
http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/3750.html#3750

>>26468110
I blame that guy pushing for more gore in the past few days

>>26468117
thanks

I would love to have people who get off on gore in my company.

You fuckers would be chilling to work with. Sadly the military tries to limit the number whackjobs for some reason

>implying it works

>>26468110
I don't think it's that grim.

>>26468132
what an appledickdick

i swear some of these fics are simply too heavy to read

>>26468161
Why is everything so heavy in the future?

>>26468169

Damn. I wanted to see the Goddess Princess covered in pie.
same reason I slathered Zecora in Pasta

>>26468169
Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

this is posted on laurens da

http://soundcloud.com/nightcoltmusic/bronies-united-cutie-mark-1

i dont want to be apart of this fandom anymore

>>26468169
It's a gravity thing.

>>26468169
All the plutonium.

>>26468150
My cousin is a Navy Corpsman, he confided in me one night when he was drunk that he's a raging necrophiliac and he can never hold a relationship because he dreams of killing his girlfriends in their sleep. He doesn't get off on fresh corpses though, unless there is severe skull fracturing or bloated faces like drowning and strangling victims.

Other than that he seems perfectly sane.

>>26468057
Spent a while playing with the suit, ended up saying "Damn it". So here's a sub-par sketch.

>>26468069
This'n next I suppose. Hoping I can redeem myself from that past failure.

>>26468196
>derp'd
>>26468158

>>26468169
They promised "ultra light plastics". We're all victims of marketing.

>>26468210

there is a lot of terrible shit posted on her DA.

i really, really hope she doesnt see most of it.

>>26468254
I don't think Lauren even reads her DA anymore.

It's all ponyshit.

>>26468254
>>26468273
Her DA was just a convenient place to get feedback on her latest project. Now that she doesn't have anything in the works there's no need to check it constantly.

>>26468161

Read this.

It'll make you smile.

http://buttersc0tchsundae.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d39y20g

>>26468150

Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Private Joker: Rainbow Dash, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Private Joker: "Born to Kill", sir.
Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a Rainbow Dash button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Private Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.

>>26468210
At least we'll never be that bad, right?

Sure is 12 years old in here.

Post poni.

>>26468228
Not surprised, one sergeant we had was a walking train wreck of a man. It's a wonder how he even got to be an NCO. Diagnosed with something severe. I don't remember if it was full blown psychopathy or just something else. At least sociopathy, since he acted like one. Nice guy though, but a bad habit of smooching off of everyone.

>>26468320
pony is my favourite

>>26468309
Thats one damn fine compilation of plot hooks.

>>26468309
This show just got way easier to follow.

>>26467937
I see people are still in that mood. good.

>>26468210
>Kits - Drums, Clean Guitar, Acoustic Guitar, Rhythm Guitar
>clean guitar

Nice preset instruments there, ponychan. MIDI faggots

>>26468309
Ew there's male plot there

>>26468233
Just posting to say I didn't die (yet). Restarted in a different pose.

>>26468357
We are always in the mood.

>>26468401
Perfect.

should I start with the derpy, or a fluttertrap one?

>>26468396
No one cares if you live or die.

>>26468309
Only plot you need.

>>26468411
Why not combine them?

I want big thick meaty cocks.

Especially Braeburn. I'd wait for him to come home, after a long day's work, and when he trotted through the door, I'd greet him with a soft kiss, and a cold beer. As he stood there, I'd sink to my knees, rubbing my fingers across his supple, tight muscles, and open my eyes to find myself face to face with his cock. They would emanate a pleasing, erotic musk from the day's work. Looking deep into his green eyes, I would softly kiss his nearly hard cock. Then I would begin to suckle, massaging the opening with my tongue, tasting his sweet precum. With a soft chuckle, I force my head forward, taking the entirety of his shaft into my throat. I suddenly feel a pressure on the back of my head. I look up to see him with his eyes closed, his face contorted in ecstasy, his hoof guiding my head. The pressure builds in his thick cock, and I back off, allowing him to cum into my eagerly awaiting mouth. There is so much, it almost spills out. It is delicious, sweet, and with a fruity taste to it, almost like orange zest. I look up to him, and he smiles back at me, and with a loving smile on our faces, I swallow loudly.

"Well, howdy to you too!" he says as he embraces me

If they have an asshole or vagina it's called a plot hole, because it's not canon.

>>26468433
Ba dum TSS.

why does everyone want braeburn if i am going gay i would go for caramel

>>26468423
That reminds me. I should go buy some beer.

Damn, and we were just starting to discuss the plot too.

id like to stick my plot in that hole if you know what i mean

wait what

>>26468433
yer a freakin genius, ya idiot!

This thread has gone a fucking bad direction

>>26468433
>>26468473
I beg to differ

>>26467691

What happened to Celestia when Nightmare Moon first appeared?

She just kind of vanished.

>>26468473
your choices were either asses, or brutal murders... the fuck, dood?

sweet, sweet *plot*

>>26468473
Agreed.

Post some my little porny!

Oh you guys.

Well, sex is far better than gore. I mean, violence only appeals to people who can't get laid. Gotta get all that anxiety outa yer system!

>>26468486

>>26468507
You do realize that sex drive and and violent behavior work differently in the brain?

There was this fascinating article about it, let's see if I can find it.

>>26468486
>blankflank again

fuck! i mad

>>26468507
You would prefer porn over gore?

I don't even know why i come here any more.

>>26468473
'Round this time things get shitty... and then for most of the day and night again.

also, poni should lick poni

>>26468396
>>26468069

Here's this, to the best of my abilities. Even with colour!


Fuck your Nutella

Got time for one more.

>>26468507
I disagree, smackin bitches is all part of poon slayin, brother

>>26468486
You're scary. You know what happens to scary things

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

get in here for scratch on sweetie belle action

Hey wooo over here!

LK is drawing Sweetie and Vinyl

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

>>26468529
No fuck you, nutella is amazing. I have 11 pounds of the stuff.

>>26468543

Retracting previous statement, off to watch a real person draw real people things.

>>26468529

>>26468517
Aggression, recognition of expression, empathy and other kinds of human interaction are controlled by the amygdala, this tiddly little crooked looking bit deep inside the brain. Often people who go on shooting rampages or who have aggression issues have an upset with it, usually from a brain tumour compressing or interfereing with it. Sex is controlled more by the cerebral cortex I think, I dont know a bit just above your spine, at the base of the brain.

>>26468526
I agree.

Whats good poni music that isnt part of the show?
Just been playing entry level happy shit, zorbing, because I am a plebeian. What do you guys listen to when you want to get happy and talk poni?

>>26468526
Pony should lick Diamond Dog

>>26468578
I thought there was a link between sex and aggression in the brain?

>>26468609
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84PZbL_-jjU

>>26468609
Inb4 /mu/.

>>26468609
I wish I could suggest, but music I listen to while browsing these these are usually dark or emotionally neutral

>>26468614
pony should ride diamond dog

>>26468609

Every day when I wake up, I blast Another Perfect Day by Motorhead while browse pony threads.

>>26468616
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=sex-and-violence-linked
There seems to be.

>>26468609
I listen to Thursday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QQQetnmxcw

>>26468609
Dragon Force

>>26468517
Violence gives me a hard on.

I love ED

>>26468616
a vague one, seeing as most our behaviour is determined by 1.survival and 2. reproducing, youd think thered be a strong link. But only slightly, often the two conflict each other, or some shit. I never went to college for a psych course, only A level. Which is a shame cause it made sense to me

>>26468627
yeah, I was trying to find something better, cause usually I play some shit like that. Hence my stories always have some melancholy streak in them, and all the songs I write are kinda sad.

>>26468648
I hated Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Whenever I see Rarity pout I want to do so many naughty things to her

They all involve anal beads and mayo.

>>26468670
ED and not EqD?

>>26468648
>>26468670
>>26468674

Don't you all mean Oh Internet! XD

>>26468646
Asphyxiation turns me own.

>>26468673

Why the mayo?...

>>26468673
Make a sandwich using two halves of Rarity as the bread, anal beads as the meat, and with mayo?

That _does_ sound naughty.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/sex-dawn/200908/sex-and-violence

>If we accept that our species is and always has been optimized for a highly sexual life and that adolescent boys and young men are especially primed for action, why should we be surprised by the destructive frustration that results when this primal drive is thwarted?

Encyclopedia dramatica can be funny, but for the most part, it's just full of a bunch of "ANONYMOUS = LEGION = IDEAL OF HUMANITY FULLY REALIZED" retards. There's a reason there aren't any oldfags on /b/ anymore. Those retards made us leave. I've been on 4chan since 2005, and I can safely say, fuck /b/ forever.

>>26468069
I also decided to take a swing at this

>>26468673
>That feel when you can reproduce the main cast's voice's in your head perfectly

sex ponis

>>26468693
Another 05 brother.
Has it already been 6 years?

>>26468715
Nobody gets in the way. Not ever.

>>26468696
That's pretty damned good. I was originally going to do something with the sticky mouthful of peanut butter, but decided on something more whinnie the pooh.

Currently in the stream weeping as I'm outclassed, but hopefully learning something.

Hey what do you call Scootaloo between two pieces of bread?

A chicken filly sandwich!

>>26468715
NO MEANS NO

Bad touch.

>>26468646
http://www.gayteenforum.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4458

>>26468722
I know man. It doesn't feel like it. When did you leave /b/? I left it in 2008. I've been back there maybe 10 times since then, and each time, I'm more convinced it was a great idea.

>>26468685
>>26468687

1 - Pour mayo into anus
2 - Insert anal beads and churn shit up. The ass-clenching from the beads will help
3 - Collect runny liquid and sell as Bar-B-Q sauce
4 - ...
5 - PROFIT

You take another bite of her daffodil sandwich. She always makes the best food, and you're glad that she's doing them for you. She looks you in the eyes as you swallow another bite. "Um, did you... like it?" You smile contently and hug her, making her squeak. She doesn't seem to be too distressed about this, however, as you hear a very faint sigh, and she nuzzles into your shoulder. You break the hug, apologizing briefly for being so rash, and thank her for the sandwich. As you're about to walk outside, you feel a tug at your left leg, and you look down to see Angel trying to keep you in place. Once he notices he's got your attention, he points at Fluttershy who is now cleaning up the plates. You look back at him, and he's holding a paper depicting you and her with a heart around you. *TOK* You stood up too quickly, knocking your head, surprised by the bunnies' bluntness about this.

>>26468746
You don't need to be gay to realize that watching homicide on the news is hot a fuck.

>>26468765
I give one boner up and certified recommendation about this post.

>>26468765
Call the sauce "The Usual".

>>26468746
I'm not gay. I'm bisexual. AKA, if I think it looks good, I want to fuck it, man or woman.

>>26468772

Nothin' wrong with being gay, anon.

>>26468795
Now I really want Hoity Toity / Prince Blueblood.

>>26468748
Oh lawdy, I must have left /b/ sometime the end of Code Geass aired. Summer 2007.
That is when I started actively browsing /co/.

>>26468765
>>26468766
Oh boy, it's that time of the night again.

>>26468795
nothing wrong with being straight either, but on these threads it seems like a crime.

>>26468815
Me too....

>>26468571

Nutella is fucking amazing. i got like 5 cans (big ones) and i'm fucking trippin out man.

>>26468696
lol

>>26468829

Why did you tell me this show is good?

You're made of lies and deceit.

I want my time back.

>>26468842
I hate that pic

>>26468795
Nothin' wrong with being anon, gay.

>>26468845
Watch it again you bitch.

>>26468845
Do you have a receipt?

>>26468845
No, we've taken your time and you're never getting it back. Booyah.

>>26468857
Nothin' gay with being wrong, anon.

>>26468692
tl;dr: Not getting laid pisses men off, being pissed off makes men violent.

See this is why psychology is bullshit. We really needed someone with a degree to tell us this?

There's nothing wrong with love. Whether you love men, women, or both, there's nothing wrong. If two people love each other, then that is the most beautiful think in the world, no matter who they are.

captcha: usa dammint

I'm straight but i can appreciate the beauty of a man's cock.

>>26468829
I love you straight dudes. And don't ever let anyone criticise you for liking something they don't.

>>26468874
Nothin' gay with being anon, wrong.

>>26468893
i learned that on a filippino soap opera

>>26468879
>psychology is bullshit
Yes, because we don't need professionals to explain insanity. Nevermind psychological issues are deeply complicated and can take years to fully diagnose. One stupid example means the entire field is unnecessary. Asshat.

>>26468897

You're that bi-curious guy from earlier huh?

>>26468879
Actually it's sexual frustration, not regular frustration, that causes violent ideas and behavior in some men. Emphasize on "some".

I blame the overabundance of porn.

>>26468766
>that picture

>>26468893
I love ponny

>>26468909
Nope.

>>26468899
I say again, to each their own, but they should have the decency to not say "ew why would you people x ponies y" and such, eliciting arguing.

>>26468897
That's nice, although I don't know if I'd call that truly straight.

It doesn't matter though. I don't label myself on what I am, sexually. I've fucked straight girls, gay guys, and "gay girls" and "straight guys." We all loved it, and that's all that matters.

>>26468905
Nothin' anon with being wrong, gay.

>>26468897
Dicks are sexual organs, so naturally they must cause some kind of reaction in a persons libido, but if you are attracted to masculine bodytypes, then you are a fag.

At least that's how I see it.

>>26468929
Nothin' anon with being gay, wrong..

>>26468766
That is the most adorable Fluttershy sucking it's own dick that ive ever seen.

I fucking hate cute porn, it fills me with deeply repressed feelings.

>>26468929
nothing gay with being anon, wrong.

>>26468893
Gay ponies have actually helped me realise that yeah, you're right. I mean, I thought I knew it before, but I just haven't been around gay people much, I didn't have any experience with it. Now I know I don't have a problem with it, and that's awesome.

>>26468766
You rub your head as you look over to Fluttershy again. True, she does have that gentle feel about her, and her body is ample... and the curves, enticing... and her rump... B-but, she's... just your friend! You shrug to the bunny, who responds with a frown and drooping his entire composure as he sulks away to his part of the room. You're again about to walk out the door. "Oh, uhm, are you still here...? Would you... like to... help me a bit?" You close the door after accepting, and walk back inside next to her, not one to decline to her. You pick up the dishrag, but that's all you can do before she pounces you over. "I... I've been... *squeak*" She blushes, before continuing. "I've been h-... horny... for several days... and, and, I really like you..." She squeaks again, burying her face in your chest to avoid eyecontact. You wrap your arms around her, hugging her tight.

Sorry I'm late to the party but I thought you could appreciate this

>>26468946
>>26468928
>>26468909
>Diagnosis: Gay

Thanks 4chan.

>>26468952
Wrong anon with being nothin', gay.

>>26468928
Welcome to the wonderful world of "couldn'tgiveafuckosexual" anon.

It's a great place to be in.

>>26468981
Wrong gay with being nothin', anon.

>>26468967
haha, this is great.

I'm going to repost it people will be all like "Dude what the fuck is up with that picture of Rarity looking at a jar of mayo i don't get it"

Best feeling ever.

>>26468990
Gay wrong anon bein' nothin, with.

>>26468907 Yes, because we don't need professionals to explain insanity.
Right, we don't. I don't care what made a man commit murder, I only care that he committed murder. Justice is blind.

"But understanding his issues will help us prevent it in the future," right?

I don't think innocent people who happen to fit the profile of a murderer should be treated like they're potential murderers. That's some Minority Report shit.

No Homo

>>26469005
Whatever you say anon. You're still wasting all your time shipping all these lesbian ponies, and that sounds pretty gay if you ask me

I love cheese.

Hey, all. /r/-ing the picture of the Celestia "deal with it" comic where she doesn't feel like raising the sun. It'd be much appreciated.

I miss the days when gays were tied to fences and beaten to death.

>>26469000
Gay anon with being wrong, nothin'.

>>26469026
/r/ing ponies tied to fences and beaten to death

>>26469026
Masochistic much?

>>26469026
I thought you hated blacks. And how can you hate gays with all the RBD in your diet?

>>26469026
>hidden forever

>>26469032
Make it Twist and I'll second it.

>>26469027
Gay wrong with being nothin', anon.

>>26469026
I miss the days when inbreeding wasn't frowned upon in civilized society.

Looks like we need more cute!

>>26469058
>sweetie belle
>not black

Someone should fix this

>>26469053
Anon wrong, nothin' with being gay.

>>26469058
>Dat Sweetie Belle

>>26469004

You are either trolling or plain fucking retarded.

The level of ignorance you display is fucking mad.

Insanity has to be understood and studied. Most of the insane aren't dangerous or criminals, they're sick, and they need help. Consider a person suffering from something like Cotard's syndrome. It's a schizophrenic condition where one is convinced they're dead. A person suffering from it isn't dangerous, but they do need help. Professional psychologists are necessary to treat people like like that.

>>26469046
I'll fucking slit your throat for using that reaction image, bitch.

>>26469050
I'd rather it'd be Fluttershy

>>26469079
Woah man, you just went too goddamn far.

Back the fuck up.

>>26469074

>>26469079
>implying fluttershy wouldn't be doing the beating

>>26469004
>I don't care what made a man commit murder, I only care that he committed murder. Justice is blind.
This. Though you can't ignore the reasons and the target, of course.

>>26469023
Enough pro/anti-gay talk. Could someone please help me out here? It'd be appreciated.

>implying mental patients shouldn't be put out of their misery

>>26469121
anon always delivers

A brony being anti gay is probably one of the biggest forms of hypocrisy possible. There's nothing but lesbian shipping, so a brony having a problem with gays is just him being an immature little middle schooler.

>>26469142

>>26469135
This. Death would be preferable to being mentally retarded.

>>26468967

dohoho IT'S BARBECUE TIME

>>26468956
You gradually realize that there appears to be something rubbing against you, but you ignore it for the moment. You grab hold of her head gently, making her look you in the eyes. She tries to look away, but after a while she gives up. "Would... would you mate with me.... please?" It is by now that you notice something big squeezing between you, and you lift her up a bit, her long erect cock slapping down on your belly. "Oh, I'm sorry, uhm, it's.. it's..." She's starting to snivvle, thinking she's ruined your friendship forever. You hug her tight again, and you motion your hips to rub against her cock, kissing her on the neck.
"You.. don't mind...?" You murmur that you love her no matter what, breathing into her neck.

>>26469032
...Can they be tied to a post for public use, instead?

>>26469176
Only if it's Trixie

>>26469163
I wouldn't mind being a sociopath. Empathy feels nice, but at the end of the day it really isn't pragmatic.

>>26469171

Oh you

>>26469163
...how do you know?

>>26469158
I like Lesbians, i don't like man sex. I came from /u/.

Problem?

>>26469163
The insane aren't usually retarded. Many forms of insanity are actually accompanied with high intelligence. Apparently knowing a lot tends to drive people crazy.

>>26469158
But all the lesbian shipping is forced

>>26469185
Because, being a broken human has to be the worst thing you can be.

>>26469198
Forced? That's not how you spell adorable.

>>26469190
Nothing wrong with not liking man sex, but just realize that you're a hypocrite if you have a problem with it outside of it simply not appealing to you.

>>26469200
I imagine the mad don't agree. Most forms of insanity don't rob a person of most of their reason. The most common insanity is just extreme paranoia. You don't think they'd simply desire to be cured? It's quite preferable to killing them.

>>26469185
Ive been in some mental institutions. There are people who are so painful to look at that I would kill them, mercifully.

I know that if i were them that's what id' want.

>>26469184
It's in the fic beginning picture though, so it's not a wild-out-of-nowhere occurrance

>>26469194
Maybe... though looking at this thread, being stupid can do that too, it seems.

>>26469208
It's still forced whether it's adorable or not.

...ponyfags are evidently fucking nazis

really, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>26469200
but if you a retarded you woulnt know anything else.

>>26469233
Gay nazis actually

>>26469209
I'm fully aware of my hypocrisy, and willfully choose to hate male homosexuals.

>>26469194
This. I was tested as having an IQ of 147, and I sometimes do think I'm a little crazy. Mostly it's my utterly disconnected thought processes, which I've read are common to people with mild schizophrenia. I have often experienced audio hallucinations, and a few visual ones.

Most self-diagnosed sociopaths are just immature.

But that's ok. Real life sociopaths are scary, rather than ridiculous.

>>26469065
Anon gay, nothin' with being wrong.

>>26469249
You should try Risperdal. I was on it in high school for schizophrenic delusions. I would have weird feelings that my family were replaced by imposters. It's apparently quite handy for mild conditions though too. It tires you out like all fuck though.

>>26469257
I'm not a sociopath, I'm a misanthrope. There is a very big difference. As I said though, I do think I am a little crazy.

>>26469249
Eh, even though IQ means jackshit there is a connection with high intelligence and mental problems. Although before you go and get yourself diagnosed by a professional it could just be you yourself making up these things because you want to feel special.

Just saying.

>>26469277
This.

the smarter you are, so to speak, the more inclined you are to believe you are sick or mentally deranged.

>>26469249
Protip: everyone is crazy.

I hear my name being called all the time, but it's not symptoms of being a super-genius: it's just normal brain-fritz. Gets worse with age.

Saw the crucified Jesus in the sky the other day, and I don't even have any religious belief... except Luna, of course.

>>26469257
I've not found most sociopaths scary, per se. Odd though. They're not usually dangerous or anything, they just lack empathy (which can be dangerous if coupled with other conditions). It makes them come off highly rude, but it's really not their fault. And it can be overcome with proper treatment, and sometimes medication.

>>26469163
On one hand, on a purely personal level, I agree. If I were to become retarded, I'd say take the shot. Not just to put me out of my misery, but also not to burden whoever would have to assist me in living for the rest of my life.

But making that decision for someone else? That's much harder to do, because it's their life, not yours. Plus, retards seem to generally be pretty happy.

>>26469183
Personally, I'd just like to be empathic because I chose to be, not because of reflexive instinct. If you were born with a cold, uncaring nature and then -chose- to care and be kind and all that, then it means something. So if I found out I were a sociopath, I'd feel a little cooler, really. Being the nice fellow that I am would be so much more significant.

>>26469263
Wrong gay, nothin' with being anon.

This fuckin' thread man.

>>26469171
You let go of her as she stands up, member swinging infront of you as she walks over to her sofa. You follow her, and she lays down on her back. "You, uhm, can... Fuck me... *squeak*" You stroke her mane, sliding your hand down her face, and to her neck, now pushing with your index finger, down her chest, next to her penis, circling her teats. You unzip your pants with the other hand as you plant gentle kisses on the base of her cock. "Oh...my..." You're stroking her thigh, now, going from kissing to nibbling on her. "That feels nice..." You proceed to kiss lower and lower, until you reach her plump balls, which you lick around, taking them in your mouth, slurping and suckling at them individually. They taste faintly of honey, and her thick musk is not helping you get less horny.

>>26469271
See, I've never had anything like that. It's usually just voices whispering shit I can't quite make out, except my name, and when I can understand them, it doesn't make any sense. The only hallucinations I've had that weren't drug induced are usually shit like bugs suddenly showing up everywhere, or walls sprouting weird patterns on them that disappear when I look at them too closely.

They don't bother me too much, although the voices can sometimes make sleeping hard if it's too quiet in my room. I just run some white noise to drown them out and I'm good.

>>26469290
>except luna

>>26469142
Thanks much. It was put to good use.

>>26469171
>>26469312
>>26468956
>>26468766
This actually isnt too bad. Squeaky Fluttershy makes my blood boil.

>>26469322

>>26469321
I prefer a metronome for auditory hallucinations. I still get them time to time. They're usually kicked off by stress though. Like when I got married, for days before hand, I was having awful auditories. I kept thinking I heard my dad (and he's been dead since I was a kid). A metronome really fixed that though. White noise sounds nice though. Do you have a noise machine or do you just run a television or something?

>>26469368
I just use my laptop. Also, rainymood is really nice. Very relaxing.

>>26469360
It gets better.

>bronies are goddamn insane or hate the insane
>I'm somehow unsurprised

I don't have any hallucinations or anything. My problem is my mind won't stop. One little thing enters my mind and eventually it spirals out of control. If somebody says something to me as a joke or something, I shrug it off. But then later it comes back, and my mind starts building it up forever until I feel like everyone around me hates me completely.

Is this actually ~something~ or am I just generic crazy?

>>26469403
Just sounds like you have ADD or something bro.

>>26469289
>>26469290
>>26469293
>>26469292
Are we talking about how crazy we are?
Can I join in?

>>26469403
Well, you'd really need to see a psychiatrist if it's concerning you. Most forms of madness don't involve hallucinations though. Those are mostly in schizophrenic conditions (schizophrenia isn't a single condition, but a big collection of them). If it's really concerning you, you should see a doctor. But that doesn't sound too bad, really. I mean, if it's not really causing you much pain or difficulty, no reason to waste money on it.

>>26468910
freudian psychology has long since been abandoned, for a very good reason

>>26469420
no

>>26469439
In college I had to study Freud. But it was largely to show what NOT to do. Freud's mistakes are the reason to study him.

>>26469437
It gets in the way of my whole life. When I talk to anyone about anything, I constantly feel as though I'm being judged as something worthless. Those thoughts just take over and I pretty much ruin any social interactions I have because of it.

>>26469453
Freud was just plain ignorant a lot of ways

But yeah, it is important to study him so one doesn't fall into the same errors

>Self diagnosing yourself with schizophrenia

I honestly hope you guys don't do this.

>>26469482
If it's really that damaging you should probably go to a therapist. You don't want something like that holding up your whole life. Though I imagine those feelings might make it difficult to see an analyst, given how uncomfortable it can be.

>>26469312
ending;
After what seemed to feel like a few hours, you plop her balls out of your mouth and continue to lick downwards, dragging your tongue across her orange-red glistening lips. You look up at her, and she's bobbing down on her cock, going deep on herself. She's wet enough, so you lean over her to slide your dick inside, and a muffled moan is heard. You thrust deep inside, and she's forced to break from sucking herself off to gasp. You nibble at her cockhead, locking eyes with her. She does the same, and your tongues slide all over, meeting occasionally. You pick up the pace, and your balls are slapping against her ass. She's clopping off with her hoofs, as well, stroking her veiny cock up and down, kneading it roughly. You jerk once, the feelings and lust built up too much, too quickly, and you thrust deep inside her as you cum. You're still licking and suckling at her dick, and you bite down gently just underneath her cockhead. "Y... Yes!" She clops fervently, and the two of you share a kiss, tongues sliding over her cockhole as she cums, flooding both of your mouths entirely.

You lay there, still licking and kissing at her now flaccid penis as she coos.

You move in the week after, and Angel is sitting on your shoulder, patting you on the back.

>>26469502
Nah. People seem to mix social anxiety with conditions that are on a totally different level.

>>26469023
Here you go.

>>26469502
>self diagnosing
But I didn't self diagnose. Where'd you get that idea? I went to a psychologist, was treated for six years. Though that was when I was a teenager. I'm doing much better these days. And I'm a therapist now. Inspired me to go into mental health studies.

My mother used to work in an institution. Some days, she'd take me into her office while I waited for her to knock of work so we could go home. While in there, I saw the people admitted walking along, slightly dazed talking to themselves, or looking around frantically. It really made me feel uncomfortable and afraid.
You guys scare me more.

When I was older, I moved away with my mother. We settled in with a friend and his mother. His mother, bless her, was an alcoholic, and we had to watch. It must have been fucking death for my friend, watching it happen. All this womans friends were alcoholics as well, toothless, middle aged failures with zero fucking prospects and not one likable aspect to them. She swam in the scum basically, and she couldn't get out because she ran a pub; the place where these fucking failures congregated; and its notoriously difficult to sell pubs because of the debt the breweries place on you. The situation terrified me.
You guys scare me more.
A few years ago, I had a relationship. This bitch was terrifying, but attractive. Gradually, she got more and more extreme, till the point I had to break up with her; I couldnt handle the bullshit. Soon, I met someone else, and it was all good. Then this crazy ex, drunk as shit, showed up at mine. My current girlfriend was in the shower. This ex, lying bitch, said she couldnt afford the bus, did I have any change. I went away to get some and get rid of her. While this went on, the ex kicked in the bathroom door, pulled a knife and tried to stab my girlfriend. Luckily, she didnt manage to. I was in shock from that, I couldnt comprehend how things got so fucked up and scary.
You guys scare me more.

Fuck pony porn

>>26469444
okey dokey lokey! Any quick requests?

>>26469570
God Eater (psp game) crossover.

>>26469540
Get your priorities straight man, there's a difference between free expression and actual life threatening situations.

I do agree that I used to hate pony porn, but you know what? That a losing battle. All of the most notorious and popular drawfags and writefags do it. Because cute and cuddly is fucking boring as fuck.

>>26469632
cute, cuddly sexy sweaty horny fuckings are the best though.

>>26469632
>Because cute and cuddly is fucking boring as fuck.
Oh no, quite the opposite. That's what draws me to it.
It's quite simple. The cuter and more innocent something is, the more delicious its corruption.

>>26469570
Fluttershy surrounded by sinister looking Magpies

>>26469659
which is why fluttershy as a corrupt cocksucking futa is glorious.

>>26469540
I can honestly say I've witnessed/been through shit worse than that and pony porn isn't that bad. Man the fuck up.
>>26469578
I haven't a clue what that is.

You want crazy, I find the concept of Braeburn being gelded sexy.

I am a fucking insane woman.

>>26469675
>Glorious

>>26469685
...See, that's crazy. Really really crazy. And terrifying.

>>26469659
You explained it better than i did.

>>26469682
It's like a simpler version of Monster Hunter, set in an apocalyptic future.

>>26469509
All these thoughts are one of the reasons I love this show so much. Its an idealistic wonderland of happiness and friendship.

>>26469685
You're insane!

>>26469512
>>26469312
>>26469171
>>26468956
>mw when I read those lines in Fluttershy's voice

>>26469688
yes. glorious.

fill me up,
don't stop the beat oh no,
fill me up,
I want that meat oh ho.

>>26469685
What.
The.
Fuck.

>>26469675
>which is why fluttershy as a corrupt cocksucking futa is glorious.
I prefer honey pots to candy canes but yes, you get the idea.

>>26469719
>DJ pon-3

Someone is going to die tonight.

>>26469736
Why?

You are all crazy!

>>26469756

>>26469685

That's just awful.

>>26469752
Because they clearly only know her from the Equestria Girls video.

>>26469736
What the hell is up in that picture?
Ignoring the wings, it's like someone grabbed her by the waist and twisted 180.

>>26469768
I don't see how that follows. I don't know when that picture is from but the name was around well before that.

>>26469756
That is one cool looking Twilight.

>>26469756
And you all like men!

>>26469783
>ignoring the wings

but that's just what's fucking wrong with the picture.

>>26469685
FUCKING WHY

>>26469783
Little Ponies are surprisingly limber.

>>26469768
Elaborate, please.

>>26469802
I like to overlook obvious flaws for the more subtle disconcerting ones.

>>26469811
the advert thing to the tune of california girls? did you not see?

>>26469809
I really don't know.

>>26469851
I saw it but the name DJ Pon-3 was around before that. It was a shout out to us, who came up with the name. I believe we settled on the idea that Vinyl Scratch was the real name, and DJ Pon-3 was the stage name. At least that's what I recall of the Fanon.

>>26469670
I only recently watched The Birds.
>>26469706
I've never played that either. I'm as casual a gamer as you will ever find.

>>26469877
Oh. well, it shouldn't be too hard to draw. just find a sizeable weapon, perhaps having a collar instead of armlet (they all wear one to be able to hold the weapons) and the pony is holding it in its mouth ?


or just scrap the idea completely.

Lauren said that evil magic is the reason Luna transformed in NMM right?
But was the magic just a catalyst for her sorrow witch ended up transforming her into NMM or the other way around?

>>26469877
Ooo, awesome.

>>26469916
I think her sorrow amplified the magic and thus the transformation. Like it took hold of the present sorrow and fueled itself.

>>26468815


Was that a request I heard?

>>26469873
That's about right.

Jeez this thread quieted down really fast.

new thread?

>>26470017
Always

You accept the package as the mailmare smiles. "Thanks for using Muffin Mails!" she chimes. You invite her in to stay for a while, and she trots past you. You lock the door, and you walk to her as she cocks her head slightly looking confused. You kiss her hard on her lips, and she stumbles backwards, sitting down on her rump. You hold her head, and you press your taint at her face. She tries to inch away, but you hold firm with one of your hands as you unzip and pull off your pants, rubbing your musty sweaty balls on her nozzle. You hold her mouth closed with the other, and she's forced to breathe through her nostrils. She's looking pleadingly at you with one of her eyes, the other affixed at your cock. you loosen your grip on her mouth. "Please stop, this isn't Muffin!" You ease her on her back as you sit on your knees, balls still in her face and holding her mouth tight. You grab a ballgag specifically for ponies, and you plop it in her mouth, strapping it around.

>discover I get the hub today
>season is well over
>sadface.jpg

At least I can watch whatever episode is on in like 40 minutes...I guess...

>>26470027
>Raping Derpy
Holy shit i am laughing so hard right now.

>>26470017
>Images: 149 Replies: 400
That's why.

>>26470045
It gets better.

>>26470057
It always scares me when images don't make up half of the replies.

>>26470027
Nooo!

>>26470027
Psychic prediction time: I am going to laugh my ass off reading this, someone is going to come into my room to see what's so funny, my secret will be out and it will totally be worth it.

>>26470062
I can't imagine this is true

>>26470027
She's trying to wriggle out of your grasp, but you strap her legs and hoofs together with belts. You look all over her, her yellow mane ruffled now, still with one eye having a pleading look, the other looking at your groin. You grab the large anal bead-balls out of the lube-flask you had prepared for such an occasion, and you walk over to her. She's wriggling a bit, but she can't move, as you lick her ass a few times before pushing in ball after ball in her. She squirms every time one plops inside. You grab your pants to take out a vibrator, and you strap it on her clitoris, turning it on. She moans involuntarily.

>>26470062
Oh i don't mean to insult your writing, it's just that what I read wasn't quite what I was expecting.

>>26470027
For some odd reason Derpy is on my, "Do not think/write of clopficing in anyway" category.