those joints are fucking scary

>>26453728
If I don't loose another 10lbs, she won't love me any more!

Fat ponies do not exist.

Hi everyone.

>>26453767
>loose
typical pony fan

>>26453728
I just wanted a Bon Bon thread not a fat pony thread.

I actually think it's funny seeing her as like representative of sexual deviancy in general.

Plus her and Lyra are cute as friends or when shipped.

That picture is fucking horrifying

>>26453769
There's only ponies who you love, and then ponies who you love more.

But... dem pony bellies are so deliciously plump.

>>26453728
SHOULDERS DO NOT GO THERE.

>>26453783
we all know all pony fans are tight as fuck

OC Donut Steel

>>26453823
>retarded
typical pony fan

>>26453769
What thought process led to the creation of this picture?

That's what I'd like to know.

>>26453801
>>26453802
If you want to make the first Bon-bon thread I'll delete this

>>26453803
>>26453811
You guys are weird

>>26453795
>>26453795
>over at /b/
>I don't see any PINKYxTWILIGHT MY OTP or shipping and only a light amount of porn.

Wow, that sounds really boring.

>>26453767
YOU HAVE TO LOSE TWENTY MORE POUNDS

OR YOU'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!

>>26453845
People with very creative, and very fucked up minds.
My kind of people.

>>26453728
this is what usually happen in ponyville at the end of winter, when spring is too late.

Fat Pony thread!

>>26453873

maybe spring wouldn't be late all the time if the earth ponies were any good at doing stuff

>>26453728
Don't be so sure.... TOP LEFT

>>26453845
I like how I thought it was a reference to Sims Medieval..
yeah its not..I don't know..

>>26453873
Nah, dash just looks like that.

>>26453803
and then there's the ponies you want to fuck so bad.

>>26453865
I'm so fat. Nopony will ever love me!

Back to the topic being discussed last thread:

/b/ is having pony generals of a higher quality than /co/.
Why is this? Because theirs aren't about shipping or OTPs or porn. Sure, it pops up in the threads, but it's very light and largely ignored.

The question was posed: how does it feel knowing /b/ is having better quality pony generals than you, /co/?

>>26453865

Dash? Pretty? That's funny!

Mrs Cake was a fat pony before it was cool

>>26453924
>Trolling /co/ Easy Mode
> b is better than co

we have stupid pony thread

>>26453920
THE SURGERY BEGINS

NOWWW

>>26453924
Didn't know /b/ even had pony threads. I thought they were still banned.

>>26453808

?

>>26453920
I like girls with a little meat on their bones.

To whoever asked me about the /b/ pony threads:

It was:
Oc ponies and custom tripfags errywhere

Pony porn out the ass

And fucking lord of the rings with all the troll fighting.

>>26453924
Its not surprising. /b/ also has better singers

>>26453959
remember what happened LAST time someone said that?

>>26453728

>>26453957
I'm honestly not trying to troll, I just want you guys to be aware of this. You're being taken over by shipping and furries while /b/ is doing something decently. I felt like I'd stepped into fucking bizzaro world when I realized this.

>>26453924
GIVE ME A CHALLENGE YOU FUCKING FUCKER!

>>26453957
We're about the same. Deny it all you want, faggots

>>26453924
Yes, /b/ surely wins in quality.

If you know what I mean.

>>26454000
blame this git Faceless, he cannot be without scat

>>26454039
It's like a drug to me -- I swear!

>go to /b/ pony threads
>"Hello everyone"
>reaction images everywhere with no discussion outside of "Hello everyone"

At least something interesting happens on /co/ every once in a while.

>>26454013
Life is good when you ignore what other people do on the internet.

>>26453983
Then you want Applejack, not those fatass fillies.

I like fat ponies too but buff ponies don't get enough representation.

>>26454070

You will never tenderly grope her muscular flank that smells of sweat and apples.

>>26454039
Well what the hell, he can't have done it without SOME indication to discussion about sweaty belt.

Fat griffon thread it is!

>>26454056
Did you ever write a dude story, or do you plan to?

We need some non-futa dong.

>>26454064
yea, and anytime some posts porn or any fapfics its honestly just for fun. We are the generation of fucking disgusting immoral degenerates. Accepting it and having fun with it is the quickest way to living a long happy life with tons of giant dick monsters and the best friends in the world... Though you fucking end up hating their guts anyways.

>>26454118
I might tomorrow, but I'm trying to, at the very least, keep to one compendium page per day.

Get out of here, sweaty ball, the adults are talking.

>>26454118
>non-futa dong
You gay or something?

>>26454024
Yes, /a/ surely wins in quality.

If you know what I mean.

>>26454069
It's hard when I'm genuinely starting to enjoy the show and want to discuss it/find funny and interesting stuff, but all I see is shipping and porn. It's almost a turn off for the show.

>>26454064

I find it endlessly amusing how /b/ of all places is maximum hugbox with MLP, where-as /co/ is full of sick assholes and perverts. What the fuck, that is completely ass-backwards.

>>26454070
Darn right they don't.

>>26454139
Sadly, bro, you got into the show in the off season. Freak flags are a flying and it's better to go to the pony goons or something, instead of hope for these threads to be good.

>>26454139
You showed up too late, go talk about the show in /b/ if you're so butthurt.
Pretty well everything has been discussed but you can go ahead and try to bring up a topic instead of complaining like a douchenozzle.

>>26454142
It's like someone did a full nelson and pimpslapped the mods for their rulesets they put on the threads.

>>26453954

This Thread needs more Mrs. Cake

That delicious Plump pony ass

>>26453920
Nonsense! Give in to the decadent lifestyle you so richly deserve!

>>26454154
Every time i see this applejack reposted, I wonder if no one else noticed how horribly disproportionate she is.

I guess not, because she gets reposted ALL THE FUCKING TIME i hope its just one person.

>>26454190
nibbling lower lip, imagining.

more rule 34 of mrs cake, stat.

>>26454142
I've always wondered this

>>26454199
It's applejack as a male

>>26454000
How do we get rid of this fucker.

>>26454000
Is it that time again?

>>26454130
Samefag here who is bringing up quality, I browse /d/ regularly, no stranger to futa or silly fetish stuff. I just find that loads of shipping slowly turns a fan base to shit and I'm more than certain there are quite a few people serious about their OTPs and what not.

>>26454199
Would you prefer this Applejack, then?

>>26454199
nobody else cares about applejack sorry

>>26454211
Wait what
>looks at image again
I-is it really? I cant tell.

Five minutes until game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals begins. Boston Bruins @ Vancouver Canucks.

Airing on NBC in the US and I'm assuming CBC in Canada.

>>26454219
It could be, if you ask nicely.

>>26454233
At least that one doesn't pretend is isn't terrible.

>>26454255
The marker needs a chastity belt

why did i do this?

Yo anonymous, I just finished this humanised Rarity, I hope you like it.

>>26454199
Flashinthepan asked for ponies with unique body structures instead of the identical stuff used in the show. This is one of the results.

>>26454255

>>26454255
fuckyouandfuckyourmarker.png

>>26454294
Were there any other results?

>>26454262
Kay.

>>26454195
That's me isn't it. I knew it. I've gotta do a hundred laps to make up for that!

>>26454223
Try to go about this how I do, just don't give a fuck what other people do, I don't know how else to word that for you. It's served me well in the past.

>>26454262

God please!

>>26454000

Mid-way into this, I just started cracking the fuck up and I'm not sure why.

Why is she so boring?

>>26454223
You are absolutely right, Pinkie x Snips is mai OTP and I'd beat the shit out of anyone who shipped Pinkie with anypony ever

>>26454338
Yeah, good luck with that.

>>26454286
I don't.

>>26454361
because all moeblobs are boring

>>26454286

wait....what?

>>26454338

Your problem is you have no willpower Dash

you haven't seen anything until you see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjaGYkRmD_I

Oh darn, I missed the /b/ vs /co/ discussion.

Shame.

>>26454412

You still haven't taken a shower have you?

You're probably STILL sitting in your fucking spunk.

would you buy a humanized celestia in underwear body pillow /co/?

>>26454471
...
..
.
no?

>>26454392
Nuoh my god, if this is true.

>>26454366

>Pinkie x Snips

You know... I wonder if that could work or not? Snips has Butthead-style ideas that aren't exactly retarded, but aren't thought-out well. Pinkie Pie's ideas aren't retarded, but sometimes they are half-baked. I wonder if they'd get along? If anybody could tolerate Snips, it would be Pinkie Pie anyway.

>>26454400
>>26454381
The wonderbolts will never let a looser like me in. Everpony will hate me. I'll loose my job at the weather patrol, I'll have to run away to the everfree forest.

MY LIFE IS RUINED!

>>26454456
We've come to the conclusion that we're exactly alike, 'cept /co/ has more perverts

>>26454412
>Still no Steven Magnet

>>26454501
I don't really see how a human x Steven fic could work out.

>>26454133
okay..

>>26454489
They say Everfree Forest foods are the most fattening...

>>26454286
I fucking love it

>>26454501
Deal w/ it

>>26454521
Its steven magnet.
How could it not?

I'm kidding btw..

>>26454392
G4 on CN? So?

One day Heavy Weapons Guy was punching things, Heavy weapons guy punched so many things that he tore hole in timespace and found himself in strange land. Heavy Weapons Guy was confused at new, strange land, and got angry that it was trying to confuse Heavy Weapons Guy! Heavy Weapons Guy began punching the strange new things, the trees, punched, the strange new creatures, punched. Heavy weapons guy continued this until he came to a small town that looked like it was made for babies. Heavy Weapons Guy laughed at tiny baby town and saw that it was full of tiny baby horses! "TINY BABY HORSES SHALL BE PUNCHED!" Heavy Weapons buy shouted so manly and began to punch the tiny baby ponies. Heavy Weapons Guy was getting tired of punching after awhile, and then he saw it. It was the most beautiful thing he ever saw. AND SOME TINY BABY UNICORN WAS GOING TO EAT IT! "MY SANDVICH!" He screamed as he charged at the evil purple unicorn as it tried to take a bite of his precious Sandvich "YOU CANNOT HAVE!" He shouted as he punched her dumb baby unicorn face and claimed his sandvich. "Wait, where is ham? THIS IS NOT SANDVICH, THIS IS SPY!" HE THEN PUNCHED THE SANDVICH

THE END!

steven shut up I'm trying to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruC0NVIeRFE there is no time for you to rub your giant cock over my back.

>>26454490
I think there's just 1 guy saying that actually

>>26454521
Have you ever read your own fics? You will think of something you stange man

>>26454620
It will be mainstream when it goes on CN.

>>26454392
Well, MLP on CN. Could be good.

WAIT
Airing Early July? Is that when we get season 2?

>>26454361
To make her contrast with Rainbow Dash. It give more possibility to the interaction. Beside quiet and shy can be fun, ou uderestimate her until she snaps. I really like her.

>>26454646
It's true

>>26454606
Stop undressing me with your eyes Hydra sir.

>>26454662
So?
I fail to see how any of this can be an issue...

>>26454669
derp, end of july

>>26454669
hahaha dont kid youself

Fat ponie must excercise. Do they Bon Bon?

>>26454334

>>26454708
But my self delusions are all I have left!

PUCK DROP EMINENT! EVERYONE REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL NBC/CBC AFFILIATE IMMEDIATELY!

The entire FiM staff is from Vancouver and is backing the Canucks, and you should too!

>>26454712
Bon Bon has sabotaged all the exercise equipment in town.

>>26454489
>loose

>>26454476

I fucking love that pose and design. It's almost perfect, except for the hair, which is short while wearing a veil.

If the veil was redrawn as her long, flowing hair, then yes. I would buy ten pillows.

>>26454726
>>>/sp/

>>26454669
Could just be showing season one on CN in July. But still more coverage for the show is awesome

>>26454641

This entertained me quite a bit. I feel like playing TF2 now.

>>26454720
This guy must be really lonely

>>26454645
Holy shit. This is when I used to like MSI.
>goes to listen to more

>>26454736
>>26453783
I believe we've established that Dash can't spell.

>>26454392
Is this just the UK? Could just be cutting a deal to get another channel to broadcast it in markets that don't get Hub.

I have no idea and know nothing about European programming. Just speculating.

Hey Rainbow Dash! I found this picture of you.

It's rather... how do I put this? Unflattering?

>>26454733
It's Lyra's fault for trying to exercise. Soon Bon-Bon will love all of Ponyville!

>>26454787
I started listening to them on separate occasions not knowing it was them, on "I'M ON CRACK" and "16:12"

they're pretty fucking good.

>>26454797
>The Europeans get season 2 before the rest of us.

>>26454588
Fluttershy just lives close to the Everfree Forest and look at her.

why would you give ponies internet anyway

>>26454812
And when everypony is overweight, nopony will be.

>Clopfic caps

It's like I'm really back in January!

>>26454823
AND ALL THE EPISODE DISCUSSION THREADS WILL BE IN EUROPEAN PRIME TIME

>>26454823

>mfw British scum who live off benefits get the show before you.

>>26454286
That's not TERRIBLE

>>26454723
It's already June, maybe you should take a step outside one of these days.

Either way, one bogus email from somebody who probably doesn't know what's going on =/= confirmed.

it was a bad idea

>>26454823
1) They may just mean "new series" as "FiM" in general, not necessarily season two.

2) Internet. If it airs in the UK, we'll still get it, bud.

So I know a lot of you would love to live with ponies, but considering they seem to be afraid of new species, like zebra, I think it's safe to say a human would freak them the fuck out. So my question to you is, how would you treat the situation if they were afraid of you?

Would you try to earn their trust? or maybe use the fear to your advantage.

>season1 going to air in uk
>HURRRRRRR Y THEY GETS SEASON 2 BEFORE AMURIKA

>>>/b/331700659

>>26454890
I'm positive they meant the first SEASON. It is still a relatively new SERIES of MLP

>>26454893

As demonstrated here.

these are the end times

>>26454893
I'm sure every reply to this is going be creepy

>>26454876
Why do people keep reposting this?

>>26454893
mysterious stranger method. pony in danger, save pony, gain ponies trust, etc etc.

>>26454916
There's some language confusion. UK shows generally call a season a series.

>>26454893
>or maybe use the fear to your advantage.

You mean like... like rape?

>>26454890
>>26454867
>>26454912

I know sarcasm doesn't transmit well over the internet. That's my fault.

>>26454807
This thread was made for Envy.

>>26454893
See
>>26454641

>>26454935

No scat porn?

>>26454942
No, not like rape.

>>26454893
I'd start by approaching a pony who doesn't afraid of anything, like Big Fucking Macintosh.

Then we would hang out and be bros. And then I'd put the moves on his sister.

I wanted to do a fight scene, and I did. Or sketched it, at least.

Crits?

>>26454893
I'd use my hand magic to convince them I am a new god.
"Behold! I have picked up this apple without my mouth!"
My first order would be to have all pegasi wings cut off so I could build myself a giant set of wings, then I'd get Celestia to do some crazy magic shit and attach them to me so I could fly around and shake my fists at my fearful followers.

now you're being famous on the internet

i love this artist

Feel like drawing something, fling your heavy brick-like suggestions at my fragile skull.

>>26454841
Exactly as planned.

>>26454932

I don't know, why do people always repost that picture of futa Rarity every single day in every other thread?

>>26454981
>shit on pony

>god emperor ruler together with celestia n-
oh wait no you're just stupid.

>>26455003
oh draw twilight with the nightmare moon body type

>>26455003

>>26454999
I'd pay to see Dash's newest trick

if you know what I mean

>>26454893
I'd probably spend my nights raping critters and my days stealing apples. They'd probably hunt me down eventually and after failing to convince me to be their friends they'd have me executed. by snu-snu

>>26455003
Cutie Mark Crusaders detectives, YAY

>>26455002
so do I

>>26455015

No, please continue.

>>26455003
Draw heavy punching things in tiny pony baby town.

>>26454912
AMERIKA is getting season 2 first.

>>26455050
IS DAT SOME PIXIE

>>26455084
nice
>inb4 topless one

>>26455104
Trolling! The easy way!

I wonder how much he's spent on commissions.

>>26455088
I approve.

>>26455087
You've got two fics depicting such perfectly. stop trying to coax me into going in to detail.

Season 2 the CMC are grown up, they make friends with Silver spoon and Diamond tiara, Twist is with them aswell they replace the main cast

>>26455105

But most people watch streams or wait for youtube videos anyway, so why does it matter?

>>26455107

>>26454939
If that's true, then it would read as
>The new season of MLP on Cartoon Network at the end of July.

Don't crush my dreams.

>>26455051

Oh you.

>>26455104

Oh my God! That purple OC pony is so cute, I love her!

>>26455084

I'm pissed he refuses to draw more sexy humanizations.

PISSED.

>>26455084
>Wider shoulders than hips
Well now I realize what's so off-putting about that picture.

>>26455134

For the awesome commercials.

Eurobros won't even have gyrobowls, Butterfly gardnes, or orthopedic pillows

>>26455159
actually its a homophobic oc

>>26455177
I almost feel sorry that they don't get Gyrobowls.
Almost.

>>26455177

You've really been brainwashed my dear American fellow.

Adverts take up valuable pony time.

>>26455187
Pretty sure that was the joke since said OC's creator hates lesbo Dash.

>>26455177
they have kindereggs, but not wonderballs

OH I WONDER WONDER WONDER

WHAT'S IN THE WONDER BALL

>>26455104
>>26454835
I wish to see a picture of these two fighting for Dash' love

>>26455166
I never noticed that. Doesn't bother me.

>>26454991
Looks awesome. Fighting is the best.

STOP SHIPPING OC WITH CANON.
GOD DAMMIT.
THIS IS LIKE THE ONE RULE YOU SHOULD NEVER BREAK

>>26455117
Wait, he didn't draw those himself? He spent money on this stuff?

>>26454850
The clopfics missed you too.

>>26455234
ok how about you?

>>26455239
Yes

>>26454991
Looks awesome so far.
I wish MLP had more actual fighting
HEY HEY LETS GO KICKASSUU
TAITSUSENAMONO PROTECT MY FLANK

>>26455234
This is what makes us approach sonic fandom levels.

>>26455187

>>26455265
Agreed. The picture looks promising too.

>>26455252
it ok

Just the clear the air, the UK will not get season 2 before America, the UK will not get a lot of things before America, the UK is Americas bitch. Trust me im British

>>26455237
>And then Spike was raped.
I wouldn't be surprised if a fic was made out of that pic.

>>26455075
Ok, assuming the ponies did try to kil lyou for being an abomination to Celestia, how long do you think you would survive.

>>26455306
How long has Zecora managed?

>>26455239
He spends money on having his OC shipped with dash

oh and his OC is the fastest pony ever and is captain of a super-wonderbolts team who also serve as celestia's private guard.

Yeah, it's one of "those" OCs.

>>26455306
live with zecora, SHE'S already an outcast

>>26455244

That one is pretty shit, it doesn't measure up to your newer works at all. You ought to redo it, add Twilight in with the mirror fun too. Maybe she's watching in the corner all perplexed.

>>26455329
i hope this is not true i am raging so hard right now

>>26455336
As you walk through the forest you notice a cupcake sitting on the trail.
>>

..............my theory that Zecora was once in the kingdom as something way more important then a servant remains.

>>26455261
>>26455329

>>26455329
>mfw

>>26455366
No seriously. Why do we not have a 1st person text adventure game yet. the Homestuck guys made their own.

>>26455370

She was once the great Ennchantress

>>26455299
all i see is a high heel shoe

>>26455329
I mad, very mad

>>26455345
It's not that bad, it's just that Trixie x mirror/herself seems to have fallen out of favor, with Twixie being the next big thing.

>>26455404
Dammit. Now that's all I can see.

>>26455366

Take the cupcake and rub it all over your body.

Do it faggot.

Why is Kloudmutt's stream always full of retards?

>>26455399
I guess we will have to make one, like Ruby Quest.
...
Oh god, we could post on /tg/ with something board related/

>>26455399
Pony fans want something bigger, hence the bigger games planned. Of course they are also lazy and will never finish them.

>>26455234

You tell em' Fancy Pony, you tell em.

>>26455404
it's pinkie pie letting a bottle of wine "burst"

>>26455445
/tg/ won't allow pony even if board related, I tried to run a pony quest there, got deleted VERY quickly

>>26455445
>>26455399
I once saw threads on /v/ where people replied to a drawfag to mimic a text adventure, they were pretty neat.

>>26455439
I like kloudmutt but he is a furry and as such he is surrounded by tards.

Also, I missed another stream. Fuck.

>>26455436

Don't play with your food

>>26455252

/r/ this ship now

>>26455436
You slowly rub the baked good all over your toned, chiseled, lean, nude body.

You are now sticky and are likely to attract bees.

>>26455487

He hasnt left I think... just disconnected to post the stuff he drew

>>26455494
kloudmutt did one

What if Pinkie couldn't party?

>>26455329
Why is there no way to hate someone to death yet?

Things which piss me off about the 'brony' fandom
>People who ship themselfs with canon characters
>And then they make themself superponies
>or fucking alicorns or some shit
>And they pay for it? Really?

What pisses you guys off about the 'brony' fandom?

>>26455421

Trixie x Trixie is still funny, but that take on it was just lacking in quality. Could have been better.

>>26455506
>toned, chiseled, lean

That can't possibly be any of us.

>>26455445
Ruby quest was a single-option "choose your own adventure" though, and what happened was what happened. a text-adventure game would have to have you go through various scenarios, solving stuff in different ways and having optional stuff happening, with multiple "endings" or a freeroam.

progressive date rpg text adventure, anyone?

>>26455506

OH GOD NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES AHUGHKJ

oh oh oh, I remember that, there's like ten chapters of it, where the most ridiculous answers were first, and the MC kept telling off Death

>>26455534
WHOSE FANTASY IS THIS?!

>>26455329
Hah. My OC has a menial job, never meets any of the mane six, and reads a lot. TOTALLY a self-insert.

WHY IS MY LIFE SO CRAPPY?!?

>>26455526
The porn, but I try not to complain about it.

What pisses me off the most is OCs and self inserts.

>>26455526
Mostly that. Weird fetishes used to, but I got over that. Basically anything that moves us closer to that one horrible sonic fan who wanted to marry Sonic and claimed she would kill herself for him.

>>26455526
The 'Love and Tolerance' slogan and its usage.

Though it's more extreme annoyance than being pissed about it.

>>26455445

No ponies are allowed on /tg/

At all

Friend Janitor will ban you for reaction images

>>26455439
Because this fandom is full of retards.

>>26455526
People being pissed at me.

>>26455526
Things which piss me off about the 'brony' fandom
>Everything
But I love you guys anyway
No I don't

>>26455443
This isn't bad. Unfortunatly the rest of this artist's stuff is scalies.

>>26455526
dude supercharacters occur in every goddamn fandom ever

no wait scratch that EVERYTHING you posted occurs in every fandom ever

but no I don't like it

Hey, remember Raptor: Call Of The Shadows? Best sh'mup ever.

These missles are now the only missles I use.

>>26455567
Wow its like hes normal or something...god work.

>>26455526

People that derail other threads with pony

>>26455614

You DO write lots of questionable material, especially recently when you've posted it on this general.

>>26455614
You could leave if you're pissed about that.

I'll bitch at you more if it will speed that along.

>>26455526
People who are but deny that they are flat earthers

>>26455660
gotta kill my spare time somehow, and it beats 'bating.

>>26455526
Nothing but complaints in thread pisses me off

>>26455614
Gee, I wonder why?

>>26455634
Well, those and the minimissles.

I now call the minimissles "dinkymissles"

>>26455104

Every time I see these pictures, I die a little inside.

When Pinkie Pie tasted the the rainbow in Cloudsdale, she said it was too spicy, but Pinkie Pie is shown to like spicy foods in the first episode, putting hot sauce on her cupcakes.

Also, you guys need to get laid.

>>26455693
There are no flat earhters in this thread

>>26455702
Everytime I see those pictures I put another quarter into the assassination fund jar.

>>26455694
Going out? I dunno, take up smoking and practice rolling or some shit...

>>26455724
Fluttershy is a whore.

>>26455296
>>26455234

>mfw my love for fancy pony is spreading

>>26455724
hotsauce =/= habañero

hey filly, wanna /ss/?
i lol'd

>>26455724
It's possible it was too spicy for her.
Just because someone enjoys spicy doesn't mean they have an infinite tolerance for it.

>>26455724
>repeating an argument time and again and again and again

>>26455724
I love how there are so little safety regulations in Cloudsdale that some ponies can just walk in and taste the industrial chemicals.

>>26455748
pfffhahaha. nothing to do around here. that takes real-life social skills.

>>26455749
You son of a bitch.

>>26455724
Beedrill gimmi some suger!

>>26455782
Why am I not surprised you lack social skills?

>>26455796
Regardless of what you call me, she still remains a whore.

>>26455776
Rainbows are mostly water.

>>26455634

HOLY PONIES I REMEMBER THAT GAME

>>26455752
Rainbows gotta be a little hotter than that.

Also, I learned recently that spiciness literally does not register with birds, so Gilda should at least have a higher tolerance for hot stuff than a pony. But she didn't seem to.

>>26455803
because I frequent 4chan.

>>26455782
Get social skills its not hard

>>26455776
Cloudsdale could turn off the weather and fuck over the lower beings.

>>26455796
So, ya wanna party with Fluttershy, eh Beedrill? You know the deal. 50 bits an hour.

>>26455758
>/ss/
>not /ll/

>>26455813
She is not!

Captcha: phuc contract

>>26455782

I have no adequate reactionimage featuring deadpool so have this.

You could always play vidya games.

Fluttershy sampling her own tasty meat.

>>26455869
oh yes, lick up that dressing...

>>26455813

I will destroy you.

>>26455860
Definition of WHORE noun \ˈhȯr, ˈhu̇r\
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3: a venal or unscrupulous person
4: Fluttershy

>>26455869
Fucking saved to my sandwich folder

>>26455848
What kinda partying we talking about?

>>26455869
Only the finest ingredients for Fluttershy

>>26455913
Still waiting for that hug beedrill

>>26455758
>ss
>ss is straight shota
>neither fluttershy nor celestia are male
>you obviously mean LL

>>26455869

"This sub... is s-so... good! AHN~!

And such a great price too! I'm glad I used that coupon."

>>26455913

A Pinkie Party, so you know it's gonna be good.

>>26455902
You know, accusing a pony of sexual promiscuity makes you a furry, right?

>>26455954

...Wait wat.

>>26455934
Why?

>>26455954
In that case, I guess I'd be King megafurry kaiser uberlord the third.

>>26455938
Damn it boner, you are terrible.

>>26455869

I love you crazy assholes

>>26455954
I reiterate my previous statement.

Whatever you call me even if it doesn't make and fucking sense doesn't change the fact that she is, indeed, a whore.

>>26455978
Because you are my brother

>>26455954
I will post the wall of evidence that you are a furry in that case

>>26456001

You have insulted my waifu's honor and for that, you shall die.

>>26456001
You have nothing to indicate Fluttershy is a whore.

>>26456012
>>26455954
Don't use that word around us. Say flat earthers

>>26456007
It's just like my soaps!

>>26455954
You're a furry Kamina.

>>26456012
I dare you.

>>26456007
No thanks.

>>26456030
Except all the people paying PP to have sex with her

>>26456071
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>>26456071

New thread.

>>26456052
B..but brother I must tell you, mother died last night, im sorry.

>>26456039
hey now, I'd have fucked that woman with the eyepatch, too

you can't blame Kamina for

oh, you meant the tripfag Kamina, not actual Kamina

>>26456053
Fluttershy is a virgin.

>>26456102
You have to pay extra for her to tell you that.

>>26456052
If I wasn't so lazy I would go back cap every instance of you claiming Rarity to be a whore

Could I get that picture of what someone thought Equestria would look like on a map?

Night threads give me boners.

Not lady boners.

Huge flopping boners.

YOU MAD?

>>26456161
Your laziness is my fortune!

YES I MAD knock that shit off

So I recently checked out My Little Pony to see what the fuss was about and thoroughly enjoyed it!

This is the first /co/ thread I checked out and it's nothing but shipping and fetish shit. They're cartoon ponies, /co/. You didn't used to be like this. That or I blocked out the horrible memories...

God damn it, /co/.

>>26455506

>tone, chiseled, and lean

I can volunteer for this.

>>26456779

Its a progression.

At first you're infatuated with the series.
Then once you watch all the episodes you begin to create "what if" scenarios in you head.

And that coupled with 4chan just
Makes all morality spiral down the tubes.