Ponies.

Not today

>>26438457
More like all day, everyday.

Why is Celestia's necklace identical to Rarity's element of Harmony?

I just posted a picture of a pony in a bunny suit, what the fuck am i doing with my life.

More ponies.

Captcha: meat lleaking.

Dammit, faceless...

I would like to have such good friends as the ponies.

>>26438474
Do i really have to say it?

Because she's the best pony

>>26438471

I think I forgot to mention ponies.

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dumb pony thread

>>26438555
I'm up for it.

>>26438555
Make way for the winner.

>>26438555
>>26438559
Just because she's slow doesn't mean she's dumb.

God you guys are so insensitive.

>>26438564
Oh wait, not up for it... maybe.

>>26438555
Speaking of dumb, I'm playing a game of "I'm Stupider Than You" with an Australian by seeing who can stay up the longest. And since I live in Texas, I think I have the head start on the stupid.

Random wallpaper.

>>26438576
Abandon ship, abort.

This is not a sweetie belle thread.

Where did the whole Sweetie Belle is dumb thing come from? She doesn't really act dumber than the other two.

>>26438564
See if you can sway me a second time.

>>26438588
It's about to be...

And not about how cool and/or dumb she is

>>26438591
Rewatch Show stoppers and stare master, then study her reactions.

She's usually either the slowest or misses the point entire.

>>26438575
no, she is stupid, she is only one level above Derpy

>>26438591
IIRC during Stare Master, Scootaloo dressed up as a monster and attacked her, and she was like uhhhh... duurrrrr.... oh yeah, defend myself!

>>26438613
Damn, now you went and dashed my hopes of another story...

hint hint

>>26438613
>>26438615
Lol.

>>26438621
It's not Sweetie's fault that Rarity dropped her when she was a foal.

>>26438653
Didn't you say you had things to do, yesterday?

>>26438591
She cartainly isnt the smartest one, isn't she?

>>26438653
I'd say no, but do whatever you want.

>>26438653

>>26438653
Hmm.

Maybe.

I like Sweetie Belle the most.

Her voice is so adorable I melt at the sound of it, and her slowness doesnt come across to me as some kind of stupidity on her part... rather it comes across as natural, like a real 6 or 7 year old, who aren't particularly known for being super-competent little cool customers.. which is how most kids act in kids shows.

She seems the most like a real kid to me

>>26438621
She isn't stupid...She's just a bit slow!
You'll see. When she'll grow up she'll be a successful mage.
Just wait and see...

Also she's one of the few characters to be immune to Pinkie.

>>26438615
this

>>26438653
Your ideas are so colorful.

HINT HINT

>>26438686
>>26438689
She's always been my favorite CMC.

>>26438668
I see! I assumed you didn't get them done yesterday due to all of the writing of strange tales.

I guess you can write shit if you want, then. I allow it.

>>26438712
Mine too. She just proves that Rarity's family is the best in Equestria...

>>26438653
One with Nightmare Moon please.

>>26438728
>straight shipping
Dude, I'll tolerate your other creepy fetishes, but that's just going too far.

>>26438728
The people who hate Straight Dash are usually NTR fans.

They get off on being depressed.

>>26438728
I'll be honest. I have no idea why I want this. Like I said, I usually avoid fics.

And straight-haters can dealwithit

>>26438752

...NTR?

>>26438728
>Straight shipping

>>26438768
>NTR is an abbreviation of “netorare” (寝取られ in Japanese). It means “having your lover taken from you”.

Do you understand now?

In the meantime, more ponies. Namely, more Joseco.

>>26438784

Uh, yeah, I've just never heard that before in my life.

>>26438689
She will not be allowed to use magic, because she only hurt herself.

>>26438784
You are a gigantic faggot

>>26438794
That's probably a good thing.

>>26438794
Well, now you know. And you're a better person for it.

>>26438797
>Sweetie Bell is confused
>Sweetie Bell hurt herself in the confusion

>>26438811

That's debatable.

>>26438831
I don't think it's even debatable.

>>26438801
How so?

I'm just saying that people who hate Straight Dash are weird, depraved NTR fans who get off on being depressed. That's the only think that i can think of that makes sense.

>>26438823
>I live again.

>>26438797
Well then we're all fucked...

>>26438754

Inever looked at Dash as a lesbian, that would be too obvious and I doubt Lauren is the type of person who would reinforce the "all tomboys are dykes" stereotype which I really don't like.

>>26438844
sometimes i love you /co/.

>>26438804
Hmm. I'm kind of curious as to where this is going.

>>26438876
I'm not. Like even a little bit.

>>26438873
...

Oh. This boner feels so wrong.

>>26438876

Look no further than above you.

>>26438894
That's because you're a bad person and you should feel bad.

>>26438804
>>26438873
Oh God, Faceless is making me start to like scat.

>>26438851
at least in ponyville there aren't enough stallions around to NOT be gay

why

>>26438908

Big Mac is more than enough.

>>26438913
so much why

Oh, boy, a Sweetie Belle thread and I am 7 and what is this?

faceless please just get a giant google doc and upload all your stuff there

you can link every time there's a new thing

please just

please

>>26438925
but only one pony. And one pony plus dozens of mares just doesn't add up!

Or at least, he can fuck them all, but he can't love them all

>>26438804
>>26438873

And then faceless will cap this garbage himself because he's an annoying attention whore and then he'll post it relentlessly in threads to come

You know what? I'm not gonna spoiler this wallpaper. I honestly feel that if you complain about it at THIS given point in time, you have weird standards or are incredibly blind.

>>26438804
>she hasn't wiped herself after going to the toilet

>>26438949
I'm blind and what is this?

>>26438949
That has no place here. Take your uncouth behavior elsewhere.

>>26438894
It should!!

Goddammit, scatfic is NOT a good thing to wake up to.

>>26438932
This is what happens when you make a Sweetie Belle thread.

Now lets never do this again.

So is there any room in the fandom for people who actually like the show and want to talk about it? Or is everything just about tripfag circlejerking and horrible fanfiction now?

>>26438975
just threads at 8:40 AM

>>26438873

I'm not going to read this thread.

I'm annoyed that I had to stomach the momentary glance at that block of text in more ways than I care to describe, but I'll try and make a couple things clear.

I don't quite understand the infatuation that many of you have developed with this show, and I accept that never will. However, shit like the above post, and the posts following it that expressed interest and those who remained silent while awaiting more of the same, are the reason why the past five minutes have seen me go from bemused tolerance of your obsession to outright disgust. Until now I had believed, hover naively, that nothing like I have just witnessed actually took place.

Elaborate troll or not, because of that one abomination to all that is natural and sacred, I now hate you all.

So I was reading "Memories of Days Long Past", and it got me thinking. Equestria isn't a particularly safe place, there are dragons and cockatrices and all sorts of crazy things that would want nothing more than to eat a pony, but at the same time a lot of them are sentient. How many genocides has Celestia overseen, to keep her kingdom safe? How many have died for that utopia? In MoDLP, the wolves are surely going to be wiped out.

>>26438975

FiMchan, but it's slow.

>>26438948
Now I should do that, just to capture as much hate in a single act as I can:

Screencapping a scatfic about ponies for future reference to share with a namefag while using a name myself.

Yeah, I think that about covers it.

ok so I'm getting sort of sick of the generals

of course I'm coming back, just right now it's at a sort of low point

so yeah, gonna leave, produce some original pony content, come back, and try to make it better by posting said content

sound like a plan?

>>26438975
There is a show?

>>26438949
That is... REALLY cool!

Do you have any Rarity ones? I ask, only because a friend of mine...

...

It's for me...

>>26438954
This is terrible.

>>26438975
Not while faceless is here. In a few hours threads are generally better. The only reason I keep the threads open at this time of day is to... I don't actually know.

>>26439020
I know that feel
I just keep it open 'cause i have the nagging feeling I'm gonna miss something good if I close it.

>>26438989
Wolves wouldn't be too bad in the FIM universe, now that i think about it.

when you see it...

>>26439040
oh you

>>26439051
I don't get it, there's nothing there.

Now is probably a bad time to say I have to use the bathroom...

>>26439013
I do not, but I do have this.

>>26439067
look in the background
hint: all civil protection units...

>>26439051
The Coltbine.

>>26439077
now that you mention it, Canterlot does look kinda odd.

>>26439069
Thanks, but I've always preferred the black and white one, especially after it had just the eyes and mark colored.

>>26439077
Sonuvabitch...

>>26439089
I will figure out what pleases you...

Young Big Mac doesn't get enough screentime.

>>26439106
Have that one... My turn.

>>26439117
because he only had use in one episode

>>26439128
Not a fan of humanized...

>>26439128
Ugh, sorry, didn't remember the Anime face... Let me try again.

>>26439128
derp face is bit of a turnoff.

If th author of this WIP here - please respond.

>>26439150
Lemme give this one a shot.

Anyone know any good remixes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLjpTtxH4Jo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhTA6MogGWk

Either my Rarity competitor is looking deep within the refines of his images, or he has admitted defeat...

lol
who's a silly pony?

>>26439204
Stop saving that as .jpg, you have huge swathes of colour. It's practically a textbook use of png.

>>26439238
You're a silly pony!

>>26439233
*looks down at crotch*

Yeah, I got nothin'.

>>26439256
thats what compression is for

>>26439149
Have that one, too.

Don't like human, eh? Here's something different..

>>26439256
Are you trying to convert that .jpg to a png? If so, that's obvious, you're trying to save the artifacting too, otherwise your compression isn't high enough.

>>26439276
open up in gimp
save as...
go to advenced and select png
choose a decent compression size

i love emlan

>>26439289
If we're going there...

>>26439304
>Princess Celestia Dakimura
Oh lawdy

>>26439309
Rather proud of my wits on that one...

>>26439253
Sorry, I was detained. Try this on for size.

Most of the good ones have been done already...

>>26439335
better?

Raritys VA.

>>26439304
meh. his "girls" have typical male anatomy.

>>26439335
That's a nice edit. How about...?

Oh, so we're doing a Rarity thing now?

Good, because I have almost no Rarity reaction images

>>26439362
i like that because its realistic. girls arent always girls.

>>26439380
wait is that girls aren't always "girls" or girls aren't always girls? Big difference.

>>26439360

Hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLGOu1MedoI

Not Rarity, but I thought I'd share this for those who missed it last thread.

>>26439360
oh god she's ghastly

>>26439390
girls dont always dress, act like girls

>>26439360
Finally, THAT'S what she looks like... Gorgeous.

>>26439373
You are a worthy adversary indeed. Going for classic 60's movies, are we? Then have some of THIS.

(Also, I'll be gone for around 10 minutes, but the BATTLE WILL RESUME)

>>26439418
Ok good, that's what I thought you were getting at.
>>26439412
just laugh at her

Back to Rarity.

>>26439418
also sometimes they fart

>>26439427
Allow me to direct you to >>26439433

Rarity has the best reaction images.

>>26439380
no. the waist/shoulder ratio is all wrong. the shoulders are strong and sqaure. the hands are enormous and manly. even ugly girls don't follow male anatomy rules so closely.

>>26439444
Nice trips, but no.

>>26439458
you dont know many girls do you?

Screw it. Octavia tiem!

>>26439505

oh boy is this a twarity thread

>>26439505

>>26439494
Not that guy but I was in the theater and there was a significant amount of girls there. (these are my credentials)

I would tend to agree with him.

>>26439494
Aesthetics bro, real people are ugly.

>>26439494
facepalm.jpg.

Oh. There's my Rarity folder... why was it in my background pony folder?

This is a pony thread, why are you posting so much mule?

>>26439601
OH SNAP

Apparently I had a DFE for a picture that was just uploaded to ponibooru six minutes ago, so i had to resize it...

Rarity isn't even my favorite. Dunno why I'm not posting more music ponies...

octavia is just as fabulous as rarity if not more

rarity is the marshmallowiest pony

>>26439639
Am I really that tired that I read "games"?

>>26439639
Last panel I fucking lost it.

>>26439655
WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING THEM?

>>26439705
I do it too, man. I can't help myself.

Why the hell not throw some Trixie into the mixie?

>>26439726
Fine.

Actually, I'm gonna slow down on the image dumping after this.

>>26439752
Are you browsing ponibooru too?

>>26439705
Morbid curiosity.
It's like watching a train wreck.

>>26439773
hella ponibooru is awesome

>>26439726
Trixie is always welcomeie

pony should lick pony in hell

>>26439788
Awesome. And what's more awesome...

WALLPAPERS. http://www.mediafire.com/?4bvv9tno9p9t98b

>>26439762
I HAVE RETURNED!

This'll cut you down to size...

>>26439826
I think not. --------------> >>26439820

Trixie?

Trixie.

>>26439848
Um... That's a lesbian pony in a pimp hat.

TIME FOR THE BIG GUNS

>>26439860
The link, foal. THE LINK.

Would you give Trixie a hixie?

>>26439870
Although I did save the picture.

>>26439870
Taking advantage of my slow connection, are you?

Not today, Zurg!

>>26438844
Nostalgia as fuck

EVERYBODY DIES

>>26439898

>>26439938

Look what I stumbled upon....

>>26439971
take it away

>>26439971
You're fortunate that most of the best pictures have already been posted in other threads, or I would mop the floor with you.

This calls for DRASTIC MEASURES! Ask yourselves, friends: "Whyyy, boner, whyyyyyy"!

>>26440021
>Not a single whyboner was given

Besides, Rarity isn't my favorite, so I commend myself on making it this far.

>>26439820
I love you so much for these wallpapers.

>>26440021

This kind of thing terrifies me because I know if I ever got into this situation my brain would literally go "see ya" and jump out of my skull like in a cartoon, complete with a travel suitcase and wearing a hawaiian shirt.

I would proceed to shit myself, faint, or just freak out and have no idea what to do.

Why are women so scary?

>>26440069
You are most welcome, kind sir and/or madame.

It's a horse with the body of a man. I can understand your potential fears, but women have nothing to do with it.

>>26440021
what's so why about that one?

>>26440055
Fine then... Here is my SECRET WEAPON.

>>26440108

Yeah I wasn't talking about that specific scenario, more just being hit on or seduced by women in general.

Also I would have huge performance anxiety and would probably fail spectacuarly to get it up.

This is why I don't leave my house.

>>26440123
Megasweet is the best thing to happen to MLP fandom.

>>26440132
fuck you

>>26440123
Not. A. Single. Whyboner.

Sorry, son, but in that ring, you will not best me. Pictures, maybe. But whyboners will never happen for me. Although I wouldn't mind hugging Rarity...

>>26440130
...Wow. You need to start picking up smoking, pal. You sound like a nervous mouse.

Hell, if a woman starts flirting with you you just go "Yes ma'am" and fucking do what she wants!

>>26440123
Thats fully human that doesnt count

>>26440132
After an eye-patch was applied, that horse went on to win seven Triple Crown titles.

It was retired and now lives in a petting zoo where children can show it unconditional love until its dying day.

>>26440182
I'm going to pretend this is the truth. Poor horse.

>>26440164
aaaw why not?

>>26440246
Because.

>>26440176
And again, I click.
What is wrong with me?

>>26440164
So you're saying not a single boner for a gorgeous human woman.

Hmm.

>>26440260
nothing

>>26440169

Weed just makes me more socially awkward and paranoid on top of that. Also I do really stupid shit.

I don't have the first idea about how to go about touching a woman. Also I have natural tremors, causing my hands to shake pretty bad, worsening when I get nervous to the point of making me even more clumsy than my already shit motor control makes me. Also I have hyperhidrosis on my hands which causes me to have perpetually sweaty palms no matter what.

I'm never going to have sex and I've mostly come to terms with that. Which is why it terrifies me that it could be thrust upon me unexpectedly someday for some reason.

I'm fucking broken.

>>26440287
Lemme put it this way. Is it MLP-related in any way, shape, form, or species? Then I am not fapping to it.

>>26440298
What kind of tremors? you know they like some vibration down there.

>>26439820

Just downloaded. So much yay. Thanks, bro.

>>26440298
Dude, what you need are some female FRIENDS. We're not that terrifying.

aerghafvbfdhgnjr23dsvfg

>>26440323
Trying to keep the show pure in your mind, hmm?

>>26440326
Again, welcome. I shall post another once I hit 365, and I have made progress since that upload.

>>26440340
hello Royals cat.

>>26440325

Haha, I actually made that joke once when I was pretty drunk and hanging out with my friend and some girls came over. I held up The Shocker and made some stupid comment about vibrators. It got a laugh at least. That was the closest I ever got to actually flirting with a girl.

>>26440327

I have female friends. Just none that I would ever excpect to have sexual contact with.

>>26440348
Need something pure in my life, so yes.

...That implied more issues than I actually have.

>>26440323
How high and mighty of you.

Get your head out of your ass, man. It's not a pony, it's a person.

>>26440387
My mind immediately went to you being a donkey fucker.
I have no idea why though.

>>26440246
whoa she is elbow deep in there

>>26440395
Yes, let's call someone high and mighty while imposing our assumptions about their preferences when you know nothing about them.

tl;dr: blow me, I can do what I want

>>26440409
donkey shows are weird

WOW EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

HE SAYS HE DOESN'T FAP TO MY LITTLE PONY

LET'S GET THIS FUCKER

>>26440420
I don't

>>26440419
You sound like you have experience with those kinds of things.

>>26440464

>>26440323
Could you please give me a legitimate reason why it seems to be so damn weird and deviant to transfer personalities one finds attractive to a body he'd actually want to fuck?

>>26440477
seen a few, yeah

>Handful of tripfag Rarity fans go to bed
>Rarity conversation dies completely

Silver Spoon time! ...Or at least it would be if I had some decent pictures of her. Dayum shame.

>>26440487

Could you please give me a legitimate reason why you care so much about whether or not he faps to MLP?

He never said a word about it being weird, bro. He just said he doesn't. What the fuck is your deal?

...now the thread progresses into porn talk.

>>26440511
Because no one else has ever been able to give me a good reason, and this guy seems smarter than them, so I thought he might be able to.

>>26440487
Overactive imagination.

See, this is why I quit coming to /co/ so much. I try to do nice things, and people give me shit about the stupidest things and make assumptions that I'm a pretentious asshole, which ruins the fun I try to have talking to other people. Well excuse the fuck out of me if I didn't notice I was being pretentious by not whackin' it every time i look at a pony or human versions of ponies.

Yes, I mad.

>>26440513
all according to the grand design

>>26440527

Well it is weird. You're weird, I'm weird.

Everything we do here is weird.

But you're a fucking idiot for giving a shit about what anybody thinks about what you do.

>>26440513
>>26440537
Sorry, but all I said was I don't fap to ponies, and someone had to get all butthurt about it, which in turn pissed me off. Porn just comes with that territory of discussion

>>26440529

If you aren't jacking off to futa ponies sucking their own dicks, you are in the minority these days. Sad but true.

So, where the hell are Rarity's/Sweetie Bell's and Applejack's/Applebloom's parents?

As far as we've seen, Pinkie Pie and Twilight have parents as seen in The Cutie Mark Chronicles. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were are Flight Camp at the time they got their cutie marks, so naturally we never saw their parents, but where the hell are AJ/AB and R/SB parents?

>>26440573
I don't feel like raising the image count, but you can guess how little emotion is being shown on my face to signify that I care.

>>26440574
Applejacks parents are dead.

Rarity and Sweetie Belles parents just haven't been shown in the series yet. Thats how I see it.

>>26440529
>Overactive imagination
No such thing bro.

>>26440574

Second series.

Rainbow Dash goes back home to tell her dads the news that she likes sports.

>>26440573
I don't feel like raising the image count, but you can guess how little emotion is being shown on my face to signify that I care.

Also, did posting freeze for anyone else?

>>26440529
noone said you were being pretentious. and you don't have to reply to those posts

>>26440642

Yeah 4chan has been derping lately

>>26440598
>>26440642
Aaaargh fucking doublepost...

>>26440573
>kawaii sandwich.jpg
that was a good thread
For a few days in December there everything was great here, it was really heartwarming and stuff.

>>26440639
>>26440639
>>26440639
>>26440639
>>26440639
>>26440639
>>26440639
>>26440639

>>26440639
But what kind of sports?

>>26440646
I know, but I'm kinda tired and grumpy. Besides, it does more damage to just stand to the side than to confront the issue head on (in most cases).

>>26440673
Water.

>>26440673
watersports

>>26440690
>>26440692

The joke was bad and you should feel bad.

>>26440646
And besides, one guy did say I was being all high and mighty, which is just pretentious dragged out, and it kinda pissed me off. I'm better now, though.

>>26440639

> her dads

I see what you're doing here.

>>26440690
>>26440692
Hell yeah, water skiing.

>>26440616
They can't be dead.
That means Applebloom was created out of nowhere, since she didn't exist when Applejack went to Manehatten.

>>26440736
What do you think Big Mac and Granny Smith did to pass the time while AJ was gone?

>>26440736

I'll just wait for you to figure this out.

>>26440771

Not that guy, but I laughed.

>>26440736
>>26440769
>>26440771
And now we've come full-circle... >>26439404

>>26440769
>>26440771
Would explain her behavior....

>>26440660

Yeah I hear that, bro. Simple times man, simple times.

>>26440736

Yes, they were alive when Applejack went to Manehattan, but they had work to do that day.
Her mother died giving birth to Applebloom, and her father committed suicide shortly after.

>>26440736
Oh boy oh boy

Applebloom is the child of a taboo relationship

>>26440833
Aw, that's adorable.

Look who finally started a thread for the first time in months.

>>26440902
>>26440902
>>26440902
>>26440902
>>26440902
>>26440902