oh yea, previous general
>>26434888
>>26434888
>>26434888

>>26436794
I like it so far. Also, thanks for the new image!

>>26436770
Appaloosa was pretty goddamn far from ponyville. But i would like to see some more World Traveling in S2.

>>26436794
A buildup is always nice

This has nothing to do with the topic, but this is the only place I can ask. Does anyone know anything about the Lyra request I made a few days ago? I would offer advance payment of over 300 pony wallpapers, but mediafire won't open for me.

nah.

except for the inevitable "shanghaied by pirates" episode.

and, by god, the competition's fast.

>>26436794
cont;
Spitfire is waiting on Scratch's bed. "Hi Scratch! Ooh, is that your new playmate?" Scratch cocks her head a second, looking at you, and then shakes her head. "Oh, serious relationship?" She blushes. "Oohhh! First date!" Spitfire claps her hoofs together. "Good for you, but you know you have to share!" As you wonder what she was talking about, Scratch pulls down your pants and underwear, exposing you to the both. "He's well hung! Good choice, gal." Scratch nudge you towards the bed.

Leth, get in gear on the marker.

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=190276951023195
FRIENDSHIP DAY: EVERYBRONY GET IN

>>26436848
What Lyra request?

Scratch's disability makes her almost tragic.

I think it's a nice Twist.

>>26436848

I gave it to LK and it's in his requests/ideas document, but I don't think it's guaranteed he'll do it, or get to it soon even if he does. If you want it done soon and for certain, find someone else that's taking requests. But he does have it.

>>26436864

no.

>>26436853
This is going too fast...

>>26436878
Is scratch's disability canon?

>>26436893
Nah, we of the fandm made it.
But Hasbro will make it so.

>>26436864
>Friendship

FUCK. FRIENDSHIP.

I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I got no self esteem

You know that picture of Rarity with her head low to the ground and her face is turned upward with a smile and one eyebrow raised?

Anyone tell me what episode that's from?

>>26436893

i prefer to think she's got a really scratchy smoker's voice.

>>26436869
Filly Lyra learning to play the harp (yes, I mean harp). Someone took it but never posted progress, plus I fell asleep, and later someone said they'd save it to show to someone else. So I feel reasonably left out of the loop on the subject.

>>26436864
AHAHAHA
FAGGOT

>>26436893
Scratch is mute in fanon, because we never heard her talk and probably never will.

>>26436893
It is now.

Now I'll relate this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

>>26436914

see

>>26436882

LK said he'd be streaming tomorrow night (usual hours about 10pm-5am PST) so if you want to show up and ask him yourself if he'll do it, that'd be the time.

>>26436853
cont;
"I hope you've got stamina, because we're going to take you on a WILD ride!" She spreads eagle, exposing her glistening lips. Scratch trots over to Spitfire, and laps at her clitoris, suckling and slurping as Spitfires' wings grow firmer. "Thaat's it.. nice and slick... Hey, come over here and lay down on the bed. We don't want you to feel left out." You lie down on your back at the center of the bed, fully erect. The two inch their way up to you, and you're not believing your luck as they get into position, their legs overlapping eachothers, thighs pressing together and their pussies connected, meeting at your penis. They begin rubbing in a circular motion, and all you can do is lay there and watch.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/35538250.html

All of you in this fandom are pathetic. I am frankly saddened by this.

I once say a fanfiction about Twilight's parents fucking to make Twilight. What's wrong with you fuckers, seriously?

>>26436958
Go away.

>>26436910

>>26436951
And not a single fuck was given.

>>26436958
gtfo

>>26436951
Don't you dare associate us with those faggots. We post on 4chan and not Ponychan for a reason.

>>26436951
>But if you must know, I'm on the verge of committing suicide, just waiting for my rainbow dash toy to arrive in the mail so she can come with me.

Why the fuck would you take Dash with you. Rarity is obviously the superior afterlife partner.

I have a rare gift. Here is a wallpaper that I like yet still have to spoiler (better safe than sorry). Since I usually don't like or save things that need spoilering, I'm not sure if I'm gonna have many more of those. Plus, can anyone remember when this was made?

>>26436951
>Comes on /co/'s pony thread sot complain about Ponychans hugbox.
Troll harder, bro.

>>26436951

>ponychan

Why would you even go to that cesspool?

>>26436970

fuck you Goblin motherfuckers.

Defense 7, bitches.

>>26436958
These things... these things should not be discussed. They should be carefully swept under the rug and forgotten about.

>>26436978

i'm going to go tell him that, actually, right now.

>>26437002
Lets all do that.

>>26436941
Woot. Thank ye kindly. Like I said, I'd share all my pony walls, but mediafire is derping and I don't feel like uploading it somewhere else.

>>26436978
>afterlife

Is'nt LK that guy who drew a bunch of Fat Fetish shit?

What the fuck happened to you /co/.

>>26436992
Fuck you my armour's a soild gold snake.

>>26436975

The people in this thread still discuss creepy pony fanfics/porn. And a lot of you are tripfags.
To be honest you're just an R-rated version of Ponychan.

>>26436981
Thanks!

>>26437014

Didnt you know? In death all your wonderful pony companions will come to life and wait on your every need.

Why... ancient kings were often buried with veritable armies of pony waifu's so that they're repose in te next world was one full of friendship, love, and marshmallow

OK, OK, hang on, because i've been hearing about this shit all day. There's someone on ponychan stirring up a shitstorm about killing himself, right? I haven't cared enough to follow up on it.

>>26436975
>>26436987
>>26436990


Y'know, I wanna disagree along with you guys, but we started a thread with spoiler'd shipping between Scratch and fucking Spitfire.

I'm not even mad about the similarities you fuckers are bringing between the two boards, I'm mad that you shipped Spitfire with Scratch and not Dash.

THE THREAD'S LOCKED

SON OF A BITCH

THEY KNEW WE'D FIND OUT

>>26436948
cont;
As they begin to pick up the pace, you get enough courage to grope their butts. They waft their tails at you in pure reflex, but Scratch lets you hold onto her tail. It smells faintly of sweat and strawberries, and you stroke the base of her tail. They're clopping now, too, stroking at your penis as they keep going. "H-Hey gal, wanna try something else?" Scratch nods and the two switch positions, and now you find your face buried between Scratch's thighs, as Spitfire's slamming down on your cock in cowboy position. Scratch is looking into your eyes as you grab her thighs, lapping away at her pussy as she rubs her teats.

>>26437023

fuck you, i'm Boromir.

your argument will be invalid once you're rended into a thousand little pieces scattered all over my sword.

>>26437034
Dash sucks. But not Penis because she's a lesbian.

Haven't you heard? MLP died a loooong time ago.

Stop beating this dead horse.

>>26437034
Well, excuse me, princes..

>>26436941
Derp. Forgot I need a link to the stream. Can you help a brony out?

>>26437075

Derp completely forgot.

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

>>26437069

it may be dead, but we took something with us as we went.

>>26436951

>>26437059
Care for some arrows?

>>26437069
LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! PLEASE GOD NO!

>>26437028
What we do over here is just 4chan as usual.

They're all hugboxing faggots who love and tolerate everything but intolerance regardless of how bad something really is.

>>26437081
<----------- This x2 for the both of us.

>>26437094
superior version

>>26437069
I would argue that MLP threads evolved and adapted to the situation. But you won't listen.

MLPg... MLPg has changed.

>>26437034
It's because of this.

>>26436864
>Official U.N. as fuck
>what

>>26437096

y halo thar Mister Uruk

>>26436853
>>26436948
>>26437040
I just want to say that i havent fapped in weeks, and this is killing me.

what is hugboxing?

>>26437112
Here's a bigger version of that for those of you that like joseco as much as I do.

>>26437059
>Boromir
Which means you're bound to fuck up. Like Sean Bean's characters in every other movie.

he's quicker. he's dirtier. he's (apparently) more consistent.

but i've got two things: plot, and my personality.

Good morning bronies! I haven't slept all night HAHAHA

have a pony

>>26437040
Faceless, I didn't want to like you at first, but you grew on me.

However, this story is disappointing. Taking it a mite too fast, bro. A pinch more courting would have been nice.

>>26437144
I love how this artist completely gave up drawing yuri so that he could focus entirely on ponies.

>>26437112
>Cutie mark is a bottle of whiskey being poured in a martini glass.
>Shunned by family for not knowing you put that shit in a tumbler.
>Forever working in a ponyville bar.

Tolerance brings acceptance.
Acceptance breeds weakness.
Weakness will be our downfall.

Also furries.

Found this one that some guy made with Win7 users in mind.

>>26437159
me either! WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY IS THIS NORMAL

>>26437142

You know those artists on DA who whine about pointless trivial garbage in their lives and whose fanbase kisses their ass at any given opportunity and become an enraged entity of autistic fury whenever someone dares to 'criticize' their hallowed saint?


That's a hugbox

>>26437069
Have some awesome pony cosplay, fresh from Equestria Daily!

>>26437177
Why would Dash salute the american flag?
It should be a rainbow flag

>>26437145

>he doesn't know what we're talking about

in Games Workshop's tabletop of LotR, Boromir is, hands-down, the single most terrifying mortal shitwrecker in the game. that's counting Dwarves, Orcs, Uruks, Wizards... and even Aragorn himself. he cannot be killed. if you DO manage to kill him, congratulations: it's just cost you half an army to do it. and he didn't even cost that much in the first place.

he's a god.

>>26437188
I don't know any of that

>>26437193

>>26437193

>>26437179
Hoppip, you done fucked up. Why didn't you make the new thread when you had the chance?

IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS

>>26437159
Same here and I am feel fucked in the head rightfully so for this being the second night in a row. And here, take a pony in return.

>>26437179
YOU ARE DRAINING RESERVE LIFE ENERGY!

You have to eat souls to recover the energy.

>>26437144
Hay yeah, he's awesome. Dunno if the one I saved from DA is this siz, but saved.

I'd even try your request, but I'm specially awful with musical instruments.

>>26437194
>Why would Dash salute the american flag?
because it's the only flag worth saluting

>>26437040
ending;
Spitfire's humping at you with great speed, making her ass slap against your thighs loudly with each pump. Scratch lifts up again, turning around to face Spitfire before sitting down on your face again, and you continue lapping at her cunt. She's making out with Spitfire now, who is grunting as she tries to breathe, still going hard at your cock. They break the kiss and a droplet of saliva strands between them before breaking. You rub a finger at her pussy, getting it slick before sliding it in with surprising ease in her ass. She seems to like it, because a hot torrent of her juices made its way down your throat. You feel like you're close to cumming, so you thrust your hip up against Spitfire. She gasps, and flaps her wings down once, giving her an extra bit of momentum, slamming down yet again with a slap that you're sure is going to leave a mark, and you cum inside her. Scratch leans over to lick at Spitfire's pussy, and drags her rough tongue over the base of your penis. Spitfire clenches on your cock soon enough as the bed gets wetter underneath. She lifts off of your cock and lays down on her back, stroking lazily. "You're... good..." Scratch turns back to you again, kissing you on your lips, as you get a taste of Spitfire and yourself. She slides your still erect penis inside, and thrusts a few times. She's breathing heavily, and she climaxes as well.

Laying on your body still, she's looking into your eyes, blushing madly and smiling. "You two look adorable." Spitfire said.

>>26437144
If I had an extra 10$ I would totally commission even more Rarity.

So does anyone here know about accounting?

>>26437164
>spitfire

>pacing herself

>>26437194
It's funny you should say that. The comments for it on ponibooru were two guys arguing about Dash being Canadian or American. And neither came up with a rainbow flag idea. I commend you on your creative thinking.

>>26437225
Only flag you will ever need.

>>26437252
>MLP: FiM may cause lead poisoning.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/toy/res/4454.html

I don't care if you try to distance yourselves from these people. I know you're just as pathetic.
I'd say to stop ruining /co/, but the homosuck, regular show, and adventure time fans are still causing irreversible damage.

>>26437237
A bit.

>>26437232

The ending made me happy. This was awesome. One of the best so far.

>>26437243
I meant in Scratch's case. She's some quiet mare the dude just met, then all of a sudden, HAY LETS GO FUCKING.

Just a little more mysterious hand-leading or something would have been neat.

>>26437234
Doesn't it seem like he likes Rarity the best though? Why would he need commission for his favorite pony?

>>26437234
He does do the best Rarity's don't he?

>>26437232
One small complaint, it does seem like you went too fast, but the imagery is all excellent.

>>26437213
I was grabbing some breakfast

plus I didn't really have any ideas for the thread anyway

>>26437216
WHERE TO GET SOULS

>>26437266
Love you too. Here, have a pony. Free of charge.

>>26437280
KILL ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T HAVE RED HAIR.

>>26437206
More than Aragorn?! That's royally fucked up. I don't have to knowabout miniture games to guess that.

>>26437266
Nope.
We are manly men doing manly things.

>>26437266

Oh yes, /co/ is just a shining bastion of purity if not for these threads of ours

>>26437273
AUTHOR NOTES;

She wasn't actually GOING to fuck'm, but spitfire coaxed her into it.

plus you know ponies are sexual as fuck by now.

>>26437292
WHY THE RED HAIR

>>26437277
I thought Appledash was his Favorite?

That's pretty much all he drew before he started taking requests.

>>26437292
GINGERS HAVE SOULS

>>26437266

>>26437302
THEY ARE LACKING IN THE SOUL DEPARTMENT.

>>26437267
Would you know what journal entries to make when a non-profit gives away inventory?

also, ponies

>>26437302
See? Nobody cares about the Jews!

and obligatory image compilation.

>>26437294

no, it's not. Aragorn will, when you come down to it, beat Boromir. well, Aragorn King Elessar will.

but he costs SO much more than Boromir, it's not worth it.

>>26437277
Jojesco draws Rarity (the way I percieve her) better than most other artists, and I feel like he "gets" her the same way I do. Wish he'd draw a human version of her...

>>26437317
Inventory Adjustment Transaction.
Reduce the quantity and total value on hand, charge the adjustment to an appropriate expense account.

>>26437206
I think this is the first time anyone has talked about LOTR SBG anywhere on 4chan

>>26437310
Oh, right. I can't brain well after two nights of no sleep. But >>26437278
points out why I thought he like Rarity best.

>>26437315
VERY WELL

>>26437301
MORE AUTHORS NOTES;
"She's never gotten the attention she should." implies that he(you) have seen her several times.
"as you know she's not like other ponies" implies that he(you) know about Scratch, and is probably acquainted with her, or friend.

GINGERS HAAAAAVE SOOOOOOOUUUUULS

>>26437324
That idea never crossed my mind, but now I want to see it too...

>>26437348
That's because his Rarity art is all sensual as fuck.

>>26437354
You seem to be making notes like a man digs a grave.
A grave he is going to lay in.

>>26437345
>mfw mlp discussion and LoTR discussion in the same thread
>lolwut?

>>26437374
It's got underlying meaning in the story which not everyone may notice, so why not.

>>26437370
lol rarity as a secretary.

>>26437372
No complaints here...

>>26437342
HAHAHAHA

now i'm only $2.13 off.

>>26437372
Thanks for the image, bro... That's a really nice one.

>>26437378

>mfw using Carlos in a non-pun

come back once you've learned something about /co/.

u mad? xD

>>26437370

>>26437388
Just saying, if you have to tell the audience how the story went after because you think they cannot GRASP that simple concept and have to hold their hand because you made such a magnificently complex story...
You are trying to give us fucking footnotes on a shitty fapfic.

Just, fuck.

>>26437378
You must be kinda new here... back in the day (last year I guess) we talked like that a lot. I always took Celestia and Luna for Maiar level.

>>26437405

Hey 166!

Think you could turn your colouring skills to this?

>>26436148

>>26437405
I'm fine

But that person isn't.

>>26437418
that's why they're under spoiler.

also stop complaining if all you're going to do is rant at me.

>>26437370

i do love that one.

>"Mr Anonymous. you're ten minutes late. i'll expect you in my office immediately. clear your schedule. why? well, you must be punished, mustn't you.

>>26437399

I don't have a comeback because I left my comeback in your mom.

>>26437395
He's really good with them Rarities. He gets the funniest requests for her too. "Rarity taking a shower", "Rarity lieing in a bed".

>>26437445
you failed the pun so hard you made me cringe.

>>26437435
You posted something on a public forum, and you are shocked that someone is giving you a critique?

You should, perhaps think of your posing content.

On a completely non-pony-related note, Dream Theater's Live At Budokan album is probably one of my most favorite live performances of all time.

>Dat Petrucci

>>26437444
Oooooo, goddamn.... You best keep going, bro.

>>26437370
>dat revealing neckline
Oh god what is wrong with me.

>>26437456
I think that means im doing it right.

>>26437461
no, he's giving me critique on my footnotes.

as in "These are your own thoughts about your story. I don't agree with you, so let me tell you why you're stupid."

>>26437433
ok, i need more practice with magic effects. i'll try to get to it this afternoon, but that depends on finishing this project.

>>26437456
Faceless do a paragraph of sexy Steven Magnet

>>26437461
re-read.
>forum

Okay.jpg

>>26437237
>>26437317

What is this about, I'm curious. Care to explain?

>>26437466

still got it.

ditching Trixie, and all the minor ponies, unless they're needed for the plot. gonna stick to my big guns, which means the mane ponies.

>mfw I started a joseco/rarity appreciation thread

>>26437469
>I didn't notice until now

Yeah John Joseco knows exactly what he's doing when he draws her.

Okay, I meant to press this earlier...but I have a serious question.

Why is it, whenever parents post, they usually seem to not like the show as a whole, but like Spike?

This shit is just baffling me. It's a very common trend I've noticed. Driving me mad.

>>26437444
>>26437393
>>26437370
This reminds me of a Pony Office kind of thing I was tinkering with... Not "The Office", so much, but FiM with the ponies in an office instead... Of in... Yeah.

Anyway:


Twilight - Overworked and exhausted Manager

Spike - Twilight's assistant, always hanging around her office

Rainbow Dash - Lazy computer tech. (Her server runs 20% cooler!)

Snips/Snails - Stockers in the warehouse

Derpy - Runs mail room

Celestia - Mysterious CEO (Videoconfrences with Twilight from some exotic island)

Luna - Extremely new manager/CFO that everyone is scared of because she's the CEO's sister. Manages Celestia's duties because Celestia is constantly on vacation.

Fluttershy - Extremely nervous and shy office worker who surrounds herself with her beloved plants.

CMC - Interns who are always messing up everything around the office. Twilight only keeps them around because they try so hard.

Rarity - Pretty much the same, except she is extremely fussy about her perfectly-kept cubicle.

Pinkie Pie - Receptionist. Exactly the same. Always brings pastries from her aunt/uncle's bakery

Applejack - Head of inventory.

Big Mac - AJ's second. Always having trouble with Snips and Snails

Trixie - Snooty HR Manager who never hires anyone because they're not Great and Powerful enough.

Twilight Sparkle what have you done
don't introduce ponies to the internet

you've opened pandora's box

>>26437508
It's called the same old troll, using copy pasta.

>>26437466
>>26437453
>>26437395
>>26437372
>>26437370
>>26437324
Is it just me or is Rarity getting more attention than the others?

Give another pony a chance! AJ is getting lonely.

>>26437500
To the tune of Dream Theater, nonetheless.

Feelsgoodpony

>>26437508
Spike is the anti girly of the show. People might say its AJ or RD but everyone knows its really Spike.
He's the one who brings everyone back down to life.

>>26437512
Applejack is too down to earth for these high tech shenanigans
maybe

>>26437514
Except it's not. There are clear differences. And some are tripfags. I know I shouldn't obsess over this, but I can't help it.

>>26437511

question. how many idiots does it take to find a cutie mark?

hypothesis: three.

>>26437512
>>26437526
Rarity adapts quickly to the new technology and her generous spirit shines through

>>26437500
For the record, I ALWAYS appreciate Jojesco's Rarity.

Just saiyan.

>>26437516
See >>26437500

I didn't really mean to, but whatever. I like Applejack too, but the music ponies are where it's at for me.

>>26437516
But i Do like applejack. When she's standing next to applejack.

>>26437516

she gets the most attention because she's the best pony, you yob.

>>26437511
>A pony office but not THE office.
Why not? A pony The office parody would be quite

>>26437508
Your post and the one made by a "parent" look identical to the other day.

>>26437522
Spikes characterization is a bit hazy to me. Is he supposed to be the straightman to the girls' antics or the male perspective?

I like how he seems to have a life outside Ponyville and the mane cast though.

>>26437542
G1 Applejack/G4 Applejack OTP?

>>26437544
Because Pinky would keep looking at the fucking camera.
Wait.

>>26437516
Who wants to worship an apple farming hick anyway?

>>26437530
One, you need to relax brony.

And two, it's probably cause they find the show irritating, but want to watch with their kids.

Spike is catharsis. He's really there for those people. If they don't like MLP but like Spike, Spike is doing his job. He's keeping parents happy.

Why do I decide to do my kind deeds during the most ungodly hours? Last night I helped an Australian and some chick on the west coast make their desktops super-sexy, and tonight I uploaded all my pony walls. Why can't I do this crap when it's NOT detrimental to my sleep pattern?

>>26437536
>>26437526
>>26437512
>Mfw i already posted part 4 in a previous thread

You shouldn't post things on Furaffinity if you want to post them here first.

>>26437544
Because I don't want things like the "cell phone holster" and "red stapler" stuff in it. It can be The Office, sure, but I don't want it to be just the same show with different characters.

Does this make ANY sense?!

>>26437554
Hes a straight man forced to live in a girly lifestyle. I could relate. 70% of my family is women.

>>26437576

because you're on 4chan.

>>26437512
>>26437526
>>26437536
Fluttershy finds the impersonal interface of the internet much more approachable, and embraces it

>>26437585
I know that feel SO hard.

>>26437576
You need help broham.

Try making a strict timetable and follow it. Staying up late is shit to your health.

>>26437580
>You shouldn't post things on Furaffinity if you want to post them here first.
Actually I got them off FiMchan, but I have no way of knowing if it was the original artist actually posting them or just someone posing as the original artist.

>>26437587
But I did all this on NOT 4chan...

>>26437588
Horseshoe on head... Goddammit...

>>26437596
Stay up late! It's great. All the cool peeps are doin it.

>>26437516
Cheer up Applejack.

>>26437605

but you are on now. go on at all, that's sleep patterns right out the window. i was getting maybe two hours of sleep every weekday for the last five months of my life. at best.

Eh, fuck sleep. I got a month to straighten that out before college. Also, this wallpaper made me laugh.

>Ponywebcamshit
>Lack of Dash.

Someone needs to draw Dash watching all the girls's webcams on some sort of massive computer array.

>>26437516
Rarity hasn't had a thread in a while, give her a break.

In fact, I think we've been ragging a bit too much on Dash lately... Even though I'm a true-blue Rarity fan, RD should get the next one.

>>26437596
No, an inconsistent sleeping schedule is bad for you. As long as you keep to a consistent schedule, it doesn't really matter when you sleep specifically.

>>26437625

>what are you waiting for, cowgirl? come get me.

>mfw when /co/ hates ponychan for being pathetic when /co/ pony threads are just fetish pics and porn while ponychan still discusses the episodes, makes fan art and critiques fic
>except of course for /fanfic/ but everyone knows they're a bunch of raging furry faggots

Hot damn, got another one for the folder.

>>26437553
Don't be derpy bro
The simple fact is that /co/ has ALWAYS had more married people on it, and people with kids
They want to express their opinions and that's fine
And Spike is pretty much made for them
Friendship my man, friendship
They don't like it but like Spike we should be nice about that

>>26437656
Of course if you get a solid 6-8 hours of sleep you are alright.
But seeing as I have a job I have to restrict 4chan time or else I don't get enough sleep.
NEETs have it nice, they can sleep whenever they want.

>>26437667
I'll take the blame for most of the fetish pics posted.

and several discussion topics... and fics...

bother. more pre.

>>26437667
Its probably because most of that talk is shunned on ponychan. Here its still weird but no ones gonna get banned for it.

>>26437667
>mfw they had to create an entire channel to contain the amount of shit Ponychan has.
>mfw we can keep it contained.
>mfw your megaman projects failed because you filled entire zones in spikes.

>>26437667
>discussing episodes months after they have aired.
I seriously hope you guys dont do this.

>>26437435
Not the same guy, but its fucking sad and pathetic that you felt the need to make footnotes for a half page shitty fapfic.

>>26437576
Because believe it or not, threads at this time are usually superior.

>>26437694
You can never have enough Spikes.

This is to celebrate me being awake for the second sunrise in a row.

Hooray for my dumb ass.

>>26437714
Nighttime threads are always better; everyone knows that. But I did all this outside of 4chan. This is my first visit in a couple of days.

>>26437645
Hey, calm down brony. From what I can tell these are new. No need to be upset just because they haven't gotten to the World's Best Pony yet, I'm sure Rainbow Dash is on the lineup.

>>26437667
For every action there must be an equal and opposite reaction.

We are all of the porn and filth and guttershit that Ponychan won't allow.

Out of context picture time?
Out of context picture time.

Given how much the rest of 4chan hates Ponies, including that mod that keeps trying to organise raids on pony fan sites, don't you guys think it might be prudent to keep your NSFW furry fetish stuff on your furaffinity accounts?

I'm having a hard time selling my friends on the idea that I'm not a furry when all the /co/ threads on the show are full of furry porn. Post it on your accounts and drop a link or something, sheesh.

>>26437745
Nah, Dash wouldn't b one to plant herself in front of a webcam, she wants to watch, all her friends at once, place horseshoes on their heads.

>>26437755
Not sure if out of context, but whatever.

>>26437761
>This person is obviously mad!

>>26437755
Here's a classic.

>>26437740
>Nighttime threads
Well, not really. It's these slow ones in the early morning that are worth it, unless someone fucks up.

...Opinions may vary, of course.

>>26437761
>furry
Horses have hair you hipster.

>>26437781
Spider-Mare,
Spider-Mare,
Swings Around, and Doesn't Care...

>>26437761
There is like no actual porn in this thread. I know what you mean though. Theres suggestive stuff but the fullblown stuff usually comes later in the day.
>>26437773
You know. Someone can tell you to stop doing something without being mad...

>>26437790

>>26437795
Like so: stop ruining that guy's fun.

>>26437761
I can't control anything man, if Disco and Megasweet and RS and Faceless and Railgunner are goning to make everyone into furries there is nothing that is going to stop that.

Not even if you asked nicely.

>>26437795
Asking 4chan to do anything in unison is retarded in and on itself.
I might just post pony porn to spite the guy asking to stop, even if I never would do it otherwise.

>>26437773
>mistook background for a chalkboard, even though I love that fucking movie
I must be REALLY sleepy.

>>26437755

>>26437790
So this thread is full of... Hairies? Hairys? Harrys?

>>26437755
sure

>>26437817

>>26437829
Yes...

>>26437795
uh huh...
>>26436794

Damn sun... Making my eyes hurt...

I wonder. would it be a tad taboo to do one about Scootaloo?

>>26437845
Stop whining and start celebrating

>>26437846
dis nigga for real?

I'm pondering one about Cherilee, and one with Roseluck, as well.

>>26437846

You already did one about eating shit out of the asshole of a god empress.

It's your call man. I don't really think anybody here is going to think less of you.

>>26437846
I am probably in no position to give advice, but I say fuck the haters and go for it.

>>26437817
>Spike/AJ never went anywhere

Awww.

>>26437866
true. true.

>>26437846
What if Scootaloo and Oviposition?

>>26437855
NEVER!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOON-BANISHING!!!

We don't usually wear clothes...

Just made this in honor of the awesome Rarity threads.

Hope you guys like it.

>>26437895
You've activated yet another of my fetishes, man. why. why. why.


now I've gotta write this.

>>26437900
I was surprised when she pointed that out. Kinda seemed to further break down that 4th wall for me.

>>26437909
I approve.

>>26437853
>mfw nobody remembers Bloodninja.

>>26437900
>mfw

>>26437938

I remember man.

I remember.

>>26437920
>"What the hell... is that a wallet?"

>>26437909
>>26437915
These are both Equally Great and Terrible.

You lay on the towel, the sun in zenit and the scent of ocean breeze filling your nose. It's a warm summer day, and Scootaloo had been bugging you for a few hours until you agreed to go with her to the beach. You feel a wet slap on your stomach as you open your eyes. Scootaloo had jumped on top as you were relaxing, and she's giggling. "Did I scare you? huh?" She trots off again into the ocean, splashing around and diving. She's a good girl, but she can get a bit... close, from time to time, even though she doesn't seem to realize herself. You cover your growing boner with another towel as you watch her for a while.

>>26437954
Twilight's hair doesn't make very much sense.

>>26437973

How the fuck do you pump this shit out so fucking fast man.

I mean, not knocking the quality of your work, if anything that just makes it more impressive.

>>26437977
it's magic hair

>>26437973
That was fairly quick.

>>26437977
She's a neeeeerd
And nerds have greeeeeaaaasy haaaaair

>>26437986
You know this being Twilight it makes sens

>yfw when she's actually bald

>>26437973
Oh good it's that time again.

>>26437976
Pretty similar to Johnjoseco's style for requests...

>>26437973
cont;
... You appear to have fallen asleep, because when you wake up you notice that you've either dropped all your limbs, or they're buried in the sand. You look around, and you notice Scootaloo standing behind your head. "Good morning!" she giggles. You look down again, and this time you realize that the towel is gone, and you're still rock hard. "You shouldn't raise your flagpole just like that!" She trots over to it. "Where's the strings on this?" She nuzzles around on it, seemingly innocently blissfull what a penis is.

>>26437980
I think he's got one of those 'Artistic Visions'.

Ive always been a terrible fiction writer, i don't understand how anyone could write like that.

>>26438005
I love her hair. Hair of the year. It was my favourite hair until Party of One.

>>26437986
Magic hair, you say?

>>26438030
Fuck yeah i lover her hair.

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>>26438025
Congratulations on being the first person to make me want to finish one of these stories.

Still not gonna fap though.

HAHAHA IT BALANCES PERFECTLY

I'd watch this.

>>26438025
cont;
your penis twitches as she keeps nuzzling at it. "Does this thing even go down?" She takes a lick at it. "Eww, tastes... weird..." She licks again. Soon enough she's dragging her tongue from your balls up to your cockhole, and you drip pre. She licks at it. "That's bitter, ewww." She yelps. "Something slimy's running down my legs!" She sits down on her rump to inspect. "It's coming from... my special place?" She rubs at it. "Ooooh..."

I liked Twilights bed hair more.

>>26438060
If i didn't watch MLP:FIM i would assume that Apple bloom is Bigmac's and Applejack's daughter.

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>>26438060
i'd miss the pony puns

>>26438072
Oh boy do I have a surprise for you

I wonder whatever happened to that dude who kept reporting people.

I bet he gave up.

>>26438096
No...You can't possibly mean...

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>>26438096
I don't understand.

>>26438096
GOD DAMMIT I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I SHOULD'VE.

>>26438062
cont;
She eyes your penis again. "Your thingie is dripping slimy stuff too. Maybe..." She stands up again and trots over. She eases herself down onto you, and you slide inside inch by inch. She grunts, her tiny wings spreading out. "Y... Yes, definitely..."
She raise herself up a bit again, and down, a bit harder. "Hahn.." Again, harder. "Mmmh..." She picks up the pace, and you're clenching, trying not to cum inside. However, inevitably, you feel yourself lose control as you thrust upwards, cumming inside as she squeals. "Wh-What's..." She moans with a soft murmury voice before she finishes her senteance. You notice something rough bump against the tip of your penis, however. And she seems to notice it, as well.

>>26438130
What the fuck...

I'm a little bit uncomfortable after reading this.

Applejack is the best human.

>>26438167
I should feel the same way.

But for some reason I don't...

>>26438130
>You notice something rough bump against the tip of your penis, however. And she seems to notice it, as well.
Oh boy here come the eggs...

>>26438130
ending;
She stands up, wobbling a bit, as she turns her rump towards you. "Do you see anyth- Ooooohhhhhnnnn..." She lifts her rump up in the air as you notice the tip of something through her parting lips. It slowly makes its way out, as she has to squeeze a lot to make it pass through. An egg falls on the sand, and a large amount of pussy juice follows, coating the egg entirely in a thick layer. You see another egg inside, and she squeeze that out as well. She's wobbling over to you, and her rump is close over your face, as a third and last egg touch your lips. You lick at the top of it, and hold it in place as she turns around again to lift it off and lay it on the sand.

"Let's play again tomorrow~"

Oh fuck this fucking dragonshy episode
Motherfucking fluttershy all up in this shit. Going from full tilt cute as all hell to a complete badass who will fuck your shit up before you even have time to blink.
This is by far the best ep.

>>26438173
She gave me a thing for american cowgirls.

And I live on the other side of the world.

>>26438192
Hey you're back
Took you some time...

>>26438173
Not enough human art of her, I say.

>>26438189
>Cockadoodledoo

Am I the only one who things Seth cheats with the page views on EqD, it's like it counts seconds instead of actual hits.

>>26438189
Called it.

Goddamnit.

>>26438189
I REALLY shouldn't be okay with reading this...

>>26438192
You ain't seen shit, cap'n.

>>26438189

>>26438207
I laughed

>>26438209
It only actually refreshes when the page refreshes, otherwise it just just count normally.

>>26438223

Ah I see, weird.

>>26438211
you called something obvious.

>>26437915

>>26438203
I was busy with shit
Plus I was downloading all the eps so I wouldn't have to deal with youtube

Holy shit madmax's 9mil comic made me laugh.

>>26438209
You think he would rig his own website to give a false viewcount?

Now that's the dumbest fucking thing ive read all thread, and i just got done reading that Scootaloo fic.

>>26438209
As mindboggling as it is, EqDly gets a shit ton of hits everyday.
I still remember when he was starting out and 10,000 hits seemed like a real achievement.

>>26438189
The ending felt a little rushed in comparison to the rest of the story, but otherwise I would say you did a... erm... good(?) job...

Now I don't want to sleep...

>>26438243
Yeah I mean--

Heeeeeeeeeeey.

>>26438249
not so much detail can be said about a repeat action.

>>26438246
I remember that.

It was happier days for the site then.

>>26438246
too bad Equestria After Dark doesn't get nearly as much.

>>26438246
>>26438261
Was this before or after it became a furry central?

>>26438209
No im sure thats its way of updating and it updates faster the more traffic it gets. Otherwise some people would hop on at the exact same time and you would see the number jump up like 20 or 30. here and there. Idk. Ive thought about it but thats my suggestion.

>>26438261

Yeah back than it wasn't infected with ponychan faggotry.

>>26438257
Eh, I told you to go ahead with the story to begin with, so I clearly can't be trusted as a credible source for anything (I normally avoid fics of any kind; you can see what lack of sleep is doing to me).

>>26438261
The only thing I remember about EqD back then was that fanfics were posted as pictures... And they only came from /co/

>>26438246
I thought his 500 Views in 4 days was a real milestone for him. Those were simpler times, yes. But they were good times.

>>26438270
It was before a lot of the shit people latched on from ponychan, yes.

>>26438276
I say that people who are not functioning at their total capacity at the moment (lack of sleep, etcetera) are usually at their truest. not thinking things over what to say, doing other stuff than they'd usually do and what not.

>>26438257
Yeah, IKEA Erotica is usually the sign of a amateurish fapfic.

>>26438189
>i came
contained stansa

EqD is a lot more tolerable if you are using the non fanfiction version.

>>26438310
ha ha, what?
>I know what IKEA is, and such. just your term that goes over my head.

>>26438312
That's nice.

>>26438293
Well, as I previously stated, you are the first person to convince me to sit down and fully read a fic, let alone a clopfic. However, as I also stated, I shall not clop.

Props on having good writings skills, though

>>26438330
Thank you, albeit you shouldn't really feed my ego like that. I might get all 'high and mighty hoity toity' on you all.

>>26438343
Feeding your ego is my fetish...

>>26438330
Disagree about the writing skill. Not all that great imo.

Also new thread where?

>>26438350
why did I blush/chuckle

>>26438343
Hah. The only reason I don't toot my own horn about everything I do on here is because I know better.

Egomaniacs ftw.

>>26438330
You've... never read a fic before? you're kinda of missing out on the whole "Fandom Experience" if you've never read a fanficiton written by a 14 year old girl before.

Ive read several, and they're all very amusing.

>>26438372

Yeah, self-insert fan fictions written by 40 year old neckbearded manchildren can be pretty amusing too...

>>26438364
You know what? I had a whole counterstatement to that, but 4chan ate it before it was posted. So agree to disagree? Because I don't feel like typing all that crap again.

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This thread is now just 2 namefags wanking on each other.

Funny how fast these threads deteriorate at exactly this time every day.

>>26438434
The sensible part of me says to keep my thoughts to myself, but the ego in me thinks you be referring to me and faceless...