implying nintendo first party would give a fuck about any one else's IP.

Stupidest fucking idea i've heard all fucking morning.

Keep it to one thread you ponyfucking neckbeard scum

quints thread wins

>>26411111
>>26411111
>>26411111
>>26411111
>>26411111
>>26411111
>>26411111

>>26411154
I know, it would be great though

I GOT TEH MARKERS

how does gyrobowl work

GYROBALL WOOOOOOO!!!

>>26413590
MAGIC
gravity

>>26413590
the same way a rimjob does

>>26413564
Putin is best pony.

>>26413564
NO, I GOT IT

>MLP MMO
OH MY GOSH I GET TO BE A PONY THIS I-
>Nintendo
>3DS
Pass.

>>26411136
expect everyone from ponychan to have at least 2.

>>26413642
IT support, I reckon? you poor bastard

>>26413653
I GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU ISAAC

This thread is now about Sweetie Belle.

>>26413697
Oh yeah, Sweetie belle thread

Fuckin gyrobowls, how do they work?

>>26413642
hello my internet stopped working after i plugged in this router thingy, what do i need to unplug so i can make it work again

>>26413653
fuck you and fuck your fuck you and fuck your marker

>>26413697
Did you hear him, Faceless? seems like you got another request made.

>>26411136
This is my drawing for the training grounds suggestions for cutie mark?

If you combined the voices of Rainbow Dash and Applejack, you'd get Rogue's voice.

>>26413590
Well you see, the central cup is mounted to the frame (the blue part of the device) by joints that both spin freely around their axis. This gives the central cup the ability to turn to any direction regardless of the alignment of the frame. The joints have a relatively low friction, so the cup will spin in a manner that leaves it's center of gravity pointing towards the ground (from the perspective of the point where the two spinning axes meet of course).
Henceforth, the cup tends to keep it's closed side towards the ground even if the frame is tilted.

NOT DOING ANY MORE TODAY


NOPE

WILL NOT.

>>26413744
ponychan

>>26413790
Who else but Derpy!?

>>26413746

>come home.
>MLP thread on the first page.
>Yes...
>MLP MMO
>YEEESSSS
>3DS
>......

So what if they made an episode -- with full voice cast, writers, and animators -- in which the group deals with the emotional, social, personal, and legal repercussions of sexual assault
I mean it's meant to deal with real issues right and something like 20% or more of all girls are sexually abused or assaulted in some way in their lifetime so most people will end up at least knowing one such person
It's important that people not scorn or shun them and do what they can to help their friends

Teaching people how to deal with it is just what the show needs

>>26413782
>>26413782
allright

>>26413806
*laughtrack*

Requesting Fluttershy pics.

>>26413697
yay, thread about braindamaged ponies!

>>26413849
no, really, if I fail the grades I have to attend summer classes.

>>26413844
But why would you want to do that to Scootaloo?

I hope season 2 has an episode where the ponies go to an amusement park and have fun. Then the ferris wheel malfunctions while Rarity and Fluttershy are at the top and they become stranded up there. The episode concludes with them professing their love for one another and having a long kiss while fireworks go off in the background.

>>26413860

>>26413844
Reminds me of a fever dream

>>26413884
>>26413884
well then you better go studying, wouldn't you?

>>26413782
Christ guys, this shit used to be funny, it used to have a punchline or some cute thing at the end. Now you're just being plain weird.

>>26413892
>Implying she didn't like it

>3DS
nope
>But...If project cafe lives up to the rumors
Then yes

>>26413892
Well she wouldn't do it voluntarily. shes to chicken

>>26413844

hell no

>>26413844
sooooo..... twilight gets attacked by a tentacle monster and while using flash very effective she gets away but only after losing most of her tail, and must go throughout the rest of the episode with half a tail a looks from the other ponies excluding the mane six, who try to help her deal with it, she spent all her life growing that fucking tail!. in the end she decides to skirt what others think of her and goes on with her life and knows that not all ponies go through the same thing so every situation is different?

>>26413916
funny? punchline?

Son, I write whyboner quickfics.

not "ba dum tss" or "Oh you!" fics.

>>26413782
I'll try my hand at one.
Zecora sees your face and is like EW NIGGA YOU AINT NO ZEBRA and she kicks you in the nuts. She then takes one of her mask and continues to beat you with it only stopping for the moments she thought you were dead or at least unconscious. When you wake up you find that she had tied you to a totem pole (Even though thats a native american thing..what the fuck ever) and you are 500000 feet above her hut as she plays drums summoning the Ursa Major (yes the Major) to devour you. It never comes so Zecora just kicks over the pole and sends you falling. THe pole is so long that you actually reach ponyville crash into SugarCube corner. For some reason you don't die or even get hurt but you're going to be working for the rest of your life as Mr Cakes bitch to pay off that property damage.

>>26413911
But Fluttershy can just fly down. And Rainbow Dash can fly up and get Rarity down.

>>26413945
TOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

>>26413937
There is no boner, only why.

>>26413911
and the youtube, brony cut version follows up with fluttershy going down on rarity!

>>26413965
1/2

good enough.

>>26413844
the adventures of sonic the hedgehog has already done a better job of that then MLP ever could

no but seriously they wouldn't be able to use the word rape or really address such a serious topic with their young audience and the entire episode would come off awkwardly

so serious or not, no

>>26413957
You seem to have caused a incredibly small dent in one of my various shops. Regardless, you're going to have to pay out of your own wallet or work for me until its paid off

face of stupidity

>>26413937

>I write whyboner quick fics

No, you just write quick fics

>>26413945

Oh fuck yes this is hot!

>>26413957
Where my money at

>>26413967
aw, how can anyone hate that cute face?

>>26413985
IS THAT SOME MONEYBAGS

>>26413986
>Marshmallows
>face

What the fuck am I reading?

>>26413949
Dash is too busy making out with Spitfire who performed earlier at the fair and Fluttershy is too scared to fly down on her own of course.

>>26413884
>mfw I in uni and haven't gone to a single class since april.
Still got past all the tests because I read the books.
Instead of writing pony fapfics all day.

thats not how you use toiled, Sweetie Bell

I haven't peed in like, 12 hours.
fuck I have to pee.

>>26413945

...

...

...

clop

>>26413992
well it's either that or chicken dump.

>>26414019
This isn't pony related but I'm 75% certain someone can make that post pony related

>>26413844
>Teaching people how to deal with it

With love and tolerance. >:P'''

>>26413945

Tahnnks I came on gator, it hiss at penis

>>26414014
didn't turn in any assignments.
get coaxed to writing more and more clopfics the day before the grades are set.

>>26414058
hand in some clopfics

>>26414014
>He had to read books to pass

sorry, I can't hear you over not doing shit and still passing with high marks

well.

>>26414069
Mah nigga

>>26414063
haa. hahahahahaha.

I'll be right back, going to use the razorwire noose method.

>>26414014
Why are you paying all that money then? You're paying money to stay home and read books that you could've gotten off the internet or from the public library. University is such a joke for the most part...just another business capitalizing off peoples' laziness

>>26414019
Horses often have to hold in their urine for long periods of time while they are racing. When you finally do end up going you will "piss like a racehorse"

>>26414058
what are you studying, btw?

>>26414019
Its funny. I didn't think I would ever use this picture again

>>26414058
Finished them all way ahead of schedule.

>>26414049

JESUS CHRIST ITS A SMILEY EVERYONE TAKE COVER THE RAGE IS COMING

>>26414083
programming. specifically, game programming.

>>26414049
>:P
Stop that

bluh bluh

>>26414082
that's hot.

>>26414105
>>26414096
I love 4chan.

>>26413697
Rev up those marshmallows.

>>26414115
Why would you say that?

>>26414101
Confirmed for permanent unemployment tier.

>>26414096
ミ；ﾟДﾟ彡 run for the hills.

>>26414069
well community college IS pretty easy.

>>26414101
then write a program to make clopfics, and hand that in.

>>26414105
I'll look down and whisper :P

>>26414141
It's totally NOT because I'm suckling at my finger imagining having a mouthful of horse cock, throat getting blasted with horse piss.
TOTALLY NOT.

>>26414158
Funny guy

>>26414144
>programming and game programming in higher demand than ever

>permanent unemployment

>mfw

>>26414173
I still havent peed yet.

>>26414144
That's nice.

>>26414155
game programming, not programming.

Hey faceless, write an audiosurf-clone that takes clopfics as input. And all the tracks are shaped like dicks.

>>26414069
You realize college is there to actually teach you a craft, if you go and don't learn shit it doesn't matter if you pass. You might get a job but you'll get fired for not knowing how the fuck to do it.

>>26414201
uh huh.

>>26414209
perhaps I did not stress "grades are set tomorrow" enough. it's late evening.


fuck it, summer classes it is, then. rfrlhgldfkhdfk

>>26414209

>>26414248
There's worse shit you can fuck up than having to retake a semester. And let's be honest here, if you're frequently on the verge of failing, chances are you don't give much of a shit about whatever you're studying anyway.

>>26414248
Pony addiction is a bitch, isnt it?

i deleted my 30,000 pic pony folder i realized i dont need these pics and its a waste of time to try to sort it. all i need is my pony34 folder.

>>26414268
my logic is working against me, because I am thinking "why the fuck do I have to re-take <insert homelanguage>, biology and such, if I'm studying for PROGRAMMING GAMES?"

so it's more apathy than not caring, really

/v/ here

shut the fuck up /co/

>>26414092

"I HAVE TO PEE!" "YOU GUYS! I HAVE TO PEE! SO BAD! I'M GONNA PEE! RIGHT!.... OK NEVER MIND".

too much pony

>>26414283
sure is helping my (gonna warn ya here, i'm dead serious.)IRL Coprophilia/watersport fetish. though, because confound these ponies they're extremely sexy to me.

>>26414316
/co/ here

Fuck you /v/ the steam thread I was in got derailed into furry porn

>>26414316
/co/ here

at least we're talking about comics

>>26414150
>Implying I go to community college
Well shit, I never knew community colleges were doing science courses now. Damn, I'd be able to save about 10 minutes of my walk then.

>>26414227
>Thinks I'm not learning anything

No, I am learning, I just don't need to constantly revise to pass. Hell, the only time I revise is usually 5 minutes before the exam and I still come out with decent grades

>>26414346

I thought you said stream.

Steam thread? if it was gifting then fuck yeah.

if it was friendan and discussan then fuck no.

but if it was gifting then fuck you, that shit was ruined once manly tears showed up.

>>26414296
>why the fuck do I have to re-take <insert homelanguage>, biology
Because game designers can't have a biologically correct sci-fi this far.

This shit gotta change.

>>26414358
hey
fuck you, man. I know your type. I jelly.

>>26414296

Hold on now.

You're the guy who always posts either porn or stuff about sex.

And you fail biology of all things.

>>26414365
>scifi

fuck dat shit
http://www.thatgamecompany.com

>>26414350

>MLP
>Comic

yeah I know >hurr durr MLP is a cartoon

but I didn't know the common subject was discussing which cartoon character takes the best shit.


BURN

>>26414342
after reading your fics and seeing the r34 you post here, im surprised you even bother to point that out.

>>26414381
If only it were zoology

>>26414389
I think this is a good time for someone to make a comic about Mayor Mare being a hard boiled cop with her sidekick Sweetie Belle

>>26414381
It's because of the teacher in this case. She's teaching malpractice, getting stuff wrong and ranting, raving, screaming, yelling, and what not. and she INSISTS if one fails that class they have to re-take the semester.

>>26414389
I'd vote for Pinkie Pie in that regard.

>>26414398
doesn't hurt to be certain. tee hee.

>>26414412

no..

fuck you

>>26414444
But why?

>people dissing community colleges.
LOOK I DIDNT HAVE MONEY ALRIGHT FOR A NORMAL COLLEGE ALRIGHT?!
FUCK OFF

>>26414381
This.

Also I fucking hate my country when I am in a sylviculture university/technical school and most students don't have the basic grasp of biology from highschool.

>if we came from monkeys then how monkeys came to be?

No joking. A fat stupid whore in my class actually asked that.

>>26414457

because fuck you

>>26414415
then form a complaint of her and her methods to the principal or something.
Even if shes a teacher it doesn't mean you have to put up with her shit, especially if she cant teach anyway.

>>26414462
I feel ya

>>26414415
IF she's teaching malpractice methods, record some of it and take it to the school board. They'll have her right out.

>>26414472
several students have. shit ain't happening. I bet the fat bitch is dicking the principal.

>>26414469
Logic serves more than cold facts and knowledge.

>>26414412
......how the fuck did you know I was just now reading Axe Cop?

>>26414470
You know you want it. We're making this happen

>>26414462
There's nothing wrong with community college.

>>26414462
I went to one of my countrys biggest universities and only had to pay for the books. No scholarship or anything. This is standard practice here.

how does that make you feel?

>>26414462
But I didn't

Also, you'll be in less debt than those who go to a normal college and then university

I mean fuck, my cousin is still in debt form her university degrees and that was about 5 years ago

>>26414415

>classic fuckup
>blames the teacher

Stay classy, faceless.

>>26414507
Unicorn horns can turn you into a god if you have many enough. Remember that.

also, Poop army.

>>26414462
>Be from a poor as fuck family.
>Still get into a good university just by studying really fucking hard because education is free of charge in Finland
>feelsgoodman

>>26414505

>principal
>HS

Ahh.

>>26414496
>>26414462
Almost all unis in my country are for free (public maintained). You only have to get an average high senior's-high grade and pass exams.

>implying licensed games don't suck
>implying MLP would makes an even halfway decent video game

>>26413844
That's just awful.

>>26414561
WHAT THE FUCK THATS THE EPISODE I READ TOO!

isn't this a pony thread?
post ponies
ponies
MOAR, I DEMAND

>>26414552
no, really. I can go into more detail.
>Class starts. everyone is idly chatting waiting for the teacher to begin tutoring.
"COULD EVERYONE BE FUCKING QUIET"
Eardrums ringing. seriously.

>Somebody coughs while she's speaking
>She slams her fist against her table
"WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET"
Fucking what

>Several hand-ins, home assignments, projects and what not EVERY SINGLE CLASS
"Why have nobody turned in a single of their tasks?"
for reals.

>>26414592
I am in your mind.

>>26414462

>go to community college
>transfer to a four year school
>get paid to go to graduate school
>earn PhD
>get good job
>have student loan debt approximately the cost of a small economy car
>pay off in the first year due to high salary

Feels good, man.

>>26414564
Finland.. not US...see you're living in a place where people care about education

>>26414592
Don't you understand? You are anonymous

>>26414505
>Logic serves more than cold facts and knowledge.
Yes I would be a bit sceptical too if paleontologists/geneticists claimed that monkeys sprouted from the ground/primordial goo.

>>26414616

>People act disruptive and don't turn in their work
>teacher scolds them
>teacher unreasonable

Herpderpderp

>>26414646
seriously. this semester, and I counted, 164 amassed tasks, assignments, homework.

>>26414635

Then it's a good thing that both logic and cold hard facts support evolution.

>>26414412
i managed to rub one off for you before work

>>26414616
>form a pact with classmates.
>everyone has to fail that class.
>Teacher gets fired.

You do that with too many teachers though and the school could end up being shut down or the staff would get replaced. My moms a librarian. She knows this shit.

Why everybody say I'm stupid? I'm not.

>>26414675
I think I love you, anon

She's like a fucking biology new-nazi, if I have to describe her in one senteance.

>>26414672

>Oh my god! My teacher makes me do homework! Leaving me with only 16 hours a day to waste on pony threads!

>>26414708
You're not stupid, you just need more dickings.

>going to college
laughingfillies.jpg

>>26414707
Bahaha, that actually works? chill shit.

>>26414731

People who go to college are dumb.

>>26414711
Is she hot?

>>26414731
s'either that or workin'

>>26414746
she's a fat, balding, loud, sweating ugly bitch who has more hamfists than a pig.

>>26414616
>Spend countless hours making up projects
>Assign them to class
>None of those mother-fuckers do a single one
I'd be pissed if I had such a lazy-ass class.

>>26414723
dicking you say? How's that?

>>26414708
>>26414708
I could give you some tutoring. The same tutoring I received from Princess Celestia herself...

>>26414708
You aren't stupid. You just take longer to respond than everpony else

>>26414707
haha, do this dude.
Everyone at my school was so fucking lazy, there was always like 75% of the class skipping their assignments and shit. Professors can't fail 75% of the class though or they get scrutinized for their teaching technique and they get audited and shit. Basically they get a red flag. Which nobody wants. So my profs would just start dropping grades all over the place as the end of the semester got closer. Everyone was lazy including the profs. This kind of thing really does work, I can vouch for it.

Are people talking about how ponies evolved from marshmallows?

>>26414760
That's not a no

>>26414762
It'd be more simple if she actually knew what the fuck she was doing. straight off the bat, first class, bullshit information that I corrected her on right away that she was wrong on. kicked outta the classroom.

>>26414765
>>26414768
>>26414764
>>26414708
Stop it you faggots, stop it right now before this gets weird

>>26414764
In Borat's own words

"Very nice!"

>>26414762

There's no such class. It's just faceless and maybe one of his buddies. He thinks everybody's on his side.

>>26414780

And what was that information?

>>26414779
whatever floats YOUR boat.

for me, I'd rather perform seppuku than see her naked.

so that's a no imo.

>>26414768
Yes, yes, yes! What do you learn from princess?

A character in the show is substituting for your class.

Which character and what subject?

>>26414708
silly != stupid

>>26414780
remember what fact it was?

>>26414828
Rainbow Dash
Gym

>>26414781
>I want you guys to continue because I enjoy this sort of thing

Well you could've just said so you silly filly

>>26414828
Sex Ed

>>26414616
Teacher stories? Okay!

>Chemistry lab class.
>Old as fuck guy.
>Constantly spews local military lingo.
>Everything must be alphabetized and in a regular formation.
>Comments about our poor posture during titration.
>Hates computers, all calculations must be done by hand.
>Always talks how Germans are best in everything.
>Complains how women shouldn't do chemistry, even though more than half of the group are female.

It doesn't help that I came to that school right after finishing my (mandatory) armed service, so his classes feel like I'm right back at the dirty old base.

horse semen thread

>>26414820
Oh Faceless. You're such a tsundere baka desu >X3
Thats totally sugoi xD ^_^;

>>26414828
Luna. Or maybe Twilight.

Astronomy.

>>26414807
I'm a terrible procrastinator when it came to big assignments, but I always did my shit. For biology, I even did handouts that weren't graded just to get in more studying time without being bored to tears by having to constantly reread notes.

>>26414821
She'd beat me around Canterlot for a while and then lock me in a cupboard for 3 hours.

Come here, Sweetie!

>>26414828
>Twilight
>Literature
I am ok with this

>>26414819
She spouted bullshit run of the mill idiocy about the base anatomy and stuff, basically she was explaining to everyone that our body stays the way it is because cells don't change.

which is retarded because cells die and gets replaced at an over-all ratio of four years.

>>26414828
>>26414828
pinkie pie, sex ed
>alright everypo- *giggle* I MEAN everyone! this is sexual education! now! who would like to help me demonstrate how to put on a condom?

>>26414873
I want to slap you in the face with my dick.

>>26414888

>>26414673
Yes but schools in my country don't.

All high school graduates here end up having solved thousands of simple calculus, geometry, newtonian physics and chemistry problems but being scientifically illiterate concerning wider natural science concepts.

Responsible for education here is Ministry of Education and Religions no shitting you bro!

>>26414897
I want to face you in the dick with my slap.

>>26414888
boner at maximum capacity even though overexterted.

curse thou.

>>26414930
well.

suck for you being the most religious industrial country in the world, then?

I am assuming you are from the united states, btw.

>mfw my desktop

>>26414937
>awww do you feel left out? heehehehehehe! COME HERE! youuuuu're gonna show the class a proper entrance into a ponie's va-va...ooh what was it called? PERKY PARTY!!

I have a question. What's makes a good OC pony story? I've noticed some of them seem wildly popular, pic related, while others, like Gun With Occasional Pony seem to be rejected by a lot of people. What makes a good OC story?

>>26414872
I tell you my secret: I'm not from marshmallow, I'm from solidified horse semen.

>>26414991
If its well written.

>>26414991
>OC
>Good

Pick none and get the fuck out.

>>26414886

Yeah, I'm not buying it, kid.

>>26414991
The antipodes ponies aren't annoying because they have essentially (as far as I know. I haven't read the whole story, I got bored halfway through) nothing to do at all with the mane cast and therefore are in no way self inserts.

>>26415018
That is actually more accurate than the marshmallow thing.

>>26414964
>U.S.
If only. And my country hardly counts as industrial or even first world anymore.

I'm from Greece.

>>26415018
>whybonermax

>>26414930

What shithole country do you live in?

>>26414991
porn, then it doesn't need to be good

>>26414985
Why do you people make me wish this was real.

makes me wish so very hard with all of my heart and emotions.

>>26414930
>>26414964
Greece (lol google)

America doesn't have ministries if TV is anything to go by.

>>26414936
You finish that one 'incomplete' pic yet Klondike?

>>26415025
oh stop it. there are some (albeit few) OC thats not bad.

>>26414991
It has to make sense in line with the canon characters.
Like. Shipping with normal characters is usually a turn off as with overly extravagant body parts and those overpowered bastards.

Like, I have an OC. His story is literally "A pegasi who sells ice cream but can't stand kids." I may be wrong but that seems pretty fine. I mean its not a "He's a alicorn with neon hair and a fox tail and he is the best at everything."

It has to make sense.

>>26415025
ONLY EXCEPTION.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w

For all the Rarity fans.

Can we please get more gore? It's very disproportionate to all the porn, it should be equal.

>>26415085
>hildegaard the norse storm witch pony

>>26415042
>Greece
You poor bastard

>>26415085
I dont find Rainy Day to be one of the unannoying ones. She's not terrible, but I'd rather not see her.

I feel that way about all of the "ponysona" and similar.

>>26415111
why is that clearly a left hindleg torn off luna's right side?

>>26415099
What do you think Madmax's fetishes are? Also, do you think she's good in bed?

>>26415111
Sure why not

Is it possible for an Earth Pony to learn magic?

>>26415077
I posted it yesterday. I liked the sketch better then the coloring job sadly.

>>26415113
no, thats rainy day.

as fat as I know her only defining trait is that shes depressed.

>>26415137
nothing like a picture to s'plain it.
fetishes though?

Probably BDSM.

>>26414828
>Lyra and Mayor Mare
>Advanced Maths
>I just so happen to have two teachers for most of my subjects

Who cares if I don't learn anything, I'll be too busy having fun in a non sexual way, instead enjoying talking to them and getting to know them better

Which will be fucking hard considering Lyra and her human fetishism

>>26415160
Super dressed pony Donut Steel
Does she have a grimdark backstory too?

>>26414991

Well, while both fics are, in my opinion, extremely well written. The main difference in acceptance comes from what it's based off of. In Antipodes the two main OC's are just random ponies, while the OC's in Guns are based off popular Tripfags, (Pic related) making it a bit of a Taboo on /co/. So, it's pretty hit or miss, if you want to write one, just do it well, don't base it off anyone, and you're golden.

LIE LIE LIE
LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE
LIE LIE LIE
LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE
LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE
LIE LIE LIE
LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

>>26415042

Least you have history to fall back on

>>26415137
>all the dicks
ALL OF 'EM

>>26415184
no, shes just gloomy.

>>26415150
Jack, my dear. You can barely read.

Teaching you magic would be like handing a 12-gauge to an infant.

>>26415150
That's an interesting question.
Earth ponies have magic, but no way to focus it, like a unicorns horn, so it all goes into their body and gives them strength. Perhaps if they obtained some sort of magical focusing item, it would be possible?

>>26415151
I do hope we're thinking of the same pic. If I have to dig through the archive, did you post it with your name?

>>26415194
it's a kid's cartoon show

let's discuss why Wile E Coyote didn't DIE the first time he fell off that cliff, then, shall we?

you faggot.

>>26415247
Nope he posted as an anon

>>26415189

>Pic related

Link Please!

>>26415246
why does everybody still forget that Faust said (while also explaining pegasus magic) that the earth ponies can make the earth and plants grow, while unicorns and pegasi cant.

>>26415233
the difference being that even an infant could kill someone with a shotgun.

>Macintosh furious

WHAT THE FUCK IS CAPTCHA DOING?

>>26415247
You mean this right?
He had a sketch before this where it was just suggestive. I liked that one better. You should color that one Klondike.

>>26414991
Has to be
A) Well written. Demonstrate that you've actually read at least one novel (one made for adults) within the past five years. This disqualifies right fanfics right off the bat.
B) Has to actually have a story to tell. If you're asking /co/ which kind of story will be popular that means you're already doing it wrong.
C) Has to drag people in RIGHT AWAY. This is a vital component to all writing, but especially to original fiction (which is just about what OC pony stories border on). People will stick around for awhile when their favorite ponies are involved because they already know and like them. OC story doesn't have that luxury so it must hit hard and fast.

>>26415204
How many dicks could she take at once? I'd say 4 at least

>>26415038
Why does a pony interacting with the cast make it a self insert? Wouldn't they actually have to say, "This is me, as a pony, interacting with the cast"?

>>26415310
>mfw I started the thing that lead to that.

>>26415085

I love little Rainy. Pity the original creator stopped working on her, or just doesn't watch ponies at all anymore. Mocha likes drawing her though.

>>26415233
can i learn magic?

>>26415194
>Call out writers
>Only the Spike one is an inconsistency and the rest remain untarnished due to burden of proof.

>>26414991

Guns has some really passive aggressive shit in it.

But at least, after yesterday, we all learned who the killer was.

>>26415196
>Least you have history to fall back on
That's a curse actually. You can't imagine how extensively plagued we are with whitetrash believing that superiority is their birthright because of some diluted genetic and linguistic relationship with our culturally irrelevant ancestors. It's pathetic. trying to still be proud though

>>26415310
Awesome, thanks.

>>26415373

No. Remember what happened last time

>>26415373

>can I learn?

FTFY

BTW, answer is no. You were dropped on your head a few to many times as a baby, Sweaty/

Why did Sweetie Belle have to have the worst pony for her sister?

>>26415329
imo, one in each hoof
one in pussy and ass (maybe more, idk)
two in mouth

aaand probably one in her nozzle if she has been doing cocaine.

>>26415380

really? who was it?

>>26415310
Oh yeah..there it is.
>>26415351
Thanks for getting the image of those two being paired together stuck in my head.

>>26415380
Guns was garbage.

>>26415424

Pacce

>>26415341
There are alot of words that people don't understand. let me break down a few common words and what people think they mean
Mary Sue - "Character I don't like"
OC - "Furry Mary Sue Self insert"
Self insert - "Character that someone makes"

>>26415421
>Rarity
>Worst
Nigga, is you for real?

>>26415421
But Fluttershy isn't her sister.

>>26415432
Why Klondike, you almost sound ashamed of drawing that

>>26415189
post full plox
i want link

>>26415444

Triples confirm it.

Pacce killed Semi. It make so much sense!

>>26415448
Mary Sue = Perfect character in every way aka boring as fuck and predictable as fuck

OC = character someone has made that is following regular guidelines of people with pros/cons and generally usually decent.

Self-Inserts = yourself. as a character in whatever show/thing/fuck who knows it might even be Dora the Explorer

>>26415421
my sister is best sister ever. She did not hit me as often as Raindow Dash hit Scootaloo.

>>26415432
I still say I'd Fuck Twilight And Applejack.

>>26415500
I am aware of what they are.
My chart was what most people misuse those words as.

>>26415482
Its not my best drawing ever but whatev

>>26415504

No, Sweetie.

She hit you all the time.

You don't remember because its what caused your stupidity and lack of long-term memory.

>>26415528
oh.

ohhh.


yeah I think it's time I go to bed.

Who's dumber, Sweetie Belle or Applejack?

>>26415418
Even if she was dropped on her head shes fluffy enough to not get any damage

>>26415526
ITS NOT FUN UNLESS ITS A SECRET

>>26415494

Gun, With Occasional Pony
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yCtrm1XVvjSCfMLjYI08_RVLgCs_k5WAyRbCJQIVNBA/edit?hl=en_US

>>26415542
no, Rarity said you are liar

>>26415536

You should do more Zecora bro

>>26415573
YES IT IS SHUT UP WHY DONT I HAVE ANY PROPER REACTIONFACES FOR THIS

>>26415302
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>>26415442
Well I prefer the Smith & Wesson AS 12 gauge select fire shotgun sure the layout is similar to the M16 rifle but it's a functional sophisticated piece of equipment that feeds from a 10 round magazine. Its layout is similar to the M16 rifle and fed from a 10 round magazine[1]. The Heckler & Koch HK CAWS was on the market around the same time, but she was out of style even back then.

>>26415586
Zecora x Diamond Dog

>>26415584

Uh huh.

What did you have for breakfast this morning, Sweetie?

>>26415584
Come to bed, Sweetie Darling, it's time for your daily "grooming"!

I really hope that Disco actually does like Madmax, and is not just a giant asshole.

>>26415618
You totally read my mind. Do it Klondike!

Hey guys remember the artist who made this?

she stays at ponychan
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/art/res/12345.html

>>26415586
I agree. There needs to be MUCH more Zecora.

>>26415560

Sweetie is just a little filly still so she can get away with being stupid now and then. Applejack however is a full grown mare. I don't think she has any reasonable excuse for it.

>>26415637
Not liking MadMax makes you an asshole?

>>26415637
the only people he likes being an asshole to is whiteknights.

>wehh Madmax wouldn't all the dicks she's my perfect waifu-kun!

And then Disco looks down on them and whisper
"But she has already all the dicks, here is a picture."

>No Mane cast X Diamond dogs gang rape fanfics

Damn. For once I'm glad something like that didn't get made. I heard about that shit when Dog and Pony show was aired, can someone clarify that it hasn't been made?

Please tell me nobody made such a thing

>>26415678
But how does he feel about Madmax's asshole?

>>26415586
Yes, I should. Last recent sketch I did of Zecora though is lolwtfdididothisfor

>>26415705
He'd much prefer his roomies, I believe.

but I don't think it's safe to rule out a threesome.

>>26415705
Same way we all feel about MadMax's asshole it needs more dicks

>>26415625
What is braekfast?

>>26415725
but im not into anal

>>26415728

Yup, just as I thought.

>>26415618
....
>>26415700
Surprisingly no.
Diamond Dogs got almost no love from this fandom. Even less then Gilda

>>26415745
You are when it comes to MadMax

>>26415723
I....I see...maybe he's not such a bad guy afterall

Hey Klondike

You should do like Disco, make people think they're getting one thing and give them another.

>>26415719

show it show it show it

>>26415647
That's strange. I can still browse Ponychan, which would imply I wasn't banned in the past few hours for making an obvious rip on OCs on the /rp/ board.

>>26415728
teh he he well ain't that cute!

Hey, Dalapony - around?

>>26415583

This is actually pretty dark. Squeak wrote this?

>>26415728
Every one, chill the fuck out, I got this:

Товарищ милая красавица, что это такое, что вы усваивается утром для вашего питания после ночных дышать?

>>26415772
he's sooooooo dreamy.

>>26415787

posting full comic

>>26415786

But its wrong?

>>26415786
BUT IT'S WRONG!

>>26415760

Gilda has a few fans... sort of. Actually no, she really doesn't. I rarely see new fanart of her.

>>26415700
Someone requested it of RS and I supported it, but it never got done
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>>26415678
No, I thought he did it to spite a contributor. It has nothing to do with Madmax herself

>>26415760
I still say that Rarity needs to go back to them and work out a proper business contract. She found more gems in the few hours she was with them than she did in an entire day's worth of searching, and likely so did they. Split that 50:50 and they both come away with plenty of gems.

Guys. I am super productive today. I have everything I had to get done done, SO TIME FOR PONIES.

>>26415637
>>26415775
>keeps talking about Disco while posting those images

you are aware that those weren't made by him, right?

>>26415896
I LOVE FUCKING PONIES

>>26415791

I don't believe that part.

>>26415897
No shit Dick Tracey. I'm posting these to balance out the porn.

>>26415872
What did they even need the gems for?

>>26415791

They all hate RS so much. You should have seen the one Pacce wrote yesterday after he banned RS.

>>26415920
YOU FUCKING LIE!

>>26415896
no

>>26415920
...you mean "I fucking love ponies", right?

>>26415920
You love fucking ponies?


AHAHA LOOK AT THAT FAGGOT, HE LOVES TO FUCK PONIES

>>26415920
You love fucking ponies?

That's kind of gross dude.

>>26415920
>Fucking ponies
I really hope you guys don't do this

>>26415935
They probably eat them, or sell them, or something. I dunno, they're pretty stupid, so they're probably not adept merchants. Maybe they sell them wholesale or something.

>>26415920

FUCK LOVING, I PONIES!

>>26415938
Why would they even hate him? the guys popular, talented and he keep to his own bussines.

>>26415938
Sorry, but I'm going to need an explanation on this. Fuck I haven't had any involvement with the fando for a few months and now I know diddy-fuck

>>26415809
I don't understand you, miss Bon Bon.

>>26415775
I couldn't do that. I mean I could but it would probably be something like, not drawn as cute as you would think

>>26415954
Oh ok. Nevermind then.

>>26415963
;_;
>mfw I want to fuck pones but they don't real

>>26415920
i think you wanted to say "i fucking love ponies"

>>26415938

Squeak doesn't hate RS, they were just talking about fics a couple threads back. I thought it was odd they were freinds, considering how different they are.

>>26415920
OH BOY ME TOO!

>>26416015
That's weird. You're weird.

>>26415959

No, I don't think he did.

>MFW I don't have the ability to hate

>>26416030

What fics? When?

>>26416015
I know that feel
I wish humans was real

>>26415414
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>>26415414

/r/ full version

>>26415861
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>>26416015
you want to put your what in my where?

>>26416015
ponies are real dude

>>26416003
Pacce is a mod on FiMchan,

Warned people not to post Disco's pic of Madmax,

People did, people came out in support of it,

People were banned, including RS,

>BUTTHURT

RS and people complain, unbanned,

Someone proposes Pacce write an apology fic.

He does, about gay sex between them.

Matter settled.

>>26416065
that's the full version

There's one that R.O. made
where you can see the baby dragon fetus

>>26415938
RS should have written Rarity getting gored, but it isn't porn so he wouldn't do it.

I was thinking about Rarity going gem hunting and coming across a certain brilliant green orb, what do you think?

>>26416059

Squeak was asking what that thing Big Mac always wears was for a fic and he and Semi started talking about the history of the Bit collar. Didn't seem very hateful to me.

>>26416091
WHAT

That is the weirdest apology what

do I want to read it?

>>26416074
Not you, applebloom.

Tour sister is another thing though.

>>26416091
And Pacce still never got to fuck Madmax

>>26416091
Ok. Thanks for that

>>26416103
He did?
I love that fucker so much

I'll make the new thread

>>26416001
You're not Disco.

Disco couldn't punctualize a sentence to save his life.

>>26416137
I'm pretty sure there's a fic for that...

>>26416135
Ya'll wanna put yer what in my who?
Ah don't think that's right natural, sugarcube.

>>26416179
haha yes

then Blog Brony fucked Butterscotch

>>26416179
I found it on googledocs but its not unlocked to the public or whatever

>>26416091
can I read this one somewhere?

>>26416165
YOU HEARD THAT PEOPLE? THAT GUY IS MAKEING THE NEW THREAD NO NEED TO MAKE SEVERAL

New thread

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For the love of God please don't let there be another post about a new general below this one.

new thread
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>>26416202
Shut up Anonymous, nobody likes you. And I was talking about Applejack anyway.

>>26416237
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EVERY FUCKING TIME