inb4 fuck the marker.

ALRIGHT. Was waiting for a new thread.

Got some new shirts for you guys, first up, Derpy!

inafter fuck the marker

Fuck you fuck your marker etc.

Why is Pinkie as boring as Applejack?

>>26397622
I haven't been to these threads for a while, somebody explain that

>>26397625
Not hamburger time!

>>26397627
Forgot my trip there, whatever.

Here's another one, we updated the Twilight shirt, I'm really happy with it now.

>>26397644

I have no idea. I'm actually wondering the same thing.

guess which applejacks are going into my mouth and which are going in ass

Why is MLP addicting to watch and at the same time burning?

Topic, What game do you want pony-fied.

>>26397622
>>26397627
>>26397631
FAIL... or is it WIN?

>>26397671
>>26397644

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE1EP3FWa-s

That's it.

>>26397685

TOMBSTONE.

THIS IS NOW A TROLLESTIA THREAD

>>26397652

It's a whopper of a time to be in. I watched KungFupanda2 in theaters today while whopers afterwards. You guys were right on that one it was good film.

>>26397673
The food in the mouth, the drink in the ass?

>>26397685
Reservoir Dogs

...if it hasn't been already.

>>26397691
Isaac was a tricky one and reposted it. The scamp.

>>26397644
>>26397671

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Space_%28video_game%29

also, Shepard is better than Isaac.

>>26397685

Darkstalkers

Not anything particularly MLP related, but people'll know what you're up to if you were wearing this.

>>26397707
Pony must lick pony Goddess

>>26397707

>>26397467
>>26397426
I'll not cause any riots or ledge jumping tonight.

I had a Bard's hours ago; it went down like liquid rye - filling but crisp. It's a beer for those who don't like beers, and largely I'm not one for beers - but this one walked with a swagger and I liked its style.

An early morning means it can't be followed by its friends, the red wine sitting comfortably at room temperature on the windowsill or the St. Germain's hiding clumsily in a simple brown bag in my trunk.

Writing more tonight. Any requests? I'm taking five more to join the five others.

>>26397723
i didn't mean to mess it up, actually, i just noticed that i posted the wrong file

>>26397727
yeah shepard is one heck of a gal

>>26397731
Thats not a bad idea...

>>26397685
Stalker.

>>26397673

Nice Lupin II figure.

>>26397685
Left 4 Dead

>>26397707

UKESTIA GENERAL

GOGOGO

Night night everyp0ny.

>>26397745

>>26397727

But this is shepard's favorite show on the citadel.

Celestia thread? Celestia thread.

Here's a shirt.

>>26397746

rarityxapplejack plox

>>26397777

Fuck me, I mean't Lupin III.

>>26397782

>>26397685

BlazBlue.

Bang is Rainbow Dash, Lichi is FlutterShy, Pinkie is Tao Kaka.

Fuck year.

>>26397685
Fallout.

Fallout ponies work so well.

>>26397781
Please don't come back tomorrow. You've caused enough damage in the clop community.

>>26397685

>>26397746
And wassat then Chist? You take the requests all at once?
Are you going to finish them all at once and surprise us with a ten story collection?

>>26397746
I will never understand this boner

SB, post your applejack.

>>26397746

Sometimes, Rainbow Dash likes to dress up like a guy. Some pants, a sock, a blue chin brace, and nopony can tell the difference. She's dated a few fillies now, and they never catch on, even after she's eaten their delicious candy vag. But she's got a problem. Lately she's been seeing this guy. An orange earthpony, goes by the name Jack Daniels. She never thought she'd hook a gay guy, much less be attracted to one. Things are starting to get pretty serious. And he's been dropping some pretty big hints about wanting to go down on 'him'. Dash isn't sure what to do.

Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt.

>>26397816
I'm taking them and I'll be writing them.

>>26397778
Rarity as a Smoker would be FABULOUS.

>>26397801

>>26397685

Left 4 Dead.

WOH BRO IT'S MOTHERFUCKING RARITY. She'd fucking hate me if she saw this, Argyle is horrible, and to dirty her colour scheme by putting it on this print.

But hey, it looks good on a shirt!

>>26397811

Go to bed Raging

>>26397832
Okay.

The hair's still just one big clump but I tried to at least make it a sort of three-dimensional clump.

So does anyone have that Fluttershy 40K pic?

>>26397780

HELLS YES UKESTIA

...unfortunately, this is the only other picture I have of celestia with ukuleles, and it's not even her eyes. We need more uke-eyed celestia art!

now then.

Irving Zero, as you probably know, is, in fact, Mah Nigga, as the colloquialism goes.

to that end, i shall share him with you.

By the way, these shirts are meant to be subtle for the sake of being able to show of your pony levels without being a laughing stock and call you Rainbow Crash.

>>26397842

K!

>>26397837
I don't do clop and borderline takes forever. Do you have any other request?

>>26397869
seconded

>>26397746
Why do your words haunt my mind so terribly.

Am I the only one who thinks this is amazing?

And an amazing pony crossover?

>>26397685

>Topic, What game do you want pony-fied.

Shin Contra, with Twilight Rizer fighting Blood Falcon commander, Trixie Bean. Also, dat OST!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Bb_d064LE

it's not porn, it's just ALMOST porn!

which is so much the sweeter sometimes.

Got a Luna shirt as well, it's pretty nice, I'll be doing some work on it soon though.

>>26397927

Never seen't it. Although Kurt Russel is innit so I probably should....

>>26397854

This pic always confuses me.

How are their cutie marks related to the outbreak?

When they were little, was it just like:

>My special talent is killing zombie ponies!
>Something is wrong with that filly.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/Dalsson halfway throug Swarm of nthe century, if you hurry you can see bikinidash!

The lack of Spike in this thread Disturbs me

>>26397843
No, Spitter'd be better for Rarity...

As long as I see Apple Jack as Ellis, I'm happy.

>>26397880
Dat carrot.

GET OUT THERE AND CREEP THE SHIT OUT OF SOME BRONIES.

>>26397946
Val Kilmer steals the entire movie.

>>26397909

Applejack and Big Mac's moonshining activities
You've had some white lightning before, yes, chis?

Speaking of Cupcakes.

>>26397685

Castle Crashers

>>26397994
Words uttered but once in a lifetime.

>>26397950

I think you are putting too much thinking into it.

>>26397909
(Not the same anon)

Rainbow Dash goes on a date with male Pinkie
(Twilight used a wrong spell on Pinkie)
"but... I thought I liked girls!"

Nightmare Moon. Luna. who cares, she's attractive.

>>26397923
Like Hemmingway, before the alcoholism set in-

... Oh.

>>26397979
The lack of Big Mac in this thread disturbs and confuses me

>>26397854
*drools*

...not to be greedy here, but what about the L4D2 crew?

>>26398049

>>26397946

oh my god.

I don't currently have a reaction image to display my suprise.

Must see.

>>26397950
Silly Applebloom, they were blankflanks until they realized their special talent was killing zombies

>>26398058
What about them?

And that's all we've been up to today, we've also got a site that might be happening so stay tuned for that if you're interested.

i like this outfit better than the overalls one.

>>26397685
I am curious about a "Patapony"

>>26398049
Get some Trapintosh up in here plz

>>26398001
I've had some. It was close to vodka but felt like a gruffer, meaner cousin.

>>26397980
Rarity as Spitter, Twilight as Rochelle Pinkie as the Boomer, Spike as the Tank, Rainbow Dash as the Hunter, Fluttershy as the Witch.

>>26398049

I concur.

>>26398024
In fairness he was pretty good in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, but no one seems to remember that movie.

>>26397909

Aw man.

I didn't even ant clop or borderline.

I just wanted awkwardness.

>>26398049

That's because Big Mac sucks.

>>26397950

Me too. Don't think the artist put a lot of thought into their marks, and we'll just leave it at that.

literally the ultimate in ponies.

Rarity: best pony, no matter what, when, where, who, or why.

>>26398028

>>26398110
But he doesn't swallow.

>>26398071
Well... I kinda'd like to see a Ponified Coach and Ellis. For the lulz. Plz?

Suddenly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsh1W4X43kQ
>mfw

It would be neat if there was an episode next season that showed Apple Bloom's progress in kung fu.

speak of the devil (well, posting of, anyway). i'm writing Trixie's Sexy-Fun-Time as we type.

>>26397959
This link needs to be in the general thread post

>>26397685

Metal Slug with all the characters.

>>26397964
All we have to do is force this idea enough and somebody will draw it.

As long as it's non-con i will be satisfied.

>>26397615

I was watching one of the episodes. Uh.. are there any queens in this show?

>>26398093

>Rochelle

>>26397685
Captain N

>>26398171
No, apparently "queens" are seen in a bad light by kids.

>>26398173
you new here?

>>26397964
I don't get it. She's thinking about chicken?

>>26398167
Nah, I dont go 24/7, and sometimes jesus is streaming instead

>>26398171
Nope. Princesses only.

Because Disney made 'Queen' seem evil.

>>26398163

>my face when Dash is a blackbelt

>>26398093
Make Spike Coach and THIS^9001

>>26398170

We already have a pretty decent picture of the bullies doing that to her. One more couldn't hurt though, but I'm not using up my requests to fund it.

>>26398210
>mfw Dash could beat Applejack

>>26398171
No queens per se, as Hasbro deemed that as too "unfriendly" a term. So you're stuck with princesses.
Now, if you were meaning the term "queen" as in transvestite, then no. There aren't any of those either.

>>26397685
Metroid

>>26398202
BUT YOUR CHANNEL ACTUALLY SHOWS EPISODES

UNLIKE THE OTHER CHANNELS

Why is rarity always portrayed as a 30-somthing in all her humanized pictures?

I always viewed her as a hipster-esque fashion buff in her 20's.

>>26398208
I don't think there's been an evil queen in a Disney movie in my lifetime (not counting when they re-released Snow White in theaters). That just seems stupid.

>>26398201

Get back in your box, Scootaloo.

>>26398197

Really? I wonder what gave them that impression. Does it have anything to do with the Queen of Hearts from that Alice in Wonderland movie?

I've actually watched a few episodes (out of order) to decide if I like the show or not, and I do. Once I start watching the show in order, what'd be a respectable episode pacing? I'm asking this because I've blazed through a 52-episode show within 2 days

Holy fucking shit these threads go by fast. Kinda makes me wish moot would just make a pony board.

>>26398173
Delicious milk chocolate Twi is the best Twi

>>26398277
Watch one episode per week and it should last through the summer episode break.

>>26398171
Wow. Because of the last few threads, I wasn't thinking this person meant royalty.

Time for bed.

>>26398266

"Queens" infer they've had a male companion, also infering they've fucked.

Making them less innocent to the viewers.

>>26398249
Pfft. Samus being a girl? Gimme a break.

>>26398284

It would turn into a cesspool similar to that of /vp/. It is better off this way.

>>26398261
Because. People want Mature porn of Mature women.

last one. i think.

>>26398261
Because boringness. I wanna see
Twilight in relaxwear (tees and shorts, short skirt?)
Rarity same as above
Dash in formal wear. Buttoned down shirt. Skirt.
Pinkie in a pink bikini
Applejack in formal ware
Fluttershy in ANYTHING that ins't a yellow sweater please

watching entire first season

http://www.synchtube.com/r/Dalsson

>>26398027
>Hold your horses, what do you mean I'm pregnant?

>>26398277
Well, standard pacing, I suppose. I give myself two or three episodes at a stretch, then have a short break to move around and prevent muscular atrophy. Also to eat. Or you could sit through all twenty-some-odd episodes in one sitting. We've got a drinking game for that floating around somewhere. Pacce's got the rules, I think.

>>26398320
Rarity would kick you if you called her "mature." She is clearly an attractive YOUNG woman...pony...

Mrs. Cake is "mature."

>>26398261
I've wondered the same thing actually. She's the only pony I don't like humanized for that very reason

>>26398284
That's not a good idea, these threads go fast, but them we'd be lumped in together with the /b/ crowd.

What if Wind Whistler and Gusty were introduced next season? What else would you like to see?

>>26398303

I am half interested in what you thought I meant by queens, and the other half, I would rather not.

>>26398147
>they will never release an OST featuring this song without the sound effects

>>26398119

Is it weird I am turned on by the sound of her voice? Especially when she is whining and bitching... or singing..

>>26398284
For the love of God no this never should happen

>>26398347
Mrs. Cake is a LIE...

>>26398316

How about a really trippy story. Somepony gets bit/poisoned by a basilisk or something and enters a fevered dream were nothing makes sense and in a series of flashbacks we learn more about that character?

I'd do it myself but I'm not much of a writer. I'd pick Dash so I could call it 'The Serpent and the Rainbow'
I'm suggesting

>>26398347
I dunno man, if i was an artist i would draw her with a french beret and scarf all the goddamn time.

>>26398400
They've been a really bad few threads.
Its best not to think about it. I'm going to try not to.

>>26398364
SEAPONIES.

SHOOBEDOO SHOO SHOOBEDOO.

also a derpy one-shot

>>26398405
To think I used frequent /vp/ before it became the sewer it is now.

>>26398403
Whining and singing rarity gives me the most obscure whyboners

>>26398320

I want some Rarity on Trixie stuff. I'd figure more porn and erotic works of the two most snooty ponies on the show pleasuring each other would exist by now. Not even one shipping story! Twilight keeps hogging all the loving. Dayum shame.

>>26398428
Oh would you look at that. That old meme rears its head once more.

>>26398403
You fappin to The Best Pony bro?

anyone have parts 2 and 3 of this?

has anyone ever read any of the pony stories i post,im just wondering and why do most of you dislike fanfiction.net?

>>26398466

/vp/s always been a bucket of weird and disgust though. Pokemon General threads are, however, kind of fun and I stop in there from time to time.

>>26398465

Haha, oh wow.. those fucking things... But ya, something else to make a toy of so why not?

>>26398517
because Equestria Daily is our fanfic central

>>26398364
Wind Whistler was the best g1 pony

>>26398535
Toys that can't stand up on a flat surface are shit-tier.

>>26398560
From what little I've seen I have to agree.

This is what I have so far.

>>26398519

True, but that's like diving into a port-o-potty to look for a dollar you dropped.

Not sure if its worth the trouble

>>26398560
G1 did get something right.

>>26398508
only seen this

>>26398508
>>26398508
>>26398508
>>26398508
>>26398508
seriously though if anyone has the one with AJ/Pinkie in front of the computer or Rarity becoming a camwhore I will be very grateful

>>26398506

Why would I fap to anyother pony?

>>26398032
>Hemmingway
>Chistery

Womanizers who drink way too much?

The parallel's HALF-right.

>>26398582
>Rarity x Applejack plox

I like it even though it lacks of description

>>26398588

I went in there once and easily nosedived the thread into a Paper Mario thread, which eventually somehow else pandered into TUUUUUUUBES

It was like I was back in olden /v/ times. Just fun discussin on vidya and silly space pirates.

But I digress. Ponies anyone?

>>26398364
Other non-pony civilizations

>>26398582
Hm. That actually seems a decent load for several evenings, if you pace yourself.

>>26398439
That sounds interesting. I'm sorry for the snide comment (since deleted.) It IS a good story and it can be done several ways. I've just had a lot of people try to sneak something awfully saucy under the table and I've become jaded.

>>26398582

>You put it on optional
>mfw

fattershy

>>26398650

It will eventually need plot

>>26398653
I miss old /v/.
I cant even be bothered to go there for 404 generals anymore.

>>26398688
That's actually kinda cute

>>26398582

What is this?

>>26398653
Spitfire does not appreciate getting water dumped on her.

>>26398679
Alright cool beans. Like I said. It doesn't have to be Dash (but I love the title idea so much I can't help it) and more backstory things are always fun to read.

>>26398582

Especially the serpent and the rainbow one

>>26398653
i was there when we got started on space pirates

i made a really lousy one about the spaghettio bubbles in tourian that thankfully i've never seen reposted ever

but yes, ponies are nice

>>26398582

>Operation Burn It In a Van

oh u

>>26398688
Fattershy is so cute.

>>26398679
And this is the line of reasoning that dismissed my own idea for something that had the potential to go very wrong.
It involved clubbing and near escapes of unwanted relations while under the influence of a mickey. My idea had a happy ending, though the reason I didn't say anything is because I knew that the happy ending would get drowned out by the people clamoring for the bad end.
...And now I've just spelled it out. Fuck, I should have just stayed quiet.

>>26398582
>fever dreams
oh god
oh god

It's last night's thread all over again
PLEASE GOD NO

May I ask for a non-porn request from a shoopfriend?

I only have MS_Paint.

>>26398688
>fattershy
>flutterfat.gif
Make up your mind it can't be both

>>26398743
Mhm. I wish I could write or I'd do it myself.
Just out of curiousity. How many people know what 'The Serpent and the Rainbow' is even?

>>26398828
fatterfat

>>26398831
It's a disturbing fucking movie

>>26398818
MSPaint can work just as well. You just have to work in one layer and one pixel at a time.
Or you can find GiMP. It's free.

Fluttershy is roped into pleasing Bon Bon.

>>26398786

Horrible Horrible raep tiem?

Noel ought to do a Tips/Critique thread on /ic/ one of these days.

That or on Pony/FiMchan

>>26398831

To be honest, I have no idea what the hell is going on in those posts. It is some sort of "fanfiction"?

>>26398786
What happened in last night's thread?

>>26398688
How can her plot be that big and still just 1/3 of the cutie mark and no wings?

>>26398831
I'm not doing the crazy Haitian zombie thing if that's what you mean.

>>26398831

I saw that shit when I was 10, fucked me up bro

>>26398560
But there really is no fanart of her though. There's a few of Gusty, but I don't know of the other ponies. Most seem to be furry when I just search for ponies

>>26398831

You mean the Wes Craven movie?

>>26398712
Yah me too
>>26398718
Best firefighter brigade puts out ALL PLAUSIBLE FIRES
>>26398748
TUUUUUBES is the best thing /v/ ever did.

>>26398852
>roped
>pleasing BonBon
...Feedbags, feedbags everywhere.

>>26398852
Pinkie Pie make 20 bits off that.

>>26398853
Horrible In-character rape?

Why the fuck would anyone want to read that. You guys are a bunch of fuckjobs weirdos.

>>26398870
oh
nonononononnoono don't think that!
I just love the title and the suggested plot was just something I though up apon.

>>26398867
>How can her plot be that big and still just 1/3 of the cutie mark and no wings?
Because I was drawing from memory, and it was the first time I'd ever drawn ponies.

Well second but the first was worse

>>26398880

It was a book first.

Well, sorta. It was a collection of memoirs this guy wrote about his trip to Voodoo Land.

They made a fictional horror movie out of it, and it pissed him off.

>>26398882
Indeed. Joltik tubes are always a welcome thing.

>>26398852

YOU GUYS CAN'T GO ONE GODDAMN THREAD WITH OUT MAKING FUN OF ME

FUCK YOU

>>26398885
Sounds awful.

>>26398880
It was a quite interesting book first about a scientists adventurss into Haiti about the drug.
then see
>>26398922

Any other requests? I have one left until I hit ten and start working and compiling.

>>26398951
It's okay Bon Bon, Lyra loves you.

>>26398889
Pinkie's metabolism

She'd never please Bon Bon

>>26398951
Calm down, they're just teasing you.

>>26398963
I don't have anything that couldn't be altered into something terrible.
Corrupted fluff is a sad side-effect of the Internet.

posting fan stories anyway

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6930195/1/

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6839603/1/

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6973237/1/

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/7007248/1/

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6975235/1/

>>26398072
Those are pretty sweet, dude. I don't buy clothes, but... if I did, I'd think about buying yours. (That sounds backhanded, but it is totally a compliment.)

>>26398831
>my face when I saw the movie
ALL OF MY NIGHTMARES

>>26398959

I'm familiar with tetrodotoxin. The movie had set-up but the ending was a mess in typical 80s Wes Craven style.

>>26398963
I don't know how you feel about derivative works, but a story based around the premise introduced here would be great: >>26398626
>>26398508

I want a story about BonBon walking around town and getting mad as all the ponies talk behind her back about how she's made Lyra fat, and is a bad influence.

>>26398963
Pinky Pie stumbling upon some fermented berries and getting drunk.

>>26398963

These are what? Suggestions for drawings?

>>26398951
I WILL NEVER HAVE FINGERS


Are you happy now honey?

>>26399053
Writing ideas.

>>26398963
RD tries in her own way of impressing some colt who is utterly clueless about it.

>>26399034

>tetrodotoxin

I wanna see one of the ponies injected with this.

>>26399068
LYRA HAS NOFINGERS

>>26398981

Sometimes it just.. hurts, ya know?

I'm gonna go feed Lyra comfort foods until I feel better.

>>26398951
>>26399068
Oh, we don't always make fun of you two.

>>26398831
>not actual zombies

>>26399039
Uh ...
>>26399043
That's doable.
>>26399044
Oh boy.
>>26399080
Mmm ...

I'll try the webcam idea first, and by first I mean tenth!

>>26399092
It was just a powder blown in your face

I heard someone mention videogames

>>26399123
Colgate.

>>26399123
how do ponies use sinks without magic

>>26399181
Magic. I know you said no magic. But magic is the answer.

>>26399181

With their hooves. Unicorns, from what I have seen are fucking lazy with their magic and all.

>>26399092

You'd see foaming at the mouth, cyanosis, ataxia, seizures and a rapid death.

All the stuff about it being a "zombie drug" was discredited decades ago.

who has the pic with rainbow dash saying "how am i going to have sex with all these girls?"

>>26399123

oh lord. that's adorable.

>>26399154
;-; but the wineboners? /spoiler]

>>26399181

Touch sensors

>>26398981
shes faking bon-bon is holding her against her will

>>26399196
you try turning a tap with a fist

go on, try it

GUYS GUYS GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaL2I4zxk8o

Okay, based on that animation... Well. How about this-Luna is plotting revenge on her Sister Celestia, and takes control of Twilight-and Twilight's powers. She goes on a rampage, and Celestia has to stop her. Epic flight and fight scenes ensue.
aka the Winged one is Twilight and the one in red is Celestia

Dogfighting in the air! Can you imagine? I'd love to draw that, with pegasus ponies fighting while flying. I gotta look into that more, I'll definitely do that tomorrow.

>>26399181

go turn on your sink using only your fists. That's how.

And if you can't, you're either too dumb to live or else have a weird sink. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume the latter.

>>26399168

Its a chemical from a kind of fish, so it can be injected, too.

Actually, remember that one episode of Tales From the Crypt, where the doctor injects his brother with it, and the whole episode is just the guy seeing stuff, unable to move or speak?

Imagine Twilight doing that to Pinkie. Or vice versa.

>>26399181
The same way they operate door knobs.

>>26399207
... Wineboners?

Do I want to know?

>>26399212
That is clearly Lyra's evil twin.
Lyra and Bon Bon love each other very much.
Even if Bon Bon can never be human

>>26398364
If the protagonists and Princesses are supposed to be so beautiful, how about some actual love interests?

Would that interfere with little girls' own imaginings for them too much and should the makers of the show even care that much about that given how the demographics turned out regardless?

>>26399102
SHUT UP

YOUR FINGERS ARE FOR SMALL CHILDREN ALSO GOLDEN RING OF DEAHT

>>26399202
Still, needs to be an illustrated story.

>>26399226
I don't know what kind of sink you think is weird but most sinks are hard to operate without fingers

>>26398849
I don't know how to work that

>>26399263
Little girls still play with their toys marrying and dating and shit. They wouldn't mind too much.

>>26398857
I'm happy to critique anyone who wants it (warning: I dont do asspats. If you ask for a critique, you're going to get one. I have a @derpymail address just for you guys) but everything I have ever learned about art, I learned by doing things wrong. I dont know near enough to pretend like I could teach anyone anything at all with any efficiency.

>>26399259

I don't feel like explaining atm, I'm tired.

>>26399263

The writer is the same one for the Power Puff girls right? I wouldn't worry much about that.

>>26399181
>>26399249
I thought that it was the general consensus that ponykind had evolved to have little suckers on their hooves, like octopi, and were thusly able to operate such things?

>>26399249
I love the way AJ knocked and busted in like that.

>>26398849
MS paint has layers now?

>>26399261

Good relationship is about compromise

>>26399207
Are you asking me to do futa-Pinkie after drinking/eating magical fermented berries?

That's quite the prompt!

how does pony waterhose?

>>26399202

Also, I know its not really a "zombie drug".

It mostly leads to paralysis of everything but your brain.

There were studies where people were hit with it, and were assumed dead. Sometimes they'd finally wake up during THEIR OWN AUTOPSY.

And in some cases they aren't that lucky. They must lay their during their own funeral, must watch their coffin being closed, hear the dirt being shoveled on, and finally just lay in the darkness, unable to move, until they suffocate.

>>26399378
This explains it.
>>26399193

>>26399332
GiMP is the poor man's photoshop, and is supposedly more user-friendly. Or you can find a cracked version of Paint Tool SAI floating around.
>>26399361
MSPaint has no layers. That remains unchanged.

>>26399361
No, but you can use the colorswap trick

>>26399212
see, lyra is faking to protect the other ponies,ill save you one day lyra

>>26399388

Yeah, that's the myth that's been discredited.

>>26399371

well actually I was talking about something else,
but whichever you prefer to write

>>26399388
>There were studies where people were hit with it, and were assumed dead

I love it when people forget to check for important vital signs such as breathing or for a heartbeat.

>>26399454
I'm going to stick with your original prompt.

>>26399442

Well....crap.

I loved that idea.

Scares the crap outta me.

>>26399338
I'm more than happy with what I got. Don't worry.

Also, I posted that AJ above. Dunno if it was you or someone else who asked me to:
>>26397871

And I have decided to make Madmax my next painting project (it was Pacce's idea from a few days ago), mostly because braided hair is a good opportunity to put your advice into practice.

Here is my pencil scribble.

save me pinkie!

>>26399440
BUT THEN

>>26399471

That only happens to idiots and movies/shows no?

>>26399484

And Bill Pullman

>>26399481

You have my awaiting interest.

Just ate oatmeal after a looooooooooooooooooooong time.

>>26399296

The kinds of sinks I can think of off the top of my head:

L-shaped hot and cold taps. Ease of use with fists: high

Single knobs which tilt up for pressure, left and right for hot/cold. Ease of use with fists: easy/medium

Cylindrical hot/cold knobs with finger grooves. Ease of use with fists: medium

Single handles which pull up for pressure, left/right for hot/cold. Ease of use with fists: easy

If I'm not including your sink handles, either their weird or I forgot one of the common handle setups (which is quite possible, seeing as I'm doing this off the top of my head).

>>26398284
I sometimes wonder what it would be like if poni had actually remained banned on 4chan completely, and FiMchan and Ponychan had merged. Because those both almost happened. Say there was one single pony-specific imageboard, containing the ENTIRE pony fandom (let's say all the outerlying groups like ponygoons or whatever migrated there as well), and no global rules (but board-specific rules like 4chan). Sometimes I consider the what-if of that.

>>26399500
BON-BON!

>>26399537
Yeah it's really weird being in such a fragmented fan base like this. I think we hate ourselves more than actual haters.

>>26399378
>>26399350
How does pony read magazine? My favorite in all the show was the beginning of Green isn't Your Color; Flutter reading a magazine and Rarity sliding in the door!

What's your favorite part of the whole first season?

> wineboners

Made some rainbowdash between reading chapters
to go with the others I finished over the past two nights

not as happy with her though I think I might redo it again later

>>26399537
Why wonder. It would turn into fchan or something. Or be consumed by the lack of interest outside of certain circles.

>>26399519

I don't think I'll ever look at oatmeal the same thanks to this show

fashion rarity is %50 off but it is so ugly. she is my waifu i cant decide.

>>26399440
BUT THEY'RE IN LOVE

>>26399586

Love that running pose.

>>26399388

I wonder how much hell it would have been for people who got pumped full formaldehyde and all other kinds of preservatives. Which some can have a burning effect, that I know from experience from dissecting sheep brains.

>>26399616
Your waifu would want you to wait until she is available in a form which doesn't look like shit.

Why do you guys like humanized ponies so much? Is it so you don't feel like the furries you are? The show would be stupid with human characters. Like Gilmore Girls or some shit.

>>26399616
>it is so ugly

It's not that bad, especially if you style the hair properly.

Yeah, yeah, styling plastic pony hair...but isn't she worth it?

>>26399651

Feels good man.

>>26399537
It probably would've splintered. Ponychan and FiMchan are two separate beasts. Look at what happened this morning, having them together probably would've caused more problems.

Ponychan: Huge hugbox, but you can find what you are looking there if you know how to look.

FiMchan: Porn

/co/: Pony central. Seriously, so much of our stuff gets stolen, but the other chans are pretty good about making their own stuff.

/b/: I actually like their more laid back attitude. Feels like an island in a sea of piss that is /b/.

Ponygoons: FiM discussion only. No OC's. No fanfiction. Final Destination.

EqD: Fanfic Central

Derpyhooves: Pony news only.

>>26399651
You forgot to tell us tht we need to get laid.

Somebody mentioned Bill Paxton?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

>>26399573
I think the fragmentation is a good thing. We all get our own little corners according to the way we like to talk about whatever it is we talk about.

If all of the pony fandom was like ponychan, I wouldn't be a part of it. I'd just watch the show on occasion.

>>26399578
The first second of the first episode. That marked the beginning of this, and nothing will replicate it.
It's like the feeling of booting up an old video game before you've formed an opinion of it, and coming to love it.

>>26399642

Extreme, neverending pain.

Like that Tales From the Crypt story. Er...a different one than the one I said before.

>>26399651
i love horses

>>26399586
>Them rainbow socks

Delicious.

>>26399651

>>26399651
i hate humanized but the worst is when they give pony a human vag/cock

>>26399651
I like everything as long as it's Rarity.

>>26399686
Pullman
But this is cool of you

I started drawing this week.

It drives me to drinking something cold and sweet every time. Lukewarm strawberry wine was the only consolation I had after making this.

Hoity, "dressed" as Trixie.

>>26399684
I said it a few times today, but one for good measure.

You guys need to get laid.

>>26399676
>Ponygoons: FiM discussion only. No OC's. No fanfiction. Final Destination.

i might have to check this out. once i get done fapping to pones i kinda get tired of seeing the porn.

>>26399686
>Bill Paxton

I read this as "Bill Pullman".

FUCK YEAH BILL PULLMAN.

>>26399754

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm wearing a towel and have trouble hearing.

>>26399578
My favorite scene in all the show*

Drinking bourbon over here

>>26399651
The bigger question is: why don't we have a humanized Twist? Shit would be fucking adorable

>>26399493
Oh yes, that was me. I had to run out right after though.
Sounds like working on braids will be a good idea. You've seriously improved so much in a very short amount of time, bro. Hats off to you.

(I know you have a bunch of stuff that I haven't seen, but the last three things I saw in a row were profiles facing left. I know you do full bodies, etc, but if you notice yourself falling into a comfort zone of angles/poses, you might want to deliberately break out of that comfort zone. I get that it might just be because these are painting practice pieces, but I'm mentioning it just in case you hadn't noticed yourself doing that.)

>>26399748
You DO know Rarity is a whore, right?

>mfw the new EqD chat is more pony related than these threads

I mean the chat is filled with normalfags so it will never appeal to me but still. Are the IRC channels in general 'good' as in 'will a guy from non-/b/ 4chan' fit in and discuss ponies normally?

>>26399338
What is said derpymail address? I'd love some pointers on how to paint backgrounds (after providing examples of what I've been attempting lately).

>>26399775

They're the same guy. That's why you never see them in the same movie together. One's his stage name, the other's his nom de plume.

>>26399651

>>26399696

I prefer diminutive horses, m'self

>>26399789

>>26399789

More adorable than humanized LSH? I doubt it.

>>26399561
thats it bon-bon,now you'll see what happens when you mess with someone who fights against the world on his own. I'll end you,your reign of food based terror and save lyra

>>26399760
Only lukewarm? Wouldn't it have tasted better chilled?

>>26399842
There was no time for chilling. Only time for shame.

>>26399804
The chats that I've been to are good. Even met the Kamen Rider bro there.

>>26399817

Bill Pullman is like Batman, only better.

>>26399816
Scherzo. You draw right? Can I request from you a marginally simple picture?

>>26399794
Rarity is far too glamorous to pay attention to your baseless accusations.

Okay, back from family meal on Memorial Day. Continuing with quickfic. (I promised three parts minimum, and I posted nine - and it isn't finished. I hit some sort of deep vein of storytelling with this one.)

----


Suddenly, a little ball of orange hair zipped between Twilight and Rarity, a knife blade flashing in the sunlight!

Rainbow Dash felt a chill, and pressure against her back. She turned around quickly.

Scootaloo climbed off her, and there, embedded in the soft turf, was a knife. It had severed the majority of the long hair of Dash's tail, leaving only the purple stripe, and had come perilously close to hitting the tail's flesh.

Dash swung around and pinned Scootaloo to the ground. Rarity and Twilight gasped. "You little squirt," snarled Dash, "you could have hit me with that thing!"

Scootaloo wriggled under Dash's hooves. "I just wanted something to remember you by if you left."

Dash's face darkened, but the VIP section's guards had surrounded them. Twilight quickly stepped in. "No problem here, officers. She's a friend of ours."

Dash let Scootaloo to her feet. The guards murmured, and then their leader waved them away with one wing.

>>26399804
>normalfags
>ponies
Don't know about you bro, but I view "fandom" as a half-assed trolling culture as much healthier.

I only regret I was away from 4chan during the great shitstorms.

>>26399860
Yes, I -draw-. I do not draw spectacularly, I do not draw badly, but I do draw.

>>26399789

>Twist

I have no interest in Twist, but I wouldn't mind seeing humanized Silver Spoon.

>>26399862
Rarity is the biggest whore in Ponyville.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/Dalsson
Fall Weather Friends

>>26399816
Attached in the email field. (I know, completely unexpected address, right.)

>>26399792
One of the things I'm working on is faces from the front. This Snails I like to repost was almost a total fluke. Most of my front-view faces come out poorly. But I'll keep at it. Maybe something will click.

>>26399835
I beg to differ, sir. I'm even willing to go as far to say it would be the best humanized pony

>>26399883
How large is your MLP portfolio? Something like a dozen pics right?

>>26399804
IRC is never good. In part just because it's a fucking pain to communicate.
Everyone
talks like this
and
constantly people
talking over eachother so
if you take more than 2
seconds to reply
you have to go
@(somefaggot) "hey dude!"
and then maybe
they saw your text or
its just hard to see who is
responding to what you
know?

imageboards (when no faggot mods are waving their dicks around) >>>>>>>> IRC rooms > forums

I just want you all to know that i hate artists.

>>26399857

That's not saying much. Batman is nothing in comparison. Bill Pullman is what happens when David Bowie has sex with Eric Clapton and the infant is raised by a clan of ninja polar bears to one day avenge the death of his mother.

watching entire first season!

http://www.synchtube.com/r/Dalsson

get in here bronies

>>26399933
Yah. It is a pain in the ass
Especially when there's a LOT of people

>>26399956
Stop spamming your fucking channel holy shit.

>>26399934
That's not a nice thing to say, Fluttershy

Dash sighed. "I would have given you some, if you had asked," she said.

Rarity picked the tailhair off the ground with her magic. "Rainbow Dash, may I finish the trim?" she asked. Dash agreed.

Rarity used the same knife to trim the purple stripe, and then layered the trim to make it look more natural. "It should grow out right. See me if it doesn't." Then she swiftly braided the hair, and tied it on both ends. Again with Dash's okay, she gave it to Scootaloo.

"I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash, I should have asked you," said Scootaloo, hugging the tail tightly with tears in her eyes. "I just wanted to remember the best flier to ever come out of Cloudsdale."

"Say, kiddo," asked Dash, "How did you get all the way to Canterlot in the first place?"

"I hitched a ride," she said nonchalantly, motioning to the left.

There was Ditzy Doo, lying on her back and watching the Wonderbolts, her eyes focusing on two different groups of the amazing fliers.

>>26399909
Sent!

Kamina: Rarity is always the best pony. Get real man.

>>26399950
Hey Rage, how goes the writing?

Outta fucking nowhere

>>26399962
Hey man I posting it once every time the episode changes.
But I'm probably going to hand leader over to someone anyway, because I'm headed out

>>26399999
Aeiou

>>26399919
Ah man. That terrible feeling of getting it right once, and then the next five attempts come out looking ridiculous, and you're left wondering how on earth you did it the first time. What possessed your arm then and why has it forsaken you and left you with a noodle instead of an arm.

Yeah, it's normal.

If you did it once, you can do it again. (And that is a very nice snails head.) We believe in you, captain.

>>26399999
And quints make it all complete.

>>26399950
Heya, Raging. Get your dick sucked lately?

>>26399929
Sounds about right. Actual pieces of art is like, less than four, then there was a bunch of just random drawings for threads.

AJNope.jpg, Dash and P0N-3 on the couch, and the one image of CrazyDash covered in blood are some of the highlights of my "career'.

>>26400001

I'm about 2,000 words in. No sex yet, and I'm still not sure how I'll do it. Seems to me that they're both pretty vanilla lovers and I can't even remember what I wrote in LSP 1, so I may repeat myself.

>>26399999
TRUFAX

>>26399999
Quints confirm it

Fluttershy will have to fight Twilight for second

>>26399840
goodbye ms bon-bon

>>26399999

Rarity? Better than Trixie? Best be joking!

>>26400041

Yesterday.

>>26399999

QUINTS CONFIRMED! Rarity is the best pony to call for a good time.

>>26400052
/r/ Fluttershy and Twilight fighting to the death

>>26400041
Not raging, but i did get my dick sucked by my boyfriend yesterday.

Feels good man.

>>26400031
>>26400037
>>26400049
>>26400052
>>26400083
How many of these things do I need to get until stupid motherfuckers understand this very simple fact?

what are you doing up in those clouds rainbow dash

>>26399999
Rarity is a stuck up bitch.

>>26400099
At least once more.

>>26400099
Hey, I never said I disliked Rarity. I prefer characters with a good head on their shoulders.

>>26400099
Quints then dubs? I guess Rarity is the best pony
Not like I didn't know already of course

>>26397789
>>26397736
>>26397668
>>26397627
Were are these shirts from?