http://wiki.paradoxmod.com/index.php?title=Unicorn_Battle_Mage

Feels April Fools man

opinions so far?

>>26324014
looks like dragon ball z art to me but still looks good

>>26324014

Where is facial hair?

Where is sandvich?

>>26324029
Ah, cannot unsee. Damn.

>>26324014
It looks fun. Like a fun comic. Fun fun fun.

>>26323978
>love that image
how do i feel about the princess...well

>>26324014
hoof wrassling?

>>26324005
dude, we have a creepy wave in the air, because that's what I was going to do, down to the letter

postan and going to bed

If some wizard could add a nostril that would be great

http://snarky-bastard-inc.blogspot.com/

done with Applejack's.

Legal Beagle will file an injunction against you if you don't go fap to it. RIGHT NOW.

>>26324078
in here

>>26324014
People always assume that Fluttershy would be a good Medic due to her kindness. But i believe that Pinkie's moodswings and temperament would make her a better masochistic medicinal practitioner.

>>26324067

Oh shit, really? Me gusta! Can't wait to see what you cook up dude. Looking forward to it!

>>26324100

oh god that is horrible

>>26323978

Where are you? Why do you hide?
Where is that moonlight trail that leads to your side?
Just like the moonraker goes in search of her dream of gold,
I search for love, for someone to have and hold,
I've seen your smile in a thousand dreams,
Felt your touch and it always seems,
You love me,
You love me.

>>26323978

So much cum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GFpFNBqj2M
>Bronies, THEY KNOW

>>26324100

>>26324125
I dont know, man, I like those fluids.

>>26323726
>>26323726
>>26323726
>>26323726
>>26323726
>>26323726
>>26323726
>>26323726
>>26323726
>>26323726
>>26323726
>>26323726

earlier thread

>>26324127
>THEY KNOW

Yeah, that's kind of the point of the video. A shout-out to the tubes!

Teehee, arn't a pretty /co/?

>>26324134
well its time to install day of defeat

>>26324134
Do you need his latest comic or do you have it?
spike x zecora

>>26324134

Hey guys. To get me to draw more pony I've decided to do that drawing a day thing over at ED. Thought it would be a neat idea to draw a different pony each day. Missed out on day one but that's okay. So who should I draw first?

>>26324146
no, I have it.

>>26324136

No keywords doofus

I NEED TO SLEEP.

But i also need to pony as hard as possible before it's too late.

>>26324126

hello, i love you.
won't you tell me your name?
hello, i love you.
let me step in your game.

requesting Spike as Jim Morrison.

>>26324139

What if they come to us the same way that that artist from adventure time did?

I would cum loads

>>26324149
They actually have a day-by-day challenge type deal going on, but if you're asking which pony to draw for each day's challenge, that's up to you. I like Applejack.

>>26324149
Shipping.

>>26324029
>>26324054
so nothing that needs much fixing?
>>26324057
yeah, this is the third image of Heavy and Applejack arm wrestling that I know of.

>>26324126

pure win. brb writing a new Twilight/Luna/Celestia.

gonna take a short break from r34 here because I feel like I'm pushing my "envelope of welcome" or however you say it.

>>26324169
We've had an animator come on and answer questions a few times before. The show's executive producer and developer even spied on us and talked about us on her DeviantArt account. It was neat.

>>26324185
>writing a new

Are you implying that you've written this pairing before?

Because i do want that, minus the dicks and mindless fucking.

>>26324190
ya youre losing your welcome ness

does anyone have that egg laying pic disco drew? it was of some homestuck character I think

>>26324190
I usually hear/use 'running out your welcome'.

>>26324190
>Dildo in mouth

For a second, I thought it was an actual dick growing out of her mouth.

And I liked it better that way

>>26324209
Why would you want a picture of an underage girl laying eggs?

That makes no fucking sense, and i question your mental stability.

>>26324182
Umm...maybe the Heavy's legs could be more clear as to where they are? It looks like he's missing one.

>>26324198
Uh, sorry for the confusion. I wrote some pretty weak Celestia-Twilight stuff when I'd just got started, which is what I was refering to. But I think I'll throw some Luna in 'cause everyone seems to like her.

>>26324134

Right. Now I AM going for real.

>>26324162
more of the weird shit I'd do anyway.

>>26324212
oh, right.

>>26324217
Y'got some kinky ideas man.
I like that.

>>26324233
Ooooh, saved.

>>26324172
Yeah that's the challenge thing I was talkin about. Since there are so many ponies to chose from, I was just looking for suggestions on who to draw first.

Hi guys,

I haven´t been around for a while.

What´s been going on in these th---

>>26324245
I saw a lot of people drawing their original characters for this thing. Hell, I even saw furry pony that made me cringe. But I'm sure just going through the cast list on the Friendship is Magic wiki will give you more than enough characters.

>>26324259
DID YOU LIKE MINE? I DREW ONE. I WON'T SAY WHICH ONE THOUGH.

>>26324222
because disco drew it, seriously that's why

Hey, does anybody have the youtube link to that ~25 minute long AMV hell style thing?

>>26324285
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tjb14VoWjg

this?

>>26324248
Moidock... are you the guy who made the spanish subs?

>>26324275
is it the one of scootaloo or what?

1. Chill with one
2. Sleepover at one's place
3. work buds with another
4. One organises your birthday party
5. Roomies with another
6. Dont get along with one

>>26324291

That. Thank you kindly.

>>26324306
it's not pony related

By Celestia´s beard!

What has been going on in these threads?

Mother of Luna and sweet Elements of Harmony!!

>>26324265
That makes it more identifiable!

Yes/No, yours rocked/sucked dick.

>>26324307
1. Rainbow Dash
2. Rarity
3. Twilight Sparkle
4. Pinkie Pie
5. Fluttershy
6. Applejack

>>26324296

That is correct, yes.

>>26324275
As the only person in there threads who actively hated Disco, i have to say I'm very happy he went back to his Homosuck and gunnershit fail threads.

But now pony threads are so very, very boring.

>>26324307
>Chill with one
Rainbow Dash
>Sleepover at one's place
Twilight
>work buds with another
Applejack
>One organises your birthday party
Rarity
>Roomies with another
Fluttershy
>Dont get along with one
Pinkie

>>26324313

>We ain't got nothin' to lose, everybody we rollin'

... huh. Watching it for the second time I just noticed that. I didn't know there was a clean version of the song.

>>26324259
Yeah I was disappointed in how many turned to fan characters over any on the dozens of ponies seen in the show.

I'm pretty indecisive about things, its why I asked for a pony to draw instead of deciding. Pry do the first one suggested to me.

>>26324319
Hello, I don't think we've met. My name is Juice, and I am a drawfag. I make stuff like this, mostly. I usually take requests, but I'm actually participating in a thread for once. But I will be later, if that helps.

>>26324307
1.Fluttershy
2.Pinkie Pie
3.Rainbow Dash
4.Twilight
5.Applejack
6.Rarity

>>26324307

>Horns aren't touching

Not gay enough!

>>26324185
>>26324126

all the ponies probably have a James Bond song fitting to them...

Rarity - Diamonds are forever
Pinkie Pie - Live and let die
Twilight - On her majesty's secret service

>>26324248
And who are you?
Do we need to care?

>>26324341
>>26324341

>>One organises your birthday party
>not Pinkie Pie

are you completely insane?

>>26322310
>>26322310
>>26322310
>>26322310

Who posted the marker? Delete it please.

>>26324343
I'd go with Applejack. She's cool and wears a hat, which is also cool.

The only reason I went with what I went with is because I colored it in randomly. My real OC is too stupid to be on that website, lol. It's an apple with horse legs.

>>26324346
hey, that was my request, or I think it was unless you'd already drawn it before I asked

>>26324333
If by "actively" you mean complaining, then maybe you were the only one, in this I have to agree.

>>26324362

Pinkie Pie's parties are basically what a six year old might want for his birthday; not exactly what I'm looking for.

>>26324356

>Applebloom
>Snake Eater

>>26324307
1. Chill with Twilight.
2. Sleepover at Fluttershy's Cottage.
3. work buds with Pinkie.
4. One organises your Rainbow Dash, we get drunk and watch movies.
5. Roomies with Rarity.
6. Dont get along with Applejack.

>>26324361

I am the one who translated and subtitled the whole series into Spanish. I like hanging around here and there.

> Implying 4chan cares about anything.

>>26324381
I drew it earlier today (or yesterday, whatever), so I'm sure you requested it.

>>26324362
I'm one of the few that doesn't really dig Pinkie Pie.

Tho I'd get down with Pinkamina.

>>26324384

im pretty sure pinkie would know what you wanted in a party.

>>26324320
I think it was the only cheerilee, now go look through all 300 of them again and check each cutie mark and hairstyle.
Also, I consider my submission number to be a nice get

>>26324319
...Yeah. Some threads have been extra-sucky big time. For like, what, 2 months?

>>26324398

i didnt like her at all, but the whole equestria girls thing won me over

>>26324406

Well that's just, like, your opinion, bro.

>>26324383
Yeah, it was probably just me and some other guy.

You don't need to defend him though man, he's said quite enough on the topic for me to make my own judgement on him.

>>26324384

>not exactly what I'm looking for

I'm absolutely sure if you told Pinkie Pie you wanted a bunch of hairy, burly men wearing nothing but bow ties and a ten inch dick requirement, prancing around your party, I'm sure she'd be happy to set you up properly.

But since the main cast DO posess the elements of harmony.

Won't that make them demigods?

>>26324346
You stole the fuck out of my idea, man!
seriously though, I don't give a fuck. Unicycles are great!

>>26324410

So I see.

It seems I was quite busy subtitling and working that I missed the direction some things were going.

Oh well, hope they pick up again. Well, the best they can pick up around these parts anyway.

>>26324414
Oh, I dig that song. It's just a "haters gonna hate" thing, pay me no mind.
>>26324425
yeah... she's prolly figure out how to pull that off.

>>26324379

I think Applejack is a good choice. Since her and Twilight are the only two of the main six that I haven't tried to draw yet.

>>26324430
>>26324447
Also, is there a set of these? I love this style, RD reminds me of pokemon.

>>26324307
>1. Hang out
Twilight - because she has more interests in depth than other ponies.

>2. Sleepover
Rarity - because a sleepover is a girly thing, and nopony is more girly than her.

>3. Coworkers
Applejack - dependability and honesty count a lot, and communication with someone so outspoken would be very easy.

>4. Party planner
Pinkie Pie - it's what she does, why put her out of her element?

>5. Roommate
Fluttershy - shy, quiet ponies make the best roommates because they won't bother you at 3 in the morning with loud music and friends.

>6. Contempt / Dislike
Rainbow Dash - although she might be fun to hang out with, her arrogance and egotism would really grate on my nerves.

>>26324407
Her on the rock with the Pokeball?

>>26324385
"Nobody does it better" or "A view to a kill" for Rainbow Dash...

The first's lyrics fit better with her personality but the second has more drive.

If anybody suggests "Die another day" there will be punches...

>>26324447
>>26324430
Are these the same artist?

>>26324422
>Defend
Huh? I was just saying you might have been the only one ACTIVELY hating him, as in, complaining. Definitely not the only one hating in general.
I don't get the "now are very boring" thing you got going on, but to each his own. I could use more "boring".

>>26324430

Nope.

Only the wielders of the Elements.

Pinkie is a demigod but is unaware of it and Twilight could probably be but that depends on Celestia and Luna.

>>26324434
Hey, it was a request! What can I say! But I really like your stuff, man.

>>26324461
yeah.. I didn't think you'd look through them...

>>26324442
I'm presuming they'll bottom out at some point. If it gets really bad, maybe the mods will take note again.

>>26324479
I knew I guy that went to my high school. He rode his unicycle to and from school everyday. He was fucking great!

>>26324484
I just ctrl+f'd any gets, hahaha.

>>26324307
1. Twilight
2. Rarity
3. Applejack
4. Fluttershy
5. Rainbow Dash
6. Pinkie Pie

>>26324470
Having someone to hate is exciting you know? It breaks up the monotony of mindless shipping and roleplaying. But it doesn't matter anymore, Disco is MIA until season 2, and even that's not guaranteed.

to be honest, ponies in general is starting wear me out.

>>26324464
Applejack would be pretty hard...

hell she's the racist sheriff from "The Man with the golden Gun"

>>26324509
I knew a guy in my highschool that wore a Neo outfit for Halloween and every friday after Halloween. Sometimes he brought a cane with him and pretended to be House.

Then there was ninja-running. Oh God, the ninja-running.

Disco has drawn me quite a few beautiful pictures, but some of the stuff he drew I wish did not exist.

>>26324396
Ah, I see. Good work.

Posting unrelated picture of Rarity shitting Cottage cheese

>>26324565
I remember someone requesting that! Neat.

Alright, I'm turning in for the night. Laters.

>>26324565

>>26324434
Hey Goggles.
Draw me a pony. Filly Twilight helping Celestia to brush her mane.

>>26324565
that was also me! 2 of my requests now been posted, I feel all fuzzy and sleep deprived!

>>26324578
laters
>>26324602
ahhh.You are a crazy bastard!

>>26324602
your requests are weird dude.

very weird

>>26324620
I also got disco to draw the spiders in scoots anus, honestly, if I wasn't anon I'd probably be pretty hated

>>26324620
I myself like his ideas.

>>26324620
> weird
> 4chan

that's normal here.

>>26324628
>>26324637
>>26324642

no yeah, dont get me wrong, i just remember getting chewed out for asking for pictures of sad ponies.

times have changed man

>>26324634

Hey, not bad! Did you just draw that up right now?

>>26324634
...Is this by the same person as that octavia pic? Seems a similar style.

>>26324509
Fucking inked!

>>26324660
Whitemaverick is think his name is?

>>26324562

Thx.

So far people are linking it.

>>26324709
Do you think solar flares happen whenever Celestia farts?

I will eat you all

Octavia Thread?

marker?
is this the real general?

What if the MLP world had more than two deites...

I mean:

Celestia - Godess of the sun (by extension also prosperity, fertility and conquest)
Luna - Godess of the moon (by extension also dreams and desires)

shouldn't there be more?

>>26324654
>>26324660

WUT

Anyone saved?

>>26324784
some asshat probably fell asleep with the marker in the last thread

>>26324799
But... i want to fuck him and his marker.

>>26324795
They don't seem to be deities in the traditional meaning, and more importantly regular ponies do things traditionally limited to deities. More are unnecessary, because everything is already done by hoof. Who knows if Celestia is really neccesary, perhaps a group of unicorns could raise the sun themselves.

>>26324798

He probably had to make some changes to it.

>>26324784
Yes, marker in previous thread.

>>26324795
No. Just two is pretty much enough,

>>26324798
I did, but if the artist deleted it I'm certainly not going to repost it.

>>26324851
I was confused, I thought he wanted the octavia pic.
Although I did also save the carrot top one.

Derpy and Dinky are also chickens.
discuss

fucking deleted posts everywhere

>>26324885
All pegasus are chickens.

>>26324885
>>26324885

BAHH!

>>26324885
I don't believe you
I'm starting to get bored of the porn you post, if you really must continue can you at least vary it a little

>>26324834
>Who knows if Celestia is really neccesary, perhaps a group of unicorns could raise the sun themselves
Wh--What if Twilight finds this out?!

>>26324896
so any chicken is fine, too?

but dinky isn't a pegasus

>>26324834
Well there's a lot of different definitions of deites.

Sure Celestia ain't comparable to an abrahamic god.

She's probably more like Odin.
She beat and tricked and backstabbed her way to the top.
She's a god by virtue of simply being the best of these superior beeings. Sort of a mix between a really powerful wizard and a high-king.

A powerful unicorn (like Twilight) could probably ascend to godhood...

>>26324885
no wonder scootaloo is an orhan, Derpy forgot she ever had her

>>26324912
"Bang, Zoom, Straight to the Moon" said Twilight Sparkle

>>26324910
how's this WIP then?

to be honest I don't really have all 918 FiM images on r34, and quite frankly I just dont know anymore. that's why I'm commissioning Cane for a few new good ones. or whatever, really, I'm just rambling now.

>>26324914
>Chicken intercourse
Fucking gross.

>>26324912
Only Celestia knows the secret of raising the sun, and she's not going to tell anyone.

Aw come ON! Some good anthro stuff to break the suckiness (no offense Goggles, Vince, Applejuice, and... the guy with Twilight's mom, and the author of that Celestia pic, those were great) and I miss it?!

>>26324523
I like not having to hate. Personal life can be annoying enough. Unfortunately, there's still plenty to hate.

>>26324628
Don't worry, I didn't even see it, but I hate you anyway. Happy?

>>26324509
To and from school on a monocycle. If that doesn't scream badass, I don't really know what does.

>>26324851

>>26324919
She doesn't particularly seem to show incredible power other than raising the sun, though. At least, not power significantly more incredible than that which is wielded by 'regular' ponies. It could be that she just doesn't show it, I suppose, but given the rest of the show's lore on cutie marks it makes sense that her special abilities both start and stop with her cutie mark - the sun.

>>26324936
the secret is really simple, you simply lift it like any other object

>>26324951
if i remember the opening correctly, she too had to use the elements of harmony to defeat her sister.

>>26324950
THERE'S ALWAYS THAT ONE GUY

I SWEAR.

>>26324936
>Only Celestia knows the secret of raising the sun, and she's not going to tell anyone.

She gained the power by killing the previous Sungodess and consuming her.

That is the cycle.

>>26324961

>>26324950
Oh WOW! Thanks! (Sorry artist, I had to see/save it!)

hey kid, let's /ss/

>>26324950
>>26324981
Now that my pure, unsexualized pony waifu's reputation has been tarnished, I think it's time to move on.

>>26324925
Didn't I told you already?
Cut your bullshit out.

>>26324589
felt like doing it on paper. My traditional work is of so much better quality.

>>26324951
Well, we haven't seen her do anything so far, since she never had to. She usually just sends Twilight into the line of fire.

Just like gods used to do with their mortal or demigod chesspieces.

>>26325003
>/ss/
it's funny because everywhere outside 4chan that means straight shota

>>26325009
like you haven't trained me for this day. Like my name isn't "Twilight". Like you can stop me.

>>26324951
Celestia also controlled the moon for 1000 years and shes been around for over 1000 years, there can be no doubt she has mastered at least a few other spells that don't involve raising the sun.

>>26325016
pretty much yeah.

>>26325016

It means something different here?

>>26324951
> She doesn't particularly seem to show incredible power
And that's fucking awesome. Casual goddess-ruler that has no intent to show her power because there is no need - I love this. Vice versa of collective image of usual 4channer - selfish attention whore that likes to stoke his ego.

>>26324952
No... there's no way it would be that simple. I don't believe--I REFUSE to believe that it's that simple.

>>26325031
but raising the moon is very close to her talent anyway. Spike made it fairly clear that the ability to learn arbitrary spells is a rare thing.

>>26325041
look at the picture.

look at what I said.


then look at the picture again.

>>26325052
did you ever try?

>>26325029
I thought I was clear...

>>26325046
and I love the idea of a goddess-ruler who doesn't show her power because she doesn't particularly have any. She has one thing, raising the sun, that's absolutely essential and makes her effectively untouchable while nobody else can do it, and has trickeried her way to godhood. And that's an awesome idea, and I really hope Celestia gets more character development.

Just remember why I've never drawn AJ...fuckin hat. This picture is pretty bad, its what I get for doing something basic when half asleep. Oh well...

>>26325073
You're comfy. Maybe I won't kill you.

>>26325056
She is a goddess. Doing magic is a natural thing for her.

No doubt she invented magic system as well.

>>26325081
try drawing a line to the back-side of the front end of her hat so it doesn't look like a straight line cap (think in 3d)

>>26325059

I honestly have no idea what you're getting at.

>>26325090
They've never, ever said "god" or "goddess", or given any indication she can break the rules (Or, indeed, any indication that she can't)

It could go either way, really.

>>26325095
Silverspoon is my best guess.

>>26325095
sexually shit (I like the term Swap Shit better, but eh)

>>26325081
Is that a motherfucking giant Applejack jumping over a skyscraper?

Badass.

>>26325106

That's a term?

>>26325120
Or something like that, I don't really know.

>>26325052

Problem, Twilight?

>>26325080
> that's absolutely essential and makes her effectively untouchable
> untouchable
Srsly, why it's always about the violence.

Also, i don't think that the fact she rises the sun makes her untouchable. There is just no pony who can match her or want to challenge her (except "wicked form" of Luna, possessed by "evil magic" but that's an exception). Srsly, what for? Benevolent and caring and beautiful ruler, that always open to your words and ready to listen you, that fives you as much freedom as you want, that does not forces you to do anything... why would you want to stand against such a ruler? Hell, I will be the first who will die for her if some tard will try.

>>26325011
Will you ink it?

>>26325135
how about Scat Swap

>>26325135

I think you're just making things up.

>>26325145
no, I know /ss/ is something related to--

>>26325144
that works.

>>26325150

No -- no, it really isn't.

>>26325100
Shes been around for 1000 years and raises the sun, thats the stuff of a goddess or a really kick ass wizard

>>26325093

I'll pry fix it when I get up. Its gotten into the morning hours and I haven't slept... So gonna do some of that.

>>26325089

>>26325136


Dammit Octavia, even your troll face is classy!!

>>26325158
Can't we just play pretend?

>>26325062
The books, all the books in the Canterlot said that the sun was a star and therefor impossible to touch, let alone move! Have I been lied to?!

Has my leader trusted to keep this secret from me purely on my ignorance. Moreover, did she plan this tragic piece of irony by having a handicapped pony tell me this?!

>>26324914
She is still working on this one? Really? SLOW

>>26325143
maybe one day

hey kids, wanna /ss/?

I never noticed this before, but madmax's OC is really fucking cutehot

>>26325179
Now shes going to send you to the moon and then make you apologizes to her when you get back.

You guys need to get laid.

>>26325193

>>26325193
ikr? I was thinking of commissioning Cane for a r34 of her, Octavia and Scootaloo.

but moneyblahblahwahwahwergwerg

Requesting eg.idra ponified.

>>26325196
Tried it once. Had a steady, sex-heavy girlfriend for about six months. Didn't really change anything about me or my worldview, though.

>>26325212
Why'd you stop?

>>26325196
I ate a girl out once.

But i'm still a virgin, fuck my life.

also obligatory PoV madmax.

>>26325225

I ate a girl once.
Never date a chick with a vore fetish.

>>26325225
You got ripped off.

>>26325229

I don´t usually say this and I would like to state that I am NOT a furry.

But right now, I have a boner I should not have.

>>26325225
>not 69ing her
C'mon man!

>>26325246
Madmax is to the brony community like Rita is to the furry community.
given I used to spam up those threads, I've knowledge I wish I hadn't.

>>26325225
>>26325225
>>26325225
At least insist on getting a blow job back.

>>26325229
Kloudmutt certainly got better at drawing these past 5-6 months.

>>26325223
Not the person you're replying to obviously, but I would imagine that a relationship built solely on sex wouldn't have anything everlasting for a long-term relationship. This is also speaking out of personal experience.

>>26325272
But you're having sex... that's like saying you threw away an ice cream machine because it couldn't tell you jokes. It's still giving you fucking ice cream.

OK guys since when dose Rarity have magical vanishing crowns?

>>26325279
sex can get boring.

or the partner can be too demanding.

man-to-hand relationship QFT

>>26325223
We weren't a very good match. We only really got together because of, in her words, 'how you smell'. That alone made her pursue me, and started off the only relationship I've ever had. I can't talk to people I'm interested in, you see. Can never really bring myself to ask somebody out; probably a fairly common trait around here.

And my lack of confidence certainly isn't helped by the fact that the last six girls I've considered asking out (and actually did ask three of them to dinner) were already taken. There really does need to be an easier way to tell that...

>>26325286
>Sex can get boring

Nice one, but seriously, what's the real reason?

>>26325284

Magic, don´t have to explain shit.

>>26325264
I got a sloppy handjob and then she went to sleep because she wasn't really feeling it.

I hate women.

>>26325302
What kind of magic?

>>26325296

Fat. She was fat.

>>26325294
So a girl started having sex with you and you told her to stop? are you sure you aren't gay?

>>26325296
>sex can't get boring

That's a life-long lesson. give it a twenty years with your wife and you'll see too, what I already can see.

>>26324127
Is this real.. from hub? no fan edits or anything?

Are you seriously telling me that hub made this oriented towards "us"?

>>26325137
because no society came about overnight. Celestia may have created what is effectively a utopia, but you can be certain she didn't do it by being nice and not hurting anyone. Ponies are close enough to humans that you can be pretty certain greed was a major issue once.

>>26325312
Ahh. That's too bad, I personally like chubby chicks a lot. So I would have wrecked that shit like the Juggernaut.

>>26325313

Actual virgin detected.

>>26325312
Morbid obesity is a major turn on for me, gonna have to try harder than that.

>>26325284
Rarity confirmed for demigod.

Celestia probably turned into a swan and conceived Rarity with some innocent filly...

>>26325330
lol black american people.

>>26325330
guess what's a major turn on to me.

guess what most people don't like.

>>26325313
I didn't tell her to stop. We were sexually active for six months, remember? She just one day decided that I wasn't good enough, listed off a whole bunch of ways in which I needed to improve (none of which I could do and still remain me), and dumped me. Sent me into a massive spiral of depression that completely fucked an entire semester of college for me, too.

>>26325313
I hate you Kamina.

I hate you so much.

>>26325338
That's racists.
>>26325339
It it pedophilia? I bet it's pedophilia.

>>26325341
Oh ok, so long as you didn't break up with her. Because that'd make you gay. Sorry to hear about it, but atleast you got unvirgined out of the deal.

>>26325356
Spoiler is very srs and do not read if you're not completely 100% sure.
scat and coprophilia

>>26325333
Celestia turned into a marshmallow, of course!

>>26325363

Are you, like, trolling or something?

>>26325339
chicken shit

>>26325365
Where did your life go so wrong?

How does one acquire a Coprophilia fetish anyway? Genuine question.

1: continue procrastinating
2-4: Organize your Pony folder
5-0: Go back to studying/working/doing something useful

I need this, I've got a life changing exam in a month.

>>26325394
why, by spending enough time on 4chan and being horny enough to try a taste or two.

>>26325374
No. The older you get, the weirder it is to be a virgin, they entire premise of 40 year old virgin is based on this. He doesn't have to deal with that now.

>bronies talking about sex
>with other humans.
Did we just....not get weird anymore?

>>26325397
my pony folder is completely organised, so for the love of god give me 5 or higher

>>26325397
I'm finally free.

>>26325404
i've liked chickens disguised as ponies since before i can ever remember.

>>26325363
>but at least you got unvirgined

And what the fuck good does that do me? Do you have any idea how much it sucked? I spent most of my time with her worrying what I was doing wrong, wondering if maybe I was just misreading reactions, KNOWING I was going to fuck everything up somehow, and for what? 'Oh, now you can say you've had sex!' Newsflash, buddy: Sex isn't that great. It's half an hour to two hours of activity that is only interesting from a mental standpoint of 'I wonder how she'll react if I do this now, or these things in this order', followed by a few seconds of pleasure that I can reach myself in about five minutes if I'm in a hurry and have something nice to look at.

>>26325365
You need many years of therapy.

>>26325413
lol nope

>>26325397
>asking me to leave my life to chance 1 hour before class starts.
......
rolling

>>26325423

Dude, you take sex, like, way too seriously.

>>26325422
chickenfuck, chickenfuck, it's awwwwriiight.

>>26325427
Ever seen 2g1c?

I keep the scat part on loop.

>>26325397
pony folder is already organized so i'll replace that with unshit my room.

>>26325430
fuck. At least my highly organised pony folder made it easy to find this image, even if it does mean I'm going to screw up everything else

>>26325447
>>26325446
How is you folder organize? My method has to many flaws

>>26325323
> Ponies are close enough to humans that you can be pretty certain greed was a major issue once.
Lauren's words: "They are ponies, not people, so perhaps appreciating each other as equals is not so difficult for them."

Also: http://tinyurl.com/4xy967r
See Celestia's part. You're thinking just like a usual 4channer. You can't and don't want accept the mythical world that has no such issues or flaws (or, at last, has less of them) like our, real one. It is just hurts to think about that, because you know you will never to be able to live in such society under such benevolent ruler. Makes me sad as well but I can't change anything.

>>26325439
The only part of that related to sex was the 'newsflash' bit. The rest of it was the months of endless mental torment that stemmed from worrying too much about her convenience to realize that if I wanted the relationship to continue, I needed to be around her more often.

>>26325397
My pony folder is organised and I literally have nothing to do with my life at this point. My TAFE course doesn't start until July. Plus I have no friends to go anywhere with and I can't drive. Ahh, social anxiety, you make life so simple.

But enough about me for a while.

4chan derpty herp.

>>26325455
one folder for each character for general pics of them
one gif folder
one "awesome" folder
one cute daww folder
one macro folder
and one "load of baloney" folder

>>26325455
That adorable image would be found under
Twilight Sparkle\filly\d'aww
It would also be found under
d'aww\Twilight Sparkle\filly
but I got it from
filly\d'aww
The upshot is that it makes images really easy to find. The problem is that my 1000 or so image pony folder has half a million files and almost as many directories in it. I wrote a piece of software to organise everything based on tags, and while it works, generating the tree takes like, 20 minutes, and you have to turn Windows Search Indexer off because if you don't it'll probably crash.

On the other hand, d'aww\pillow is one of my favourite directories.

test

>>26324190
>>26324157
>>26324134

>>26325455
mine is sorted by Character/ Reaction image or Art.
Also is anyone else CmC folder basically just a scootaloo folder?

4chan failing hard or is it just me?

Man I love waking up at 4 in the morning and having pony time.
What'd I miss this fine, slow morning?

>>26325392
I thought you were gone Leth

>>26325513

Beedrill calling people virgins.

Ponies.

>>26325513
a load of scat swap chicken fuck baloney

>>26325466
Yeah, that sounds like pro-Celestia propaganda to me. The ponies aren't perfect, there are jerks, and there is greed. I have no doubt their society is fine, and not harbouring racial tension and barely holding back civil war, as some people would have you believe, but no society arose overnight. The best rulers are the ones who truly want what's best for their people, and that doesn't always mean being nice.

>>26325499

That's just ridiculous. Why would you say that?

>>26325557
I'd pay to see that.
I actually might with three extra bucks.
or not, maybe just a normal kinky one.

>>26325499
I don't have a CMC folder, but my scootafolder is much bigger than my applebloom folder, and I barely have a sweetie belle folder.

>>26325577
are you me?

>>26325565
Of course you would.

>>26325469
Any plans to ink this cuteness: >>26325011 ?

>>26325455
I started to save and tag the shit from very beginning. For me, there is no need to organize anything.
U jelly?

Hey bronies, ever ponybomb a haters feed?

>>26325591
>>26325591

I did.

>>26325558
See, as I said - denial.
I can't do much here. *shrugpony.jpg*

>>26325591
No. why would we?
Or, more based on your post, let me put it in a language you can understand
>Using facebook to Spam someone's personal life with ponies beause umad xDD
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>26325605

>>26325591
>>26325602

>HURR RAID FOR THE EPIX WIN CUZ THEX DONT LIKE MY SHOW

>>26325584
well I was thinking something along the lines of Scootaloo being chained up to a wall with ballgag and a large barbed vibrator up her ass, getting bullwhipped across her pussy by MadMax who is -uncertain what they're doing- with Octavia.

But, yeah, again, moneyblahblahwahwahwergwerg.

>>26325602

> love and tolerance
> mfw you can't tolerate "haters"

If somebody dislikes the show, allow them to have that opinion and if it bothers you, ignore it. Simples.

>>26325602
Also, Sup Levi Sala

>>26325605
Not denial, I actually agree with you that their society is no darker underneath than it appears on the surface. I'm just saying that the ponies are close enough to humans, mentally, that that sort of society did not arise overnight and without issue. But certainly it arose a long time ago, those tensions are long over with.

>>26325622
Sounds like Scootaloo would be up for that.

>>26325621
>>26325626

I guess I mised the the entire point of being a brony.

You guys are right, now I feel like an asshole

>>26325638
Yeah, would have her blushing and stuff.

prob'ly tons of chicken vaginal fluids.

>>26325265
No actually, he just did the same pose a hundred times so he's less shitty at that one pose.

>>26325640

You live and you learn. Forget about it and move on - it's in the past.

>>26325656

Next I'll use Gary!

Just a question. Where are most of you at on this scale?
Not that I need a scale to know where most of you are...

>>26325690
Spike - "She's Sooo Preeettyyy~!"

>>26325690

I am a Twilight Sparkle

>>26325690
Highlight Sparkle

>>26325690
Between pinkie and twilight, leaning more towards twilight.

>>26325690
Pinkie level.

Rarity is mai waifu

>>26325707

You mean apple jack?

>>26325714
rarity needs to die

>>26325690
Lame ponies watching a Lame show.

>>26325698

I think they need to add this to the chart for waifufags, hardcore shippers, OCfags, and people who have more than 10 porn pics saved/actually fap to the porn.

I'm a spike.

Fuck.

>>26325690
I started out as fluttershy, oh so long ago Dear god those words pain me, but these threads turned me to full pinkie mode within days of my finding them.

>>26325690
I'm a Gilda

>>26325720
Haters will continue hating

>>26325719
No, I'm past the "oh god why" stage

>>26325731
indeed, and rarity will continue needing to die.

>>26325731

>>26325727
I was twilight sparkle straight from the start.

>>26325690
I think I'm at a mix of Fluttershy and Applejack. Most because I'm still a Closet Brony

well, the idea of MMxSCxOCT will probably just be an idea then.

>>26325750
Somethings wrong with you if you started at twilight sparkle thats just weird.

>>26325760
If not being raised on stereotypes is something wrong with me, then i guess so.

This thread is awesome now.

>>26325766
Lyra Thread?

>>26325766
Nice job Lyra. You killed it.

>>26325781
Yes!

I'm up for that.

in several places

>>26325784
dammit

I hear Lyra is one of those ponies who has a thing for humans if you know what I'm talking about~

>>26325765
Do you mean you don't assume things when looking into new shows/doing new things?
Everyone Makes assumptions its just what humans do, though letting said assumptions influence your actions is up to you.

>>26325803
>>26325794
chickens or gtfo

May Bon Bon apply?

>>26325766
Indeed. Pity I'm getting tired and might have to miss it soon.

>>26325814

>>26324291
oh god that was the best AMV HELL I've seen in years.

>>26325815

>>26325809
you'd tap that flank in a heartbeat, wouldn't you

>>26325410
There is nothing wrong with the pony porn though, the thing is that you can find sexuality in everything, a furry is someone for animals specifically... You can like MLP FiM porn and still not be furry... you have a sentimental conection to the characters, they have personalities that you may like, the design, the colors.... Things that stimulate you, you can forget the fact that they look that way, and they get alienized from animals for the looks they get. For most of the people here who actually fap to this show porn... it's not about the animal, they couldnt care less.. its the character what they like...they have many humans factors wich put them closer... and thats why you even see so many humanized ponys... to bring them even closer to your physical attraction.

>>26325826
The intro alone was 25 different kinds of awesome, even though Kanye West is an insufferable asshole.

BonBon Never gets any threads, she is always a side not, a second class pony. Shes just that other pony that hangs around with Lyra.

>>26325808
what on earth made you assume that?
make it "not raised on retarded superficial western stereotypes".
seriously i barely had any notion of the western stereotypes that brand MLP this and that before i came onto the internet.

>>26325835
But I love them both ;-;

>>26325830
She may breed chickens but she isn't one.

>>26325830
No, But this one is hot.

>>26325835
I DIDN'T PUT THOSE IN MY BAAAAAAAAAG

>>26325853
what episode is that cap from?

>>26325832
Hold on. So does this meant that since I now fap specifically to MLP, I'm can no longer be considered a furry?

>>26325844
well fine whatever.

I think all of my chicken pictures are in the previous thread though.

yep, they are.

>>26325857
Party of One

>>26325859
Don't worry you will always be a furfag bro.

>>26325859
No... it means you can fap to MLP and not be a furry.
Like Yaoi or Yuri and not be gay.

You find sexuality in characters not in the fact they are horses.

>>26325875
Fuck

>>26325860
I don't particularly enjoy mindbreak.

>>26325888
I don't think she's brainwashed or anything.


she just enjoys a bit of playing pretend.

>>26325916
it's called make believe, not play pretend.

>>26325919
again, pardon for not knowing the proper terms.

>>26325881
I don't know why I find them hot, but since I started watching the show I haven't been able to get off to furry stuff anymore.
I used to love it, now it just feels boring and bland.

>>26325633
Sure, wisdom isn't something you born with. probably there was many issues, but I bet Celestia found a way to solve them in a "different" way than... our rulers in our history.

The only disaster she wasn't able to solve properly is happened to Luna, her own sister. Indeed it would be too boring to live in perfect world when there is nothing to learn/fight for. Even gods sometimes meets the issues that makes them cry. Is that a sign of weakness? No, I don't think so. More like vice versa.
Sometimes, to be perfect you need to be non-perfect.

>>26325757
Do I know you?

>>26325925
When i first started watching the show i didn't fap for a month, After a bit i started again, Not doing it nearly as much as i used to though.

>>26325838
addendum: obviously, if i just zapped past mlp on the telly i would assume it was a childrens show, what with the ponies an all. but upon learning better i simply don't go oh-god-why-do-i-like-this, because i haven't been spoonfed the stereotype that as a male this is for some unspecified reason a bad thing to like.

>>26325950
This. I had no need to fap when I normally did, I just browsed MLP threads.

>>26325935
I have to admit, "Do as I say or I'll revoke your sun privileges" is a tactic most real-world rulers would kill for.

>>26325925
>>26325950
Turns out the show kills our libido. That's, that's just fantastic.

>>26325950
>>26325965
Shit guys, you too?
I thought there was something really wrong with me.

>>26326002
>>26325990
>>26325965
>>26325950
It's not just me?

>>26325990
>>26326002
Yeah its really common I guess...
still kinda creepy though.

>>26325990
>>26325965
>>26325950
Holy shit. I thought there was something really wrong with me.
I suppose the overflow of daww that ponies cause taps our testosterone flow?

Image limit by the way. Continue in a new thread?

>>26326038
Not sure why Newfoals don't bring this up more, we are posting as Anonymous after all, also yeah someone get on that new thread

>>26326038
>>26326052
HEY TRIPFAGS

CHOP CHOP

We ain't got all day!

>>26326064
I could make one, but no Dweebs allowed.

>>26326080
No Dweebs and No Ponies? Sounds good to me!

>>26326104
>>26326104
>>26326104
>>26326104
>>26326104
>>26326104
New thread