wups, i meant to post this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XibVs_o2ePI

I've only seen a couple episodes of MLP: FiM, but I still smiled when I heard Equestria Girls. Awesome to see that the production team is so willing to acknowledge the fans.

my original plans being scrapped, the new one consists of Applejack caring for you after you get hypothermia.

time for me to work an angle i've not done before: angry-worry. i doubt you'll HNNNG, though, but you might, if you've a thing for that.

>>26321937
Post Humanoid Ponies Please

>mfw listening to extended Equestria Girls version
>mfw bronies is said

>>26322050
uuuuuuuhg Applejack?
can I just go sleep outside instead?

>>26322127

no, you dink, it'll work. i've made the impossible work before, and this is FAR from impossible.

When this whole fucking pony popularity thing started, I just kinda rolled my eyes and moved on.

Fucking /co/. Is there any cartoon you won't mindlessly flock to?

That's what I thought. Then I accidentally watched an episode. Then I downloaded the whole first season. Finished it in two sittings. I enjoyed myself immensely.

Sometimes I forget that popularity is no indication of quality. I really should try to keep that in mind in the future.

Adventure Time and that stupid fucking show with the talking blue jay still suck, though.

>>26322123

>My face when bronies is said

>>26321543
this.

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Download links for episodes:
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>>26322297
whoops

I guess I'll post some more crap since I'm still scribbling.

Half of Servine's request.

Any requests at this hour? Or are ponies finally dead?

>>26322317
Fuckin' Spitfire has to deal with this breakdown all the time.

>>26322317

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rztF25s1MRo

>>26322343
haha. I love it

>>26322343
Not dead, just tired.

>>26321981
thats pretty damn legit

I told you I'd go be Galvatron! now Derpy is no longer connected to me! I am finally free of her once and for all!

>mfw synchtube just died

>>26322343

Draw Twilight and Rarity sucking on eachother's horns simultaneously

I find it odd that The Hub would send a promo to a website filled with illegal links to download the episodes and furry lesbian stories about their kids' show

But, I guess being a new and relatively unknown network, they're lovin' the exposure. I suppose they just don't give a fuck at this point and will love any attention they can get

>>26322389
what were you watching?

>>26322123
>MFw bronies was said
I hate everything about this steaming shitpile of a fandom, but keep crawling back to feed off it.

>>26322403

yari's room of course

>>26322411
naturally.

>>26322310

>>26322393
Did they actually send it to EquestriaDaily?
If so, Hub is retarded.

>>26322384
Hello.

>>26322384
Hello Mr. Galvatron. Have you seen Megatron? I'm supposed to deliver this letter to him. It's marked as high priority.

>>26322142
well it's not that I don't like her... she is just so boring
if you can make her seem interesting then that would certainly be a feat!

>>26322427
I think it was.

Hell, someone's gotta watch their show and buy their toys. They're embracing the only fandom they got.

>>26322410
I know that feeling.

I think the term "bronies" came from that shithole of a chan, Plus4chan.

>>26322393
There show is furry dumbass

>>26322410
Alright I'll bite

Why would you call it that? Honestly, how is it so terrible?

>>26322428
wait for it.....
>>26322434
FOOL! I WAS MEGATRON!

>>26322427
>>26322393
To be fair, Seth hasn't really messed up anymore. I think Cereal is keeping him on a tight leash.

>>26322443
should have sent it to derpyhooves.com

>>26322434
Derpy Come back! Here's Megatron. RIGHT HERE!
>>26322455

I USE TOO MANY FUCKING ADVERBS

>>26322456
I see a lot of hostility towards EQ
what is up with that?
is it just the fanfics?
cuz a lot of them are pretty damn good

>>26322471

>>26322465
No one knows about that place, not even myself. Is it even in the linkboard?

Evening Bronies, I have an /r/ I'm hoping someone can help with. I want to hunt down some pony pixel art. possibly of the 64bit variety. I want to make some ponies in Terraria. However, google continues to let me down.

Anyone able to help a brony out?

>>26322453
mlp is not inherently furry.

no physically anthro animals.

>>26322479
feels good dont it?

>>26322465
They're in the process of rebuilding/rebranding the site. Most of the dudes have jobs, so it'll take some time. I know I go there when the new episodes came out.

>>26322337
>filename

>>26322456
Blog Brony is a dumbass, how his shitty fanfiction blog got off the ground is beyond my level of comprehension.

>>26322490

Not yet anyway. The old series had it's fair share of anthro looking creatures. I'm curious what Season 2 brings, for better or for worse.

>>26322491

NO

New kloud arts

>>26322490
By people's dumbass definition it is. If the blog is furry the show must be furry as well

>>26322508
why adverbs are pretty cool.
quickly running

fuck I'm high, let's make baked bads

>>26322497

>beyond my level of comprehension

That's probably because you are retarded.

>>26322510
I bet Celestia tastes like pure concentrated Friendship.

>>26322510
pfffffhahaha oh Celestia that is good

>>26322528

>>26322532
Trolls don't taste like friendship...or apples

>>26322510

and look... more new Kloud arts

>>26322524

haters gonna hate

>>26322471
You look rather happy, for a decepticon that proceeded to dig me a new basement only to fill it with lubricant as you wept openly...

>>26322505
What, like the Diamond Dogs? I hope they come back, Rarity needs more gems sometime

>>26322543

>>26322427
yes

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/extended-equestria-girls.html

>So I was digging through my email, and came upon something from hubtv.com.

>They would like me to let everyone know that it will officially air on Saturday after their Hub Family Movie. Here is the exact quote! "This promo spot that will debut on air after our family movie on saturday. The promo uses original voice talent from the show and has some special lines in tribute to our favorite Pony fans"

>>26322392
i've decided to start smoking drugs right just now

can someone post a pic of lyra and that magenta pony in episode 1? i'm on a humble cricket modem and cannot watch youtube episodes.

>>26322529
It's fanfiction. About fucking ponies.

I never understood why there would be so much demand for it.

>>26322555

>>26322528

>CD Covers
>No Linkin Park
>No Dragonforce
>No Drowning Pool

Son, disappoint I am.

>>26322559
Derpy, Starscream is dead look >>26322485
this Galvatron sure is a jerk! you should keep your daughter fare away from him!

>>26322488

Going to assume then no one can help me. Guess it's back to graph paper and frustration.

>>26322484
It's the new lame form of trolling

You see, some trolls ended up liking the show, but still troll the fuck out of the threads

>>26322582
>he likes Linkin Park

>>26322566

boy oh boy, i wonder if i'll be one of them.

don't worry, i know i won't.

>>26322591
oh dude
check ponychan

>>26322488
>>26322591
Search for Desktop Ponies

All are pixel art. About 32 bit.

>>26322591
Don't forget to post the results here.

hey you guys, has the stats brony posted anything recently?

>>26322566
thats not bad but im not sure what to think really since they said brony which is a 4chan term and no doubt kids will find this and google search "bronies".
btw is that pinkie's VA?

>>26322582
Why do you hate Spike so much that you would give him such disgusting musical tastes?

>>26322573

>>26322617
Stats brony stop postings stats a long time ago bro.

64 bit you say???

>>26322582
>mfw you don't know Boston R.E.O Speedwagon, Fog Hat, or Grand Funk Railroad,

>>26322621
Pinkie Pie's singing VA is different than her normal VA, but I do believe that that is the real singing VA

>>26322613

Ah, thank you, these work nicely.

>>26322576
It's a popular and accessible cartoon, and fanfiction has the lowest barrier to entry of all fan works. It was inevitable.

>>26322621
You worry too much.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=brony

>>26322621
I googled bronies myself and the third result is this: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/do-bronies-wasn-to-be-ponies.html

Oh lawd.

>>26322638

shit, yeah i left for a few weeks and ive only been back for a little bit

>>26322427
>>26322427
>>26322427
>>26322427

> Did they actually send it to EquestriaDaily?
> If so, Hub is retarded.

^THIS

>>26322590
Oh dear...Dinky clung onto Megatron before he had his fit!
I hope she is ok.

>>26322659
>brony - Memebase: Rage Comics, Forever Alone, Y U No Guy, Troll ...
fourth on down fyi

>>26322645
A WILD PONYBRO APPEARS!

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/newbie-artist-training-grounds-day-2.html

I am doing this. They will die under my mighty heel.

>>26322668

>send exclusive pony material to pony fan-site with most traffic.

why is this retarded again?

>>26322559
Now, we don't need this getting said ever again huh?
>>26322590
that's obviously Galvatron

>>26322666
You too?

This pony shit is like a poison man, it's killing me but i love it so much.

>>26322621
I don't think kids will distinguish bronies from ponies

>>26322668
Well I'm still kind of confused. Did they send an "express" copy of the video to EquestriaDaily, or did they just send a link to the video already on their website? Because if it's the latter, that's not so bad.

>>26322675
but Derpy! Megatron was the only thing keeping child services away!

>>26322628

>Why do you hate Spike so much that you would give him such disgusting musical tastes?

Spike is supposed to be a baby. He doesn't know those bands suck so bad yet.

>>26322685
Just butthurt it wasn't here.

>>26322678
That's a Ponymer

>>26322661
In my experience in these threads, the answer is a resounding "yes"

>>26322693
kids are smart bro. my little brother knows how to delete his history and he's 5. and their hearing isnt bad either

>>26322706
>implying that babies have bad taste in music

>>26322686
how many times do I have to kill you!?

>>26322621
The promo was sung by Pinkie Pie's singing VA, Shannon Chan-Kent

Andrea Libman is her speaking VA, I think...

>>26322493
Anyone want something stupid?

>>26322709
Seth came from /co/ so by proxy EqD is a /co/ satellite site. Which means it was for us!

>>26322699
Oh Bullshit, we all know that program is broke as fuck.

Dinky is in obvious danger, they won't do shit.

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Wow, let me acknowledge the fact that you agree and be an obnoxious cunt too

>>26322713
Especially if it's sex related.

If i remember corrected i voted No on that pole.

>>26322732
By that logic it's really for Something Awful, and do you really want them to send it there?

>>26322722
you can't kill me. I will just come back to annoy you again.

>>26322724
Huh, cause they matched those VAs really well.

Pinkie Pie/Fluttershy has the same VA, but they don't have a singer listed for Fluttershy, meaning the VA likely sings Fluttershy's parts.

>>26322706
Well he's bound to rebel against Twilight's music taste, sooner or later.

There's only so much Alanis Morissette you can take.

>>26322694
they literally sent him the promo for an "exclusive" preview. it's available for download on Mediafire:

http://www.mediafire.com/?qqjpe7lf8f9nrf2

this extended version is not available on the Hub's website, but the shorter 30 second version is

>>26322734
they stop doing shit when she said her step dad would destroy everything good in there life.....ironically enough she said the same thing at school, now no one laughs at her

>>26322739
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>>26322739
What?

>>26322767
Isn't it ironic...

>>26322710
I thought by Ponymer you meant a pony polymer so I drew one

I dont think it looks very good :(

>>26322668
>>26322427
You know who else went to ED? Daniel Ingram.

Fuck off.

teaching kids about shipping since 2010

>>26322761
I could kill him...
Just hold him in place.

>>26322761
damn your G1 popularity!

god I love 4chan filter

>>26322766
yeah, Andrea sings for Fluttershy, Shannon sings for Pinkie

>>26322706
NO FUCKING EXCUSES

>>26322784
MLP:Friendship is Chemistry

>>26322777
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>>26322777
NICES DUBSTRIPS

>>26322794

>Pinkie x Twilight

Except that ship sucks.

>>26322806
Why's that?

>>26322769
Well that's fucking stupid of them.
If I wanted to, I could email Fox News about how The Hub is freely and openly communicating with a site that makes pornography based on a little girl's TV show

I won't, but I'm just saying

>>26322820
>facehoof
so bad i used a pony pun

>>26322794
I love that tingly feeling when you read a really good shipping fic.

God i'm such a huge faggot.

>>26322784
i had the exact same thought

except it was a polymer composed of many ponies linked together

>>26322778
>>26322778
>>26322778
NO, it's not. It's just very unfortunate!

>>26322828
>implying anybody takes anything Fox News says seriously

>>26322836
You sure are. But if it makes you feel any better, actually, I don't have anything good to say about you in this spoiler box. You're still a faggot.

>>26322827

the ability to banish terribad posters from my sight at a whim is the best thing since the abacus

>>26322844
>implying everyone is smart enough to not listen to Fox News
Oh to be ignorant

>>26322836
Those had better be TwilightxTrixie or PinkiexDash fics.

What...happened to this thread?!

It looks like a fucking war zone...

Does anyone have a 254x138ms paint request?

>>26322864
I hate both of those ships with a burning passion

>>26322803
hmm, not even the great Optimus Prime can stop me!

The equestrian Banner is red.

Just plain old red, nothing fancy.

>>26322767
pretty sure Fluttershy listens to the Strokes... for obvious reasons.

>>26322874
OCTAVIA. NEVER ENOUGH OCTAVIA.

>>26322870
Looks like an average thread to me

>>26322851
then suddenly i realize there are no male pony dolls so who are the young girls going to play marriage with?
MFW

>>26322884
smells like communism!

>>26322870
It JuSt NeEdS sOmE lAUgHtEr

>>26322884
Yes, red. Simple, red flags. Dyed in human blood

>>26322870
my kind of thread!

>>26322864

Got a list of said fics in regards to those two ships that could be considered "good"? I don't normally read shipping stories and I wish to test my tolerance mettle.

>>26322828
The first thread on EqD right now is asking people to draw a pony jumping, preferably on a pogo stick.

Even Fox News would laugh at you.

>>26322864
It doesn't matter man, Even crack shipping is awesome when pulled off correctly.

Except anything with Little Strongheart, that buffaloe fucking sucks.

>>26322870
Its the best kind of thread

>>26322828
Except they dont post porn on EQD dumb ass. There are fanfics with suggestive scenes in them... but thats about it. Its subtle if there at all.

>>26322694
They sent him EXCLUSIVE copy. Speical for EqD and "bronies".

>>26322906
>>26322917
Well, it appears I have been shown who is the boss.

Don't I feel dumb now

...>_<
Sorry.

>>26322896
Moar like absolutist Monarchie, bro

>>26322880

Yeah, not a lot of people share our love of Snails x Big Fagintosh. One day though, one day!

>>26322828
Again, I just think this is the case of the Hub wanting any exposure it can get at this point.

The Hub is a new network that many people still have no idea that it exists. They see some crazy ass fanbase spreading the word about not only pony but the channel itself, and they decide to flow with it. I imagine that got them pretty excited

Plus, I doubt any Hub executives have actually scrolled EqD for more than 10 seconds. This promotion was likely developed by some dude in their promo department that browses the interwebs and has noticed how this cult fanbase has formed

>>26322880
flarity is the best ship hands down

>>26322934
And I apologize for calling you a dumb ass. I thought you were one of those type of people... interpret how you see fit.

>>26322937
i prefer facist dictatorship personnaly

>>26322934
You could always tell fox news about "Ponies in Panties."

>>26322870
I've seen waaaay more warlike than this, Mark.

>>26322946
Hey now, cults can give pretty good exposure to things.

>>26322946
What about Transformers? Anyone have an idea how their fanbase is reacting?

>>26322950

>Best ship
>Lesbo shipping one of the only canon straight ponies on the show

>>26322950
I like Trixie/Luna.

>>26322510
... I wish I was one of those guards...

>>26322960
jesus christ T-mac, you fucking sucked

>>26322960
I always wondered how humans fared on the moon.

>>26322962

headline: MLP FIM turning little girls into lesbians and grown men into gays.

>>26322981
Those guards wish it was you...

>>26322984
pretty good thanks to your sister

>>26322962
Well yea there is that but those pics arent the fault of EQD. The pics on eqd are sometimes suggestive with horn sucking and what not. maybe even some poni licking poni here and there, but its never full blown porn.

>>26322979
Hey, there's always a chance that Rarity's encounter with Blueblood made her a lesbian. Or at the very least Bisexual.

>>26322828
Hmm... I support this idea, actually.

Can you do that? That would be a good thing.

>>26322987
>implying thats a bad thing

>>26322987
It's not gay if they're nearly all female. Just, you know, animal sex

>>26322992

and EVERYBODY wishes to be ZOIDBERG!

>>26322980

>Trixie x Luna

That pairing is an old gem. Twilight hijacked Trixie from Luna though of late. Luna is once again so ronery without any decent shipping at all, along with Fluttershy.

>>26322995
>those pics arent the fault of EQD.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/art-drawfriend-stuff-ponies-in-lengerie.html

Seth uploaded them himself.

>>26322994
Glad you guys stuck around to keep her company for that millenia...
wait.

>>26322906
Something to do at least.

>>26323002

good luck explaining that to the morbo religious lynch mob that would attack faust

>>26322979

goal to become a trophy wife =/= straight

If anything Rarity is probably metrosexual.

So sweet and tasty

>>26323011
NO ONE WISHES TO BE ZOIDBERG! NOT EVEN ZOIDBERG!

>>26323018

i never really saw why these were such a big deal.

its pretty fucking tame considering whats on here 24/7

>>26323024
I like it

>>26323027
>Metrosexual female

Just stop.

Something new.

>>26323031
i remember seeing that in a gif and laughing because she just stared at it

>ponies in panties not the greatest thing since gyrobowls
>not putting your gyrobowl in the refrigerator

>>26323018
There was a bit of a backlash against it at the time though.

That said, the suggestive/creepy stuff is gradually working its way back into the art posts now.

>>26323027

as the leading Rarity expert, i can say that Rarity is bisexual, but believes that anything she does with women "doesn't count".

Just so everyone who's interested is aware of it well ahead of time, there will be a pony drinking game tonight at 10 pm Eastern Standard time.
So gather your drinks, prepare your bodies, and grow some thumbs on those hooves; it's Pony Tales time.

>>26323031
>about to be too hasty

>Been hopping around /tg/ all night
>Go to /b/ for a change of pace and see a pony thread
>Wonder if there is a pony thread on /co/
>Pony thread top of the page

Also, congrats on having the coolest production team/network for a show ever. I never see fan stuff get aired.

>>26323047
>Rarity
>female

you stop.

>>26323063

im 4 beers deep, can i still play?

>>26323037
>its pretty fucking tame considering whats on here 24/7

At the time people made it seem like such a huge fucking deal. Now I wouldn't even bat an eye at it.

>>26323048
wondered when something like this would be made

>>26323018
Yea he uploaded them but like I said. Its suggestive! Are their pussies hanging out? Are they sucking a massive cock? No. So while it might be suggestive. Its nothing that bad. He didnt make them himself. He just uploaded what he thought people might like. Have you seen him upload full blown pussy/cock porn like I know we have seen in these threads? Didnt think so.

>>26323073
>rarity
stop

>>26323063
>>26323075

>10pm eastern

nevermind, ill just continue my own drinking game

>>26323021
nah Megatron left someone with her for that long, turns out he too could use the company

>>26323073
oh, you're one of THOSE people.

>>26323092

nice linear growth

doesn't compare too well to dash's exponential growth

>>26323075
You have 18 hours until the game starts.
I think you'll be okay.

>>26323034
Now now Galvatron. We talked about your "anger problems". We don't want to have another accident do we?

>>26323092
Rarity clearly is the greatest pony of all time, no contest.

>mfw this WHOLE thread
fuck it imma play halflife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc

>>26323120
It's been objectively proven with pony math, it must be true!

>>26323116
silence! I am making a device to hurt your hopes and dreams!

>>26323125
I love this song. And half-life is the shit

Why was Pinkie Pie's pansexuality never explored in fanart?

I figured that she would be a fucking freak in the sack.

>>26323132
damn right. this guy lives in my state

>>26323063
What kind of "bad" is Tales.? The "campy but somewhat funny" kind of bad or "why.jpg" kind of bad?

>>26322980
Me too
>>26323014
Fucking Twilight has Celestia, ruining my OTP an shit

>>26323131
daaaw you look so cute sitting at that table. Do you want your blankie and milk?

>>26323141
Holy tits. I am so jelly

>>26323144
Well.
It's a mixed bag.
On the one hand there's a core cast with personalities that drives the story.
On the other hand, it's completely normal adventures like going to school and having dances and the like in a setting that is pretty much our world except with ponies who wear clothes and often walk on their hind legs.
One of the rules will be to drink whenever a pony has breasts... This will not be a rare drink.

>>26323163
sweet robot god! why are there two yous!?....holly shit I'm Megatron again!

>>26323179
but what if synchtube is still down?

>>26323157

Well if it makes you feel better, Luna still shows up with Trixie in quite a few pictures and stories. Although they aren't directly paired with each other often.

>>26323174
yeah he'slocal to seatle along with every good aternative band and grundge band

>>26323179

pony breasts? jesus fuck

>>26323179
Well now I'm all excited. Maybe I'll remember not to show up at 12:30 like last week.

>>26323186
They have 18 hours to get their shit together.
If they don't then I'll hold it the next day.

>>26323112
Dude I started reading the second part

I had to stop when the unicorn outright told her she was the most beautiful thing she had ever seen. I don't know why, it just hit me in a way I can't explain

>>26323184
>Popcorn

>>26323179
>pony breasts

this is for the Octavia request and my going to bed now. later everyone

Alright, I need a fanfic, and nothing from Semi. It could be anyone else's 'clopfic', though. If you could direct me to a specific scene that stands out, that would be great. Because I want to do an art of one. Any good ones?

DEM UDDERS

>>26323179
>On the one hand there's a core cast with personalities that drives the story.
Okay, this sounds okay.

>On the other hand, it's completely normal adventures like going to school and having dances and the like
Just like FiM.

>pretty much our world except with ponies who wear clothes and often walk on their hind legs.
LULZ.

>>26323225
damn fucking captcha messing up and not posting the pic!

>>26323231
Fallout: Equestria.

Littlepip getting shot.

>>26323203
I don't know how to take that.
Should I apologize?

>>26323066
about to be pummeled into dust?

>>26323243
IMPRESSED

>>26323231
anything by Butterscotch Sundae

>>26323203
That happens sometimes, I usually get up and start walking around when it happens.

People abuse their powers of the English language to disturb you.

>>26323231

mine are good (i've been told), but they're all humanized's.

http://snarky-bastard-inc.blogspot.com/

there's quite a few stories there, though, so just root about the archive thing.

>>26323258
>>26323249
Specify, please.

>>26323231
http://buttersc0tchsundae.deviantart.com/#/d3emo7p
Look for the Body Slide scene.

How about Foalin Around with the CMC by Hotsauce?

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1sderxKjjeP2fhEBXTdMU_5_lCNBlVqbViuroxdCZzAA&pli=1

>>26323179
>One of the rules will be to drink whenever a pony has breasts... This will not be a rare drink.
Should instill a special penalty if one gets an erection, like downing the whole bottle until your shame dies of alcohol poisoning?

>>26323073
>>26323105
I've done enough nice things lately. Might as well indulge in some sin and degradation.

>>26323231

Here's a funny Trixie x Twilight story called Mane Event. Draw the part where Trixie is muff-diving into Twilight.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AeGmcSqzSZVDbgQ3Sk43caNLe5WwLJNJvZ4hf4uVDl4/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=COS1sfAM&pli=1#

>>26323274
>>26323278

You people are terrible. Ive read both of them, I'm a terrible person.

>>26323278

Oh, and the specific scene is the one where the I narrator gets a blowjob from Sweetie-Belle

>>26323270
As always, Fluttershy is maximum HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

>>26323273
The little shit, to the right.
She is a literal bullet sponge in the fic.

You could go ahead and read the fic and do it later, it's a fun read.

>>26323203
I'm honestly curious.
Were you horrified, embarrassed to be reading such tripe, moved to the point where you couldn't take it?

>>26323270
holy shit! DECENT! EFFORT!

>>26323291
What did trapity i mean Rarity ever do to you man?

That's mean.

>>26323204
I don't know why I will never be free of Derpy! I don't know why I am back as Megatron! but know this Starscream: I know I can take my anger out on YOU!

>>26323291
YOU DID MY REQUEST! HOLY SHIT!

>>26323325

>>26323299
>Sweetie looks up at you with her big, adorable eyes.
>Cum immediately

>>26323325

I wish BrotherPrickle would start up with the clopfics again. I always enjoyed his stuff.

>>26323348
I was about to say something similar.
He was also an all around nice guy.

oh hey pacce, this is for you!

ok now off to bed!

this thread is shit as shit.

what the fuck am i supposed to do with sync down?

>>26323157
>>26323325
>>26323293
>>26323246

Holy shit I just realized this all the same story

Deleting

>>26323355
>>26323348
He was an all-round awesome dude.

Too bad he's gone forever and ever.

>>26323270
Hey, check your facebook.

I didn't add you.

>>26323299
I'll draw you up whatever I think you is supposed to look like.

Yes, many decent ideas, thank you. I shall post the results tomorrow.

>>26323319
Let me go you piece of scrap metal

>Mfw talking about Fallout: Equestria
>It updates.

>>26323359
Nicely done.
Also, I now know your secret identity.

>>26323334
Why, because I said a pony telling another pony she's beautiful was beautiful?

>>26323368

who are you

are you the Asian chick i met at WonderCon

>>26323381
secret identity? OH MY!

who am i?

>>26323394
you are me, silly.

>>26323394
Well...
Can you keep a secret?
So can I.

>>26323309
The third one. Sorry about the suspense

>>26323401
YOU ARE ALSO ME, FOOL.

>>26323394
This thread is awful.

I finally got around to reading rose-tinted, why is this story so fucking awesome?

APPLEJUICE.
DRAW A PONY JUMPING ITS ASS ONTO A POGO STICK.
LIKE THE STICK GOES UP THE ANOOSE.
DO IT YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD

>>26323409
Really?
Huh.
Well, I'm sorry it rendered you incapable of going on and I'm sorry if I perhaps brought up some unpleasant personal stuff accidentally.

>>26323261
I wasn't disturbed. Why would you read something that disturbs you?

>>26323404
huh? who?

>>26323419
Because it was written by alcohol. Alcohol just likes using the name chistery.

One last scribble before I head off?

>>26323393
nah, I'm AppleJuice. I'm just looking at your facebook page.

With my pants down, touching myself and imagining my semen coating your glasses and running down your face.Not really. That would be gay. But you're probably into that.

>>26323368
Thanks for taking my request, Applejuice.

My sick ass, sick ass request.

>>26323394
Also, sorry those pages are gonna take me so long to colour.
I am very slow and I want them done just so.

>>26323446
Sweetie Belle on a kite.

>>26323436
"looks like i'll have to take some chistery before work then! off i go!"
-Lauren Faust

I'm in the process of writing a lengthy erotic story since we have little diversity in the writing community and few authors are currently producing them, but I keep getting sidetracked by wanting to browse pony threads. How do you other writers stay focused?

http://youtu.be/pTPqjKk_xCo

>>26323429
I was only incapacitated for the moment, I will go on. I have no personal issues, it was just so lovely and I'm a big softie

>>26323427
For the EqD contest thing? That's a good idea.

>>26323452

i can promise you one of two things: either i'd be aroused, or i'd bite your dick off and smear the blood on my face like my Apache ancestors' warpaint of old.

>>26323446
Colgate/Romana taking OPPP's hoof between hers and pressing it against her cheek.

>>26323460
hey, if you're doing more than pushing vanilla colors and adding background to it i am already impressed. quality takes time my friend, don't worry about it.

>>26323418
Bitch be crrrrrrayzeeeeeee

>>26323488
Okey dokey.
Well I'm glad then that I didn't harm you and I think for the information that my story actually moved someone.
Stuff like that keeps me writing.

>>26323473

poorly. i'm a massive procrastinator anyway, so it takes me about five minutes to write a ten-sentence paragraph because i'm switching between windows.

would take longer if i were using a PC, though. glourious Mac master race.

>>26323473
one hand down my pants and the other hand trying to type

>>26323473
Alcohol and anger.

Also, whenever I come to a thread on /co/ and do a quick ctrl F search for "Butters" and can't find anyone talking about me I am suddenly refocussed into churning out another story.

>>26323055
How so? like what, post examples

>>26323519
Er, I thank you etc. etc.
I meant.
I R GUD RIGHTER

>>26323525
"GODDAMMIT APPLE WORK

STOP NOT CHARGING
May 18 at 8:38am"

I knew you were gay, but I didn't know you were a faggot. :3

>>26323464

>>26323488
I read a pony fic quite along time ago that triggered my PTSD for a event that almost killed me. It was Loyalty, and the event was I went into a flat spin when my parachute malfunctioned. Fuck you HFPS, i still get chills when I think about it.

>>26323530
BUTTERSCOTCH!
I was just thinking about you and requesting art of your sexy works!
For anyone else, I'd feel awkward about that.

>>26323530

my fellow attentionwhore.

it's a sad lot in life when so few recognize our obvious superiority to them.

>>26323525
Meh, never cared for macs or PCs. Always liked linux but due to the fact that there is hardly any software that supports Linux, i am stuck with Windows XP or 7 (depending which computer I am on)

>>26323530
what you want me to throw your name in here somewhere for every thread?

>>26323530

Did you finish the second part of that Twixie story yet? What the hell is taking so damn long?!

I dunno just... pasta

porn.

>>26323547

yes, that was directed at my charger, which broke after about a year of constant abuse and transportation. seriously, there are computers in active warzones that have endured less punishment then what i put this baby through in three months.

fixed the problem, and it's all back to shiny now. thank god i didn't have to use my dad's PC.

>>26323566
I love attention whoreing.

So much.

does Snarky Bastard have an OC?

>>26323581
but why pasta

>>26323591
Seems awfully tame for porn.

>>26323610
because pasta is amazing!

>>26323615
the correct term is "saucy"

it is quite a saucy pic!

more porn

did this ever get finished?

>>26323496

>>26323607

yes, but not how you'd expect.

somebody (i forget who) drew this for me after i mentioned... SOMETHING, it's a bit fuzzy.

it's because i post Big Boss and Shepard a lot, is why they're in it.

i DO have a stud stamp, though. which i may get done as a tattoo.

>>26323628
Awwww....

>>26323581

Hey Vincent! Can you draw me a picture of Trixie making out with Twilight's mom, please? Extra heavy duty on the sexy. So heavy that I might actually have to spoil the image if I reposted it. Thanks!

>>26323624
I like the product placement

Railgunner needs to get to finishing this already.

>>26323624
Nope. Thinking about commissioning Disco to color it, seriously one of my favorites from him ever.

>>26323607

>>26323628
And she's asleep too.
That makes it cuter and also kind of sad if I think about it along with my fic...

>>26323651
there is a more updated version, and there is an EVEN more updated version than that, I watched him work on it in a stream about a week ago
the man spends a fucking hour on every pixel I swear

>>26323641
lol'd, not sure why. Maybe the pic?
rockman?

Anyway, I need to either be productive or go to sleep.
...
Good night!

>>26323663

>>26323628
Man, SB, you're kicking ass as a drawfriend.

Scramblin' eggs seriously my fav thing to say about scootaloo,

>>26323689
Nite

>>26323682
I know that, but I don't want to see a half-finished picture with a dreamy distant promise that it'll be done soon, soon, soon.

>>26323702
>>26323651

i am literally breathless from the Horny.

>>26323714
hah.

I know how you feel, getting horny from a chicken.

>>26323712
I don't think it will be done soon though.
Why are you dumping 34 in here anyway lol

>>26323700
I tried to sit down and do something carefully and it kept coming out like shit, so I just decided to do scribbles. Low stress, fun, and hopefully decent practice.

>>26323729
Because I can. why?
semi-abusive

>>26323682
OCD is a terrible, terrible disease.

And that's all there sadly is of Scootaloo that's to my form of liking.

>>26323556
I just noticed. Thanks Pacce!

>>26323578

Yes please. May I suggest the following sentences?
"Where's Butterscotch?"
"Hey guys, has Butterscotch written anything lately?"
"This thread sucks without Butterscotch."
"That pic reminds me of that awesome story Butterscotch wrote..."

>>26323579

Goddamit anon! I've got a real life of sorts that demands my attention for time to time ... actualll, the story'll be finished in around a week I think.


>>26323566

Hey Snarky! I prefer the term "acute narcissist" to "attention whore"

>>26323734
Too true. That's why I could never be in the 'big leagues' with the other prolific drawfriends, I dick around too much.

Sure is cub porn around here.

>>26323772
>cub

son, wharglbharlb.

>>26323771
thats why people like you though lol

>>26323686

Maybe... *sniff* ...maybe. Alright, yeah, caught me again.

>>26323766
...Those sentences remind me of the ones Homer wanted in the Itchy and Scratchy show whenever Poochie was off-screen.

>>26323772
>cub porn

But they're foals.

>>26323770
>obvious superiority
i cannot believe that actually irked me.. oh well

spoiler'd for COCK

would human lick pony?

>>26323817

every time i see this picture, i always think, "it's like smearing honey into Keira Knightley".

>>26323809
It's a generic word in the furry community for this kinda crap.

>>26323840
into? that's hot.

you know Faceless, you're really not making much of an impact. not on me at least. teeny modem strength won' t allow whatever it is the hell you're posting. BUT! if you were to release your trip to a few of us anons, we'd be able to easily flood these threads! think about it! your profit increases tenfold!

>>26323817
Only if they were greased up like piggies with margarine and i had to chase them down.

>>26323203
>>26323309
Sorry my post was so confusing, I meant it was very good

>>26323795
were you one of the guys that was telling me how to draw the Heavy earlier?

>>26323860
I already did release my old trip, #void
I "usurped" it from some dipshit spamming the /b/ pony threads.

>>26323795
Lol... what's the new interest in TS' mom, now? Enjoying the milf more?

>>26323797
Anon, stop telling people my secrets. Almost all my humour is warmed-over Simpsons quotes.

Also, I love the railgunner pics, Faceless! Although I'm tsundere for Disco, I'm totally yandere for railgunner. Sigh.
He has such a beautiful understanding of light.

>>26323641
jonny 5 needs moar input, specific, what are they doing?

>>26323840
‎"i mean, look at Keira Knightly! she's just an ironing board with a face, and she... works..!"
April 19 at 1:03am

okay, i'm done with that. bye, Nick

>>26323882
I can't tell if you're a really dedicated troll or not.

>>26323899
Truly! He has an eye for lightning and detail like nobody else.

...and rabu is such a bishie~

>>26323921
He seems to be a r34 enthusiast as far as I can tell. A passion I like to think we share.

>>26323932
Yes, I am, albeit I sometimes dabble in heavier r34, which ultimately led me to become semi-hated everywhere.

>>26323932
Are you that dude who uploads everything to Paheal?

>>26323946
Nope. I keep to myself and save everything I can get my grubby hands on.