Dr. Molestia!

>>26253316

keep it in one thread ponyfag

>>26253321
I don't think she does.

>>26253316
>>26253321
Is Issac getting faster?

>>26253327

ZE VURLD!

>>26253327
noice

>>26253262

You hear that anon, you wouldn't want to do anything to ruin Twilight's first thread. Would you?

>>26253327
I'm glad you weren't hit by a bus that exploded when it crashed into another bus, as previously reported.

>>26253327
I'm so glad you didnt get hit by a bus

>>26253356
Ah sure wouldn't. Ah'm the best thread poster you'll ever find.

>>26253327
Oh shit! Zombie!

so i was relabling some of our servers today.

Pikamena
Witch of Parties. Her nature is Laughter.

>>26253327
Very good indeed!

Stop making these threads every fucking hour of every fucking day.

>>26253353
>>26253354
>>26253357
>>26253366
Thank you, and also thank you for the concern, I guess

>>26253393
I bet the last server is stays 20% cooler.
because of convection and all

>>26253393
Nice.

>>26253414
Filter the keywords if you want, we don't exactly make ourselves difficult to avoid. One thread at a time, always with keywords.

>>26253414

>>26253414

No bro, sorry.

>>26253414
Why?

>>26253414

>>26253414
You should filter the threads or use the catalog so you don't have to use the front page

>>26253407
I'm glad you like it.

>>26253414
Very well!
We shall continue making them every other hour or so!

so guys, I bought a couple G4s today (Twilight and Pinkie, I already had Fluttershy) and I'm going to style their hair properly. Twilight and Fluttershy's was pretty easy - I conditionered it down and I'm gonna trim it later.

But Pinkie's hair came out of the box looking more like Fluttershy's than anything else. Should I:
- Try curling it around a pencil or something (not sure how well it'd work, never tried with pony hair)
- Braid it and leave the braids in for a while (will work, but unless I make the braid huge it'll be crinklier and smaller waves than her actual hair)
- Fuck you we don't care about the toys

>>26253393
Being on the bottom of the stack makes Dash's server 20% cooler.

>>26253393

work just got better

>>26253484
The spoilered one.

>>26253448

Because it's fucking annoying seeing Pony and Homosuck threads on the front page every time I come here. At least the people in the AT, RS, and Transformers threads don't make a new thread every hour.

>>26253414
lrn2minimize

also kill yourself

>>26253484
Curl it around a pencil or a straw or something, it does work. somewhat

>>26253509
Tell them to post more so then they can have a thread every out hour.

>>26253509
They don't love it as much as we do.

Applejack sucks and nobody likes her except incest shippers.

>>26253514
Oh, a straw sounds good! Thanks.

Back to lurking for me, carry on.

Y'know, we've really been ragging on Rainbow Dash for the last couple of days, dissing on everything from her looks compared to the rest of the cast, to her moral integrity.

Let's give one of the flat-out coolest ponies a break.

>>26253484
Wash it.
Condition it.
Put in curlers (real or Macguyvered).
Leave em in for 24 hours.
Seperate the curls and move em around.
http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-Wash-and-Curl-My-Little-Pony-Hair

>>26253509
>he still browses by F5ing the front page!
Seriously dude this isn't 2003 anymore
Do this
>>26253462

I every one talking to a saging person? every time I hover over a quote it doesn't show anything.

>>26253527

More people love those show than Homosuck and Pony. And they don't spam they're threads all day.

>>26253511
>>26253527
Oh shit it's getting closer

>>26253484
Here's a neat guide that should help with Pinkie. Go with the straw/bobby pins method, and use thinner straws so you get tighter curls. More in a sec.

>>26253561
Yeah, I keep some leave-in conditioner for this kind of thing.
>paper clips
Why did I never think of this. Fuck yes.

>>26253509
I can only apologise for having a different opinion than you. That's all you're getting, run along now. Filter the thread so you don't have to see it any more.

>>26253567
>>26253509
See
>>26253462

>>26253583
Here's someone's after said method, and I believe a bit of trimming. Used four cut straws in her mane and three in her tail, I believe. It's worth noting that you should give it way longer than you think you should after the boil-perm to make sure it's totally dry. Otherwise it won't come out right and will be a pain in the patootie to redo

>>26253327
Hey Plant Man, good to see you alive.

>>26253645
Oh that looks awesome. Thanks again! I am off to make this shit happen.

>>26253557

Dash is the best pony. It is to be expected that she'll have the most haters. Some are jealous, some are hipsters (I hate RD, she's so mainstream!), and some are just retarded. Nothing you can do but ignore them.

>>26253648
I was never in any danger....now get that awful thing away from me.

>>26253569

Twilight's mind was growing hazy. Trixie's spell on her was growing stronger by the second, and she can feel every nerve and muscle in her body gradually relax. She wanted to fight back. She tried casting her magic, but it was getting harder for her to concentrate or think. A heat was building up in Twilight's body, and she couldn't help but let out little moans.

"Too strong a spell for you, Twilight?" Trixie cooed playfully. Her voice was so soothing, so seductive...Twilight's eyes met those of the blue unicorn.

"Wha...what did you...?" Twilight started to whimper, but her words were quickly interrupted as Trixie's lips met her own. Twilight gasped gently, feeling the magician's long, slender tongue rub against hers. Her taste made Twilight moan in ecstasy, feeling something warm drooling between her legs. Trixie broke the kiss, with Twilight's tongue still hanging from her open maw, a long string of drool oozing over the blue unicorn's chest.

"You loooove my taste, don't you, Twilight?" Trixie murmured, raising an eyebrow.

Twilight's cheeks were growing hot. She looked down at Trixie, who lay just between Twilight's legs, her tail playfully coiling itself around her back legs. "Y-yes, Trixie..." Twilight squeaked, her head so possessed by the spell that she was unable to do anything other than obey.

Trixie chuckled softly. "That's The Great and Powerful Trixie to you..." she whispered. Her voice was like ear candy for the hypnotized purple unicorn. She clung on every last word.

"Yes...Great and Powerful Trixie..." Twilight moaned. The words oozed so smoothly off her lips, as if it was her instinct to call Trixie that, and only that.

"Gooood girl," Trixie said in delight. Twilight could only whimper and moan helplessly at the praise, her pussy burning with need now. "Submit and obey, and The Great and Powerful Trixie will take good care of you..."

aaaaaaaaaand I'm back again after a long hiatus of dealing with finals and school projects and graduating and shit so by now, most of you probably don't even remember I was doing this! So here's the skinny.

Making some albums with a collection of songs that fit the ponies. Currently planning 7 albums, one for each of the main 6, then one for side characters. If you folks could help me out by suggesting some songs to add, that'd be lovely.

Just give me the following in your post:
Pony the track is for
Song title
Song Artist
Youtube link

I'm looking for about 20-25 suggestions for each album, 30-35 for the side characters if we can swing it. I will accept multiple songs from the same artist but they have to be for DIFFERENT characters (i.e. Pinkie Pie can't have 2 Ke$ha songs or something). For side characters, I'll take suggestions beyond 3 per character but I can't guarantee more than 3 will make the final cut. If popular demand calls for it, I can pull a character off of the side album and give them their own but you guys have to give me enough songs to work with to make that possible. And remember folks, diversity is generally good. We don't want 20 suggestions for Dash being ALL metal or or hard rock or something like that.

I will start posting what I currently have in my next post

>>26253684

Think you made that closeup close enough?

Hi, I would like to be as awesome as my favourite pony, Rainbow Dash. How to be like her?

>>26253663

I ship straight Dash because dyke ponies are so mainstream.

Dash is the best wonderbolt. It is to be wonderbolts that she'll have the most wonderbolts. Some are jealous, some are wonderbolts (I hate RD, she's so wonderbolts!), and some are just wonderbolts. Nothing you can do but wonderbolt.

>>26253716
First, make sure you're not a chicken. This is an important step, so don't fudge it.

>>26253707
Twilight
you're not alone - Chicago
Star - Erasure
why can't we be friends - Smash Mouth
Star Line - Genki Rockets
Bein' Friends - Mother vocal album
Thank You for Being a Friend - Andrew Gold
Twilight - ELO
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing - Jack Johnson
Magic - Rabbit!
Reach for the Stars - S Club 7


Applejack
Simple Things - Mr Hyunh
I Love a Rainy Night - Eddie Rabbit
Forever in Blue Jeans - Neal Diamond
Song of the South - Alabama
Take me home country roads - Hermes House Band
Diggin' - cowboy bebop


Pinkie Pie
Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows - Lesley Gore
Sleep on the Dance Floor - The Postelles
Parrot - Stepdad
Carameldansen - Caramell
Candy Pop - Heartsdales feat. Soul'd Out
Tik Tok - Ke$ha
Party Hard - Andrew W.K
Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
Wraith Pinned to the Mist - of Montreal
I Came 2 Party - Space Cowboy
Get Happy - B'witched
Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
60 Revolutions - gogol bordello
99luft Balons - Nena
hello - Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette
Where do they make balloons - They Might Be Giants
The Art of Partying - Municipal Waste
i want candy - bow wow wow
Shake Shake Shake Senora - Harry Belefonte
Raise Your Glass - Pink

Dash
All This Love - The Similou
I kissed a girl - Katy Perry
Taiyou no Mannaka - Bivattchee
Because I'm Awesome - The Dollyrots
Boy's Best Friend - The Postelles
Dare - Stan Bush
Sonic Boom
City Escape
Colors - DJ Taka
Helix Nebula - Anamanguchi
Ride the Wind - Poison
Thunderstruck - ACDC
Rainbow in the Dark - Dio
Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
Always - Erasure
Number 1 - Manowar

>>26253716
genetic engineering.

>>26253663
My favorite is Rarity, actually. Just, in some of the threads last night, folks were kinda hard on her, so I'm trying to get us into Dash mode for a little while.

>>26253737
Fluttershy
Dangerous and Sweet - Lenka
Just Apathy - Talley Hall
Hello Pansy - Mihimaru GT
Can You Feel the Sunshine
Step on Me - The Cardigans
Changes - Stars
I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing - The New Seekers
Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses
Shout it out loud - Kiss
Ladybug - Rabbit!

Rarity
Opera Singer - Cake
Killer Queen - Queen
Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe
The Fear - Lily Allen
Just an Old Fashioned Girl - Eartha Kitt
In Your Eyes - Kylie Minogue
The Fear - Lilly Allen
Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me - Tata Young
Start Wearing Purple - Gogol Bordello
Girls on Film - Duran Duran

Side character album:
Derpy
Jumbo camera - NHK OST
Always Safety First - NRBQ
A Horse with No Name - America

Luna
evil thoughts - foxy shazam
who will i be tonight - gold motel
that's okay - the hush sound
God Damn Sun - swans

Zecora
Voodoo Lady - Ween

Gilda
bad reputation - joan jett

Scratch
Falling down (remix) - Space Cowboy feat. LMFAO

So guys, never watched MLP but after seeing so many threads I have become a little curious. Can I ask you something? Forgive me if some questions sound stupid:

1) Do I need to be a furry to really enjoy the show?
2)Do I need to know something before watching it?
3)Is this one of those show that starts "meh" and then become awesome after some episodes or the beginning is already a good example of all the show?

Thanks in advance

>>26253684

>>26253760

>>26253748
>People were hard on a cartoon character I like
>meanies :(
Also its not our fault Rarity's probably on her back taking some stallion RIGHT NOW

>>26253755
In this order:
No
Yes, all the episodes are available on youtube. Most of the time in HD
Yes. Start with at least episode 3 or 4.

Ancient image from the Ancient Days.

>>26253695

Gonna be needing some more of that story, mang.

>>26253777

>>26253755
1) No, it has some nice humor for any age
2) Watch the first two, they are going to be like "oh god this show its so fuckin cheesy", but it gets better on episode 3
3)Yes, after episode 3, the first two are for character introduction

>>26253755

1) No

2) It's overhyped. It's good, it's funny, it's not ugly, but it's not like your eyeballs will melt from awesome when you watch it. It's just a kids show that's far better than by rights it ought to be.

3) Yes. Specifically, the two-part pilot is considered by many to be rather weak and not indicative of the overall tone of the show. The usual recommendation is to watch the first 4 episodes before deciding whether or not you like it.

>>26253796

>schlick
>implying females watch MLP

>>26253695
There had better be more than that.

>>26253781
You seem to be implying I would mind.

She IS the sexiest pony, after all.

Ok, I want to go back to the thread that you guys said I was hit by a bus in, but I have no idea how to use the archives. what do? or is this even possible?

>>26253755
The die hard will tell you the pilot is good and not as bad as people say
They lie
It smacks of the girl show tropes most people are scared of.
Watch Party Of One, its the best breaking-in episode, and dont worry about knowing which pony is supposed to have which personality because its blindingly obvious
No furfaggotry needed, the shows just... funny. You'll see.
Watch the episode I told you (25 I believe) to get your love going, then just work your way through the rest, and have a good time
Welcome to the herd

>>26253550

Damn, why the hate on AJ?!
I've already explain that because of this damn pony, my love for white people have changed from hating those people, to learning how to appreciate them.

Because of this, my new girl is white, and life couldn't be any better.

But I don't think getting a white girl is work to begin with. Also, she does not know my love for MLP.

>>26253755
It's the kind of show that you watch and say "Why the fuck do people like this" so you watch another episode, you still don't know, another, another, another, and then you finally realize you've been enjoying it and hate yourself for a few hours.

Then you just wholeheartedly love it and start alienating all your friends.

>>26253823

>>26253726

Woah there.

>>26253695
You're the one from IRC who's really into "mostly consentual" brainwashing and turning Twilight into a BDSM enthusiast, aren't you.

Keep up the good work.

>>26253831
yeah it's possible, here

http://www.google.com/search?q=http%3A%2F%2Farch.413chan.net%2Fmlpgeneral%2F+%2Bhit+by+a+bus&ie=
utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

>>26253831
Uhh, I could go digging I guess. What day did you get hit by a tornado?

>>26253845

>>26253797
>>26253820
Oh, there will be. It's just a little portion of a longer story I'm working on. Thought I'd throw it in along with the image color request from the last thread.

>>26253857

I think I'd rather have FF instead of Dash, but that's just like, my opinion man.

>>26253831

http://arch.413chan.net/co26223303.html

ctrl-f 'plant man' and the first post is the one that started it all.

>>26253787
>>26253804
>>26253833
>>26253844

ok, many thanks

>>26253857
Problem?

>>26253755

>1) Do I need to be a furry to really enjoy the show?
not sure if troll

>2)Do I need to know something before watching it?
the moar you mocked it before you see it the more you'll be addicted to it, if you were indiferrent to the shitstorm you will pretty much keep a healthy attitude afterwards and you might not even trully appreciate it

3)Is this one of those show that starts "meh" and then become awesome after some episodes
that, some people (very few) might not like it at all
>or the beginning is already a good example of all the show?
in terms of quality yes, but it's moar sailormoon with horses than it is similar with the rest of the show

>>26253867
>>26253880
Thanks!

>>26253844
This is exactly what happened to me.

>>26253755

Basically what everyone else said, with a minor addendum to the third bit.

I wouldn't say the show starts out 'meh', but the pilot two-parter is considered by some to be merely ok compared to the rest. Personally, I disagree, but that's just me. I will admit that it's not quite like the others. Nearly every other episode could be considered a good example of variations on the show's standard fare.

>>26253823

Correction: Rarity is the second most sexy pony. The Great and Powerful Trixie is the sexiest pony. Disgustingly hideous green hair to all who disagree!

>>26253842
> white girls are easy

Speaking as a white guy, yeah. They kind of are. Just ask them what their secret creative obsession is and pretend to care. Then take them out for light dancing and impress her with some wine and good conversation and never, ever, ever be a douche.

You would not BELIEVE how low their standards are. You'd think girls are used to jackasses or something.

>>26253760
OH GOD

>>26253755
1. No, you don't need to be a furry to enjoy it, I'm not a furry and I fucking love MLP.
2. You SHOULD know that the first two episodes are lame and cliche, and that you should start with them anyway because they develop each ponies' character.
3. See above.

>>26253874
I'll be waiting.

All work and no play puts a damper on Pinkies day!

>>26253886

>>26253908
>Or at least thats how I do it in dating sims

>>26253833
Why people hate the pilot?

I thought the fighting scenes at the end were pretty tense even if kinda cliched.

>>26253755
1. That's funny. You're a funny man.
2. Nope.
3. It's a show where you know you'll like it or hate it after four or five episodes. It's generally considered that those giving the show a should skip the pilot two-parter since it's misleading of what the other 24 episodes hold in store.

>>26253908
Incidentally this IS pony related because white hipster chicks can't stop being thrilled I'm butch but like girly things. You'd think secretly their own fascination with being different pivots on outdated gender and social norms.

All right, I am SO tired of this... I have most of the 4chan userscripts for Firefox people tell me to use, but they never seem to work right. When the auto updater goes off, none of the new posts work with any of the other features, the quick reply doesn't work, and all kinds of other problems.

Here's what I have installed:

4chan Filter
4chan X
4chan Quote Inliner
/b/ackwash reloaded
4chan X Updater
4chan Inline Image Expander
Linkify Plus
4chan Post Counter
4chan Sauce
4chan: reveal spoil images

I imagine I have WAAAAY too many of these turned on, but I've been experimenting, and I still gets tons of problems. Is there a "magic mix" I'm not aware of?

Rainbow Dash has the most physically attractive appearance but Applejack is mai waifu

Ha! My one hater wants me dead, but I can't believe all those guys actually did care. I've gotta save Servine's screen cap once he gets on.You guys are awesome.

RARITY WHAT HAPPENED

YOUR MANE IS SO UNKEMPT

>>26253914
>2. You SHOULD know that the first two episodes are lame and cliche, and that you should start with them anyway because they develop each ponies' character.

Implying it takes a whole double fucking episode to go "OH, SO THE PINK ONE LIKES FUN, THE WHITE ONE'S STUCK UP..."

Sure is /b/ in here today

god I hate tripfags

And for fuck sake Plant Man could you stop posting non-pony images

pony should lick pony

>>26253971
Holy fuck

Just use 4chan x, /b/ackwash, 4chan filter, and linkify plus.

Jesus.

>>26253993

Cry more.

>>26253968
That's so fucking obscure.

>>26253955
No, really. Actually-really. This is how I have actually dated actual women and had several actual short-term relationships, all of which ended amicably.

1. Don't be a douche
2. Be interesting
3. Listen to them and reflect on what they're saying
4. Bathe and dress like you know what shape your body actually comprises
5. Don't be afraid to mention geeky and nerdy things, but say it very fimly as "Yes. This is what I like." and don't ever ever state it as though you're hinging on HER acceptance of it. Major turnoff for me in guys.

>>26253971
just get chrome and get 4chan+, it does most of those things for you

only downside is that it doesn't have a filter and any other filters don't work with its grab-new-posts-and-update-page thingy, and the developer's pretty much gone AWOL, but you get used to it

>>26253995

Pony should most definitely lick pony.

>>26253982
OH LOOK HE'S ROLEPLAYING WITH PICTURES HOW COOL

>>26253971
Remove all of those
and
Update to the newest 4chan X, it does most of that stuff by itself now

>>26253964
>>26253914
>>26253903
>>26253890

Wow, so many answers. Thanks to all, I will watch the show now, maybe next time I'll join the discussion

>>26253988
>the white one's stuck up
>I NEVER WATCHED THE FIRST 2 EPISODES GUYS IM COOL NOW

>>26253982

You drew me a lot of awesome Rockmare pictures. For you, all my love, all the time, for all times.

>>26253984

No bro!

>>26253993
Fine, you do have a point. Also,
>Complaining on 4chan about things you don't like

>>26253787
>>26253787
>>26253809
>>26253833
>>26253890
>>26253903
>>26253914
>>26253964

Man everyone grumping about the pilot. It's not bad, just nonconforming. I think as long as whomever watching knows ahead of time that it's the odd story out shouldn't have any problems. I certainly wouldn't say skip it as some have, if the person's patient or wanting to watch it of their own accord. Now if you're trying to shut up some asshole, then yeah, throw something like 25 out there and be done with it, but if there's actual interest, just go in order.

>>26254064

I fucking love that picture!

>>26253953
>Fly away with two stallions
>Still considered dyke

>>26253960
Because its the most girl-show-cliche of all the episodes, has little-to-no bearing on any of the other episodes (Oh, I get it, she has to write letters to Celestia).
People have a hard enough time just saying "ok, fine, I'll try the show", so surely we should be recommending the episodes that are actually enjoyable. God knows I gave up on the show after the pilots, only to be won back after a friend made me watch twitchy tail (Alligator in the tub, the very second I fell in love with the show)

Any drawfillies here?

I'd like a picture of... Gilda. Gilda doing... Gilda things.

>>26254055
>not bad, just nonconforming

It's a pretty boilerplate "this is all the characters, now let's GO DEFEAT THE EVIL POWER!"

That said, it's so much fucking better than most, because none of the characters make me want to pluck out parts of my memory OR my eyeballs. See: The Strawberry Shortcake Movie.

>>26254064
I recognize X and Zero, who's the bitch on the left?

>>26254028
>>26254017
>>26254009
Thanks for your help!

The quick reply still isn't working, though.

>>26253995

I'm still not sure how that isn't happening all the time.

>>26254015
You are fat. Your mating habits are indifferent to us, your arguments invalid and your tits though big relatively undersized for your overall mass.

STFU we don't care.

>>26254089
> being with / associating persons of a certain gender
> they must have teh hawts for them

Fuck you. I work with women and have conversations with women all the live-long day and Goddamn it all I want is a boyfriend.

Pony licking pony~

>>26254043
No problem bro!

Ok, who ever is spamming the megaman pics you can stop. I don't think you're helping.

>>26254109
What's happening?

I just click a post number, it pops up a window, type away, and hit submit.

I don't ever check the quick reply box, and it seems to work fine.

>>26254114
G1 understood it's importance. They had it in the opening!

>>26254098

like water skiing over a shark tank?

>>26253327
Awesome, I specially like your Luna! Glad you didn't get hit twice by a flying, exploding bus driven by an angry bear as the rumors would have!

>>26253695
I was gonna compliment o the coloring and comment on how I wanted to have done a better linework, but then I read the mind control thing. I'm very disappoint, Nanaki. That wasn't the idea behind the pic at all.

>>26254055
>Only painfully cliched episodes of the whole show
>Nonconforming
Surely the problem is the other episodes dont conform to girlshow norms while the pilots DO?

>>26254107

>who's the bitch on the left?

That's Axl from Megaman X7 and he sucks.

>>26254163
Now we're getting somewhere.

>>26254168
I've played the originals
the first three X games
and Command Mission

>>26254163
At least post some 34, man.

To be fair theres an awful lot of peoples that do reccomend to skip the pilot because its not indicative of what really happens in the show.

Which is why its told to skip. Not because of quality but its just different enough

>>26254098

You mean like Rainbow Dash?

>Season 2 will give RD a boyfriend for an episode.
>Fandom will disown the episode to preserve their precious fanon.

>>26254153
That works. Go for it.

>>26254041
>Gives her tail to a dragon
OH I SEE SHE HAS A HEART OF GOLD
ALL OF HER INCESSANT BITCHING AND TRYING TO KEEP UP AIRS IS NOW IRRELEVANT BECAUSE OF THE ONE GOOD THING SHE EVER DID
>IN THE CHEESY PILOT

>>26254124
> holy shit pony fans can detect fatness through text on the INTERNET!

>>26254157
Thanks, I'm glad you like it. and 'Im glad that I didn't get hit twice by a flying, exploding bus driven by an angry bear also!

>>26254176
ROBOT BITCH DOING IN A MLP THREAD

>>26254213
You've never really heard of sexuality and romantic attraction being fluid, have you?

>>26254145
>it's importance

>>26254233
That's the benefit of HTML 5. It also has a built in sarcasm detector.

>>26254223
Wow, it's like you don't even watch the show.

>>26254144
That window isn't popping open.

At all.

And the thread isn't updating by itself.

>>26254213

>I die a little bit inside

Then probably write several strongly worded letters to Hasbro.

>>26254015
It is implied this anon has actually dated people
You know this must be true because he keeps dropping his wealth of knowledge at the slightest provocation

>>26254165
Eh. I don't think it's as bad as you make it out to be, but if you really feel that way, that's ok. Hell, you're probably doing more good than you know, building it up to be horrifying, so when folks see it their expectations will be exceeded.

-alternative answer-
'Oh here you dropped this'

Shit now I need to see Fluttershy as a Red Lantern. Any artists about?

>>26254270
I don't have a Rainbow Dash reaction image that agrees with you hard enough.

I have to uninstall everything else for 4chanX to work? 4chanX doesn't seem to do anything when I just disable the other stuff

>>26254261
Have you restarted... I'm guessing Firefox, after disabling all your extra scripts?

>>26254247
See? They are already trying to subvert it before it even comes out!

>>26254213

Rarity crushing on Prince Blueblood and giving come hither eyes to the colts before the Gala began doesn't seem to stop people from making Rarity into a vag-hungry lesbian. I doubt a boyfriend for Rainbow Dash would do much either. Although, the Rarity shipping has died down quite a bit while all the other ships not Rarity related continue to sail. Fluttershy is pretty stagnant too, shipping-wise.

>>26254291
Problem is, Red Lanterns are now implied heavily as being those with grudges, bloodlusts, and vendettas. Fluttershy was just having a very very very bad night.

She wouldn't be chosen by a ring.

Fuckin' shit I want that picture too someone FUND IT.

howdy all

>>26254233
All actual girls in the internet are either fat, hideous or both.

No matter which one applies we still don't care how you get laid.

>>26254311
Fanon will find a way

>>26254314
>Rarity shipping has died down

"Sugarcube, we should talk ..."

>>26254325
>YOU! ARE! GOING! TO! LOVE! ME!
Star Sapphire or however those pink lanterns are called.

>>26254301
Yuppers, still nothing.

Doesn't matter, Chrome is almost done downloading. Thanks for your help!

AppleJuice doesn't like you guys anymore.

>>26254325
Well of course. Everyone loses their temper now and again. Just though it would be fun to see. 's like noone's going to seriously suggest Pinkie get a Yellow power ring JUST because something like 25 and that dumb fanfic.

>>26254311
No, I mean having a boyfriend or having a girlfriend doesn't prove anything but that they're interested in the individual.

Bisexual erasure is a real bitch.

>>26254370
Hell, if you bent it right you could go Orange with that moment.

what does pone taste like

>>26254393

Hi Applejuice.

>>26254098
Soon as I can use the computer with the scanner attached I have something.

>>26254370
Yeah, she'd get a Pink Ring and be so much less retarded having it than Wonder Woman.

You heard me. Wonder Woman was the worst Bearer of them all.

>Don't like Rainbow Dash
>Couldn't give a fuck less if she got a boyfriend

Feels decent man.

>>26254430
Rarity tastes like Passion Fruit

>>26254335
Those were all tips about dating women. From someone who has apparently dated women and men.

So ... male OR female.

>>26254325
Twilight would a red lantern

>>26254455
Goddamn I just read that last night, and then I read through all 24 issues of Brightest Day this morning

>>26254393
Truth about AppleJuice is it makes me sick.

>>26254407
Yea, but in a show for little girls, do you think they will cover topics as complex as sexuality? Probably not. If they give her a boyfriend, she's interesting in colts.

fapfic request delivery time. Humanized Cheerilee x Twilight.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kv5CuWnv_55wERIgyMIrz2sZ-aecQSxT4WwRk7rrBvw/edit?hl=en_US

>juice says he is leaving but always comes back

i hope he is gone for good this time but im sure that fat sack of shit is still here lurking without trip

>>26254368
Sorry, Pinkie... Rarity likes the penis.

A LOT.

>>26254502
You spectacular bastard.

>>26254511
I like Juice. Best drawfag here.

>>26254502
Hey man, going good?

>>26254502
that sounds horrible what a shitty request

>>26253327
I fell out of my chair laughing.
Plantman you are a scholar

>>26254495
>she's interesting in colts.
I feel that way about any woman who can wear a strapon with confidence.

Juice

You can't fuck my marker in another thread

That's not how it works

Pony lick pony brains

>>26254201
Yes, like Rainbow Dash.

>>26254492
Apple juice makes me shit explode out my ass.

>>26254542

Busy. Frustrated. Worried I've lost my touch.

But otherwise well, thanks for asking. How's your momma?

>>26254560
Just going to say it: that is fucking awesome.

>>26254495
Fanon is a world so divorced from canon you'll just have to admit something approximating real-world sexuality as valid.

Because raging about it won't do anything but make YOU tired and THEM laugh.

>>26254502
Oh god! I don't know if i was the first to, but i know i did request it! Let´s get on to reading.

>>26254615
But Madmax was seen at the Gala

Bronies, does anyone have SUPER HAPPY pictures?

My storage locker got broken into, I lost at least 107 transformers and 400.00 worth of back issues...

I'm not a very happy brony right now.

>>26254615

>implying real world sexuality isn't canon.

Lurk moar, newfag

I had a draw idea.

AJ and Derpy as Sam and GERTY from Moon.

>>26254654
No, Faust confirmed mammalian reproduction, ie real world sex.

Sex is not sexuality.

>>26254574
What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to each other?

>>26254623

Yeah, well, who ever requested it didn't give any details. Then one of my favorite artists came along and requested a story with details, but no specific characters. So I combined the two requests. Hope you don't find it too kinky.

>>26254630
REALLY?

anyone have the screencap of madmax complaining about the incest comments and saying she hates /co/ now

>>26254455
If you say so... I don't even remember her doing anything there. Maybe in her tie-in, I don't even know.

>>26254690
I left them next to my bigfoot photos.

here are my notes for the next few things i'm doing. did them while i SHOULD'VE been taking a placement test for college.

and yes, the Humanized versions.

Vinyl Scratch: a concert, then love in a limo/elevator/apartment.

Applejack: snowed-in while hunting.

Pinkie: March 14th is Man's Valentines' Day, or Steak-and-a-Blowjob Day, and we already know Pinkie can't cook for shit.

Luna: wouldn't you pick up a sad, crying girl as you drove past her? because i sure would.

and then, i've got CELESTIA written here, with a bunch of things in the general neighborhood of NOPE.JPG and BUT HOW.JPG, so i guess that means i've got nothing for Celestia.

>>26254679

Real world sex implies real world sexuality.

Ponies getting married is canon. So that's real world human sexuality.

>>26254679
Most mammals can into homosex.

Lurk moar.

here's a request i got from DA
Dash babysitting filly Fluttershy
it was my decision that it would take place on a holiday in October

>>26254690
Who's Madmax?

>>26254690

No, because such comments don't exist. She says she still likes /co/.

>>26254726
That guy from that movie.

>>26254687
Granted, this isn't a screenshot, but still.

>>26254724

YOU CAN'T KILL THE BOGEYPONY RAINBOW DASH!

>>26254744
so madmax, megasweet are girls

>>26254560
Oh wow!
She has little venom balloons for a cutie mark!
That's pretty awesome.

>>26254744
Did we start caring at some point?

>>26254716
>Humanized

>>26254778
MegaSweet is a computer it has no gender.

>>26254778

Madmax is a girl.

Megasweet either has a vagina or a penis. Or maybe a girl with a penis.

>>26254767
Yeah but all the tripfags are girls though

>>26254679
Really now. You could have fooled me, what with how sexuality and sex are jumbled in with the human experience and what we impress on our literature and other creative works.

>>26254723
Is lesbianism canon in MLP? All we have seen is monogamous straight pairings.

>>26254806
I'm no woman.

>>26254798

No. Megasweet is Lauren Faust. And RS is Craig McCracken. And together their baby will be the second coming of Christ.

Holy shit!

This guy >>26254380 here! Got Chrome all set up with 4chan Plus, and it's like I'M A LEAF ON THE WIND!

Thanks to whoever it was that suggested it!

>>26254790

yes indeedy.

http://snarky-bastard-inc.blogspot.com/

you cant blame anyone for leaving /co/ all we talk about is horsesex and dicks now

not that im complaining about it

>>26254806
I wish...

>>26254816

human sexuality is canon. Lesbian is a part of human sexuality.

>>26254816
There's the Lyra/BonBon thing but it's not really shown explicitly

>>26254827
Look I know you have penis envy but you've just got to live with how you are.

>>26254841

>>26254816

Lyra and Bon Bon are, pretty much.

Maybe Derpy and that pegasus she's always hanging around with. Uhh... Raindrop, is it?

>>26254872
get your tubecock out of my pony thread

>>26254816
> is lesbianism canon

The best we're going to get is a Gargoyles- or Static Shock-style aside from the creative team saying "Yeah they're totally gay but, you know, kid's show.

See: Notice how Ritchie in Static Shock was ALWAYS on about how awesome girls were and Virgil would just look at him like "... Really."

Captcha: FEELINGS ocraing

>>26254845
Pacce when are you streaming the MLP movie?
I don't want to miss it. Last time was so awesome.

>see /co/ rave about this show
>think it's bullshit
>see /v/ rave about this show
>decide to watch it
>watch the first episode
>hate it
>a few weeks later
>busy procrastinating
>decide to pick it up again to kill some time
>suddenly can't stop watching this shit
>Realize that I am slowly coming to love this show
>I'm up to episode 21 now
>mfw

Now I'm torn between Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie as my favorite pony

>>26254848
No, sexual reproduction is canon.

An asexual can have sex. There can be sex without sexual orientations.

>>26254887
haha, that's an mlp comic.
I know, kneejerk.

>>26254806
i wasn't this morning
could have changed during the day

>>26254842
I am. Seriously though, there is a lot we could talk about (like how to improve certain characters for example) but it's always dicks dicks dicks lesbians candyvag fanfiction fanfiction with you guys.

I still love you guys

No I don't

I have a request If any one is drawing right now.
No, I;m not going to draw it myself, what fun would that be?

>>26254650
Ouch...

>>26254896
Strange, huh?

>>26254896
It has a way of getting around your defenses.

>>26254899

human sexuality is canon

See: Mr. and Mrs. Cake

>>26254913
You remind me of this person.

>>26254923
It could be because you used the term 'bronies'.

Also we try to limit personal comforting here.

>>26254899
Ponies have been shown pair-bonding. Attractions to other individuals is part of romantic attachments and sexual orientation.

Sexual orientation is implicit.

>>26254923
Super happy pictures? Fine
human nature will ensure that there will always be suffering in the world

>>26254889
It's been a long time since I've seen Gargoyles - was it something to do with Demona? I can't quite remember.

>>26254954
I'm more like this guy.

>>26254922

>No, I'm not going to draw it myself, what fun would that be?

Holy shit, do I ever know that feel. Why draw my own stuff when somebody else can do it for me? Requesting pictures, all day, erryday.

>>26254913
I agree

is it wrong if I think another purge will help?

Rarity used her sexuality in the final episode to get Caramel and whoever else to pull the carriage for her and the rest of the cast to the Gala.

Not to mention Spike's constant horndogging.

>>26254971
Sexual attraction between two same gender ponies has not been demonstrated or implied in the show.

You have to remember how to separate fanon from canon.

>>26254954

He reminds me of that autist on youtube complaining about pony 34.

>>26254913

>candyvag

People keep saying this. Where the hell did it come from? What the fuck is it even supposed to mean? That ponies have have vaginas made out of candy? What the fuck?

>>26254884
>>26254850
Lyra and Bon Bon don't exist in the canon. they're interchangeable background characters that fans latched on to after they happened to be sitting next to each in on shot of an episode

>>26254895
Not sure.
Maybe next weekend.
This weekend it's either gonna be My Little Pony Tales or CMC.

>>26254982
Nah, this is you dead on.

>>26254998
Yeah.

It would probably make things worse.

>>26254977
I think it's ... is it Bronx who's Word-Of-God Gay?

I think it's him.

So ten years from now someone on staff will say "Yeah, Dash REALLY had a thing for Starfire. Several. Stubbly, vibrating things.

>>26254650

>>26255017
That, m'boy, is a story worth the hearin'.

Maybe someone will tell you.

>>26254994
I like drawing my own crap, but when I want a picture to turn out better than I'm capable of doing, I pitch the idea to another drawfriend.

>>26254982

You're more like this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqeCq5X9D3g

>>26255017
No, they taste like candy.
It's among the very first discussions that FiM threads ever had.

>>26255009
No. You just simply stated that no manner of sexual or romantic attraction has been hinted at when there are clearly committed and loving married couples in canon.

Your hangups on what may imply for same-sex relationships is your own deal.

>>26254922
Make Derpy as Blizzard Man

>>26255017
>That ponies have have vaginas made out of candy? What the fuck?

Yea, that was explained in episode 5. Don't you remember?

>waiting for season 2

>>26255094
Well I was actually asking for a request, not taking them...but what the hell. Sure thing. Blizzard Mare comming up.

>>26255012
I'm not really complaining, I'm just saying this is all we do now.

>>26255024
Pony Tales!

>>26255017
It was originally a Rainbow Dash thing, as we had decided that she was the most insanely lesbian character on the show. "Candy Vag" became her first slogan among the fandom along with "Ten Seconds Flat", and the term itself came from the ponies being so incredibly adorable and colorful that we surmised, yes, their vags MUST be made out of candy.

>>26255087
If that is what it seemed like I meant, I apologize
for not making my position clearer.
>>26255009
This is my idea down in it's simplest.

>>26255145
Darn, I thought this was the comic where she sped past the first two frames, and it ended with "ALL the candy vag"

>>26255134
We also post art practice and try to use the hiatus to improve our skills so there will be more decent drawfriends for the second season.

>>26255199
HAMBURGER TIME

>>26254922
Shoot it, let's hear it. I actually thought artists liked to commit their ideas to image, rather than ask.

>>26254958
Uh, I was actually answering >>26254650

I consider myself a brony since we coined the term, AND I can't help but feel bad from hearing about a comic collection screwed over. It's not like threads at this time have better stuff to leave him hanging.

Also another Kloudmutt because it was already set to the folder.

>>26255199
>hiatus
It's called Hamburger Time.

>>26255216
>>26255228
why do we call it that anyway

Why is she so perfect?

>>26255043
>>26255043
FUUUUCK why does that story make me feel so sad. it wasnt even that good.

>>26255199
that's what i'm doing
but hardly anyone notices

>>26255239
Dethklok

>>26255218
Plant Pony getting hit by two exploding buses driven by bears durring a tornado.

>Yeah, Dash REALLY had a thing for Starfire
man, is she gonna be disappointed.

YOU DON'T FUCKING NEED A THREAD TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK

NO CARTOON OR COMIC HAS EVER BEEN GOOD ENOUGH TO NEED ONE

>>26255199
But again, the majority is usually fanfic lesbians shipping and unnecessary drama. Take this how you will.

>>26255239
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msGvEtmR970

>>26255269
>Avatar.

>>26255269
UNTIL NOW!

>>26255241
I don't know, but you mistakenly posted a picture of Fluttershy instead of whomever you were talking about.

>>26255031
Bronx was the dog.
Lexington was the pale gay one.

>>26255269
You know we're past autosage, right?

>>26255031
> Thing for dash
>>26255264

Way to forget the backlink, bro.

>>26255286

>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
>Sorry about that.

>>26255344
Uhh

Well

They didn't like the word 'death', so they suggested using 'Hamburger time' instead to make it not seem so serious.

CHOOSE ONE:

-Have a sexual encounter with the woman of your dreams.
-Be given a full set of g4 pocket ponies (that you cannot give away/sell).
-Get a sneak peek at MLP season 2 but must undergo chemical castration for 5 years.
-Get the sneak peek and can make ONE major decision in the episode but are chemically castrated 10 years.

>>26255272
> fanfic, lesbian shipping
I don't see a problem here ...
>unnecessary drama
The one thing we can all hate TOGETHER.

Enjoy some lesbian shipping. Probably soon to be made into a fanfic. Not very likely to cause drama.

>>26255260
Oh shit man, I knew I'd regret making that up... damn, I... I wouldn't even know where to start... bears, buses... Plant Pony... damn, man, explosions... tornado... oh shit...

I'm not sure I can pull this off, dude, not on a trackpad... heck, maybe not even with pencils, maybe if we could make it a collaboration or something

What's worse, it sounds AWESOME

>>26255367
>-Have a sexual encounter with the woman of your dreams.

Eeyup.

>>26255367
Kill the poster of this reply

>>26255367
do ponies count as women?

>>26255367
The last one!

>>26254686
>>too kinky
Lol, never seen such thing.
Really liked it, a bit short and i can´t fap because no privacy. Later... later ...

>>26255367
Hmm, sex with a woman, or a pile of shitty toy?
Sex with a woman, or castration?
Sex with a woman or change an episode of a TV show

Wow, such hard choices.

>>26255367
> Get the sneak peek and can make ONE major decision in the episode but are chemically castrated for ten years

I don't want children AND like getting fucked, not fucking, so ... option D. Thanks.

>>26255393
Already done!
Well sort of.
It's going to be alluded to.

>>26255409
yes but if you choose pinkie then you just get a real pony spray painted pink to fuck

>>26255395
Well unless your style is ms paint then the art would clash...but yes, it does sound awesome!

>>26255367
I don't have testicles, so ... Any of them?

>>26255433
I want to climb inside Lauren Faust's uterus and be reborn as a pony

>>26255393
Is that Lyra or Doctor Whoof?

Finally got to use the damn scanner. Postin' pencil shit.

>>26255484

>>26255484
That's Colgate, you uncultured swine.

I can't believe that this thread is going to be archived.

There is no NEED for anyone to remember this thread.

Ever.

>>26255484
Colgate, actually.

>>26255495
And an Applejack, now 20% thicker.

>>26255393
There are people who dislike fanfics, I myself don't mind them as I don't read them but the overabundance of them just gets to be annoying sometimes. Lesbian shipping started off as funny at first but now we have serious discussions of what character is shipped with which. Isn't that a bit much?

>>26255367
If I change two episodes can I get completely castrated?
Cause I'm not seeing a downside yet.

>>26255504
YESSSSSS.

I mutilated my own genitals out of disgust of being male several years ago, so any of the later two choices is fine with me

>>26255506
Ok I know her, don't be mad.
Is just the cutie mark confused me.

>>26255528
And lastly this bird creature which has infested my mind lately.

>>26255367
Sex with the MLP:FiM-pony. Can I has?

>>26255549
Gilda has not taken her breakup with Dash very well at all.

>>26255530
>Isn't that a bit much?
No.

>>26255367
What if the woman of my dreams were a Hasbro executive? And then I'd pleasure her SO that I'd get EVERYTHING? That's how you do in AWESOMETOWN, zibba!

No but really, why have just a one night stand, if it's the woman of my dreams... meh.

I thought a hiatus was time taken away from allotted time, isn't this just regular season downtime?

Imagine fucking a pony, you could come inside all you want and never worry about her getting pregnant. I hope Dr. Comet does some work of this show.

>>26255530

>Lesbian shipping started off as funny at first but now we have serious discussions of what character is shipped with which

Battleship are fun, otherwise people wouldn't partake in it.

>>26255610
It's regular inter-season downtime.

>>26255622
I don't have to imagine.

>>26255622
Brofist

>>26255628
Battleship is a fun game

>>26255640
You've actually done it for real before with a Pony?

Lucky guy

>>26255657
>cobblestone

>>26255495
That's really cool man.
If I wasn't feeling like a hack tonight, I'd colour it!

>>26255622
>Dr. Comet doing FiM.

Yeees, excellent!

>>26255666
Well, not a pony or horse.

I know its kind of early but since this thread has devolved into meta bitching and bestiality discussion.

New General
>>26255568
>>26255568
>>26255568
>>26255568
>>26255568
>>26255568
>>26255568
>>26255568

>>26255393
What constitutes as unnecessary drama, exactly?

Seeing as how drama is going to be different from /co/mrade to /co/mrade, drama can be taken seriously and liked or not so seriously and hated.

>>26255622
>Dr. Comet
Nearly got me interested, but I heard he got a job outside the internet.

>>26255688
d-don't tell me...not with a mule?!

>>26255674
YOU try mining out everything one block at a time

>>26255675
I should try inking

Incidentally I stole the idea for putting one of the ponies upside down from someone else because I notice it actually makes the kiss less awkward to draw.

>>26255723
>he doesn't know you can forge cobblestone back into smooth stone

>>26255723
What, you mined that out of a mountain? Why couldn't you have just made it out of smoothstone?

>>26255701
>complain about bestiality
>post pony in stockings

YUP.

>>26255722
No, not with a mule. You just don't fuck things that can kill you with a kick.

>>26253716

... Are there any more human versions by the artist of that one?