>>26213935

I love ponies. That Scootatrap gag fic might be too long, so recommend like a two or three page fic.

Thats not Pinkie Pie...
Or Rainbow Dash
Or fluttershy...

Or any of the good characters

But I can't decide who is the best!

MLP wallpapers are best wallpapers

SERIOUSLY

FUCK SCOOTALOSER
YES I MAD

>>26213985
Generational crossings?

Scootaloo fags are getting fucking annoying.

>>26213979
well sure if they of a resolution allowing them to be used

yfw an MLP fanfiction won the Nebula Award for short story

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/jacketcopy/2011/05/nebula-award-winners-announced.html

also you can read the whole story here
>http://www.tor.com/stories/2010/11/ponies

Starting this thread right.

>>26214001
>>26213989
>stop liking what i dont like

>>26214003

Got any more? I can't find many good Rainbow Dash, Applejack, or Ditsy Doo walls.

>>26214012
Get out of here, Twist. You're the worst pony.

>>26214025

>>26214020

Stop being so fucking annoying about it!

>>26213985
spa ponies would be nothing if they didn't steal rarity's makeup
>mfw I thought I could go a whole season of a girls show without seeing makeup

>Scootaloo
>best pony

Sure, if you like characters with little or no depth. I could understand Derpy Hooves since she's the Deadpool of the MLP universe, but a secondary character like Scootaloo? Get the fuck out.

>>26214027
Now that's just silly.

>>26213971
...i love you railgunner

>>26214027

SHUT UP, FAGGOT!

>twist
>good at all

>captcha: eraping offences

twist needs to die

>>26214025

>>26214025
This is my current wallpaper. It's nice

>>26214047
Begone, whore!

Am I the only one who likes the CMC? Sure they aren't the best characters, but they are really cute.

>>26213900

So, have there been previous rule changes in accordance to cutie marks?

marker gonna mark?

>>26214038
at least im posting ponies

>>26214040
derpy isnt even a character, shes just fanon-overrated background pony i still love derpy

>>26214039

No need to hate.

The Spa Ponies and Rarity are a trio of sexy.

And then Fluttershy joins the sessions and pants explode all over the place.

>>26214089
fuck you and fuck your 30 seconds flood detection

>>26214020
No. You can like Scootaloose. But she aint the best.

so come on guys, the shortest fic you know. Give.

>>26214068

>>26214106
Rainbow Dash married Pinkie Pie and they had babies. The end.

>>26214110
that REALLY needs to be a proper wallpaper.

>>26214103
Yeah she's not. Twist is.

When Twist grows up, she is going to be the hottest pony in Ponyville.

>>26214092
Sorry buddy but derpy is a character(now).

>>26214082
I don't think we have any solid rules. For all we know, a pony out of touch with their cutie mark could lose it. All we know is that you can't create one through magic, and they appear by themselves when a pony realises something they're good at and enjoy doing

>>26214077

I really like them. I hate people that bash them.

But this scootaloo faggot is getting increasingly annoying.

>>26214113
>saying fuck you and fuck your marker to fuck you and fuck your marker post

>>26214106
Ponies licked ponies.
There, short enough for you?

>>26214106
Trixie after losing her house eventually collasped from running. A good mare, seeing her trouble, took her home.

Twilight's mom then loved the daughter she never had, and Trixie was happy to have someone love her.

The end.

>Everyone hates Twist.
>10 years later.
>Everyone loves Twist.
its cause she gives the best blowjobs

>>26214103
>you can like "favorite pony here", but it's not the best

>>26214058
How does it feel that your favorite pony is 1 dimentional dull and a selfish tomboy

>>26214106
I love you but I'm afraid to tell you in case you stop being my friend because I'm gay
I feel the same way
Let's have sex
spoiler: it's 90% of fanfiction in one go

>>26214092

Faust recognized the existence of Derpy and said that she'll at least have some spoken lines in season 2 (and don't call me troll, check the wikia with screens of her deviantart posts). Derpy is officially canon, although perhaps not with that name.

>>26214040

>Derpy Hooves
>Deadpool

Fund it.

>>26214137
if she's all grown up it's too late.

>>26214110

Still a favourite.

We need more FABULOUS rarity.

>posting from being 77 proxies
>can't get new color job up on /co/
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
http://i55.tinypic.com/2cggdnk.jpg

>>26214129
i'm still kind of tired

>>26214122
I Didn't mean to set her on fire!!! why do you keep brining that up!

Shit, it's one minute before I loss control of my life. Might as well post something.

Guys what's so great about Octavia? I mean I don't dislike her at all, but I don't see what makes her so much more popular than all the other background ponies from that episode, I wouldn't have even noticed her

Welp, I'm out for the night. Thanks for having me, bronies.

>>26214110

>>26214122
Yeah all that thick curly hair is gonna make her neck hot during the summer

>>26214143
STOP LIKING WHAT I DO LIKE BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOUD LIKE TO LIKE

>>26214092

Derpy has been developing as a character, and now she's got an official modelsheet for season 2.

DEAL WITH IT.

>>26214151

>>26214122
Only because she's going to be burned at the stake.

>>26214144
feelsgood being best pony

>>26214162

oh fuck.. that's amazing

>>26214134
You know what I mean. I'm supposed to be screaming a fic in rage and putting it up somewhere for you guys. Like a two page fic.

>>26214167
Thank you.
Rest and dream of full fridges.

>>26214122
Because they'll burn her at the stake.

Luna: "You-you sure you don't want anything? I said I'd pay you for hanging out with me..."

Big Mac: "Naw, it's okay"

>>26214166
She's Pinkies sister

>>26214175
<3 Much appreciated

>>26214125

So what's wrong with this?

>>26213858

I always figured Rainbow Dash having giant tits yet still retaining the tomboy mindset.

>>26214162

These tongues burn with a blazing power

>>26214144
you just perfectly depicted rainbow dash

>>26214213
She's hyper-athletic, though. That would slow her down.

>>26214198
I think your confused, she isn't pinkies sister.

>>26214162
That's pure magic bro
The magic of friendship

>>26214162

Oh, my...

whyboner.jpg

>>26214166
Freaking friendship. And style. Seriously, it's just matter of personal preference.

>>26214202
I don't think there's anything wrong with it, personally, and could see it as an interesting extra dynamic as the three try to do something that could possibly be what that cutie mark represented. They're entirely missing the point, of course, but that's the CMC all over.

>>26214202
What anon said is speculative. A cutie mark represent a pony's destiny. I don't think destinies can change, and there hasn't been a pony with a disappearing cutie mark in the show, so it's all fan fiction.

>>26214166
The same reason Derpy started.

Someone really, really likes her, and the love is contagious.

Derpy was the exception because since she was the first she got by far the most attention as any sort of OC is projected onto her from the very beginning. (Pairing her with Dr. Whoof is the same as OC in terms of making up shit)

WHY they are trying to make a one shot character from the finale like Derpy I don't know, but they certainly are trying.

>>26214145
I doubt 90% of the fanfiction lacks characters

>>26214223
They'd be ballast.
For instance, Gilda does fine.

>>26214223
I know a ballet dancer with very large tits. She's not a professional dancer, but still.

>>26214167

>>26214219
Not really, rainbow dash is shown having different emotions, reactions, opinions and behaviors. She is a tomboy, she isnt selfish, she does sacrifice chances for her friends. She isnt totally 1 dimentional as said before.

Scoopapoo so far been "i want my cutie mark, i want action"

>>26214166

She has a very eye catching look.

Sophisticated, hot. The color also catches the eye among the more colorful ponies.

>>26214242
On the other hand, it's never been said that once one is there, it can never go away, so it's all speculation. There's just nothing in the show.

Where can I find the DVD or bluray of MLP FIM? My daughter wants to watch it but my laptop only has a 16gb drive (the 720p rips are 18gb)?

so whose the tightest?

>>26214162

You now realise that having sex with Rarity would be like one of those crazy disney light show sequences?

>>26214193
>>26214182
>>26214158
God damn you guys are fucked up

>yfw Twist plays an important role in an episode in season 2

>>26214252
You can insert any character to those lines. They don't even have to just be two characters.

>>26214272
I'd venture fluttershy, she would be too timid to attempt penetration with anything more than your little finger.

>>26214272
Bug Mac's anus

>>26214275
I want to have sex with twist

>>26214255
Does she do the 100-meter dash in under 11 seconds?

>>26214284

>Bug Mac

/r/ing thri-keen pony

>>26214281
Just to test that I tried it with Mr and Mrs Cake, it didn't work out very well :(

>>26214270
There are no DVDs or BDs. However, I have reencoded the 720p rips to a reasonable size and the entire season is down to 5.84GB.

I'm currently uploading them to MegaUpload. I'll put a list of the download links up in a moment.

>>26214191
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vbr5k80kUTw1HBqg_f5nLw-F0Uemk3csGsuuA8WCw0M/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CI6GqZQO&pli=1#

Make sure the anger really comes out.

>>26214213
Superior

>>26214304
Uh, I never timed her? She's very athletic, and she's currently working on a farm.

>>26214311
oh goodie, I'll get to check the quality at last

>>26214261
>rainbowdash
WONDERBOLTS WONDERBOLTS WONDERBOLTS WONDERBOLTS WONDERBOLTS WONDERBOLTS
>scootaloo
CUTIEMARK CUTIEMARK CUTIEMARK CUTIEMARK CUTIEMARK CUTIEMARK

>>26214293
I might have to just draw Twist and Scootaloo fighting with the victor unclear when I get home

>>26214261
Yeah and Give Scoot a few more episodes and she won't be such a flat character.
You know... kinda like what happened with rainbow dash.

>>26214315
I said two pages, that's considerably longer than TWO pages

>>26214318
>Amateur ballet dancer with big tits working on a farm.
Why I find this funny?

>>26214311
>I'm currently uploading them to MegaUpload
why.jpg
They're already there
http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/gzznz/

>>26214331
>implying that hero-worship and having a goal in life is anywhere near the same thing as being entirely single minded to the point of never doing anything else

>>26214341
I find it hot.

>>26214213
>Giant tits
>Unaerodynamic
>/debate

>>26214331
don't you mean
CUTIEMARK CUTIEMARK, RAINBOW DASH, CUTIEMARK

>>26214346
Learn to read, retard.

>>26214317
No it's not.

>>26214367
NO U

Out of all the CMC, Scoots is the one with the least depth.

Applebloom has more having recieved more screentime.

And Sweetie Belle, who practically has the same amount of screentime than Scootaloo, is already more developed.

The sole reason people are going crazy over her are "she's a tomboy. superior to the other girly ponies by default" and "likes rainbow dash".

Quite frankly, weak reasons.

>>26214377
Yes it is.

>>26214331
She didnt betray her friends for the wonderbolts
She got a nervous breakdown
She does things other than the fucking wonderbolts
She dragged pinky to the party, helped rescue the town several times, tries to show off.
She tries hard for the town, for the wonderbolts, and her friends...

And i dont even like her that much, cause i don't like tomboy characters.

>>26214311
Did you fix the color levels too? Please say you fixed the color levels.

>>26214334
Twist and Scootaloo are forever locked in combat...There will never be a victor.

My new OTP

>>26214272
Better question: who's got the biggest dick?

>implying I'm not the best pony

Applebloom doesn't seem the type to stay on the farm when she grows up

>>26214272

Probably Fluttershy.

>>>26214413
She didnt betray her wonderbolts for the wonderbolts
She got a nervous wonderbolts
She does wonderbolts other than the fucking wonderbolts
She dragged wonderbolts to the wonderbolts, helped rescue the town wonderbolts times, tries to wonderbolt.
She tries hard for the wonderbolt, for the wonderbolts, and her wonderbolts

And i dont even like her that much, cause i don't like wonderbolts

>>26214366
scootaloo adores >>> rainbow dash
rainbow dash adores >>> wonderbolts

as soon as they find out how dash beats the poor adorable thing they will banish her from their events FOREEVEEER

>>26214403
Scoota first real episode was Show stoppers she has got the least attention out of the three.
Give her some more episodes.
Also i love scoots hero worship of dash.

>>26214429
Rainbow Dash, of course. It exists at all velocities and so has infinite potential mass

>>26214413
Fall Weather Friends showed that she likes winning to the point where she's willing to cheat to get it. Sonic Rainboom shows that when she can't cheat, and might not win, she has crippling self-confidence issues.

So, scootaloo has had two episodes and has receieved about no characterisation at all, and the vast majority of Dash's depth comes from just two episodes. Scootaloo is rubbish.

>>26214429
Why did you put Rainbow so far at the left?
Have you SEEN her cock?

>>26214106

And then they fucked.

>>26214431
yeah and applejack thought she should leave the farm too.

>>26214429
luna

>>26214242
Time can be rewritten!
...or something along those lines.

>>26214466
it's very simple, I want a one or two page fic from gdocs to scream into my microphone in rage for you folks

you're proving quite recalcitrant

>>26214106
RD

>>26214446
Wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts
Wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts
Wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts
Wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts, wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts, wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts.
Wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts, wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts, wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts...

Wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts, wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts'wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts wonderbolts.

>>26214275
>>26214293
>>26214275
>>26214293
>>26214334
>>26214421

I dig this turn of events.

>>26214479
Well, now the word "Wonderbolts" has lost all meaning

you know, that speculation where fluttershy would be the most likely to be all yandere and keep pinkie locked up and feed her lies that nobody else likes her and stuff

rewatching sonic rainboom and hearing the way she talks to rainbow dash in cloudsdale before rarity shows up, i could totally see it happening

>>26214480
with a shovel?

>>26214470

AJ went back to the farm because she missed granny and big mac, and actually doing farm work. Only farm work we've ever seen AB do is feed the pigs which she hated. She can't sell apples either

>>26214475
http://justpaste.it/8rm http://justpaste.it/8rx
It's incomplete

>>26214429
this chart is so wrong, fluttershy obviously has the biggest dick

>>26214455
>accuse dash of being a cheater
>blatantly ignore the fact that applejack cheated in the race
>she never mentioned dash couldnt use her wings in the contests beforehand anyway

>>26214429

Of the mane cast?

Twilight > Pinkie > Rarity = AJ > Dash > Fluttershy

The Scoot loving Rainbow Dash thing will be reversed in an episode where RD figures out scoot's mom is Spitfire.

>>26214446

My sides...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVfidujxRg

"Yes, it has happened. "Physical Impossibilities in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." For our project, we had to find three scenes from any movie or TV show and use physics to find out if something was or wasn't possible. I got 100% on it."

>>26214496
Well, that gives that scene a whole new feel. Maybe she's not just really bad at trying to cheer people up.

>>26214413
>she didnt betray her friends for the wonderbolts
dont you mean Shadowbolts?

>>26214446
i lol'd

>>26214502
that will do just fine, now once I've figured out my balance levels and such, where do I upload this audio file?

>>26214455
Scoot has only had two episdoes
Dash has more than two and only two of the episodes really added to her character
That must means Scoot sucks....
...
wat?

>>26214532
vocaroo

also that fic sucks and no one read it

>>26214504
Applejack cheated because Dash cheated
Aslo,

>Implying you need to tell somepony not to fly during tug of war.

She lost the event, but still cheated to win

>>26214503
Pff, no. She has huge tits and a tiny dick. She gets all embarrassed when it gets hard and nervous when people touch it.

>>26214461
She's still bigger than Snails.

>>26214518
Balls. Of. Steel.

>>26214504
In the Iron Pony contest, Dash cheated the fuck out of it. She also cheated a lot more in the race, and it was only when Applejack realised that Dash wasn't going to stop that she joined in.

There's an argument for the contest being set up by a moron, because so many of the events were painfully easy for a pegasus to cheat on, but not for the race.

>>26214555
well I'm going to read it

as angrily as I can muster. I think I'll have to break out my keyboard cover for this, I do get kind of spitty when I'm screaming

>>26214194
He could certainly use some of her fabulous regalia.

>>26214576
SPITTY PIE

>>26214587
SPITFIRE

>>26214560
if it's not breaking a rule then it's not cheating
applejack is dumb and never specified that flying was disallowed.

>>26214574
two wrongs do not make a right

>>26214574
Twilight was the Ref, she didn't think RD was cheating. Ref doesn't think its cheating its not cheating, RD won deal with it.

>>26214202
warn before you link other thread, faggot!

>>26214600
>Can't fap to these
>Not because they're ponies
>Because the art is lazy
>mfw I think I might have been on the internet too long

>>26214600
The worst porn MS has ever done.

>>26214600
YOU.
Learn to use spoilers.

>>26214636
now, it's just that bad.

>>26214636

>the art is lazy

That's what the commissioner was specifically asking for.

>>26214599
You don't seem to understand cheating. You don't need to specify every single rule, Dash crossed over the mud in tuf of war, that means she lost. She started flying so she would not fall in.

>>26214636
Welcome, fellow art snob.

>>26214654
>now
>no
fuck

>>26214390
I didn't mess with colors. I just reduced the file sizes to between 25% and 33% of the original.

http://anfosubs.wordpress.com/2011/05/23/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/

The last few episodes should be up over the next few hours.

oh hey new railgunner

>>26214655
Gotta wonder if he wanted to besmirch MS's name.

>>26214657
Falling in the mud means you lost. Flying over it is perfectly acceptable.

see: >>26214607

>>26214673

I give it 50/50, either way

>>26214674
that's childrens logic. anyone with the slightest hint of common sense can see why that is, if not technically cheating, still very unsporty.

>>26214667
Aww, too bad.

>>26214672

Is that done or a WIP?

>>26214672
>>26214672
my poor candyvag!

>>26214674
No, it's not acceptable becuase the mud is only there as a deterrance, in tug of war you can't cross the line, RD did, therefore she lost the event but cheated. It doesn't matter what the ref said, RD is a cheater, she was eager to chet in the run as well.

>>26214695
done, it was speedpaint practice apparently

>>26214672
I'm not comfortable with that almost eager expression on Scootaloo's face

>>26214693
itt: people who would lose to rainbow dash in a tug of war

>>26214695
>wondering if furry/bestiality "cub" porn is done or not
time_to_stop_posting.jpg

>>26214607
That's because Twilight is a terrible referee. If one of your contestants is allowed to fly during a long jump and the other isn't, your contest is stupid.

>>26214600
Oh my, this is pretty--
>Zecora
Boner Dead

>>26214726
>>26214687
>>26214600
Could you go back to spamming Miu's straight furry porn? You promised.

>>26214719
i'd loose to scootaloo in a tug of war.

>>26214744
>straight furry porn
OH GOD FUCK NO FUCK YOU

>>26214672

hm. quick check...

not even a semi. yep, i'm normal. thanks again for the reassurance, Internet

>>26214430
I know SOMEONE who thinks yer the best pony...

>>26214760
Get out.

>>26214733

>>26214766

But then the apple pies kicked in

>>26214725
I Don't understand why people get so butt hurt about this. AJ is always using her Legs, RD flys around all day. RD magic deals with flying and controlling weather. Earth ponies can fucking pull huge ass trains. Its comparing apples to oranges they both have abilities the others couldn't hope to match.

>>26214779

>>26214760
Perhaps you'd prefer...

>>26214776
It wasn't necessarily the rhymes but now I want to vomit. Thank you.

>>26214430
>implying that you're a pony

>>26214694
Maybe next time. I was pretty much just concerned with getting the batch reencoded to a reasonable size so that the guy with the laptop can actually download the show.

It's really pretty sad how none of the TV/movie pirates dealing with western media know the first thing about encoding and a half-assed fansubber with a single core Athlon 64 3200 overclocked to 2.1ghz has to unfuck their releases.

Quick /co/ I need a standalone episode to show my friend why this show is okay.

He's a fan of slice of life anime and shit so I think he'd be open to it but I'm not sure which best shows character interaction and the overall feel of the show.

>>26214794

>>26213935
Pony Korea is best Korea?

>>26214814
Show stoppers

>>26214814
Boast Busters.

>>26214786
I don't think Rainbow cheated at all. You're right, it was a test of one's natural physical abilities. She used a natural physical ability. I don't see the problem. She was right when she told Applejack, that the "no using your wings" rule should have been stated up front. Even then, there's no reason to impose such a rule. Why does she have to take on a handicap to compete? That's practically admitted superiority in and of itself.

>>26214814
I recommend Applebuck Season

>>26214814
ep 4 applebuck

>>26214814
party of one is a great way to rope people in.

>>26214836
>>26214834
third

>>26214822
>dat plot

>>26214833
Becuse it's a contest on how far you can JUMP, Flying is not the same as jumping.

>>26214855

Earth ponies = best ponies

fuck flying and fuck magic, they're too busy getting. shit. done.

>>26214855
turn this into a motivational poster "hang on its almost Friday" or something.

>>26214776
Poems with just rhymes are rotten
when the tempo is forgotten

>>26214855
You need to put some sort of lotion after you shave your junk.

>>26214814
Winter Wrap-Up

Awesome musical number and a bit of a spotlight for every character.

rainbow dash was the first to cheat in the marathon because she wouldn't accept that applejack wasn't cheating her

whether or not she cheated in the iron pony competition doesn't even matter, rainbow dash has the mindset of a cheater

>>26214833
seconding this

Also Dash didn't cheat until she thought Applejack had already cheated and tripped her up. I'm not saying she wasn't being dumb when she still thought that even after Twilight explained what actually happened but she's not Dick Dastardly.

also I'm getting some major fighting game trash talk vibes from this thread

>>26214869
for you, anon

>>26214892

>>26214892
>mindset of a cheater
>hey I think somebody cheated to try and beat me, well two can play at that game!

I bet you think somebody who is better than you at videogames is a cheater too

>>26214869
but all ponies have magic... it just works differently for each type of pony
one type can control it and cast spells
another can fly and control weather
Earth ponies are good with plants animals and are crazy strong
and the last type can send their sister to the moon

here i sit, broken-hearted
Call of the Cutie started

i love 'em really :3

>>26214867
She did jump. You have to jump in order to lift off the ground. She just has wings that allow her to stay in the air longer.

>>26214916
>hey I have evidence pointed out to me that I fucked up on my own, NOPE I WAS CHEATED FUCK YOU

>>26214905
That picture only raises the question of what the HELL happened to Big Mac that he couldn't go applebucking

>>26214916
It's more like >Somebody is beating me, they HAVE to be cheating

>>26214833

I agree completely, Applejack legitimately lost the competitions based on the original rules of engagement, and only chose to contest the use of the wings after they were used to win.
This is classic, textbook scrub logic.

The best part is that there's an entire audience and a judge, the judge in point of fact being Twilight Sparkle, who is an extremely rules-oriented pony, who did not contest Dash's win.

So yeah, Applejack is an enormous scrub.

>>26214924
SAILING is not the same as jumping either.

>>26214786
Because it's a stupidass contest, yes, but flying in a long jump? There's no way you can justify that.

>>26214600
Terrible. I hate copy paste.

>>26214892
There were no rules established, therefore, It wasn't cheating.

>>26214721

Well? Do you know if it's done or not? Go white knight somewhere else, you pussy faggot.

>>26214905
Saved like crazy.

>>26214924
she jumped, realized her jump was not enough, then used her wings to propel her further, that's not a jump, stop trying to defend obvious cheating.

>>26214947
Been saying that shit scene the episode.
also AJ wishes she could fly, she so jelly of RD's wings.

>>26214960
don't bother, they've decided that everything that's not technically against the rules is good and acceptable sportsmanship, even if it's equatable to a two legged man "fairly" racing a one legged man.

>>26214572
That... that's actually heartwarming. But only in a manly way. No estrogen-fueled emotions here.

...


*saved*

>>26214981
This artist is bad and s/he should feel bad.

>>26214947
applejack thinks shoryukens are unfair, too

>>26215000
you are also bad, and you should also feel bad.

>>26215000
that art is great

>>26214963
That's stupid. If I challenge you to a race now, and then if you get ahead I shoot you, does that mean I didn't cheat because we never said "No gunfire"?

Fall weather friends:
>Hey Dash, don't use your wings
Winter Wrap up:
>Hey Twilight, don't use your magic.


AJ is a bitch

posting best pony

>>26215030
To be fair, Twilight could have done that shit all by herself in half the time it took the rest of them. It's traditional to do it the hard way!

>>26214947
Twilight Sparkle may be an extremely rules-oriented pony, but she's very much a literalist. If two ponies were in a wrestling match and one brought out a tire iron and beat the hell out of their opponent, she wouldn't object if there were no rules against it.

>>26215028
You silly, murder is illegal

>>26215035
and so do i

Earth ponies are super strong
Pegasus ponies are able to fly
RD using her wings is cheating
RD has to take a handicap
even with out her wings RD and AJ score still would of been close
RD > AJ
Don't get me wrong AJ is great
But shes no IRONPONY.

>>26215043
builds character

*twilight teleports to finish line*

problem?

>>26215030
>the entire town abides by the no-magic rule
>Twilight fucks everything up and sets back snow cleanup by hours because she's too scrawny to pull a plow and too stubborn to find something else to do

But yeah, that AJ sure is a bitch.

>>26215034
why was this reposted

Okay, so I'm trying to write a story where two pegasi actually get into a mid-air physical conflict, and I'm having trouble picturing just HOW they'd do it, besides turn around and kick each other in the face.

You know, without claws or fists, it's actually kind of hard to imagine how any of the ponies would work in a conflict without using magic of some kind. Anyone got any ideas.

>>26215008
I'm not and I don't
>>26215011
It's not.

>people actually defending RD's blatant cheating during Fall Weather Friends
Are you fuckers trolling or are you THAT fucking dense that you buy her flimsy excuses?

>>26215078
see
>>26215016

it's just so nobody goes and posts it in an unrelated place

>>26215059
I shot you in the leg and got you medical help quickly.

>>26215059
ILLEGALOES?

>>26215078
Because it's still the MLP General thread, and that's the MLP General marker.

I got distracted and distracted some more. Gotta go to class now though

>>26215097
that's against the law, isn't it?

>>26215080
I'd say try and use the environment around the two against one another, or grab each others tails and flip them onto the ground.

Episode 22 is finished uploading.

fuck it, I'm not recording shit.

>>26215114
>grab

>>26215080
Earth ponies would be pretty traditional: Either throw shit, or just buck hard enough to break bone. I guess pegasi would fly very quickly and try to land blows as they pass by, but that could be quite dangerous.

>>26215054

That's why there ARE rules against it, that's why you create rules, or at least guidelines of acceptable behavior.
Neither of those were used. It may have been "unsporting" of Rainbow Dash to use all of her superpony abilities in a casual competition with a close friend, but RAINBOW DASH PLAYS TO WIN, especially when it went from "just us with a friendly competition" to "publicly hosted event with a judge and official scoring regulations".

>>26215089
Because Apples and oranges

>start pony yakety sax
>load clip of Gala orchestra
>play

>better_than_expected.tiff

See, Rainbow Dash? I told you all these ponies were lame. They totally hate how much cooler than them you are.

>>26214940
Two cracked rib and internal bleeding from a fight with 4 dragons.

>>26215112
What law? You mean the sort of law that would have Rainbow Dash in jail for thousands of bits of property damage from unsafe sonic rainbooming? There ain't no law in Equestria.

>>26215141
That chicken is right Dash, you are the best pony ever!

>>26215165
>chicken
you're one to talk, you cock.

>>26215141
fuck off gilda we have transcended beyond the need for gryphons

>>26215141
Gilda is Spitfire.
both canon and fanon.
Fanon cause she disguises herself.
canon cause its the same VA

>>26215169
>Implying we ever needed them.

>>26215122
>mouth

>>26215169

>gryphons

Fucking newfags.

>>26215169
> transcended

Oh GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55p_bC4QnQ&feature=related

>>26215175

That's impossible!

Although they've never been seen together

>>26215199
am i the only one who doesn't like that one?

>>26215109
Awesome! There is never enough Octavia!

>>26215070
>earth ponies are super strong
Pinky is actually super perceptive.

She can find any book in the library instantly, she can sense dozens of objects moving all at once (aka Pinky Sense)

Also super speed, but only when chasing Dash.

>>26215030
Applebuck season:
Hey Applejack, don't use your brain

>>26215218
>different colours

>>26215199
Not digging it.

>>26215218
>applejack
>a brain

>>26215160
there are no guns in equestria

>>26215214
Pinkie breaks the rules an awful lot. My favourite explanation is that her random popping around is standard cartoon interdimensional travel, which invariably goes through an evil dimension full of demons and horrors and shit, but is never really talked about except for the episode they elaborate on that because you go so fast you can't notice it. But pinkie notices everything. She can read the pages on a book as it flies towards her. She has been through hell, and she remembers everything she has seen.

And that's why she's fucking crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa3GmqCeIls

>>26215214

Pinkie's is cartoon logic: 'if it's funny in context, she can do it'.

>>26215238
Applejack's not a brain, Dashie

>>26215244
Okay, I'll throw a pie at you.

>>26215238
Who's a silly pony?

>>26215238
Oyh ah'll have you know ah ain't no brain thingie.

>>26215129
>>26215054
>>26214947
>>26215054

Point of interest, based on the dialog prior to the competition, Applejack actually selected Twilight Sparkle to be the judge, to make sure Dash didn't cheat.
We can infer that AJ selected Twilight as the judge based on Dash not remembering why she was there.

Hereby we can determine that AJ selected a judge to enforce the rules of their competition, and then chose to ignore the ruling (or lack thereof) of the judge that SHE selected in the first place.

AJ is kind of scrubby.

>>26215261
>>26215238

oh you guyssss

pinkie slingshots through xen and forces people into awkward lo-grav jumping puzzles

>>26215271
Who is?

>>26215214
>>26215246
>>26215261

This fic
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-pinky-science.html

>>26215277
because Twilight was wrong, and should never have been asked to referee without first giving her a 10 volume rulebook.

>>26215277
And Besides when it comes down to it we all know who the best pony really is.

I know this might sound dumb

but when Pacce requested body shots, I expected OPPP with a camera

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVfidujxRg

My Little Pony physics lecture by some student.

This is what you guys look like?

>>26215208
Search your heart. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE

Applejack is dumb.

Twilight Sparkle is a terrible referee.

Rainbow Dash is a cheater.

These are all immutable facts.

>>26215308

my little pornie. arousal is magic

>>26215319
arousal general?

>>26215319
my sizable horse, penis is hard

>>26215329

>>26215308
>>26215309
>>26215313
Who's a silly pony? You're a silly pony. Who is? You is? Applejack!
>Gen 1's Derpy

>>26215306

lmao @ his expense

this is the face of ponyfriends: duur how can I make my sparkle ponies more realistic, it's real to me dammit

>>26215329
>>26215333

>>26215303

Making OPPP a drunk has ended up in so many awesome pictures

so whose dumber? Sweetie Bell or Apple Jack?

>>26215342
Every last one of them

>>26215343
Wait, what?

>>26215342
Try not to suck any dick on your way to the car!
Hey! Come back here!

>>26215338
If you read the description it says he had to find three scenes from a tv show or movie and see if they were possible. Doing it for a class isn't as autistic as just doing it.

>>26215349

Selling food at a fancy party is pretty dumb, so I'm gonna have to say AJ

>>26215258
Can funny move faster than the speed of light?

>>26215388
Funny can move as fast as it damn well likes. Pinkie's been inside of mirrors, and two different places in the same shot. The laws of physics are reccomendations to her, not limitations.

>>26215384
And wanting to fix Granny Smith's hip when Big Macintosh will only break it again.

>>26215214

Pinkie uses cartoon physics and some form of psychic powers.

>>26215426
Gross

>>26215426

Anthro ponies gross me out. They're weird looking.

Human ponies = good
Pony ponies = good

>>26215442
Anthro means Human

>>26215442

>>26215442
I concur.

>>26215409

PONY IS LOVE

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>>26215376

'look at how interesting I am, I used My Little Pony as an example!! Aren't I just the weirdest little snowflake?'

>>26215397
>Two places in the same shot
Don't remember that one. Do you remember which episode?

>>26215523
Her cupcakes song, which was whatever the one Applebloom started looking for her cutie mark was.

>>26215523
call of the cutie, when shes singing about cupcakes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEjbVeLXPc0

>>26215545
>>26215540
Huh, so she does. Thanks both.

>>26215545
Okay, so...
She's Deadpool, Nightcrawler, Shadowcat, MultipleMan, Daredevil, The Flash tried to keep it all Marvel, failed Droopy Dog and Pepe Le Pew?

in other words she's pinky pie

If you want to keep it all Marvel, she could be Quicksilver, I suppose.