To be told you were special from birth only to discover you'd never know the wealth of friendship

Yay. New Thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84PZbL_-jjU

Can somebody help a latino bro and post the lyrics of this Pony song, please?

>>26194084
Want.

>>26194111

>>26193985
This comic always made me laugh because Luna probably has the largest fanbase of any pony.

>>26194118
>filename

You know how to make someone sad, Issac.

>>26194118
Marker and your Fuck and You Fuck

>The ponies are now staff of a college

Mechanical Engineering here

>>26193985
Cut that bullshit out

>>26194135
it is a pain i have lived with for a decade

>>26194145
Physical Education

>>26194118

>>26193985
Celestia never wanted to banish her sister. But she had no choice. She suffered no less than Luna.

>>26194165
Sex Ed.

>>26194145
Zoology

>>26194145
>mechanical engineer
nope

>>26194145
Janitor

>>26194185
Philosophy and Religious Studies.

>>26194182
Home Economics

>>26194179
Well that image is a lot better than my shitty attempt, but yeah, I had the same basic idea.

>>26194165
RD fits more with PE

Applejack looks good in Agriculture. Or business Management

>>26194194
>nope
yup

Should piggy lick pony?

>>26194207
"Today's lesson is on empirical measurements and valuations of certain cases! Who wants cupcakes? We'll sort them into spirit / consciousness as described by Descartes and eat them all! It'll be a party!"

Requesting 0r0ch1's OC fucking Madmax's OC. Chistery's OC shlicking in the background.

>>26194179
... The fuck is that think on NMM's head? It cant be her wing, right?

>>26194158

Trixie, don't be sad.

You're only a talentless hack who no one will ever love.

>>26194145
Human history

>>26194248
Why do Ponies keep pigs on farms?

Substitute Teacher

< This is why we can't have nice things.

>>26194261
She's moved her wing in front of her to shield from the light.

>>26194274
The pigs needed somewhere to stay, and ponies really like truffles.

>>26194182
IT

>>26194274
Ham.

>>26194263

>>26194111
>>26194118
>>26194132
shit me, that's going to turn into a thread by itself one day. Just some OP making a general with the marker, and 150 image replies of "fuck you and fuck your marker"

>>26194182

That's the only class.

All day, erry day.

Grade school

>>26194314
Fuck you and fuck your fuck you fuck you and fuck your marker.

Think we can develop a fanon with Silver Spoon being incapable of taking care of herself (and requiring others to take care of her)?

>>26194314

>>26194254
0r0ch1's OC fucking HT, 0r0ch1's OC getting pegged by Pinkie, the new pony porn, even the anthro one on his knees in the shades where he looks so fucking cool

I'm starting to like 0r0ch1

>>26194320
I give it a week before they're both fired.

>>26194179
I've been trying to rationalize this and I keep failing.

The BEST I can come up with is that Luna's own anger was what kept her sealed in the moon.

But still... it was for A THOUSAND YEARS.

Time moves differently for omniponies like Celestia and Luna. It was really only about 7 months from their perception.

Twilight happens between Night and Day. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

>>26194274
>sandwich

>>26194334
Fuck you and fuck your fuck you and fuck your fuck you and fuck your marker.

Can anybody link me to some articles where Lauren Faust talks about the show?

>>26194366

>>26194336
I imagine she has dyslexia. Really advanced dyslexia.

The reason that note was blank? Diamond Tiara didn't want to make her feel sad and leave her in on the joke. Applebloom's pain is the cost of keeping another friendship alive.

>>26194111
>that filename

>>26194363
It means Frau Blücher

Communications

>>26194368

ohboyherewego.jpg

>>26194240
nope

>>26194307

>>26194274
Truffles. Duh.

>>26194411
*assorted whinnying sounds*

>>26194111

I'm glad to see you're going through with this.

>>26194285
>>26194254

The saga continues.

>>26194438
with what, the clopfic filenames?

>>26194165
AJ would be Economics.

the old thread? i lost it, can you post the link?

>>26194459

Yeah. It's going to actually make me start reading them. (the filenames)

>>26194414
opposite of whatever your post is

astrophysicist.

>>26194464

>>26191507

Hello pony friends, just wondering if there are more pictures similar to this one with ponies taking care of sick ponies. I broke my arm last week and could use some pics of cute pony healthcare to combat the pain.

>>26194419
Maybe if I keep writing improbable self-insert fanficiton between me and twilight she'll eventually learn to love me

>>26194285
I snickered.

So looking at the 'brony' fandom, what do you think it would be like if every 'brony' lived in one town. Non-stop arguing, love, hate, etc.? How would it turn out?

>>26194254
Hoo boy, here we go

FOALS. THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING LICKED BY SOME PONY YOU LIKE


I hope this fixed it.

>>26194118

Hey, what happened to the chinese proverbs from last night? I was hoping you were gonna keep doing that...

>>26194220
Huh?
On your pic I see pretty much mean Celestia in her usual tyranny representation (usual for /co/) and it has nothing in common with the conception represented here: >>26194179

>>26194502

It would be a new golden age of enlightment.

>>26194254
Haha am I bad person if I admit I would be greatly amused by that

>>26194491
Here's one bro

Labor Law

GENTLEMEN

I BELIEVE I SHALL WITNESS THESE SO-CALLED 'MY LITTLE PONIES' OF YOURS

I ASSUME ONE MUST BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING IN THESE MATTERS, SO I SHALL NOT TARRY ANY FURTHER

>>26194510
Taking any requests? I have one in mind.

>>26194510
If AJ didn't like it, her tail wouldn't be up and exposing her baked goods.

Trust me. I've got mares.

>>26194510
Yeah, that's much better

>>26194561
Does it involve bunny suits?

>>26194362

>Listen you two, it's come to my attention that you've been-
>Ahh, Apple Jack~
>Stop that. I'm trying to-
>Rainbow Dash~
>I said-
>AAAHHH~
>...*clopclopclop*

>>26194363

The only reasonable explanation is magic.

Or, stop over analyzing things

NM: "Y-you sure you don't want any money for hanging out with me like this? I told you I would pay..."

BM: "Nawww, its okay."

>>26194302

did somepony say "HAM"?

>>26194558
OH BOY A NEW ONE.
If you start at the beggining, be sure to watch up to at least episode 4 before you make a final decision, the pilot isn't that strong

>>26194597

Daww.

>gets idea

>>26194558
Be careful, the first few minutes are ridiculously girly, which tends to scare new commers

So here's a picture to help you survive it

>>26194524
oh okay

>>26194502
Brosnuggle

>>26194502
We all move to Brony, Poland. Talk about ponies constantly. Eventually build up enough "intelligent" bronies to try and create a rift to bring us all to Equestria. Equestria will start corrupting our world and soon everyone becomes and pony as our world gets consumed by the powers of Equestria.

Who am I kidding? We would post pictures of ponies everywhere in that town and just overall piss each other off and go back to /co/ and argue again.

>>26194491

It's sorta shipping.

Every picture I have is sorta shipping

>>26194502
Pony would be a minor politician, probably an ombudsman for the Court. He's well liked but well known for ruffling feathers - and unruffling them just as well. He's yea close to being an ambassador.
OrO would be a hermit on the edge of town, fapping furiously as they wore rabbit ears and imagining being pegged by Pinkie. No one likes him.
Rogna would be a tutor. She's known for being strict and maybe recognizing most of her pupils are not very bright.
Chistery would drink herself blind when she wasn't fussing at the publishing district. She never makes deadlines.
Klondike would be a more or less respectable artist in the city circle, getting commissions for the mid-nobility.
Jesus would be a watchmaker, which only works so well when you only have hooves for delicate tools. Desperately wished they'd been born a pegasi.
Petrov would run a distillery, making the finest of Russian vodka. It mixes best with crushed apples from Sweet Acres.
RagingSemi would be a 'very private individual' who seems to be sending manuscripts by post all the time and getting cheques in the mail.

"Why does no one else think I'm cool..."

>>26194561
Sure. Hit me

>>26194558
I offer only this protip
Ep 1&2: Pony Sailor Moon
Ep >3: What we're all talking about.

>>26194610
Why is Trixie a ham.

>>26194658
>Shipping

>>26194678
>Implying I didn't like Gilda before it was cool

>>26194678
I think you're cool Gilda.
Just, next time come back looking more like a griffon.

>>26194678
I think you're cool, Gilda!

>>26194658
How would a marshmallow based lifeform break its body?

>>26194676

>>26194678
Why is Gilda so shiny?

>>26194678
Because you're a furry. Go back to being a full griffon please. or full human

>>26194698
Yes pinkie, shipping.

>>26194363
>Twilight happens between Night and Day.

HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS?

>>26194717

>implying liking Gilda is cool

>>26194492

NOT IF I WRITE SELF INSERT IMPROBABLE SELF-INSERT FAN FICTION FIRST

>>26194724
It's a shiny Gilda, be sure to catch it

>>26194721
Hot chocolate. And lots of it.

>>26194697

Hammy Character = Over the top, loud, larger than life character

visual pun

>>26194739
>implying being uncool isn't the new cool

>>26194695
Fillyphile Caramel.

Have him being lewd around the CMC or something.

>>26194697
'Hams' are a stage term, meaning a guy/girl who literally steals the scene by being over the top in his acting

WHERE DID THIS TWILIGHT SPARKLE x RAINBOW DASH IMAGERY COME FROM AND WHY HAVEN'T I EVER SEEN IT BEFORE

>>26194750
Don't mind if I do

>>26194737

Did you notice that Trixie is a homophone with "tricksie?" As in, does a lot of tricks?

>>26194678
Because you're made of plastic.

>>26194697

she is great and powerful... and fucking loves ham

>>26194777

>>26194742
Wouldn't fanfiction of your own universe simply be . . .

fiction?

>>26194723
Hoppip would be, among other things, a 'purveyor of fine goods' at the discount shop. Goods would pour in to the store and plenty would leave ... but there are quite a few very very nice things in his house for a pony running a simple store.

They have a carriage with an awfully deep trunk, and a lot of "friends from out of town" with interesting scars and tattoos.

>>26194720

Fuck off, dweeb.

I don't have any Gilda reaction pictures what the hell.

>>26194695
Rainbow Dash in a bunnysuit?

>>26194658
I just realized a broken hoof must be a fate worse than death for Pinkie. No bouncing for a month clashes with her ADHD

It's okay Luna, every poni has had a taste of Big Mac

>>26194697

Somebody drew a picture of Trixie holding a hand mirror. Somebody pointed out it was shaped like a ham. Somebody else has been forcing the meme ever since.

>>26194774
>implying implications are clever or original

>...wait, shit

>>26194695
This, with the guy as Spike and the girl as Rarity

>>26194775
k

>>26194820
And she'll have to clop with her other hoof.

>>26194820

It's not that bad.

She has Dash to keep her company.

>>26194813
Aww . . . wanna come to my party?

>>26194806
Alrighty then.

>>26194302
ham

>>26194676
>Petrov would run a distillery

I'm glad he and I are on good terms!

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to be loved

>>26194777

I think like 50% of it is just one guy.

I'd dump it, but I'm pretty lazy.

hey bros , did you know about this page:

http://www.derpyhooves.com/news_archive.html

at right side RAINBOW DASH ATTACK flash game!!! so addictive!

>>26194845
Sorry Caramel, but you strike me as a pony who inappropriately likes fillies

>>26194911
not like this it's not

>>26194875
Leth would work part-time at the bank and is often the person to sign off on cheques. He always runs out of pens. When given a marker often the customer doesn't much care for how it works. They get very very angry about his marker.

When not working at the bank, he'd be junior mechanic on the town's clock. He's always asked what time it is. No one understands he doesn't have the clock screwed somewhere in his skull.

It's a simple life but a good one for Leth.

Why do I get a strange feeling that Lyra would be a pony that enjoys anime?

>>26194742
Gosh darnit twilight, that doesn't fit with mah personal canon of us.

>>26194911
It's actually pretty easy when you get them up to laugh and play in your da--

OH WAIT I FORGOT

I just woke up from a wierd dream... I was a revolutionary leader on some alien world, fightan against the government, except for some reason my second in command was Spitfire.

This just kind of... happened throughout the dream, until right near the end when I recieved a private mission briefing from her on my command screen.

It started with her giving an assessment of the situation, but then it went full blown into something like the powerthirst ad except it was all about how much she-wants-to-fuck

"HEY COMMANDER! NEED TO RELIEVE SOME STRESS? FEELING LIKE ALL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD IS SITTING ON YOUR SHOULDERS? THEN COME AND SEE ME, SPITFIRE, AFTER THIS BATTLE... OH YEAAAH"

*enormous list of sexual positions scroll past, complete with running commentary*

"OH COMMANDER, I'M SO WET FOR YOU, I WANT YOU *SO* MUCH! AND IF WE GET HOSPITALISED, MAYBE WE CAN SHARE A BED!"

and then she said a bunch of other things I dont remember... then said that the government would be arriving in three minutes (only she'd already wasted three minutes trying to flirt with me over the phone, the army arrived, and we were all captured

the end)

>>26194820

Whatever. She would slap a motorcycle motor on the back of her wheelchair and put Scootaloo to shame. It would not be safe to traverse the streets of Ponyville until she recovered.

>>26194954
Forgot mah trip.

Would you fuck Lyra?

What if she begged you?

> will grow up to be like Gilda
> obsessed with being cool and slowly pushing everyone she loves away from her

>>26194927
ooooh I love that

>>26194737
Want more brainfuck?
Rarity works at carousel boutique.

Note the mannequins. From there you will begin noticing the layers upon layers of puns.

You're welcome.

>>26194954
I don't get the clock thing.

>>26194988
Wouldn't be the first time I fucked a horse.

>>26194993
You are now aware Rarity is really into having sex with RealDolls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55p_bC4QnQ&feature=related

>>26194954
Still have to add Pacce, Madmax, and a few others.

>>26194988

Absolutely. Given her human fetish, she'd probably be super appreciative and do anything to please me.

>>26194966

Ha, good one Apple Jack.

>>26194988

Maybe if I was REALLY REALLY drunk, and miraculously found myself in a fictional world full of super-intelligent equines capable of human speech.

>>26194992
Is it rainbow sparkle time? because I can live with that

>>26194993
Bloomberg.

Mayor of New York.

The Big Apple.

>>26194993
Oh dear God. I get it now and now I cannot look at that the same again

>>26194777
My favorite.

>>26194988
Sure. Lyra's p cute.

>>26195024

Pacce- Journalist and drunk. Raises pigeons who he loves very much.

Madmax- Maid.

>>26194988
She wouldn't have to beg. She'd only have to bend over-

Wait. She wouldn't have to.

>>26194492

>Maybe if I keep writing improbable self-insert fanficiton between me and twilight she'll eventually learn to love me

Your fanfiction pales next to your self-insert Trixie x Twilight lesbian doujinshi.

>>26195047
>>26195024
Accidental spoilers. (also forgot my trip on one of these posts)

>>26194988

Bon Bon would get pretty pissed at me.

>>26195037
all of my self-insert fanfictions are clopfics

you're in all of them, rainbow dash

>>26194971
Well that was. . .interesting.

>>26195042
I like how this is the only image out there with the actual anatomy of a horse and the tits in the right place.

Too bad the udders and vulva are oversized.

>>26195024
Oh God is that blurry...

Anyone got any technicolor equine wallpapers??

>>26195042

Damn I'd like to suck on them titties and fist that poon.

>>26194988
yes. She wouldn't even need to beg.

>>26194988

I'd ask her if Bon-Bon knows about this.

Having sex with a tiny marshmallow pony? My pride could survive that. Having my ass beat by a tiny marshmallow pony because I dicked her girlfriend? There's no recovering from that.

>>26194961
I am okay with Twilight, AJ and Fluttershy in this pic.
Dash can not run in that

>>26195105

And here's my netbook.

>>26195070
Squeaks is the Journalist. That's already established.

>>26195099

There are others. 8li9ht's done one of AJ and another of FS.

There's one of FS with ponytits by another artist. And one of Mayor Mare.

Pacce word work at MadMax's architectural and graphic design firm. He'd take all the beautiful lines and simple shapes and breathe life into them. He'd also keep a whip handy to keep the Cutie Mark Crusaders out of the office; little tykes always cause a mess.

Madmax would be the chief architect for the city, which explains a lot of the soft lines and attention to detail. Her Equestrian wouldn't be perfect and sometimes she'd butt heads with Twilight because the town has only so much attention for so many nerdy girls.

>>26194676
Why am I a Tutor? If a dumb friggin barbarian is teaching everyone else, what does that say about them?
Also why am I a chick? is it because I'm a princess? manly men can be Princesses too.

>>26195133
How do you know...its baggy

>>26195155

Whoops. Got that mixed up. So what's Pacce do? Substitute teacher?

>>26195101
Huh, never noticed that. I'll have to get an updated one when it pops up.

Also I hope osmeone is capping all of this so I dont have to look back on the thread to read it all again.

>>26194988
>Implying Lyra wouldn't just hold me down with magic before I could even reply

>>26195158
I don't think i've seen the mayor mare yet.

oh and here is the fluttershy one

>>26194988
No. I don't fuck horses.

>>26195187
That's my fetish...

>>26195186
Capping all what?

would you cuddle twilight?

>>26195226
good things these are ponies

>>26194597
>>26194781
>>26194961

Suddenly I wish I was a good enough drawfriend to draw the Mane Cast as 6 different illustration styles.

Twilight or Pinky would be Anime [Pinky for random, Twilight for asian]
Rarity would look like a Calvin Kline fashion illo [One of my illo classes in college was taught by a CK designer. He was evil and I wish I could have learned more from him.]
AJ would look like DC/Marvel cuz it's the most American thing I can think of.

That's all I got so far. Thoughts?

>>26195168
Roogna would be the greatest barbarian stallion who ever lived in modern times. Property damages would work out to approximately one and one half dungeon crawls per week. He always makes his bills, though. Fuckin' dragon hordes are easy as shit to take for him.

He lives in a hut on the edge of town but not too far from the Tandoori place because that shit is delicious.

He gave up tutoring after causing some brain damage in one overenthusiastic filly during practice. Taking his mail from her every day is kind of awkward, even for a Barbarian.

>>26195226
Not gay if they're guys and girls.

You know what this thread needs? More Time Lord Pony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa3GmqCeIls

>>26195093

How about we make those canon, Flutter Shy.

>>26195166
>Adds the trip one more time because he forgot earlier in his subtle ply for inclusion.

>>26195236

>>26195230
This stuff
>>26195166
>>26195155
I'm not gonna quote all of it because lazy

>>26195186
Uhhhhh....

>>26194111
>/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral

>>26195236
I would cuddle everyone even you anytime for any reason. A universe where casual cuddling is socially acceptable at any time is the whole reason I love ponies and rage at pony porn

Brosnuggle

>>26195276

twilight and spike: the hentai game

>>26195269

>>26195245
Bwahaha I love it.
Griffon, though

>>26195296
dont' touch me you hugbox deject

>>26195296
what the fuck

that's sick man

forcing yourself on those ponies like that

get the fuck away from them, they don't want to touch you

>>26195211

Also this.

>>26195296
Wait, you like the idea of affection and snuggling but you're a prude over porn?

>>26195263
SlyWit would be the best dock worker Ponyville ever did see. Fast as Pinkie and strong as Applejack. Working from his earnings trustling and bustling things in and out of the cafes and shops, he can fund lots of fun with friends and his secret hobby of writing and/or drawing colorful cartoon humans.

>>26195336
slywit, you forgot to turn off your spoilers again

>>26195327
Sorry bro. You got sweet claws an' shit. How can I forget?

>>26195296
But would you snuggle Twist?

>>26195296
THIS is why we shouldn't talk about FEELINGS.

>>26195364
Not me this time.

>>26195306
HOLY GOD FUCKING DANMNIT GET THE FUCK saved OUT OF HERE YOU WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH /co/ LET ALONE PONIES?

>>26195373
Indeed. How else would I hold my manly sword of power?

>>26195381

>>26195211

Huh. It was on booru but no I can't find it.

>>26195345
>Reply "Yes it will her."
>Scratch her ass with a fork.
>Run away giggling.

>>26195381

I'd snuggle my fingers around her throat.

>>26195155
Squeaks would be a gumshoe journalist, plying their trade by looking up little-known archives in the Hall of Records and appealing to Mayor Mare's good graces. Theirs is a journalistic beat reporting that's shaken the very world and toppled minor company empires.

They sleep with a bottle of tequila and a loaded gun. Depending on who barges in the door at two in the morning they could use either ... or both.

>>26195387
What, you want more car chases?

>>26195296

Brosnuggle

>>26195155
Wait that's a canon pony? I thought that was an OCP.

>>26195449
Haha oh man you arent worthless at all, I'm having a blast reading these.

>>26194676

RS is too altruistic. I'm thinking more like college professor. One of those old ones with tenure that keep farting around long after retirement and the admin can't get rid of.

>>26195350
Yes. I sound really muscular. This is pleasing.

>>26195496
Oh shit where is that?

What would the bullies call the rest of the cast?

Twilate Sparkle?
Pinkie High?
Flarity?
Steven fag.net?

>>26195513

RS would be a male model.

Because I'm going to draw him as one.

>>26195507
It's OC. But Squeak's is one of the older OCs and has an established trade due to having the journalist's hat for some reason.

>>26195441
That's not nice.

>>26195381
God I would
You think she smells like peppermint?

so, have y'all seen this already

>>26195571
I'd remove her glasses and tell her how pretty her eyes are.

>>26195593
>wordswordswordswords

Shit man, did buckly do that?

>>26195441
Second.
GODDAMNIT I NEED THAT PONY SCRUFFY

>>26195513
RagingSemi is an older professor in the English department at Canterlot U. If Twilight hadn't been such a prude about magic and scientific studies she would have taken his class and maybe even recognized him on the street.

As it is he's flying high on a five-year sabbatical because he knows exactly what the jerkass Dean of Administrative Affairs likes to crank it to.

His red-roan coat is still nice and sheen for someone out of their twenties. He's been approached to do modeling, offered "big money" as "some mares and stallions REALLY go in for the professor look!"

All he does is chuckle and shuffle his publishing cheques around ...

But who knows?

>>26195496
>Read
>Read
>Read
>Read
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS WANT?

>>26195541

think of an insult for dash

>>26195593
That is hysterical, and I have never seen MLP.

>>26195387
Hey guys I thought we agreed that when we became bronies that we wouldn't ever care about each other's feelings.

>>26195649
Rainbow ......hash.

I've got nothing.

>>26195613
it's a reference to some manga about nazis

>>26195672
>never seen MLP
Conversion time?

>>26195543

If you don't want to go with MM's asian monk OC. I've got the frame of Big Mac, with a bit of a belly and five o'clock shadow, like "Boxy", Derpy's moving company boss. Brown mane, prematurely fading to gray.

>>26195622

Sciences. Not the humanities.

>>26195541
Okay, just knowing that children are really, really cruel:

Fluttercry
Rarity - "Common"
Twilight Spackle
Applejackoff / Applejillinit
Pinkie Pussyponder

>>26195702
Raging Semi. Do a fapfic of Steven Magnet

>>26195593
meh

i never liked that manga

>>26195697
>:|

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellsing

>>26194737
I noticed this first episode. I've always assumed Twilight is meant to ascend to omniponiency at the end of the series and take Celestia/Luna's throne.

All hail the Twilight Empress!

>>26195694

She wont suck your Klondike bar for a weak insult like That

>>26195349
Yes

Does that not compute?

>>26195717
>Pinkie Pussyponder

>>26195702
Ragingsemi is a research scientist who rocks ths shit all day, every day, who gets phat loot from his "little hobby." Then he retires to his private study and owns on some science, all polymath an' shit.

You'd think he doesn't have the charm and swagger, but he's all Ben Franklin up ons the ladies.

MY favorite pony is My Little Pony

>>26195752
I Got it!!

Rainbow RASH
OHHHHHhHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>26194737

Rainbow Splash

It's a piss joke.

>>26195775
It doesn't. Why would you RAGE over it? It's weird to be okay with one and not the other. Where is the line between one and the other anyway? Some of the so-called pony porn isn't even that explicit.

>>26195843
ew

>>26195717
Continued:
Twilight Sparklespunk (because unicorns have ... interesting emissions)
Apple Round (Because it's only good for stickin' things in)

And yes elementary school children do say shit like this. All day every day.

>>26194988
Yes.
I'm assuming we're talking about ponies in the show, not horses.

>>26195874
Bastard you were one of those kids weren't you?

>>26195859

>>26195593
Is dat some The Crow?

if rainbow was gentlemen like she would say balderdash

>>26195702

I think monk-style RS is more familiar with the fandom.

Plus it's already sketched out.

>>26195903
No, I was one of the bullied.

>>26195849
Sex is really gross and unnatural and has all these icky fluids involved and makes everybody feel bad. Cuddling is just pure happiness and love without any base lust involved. The world would be better if everybody just brosnuggled.

>>26195728

One time, Steven Magnet was swimming down the river. It was a very unusual place for him to be, because it was a river and he was a sea serpent. But, alas, he had a long commute. Then he was approached by a sexy she serpent. She was all curves, even by sea serpent standards. She said, "Hi, sailor. Want to fertilize my eggs as I deposit them on the pebbly river bottom?" And he politely declined. He was a very polite sea serpent. Also, he didn't want to die after spawning. Also, he was flaming homosex. So Steven Magnet undulated his way all the way back to his uptown condo. There, he fapped it to the new ragingsemi foldout in Playgirl. Then he died. All the ponies attended the services. It was beautiful. Then Twilight reported back to tyrant Celestia to report that their plan was coming to fruition.

>>26195950
cuddle based economy?

Anyone want some messy sketchy Braeburn x Femburn selfcest?

>>26195950
You best be trollin'.

It's totally natural and I'm all about DAS FLUIDS.

>>26195875
The only vag is candyvag

>>26195950
Then how could we procreate?

>>26195950

>fluids

>>26195950
*brosnuggle*

>>26195969
WHY

Twilight Suckle
Buttblow Gash
Pecker Pie
Stutterby
Trashity
AckleBack

>>26195983
Sh-she's riding him (somehow) and he's not into it. I mean well I wouldn't be all that happy with a sexually agressive female clone either

BUT JEEZ.

this thread is getting weird

>>26195781

>implying he's not a happily married family man.

>>26195781
> all Ben Franklin up ons the ladies.

I don't think that would have sounded positive in any other circumstance. But now it does.

>>26196067
I'd say it's par for the course for pony threads since Hamburger Time.

>>26196030

The Severing 2: Electrifed Scootaloo

>>26195950
I actually have nothing wrong with sex, just the sexuality of pure, happy, innocent things.

That what someone's into? Totally fine, the spoilerbox does it's job. But that's not why I'm a brony.

[brosnuggle]

>>26196058
For the record the "BUT JEEZ" was going to be "BUT GOD THAT IS KIND OF CREEPY.

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>>26196067

It's not wierd at all twilight....

just come back to bed

>>26195950
Did you perhaps have a bad first sexual experience my friend?

>>26196077
He is?

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This shit is weird and I'm from /a/...

>>26195950
>Sex is really gross and unnatural and has all these icky fluids involved and makes everybody feel bad.
>makes everybody feel bad.

Sex has never made me feel bad. I'd say you've been doing it wrong.

>>26196077

>implying happily
>implying Cakepie wasn't self-insert call for help

>>26196160
Only made me feel bad once. Not going to say much past that.

Sex can get weird and fucked up and your emotions can get all twisted up and around, but that's far from all sex, an.

>>26196058
>he's not into it.
>I mean well I wouldn't be all that happy with a sexually agressive female clone either

That's the idea. It's reluctant selfcest. The best kind.

Anyway it's not the worst thing I've done today.

>>26196131
Moslested by my mom when I was 10

>>26196259

Niiiiiiice.jpg

>>26196111
But we already know ponies have standard mammalian reproduction. THE INNOCENCE IS A LIE and they would totally have pure and happy sex with you but no you go and shove their feelings in a box because you want to cuddle and frankly they have a lot to do and don't want to spend it waiting for you to grow a backbone

>>26196259
Oh. Well, sorry to hear that.

>>26196280
No, it wasn't.

>>26196259
Quick someone draw anon being molested by his mom.

But as ponies.

>>26196389
NO, DUDE.

>>26196327
Yeah this fake sugary crap is meaningless when the creator of the show HAS STATED THEY HAVE SEX like other mammals. Stop letting your weird fuckups about sex bleed over into how you think about people who happen to have healthy normal libidos and just happen to fantasize about cartoon ponies fucking eachoth- okay I'm done.

>>26196389
I'M FOR IT

WHAT DO YOU THINK ANONYMOUS'S CUTIE MARK SHOULD BE

>>26196327
you mad bro

>>26196422
Maybe stop whining about pony porn then and saying "sex is bad and gross and makes people feel bad". Realize that's your own hangup and keep it to yourself.

>>26196259
My stepdad used to suck me off when I was like 13. He and my mom got divorced over something else like a year later and she never found out, and I never really told anyone. Mainly because it never felt like a big deal and I don't think it ever mentally affected me. So I kinda feel guilty bringing it up when other kids really did suffer at the hands of abusive parents and guardians.

>>26196446
I'm totally with this guy

>>26196503
I'm not that guy, I'm saying THAT IS FUCKED UP.

>>26196455
A hugbox

Why must this happen in every thread?

I think we hit the image limit.

>>26194146
WHERE ARE HER LEGS

>>26196587

We've abandoned ship.

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>>26196422
http://i.imgur.com/SMCUk.jpg

>>26196067
You leave a pony thread while its normal or stay long enough to see it become weird.

>>26194585
Also, standing where Soarin' is? If AJ didn't like it, he'd be about 50 feet away with a double hoofprint embedded in his skull.

>>26194988
Hey, I'm a fat human, so I'd score Lyra AND Bon Bon.

>>26197357
But Bon-Bon only likes pudgy ponies,

I have never had a sexual experience of any kind with another person before

I don't bitch and whine though

>>26197394
Bon-Bon would be willing to try to please her Lyra

>>26198495
Oh god. Boner just got popped, bro.

>>26194993
Explain please.